Yep, Josh was pretty funny, maybe Joe didn't like being outshined. Never really got the whole Joe the comedian thing. I like Joe, he gives no fucks and is a good bloke, but not uniquely funny that I get him as a comedian.

at least he had Yung J-me The Easily Amused to giggle softly along with him. Cant laugh too hard or Joe's feeling's get hurt and he gets all jealous of Jaime's attn to their guest!

Joe is casually funny, but not very funny or uniquely funny

the porpoise joke had me rolling

“was Wheely hard”.... Joe doesent laugh... Morons on KZfaq: “this guy doesent get comedy” Lmao you fucking losers

hes the new mitch hedberg

Taco Muncher Rogan is a terrible comedian I’ve no idea how he made it

Steven71179 I love Joe as a person and podcaster and commentator, but I just can’t get behind his comedy even though I like all the other comics in his circle.

I don't think it's that.... I think he just wasn't getting the jokes

Josh is way funnier than Joe and Joe wasn't acknowledging the brilliance.

marcus geo IKR. 😆😁

He got in to it about half way through

He actually laughed quite a lot!

To be fair... Josh is taller, more talented, and with a better head of hair. I don't blame Joe for cock-blocking the lulz.

@@MatthiasProspero lmao

That was lame man. Joe has become a bit of a snob. Josh has more talent in his left nut than Joe has overall.

Lol. I was looking for this... WTF, that was super sharp punnage. No reaction....

Puns aren't funny

@@ethans4858 They're punny!

Low key professional jealousy.

F

SchisM * Hey Joe is not a perfect person. He has said he is or can be uncomfortable with new people too!

@@googleuser859 it

@@PINKSTONES6 for sure. I thought it was funny lol

Best comment of the comments. Well done.

TheRagdollrejects and joe didn’t get any of them, the ‘comedian’ with no sensitivity for humour

I know! I think Joe maybe thought Josh was tryin to be the funny guy in front of him, so he blew off every pun, which I thought were hilarious. Josh has dad jokes for days!

@@Cornwall1888 maybe he thinks, as a professional comedian, that puns are lazy?

Boofer T. Washington as opposed to all the other hacky things he and his peers find humouress? It’s not that he doesn’t think they’re funny they fly over his head, he doesn’t know a joke took place

the reason I stopped the video, dude is relentless his hit ratio with jokes is 0:10000

Yeah exactly. Who would've thought Joe the "comedian" would miss all the punchlines? Some of the Gary stuff was reasonably funny. Funny enough for a small chuckle at least I would have thought.

yeah Josh kept doing Joe's patented "Look to Jaime for confirmation of the quality of my jokes" move. Jaime gets paid to chuckle quietly. all the googling is incidental to the chuckles.

Jamie’s chuckles are the best... Wholesome!

Ha I love that song!

ayy

40:44

👎

Josh is just fast. It’s a slipstream situation.

Definitely

I believe it was from a relay back in 95'

I wonder if he got there and was like "Cameras? Fuck I thought this was just a podcast!"

...guitar strap wear and tear.

@@jeffs.1999 Just came to comment exactly that, I have tons of shirts with that pattern of holes, always from the guitar strap.

I respect people who laugh at their own jokes. And in this case, someone had to.

That one cracked me up.

It was good! Im pissed Joe didnt acknowledge it

It really gave the joke meaning

I watched that bit like ten times trying to see if Joe got it & let it go, didn't think it was the best dad joke, or just missed it completely... I hope the last one, because that's a beautiful dad joke that needs appreciation. JH is god... Or Elvis reincarnated, can't decide.

Josh: "they did it on porpoise" Joe: ...

0-o

Joe takes himself too seriously to be funny and can’t stand it when a guest is funnier than him. And every guest is funnier than joe.

Chris Norton maybe, or he could have had his thoughts elsewhere. Who knows.

After finishing 12 years of college, where I majored in psychological profiling, I can determine that 2 out of the 4 posts above this one were authored by a potential serial killer....unfortunately, if I name the psycho's I will be breaking TOS and my acct will be ghosted. You'll just have to figure it out yourselves. G00d luck!

D C or 49:28 “cuz they are at the same race joke” 😂😂😂

D C I think he did but I reckon he didn’t want to As if not to show that this guy may be funnier than him 🤔

It's a hack joke

This was elite level dad joke, and went over apparently everyone's head, which maybe makes it even better?

Joe, oblivious to good dad jokes, Rogan.

That is just a play on words from Animal Planet, the Story of him getting stung is real and much more funny than Porpoises. The guy likes jokes and plays some bad ass music.

It went right over Joe's head

@@gustavopeters227 can You explain this joke, I don't get it. I'm Russian btw, don't judge me for my English. Thx in advance

If you dont understand this Joke - Youre probably Joe Rogan

You need to do something nice for yourself Paul. Grill up a nice steak, bottle of wine if that’s your thing, whatever. You earned it bud.

Also, saga? What’s the saga!?

@@tonyattardo9350 Icing.. Well Played.

Here is something you should drop to your knees for and worship...but your too stupid to understand youselves.... a joke for the deaf...that is for you.

Porpoise 1 had him rolling for a while which I understand cuz it's a pun I've used for yrs & it still cracks me up, only I go much deeper with it by saying porpii' ... dual porpoise.

Lmaooo

Haha I knew somebody would encapsulate the vibe in one quick statement

If he laughed at that he would get fired from the comedy store.

He's impervious to most jokes. He hasn't got a funny bone in his body lol.

He’s humourless

That's because he's a Sensor, not an Intuitive. Probably an ESTX. (those are MBTI notions)

@@pakoti96 english please, what the fuck are these referring to?

@@f67739 personality types

I agree and it's quite interesting because at the same time I think Josh gets a little too out there with his cryptic way of speech. Like hey asshole, get to the point so we can appreciate what sentiment you're trying to deliver. Can't help but love both of em though.

I wish I knew more of the you's and more of the I's in my life, my friend.

😂

I know that a lot of comics think of puns as a lower form of comedy. They usually just don’t find them funny. I think that’s really all there is to it. Imagine being a comedian where you only hang out with the funniest joke crafters in the world. People who use words that sound like other words in a sentence that otherwise wouldn’t be funny just wouldn’t make you laugh like the rest of the stuff you hear. To the average person, a pun might be humorous. But, to a comedy store comic, there’s just no way it gets a laugh.

Josh is funnier than Joe lmao

Im dead 😂

Zack Shrum I don’t find joe funny at all. Same way he doesn’t find genuinely funny comments or jokes on his podcast funny.

The lost art of telling a dad joke

joe: orcas kill baby dolphins josh: they do it on porpoise ::giggles to himself:: me: ded

I sat by the ocean and told dad jokes to erase you, this can keep going....

you may think I ain't worth a dollar but i feel like telling a dad joke

@@omarshahin3288 rrrrrrrr rr rrrr rogaaaaaaine

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

Josh looked around like "I can't get this guy" 🤣

@@Sappa9702 he was looking for a reaction so he looked at Jaime

Dude ... joes face man 😂😂😂

Lyricists play with words all the time, even when we're not trying. It can b really annoying when u want to shut it off but also grateful for it when u want to create.

mattress33 ikr 🤦‍♂️👍

Why do you people look at conversation as a compwtition? Fucking lame. Yall always try to be witty and funny and there is nothing worse than not funny people trying to be funny... Joe is more resrved. More interested in trying for depth. Whereas josh is all aboit superficiality skipping the surface, not getting too personally involved. I think sweet and sour juxtaposed is fucking golden. Joe takes a minute to get in to it but by the twenty minute mark they are rolling in it

I think Joe is just annoyed by Homme. I'm a HUGE fan of both, but I feel their chemistry is off and Rogan at more than one point looks annoyed or irritated by him. I was really bummed out by this episode because I figured the two of them together would be enlightening. Instead it's like listening to two men's manifestos combined in one.

Comparatively, Joe sucks as a person compared to Josh's enlightenment level and comedic ability.

People look at a conversation as a competition because ultimately a conversation such as this is open ended so that topics can arise naturally and when they arise they are talked down and built up and then passed on or the conversation grows off of it. Conversation can be an art form and when two or more people get together and converse they put on their dancing shoes and and try to tell it as it is. The other person will either agree or disagree. Nobody knows what the fuck existence really is or what is the most important thing to do in the mean time as time rushes on, so the person who can spin a story or some truth and make others believers, that person is the winner because he wasted your time a little less and hopefully after listening, that person would have made the purpose of life a little more clear

for sure.

I was driving the other night and Wayward Son came on and I had a similar moment

Mate honestly though. I drive a car like a grandad, constantly afraid of the damage I could do to others. I get on a bike and I can't help myself. Just braaaaap n disapear ;)

🤣 19:45

Very well-spoken no pun intended

That was a legit joke

@Angry Pent He blocked them with a suitcase!?

"I know things" vs "no one knows anything"

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

Angry Pent bruh Josh’s riffs WERE Kyuss. Him and Garcia’s vocals. Brant is an amazing musician, but who remembers Kyuss for the drumming? Brant definitely might’ve contributed a lot more behind the scenes, so it’s unfair of me to not give him credit. However, Josh and Garcia were the main stage, leaning more towards Josh. Also Brant and Garcia were hardly trying to “reform” Kyuss. They already knew that Josh wouldn’t join them in their mission, and Brant didn’t like Reeder as a person. Kyuss wasn’t coming back. To my speculation, they wanted to capitalize on the buzz Kyuss had created by being such a monumental but short act. Josh knew that Kyuss wasn’t going to be able to be brought back without it being tainted. He probably didn’t want that as part of their legacy. Now since Josh owned the rights to the Kyuss name, and Garcia/Brant continued to use the name to tour, he striked them. If you read up on it, apparently Josh and Reeder (other member of the copyright claim) had already tried to reason with Kyuss Lives! to no avail. I’m sorry man but I’ve never been able to see how Josh is the huge asshole in this story as I’ve seen so many Kyuss fans claim before. I love Kyuss and QOTSA equally, and I wish things didn’t have to turn sour between those members.

@Angry Pent lame ass Queens songs? Why do vultures sound like like queens songs? I personally love their sound but I don't know the drama between them.

All i can think of is merman on "The Boys" profusely crying at the comment.

Josh went to the comedy school of Pete Holmes

That was funny! Joe laughs at way hackier jokes when said by comedian friends but he often doesn’t laugh when non comedians try to be funny

Right over Joe's head

The impressive thing was how quick his joke was. That deserved a smile at least.

hes funnier than joe himself

@@TheDuke4100 that's normal

Most of Joe's comedian friends are not that funny, is why.

Brenda shob

"Sodomites of the New Age! Can they milk a goat?" - Owen

i was ded at this lmao

I agree. Everyone is roasting him in the comments, but who knows what was going on with him that day. Maybe an old friend past away and he really wasn't in the mood to laugh at puns.

He needs to go on Monday Morning Podcast.

Its weird for me listening to this podcast

“DMT”- Joe Rogan 1776-2019

Gary Tuttle I can only imagine. It has been a very enjoyable watch/listen for me though. It sounds like Josh is having a tough time with the dissolution of his marriage but won’t say it directly out loud. I really hope he’s ok.

ha ha ha

They should do a GARY sticker for the QOTSA merch table

Been looking for a timestamp in this thread for ages, thank you 👌

Pissed me off he didnt laugh at that

Lol... He heard it. He just choose to ignore it. It was cheesy.

@@crystinamarie1 true, but give credit for the quick wit ya know

@@chrismaki5456 true dat. Josh is hard to unlike 😍

Comes across as extremely genuine

Chat? Josh is a monologue type of guy... Whenever joe had a good idea and was trying to develop it, josh would just cut it with "whatever-might-fit-this-topic" ... actually, he wasnt trying to chat at all... and boy, he stutters, A LOT.

This guy also makes some of the best music ever written. Start at the beginning

cant believe joe didn't list kyuss in the description

CarlosBrabo lmao what? There’s hardly any “monologuing” in this... they are chatting for the entire interview

Right! That dolphin one got me

The reactions are accurate.

@Google Sucks was about to write the same thing

Joe never laughs unless its Uncle Joey. I understand he's a comic and it takes a killer joke to laugh but cmon Joe just a giggle will do man.

Well only for Joe’s bald head, everyone else loves them jokes

always the case with his guests. Odd for a Comedian

for a comedian he is fucking terrible at recognising jokes

Cant miss that big of a target ;)

@Thom smith Funnier than Joe in this interview.

I wonder if Joe's doing that......on porpoise

Who is Gary?

the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him

joe cooper Gary is his ex wife’s lawyer back in ‘05 and Josh promised him he is gonna regret it one day

FUCK GARY!!! Also, I secretly love Gary

Gary on Gary crime is not the answer

ya!!!!!!!!

killed me instantly.he was so pleased with himself. we heard you josh!!!

The joke has left the cetacean.

@WookDizz18 😂😂😂😂😂

Time stamp please.

@@notmedude 35:40

Oh my shit...you fuckin' NAILED IT.

Yup

This is the greatest comment i've ever seen! It's spot on

Maybe not aspires but definitely admires

best comment

Speed rips from riding possibly

Horse flies do this to my clothes.

@Donovan Dunnigan I had a shirt with holes in it like that. I loved it, was like my second skin. It finally fell to tatters.

@Donovan Dunnigan and Them Crooked Vultures.

Ripped right where his guitar strap would be

It’s his short man’s syndrome getting in the way again

Yeah, what the fuck, Joe. Not sure why I'm the only one finding this guy's jokes funny.

Ceejnew yeah totally man, Josh's sense of humour is fucking rad

To be fair his jokes aren’t exactly laugh out loud jokes. More tongue in cheek.

Mateja remember nick swardson? Kind of disproves this little theory

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZ5zedZovtq-cY0.html

Ricardo Perez 👍🏼

@@RickBobO I always think of the camera incident now too and it feels hypocritical to just give him a pass on that. You don't just come back from kicking a girl in the face... but yeah anyone who knows about it just has to decide for themselves. For me the music is completely ruined.

The same year he started playing guitar his parents took him to see George Carlin live, so he's been into comedy for as long as he's been into music.

@@nucleardivide290 You don't think that was handled? Have you heard a peep from that girl?

Joe's cognitive abilities are average

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

Arctic badger I think so I would too josh is soo damn cool

Joe Rogan isn't insanely smart

Joe doesnt have a funny bone in his body (pun intended)

Joe ignores jokes doing stand up as well.

Lol!!!

I listened to this on iTunes, I kept wanting to tell this guy “you’re not a comedian”.. He was trying to hard to impress Joe. And it got annoying.

@@gabrielmajack9837 the only person trying too hard is you in that pathetic profile picture.

The plot thickens

👏

Or.... Josh isn't funny.

@@paladin_83 He is though. Sure it's a really childish sort of funny, but that what makes it funny.

Agreed peachmelba1000 - Joe only laughs at comedians who are high ranking like Bill Burr or Joey Diaz... almost as if he categorizes in his head what is funny...

@@paladin_83 No, that's not it.

Think Gary's ever tried DMT?

I didn't like it

@Janjão Jonata Nah it really wasn't lol

Reminds me of Only fools and horses if anyone gets that?

Thought it was funny- poor old Gary lol

+ he's an amazing songwriter.

I do

yeah it surprised me when I read he was in music... I didn't know who he was ....

Let’s just keep him away from the whiskey...

Listen to KYUSS

Bunch of over analytical stoners lol

People like to bitch lol

**makes Hannibal noise**

@Brian Jones Or he just ignores them. There were so many comments Joe dismissed that he could've delved into. I think Josh is too cerebral for Joe who's pragmatic.

Jaime was too young to get it.

Anyone get "they did it on porpoise"? And he looked to jamie when joe failed him haha

@@dogwklr I seriously looked around the empty room to check if anyone else caught that hahahah. I thought it was fucking hilarious hahah

Right , but dick n fart jokes are hilarious to Joe 🙄

That 5% Neanderthal shows up quite often.....

Joe's not into the puns

The clever ones usually fly right over his bald head haha

@@MrDallii I'm not either, but when you're a podcast host and am interviewer, the least you can do is chuckle or acknowledge it. Sometimes it feels like he's the only one who's allowed to be funny unless it's Tom Segura or Joey Diaz.

It was great. was disappointed Joe just let it sail by

Only the few select comics that joe decides are good are allowed to be funny around him

@WIZARD RAPIER they were talking about killer whales and he made the play on words using "porpoise" instead of purpose. They are a cross between a whale and a dolphin, an aquatic mammal.

"Missouri loves company."

Look into Norm MacDonald

The joe rogan middle name joke needs to stop its dead and it was never funny

Yeh and he has some good ones too - seriously no pause for laughter 😉

@@troyswink5435 okay Troy "stop having fun" Swink

@@rockerdude86 wow how clever

Well, "It needs to stop" isn't a benchmark for cleverness either. It's not the joke, it is you who needs to stop assuming that because you personally don't fancy something it's the same way for everyone else.

Gary stinks of lame worse than a shit's dying breath.

1:38:31

half their songs are just hilarious one-liners about being a degenerate scumbag. A blast!

@@pattmayne lyrics can simply be read dramatically in a poetry contest and they are still quite fun

Thank God someone else noticed this. What's the song where he fucks with the saying time heals all wounds?

He's a bawss ginger elvis

That shit is rad

I'm thinking about taking up smoking.

You went to a rock show? Cool story.

Hinchcliffe should come on with Josh and have a pun battle

i didnt know what it is , did joe?

@@AXharoth Probably not. Seems like it went right over his head.

thats fucking lame dude thats a rosie odonnel joke

Haha lost my shit and Joe nothing.....

Cecil Charles Official thank you, I’ve been searching for this comment. I knew I couldn’t be the only one to catch it 😂

@@c-trick3302 it was under his breath and, as with the rest of his puns, Joe took no notice, hahaha.

@@cecilcharlesofficial He ignored them "on porpoise".

Cecil Charles Official people are really upset Joe wasn't sidetracked by the other guy's dad jokes and kept the conversation going.... I still haven't figured out why 90% of the comments are anti-jo... people really hate a successful talk show that has interesting people on it.

somewhat informed - haha, I do kind of think Joe is incapable of laughing at something he doesn’t find funny, even if it would make all parties feel better. And I’m a lot like Josh - I make dad jokes all the time. That said, you can’t make someone laugh, haha. In the end, who cares - Joe keeps making long form content with people whom the world finds interesting :)

He reminds me of my buddy from high school. He would say shit like "do you have a Juany Tar?" when asking for a one-hitter. Total goofball shit. I love it.

I'm like c'mon nigga, laugh!

Joe and Esther Hicks are both in Phoenix in December 7th!

That got one of those obnoxious honking laughs out of me.

I love this comment. Yours was pretty good too.

Okay Boomer

Joe is slightly aspergers.

@@kareybarey13 fuck, never thought that.

Triple like??? I've been listening to all of the JRE podcasts since the mid 800's, and Josh had me laughing as hard as Joey Diaz if not harder.

Joe struggles....often

His guests are usually always funnier

Oh Yeaaaaaaah. He's a comedian huh? Hmmmm. How'd I forget that?

😂😂😂

Joe hates people with witt as he has zero.

That dude is not funny anyone 2ho thinks he is ....is fucking stupid

TheHardway1916 you’re not an intellectual. You haven’t heard enough QOTSA or Kyuss or EODM to be on the same level as us intellectuals. Nerd.

it is funny, but not groundbreaking and it has been used allot before. If you watched Animal Planet, you have heard the porpoise/purpose pun before. I find Joe fucking hillarious, but I don't laugh at all of his Jokes. Some of them are just clever and some are so clever that I laugh about how clever they are. He also does some that does get past me and cracks me up.

Goldwynn my toddler is funnier

my hemorrhoids are funnier than Schaub...

My pastor is better at telling jokes than Schaub. And he has fresh material every week.

First Tim Dillon episode I did not watch. Made it like four minutes. Joe really needs to quit with the oh anyone can be a comic and do podcasts. No Joe. No they can't. Some people are good at some things. And not good at others. That is reality.

Bob Lazar bob lazer with the smoke😂

he has a radio show on apple !

Exactly

These guys just want the attention of somebody liking their unoriginal comments. This podcast was great.

Yeah, I liked this guest but he was cracking jokes the entire episode. It would go nowhere if Joe laughed the entire episode. I don't expect people to laugh at literally every jokey response I make...

Eh that’s just the jre KZfaq audience. Not enough that we get great, free content consistently, it has to match up exactly with viewers preconceived notions. A lot of the reason I just listen to the audio tbh.

word.

JH is certainly witty.

So true. Learning how to be ‘funny’ is so not funny. Can’t believe Joe fills big venues, I guess his podcast fame helps?