This whole video was just so JoCat can show us his samurai duel animation and sing his spooky song in the same video.

Slight correction: if a Monk has a purple circle and a white circle, it doesn't matter what their next Perfect Balance combo is, it's guaranteed big boi damage

"Spooky Slice!" is going into every Reaper skill macro. Blame Jocat...

I love how the overall joke for the Crap Guide to FF14 series is that they're all actually really good guides.

Okay, I thought Jo had pulled out all the stops when he animated an entire Samurai Showdown match just to make a punchline, but then he dropped _Spooky Slice_ on us and won some kind of argument against the dark lords of the YubTub algorithm. 12/10 Dated but Timeless music reference.

You do realize now we need a full version of "Spooky Slice."

I think we all need a full version of "The Spooky Slice" now

Every bit of effort you bit into this video was worth it

"Don't lie to me, I know the majority of my audience has depression" 7:13 This absolutely killed me lol!

Your commitment to alliterations is to be commended Jocat.

As a Reaper, I can confirm that doing the spooky slice is the best feeling.

As a nin main, I never realised that only the final mudra is all that matters. For a 'crap' guide, this was incredibly helpful.

"you do the spooky slice" is something I, literally, couldn't imagine i needed.

I know they're "Crap guides" but they genuinely do have some good info, and they're hilariously entertaining.

The best place around "boss boob" for melee is to stand around what could be described as "underboob" which is the spot where sideboob crosses over to rearboob. You can hop between the two spots with minimal movement while getting the most satisfaction out from the positionals.

Love that tidbit at the end where u can see he's adding to his collection of job type symbols. Shield for Tank, Cane for Healers, and now a spear for melee DPS

LOOK, had I known role playing as a garden gnome on your lawn would've ended up here, I would 100% do it again

I need the Spooky Slice to be played on repeat directly to my brain for the next year

“Once youve kissed enough boys to fill up your fashion bar” made me laugh so hard. Also, I love the Spooky Slice. Amazing video.

It has now become official, ANYTIME Estinien shows up, I always scream "ESTINIEEEEEEN! He's the Azure Dragoon!" Thank you for that!!! Also, when you get a chance, I hope you do more of these crap guides to FFXIV, they’re so helpful for a nooblet like me!

"Don't lie, I know most of my audience has depression." I'm literally watching this the day you released it, and the past two days have been in my annual 'Tear apart the room and put it together again' phase. You didn't have to call me out so specifically LOL. But t was 100% correct. A++! Love the content!

I know nothing about FFXIV but I enjoy hearing the puppet man scream about stuff.

Its official, this man’s “Crap guides” has gotten me into every game he has covered in this series (Monster hunter, DnD and now Final Fantasy 14). And it is to these guides that I am in his deat as they have helped me become a better player in those games.

That duel animation was incredible. I also really liked the "Skill Floor Police" sequence as well.

As a reaper main I will now have this song stuck on my head everytime I'm fighting I love it

Hint for Monks: You can still Meditate when your enemies are out of reach, which lets you get your Free Damage Button back, so it's worth doing for a bigger burst when you reengage

I love how Jocat keeps adding something to the title screen… Harch’s shield, the Conjurer Crook, and now the Dragoon Lance. Very fun!

I was WONDERING when the Estinien button would show up! And there it is. Your crap guides never disappoint - might actually roll a melee DPS when I get back into FFXIV...

The bard energy Jocat has is just out of this word. A part of me just wonders what sort of Broadway style piece he and Sam Rigel could do together. XD XD XD

"When the tank decides to get in their cardio" Yeah, felt that as a Healer. Loved the guy who wore paper to that dungeon run.

The song at the end was honestly pretty catchy:)) Also I love how he adds a new weapon/shield for each episode theme at the end card

5:12 I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE JOCAT!!!

Well Jocat is having fun in that intro

The Spooky Slice fucking SENT me. Thank you so much for yet more quality content 🙏

We need a full version of Spooky Slice. Also amazing as always. Thank you so much for making these Jocat. They are awesome!

"Don't lie to me, I know most of my audience has depression." Okay, first of all, how dare. Second of all, I'd love a full version of the Spooky Slice.

"A dot that lasts longer than it takes to clean your room. Don't lie to me; I know a majority of my audience has depression" what the fuck man why did you have to come for us all like that

Great video, Jocat! I love how accurately you actually managed to condense and explain the gameplay of each of the represented jobs, all while keeping it entertaining with the heavy sprinkling of top-quality jokes we've come to expect from ya! ^^

Still one of the most amazing characters and series I’ve ever seen. JoCat is an amazing animator and editor, and JoCrap is just peak comedy.

I have a feeling this game requires you to press buttons and press them quickly

Okay, but seriously we have to talk about how good JoCat's singing voice is!!

I missed these videos more then I knew. 😂 The writing on this alone is epic! Top notch realisation and editing. Fantastic animations. Thank you. ❤️

You can tell it took JoCat a while to do this because he references that brief period of 6.0-6.05 where Reaper was just best DPS for all categories

"each one is a different flavour of anime and edge" Never in my life have I been more offended by something I 100% agree with.

6:28 The skill floor police and frantically signing to switch with a log are the best parts of this great video CHEESE IT!

Gonna miss you, Jo. Hope you are able to return eventually, will cheer you on from here if you don't.

This was by far one of the funniest of your ff14 series. I was in a puddle crying for spongebob hanging 5 feet from death and when the skill floor police almost caught you🤣💀

Okay this is great and all but I'm gonna need a full three minute version of the Spooky Slice.

I didn’t need a Monster Mash cover but I absolutely love it and want more.

YES ! Thank you JoCat, finally someone telling the easy secret of ninja's ninjutsu to the rest of the world ! And another excellent guide to giving healers a heart attack, good work :3

Spooky Slice full version. WE DEMAND IT!

That Au Ra as a bedsheet ghost is more adorable than it has any right to be

That monster mash cover is going to live rent free in my head for the next month, which I consider to be an absolute win

I know these videos take a ton of effort, always great content and thank you for making them. I haven't played in years and still enjoyed this.

holy shit, this is an incredible video. Easily your best one so far, amazing improvement!

Tip for Dragoons: Though it is rare always look underneath where the boss likes to hangout. Are they floating above nothing? Yes? Don't use moves that involving jumping the boss. You'll be enjoying an impromptu skydiving session without a parachute. If you would like an example, the Ozma fight from the Weeping City of Mhach is probably the best example.

As a Reaper main, I need to macro the lyrics of "The Spooky Slice" into my moveset now.

Thanks Jocat! The positionals part was educational, didn't know it was sectioned like a pie. And thank you for the full version of Spooky Slice!

@JoCat didn't know you could top the 3 role crap guides... but here we are! tnx! one thing tho: the final attack the monks get when having both light and dark and doing the combo a 3rd time regardless of what stances you use is "Phantom Rush". the one where your char quickly teleports in from all angles on the target, assaulting them from all sides. the kick in the face is done when you do two of the same and a different 3rd stance, and gets you a "purple token" (IF you don't have both already, otherwise it's also a Phantom Rush)

Jo, I hope you know I blame you for me sitting here downloading FFXIV for the past two days on my new computer lmao. Thanks for all the videos and laughs!

It feels illegal to be this early

"Once you've kissed enough boys to build up your fashion bar" Thank you JoCat I will never not think about this now when I see reapers.

as a very scary edgy reaper, me and my void pal do agree that the slices sure are spooky

Dang, this might be the first video I've ever seen less than a minute after being posted

I’ve been interested in FFXIV for a long while but it was this series that pushed me to play the game and it has been one of the best experiences of my life, so thank you so much JoCat you’re the best 😤😤❤️

Its so incredible how hilarious yet informative these guides really are I love them so much LOL

I appreciate your admiration and extended enunciations of alliterations, Jocat!

Dragoon main here, dragoons are the coolest and I will never accept an opposing opinion no matter how many sword and shields you offer me

Every time I watch a JoCat video I think "this is a great video". Then he drops somehting like the Samurai szene or the Spooky Slice and things go from great to amazing! He didn't have to go this hard. But he did it anyway.

Ninja and reaper caught my eye. Very cool! Happy you’re doing more crap guides!

I love these videos honestly they give me a far better idea of what to expect from a class than anything else I’ve ever seen.

I love how ninja has those cool places to pose while looking down at everyone in their story. Doing that while wearing the Zero armor from the Garo series is better, even as a Hrothgar.

That Reaper song is perfection, I'll never not be hearing that in my head while playing my spooky boi.

He can draw, he can animate, he can edit, and he can sing. What more can you need from a guy?

This had me cracking up the entire time!!! Very well done, JoCat!!! I enjoyed this A LOT!

Bravo, Jo. The entire time I'm watching this, I'm going, "Ohhhhh, the amount of effort been put into this thing is where he's been."

We need a ten hour loop of Spooky Slice so the reapers can have their theme song playing while in game.

So delightful to hear you voice again; both JoCrap and JoCat. I can't get over the LUNARCON bits.

Omg! I never would have guessed that I'd find a new song here that I now NEED in my live.

It feels like Jocat knows that people will be watching this on stream so he's going to embarrass them by doing the silliest things.

My personal favorite description of reaper attacks related to building enshroud gauge is "minty fresh"

Love the song at the end! Great "crap" guide as always!

You are a legend. Always makes my day. Congrats on the 1 mil subs!

Just when I thought these videos couldn't get any better, you put this one up. AND totally blow the last ones out of the water! Amazing work, love it!!

Can't wait to see all of the streamers reacting to this one, and getting guilty looks for their own behavior along the way.

A friend of mine got me onto your videos after I posted the picture for you and John Fortnite, and I gotta say these are really helpful videos at helping a longtime Destiny player transition to FFXIV. I played Summoner for all of ARR and I've just swapped to Samurai, so, learning positionals and knowing I'm doing good using my ranged while running from aoes is helping me get better habits to piss my party off less.

Unironicy the crap guides are crazy entertaining and somehow useful lol great job on the video

That song alone is worth the admission price amazing work as always. 😘😁

If I had the money, I'd throw it at you like a drunk man throws 1's at strippers, these videos are amazing. The realization that there's still the ranged dps to go through, and potentially each individual job, makes me happier than a pig in shit. The quality gets better with each one, and the songs are *chefs' kiss*. Please never stop making these JoCat.

The part of the damage down made me feel pain even tho i'm not receiving one now

I love how you have a weapon for each character archetype you've discussed, very cool.

2:35: I legit laughed+coughed so hard at those first two lines (because I main Healer and GOD is it true), oh man. Great stuff as always. That said, a lot more focused on the jobs this time around. That was a whole thing on each job. Not saying it like it's a bad thing, just a lot more in-depth from the Tank/Healer/"DPS" videos.

"You do the SPOOKY Slice!" I love it. Your comedy is top tier. Thanks JoCat

I started playing the game this video came out and it’s actually so helpful! Also these videos are the best guides (you also taught me dnd lol)

I keep coming back to these "timeless" ffxiv vids.., and everytime, I still crack up when rewatching them :D

Reaper is one of my go-to classes, and yes, I do the spooky slice often. P.S. Spooky Slice full version, plz?

I need a full version of Spooky Slice in my ear whenever I play Reaper now. Absolutely fantastic vid, the hits just keep on coming!

Absolutely loved it. Thanks for another great video JoCat.

Love this so much! I can’t wait for phys range and caster dps!!

5:49 Small correction on the Phantom Rush combo: It can be whatever attacks you want. Even those with the same forms. And ideally, you'll want to be doing Dragon Kick and Bootshine for this combo because the guaranteed Crit helps you deal more damage by average.