Craig MacFarlane he's not even actively trying to meme. hes just a living joke factory

Went right over joes head too

A comedian could spend a month writing and not come up with a gem that Theo spits out on the fly during an interview.

@@robertfan332 Hes on the wavelength

one of the best theo lines ever

time?

@@alex-cj9mbAny time Theo tries to make a joke

@@infintittie lol isn't it funny the way it is? All of you have different mind-set about Joe(some hate him more, some not so much other are trying to be neutral but still hate kinda at the end, its not Joe's fault today you simply sympathize to Theo more), imagine someone who's seeing them both for a first time. He'll think that sh*t is fcking hilarious just the way joe is responding. Like straight out of 90's comedy. People are garbage truly, without even realizing, just think for a sec how does people around you sees you in situations like this. Bcs you do the same sh*t Irl you just don't know, you don't pay attention to nothing and most important you use your heads in a very wrong fcking way (some of you, others are not even trying just Jesus take the wheel) here i am hating

@@m0rtred why did you censor yourself lol

@@ayepursin395 lmfaoo, right? Probably didn't trust him or herself to use the right language. Some people like putting inane limitations on themselves, because it makes them feel morally superior, and pseudo classy. Lol. It's all in your own head, buddy. No one gives a flying fuck if you curse or not, especially with words like "Shit."

or a friend

@@karetnnessen7729 a good friend

@@necrorip1 a friend thats decent or ok is better than no friends...

@@karetnnessen7729 a decent good friend then xd

Yes.

dead 😂

Would you call your own mother a working woman tho?

@Kane Smith some just won't understand.

@Kane Smith It's hilarious! And as a single mother I appreciate the sentiment ;) I'd like to hear my own kids say it! lol

"Man I'd be real upset if someone was tryna eat me"

ThePigeonmilk haha

"Marijuana is not even a drug, I think. It's more of a confusing spice." -Theo Von

Or even talk well

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Buubbubuvuvckv

It’s crazy , I’m like dude to you hear that or are you too high to process it ?

They are both just being themselves, Joe is being Joe and Theo is being Theo. It works perfectly, my favourite duo

Lol he's stoned off his ass, both of them are.

theo will say the funniest shit out of no where and itll be like joe genuinely never processed it

Why does thon talk about gays and cum so much?

I know lol. I was cracking up and Joe was just like "yeah"

I cracked up when he said this

He ends it with I think!

WTH 😭🤗

@@swayjaayy5495 fr i couldnt believe joe just blew over that without a laugh or even smile

at what time is that?

1.48.15

I was just thinking that u can't tell anymore when hes joking or being serious lol

@@damac2111 1:48:15

@@damac2111 that it wrong what he is quoting is from 1:35

He got it, but can't feed that too much or the podcast is all lols

​@@retrotechgames-diyrepair4691 this actually makes sense. I guess sometimes he is just focused on keeping the conversation flowing

Stop drooling over theos balls son, he doesnt know you exist son

It’s a deflect. Joe likes to stay on topic. It helps to just not feed into the silliness.

@@retrotechgames-diyrepair4691nah he gets SOME, he misses some as well

was going through a breakup and watched all their podcays this is my last one n i didnt even really care ab the breakup these guys are amazing together

You always choose how you change

@@Greeanerbeans77that’s right 🤞🏽🙏🏽

Amen

hours???? get a life bruh

😂😂😂😂😂😂

L

leopoldo villanueva Rogan is not funny, he’s a ticket seller because of his podcast fame, just like Brendan, if you can sell tickets you can headline regardless if you’re funny or not.

@@billmurray7721 agree

Y'all don't understand comedy.

@@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049 we understand it..we understand it just enough to know that he ain't funny

Rogan doesn’t have to be as good as his guests. Y’all are weird. Just appreciate the free content or watch something else ya snobs

he was toasty lol

I’m going to have to borrow this the next time someone tries to small talk me.

This is Pilkington levels

theo got dem hittaz boy i mean seriously no ones as fresh as him when it comes to comedy atm

Right over Joe's head like usual

Haha I hope Jaime sees this message 😂

Lol before I got to the forehead part I thought you were roasting when he squints at the videos

@@salamandergamer2063 LoL me too, Joe goes full grandpa whenever something is put up on the screen

Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls make lp

I've seen em off the bricks sometimes

could be a Norm Macdonald line haha

I feel like joe is missing like half of Theos jokes... like he is not laughing at half the hilarous stuff he is saying... not sure if he doesnt get it or just dont think its funny or what lol

lmfao I heard that sht I was like damn another damn gem that comes out of that dudes mouth

I even heard that from the other room & almost shot my drink out of my noise laughing!!

Whats the joke there? I just thought this guy was intellectually dumb but i guess he's joking then?

@@makelelemakelele he's probably one of the most intelligent comics today. You gotta snatch those witty jokes up, that's what makes him so hilarious

Can always tell wen ppl have ZERO idea of wat Louisiana culture is like let alone heard of our state🙄 1st off we not dumb nor retarded. Our culture's comedic banter is like this from little kids. Our Uncles, Dads, Parains (Godfathers) clowned w us like this all our lives. Dumb comedy is actually genius cuz it keeps u on ur toes & makes u think fast to comprehend wats being conveyed. Not attacking ya man, I just am getting sick & tired of ppl sayin this shit about an absolute Louisiana fkn Legend. He is a Legend. Everyday has at least one or 2 white homeboy like this in South Louisiana. We the shit bro. Period

King Khan 💯😂😂😂

Or the chill funny guy everyone wants to be

King Khan fr he really is a awesome dude.

CRACKING UP

lol

Lmaooo

Fucking dying. So happy I found king and the sting podcast

What's so funny about it

Brandon Lee so boring

Rogan's last podcast with Theo was glorious.... this one was boring and he was definitely trying to hard to be funny.

Ah, he's being funny! I thought my IQ dropped one point per minute while watching that cast.

Dude is slow af. In comparison to the other guests he is like a 5'th grader.

He’s definitely funny af

🤣

Love your picture

👽true fact confirmed 8/23/20

Guess I'm half alien hol shit

I love when he calls special needs people mentals.

I almost choked at that part from laughing

Perfecto

Oh my fucking god😂😂😂☠

@Jim Halpert "don't try to church it up son" 😂

Hahahaha

Damn straight, he's very sharp, probably honed by a Baton Rouge upbringin. I hitchhiked n greyhounded through there in early 2001. Wild people :)

Bishop89 Welcome to Louisiana.

Everyone is like that down here my entire family is like somthin out a movie man..

VooDoo Wiz yup, from Lafayette, can confirm. Especially as far south as both of us are.

yeaa we gotta support our boy theo waitin on him to come back down here.

Bishop89 Cokestopher Columbus bruh!

Bro I was rolling

Timestamp?

I died h

Nunya Buisness 4:25

Joe " yea I speak it"

happens all the time with Theo really

@@theodorul4085 who?

I think they both know, but not addressing it is part of the comedy 😂

@@austinalexander238 not addressing what?

@@bigguy9151 lol I see what you did there

DM94JAK hahha yeah this had me laughing as well 😂 Joe didnt even notice

Hahaha yeah it had me rolling

I thought that was hilarious too.

Can I join? I too laughed!

TheSeveredTongues but ur already in..... uve been in THE WHOLE TIME!

getmoneyxrbm get your own schtick man

Doesn’t work bruh

Cookie cutter comment

Amen

Same only discovered recently

Didn’t know who he was till now, but like him enough to watch the whole three hours after watching the short segment on porn

Geoff Whyte in the same boat man lol i was cracking the hell up that whole porn clip so I looked up who he was now here I am watching the whole thing

Theo Von, Duncan Trussel, Jordan Peterson, Jocko Willink, and Alex Jones. I'm probably not thinking of someone else who's really good, but that's like my top 5 probably.

Harrison K Joe is threatened by Theo’s likable nature and effortless charm.

Something tells me you bash joe on every rogan podcast. What are you even here lol?

Aaron Brandhagen lol Joe saved my fucking life. That doesn’t mean I can’t say he didn’t mesh that well with Theo, whom I also love.

Harrison K Then let me say some thing nobody ever does on the internet: i was wrong and I apologize for assuming, Good to hear joes had that great of an impact on you: the world needs him, for sure

@Jonathan Soko ..."you know I think its something not good or something Arabic...or something...people will fuck you up" I Like this dude. Never seen him before. But to me, that was the cringe. To me and to Joe.

Ryan Williams oh shit! Ryan Williams is a theo von fan and watches JRE. I didn't think you could get more bad ass 😂

Ryan Williams I've never heard anyone like this guy lol

Is it me or is this guy super hard to figure out?

Casey Peters lol the ultimate trickster, The Joker!

Hes my favorite straight up fuck the rest ,Rat King 2020

Hamster slanging aint no thang

Hes a little “wooh wooiy” as joe says but hes still entertaining

GANG GANG

Gang Gang... huh?

the dark arts at work

Brutal

Depends on what part of the lou

Times are tuff-Came here to comment on this and wasn’t even the first StL guy named J. Wright.

Joe the father figure

😂

when

@@dive3050 right before the end

JoelRichardson lol where did he say that?

30:40

Blueprints For Headaches _ but they are more forgiving lol

Blueprints For Headaches _ his name s Ben..

Lol that made me chuckle. Just the way he says it is funny as hell.

You know, Toxoplasma? Is it like rabies lite? Haha, its basically diet rabies.

BallislifeSouth I thank you for wording it like a proper quote... instead of placing the quotation between his first and last names.

David Higgins its really much healthier than original rabies

With a mullet like that, he had to been bit a few times lol.

I really wish joe would let him finish his story of a raccoon on his back.

Joe Rogan is legit a dad.

Brady Ryan An unfunny dad

Gang

Jacob Cardinal Joe turned into a robot after he pissed off the cia

To be fair, Joe is roasted man

The B word

"Back in the day, you had to yell for help." Joe Rogan completely missed the joke

Timothy Alan totally. One would never think he's a comedian due to his lack of engagement with his guest's jokes.

He has this odd disconnect through the interviews when he starts having that serious look he also does that thing where he talks his point all the way through and doesn't listen.

Yeah its strange. Joe Rogan is just waiting for his guest to stop speaking and disregards what was said.

Theo Von: “Bruce bannister is a carpenter” Joe Rogan: “is he really?😲”

He seems slow to me

he beat down syndrome

#cokebrain

@Adub Htown he's something more than that. But I don't fancy his stand up actually. But he is a spiritual Guru of sorts with a wonderful vocabulary

billiondollardan how the fuck you know that you dont know my brain

Your fine

We're all old souls technically haha but i get it Theo is a great human!

Legit was wondering if I would find this comment, because I thought the exact same thing

I mean it is possible.

Here's a compilation of the best theo von moments from the podcast kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nJdpm8l5uNi3pZc.html

Bolt Gang or don't bang!

this guy fuckin me up

His mind is beautiful

Joseph Diaz Yep. But Theo keeps spitting these curveball one liners and Joe never catches them

Joey diaz

Joseph Diaz around 1:45:00 Theo: "they donate blood" talking about Bakersfield how did he not laugh or say "wtf"

He missed a LOT

It’s kinda sad poor theo

I see what you're saying but at the same time him responding as if he thinks Theo is serious is also funny, do you really think Joe Rogan believes Theo was being serious when he said "will you be sad when you die"..etc.?

That's why it's so good. If Joe was reacting to everything he would be laughing as much as they are talking. He keeps it moving and Theo just keeps dropping subtle bombs.

It took me a while to get his humour but now I see it. I have a weird sense of humour, now I see how it goes over some people's head.

You really think Joe Rogan believes Theo is serious and that it's going over Joe's head? Did you not hear the full conversation? They discuss what Theo really thinks moments later where it's obvious both partys were on the same page with the "humour"

@Will absolutely their 1st podcast, was amaaaazing, but THeo's jokes were flying right by Joe's head. check (maybe you did already) theo's podcast with ' the fighter and the kid', they get it

Studioeasels.com check out the previous joe rogan podcasts with theo, he rolls with the humor more than this one

I find Joe misses a lot of funny/clever things his guests say. The last one that annoyed me was Tom Papa.

fuck jre, check out his appearances on joey diaz podcast..."the church of whats happening now". joe is great but he's not getting 80% of theos jokes. Theos appearnces on TCOWHN is what made him, at least joey and lee get the guy..

Studioeasels.com I was thinking the same thing.. that’s how you know joes sense of humor isn’t that great... he’s not inherently funny he just mastered the art and can perform. Theo is hilarious

Rogan simply isn't funny. He has a few decent jokes I've heard over the years but all his specials I might have laughed once or twice. The dude is garbage in comedy

Tyler Paul just the sincerity in his voice when he asked that. Just he was genuinely asking Joe if he liked English. 😂

Avery Boyle I died laughing because he was so serious in his question. I wonder he was expecting the answer to be lol

LOL the burying shit story got Jamie to laugh

This made me want to try Theo's podcast too. I love it! His vocabulary is great, and he actually says some really profound shit with simple language.

I so agree!!! Theo was way ahead of Joe. But is southern gent polite. I look forward to Theo's podcast every Monday morning and most Thursdays. Real good podcast.

Andrew Finck made Joe look like a dumbass

Joe is pretty dense TBH

Chuck PK this was so real

And instead of Archer calling him a dumbass the whole time, Archer agrees with everything he says.

I think that would totally work.

I'd watch it.

He could be Ray's cousin

the smile after

he's an annoying manlet, who cares.

So true 😂

He’s high 😂😂

Dave Collins joe missed it completely 😂

Lmfao this comment is fantastic

Who is your favourite x man?

Time stamp it plz

I love when he does this :D

Lmfao where is this? Lol

Lmao

It was very cool to see Jordan get loose and even riff a little.

That was an interesting pairing, for sure. I liked it a lot.

Ben Hartje I agree 100%! Theo is great at making people let their guard down. I had never seen that side of Peterson before.

Jordan seemed to really enjoy himself. Not always having to be careful with the way he words stuff just 2 very different people who had a great conversation.

Ill have to check that out, that sounds like a good pair up

True😂😂

😂 😂 😂

Next thing your hunting a step dad😂😂😂

The fact you can hear it in their voices when you read it makes it so much funnier

Please give me the time stamp

@@skateking959 no, watch it all. 😅

To be fair, I'd prolly be upset too

I would probably be a bit miffed myself.

Best quote in the world

thats one of those lines where people say "Joe doesnt get Theos humour", but well, oftentimes he is just talking nonsense, right?

@@4fingaz true... And that can get annoying or stop the convo dead.

Jake he’s trying to make him comfortable. Dude is saying the most nonsensical shit.

@@wakinghours6881 He's calling out theo on his bs bc joes a liberal and Theos a hardcore conservative. I'm with Joe on this one. I've liked Theo longer than anyone I watch everything of his, but he's full of shit most of the time jokes or no jokes.

Cedric De Clercq I think