Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his podcast called “This Past Weekend”& "The King & The Sting" with Brendan Schaub both available on iTunes & KZfaq.
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@dickbison5 жыл бұрын
Theo is like a comedy pro boxer. You think you're ready, you have your guard up and BAM he hits you real hard from a weird angle with impeccable timing and you're howling. His mind is a beautiful mystery.
@rememberingtruth5 жыл бұрын
b i g o s u That's a poem
@Hehawtyragu5 жыл бұрын
b i g o s u perfect explaination
@micahhammons4515 жыл бұрын
Idk about all that
@josh81615 жыл бұрын
Drake Hayes try it out👖
@sandwichtaster5 жыл бұрын
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 Don't step on his mojo, kiddo
@JamesR235 жыл бұрын
“We don’t use animals enough. They’re usually just sitting around.” Lol
@setnomA5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@IncogneatoVegan5 жыл бұрын
Vegans would disagree 💀
@yfoog5 жыл бұрын
That's such a dumbass human comment
@andrewsdakoolest5 жыл бұрын
@@yfoog he was joking lmao
@kyserblade435 жыл бұрын
@@yfoog ironically your comment is the same thing.
@Njkk5006 ай бұрын
The old podcasts age like fine wine. 🍷
@markmtb18223 күн бұрын
I've watched Theo and Burr over and over
@Prodluud123 күн бұрын
44minutes in i can confirm
@respecting Жыл бұрын
“Draw it for me on a napkin” Theo you absolute mad man. 😂
@MrDoomsie5 жыл бұрын
imagine being so high you forgot the word "symmetrical"
@jakebennett50295 жыл бұрын
e·qui·dis·tant /ˌēkwəˈdistənt,ˌekwəˈdistənt/Submit adjective at equal distances. "he wants to be equidistant from both political parties"
@RoyArrowood5 жыл бұрын
Lol exactly what I was thinking
@TheRadam1235 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure he meant equivalent...
@dougdonnelly36375 жыл бұрын
Doom Sayer 😭😭
@stormeyes45 жыл бұрын
This comment was what I was looking for lmao
@LuisMorales-ch8lu3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s boutta be gold when Theo says “this one guy from my hometown”
@Ashley_Schaeffer3 жыл бұрын
Or "this man by us..."
@puebloking82803 жыл бұрын
Always
@microtransactions26613 жыл бұрын
Oh one hundred percent
@johnnie5433 жыл бұрын
Or "I remember when I was young..."
@claytonwhite48832 жыл бұрын
everytime he said that i started laughing bc i just knew it was going to be funny
@SlightlyInsane17 ай бұрын
Theo is seriously on another level when you really consider his creativity
@Lloydyk-dl2id6 ай бұрын
Facts
@user-xu5uk6bs5j6 ай бұрын
Imo he is the best comic on earth right now
@Lenisakey2 ай бұрын
I think his life and experiences literally makes him think about things so differently from most people…dark humor for days…I think some of us think the same shit, but it’s like Theo’s filter is broken! What most are scared to say, he just says it…and the fact he is so lovable by everyone, nobody gets offended! That’s my kind of humor, and I’m here for it all day everyday!
@pokemontradingcardgamecoll59342 ай бұрын
Theo is my spirit animal and I'd love to dose Lucy with him. He would be amazingly insightful and it would be an awesome experience to do that with him and Joe. It definitely brings people together.
@B-aveАй бұрын
His mind is fucked.. I love it 😂
@Kirch934 жыл бұрын
Jamie snickering in the background every time Theo makes a joke that Joe misses, so good.
@theartist67644 жыл бұрын
Bro I swear I'm a Theo fan NOW every sentence was hilarious.
@marielenrdz104 жыл бұрын
No lie! I was dying with everything Theo said and Joe was completely oblivious!
@danielwalker82124 жыл бұрын
Dirty math tatted around her puss. Didn’t even phase Rogan. Had me dying.
@jamesleealexanderdormaniv25294 жыл бұрын
Shame no one time-stamped this gem.
@spitspttv4 жыл бұрын
Not cracked out so much when the bees show up lol
@nyxzus5 жыл бұрын
Joe - "You don't like the french?" Theo - "No one does." Joe - "That's no true, people go Paris every year." Theo - "Yeah but they leave"...... DEAD
@jazsi_5 жыл бұрын
This had me creasing.
@jaden58435 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@terrywbreedlove5 жыл бұрын
LOL priceless
@nyxzus5 жыл бұрын
@@jaden5843 3:01:59
@TK-oe1xm5 жыл бұрын
That's a perfect Theo Joke that Joe cant catch it's a joke, he just burns Theo when he tells one, or he just doesn't pick up on it.
@oRWAdano11 ай бұрын
Joe got so high he can't shut up for 1 second, he's every girlfriend Theo ever had 😂
@escherpainting862210 ай бұрын
Every friend Theo has ever had has since passed. RIP.
@sammazy92933 жыл бұрын
"you know we dont use animals that much, theyre just sitting around most of the time" - Theo Von, 2019
@DailyCorvid2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in Alabama is an Owl with no feathers, sitting telling his grandowls "Yeah he got a hunk of my wing in his mouth, I dun flew outta there like a rocket to tell you this here story!" and the wee owls are like "fuuuuuuck duuuuuude..." Owls heading towards Theo Von's tailer now they want to be put to work! Selling steroids on the side of the highway" :D
@mcj25842 жыл бұрын
Love the shit he comes up with! 🤣😂
@Maximustard2 жыл бұрын
Theo is fattening up some Owls for thanksgiving
@quantumentangle1542 жыл бұрын
How long do trees live for?
@johnny5blaze3922 жыл бұрын
@@quantumentangle154 forever if the believe in jesus
@Brian-bq8pf2 жыл бұрын
"We had a dude..." Every time Theo says that, he is the dude.
@ivanrico9612 жыл бұрын
Yup 😭😭😭😭😭
@tonycolon15182 жыл бұрын
😂
@rudolfulloa2 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuck! The truth shall set you free ...damn!@!
@jrockxo31462 жыл бұрын
gonna start using this
@chester65142 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@christopherrowe27408 ай бұрын
Funny to come watch this 4 years later and listen to some of the things they speculate about that is happening now or close to. Theo and Joe are always entertaining.
@YoMommma5109 ай бұрын
I lost it when they were talking about owls and Theo said “there’s not a lot of meat on those things”.
@conorfisher18229 ай бұрын
“A couple of these bitches could be variables.” -Theo Von Damn straight.
@brotherhood57354 жыл бұрын
Theo said “an eleventh of a handful” 😂😂😂😂😂
@danielheitzhausen64853 жыл бұрын
Everytime I read that I hear his voice in my head 😂🤦
@tarzanfou83 жыл бұрын
American standard units of measurement
@nicholasrogers81733 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was just learning the other day in math... the volume of a cone is V = (pie)r²(h/3) where h = theo von's handful.
@cameronjordan15164 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha Von "You know i ate owls" Joe "...isnt that illegal?" Von "well i didnt eat alot" I think i shit myself laughing
@6ri66s23 жыл бұрын
“I think I might’ve spit it out” lmaoooo
@stephenfermoyle45783 жыл бұрын
that was so funny went right over every ones head
@canadaeast83583 жыл бұрын
Me too I lost it
@rwick9213 жыл бұрын
Knowing him he prob did try owl for real
@nolan3873 жыл бұрын
I fucking HOLLERED at that 🤣🤣🤣
@daviddees7354 Жыл бұрын
Theo is the new King of Comedy. He is bordering on being an alien he is so uniquely funny.
@hdrjunkie11 ай бұрын
“Homeless people don’t do much of anything but when Bees show up, they get to doing things!” Too funny!
@YKantLaurenRead882 жыл бұрын
"If you're gonna feed a family of four you're gonna need more than one owl" ~Theo Von
@tnbdynomite19882 жыл бұрын
Theo: They're a lot smaller than you'd think---LoL! Joe: that's illegal you know?
@rawsko03165 жыл бұрын
Theo "bees will motivate anybody" Von lmfao
@AxxLAfriku5 жыл бұрын
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have so many fans on KZfaq even though I am the unprettiest KZfaqr EVER? Good night dear 501bloo
@garybierman16215 жыл бұрын
"You're not all cracked-out once the bees show up"
@dogsbreakfast49525 жыл бұрын
What is it bees
@thomastobin85295 жыл бұрын
He's right eddie bravo talked about it you just got to look into it
@babdabubda52665 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku You shouldn't be confused. This generation of neckbeards love autistic channels.
@tianna1116 Жыл бұрын
Theo subtlety implying that animals are lazy and should be working/ serving us more is so ridiculously funny to me
@justinrudolph72325 жыл бұрын
“The Dutch are very aerodynamic. Jamie pull up a Dutch”
@GodOfShredSanders5 жыл бұрын
Justin Rudolph I snorted ... so funny!!
@MB-ey6vv5 жыл бұрын
this joke flew right past Joe's head
@cannabisdeathmorbs5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@disectproject5 жыл бұрын
I p
@bigfoot76885 жыл бұрын
Lol
@YouveGotToHide5 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin , from the moon, and when I met him it didn't seem like he'd been to the moon." the words coming out of this guys mouth are pure gold
@BigBird1045 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you shared this. This line has been stuck in my head all week. I keep trying to get friends to listen to anything Theo says. It's hard to explain just how funny he is, or why he's funny, until you hear him
@comet60fps795 жыл бұрын
Just like when they discover a serial killer and all the neighbors who get interviewed say "I never would have thought he was a killer, he was such a nice guy"....lol...lol... People are so stupid sometimes that its pure entertainment to the rest of us with at least half a brain!!
@2006MC5 жыл бұрын
The way his mind works kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington. Like he just thinks of things that you would never think of but at the same time makes some sense.
@icookyorice15 жыл бұрын
I missed that timestamp please?
@WELLZY_5 жыл бұрын
He's the American Karl pilkington
@AEKITER4 ай бұрын
These two laugh so much together. Love watching them laugh together.
@S133pyy Жыл бұрын
Theo is such a unique comedian. He’s so quick witted and he doesn’t need to force it. Him and Joe mesh so well.
@RyS20145 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin... he didn't seem like he had been to the moon." ... never change Theo.
@heyoooooo5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Staebler crazy he said that.. recent video of buzz saying they havnt been to the moon..search it up
@MarioHernandez-lp7yb5 жыл бұрын
I was mad Joe cut him off and they didnt continue that conversation
@sumtingwong85925 жыл бұрын
@@MarioHernandez-lp7yb Yeah, sucks
@kr504015 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@YoungHonaTv5 жыл бұрын
How dumm can u be? Know what u talking about, do some research u lazy nut ....
@Jamin26004 жыл бұрын
“Is it sand?” “This is probably salt” Theo in the background: “I love salt”
@Rodelero4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha yes!! Was gonna Comment that I'm glad someone caught it lol. Theo is quick witted
@lukalegin8464 жыл бұрын
Joe is right. He has one of the most unique senses of humor 😂
@keepyupy23344 жыл бұрын
Joseph Rodelero Roth how is that quick witted? Funny, yes, but quick witted?
@matthewfigueroa69073 жыл бұрын
also when he said "new jerksey"
@tusanity3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp guys?
@RSProdism5 ай бұрын
I love when Joe mentions that he’s a comedian 😂
@leslievalenzuela4995 Жыл бұрын
Theo being horny during the entire podcast is too funny😂
@__VR__8 Жыл бұрын
it’s cringe
@Uncle-Bull5 жыл бұрын
I can’t decide whether Theo is a brilliant comedian, or if he’s sustained head trauma and all this brilliance is a happy accident.
@latchkeyed84745 жыл бұрын
William Miller 😂
@dip518set5 жыл бұрын
all natural occurrence of beating down syndrome
@cpitts3855 жыл бұрын
Bofe.
@modernsavage25845 жыл бұрын
Either way, the results are great, just enjoy it.
@jmbwithcats5 жыл бұрын
The plot of BEING THERE, great movie.
@sulejmanomerovic2743 жыл бұрын
Theo: " a couple of these bitches could be variables", one of the greatest lines i have ever heard. This also applies a lot in life.
@jubaldurden46383 жыл бұрын
Joe thinks he's smarter than he is, and Theo is funnier than he thinks.
@jonafrica94603 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing line and got no attention.
@stickyickytoker3 жыл бұрын
@@jubaldurden4638 Joe literally says in this podcast how stupid he is....
@ericrenquist64943 жыл бұрын
@@stickyickytoker Yeah, but how much does he really believe that, deep down? It shows in the way he treats some people. I really like him, but he does think he's smarter than a lot of people. It's not as if that's the worst trait a person could have or anything though.
@rvosta24503 жыл бұрын
@@jubaldurden4638 Oh shit! Facts!
@bryantrydle6188 Жыл бұрын
theo and joe together is the greatest thing i ever seen i watch it so much
@Coonass Жыл бұрын
The most timeless podcast ive ever seen. Itll still be entertaining 20yrs from now. Gonna have alien's wondering how Theo was even considered to be 'intelligent life'.
@meredithgrubb44972 ай бұрын
I think he's the most unusually intelligent person ever. Dude really thinks outside of the box like no other yet makes it to his destination somehow.
@Coonass2 ай бұрын
@@meredithgrubb4497 HES UPSTAIRS
@honestinsincerity22704 жыл бұрын
Bees will motivate anybody -Theo Von 2019
@davidramos-rivera31364 жыл бұрын
Whole Foods sells pro bee bags
@4036alex4 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lying 😂🤣😂🤣
@UndoingRuin084 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah bro im motivated just hearing that
@trippykoa2454 жыл бұрын
You’re not all cracked out once the bees show up
@richardphilpot91934 жыл бұрын
Theo made bee's great again......
@discreet875 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you actually think Theo ate an owl
@riv65805 жыл бұрын
Adam K ten idiots
@jayque3005 жыл бұрын
Of course he did.
@waightforrest17375 жыл бұрын
82 idiots now bra, I'll fuck two/ three owls UP in one sitting. Owl giblet gravy on potato "pellets".
@bobsaget12025 жыл бұрын
No he was making an analogy to the illuminati
@tjesse5 жыл бұрын
That fool ate a mother fuckin owl, no doubt
@utopian-invader86262 ай бұрын
“What if a certain hertz just spelled your grandparents’ name”. Theo is a machine!😂
@mustuphakhan85809 ай бұрын
Theo comes up with stuff even he don't understand 😂😂
@TotallyNoCat2 жыл бұрын
Jamie legit has the best job ever. Just Google's things for Joe, meets and learns so much from all the guest. Free 3 hour comedy shows from Theo and other comedians. Smokes weed on the job, damn...
@dkblade132 жыл бұрын
Jamie is our man! I'd love to be like him, genuinely the best assistant job in the freaking world. You cannot even compare this to being assistant of some kind of douche ceo of multimillion company
@jordandudley84712 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy because all he’s doing is kickin it with his friend like shits dope
@amirs31802 жыл бұрын
He probably earns a shitload of money too
@danielmata91782 жыл бұрын
I think he does much more than that. But that's what you can see
@georgeprendergast83052 жыл бұрын
Living the dream
@lukeappleberry8273 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't say that on the podcast man thats illegal." "Well, I didn't have a lot."
@cherisebauguss69663 жыл бұрын
May have had 2 bites! Actually I think I spit it out
@incredible5587 Жыл бұрын
Its funny i have been hearing Theo say the owl for thanksgiving a lot lately and decided to rewatch this again and i think this is a true Theo story!!!
@PistoleroDos8 ай бұрын
Bro, I love watching/listening these podcasts as I prepare my brisket. Especially when it's joe and Theo having a conversation.!!
@502Bentley5 жыл бұрын
“Did steroids on the side of the road.” “Why didn’t you do it at home?” “Seemed like an outdoor thing.” Imdead
@DeleriousOdyssey5 жыл бұрын
Theo's the best
@steveh74185 жыл бұрын
*Interstate. Its all in the details
@ashleyjamescant53325 жыл бұрын
That had me in bits
@phoenixzappa73665 жыл бұрын
Theo and that dude had sex. That's the impression I got. He talks about fucking dudes all the time and there was something weird about that story
@auntyuber51275 жыл бұрын
PAULY TOONS. ARE YOU LISTENING.?
@raylangivens21385 жыл бұрын
“I met Buzz Aldrin, you know- from the moon?” -Rat King Theo Von
@MaynardOwns5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I get the rat king thing. He sort of comes off as a rat king so I guess there's that. But the bee sting shit for schaub. Just no.
@mikedru29125 жыл бұрын
@@MaynardOwns it's because they say he looks bloated like he was stung by bees
@thadrilla408 Жыл бұрын
At work just watched this whole episode in my headphones and couldn’t stop chuckling, boutta watch the next one right after this lmao😅
@brandyleach40508 ай бұрын
Theo’s Buzz Aldrin comment has me crying! 😂😂
@YeahSureNoWorries5 жыл бұрын
Theo "your left hand is barely even your hand" Von
@isaacmonson44034 жыл бұрын
Mr Charles 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@RRRRobbbb5 жыл бұрын
"I love salt." -Theo Von, 2019
@susie73365 жыл бұрын
Rob 🤣
@blakejones66485 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@MarcelPatillo5 жыл бұрын
Classic Theo 😂
@seaeaglesfan22765 жыл бұрын
“Owls are gross” - Theo von 2019
@mikem10065 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin, he didn't seem like he'd been to the moon" -Theo Von, 2019
@tankgirllovesroos8 ай бұрын
This is free therapy. ❤😂
@GoldenFlower112358 ай бұрын
Amen sister
@IshamJames9 ай бұрын
Them two together is the greatest.
@aurteekay63392 жыл бұрын
I love how everything Theo doesn’t understand fully is “the dark arts” 😂
@ilikemyowncomments90652 жыл бұрын
He usually refers to the dark arts as things that are bad for your soul; coco, pr0n, master bait shun, impure thoughts Edit: i heard the part you were referring to, i think. About the sound waves from different MHz levels making patterns in sand. I don't think he didn't understand it as much as he was comparing it to how a Ouija board attracts "spirits" to spell words and phrases. Theo was raised in Louisiana lol Their religious beliefs can be pretty intense.
@oose28752 жыл бұрын
Does Joe have chew in his mouth?
@audhumbla69272 жыл бұрын
its not that he dont understand, he uses it to describe darker parts of life.
@RockyMountain4x42 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling 🤣
@keircampbell93742 жыл бұрын
@@ilikemyowncomments9065 dude analyzing theos content for facts about his life is like watching a cat to understand Shakespeare
@johnlemay55015 жыл бұрын
“Dude, I watched bees communicate with each other one time. I was on the set of fear factor.” The most Joe Rogan quote of all time.
@villehamalainen25415 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried smoking DMT with chimpanzees?
@happybeach7775 жыл бұрын
John LeMay hahahaha
@bryanosorio39585 жыл бұрын
Just add in something about chimps and now hunting and the word “bizarre” and then you have the most Joe quote ever
@LetsGoGetThem5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was generated by an algorithm trained on stuff he says.
@myrtonen4 жыл бұрын
I think this idea came from James Hetfield and Joe made himself a story about it. He’s writing his life just like his comedy.
@elnino78211 ай бұрын
This interview is so wholesome 😂and hilarious i love this podcast
@brett552611 ай бұрын
not me yelling at my screed "SYMMETRICAL!" Theo: "Twins" LOL
@wadewade85215 жыл бұрын
"Well I'm surprised we don't have more ghost animals"
@stevex84095 жыл бұрын
That was a classic lol
@cgates25 жыл бұрын
How does Joe not fucking acknowledge that line? He either deliberately ignored Theo there or he’s warp speed high.
@KentRodgman5 жыл бұрын
@@cgates2 every podcast with Theo, Joe totally ignores at least a dozen of these beautiful one liners that Theo drops. I can't tell if he's just puts them so casually out there and drops them so subtle that Joe's too high to notice, or there's just too many to catch all the time haha
@stevetaylor91215 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line
@kyleserrecchia53005 жыл бұрын
That’s some seriously smart shit. Hilarious smart shit haha
@tenaadito5 жыл бұрын
Theo "It's spring " Joe "its mid winter" Theo "you guys are not open minded"
@mrpersonguy72862 жыл бұрын
🤣
@xaynmemon25598 ай бұрын
48:10 yea I bet that place would be called New Jerksey
@clamsoup5 ай бұрын
Thank the powers for a long form podcast that's 4 years old on KZfaq Joe and Theo? Yes!
@TheHorseWhisperer825 жыл бұрын
Theo: ''I met Buzz Aldrin from the Moon and when I met him it didnt seem like he'd been to the moon, you know what Im saying though?'' Hahaha
@neoepicurean37725 жыл бұрын
LOLZ
@atom08245 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@genuinedelusionsmusic5 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@sarikatimmi5 жыл бұрын
Richard Sargeant we get it tho
@Gripps34345 жыл бұрын
Damn I wish Joe would have entertained that. He misses so many good tangents with Theo.
@joelrichardson115 жыл бұрын
Lmao Theo said "i'm surprised we dont have more ghost animals"
@mlr9755 жыл бұрын
JoelRichardson I was dying when he said that!
@trevorthomas37745 жыл бұрын
I spit out my OJ 😂😂
@jowoo72375 жыл бұрын
@@dashiit1748 no it's not hilarious actually....
@trevorstine86475 жыл бұрын
C'mon Joe, ya gotta at least acknowledge that golden nugget. Very original.
@Tormentality5 жыл бұрын
Word😂😂
@bincobinco5232 Жыл бұрын
Theo is just naturally funny and always a delight to watch and listen
@AnthonyRoss-uu7he Жыл бұрын
Any pods cast I watch u humble me respect brotha
@stevenhill514410 ай бұрын
Love the talks about dice! Legend!
@andrea27985 жыл бұрын
"An eleventh (1/11th) of a handful..." this will be my answer to most quantity questions from now on.
@3EBstudio5 жыл бұрын
lololololol
@TheRacingMonkey5 жыл бұрын
I´ll use it
@manvirseehra54165 жыл бұрын
Andrea amazing answer lolll
@AA-nh9do5 жыл бұрын
An??
@renatalorena5 жыл бұрын
Andrea 😂😂😂😂😂 there should be a toon for that 👌
@abusername12704 жыл бұрын
Listening to Theo feels like you in your cousins tree house drinking dr pepper throwing m 80s at frogs
@momdieddad4 жыл бұрын
ah so thats why i dont get him
@justinaustin30634 жыл бұрын
@@momdieddad no that's because your sense of humor sucks
@robertfan3324 жыл бұрын
Rogan does his thing but I can't believe he can talk to Theo von about comedy. Rogan comes across weird and awkward on stage with zero laughs. Theo von puts on a legendary show and is a natural born comedian.
@randomdude1894 жыл бұрын
It rubs off on joe too lol s”ee if that’s what that means”
@ViktoriousDead3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@nakashabdul7866 ай бұрын
Theo is like the best friend I had in middle school
@Lenisakey2 ай бұрын
Theo and Joe together is the absolute best!
@dchalifoux85295 жыл бұрын
Young Jamie is now Old Jamie.
@michaelbenson95185 жыл бұрын
The subtlety of Theo's humor is completely lost on poor Joe.
@liggerstuxin15 жыл бұрын
Michael Benson random is not subtle. Just cause you don’t laugh doesn’t mean you don’t get the joke.
@michaelbenson95185 жыл бұрын
@@liggerstuxin1 Yes, Theo's humor is also random (and uniquely creative). I still feel there's a disconnect.
@murpsauce71685 жыл бұрын
lol tHeO's huMoR is AbOvE eVeRyBoDy ElsE's stfu. you're making Theo look bad.
@Dirtbiker4635 жыл бұрын
Subtle? lol
@augustwest79445 жыл бұрын
Idk man. That might be a little true on some of Theos older appearances but I think he got more laughs today than any other show. Joe was laughing almost the whole time homie. gang gang
@jonathancatron56986 ай бұрын
Thanks, helped me through my trip
@altonotis19757 ай бұрын
Love these two together
@RedsoxNation074 жыл бұрын
"An 11th of a handful" Damn Theo is hilarious!
@John-lq5kz4 жыл бұрын
Depends how big your hands are
@robpfeifer49545 жыл бұрын
Jamie growing them grey hairs from the stress of constantly having to fake laugh everytime Joe makes a joke and looks over at him.
@monkeytennis8005 жыл бұрын
😂 the poor bastards gonna look like Joey Diaz within two years if Rogan keeps running this shit!
@Jacob-sb3su5 жыл бұрын
This post made me realize I do infact not want Jamies job.
@zachhoward90995 жыл бұрын
I have this weird feeling that Jamie has a very unfufilling job and if it werent for the weed and interesting guests he would have quit a long time ago. Hope im wrong but Joe seems like less and less of a nice or fun guy as his stature grows
@raitiC15 жыл бұрын
Greybeard and a nerds voice is a terrible combination! :D
@pootietang95425 жыл бұрын
SellingMySoulForPizza now that is fucking funny. I love how everyone can notice that weird shit.
@jkarrhysaw7 ай бұрын
Theo has what I like to call “southern sarcasm” 😂
@xtigerlilleyx15084 ай бұрын
Really enjoy Theo and Joe together.
@emilykoch41234 жыл бұрын
“I’d send a bird that nobody expects, you know, like a warbler...” 😂😂😂
@ArtieStrongManMusic5 жыл бұрын
"I used to own a 1984 Ford Escort but somebody stole my passenger seat" -Theo Von
@AFoxInFlames5 ай бұрын
Love these two, love them together too. My fav podcasters❤
@vandavang76 ай бұрын
"let's go get some tinfoil" is an underrated line
@jaredross21484 жыл бұрын
Theo: Is that Holly Hunter? Joe: No, that isn't Holly Hunter. Theo: I don't even know who Holly Hunter is.
@christianleeperrr76414 жыл бұрын
Jared Ross he’s so fucking funny
@HonchoHoodo3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@BennjkSyd3 жыл бұрын
Can someone please time stamp this moment haha
@Poke_Geek3 жыл бұрын
He just talks out of his ass
@brandon43913 жыл бұрын
Ben Ksyd no young Jaime
@GettInWhErEuFitIN5 жыл бұрын
Theo "That'll make you stronger if you got a heavy shirt" Von
@Jokester19798 ай бұрын
Theo just won my laughter once again!
@derrickroderick77299 ай бұрын
Joe Rogan and Theo von together just works 😂😂
@icenutsproductions96824 жыл бұрын
Joe “I may have to evacuate” Theo “why bees” Joe “no mudslides”
@tobytomlinson814 Жыл бұрын
Theo has such a unique and irreplicable comedic style
@abrahamsalazar6246 Жыл бұрын
Thats no style he's just being himself lol
@visionet3241 Жыл бұрын
@@abrahamsalazar6246 style = personality = being himself
@mikeharris4562 Жыл бұрын
I find it’s a combination of life experience and lack of education! He’s not stupid that’s for sure but he’s not academically gifted lol 😂
@alexalvarado2693 Жыл бұрын
He truly does, with him keeping a straight face makes it funnier. And this makes it hard to know if he's in character or being honest.
@OmarGongora-sq8yg Жыл бұрын
I lmao, he's a good guest
@RiLo_Sk8ing Жыл бұрын
Just realised this is a few years old! Love your content is amazing and your approach is so refreshing in these polarised times. I am ex uk forces and worried when I heard you talk about privatising gov functions it a slippery slope man! By the way Theo is a legend and I honestly think we are cut from same cloth!!
@hiiiiflyin92 Жыл бұрын
" you gotta Bring that gravy boat of loads" hahaha I love von
@UncleRandy735 жыл бұрын
Joe hears Rocky and runs faster Theo hears Rocky and punches his stepdad ... ha
@falaniko12314 жыл бұрын
What time is this lol
@maughty25914 жыл бұрын
@@falaniko1231 16:47
@Leo-yn5fx4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!
@ICYPROFITS4 жыл бұрын
I think he mixed up Rocky with 8 Mile
@mikeholtze2 жыл бұрын
@@falaniko1231 88w888>I 3
@codyclarke84045 жыл бұрын
Theo doesn't like owls because he's the Rat King🐀👑 Gang Gang
@obbah18185 жыл бұрын
That's the dark arts
@Einstein0fRap5 жыл бұрын
#RatKingKingdom
@barahng5 жыл бұрын
Good instincts, the owl is commonly used in illuminati/satanic symbolism.
@lewis65905 жыл бұрын
@@obbah1818 I got legit worried when Joe started steering the beginning of the podcast too far into the dark arts. Amniotic sac babies are maybe the darkest art I can think of.
@Dave-mk9bw5 жыл бұрын
Do you think there's ghosts at the comedy store though?
@Mekanayze Жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious together!
@Luckyowldreams-jp2bu Жыл бұрын
funniest man alive, so simple yet so funny
@jonathonneale5605 жыл бұрын
Just lowkey drops the fact Stallone is coming on
@FireMrshlBill5 жыл бұрын
Haha, ya. Hope it is relatively soon.
@WhackashitCollaborations5 жыл бұрын
That was the highest of keys Linus Tech Tips kind of dropping of that news. What you talkin about Willis? Joe literally said it lol.
@GeneralTHC5 жыл бұрын
No doubt. He's never had, and I don't how he could possibly ever have, a bigger celebrity.
@gratefuldoge85985 жыл бұрын
FireMrshlBill the guy from those avenger movies?
@capatheist5 жыл бұрын
GeneralTHC Mel Gibson, lance armstrong, James hetfield, Steve Tyler, guy Richie, soon to be Kanye west..... and more I can’t think of off the top of my head...
@mathewstudios2410 Жыл бұрын
I like how Theo takes every question seriously and takes time to think of them even if they are sarcastic.
@lmtt123 Жыл бұрын
They're both stoners talking crap. The only difference is that they have money
@elitev8888 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of myself LOL.
@joshflynn9685 Жыл бұрын
@@elitev8888MN. I. U. U. B I 😮😮
@hiphophercules Жыл бұрын
But doesn't get the opportunity to answer most since Joe responds to himself immediately.
@RichardSmart-ev1nx Жыл бұрын
It's definitely cool because you can tell if he's thinking about a joking response or somthing he wants to say of intelligent value
@hunterwilson337911 ай бұрын
I started crying at 1:30:00 "sometimes I keep my eyes closed, though." HAHAHA
@Summertime_lover Жыл бұрын
This guy is a comedic genius
@pahsodium86755 жыл бұрын
Can someone make a compilation of all Theo’s jokes that Joe missed
@josephmccoy23295 жыл бұрын
Pah Sodium i feel like it was the nick swardson 2.0 podcast
@shrutefarms47415 жыл бұрын
The first time Theo was on he literally missed every single one of his one liners or spoke right over it. Was sooooo frustrating. Joe just isn’t silly enough.
@domonicwilliamson64515 жыл бұрын
Lol “like nude jerksey “ hahaha
@smsmllwd5 жыл бұрын
Darlene conner... shot milk out my nose
@smsmllwd5 жыл бұрын
Toyota trucks and bacon too...
@dg14315 жыл бұрын
Was very nice of Theo to interview Joe Rogan.
@sarahsaucedo13155 жыл бұрын
Seems more like a conversation than an interview.
@theodoregideonshisha79195 жыл бұрын
@Decriminalize Darwinism I love when Joe is chill and present and also interested, but it's sometimes hard to watch after Joe uses some pot. I cant remember exactly who it was with, but the change was significant and Joe just got to some strange mood. I used to smoke a long time ago myself, and I many times found myself.. dumb? out of the time and place? spoiling the moment for myself and sometimes people around. It doesnt make you bad or anything like that, just.. IDK, its natural and all, but that state of mind isn't. And oh boy I can tell how much worse it is when it becomes natural..
@mattblanco1785 жыл бұрын
Ya. Don't recall seeing Joe on theos podcast.
@TrueRahf5 жыл бұрын
@@theodoregideonshisha7919 could it be that Joe goes from listening and engaging, to teaching and informing? He goes through those waves during most of his podcasts, where he just dives deep into how things are, how they aren't, how they should be, what people think of things, and so on ad nauseum. The result is usually his guest voicing affirmatives for a few minutes, and then the topic starts trailing off.
@nikobellic25159 ай бұрын
6:27 “oh like that Planter’s peanut” 😭😭😭
@chucklemethis33298 ай бұрын
Favorite JRE podcast. So high and so down to earth❤ hilarious shit man