Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”.
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@AdamMantra5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1." 2 second pause Joey Diaz - "The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it he inhaled it. He was a chinese man. He was a very great man." Amazing start.
@RBravo825 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd somehow dragged and skipped an hour
@emekabronson86975 жыл бұрын
Chinese Emperor Shen Nung in 2737 B.C. (#AlphaIQ)
@itsall_legal5 жыл бұрын
Science
@emekabronson86975 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_River_civilization
@EMESYOO325 жыл бұрын
I accidentally clicked on this. If it didn’t start like that I woulda left. Dope Podcast.
@oxygensilver45635 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you something Joe Rogan
@joshamaya1965 жыл бұрын
Joe "let me tell you something" Rogan. Placement is everything
@VonTelevision5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Liam0215 жыл бұрын
@@joshamaya196 you fucked up so bad oh dear.
@BIG_TOE4 жыл бұрын
Lemme tell you something dawg.
@Red-Mush4 жыл бұрын
Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz
@s4mcote11 ай бұрын
Man this podcast went by so fast. Joey Diaz is so authentic, so interesting, and he’s an extremely gifted storyteller. He’s funny but he’s also very touching at times.
@Danleesixdoublefive3219 ай бұрын
That’s it. Unassuming humour with genuinely deep insights that are also simple
@kylemossi8 ай бұрын
Dude.....VERY gifted story teller. I love his stories. So real, he paints such a vivid picture.
@chimado21077 ай бұрын
I have a conspiracy question for who ever cares to know just ask lol
@PSYCKYO6 ай бұрын
uh how would you even know if you were asked? It's not like you get notifications, I know I don't so even if you replied to this I'd never see it so not sure what your comment is for/about @@chimado2107
@LanceSmith-ip7hk4 ай бұрын
😅😮rere we we were we we eere we e
@Hennessey_and_smoke Жыл бұрын
30 percent fact, 110 percent entertainment.
@JimmyR83 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha yeahhh for sure bro. He exaggerates everything but man I can’t turn it off 😂
@panzerwaffen2873 Жыл бұрын
Even though you watch it enjoy it
@levisvarela3735 Жыл бұрын
you guys too young to understand half the shit they talking about, i seen shit like that, i done shit like that
@JimmyR83 Жыл бұрын
@@levisvarela3735 bro you’re out of your mind if you think Joey isn’t spicing these stories up 🤣
@huntergabriel8875 Жыл бұрын
The first 2 minutes of stories were a wtf for sure😂
@bradleyseidel28004 жыл бұрын
2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends
@constantinbarbu.4 жыл бұрын
true enough, atfirst you gotta tell shit to each other then see how they been
@MrSkater1694 жыл бұрын
Legends
@belleellis59544 жыл бұрын
constantin barbu is
@KameleonPlays3 жыл бұрын
18:17
@charrilynmartinez94343 жыл бұрын
Me: The fly by my ear: 27:20
@twinsteel49354 жыл бұрын
Joe: did you try melatonin or anything like that? Diez: I did cocaine for 30 years Lmao
@davidec.40214 жыл бұрын
This man is a fucking treasure
@whoknowswhocares8854 жыл бұрын
That’s a big impossible attempt
@Stevokeef254 жыл бұрын
“Give me 20 turkeys and they can all suck my dick”
@duttonzzz4 жыл бұрын
Tryna tell Ya .. Thats like firing BBs at a freight train
@Ghettojaku4 жыл бұрын
@@duttonzzz got me remembering rapture with your KZfaq background homie lol
@YisbetterthanX Жыл бұрын
I love how Joey says the first and last name of who ever hes talking to
@a.k.5901 Жыл бұрын
This showed me that Jamie doesn't have a last name.
@nicolasv5184 Жыл бұрын
Classic Latino tradition
@lucasfff1370 Жыл бұрын
talking about*
@YisbetterthanX Жыл бұрын
@@lucasfff1370 and to, like if he's talking to Tom he will go "you know something Tom Segura"
@lucasfff1370 Жыл бұрын
@@YisbetterthanX hahaha never noticed that but yeah now you say it that is true
@robnugent1678 Жыл бұрын
Joey seems like one of those guys who could tell you the entire story of a movie that you’ve already seen and you’d listen because his telling of it is better than the movie itself.
@scizzorhonz7669 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen/heard this episode in it’s entirety 3 times since it came out. People like realness.
@__rm307 Жыл бұрын
Omg my sister says I do this! 🫣 she says she never listens to my recommendations bc then she sees the movies and she’s disappointed it’s not quite like how I said 😅
@luhgeekyperc11 ай бұрын
@@scizzorhonz7669 yep same
@natejones77911 ай бұрын
Fr😂😂 hed be like “i saw this new spider man movie, you know he’s real dark?! Lemme tell ya this kid is a bad ass mf, there’s every kind of spider man and they chase him. BUT THEY CANT CATCH HIM. Lemme tell ya, he dodged and blocked every sing mf there” 😂😂 bruh I’d be so invested
@tomasloureiro480111 ай бұрын
@@__rm307J
@matthewpennington79355 жыл бұрын
Joe: He got high and a bird started talking to him. Diaz: whatayagunnado
@dm36195 жыл бұрын
Matthew Pennington 😂
@travisramirez71435 жыл бұрын
I read this the exact time it was being said on the vid lmaooo
@xawesome1992x5 жыл бұрын
@@travisramirez7143 me too it was PERFECT
@bentremy5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Pennington 😂😂😂
@lukevaldez13975 жыл бұрын
@@travisramirez7143 Whoa that's crazy you said that, I read the soukalamink comment by Justin McCoy right when Joey said it haha funny coincidence. 😁
@kalamansitree54415 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan and joey diaz are like the 2 uncles you would listen to at a family gathering
@guyonDmoon4 жыл бұрын
komasi agader OMG yes
@DubKc4 жыл бұрын
Everybody can relate to this!
@STR8graff4 жыл бұрын
Crazy accurate lol
@DrCooch4 жыл бұрын
You ever have someone talk to you but it feels like you don't exist and they're just talking through you ?
@kalamansitree54414 жыл бұрын
@@DrCooch got damn ?? dats beyond me
@jacobkean037 ай бұрын
Man Joey could tell me a 4 hour long story of how he watched grass grow and I’d still be invested. He seems like an incredible man to have a conversation with.
@markpriore3151 Жыл бұрын
"He got high and a bird started talkin to him." "Whaddya gonna do?"
@NASTYMMA4 ай бұрын
They high AF too prolly😂
@MrGearsOfWar962 жыл бұрын
First spoken words “The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it” Yeah I’m sure this’ll be a good one
@SJ-ni6iy2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@BlekJamal2 жыл бұрын
Never really smoked it , he inhaled it. 🤔🤔🤔
@Cynical4962 жыл бұрын
That’s how u start a conversation alright.
@DicholasNiaz2 жыл бұрын
You
@TruStoogeDrew.2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@tobykeefe5525 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is either the quietest person ever or the loudest person ever
@xxanonymousbeastxx55665 жыл бұрын
So True
@calebstafford58625 жыл бұрын
Hears everything but speaks his mind
@ProofScopes5 жыл бұрын
I like when he talks quiet... reminds me of vin diesel.
@mikemaniaci85295 жыл бұрын
I like Joey's deep raspy whisper when he "takes you on a journey" into the murky cocaine underworld of his youth. He paints such a vivid picture
@ProofScopes5 жыл бұрын
Mike Maniaci I honestly think he would make an amazing voice actor for animated films and CGI films... he has such a chilling and addictive voice.
@karmyn3 Жыл бұрын
4 years later and there's still listeners
@michaelmiterko3167 Жыл бұрын
Hell ya, i've already listened to this. and i'll listen again now.
@rangeldoesnotexist Жыл бұрын
@@michaelmiterko3167 same, firing this up right now haha
@martinlaferte Жыл бұрын
@@rangeldoesnotexist same here lol!
@johns9543 Жыл бұрын
I love you brother 💙
@isopropyltoxicity Жыл бұрын
Bro this podcast episode is fuckin legendary muthafucka
@user-ry9wb7km9n9 ай бұрын
19:35 ..... hands down one of the best Joey cutaways ever 😂
@arnoldhernandez19108 ай бұрын
😆💀💀💀
@timmygrace17 ай бұрын
Body language for 'no comment'
@minerva63 ай бұрын
lol wtf 😂
@CozySophie3 ай бұрын
He so high he froze and his face melted 😂😂😂
@DevinDescАй бұрын
Holy shit 😭
@haark6554 жыл бұрын
“The first man to smoke marijuana never smoked marijuana, he inhaled it” -Joey Diaz
@haiphan91814 жыл бұрын
Then a blue bird came to him...
@BrandinZinck4 жыл бұрын
He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man.
@ChrisMakesBeats4 жыл бұрын
You couldn't watch this for more than a minute?? These quote comments are annoying
@haark6554 жыл бұрын
VoodooBeats I’ve watched the entire podcast. By quoting parts of the podcast, we are able to enjoy them as a community, selecting some of our favorite quotes and allowing others to thumbs up if they enjoyed them as well. You on the other hand are a dick
@johnfarrell88324 жыл бұрын
"He was a very great man"
@sustainablemma2833 жыл бұрын
an hour and a half in I realized I've already seen this one
@Blessedup693 жыл бұрын
Still good
@ziigzagg42o633 жыл бұрын
Too late 😂
@xannyphantom88643 жыл бұрын
I'm just always so stoned when I watch these mann
@nytmare113 жыл бұрын
I am yet to find out. Having Joey is my favorite guest. I will never get bored listening to the two of them talk
@kiethenselmans74543 жыл бұрын
Are you high perhaps?
@Kronwalled55270 Жыл бұрын
100 more years of Joey Diaz. Keep him alive no matter what it takes
@joecasual2952 Жыл бұрын
I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.
@triippy...6476 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 then why the hell are you watching? go get a life and get off of the internet, son
@bentaber8814 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 why are you here then?
@darragh_180511 ай бұрын
@@bentaber8814 he ignored you
@spookytwink42010 ай бұрын
long live tha goat i say he makes it to 90
@flatsfishingonline Жыл бұрын
Joey is a force of nature with recollective comedy.
@abby99910 ай бұрын
accurate😂
@grantmcquillan33254 жыл бұрын
Joe: "He got high and a bird starting talking to him." Joey: "What're you gonna do?"
@Alvy.074 жыл бұрын
Grant McQuillan I’m gonna listen to the bird, Joey. That’s what I’m doin.
@brandongarcia42194 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it and died 😂
@emmajayne6824 жыл бұрын
@@brandongarcia4219 😂 me too
@Tezla-Coils4 жыл бұрын
“What are you gonna” do that shit was hilarious 😆
@tammyannese26974 жыл бұрын
😂
@monicaduconge2933 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: “Phenomenal” Joey Diaz: “Tremendous”
@kaji68743 жыл бұрын
Such a joey type of word.
@gabrielnagy5952 жыл бұрын
tremendous
@brandonator13372 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal 👌🏻👌🏻
@theopenmouth96952 жыл бұрын
duality of man
@og_jakey2 жыл бұрын
@@theopenmouth9695 damn straight, son. So glad real duality like this exists in todays media.
@jordancooper2717 Жыл бұрын
Love listening to Joey gets me through my work night fast
@Twentyfourseven80 Жыл бұрын
brother, same here. im working my night shift right now just laughing my ass off... reallllllly makes the night go by !!!
@jayrich6968 Жыл бұрын
Literally bro!! Got me thru the last few hours of my over night shift easily
@JonesTheLad Жыл бұрын
Yess, night shift workers uniting in the comments on a 4 year old podcast!! 😂🤌🏼 I’ve literally listened to this for the last few hours of my shift, and man it really helps the time fly by!
@jackmoreno5988 Жыл бұрын
@@JonesTheLad night shift too. 😂
@JonesTheLad Жыл бұрын
@@jackmoreno5988 night shift gang Lessgo 🤣 #thedaysleepers
@ahmedomar5748 Жыл бұрын
"my friend who i kidnapped" 🤣🤣
@JAY59760 Жыл бұрын
Says it so Casually 🤣
@JimmyR83 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they’re dear friends now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tophercortez77863 жыл бұрын
"That shit that Batman shot at the Green Hornet, pedophile smoke" 🤣🤣🤣 thats our Uncle Joey
@Luke-rt9bx3 жыл бұрын
Hahah “you wake up and your shirts all backwards and shit” that made me laugh lol
@josiffexplosiff13 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t even the best part. When he said “you wake up and your shirts on backwards and your pants are missing”
@Seewhathappens1012 жыл бұрын
TREMENDOUS
@mw3isbetterthanmw222 жыл бұрын
@@Seewhathappens101 HAHAHA 🤣🤣😮💨
@alimctaven74172 жыл бұрын
When I watched him say that I laughed hard. As I read this comment the laugh literally came back up like I regurgitated it.
@EMFObserver3 жыл бұрын
Joe Diaz’s voice is like a Diesel engine
@sarahemikula3 жыл бұрын
Good one! 🙂I've seen comments referring to his voice as "an old Cutlass trying to start in the winter" or something like that.
@BiggRippa3 жыл бұрын
Righttt. Chugga chugga chugga. Lmao
@dominickbenincasa50433 жыл бұрын
His voice is so jarring, yet relaxing to listen to at the same time… 🤷🏻♂️
@sarahemikula3 жыл бұрын
@@dominickbenincasa5043 exactly!
@AAPART3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahemikula i lovepaptreon
@RosannaYC10 ай бұрын
I love how he always refers to Joe Rogan by his full name 😆 This guy is so entertaining
@ItsReplayBro4 ай бұрын
Makes you wonder if Jamie has a last name 😉 😂
@zig-zagroller5677 Жыл бұрын
Joey reminds me so much of my grandpa's brother, unapologetically himself 100% of the time. Never change Coco
@tos93953 жыл бұрын
Joe: *talking about how terrible it is that people hit children* Joey: *dying of laughter*
@teeman13263 жыл бұрын
Which makes perfect sense. He was from a time they used paddles to hit kids in school for getting in trouble.
@teeman13263 жыл бұрын
"You say things that are just a waste of time, sorry but it's just a waste of time... does that make sense?" 🤣 Joe you are killin me in this one bro. Get me on your podcast lol. I ain't no celebrity but oh well. Nobody wants to hear them talk about them since they've been famous since the media stalks them and the world already knows everything they do. Alot of people would rather hear like to about their pre fame life and other things they don't already know. 🤷♂️
@Daswassuphomie2 жыл бұрын
@@teeman1326 some one get tee man on the show
@kennethbranoff11682 жыл бұрын
@@teeman1326 whatever you’re smoking it’s stronger then joeys personal stash.
@deideicareng2 жыл бұрын
@@teeman1326 joey diaz is only 5 years older than joe rogan they’re from the same time
@GabriellaFloydMakeUp3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz just never, ever runs out of stories...
@Ch9-77082 жыл бұрын
the goat
@BIGWILL07152 жыл бұрын
You heard his Halloween story? He didn’t accept candy.
@IASP172 жыл бұрын
because he probably keeps making them up
@seggzslimjimz11792 жыл бұрын
@@IASP17 some are but a lot are real just over exaggerated
@mikasadankerman88322 жыл бұрын
@@IASP17 Honestly, first of all coming from me. Who is literally the most BORING person on the planet, even I've had some crazy shit happen to me and have got some stories to tell. So I honestly don't think he's making them up 😅🤣 he's most definitely been around so I take his word for it. Plus he's absolutely hilarious and that's what matters most!
@x3xcution Жыл бұрын
2:50:24 Joey Diaz Nonchalantly Ripping Ass & Not Losing Stride Is A Top 5 JRE Moment
@0xdamian595 Жыл бұрын
Love that you marked this, haha. Cheers.
@speakerheadz704 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a legend at storytelling 🙌🏽
@joshuavanwinkle31923 жыл бұрын
Joey is the only guest that turns their head and talks to Jamie. I like that
@Gray-om1bj3 жыл бұрын
maybe its a story teller thing
@oneaboveall18953 жыл бұрын
Try and watch more JRE von bravo Alex all look at jamie
@joshuavanwinkle31923 жыл бұрын
Yeah you're right, eddie, Alex and joey all actually talk to jamie instead of just to joe
@manuelreeves92113 жыл бұрын
Joey wants everyone's attention. Hes that loveable mobster.
@GAB-vq7re3 жыл бұрын
I keep waiting for the JRE Podcast with guest Jamie. I don't know who's going to monitor the equipment and computer in his stead but I would definitely watch that podcast
@Gray-om1bj3 жыл бұрын
I've always loved how Joey refers to joe by his full name
@jimmyd11103 жыл бұрын
tremendous
@ClearChoiceMethodology3 жыл бұрын
He does it to everyone
@HaxelStranger3 жыл бұрын
Joey “joe rogan” Diaz
@justinslang8593 жыл бұрын
Joe Fucking Rogan
@scorp3x3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Joey would still refers to him by his full name if his name was long like: Constantine Alexander Rogan 😅
@darthapocawrith1017 Жыл бұрын
I'm dead. This episode is of the hook ESPECIALLY NOW that I'm watching it in entirety.
@teedawson6442 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a different breed his storytelling is really top tier I didn't even realize I was listening to him for hours honestly have a different type of love for him
@jpagan47924 жыл бұрын
When joey whispers, it is very therapeutic.
@shaydee56414 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Pagan great ASMR lol
@jpagan47924 жыл бұрын
@@shaydee5641 agreed 😊
@snehpatel75554 жыл бұрын
Just like Steve-o....both have a low key coke whisper
@WastedFury4 жыл бұрын
@@snehpatel7555 Low key coke whisper! 😂 Love it.
@neilconey54404 жыл бұрын
When was that?
@alexrichardson20334 жыл бұрын
Squidward: Who eats cuban sandwiches at three in the morning? Joey Diaz: Oh boy, 3 AM!
@cris10084 жыл бұрын
Alex Richardson underrated comment 😂😂
@kiroshi64144 жыл бұрын
So underrated 😂
@AXeLSade4 жыл бұрын
This needs more attention
@ryanrochon88914 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious
@tylerdixon32904 жыл бұрын
It should've been great googly moogly instead of oh boy
@3v068 Жыл бұрын
Man joey ain't lying about not knowing about damage till you've been smoking for years, and the first thing you do is go outside to smoke. I stopped about 7 years ago now and I've never felt better and even took that idea with weed and wake n bakes too. Best decisions I've ever made.
@PasukanMaut Жыл бұрын
Joey: "you're gonna die when I tell you this" Joe: "oh oh" (gets excited) 😂
@Nxghtmxre9993 жыл бұрын
“THERE WAS NO LOSING IN THIS F***** HOUSE! Do you understand me Joe Rogan? THERE’S NO F***** LOSERS IN MY F***** HOUSE! SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! NO DINNER”
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
CAPISE
@L0kie943 жыл бұрын
You dumb fuck
@isaacthornton38803 жыл бұрын
hbn .@@TrollHiddenCave m.9...9n9
@drakeandjosh0073 жыл бұрын
Time stamp???
@salem24503 жыл бұрын
@@drakeandjosh007 54:12
@theosavage58963 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz doesn’t just come for Joe, he’s one of the rare ones that get Jamie involved for real
@CrippledMerc3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s just used to having Lee as basically a second host so he treats Jamie the same, whereas with most other guests Jamie is more of the show runner in the background who is looking up whatever is being talked about and fact checking if they aren’t sure on something. I do really enjoy it when Jamie gets in on the discussions though. He’s just another point of view to take in and listen to.
@kingjaidyn12353 жыл бұрын
jake the snake was on jamie ass in their interview
@burneraccount15923 жыл бұрын
You talking about sex?
@kingjaidyn12353 жыл бұрын
Foot Fondler nahhhh lmfao jake the snake was just cooking him
@bryanynf27123 жыл бұрын
Him along with lee it’s so cool to watch 4 people that we always see but never get together for a podcast
@noahmoore6513Ай бұрын
This might be my favorite Joey Diaz episode. I always go back and listen to this one
@Idontfeelsafe86 Жыл бұрын
Joey is the only one who can make joe glance awkwardly at the camera multiple times
@joecasual2952 Жыл бұрын
I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.
@3v068 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 then stay off of tv and out of fuckin comedy clubs because your idea of comedy fucking sucks.
@fualexis822 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 and I'm sure you're just the most hilarious person on Earth 🤣🙄
@ChristIsKing772 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 nobody cares touch grass
@gera0x0 Жыл бұрын
@@joecasual2952 casual
@BEDCORN5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Joey goes on a rant and runs out breath is hilarious
@iem72525 жыл бұрын
He also spits that white goo on his lips. disgusting. THen they have to cut the camera so they can tell him to wipe it off.
@havenlew5 жыл бұрын
It's more sad than funny actually.
@slipperyjones5 жыл бұрын
This felt odd...depressing. joe. High. Kite.
@onashenwings38505 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz has some of the most authentic bodily fluids noises on earth. He should be a voice actor.
@nyx47545 жыл бұрын
Aluminum Oxide he is, he’s been in a few games like gta and mafia 3
@nyx47545 жыл бұрын
Mafia 3, they scanned his body and it’s the full Diaz in the game
@austinedwards67165 жыл бұрын
I was about to say he is a perfect match for video game work old man monsters whatever it would sound baddass
@AcidicMentality5 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'VE ALREADY SAID IT 3 TIMES COCK SUCKER! I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT NO MORE ALRIGHT! MAKE IT WORK 'CUZ THAT ALL YOU GET!"
@SuperCannibas4205 жыл бұрын
dudes nasal cavity is probably gone from all the coke
@vividdreams8356 Жыл бұрын
Real people recognize real people and joey is as real as it gets. I respect him so much.
@silent__nightmare4669 Жыл бұрын
How do I know your real?
@vividdreams8356 Жыл бұрын
@@silent__nightmare4669 u dont
@butwhytho____ Жыл бұрын
@@vividdreams8356 😅p
@mnetzer67778 ай бұрын
@@vividdreams8356 Joe is a real one too. These two together bro!!
@hensen5309 Жыл бұрын
My gymnastics coach, who has taught some Olympic athletes and knows people like Bart Conor and Shannon miller, only got 2 hours a sleep a night until he was like 50. He was such a workaholic, he would go to these gymnasts houses at like 10 pm after a long day of school and just sit and listen to them. He learned all he could and actually started tumbling with them soon after around the age of 26. He became very good fast. Some people just function different. He also became a stalk broker and kept the same schedule. He is a pure Christian as well. No drugs.
@Anthony-iq4lf Жыл бұрын
The poop, that I took last night and had some girth and was given a PHD, was perfect.
@getgle Жыл бұрын
nobody asked
@hensen5309 Жыл бұрын
My daddy owns the whole internet so you guys better be careful 😠
@christopherkovach29085 жыл бұрын
When you see smoke in the thumbnail, you know its finna be a banger.
@ghostazp33774 жыл бұрын
Finna
@snowman374th4 жыл бұрын
Ignorance is a choice in America. I just don't understand why ignorance is the choice people make with ghetto mentalities and then bitch later in life, because they're in the ghetto. And most never get out because of making that choice. Don't you like respect? Dumb people are only respected by other dumb people. The world looks down upon the ignorant. Spelling better is the first step to gaining that respect. Speaking right is another. This is your world you're choosing. I hope you're not a kid. The future is empty if it is.
@brandona39394 жыл бұрын
Snowman374th huh
@snowman374th4 жыл бұрын
@@brandona3939 where
@xatarskoftespie88444 жыл бұрын
Man when do they finally light that bitch
@nobodylikesyou8565 жыл бұрын
Joey has the memory of an ancient psychic tandem war elephant
@apeman20355 жыл бұрын
That is too creative For the comments section
@dennisthemenace8555 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo W
@JamesExcell-InterJex5 жыл бұрын
WORD.
@ACRProduction5 жыл бұрын
Brick Tamland L M F A O
@paiengames5485 жыл бұрын
Fucking mid sip on some water and read this....phone got sprayed lmao 😂😂😂😭😭👌🏻👌🏻
@halfdead1380 Жыл бұрын
Best movie ever i saw this as a kid with my grandpa.... taught me what freedom was with this movie... we watched the best movies ever. Taught me a lot about life... He was a mexican immigrant... worked till 2 months from his death of cancer. He was a the fucking epitome of American ....
@thebokan3926 Жыл бұрын
I always have to return to this podcast, joey diaz always makes my day better
@mnetzer67778 ай бұрын
I'm back here at 9/24/23 bro. I agree 💯
@jopo79965 жыл бұрын
At certain points during this podcast, Joey was so high, we needed Yoel Romero to translate.
@ATurbos5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@thehh51185 жыл бұрын
2:16
@thetraveledroad15 жыл бұрын
comment of the month
@thetraveledroad15 жыл бұрын
APE MAN no, he said not forget Jesus and the crowd thought he said not for gay Jesus
@apeman20355 жыл бұрын
You are right But I like being wrong
@xbaxepic3 жыл бұрын
Joe; “He got high and a bird started talkin to him.” Joey; “What ya gonna do?” 😆
@alexanderblack66193 жыл бұрын
BRUH this had me in tears i commented it seconds before seeing urs im still rolling in laughter uncle joey is truly is the real life big pussy
@jamespaps42573 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderblack6619 me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spy44yogi3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@captainroger3 жыл бұрын
Talk back yo
@thehotshot86353 жыл бұрын
At what time it is?
@rickwilson466 Жыл бұрын
Hands down my favorite JRE episode! F'n love this guy. "Can a corn... Can of corn I'll be fine." "Somebody get me a diet coke!" Lmao
@syngencase9193 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sime3614 ай бұрын
2:50:24 The room gotta smell like nuclear waste after that one 😂
@POWERUSER-wy6bx Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is the only guest I've seen who actually talks to Jamie like he's part of the show and not just a set piece
@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE Жыл бұрын
he acts like a set piece tho you don't even see him once lol
@nass-3484 Жыл бұрын
@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE maybe he just don’t wan’t to be on camera, Joe has Millions views and not everybody is confortable in this situation
@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE Жыл бұрын
@Pelinal Whitestrake bruh, never watch My Hero Academia in my life, I just picked the name coz it's sounded cool af
@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE Жыл бұрын
@Alexis Roy suck my d*ck
@NadineLevi Жыл бұрын
Don't forget Theo brother
@vercingetorixavernian89784 жыл бұрын
This is Joey Diaz's element (being on JRE). You get long stories, comedy, and deep insight..... It doesn't get better than this..... Netlfix/standup can't touch these Joey Diaz/Joe Rogan episodes...... AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!!! hours and hours of JRE/Joey Diaz....... Its incredible.........
@elihartsoe67184 жыл бұрын
Vercingetorix Avernian this is how i’m passing time in quarantine
@cewbalshatti95354 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@bambomango94274 жыл бұрын
its tremendous
@DAVIDTORRESANI3 жыл бұрын
It's Free? Like free,free..or free like free...........free,free? Which free ,free is it? Cause it can't be ..Free.free.free .free...free,free. Maybe free free but never free.freefreefree. SO??? Which is it?
@alfredoreyes80583 жыл бұрын
@@DAVIDTORRESANI to many free's, u had it tho.
@DanScudder-xl8fp5 ай бұрын
Could listen to these two anytime, usually tune in seeking a chuckle and always come out the other side learning some good shit somewhere. Thanks guys keep doing what you’re doing and god bless!
@Savageinasuit Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogans greatest gift to us mere mortals is Joey Diaz! What a treasure.
@walterwhite35384 жыл бұрын
Joey “when he died i lost contact with him” Diaz
@sebastianalvarez2263 жыл бұрын
this comment did it for me🤣
@DV-ld8gp3 жыл бұрын
Omg you should’ve posted a time stamp 😂
@NathanSandersNDD3 жыл бұрын
Confusingly spot on 😂😂
@Cloughbar3 жыл бұрын
2:43:40
@j.p.foleyjr.63333 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@GRilovethisname4 жыл бұрын
I am so entertained by the fact that he always calls Joe "Joe Rogan" XDDD
@chrispena81864 жыл бұрын
I like when he says "Lemme tell you somethin"
@Well-theres-that4 жыл бұрын
Known each other 20+ years still lemme tell ya somethin joe rogan!! Great story coming
@lukem1184 жыл бұрын
When he says "I can't wait for Joe Rogan to visit me" @ 1:31:30", I lol'd hard!
@castronatefit57544 жыл бұрын
Cause he’s a true gangster
@bobdillion4404 жыл бұрын
Lily Lopez it’s a respect thing like calling your teachers mr green or mrs green
@Constantz1 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVED how joey got right into it LMAOOO
@r.ssumedh7626 Жыл бұрын
"The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it, he inhaled it" The best lines to start a pod!
@RipCityMixes5 жыл бұрын
This man has unlimited stories
@wendel58685 жыл бұрын
Joe “I dont have any other guests” Rogan
@matthewerwin46775 жыл бұрын
Because he makes it up as he goes. He's full of shit.
@hmoneyp35215 жыл бұрын
Matthew Erwin he just exaggerates like everybody. If you live through your phone you won't have shit for stories
@pauldigga54195 жыл бұрын
Matthew Erwin thank you lord someone else pointed it out. There are so many people that have swallowed the hook. Diaz is the king of bullshitters
@pauldigga54195 жыл бұрын
am 1 don’t believe everything your told. Try having an open mind. You’ve never thought listening to Joey talk “man, that seems like bullshit”?
@mattnepp66554 жыл бұрын
joe: "what happens when you eat expired edibles?" joey: "same thing that happens when you eat expired vicodin"
@samgarcia16064 жыл бұрын
What does happen?
@acos92744 жыл бұрын
Sam Garcia I had some that was like a few months old and I was blasted but I did eat the whole thing
@kevinjohnson73004 жыл бұрын
@@samgarcia1606 it's like they creep up on you. You take them and wait, then you think wow these must have lost their potency over time... Then BAM! they hit you out of no where
@VincentS9884 жыл бұрын
Expired medicine still works. Sometimes the half life of the medication may not be as potent but you won’t die from it. I believe they have to put an expiration date for legality reasons.
@DirtSpud4 жыл бұрын
I ate a medicated brownie that was like 2 months old. It turned into powder when i bit into it. About 30 mins after eating it i was mumbling and falling asleep lol still got high but it was powerful.
@multimandan Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is unbelievable! He always has the best stories!!!
@gotem4741 Жыл бұрын
I just stopped delivering newspapers and I’ve been looking for this episode the whole time 😂
@ianthorpe19254 жыл бұрын
"He got high, and a crazy bird started talking to him". Joey Diaz: "Whuddya gonna do?"
@MrBlitzkrieg19914 жыл бұрын
😂
@ikushalot4 жыл бұрын
ofcourse you fucking listen 😂
@connora94 жыл бұрын
Like it’s another day at the office hahahah
@Quantum36914 жыл бұрын
Ain't got no choice. 😂
@sidneyshaw16083 жыл бұрын
I think Diaz is actually under the impression that Joe's first name is "Jorogan".... imagine him thinking he's actually just thinking he's calling him by his first name "Jorogan"
@dannyb20vtec283 жыл бұрын
😂
@richierich626973 жыл бұрын
Nope. 4:07
@sidneyshaw16083 жыл бұрын
@@richierich62697 He called him Mr. Rogan, therefore he thinks his name is Jorogan Rogan
@wendellwalter28653 жыл бұрын
@@sidneyshaw1608 thats it, you convince me.
@philipcampana84223 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious hahaha
@josephplymel75836 ай бұрын
I can't help but chuckle every time Joey says Joe Rogan!! He calls everyone by their whole Name.
@TheSektorz4 жыл бұрын
When a podcast starts with "The first man to smoke marijuana he was visited by a blue bird--" you know it's good.
@chrisgarcia85924 жыл бұрын
Anything with Joey Diaz it's gonna be good you undastand me? 😂
@BLADExARTx51603 жыл бұрын
Joey's laugh sounds like you're trying to cold start a lawn mower that's been sitting in the shed for 6 months
@tidepride863 жыл бұрын
While underwater
@Here2shtpst3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣
@balmuhanna79533 жыл бұрын
Nikolas lima myCnhbv
@Johnny1.03 жыл бұрын
Lol
@darekklich42673 жыл бұрын
2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends
@blindmonkey4131 Жыл бұрын
After coming back to watch this again, this might still be one of the best interviews on the internet today lol
Joey Diaz has two levels.... whisper, or BALLS TO THE WALL!
@amandamcbride2563 жыл бұрын
JR: "he got high and a bird started talking to him" UncleJ: "whataya gunna do....?"
@brandonmccoy88913 жыл бұрын
I just posted this, but I said "man 10,000 comments, there's no way I'm the first dude to post this." I'm glad, it was fuckin hilarious
@LiMCRiMZ3 жыл бұрын
I'll tell ya whatayagunnado, ya listen to the damn bird and go conquer some neighboring territories 😂
@lolitapetite14133 жыл бұрын
My favori
@groupwbench Жыл бұрын
Is there a more endearing character alive than Joey Diaz? God bless ya.
@mattcurtis3019 Жыл бұрын
Joey's the kind of person you want Around you!! What a wonderful Guy 🇬🇧🇺🇲🙏🎄
@IMYOURWILL Жыл бұрын
I love listening to Joey Diaz explain the scene better than the actual movie. I would love to watch some 70s or 80s movies with Joey Diaz
@saedzarei6242 Жыл бұрын
it's called overstating the beauty/importance of something aka hyping. the movie isn't that interesting tbh
@mrsoum9135 Жыл бұрын
Goooodd calllll man hell yea
@RunNGunX7 ай бұрын
@@saedzarei6242it’s called Spanish people just describe things better than whites
@richk7416 Жыл бұрын
I never get bored of hearing the funny stories and the wisdom of Joey Diaz.
@alphaman35768 ай бұрын
Gotta be my favorite episode tbh. Great to listen/watch while high or sober 😊
@dtown9025 жыл бұрын
Wow. Joey looks noticeably slimmer from the last time I saw him
@MadSolar5 жыл бұрын
He's on that swiss kriss
@tucci065 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that right away. You can also tell he's been training and not just dieting.
@StefanBorkenstein5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's cancer
@davidtang89045 жыл бұрын
He's back on the cocaine diet
@masonharvey59435 жыл бұрын
dtown902 fuck you clown
@Calilou525 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey said "my friend came to the show, you know, the friend I kidnapped" so casually
@Jonathanmm7 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d learn about the nutritional value of bananas from Joey Diaz
@garyclarkiii730 Жыл бұрын
“Same thing when you eat an expired vicodin” fuckin dyin bruh, and it’s so true
@maximumeffort42373 жыл бұрын
They need to replace Alexa’s voice with Joey Diaz’s
@rowanmakesmemes73012 жыл бұрын
He finishes every sentence with. "Ya got it cocksuka?"
@randomdude81552 жыл бұрын
@@rowanmakesmemes7301 im okay with that
@kjensen62812 жыл бұрын
Todays forecast: Tremendous!
@b.elzebub92522 жыл бұрын
- ''Hey Joey, what's the weather going to be like today?'' - ''The weather? The fuck you know about weather cocksokka? Lemme tell you something about weather a'right? Winter of '81, when I was living in Bumfuck Ohio on Dingleberrystreet nr 41a, in that apartment with the neighbour with the juicy ass! She had a husband who would take hookers back to the garage and slap them around while she was making dinner. Lemmetellya. We had snow this one day you wouldn't believe. Massive pile-ups everywhere. But you couldn't get coke there, ya had to drive to the black guys house 10 miles down the road. You'd leave 100 dollahs on the porch and this squirrel would throw a baggy at your car cuz the guy didn't wanna come out no moah, so you had to make sure the window was open, right.'' - ''Ok.. Thank you, Joey.''
@user-gn4ts8jb7n2 жыл бұрын
@@b.elzebub9252 hahahaha
@oakley93242 ай бұрын
Just a pair of legends that we won’t ever experience ever again.
@mattplays2458 Жыл бұрын
I can listen to joey Diaz forever and enjoy the hell out of it man can he tell stories and joe rogan being right there to shoot the shit i love it
@tonymonktano43135 жыл бұрын
Joey's the uncle I wish I had
@numbaonekilla5 жыл бұрын
16Mi Coco me too brother me too
@youngfruitzberlin91525 жыл бұрын
I have this uncle
@numbaonekilla5 жыл бұрын
@youngfruitz we would love to meet him!
@keplix52255 жыл бұрын
SuperSonnyred I don’t have an uncle sadly
@numbaonekilla5 жыл бұрын
Keplix im sorry your mother doesn’t have a brother
@curlytalks255 жыл бұрын
How much coke do I need to do to have a memory like Joey?
@mikehawk21045 жыл бұрын
just keep going , ill be right there witcha P.S u need atleast 6 days straight to get into that real mind altering place
@MrPepeHH5 жыл бұрын
Stick to your tea, sweetheart
@testikuskitestdrivr60125 жыл бұрын
When your narrative is your whole life, it's a never ending story telling. It doesn't have to be accurate to the dot, it's the feeling he channels.
@awolf33625 жыл бұрын
Curly Talks a lot more then coke buddy
@aaronp98355 жыл бұрын
Mike Hawk no shit lol. 5-7 days no sleep or food haha.
@johnrichards2718 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz' speaks so openly it is an inspiration.
@YourCommentIsIrrelevant Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz the 🐐
@maddabber3164 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if Joey knew Joe's middle name?
@mrte71144 жыл бұрын
It would pass the four hour mark
@fadiyassine62574 жыл бұрын
“Let me tell you this, Joe James Rogan!”
@mynameiskai1414 жыл бұрын
"Do ya undastand me, Joe Rogan?"
@Psyck664 жыл бұрын
@@fadiyassine6257 “don't you mean Let me tell you this, Joe Dimethyltryptamine Rogan!”
@cameronadkins62684 жыл бұрын
Joe Heat Chock Proteins Rogan
@bradderzzcayford69294 жыл бұрын
2:27:25 - *joey Diaz a couple hours into conversations* “it’s great to see you how you been?”
@matthewwilson19813 жыл бұрын
Its a statement. People who insinuate I can't tell someone it's good to see them halfway into our convo, are people I'll fight. American I assume?
@traor.e81103 жыл бұрын
MATTHEW wilson you sound incredibly insecure
@b00gyman13 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jessediaz17053 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwilson1981 Autistic I assume?
@matthewwilson19813 жыл бұрын
@@traor.e8110 wat
@adamkristofor4505 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan are the Batman and Robin of podcast. Hands down. The best.
@lorrainecoyle98903 ай бұрын
Its definitely up there. But joe rogan and duncan trussel is the real batman & robin.
@lonelyarts57017 ай бұрын
I’m in another dimension with joe and Joey guiding the trip is awesome
@ivanhidalgo86325 жыл бұрын
THE BEST RUN OF GUESTS
@wilfordbrimley15065 жыл бұрын
Hamilton ari Duncan and Joey all in one week this is the shit
@MEMESSOSTUPID5 жыл бұрын
Wilford Brimley DONT forget Peterson
@CodysFavorites5 жыл бұрын
Forreal all last week was so stacked. And now Joey. Great fucking run
@jon_135 жыл бұрын
That's what I to see, comments all agreeing and yeah fucken tremendous run of GUESS!
@cryojudgement23763 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when Joey talked for like 8 minutes straight about an alternate timeline where Joe Rogan becomes a cop
@lane5463 жыл бұрын
Joe Da Cop 😂🤣😂
@ethanrbutler3 жыл бұрын
I missed that part. Lmao, I'll listen for it next time
@blackace3403 жыл бұрын
Joe the Cop wouldn't have done that. Lol
@kekashi24063 жыл бұрын
JOE THE FUGFIN COP FROM THE NEYBAHOOD WOOD NEVA DO THAT