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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZfaq.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com

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@davidmurphy8364 Ай бұрын

Kurt talking about what happened at Dresden so passionately then saying he doesn’t know what city it was is absolute comedy gold😂

@stanw909 Ай бұрын

Doesn't remember the London blitz or the V2 rockets Hitler rained down upon innocent targets. At least Dresden had war factories.

@FidelCashFlows Ай бұрын

@@stanw909found the war crime justifier

@princecheck11 Ай бұрын

@@FidelCashFlowsalways one

@jaredkinneyjr Ай бұрын

so glad I could finally delete Spotify! Just like the good ol' 2015 days of JRE on KZfaq

@robertburnett6348 Ай бұрын

He is a ignorant, rude idiot.

@michaelposner7435 Ай бұрын

15 years, and I'm still waiting for Kurt to finish a sentence.

@kuumaliimam1es Ай бұрын

For every sentense Kurt finishes he starts atleast 5 new ones.

@MrLongDongSilver Ай бұрын

god him and Dan Soder sound the same and are so cringey

@blockraven22 Ай бұрын

probably from Kratom

@ssyankee121 Ай бұрын

@@MrLongDongSilverdamn what else do you consider cringe then

@bradquigley81 Ай бұрын

I still kind of like him. He's actually pretty funny.

@VanDamnator65 Ай бұрын

Kurt's brain nearly overheating trying to decide how to describe Chris Chan to someone who knows nothing about him was the highlight of this episode for me.

@travismcnasty4239 21 күн бұрын

Knowing about Chris Chan is not good. Having knowledge about the true singularity is only a burden. Maybe you share the story as a cautionary tale, but mostly it's a horrific, depressing slog.

@johnyates6192 4 күн бұрын

LOL, but he would be fun to hang -out with !!!!!! Love all of you !!!!! SRGT John M Yates Jonesboro AR

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

Have missed Kurt on Jimmy so much this week. It's so nice to get to see him on Rogan.

@petemp24 20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 the gullible in you

@jamesrichardson469 Ай бұрын

“Where did Dresden happen?” “I’m not sure what city”

@sarahrenay341 Ай бұрын

I didn't even catch that 😭

@georgepapatheofilou6118 Ай бұрын

The toilet city that got shat on No affermitve action back then that evolved to DEI . They used wine stocks to save property. The ancient Greco-Roman in me thinks nothing nice

@lesblatnyak5947 Ай бұрын

Desert dry eh 😂

@johndillinger5142 Ай бұрын

Wooof. I remember reading slaughter house 5 as a kid and looking into it after. No war factory, war was over. Beautiful gothic town and everyone in it melted by raining fire from the sky for 3 days. Really changed my point of view.

@stevena.7022 Ай бұрын

Captain Joe Dresden famously firebombed Moscow in 1812

@hereforthecommentsection9451 Ай бұрын

Good god we need a Podcast with Kurt and Tim Dillon. Shit would be entertaining as hell.

@ACDC392333 Ай бұрын

Yeah that’d be awesome

@Evan_Meyer Ай бұрын

Holy shit, yes please.

@Txalcoir Ай бұрын

We need a prosecutor though...can't have just defendants

@LetsSmokePodcast Ай бұрын

A spin on “We might be drunk” called “We used to do coke” w/ Tim and Kurt

@dankboyq4050 Ай бұрын

Lol you you are clearly big Tim fans, they already did an epsiode on Tims patreon and it was trash

@jayhova Ай бұрын

Kurt is one of my favorite people. He's always a few steps ahead.

@petemp24 20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 gullible Trumpers

@RonnyJakobsson 15 күн бұрын

His thoughts are live streaming directly to his vocal cords without delay. Love it

@tommybunk2292 Ай бұрын

I love listening to Kurt, you can almost hear his brain crunch when he's thinking like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

@a_legitimate_salvage Ай бұрын

Kurt and Jimmy are such a breath of fresh air in terms of being hilarious truth tellers who won't grovel to the bastards.

@DavidThomas-fb8bq Ай бұрын

Funny you said breath of fresh air when he was just smoking.

@petemp24 20 күн бұрын

Yes for dummies

@jummyran Ай бұрын

Kurt’s laugh on Jimmy Dore makes things even funnier lol

@AnaLucia-wy2ii Ай бұрын

I like his epic one liners. He’s a perfect sidekick.

@jummyran Ай бұрын

@@AnaLucia-wy2ii ya now I see why he hasn’t been on Jimmy show this week he’s been traveling

@PoperoniNews Ай бұрын

When the episode ends and cuts off with Kurt’s laugh it always sends me into a laughing fit

@RedroomStudios Ай бұрын

Kurt's constant interruptions and talking over Jimmy ruin the show. he needs to remember he's just the sidekick.

@gabrielhersey5546 Ай бұрын

Love Jimmy Dorre Kurt is hilarious

@Boroffski Ай бұрын

“Stochastic terrorism is what you did.” Fkn Metzger had me dyin😆

@heavyhebrew Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger should be a United States Senator

@nemrutbaba Ай бұрын

Better than that genocidal zombie Fetterman!

@mbc9290 Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is ALL OVER THE PLACE and it is HILARIOUS 🤣!!!

@libertas5005 Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is like when Mr Data tried to become human and understand humor. His face reminds me of Mr Data so much.

@AA-ws3vd Ай бұрын

Haha a Fistful of Datas

@Caraunus Ай бұрын

“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying.”

@cosette999 Ай бұрын

That’s because those who aren’t us refuse to accept the fact that they are lying. To admit when your wrong is a humbling experience, it hurts your pride. This is why the left has chosen the deadliest of the 7 deadly sins to promote. There are plenty of people in the world who would sooner self destruct than hurt their pride by humbling themselves.

@edvigadias9447 Ай бұрын

How to stop them? If we ignore them they will do worse.

@Goji-eletienne Ай бұрын

Because "we" are not forcing accountability.

@miteshraja4823 Ай бұрын

Lmao

@travismcnasty4239 Ай бұрын

@edvigadias9447 mock them at every opportunity and tell people where they live and work.

@likenothingdo Ай бұрын

Kurt Vonnegut also said, about the Dresden bombing, later in his life he ending up meeting/speaking with some of the people involved in the decision making that led up to the bombing, and the answer that he got was that Dresden was bombed due to "bureaucratic inertia" which is to say, the people bombing had a lot of bombs to drop, and they were going to drop them somewhere so it ended up being Dresden, even though there was no practical military justification or reason for setting it and its inhabitants on fire...

@mop9i40k Ай бұрын

I do not understand why it's not common knowledge, Dresden was bombed to shit only because it'd end up in soviet occupation zone.

@mancyank564 Ай бұрын

The Soviets asked the Allies to bomb Dresden because it was a major train hub. War materials were passing through Dresden on the way to the Eastern front.

@paulmryglod4802 23 күн бұрын

@mancyank564 yes this is not known as much. Good to point this out. There wasnt much other military justification to level the city, though.

@mop9i40k 23 күн бұрын

@@mancyank564 Common you cant beleive that crap, can you? The amount of bombs, planes, pilots and fuel used was enough to level all train stations in Germany + all military factories + half of German troops but instead they leveled the whole town with 300 000 women and children, why would they? Btw they did not drop a single f'king bomb to stop transporting jews to death camps and they knew 100% about genocide and did nothing not just to stop it but even to delay it.

@edvigadias9447 Ай бұрын

Kurt and Jimmy are my favourite people. I love them.

@SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn Ай бұрын

Metzger is the most underrated comedian. Genuinely funny, no persona, no hubris.

@robertburnett6348 Ай бұрын

What! At times he takes over Dore's show with his incessant babble. Interrupts constantly. We don't know why Jimmy does this to us.

@carrenpalmer3453 Ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 yeah, but Jimmy kinda throws the look or comment to keep Kurt contained, but I did see Kurt a year ago with JD and Steph and imo, Kurt was the most hilarious that night

@SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn Ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 Yes because it's an entertainment segment. It's not about the 'news' it's about giving the news in an entertaining way so it's actually accessible to more people than otherwise. Kurt is funny, if you don't like it there are plenty of very boring ways to get your news that are straight and to the point without it. I personally find it refreshing.

@missykins3193 Ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

@opensourceanglers8291 Ай бұрын

Yeah Kurt is real, and really funny. He's one if the few people in the public eye who actually sees how it works and feels compelled to talk about it which means he gives a shit. There's no accounting for taste so if you don't like him that's your prerogative but nobody can deny his quick mind and wit. He's like 5 or 6 thoughts ahead here and Joe just can't keep up...

@polishpennetrator Ай бұрын

Love being on KZfaq and seeing comments again

@bakebook Ай бұрын

What happened to the Spotify deal?

@bakebook Ай бұрын

What happened to the Spotify deal?

@thacoolbean Ай бұрын

Makes my Sh hard

@kevm243 Ай бұрын

Nothing he's on Spotify as well

@kirkanos3968 Ай бұрын

Sure he had a time limit on only posting on spotify. But just guessing.

@Aussiedushi Ай бұрын

This convo flowed so well! Kurt is a very good conversationalist

@kosmokramer5420 Ай бұрын

Never seen kurt before this what a wild dude he had me rolling a few times 😅

@smashtoad Ай бұрын

Kurt's level of knowingly gaslit, infurious disbelief of the upside down, sideways state in which we find ourselves paints a perfect picture of the confused frustration felt by anyone with a fking brain.

@groovehog1 Ай бұрын

100% and great description!

@crystalbooth8932 Ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@PoperoniNews Ай бұрын

I am completely desensitized to it all and watching his reactions to it all has been one of my favorite things as of late.

@robadamson1 Ай бұрын

I love your formulation.

@TedKidd Ай бұрын

Yep

@dandeeteeyem2170 Ай бұрын

Oh my God 😂 these two together somehow became my favourite JRE ever. Would kill to hang out with these two together, I'm effing crying! 😂❤

@PoperoniNews Ай бұрын

This episode was side splitting funny

@Fidelista23 19 күн бұрын

They are great together . Two Leos !!

@sbctdizzle1 Ай бұрын

Already watched this on Spotify just here to leave a like and comment so the algorithm shares more of Kurt Metzger with people.

@usofliberty Ай бұрын

same

@lobstersexmachine Ай бұрын

Watch the Jimmy Dore show. He’s a cohost. Jimmy is funny too.

@DrFaust-pr8vw Ай бұрын

I used to listen to the Race Wars podcast he did, it was great

@buckrogers4174 Ай бұрын

Kurt is good

@verisimilitudo1 Ай бұрын

My favorite part; "either way you're flying off a roof". Point dot point dot.

@ActPono Ай бұрын

Kurt talks the way my brain works.

@maya_coqsalonga Ай бұрын

Then you're brain damaged.

@PsychopathyInArabic Ай бұрын

then, you need to start reading books.

@junyBSW Ай бұрын

same. too much info going in and swirling around, not enough time to convey it all

@badlaamaurukehu Ай бұрын

@@PsychopathyInArabicBooks caused this. I'm same gen as Kurp and can confirm. He has thought within thought multithreading unlike the tiktok generations who can't even seem to figure out serial processing let alone parallel.

@AnaLucia-wy2ii Ай бұрын

Me too!

@MrDonpasqualino Ай бұрын

Colin Quinn referring to Kurt as a 'Bosnian war criminal' with regards to how Kurt looks is why Colin is the greatest

@libertas5005 Ай бұрын

I'm Bosnian and I find that weird. Why would he call him that way? Maybe he meant Serb war criminal?

@mihnea919 Ай бұрын

I'm romanian and i find your reply very weird. Maybe he meant what he meant. It was a joke for christ's sake. The accent wasn't put on war criminal, the war on yugoslavia or any other bs. He wanted to make a funny joke and that's what he came up with on the spot. And it is funny.

@JackMarcuson Ай бұрын

@@libertas5005 bosnian muslims commited far more war crimes during Bosnian War than Serbs did through entire 90's.

@fuckamericanidiot Ай бұрын

@@libertas5005 If he knew that libertas, I'm sure Colin would correct himself :) He is sharp as a tack and loves to learn

@brucegregson621 Ай бұрын

Who was the guy who was charged at the Hagge? Mulosavic? @@libertas5005

@tomasotreasaigh111 24 күн бұрын

Kurt and Joe are golden together, in fairness Joe looked a bit tired but Kurts energy here just invigorates him and it works brilliantly! Kurts belly laughs are hilarious.

@hamidious 17 күн бұрын

Best guest you should have him for a full week

@hf-nctrnl1890 Ай бұрын

By far one of the most entertaining episodes in a long time

@LoyalOpposition Ай бұрын

Definitely one of the best.

@user-hl7ji4bv4q Ай бұрын

I live Kurt's level of outrage at everything. That's how angry all the Podcasters should be at the shit that goes on in this world.

@greattribulation1388 Ай бұрын

Most podcasters are his level of stupid too

@azeez8399 Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is great.

@phongbong Ай бұрын

more please. joe is kinda known for conspiracy theories but, kurt has taken over and i'd liek to hear more.

@tomsimpson5449 Ай бұрын

Kurt is so underrated on the JDS. He's frequently a couple of steps ahead - or sideways (!), so he can seem as if he's delivering non-sequiters; but when you manage to get into his rhythm, he's hilarious, and one of the sharpest guys out there.

@dandeeteeyem2170 Ай бұрын

Exactly! Reminds me of my genius best friend growing up who couldn't get a thought out in a coherent sentence unless he got stoned, and you realise he'd been ten steps ahead of you that whole time! XD

@doyouevennaturebro4593 Ай бұрын

I agree. Sometimes he makes me lose my shit.

@user-hl7ji4bv4q Ай бұрын

True. Alot of people complain about him meandering but it's more like they're having a hard time keeping up with Kurt.

@melodie0987 Ай бұрын

@@user-hl7ji4bv4q10000% correct. I think even Jimmy struggles to follow him sometimes. Says Kurt’s going off topic when he’s providing another example of the same corruption or explaining another reason why something is deeply immoral. I’ve learned so much from Kurt. He sees things as they are and doesn’t virtue signal ever. A blessing to our society. More people need to listen to Kurt. REALLY listen. I hope his podcast comes back.

@AnaLucia-wy2ii Ай бұрын

I agree! He cracks me up. Sometimes it takes Jimmy a second to get his jokes. 😊 He’s got the best one liners and they’re always referencing some larger concept. One of my favorites was when Jimmy said something obviously true and Kurt with an offended voice said, “Hey, that is lacking context! “ 😂 obviously referencing the fake and often desperate “fact checks.”

@hatimnaji9589 Ай бұрын

Talking about Dresden and not knowing where it happened was priceless 😂😂

@irvvalenzuen3135 Ай бұрын

@@Golemrock598well how hot was she

@MrAirController Ай бұрын

Dresden was a mans name to Kurt 😂

@CarlMalhone Ай бұрын

@@irvvalenzuen3135ngl ; I’m black and this the first thing I thought

@michaeljoyce4415 Ай бұрын

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just don't understand Kurt's dry style of humor

@irvvalenzuen3135 Ай бұрын

@@Golemrock598 in all seriousness Jewish people like to use the word exclusive but we all know what that really means . They’re one of the most “exclusive” communities in the world . Ask a Palestinian. Saying your Jewish girlfriend is racist is like saying water is wet LOl

@frankerck Ай бұрын

The Killing Machine never sleeps. Tuned in for Metzger. I didn't know Rogan was going to talk TVs like Maher.

@christophermirkovich7290 Ай бұрын

God damn I love KURP.... he's like a vessel of knowledge with 100 holes spewing out information all at once, unfortunately not through a centralized spout

@gugy68 Ай бұрын

JRE needs to have Jimmy Dore again soon.

@catcherboy96 Ай бұрын

@Jeremya74 Ай бұрын

I agree..at lest I can understand him

@AnaLucia-wy2ii Ай бұрын

Yes!

@FatherOMalley Ай бұрын

kinda sounds like Joe was trashing Jimmy's Show at the very end of this video

@ellea3344 Ай бұрын

Jimmy said he would when he had something to promote, like a Comedy Special.

@Mocho101 Ай бұрын

Kurt is amazing and the Jimmy Dore Show plug at the end was keen. The truth will set you free

@mattschneider5205 Ай бұрын

I don’t recommend it…

@sadmachineinc Ай бұрын

If you're reading this Reply, you are the Resistance.

@Mocho101 Ай бұрын

you are paid opposition or a paid actor the empire is over bud@@mattschneider5205

@zacharycadman8226 Ай бұрын

The fact that some of the most accurate news comes from the Jimmy Dore show tells you how bad the media is today.

@jjdillon1207 Ай бұрын

@@mattschneider5205what’s wrong with jimmy dore?

@duster8 Ай бұрын

This guy and Alex Jones by themselves for 3 hrs would be hilarious.

@laptv2144 Ай бұрын

Kurt is such a goat in terms of just ranting about current affairs

@MMvelli Ай бұрын

Kurt is the King of the Half Sentence

@lq4275 Ай бұрын

it hurts my brain

@bananawatch8158 Ай бұрын

Spot on about

@moralhazard1 Ай бұрын

If he could organize his thoughts better, and yes speak in full sentences he would be unstoppable!! I think he's brilliant and nails certain things but yeah I think he just has so many thoughts he never fully grabs onto one much lol

@jamesdriggers2011 Ай бұрын

For real!!

@blountl Ай бұрын

Kurt's having conversations in his head that he let's you in on halfway through...but forgets you weren't there for the start.

@jasonarcher7268 Ай бұрын

Kurt is the internet's best sidekick

@RustyBlumpkins Ай бұрын

after this episode he’s a top 5 dipshit too.

@FamiliarAnomaly Ай бұрын

P.S. - Dresden amount dead was more like 500k and it was women and children burned to death - fire so hot the water in the city fountains evaporated

@BrookMesfin Ай бұрын

What's sad is he used to be on track to be one of the best comedians back in the mid 2010s but got derailed by a certain white substance.

@azurebadger Ай бұрын

This conversation convinced me otherwise.

@FamiliarAnomaly Ай бұрын

also no one is gonna watch Oppenheimer decades from now was the most boring movie ever joe is so FOS sometimes

@dennisb6954 Ай бұрын

In case you're not aware, there's also a humanitarian crisis in Darfur, Sudan. By January 21, 2024, the toll was staggering: at least 13,000 dead and 33,000 injured. Fast forward to March 21, and the numbers are even more alarming, with over 6.5 million internally displaced and more than two million seeking refuge beyond the country's borders. This tragedy is compounded by reports of civilians in Darfur falling victim to the Masalit massacres, described by the United Nations humanitarian chief as "one of the worst humanitarian nightmares in recent history."

@SMacCuUladh Ай бұрын

isn't that Islamist groups in Sudan?

@dennisb6954 Ай бұрын

It's between two opposing factions of Sudan's military government.

@SMacCuUladh Ай бұрын

@@dennisb6954so they're all Muslim extremists?

@MonkeAndHisFriends Ай бұрын

Al-Shabab massacre Christians in Kenya. Boko-haram massacre Christians in Nigeria. Iraq gasses 200,000 Kurds. ISIS massacred the Yazidis. Turkey killing Kurds. Houthis killing Yemen Christians. Every Muslim country expelling the Jews in 1940-1950

@matthewstone1362 Ай бұрын

Good old West destabilising shit again.

@sMASHsound Ай бұрын

Kurt has to do his own news commentary show

@obiigwe8349 Ай бұрын

No he needs some structure for his haphazard brilliance to shine. His solo podcast is hit and miss

@DjangoSeek Ай бұрын

Finally Joe has someone with balls to talk about this ongoin GENOCIDE, salute to Joe Kurp!

@abdullahimahamudbile Ай бұрын

Yep that is a W

@chaim5397 Ай бұрын

Lmao there is no genocide

@iKingRPG Ай бұрын

@@chaim5397stop following the propaganda

@bingledock Ай бұрын

Joe has had 50 guests on about “trans” issues and 500 on about the life threatening issue of “woke ideology” but has not had a single guest on about the ongoing genocide 6 months into it. I love Kurt. Ever since he left KZfaq I only watch his shows when I love the guest unlike before when I would watch every other episode.

@ahmedhussein1694 Ай бұрын

@@chaim5397 Why am I not surprised someone named Chaim is denying the genocide, they give you your shekels yet bro?

@MusicHead480 Ай бұрын

Kurt: says anything Joe : "Gleegleegleeglee"

@Dadburn_erl Ай бұрын

Made this episode hard to listen to with that weird fake laugh. Idk why but it was driving me nuts.

@The_Local Ай бұрын

It's because he's humoring him and like that's not true but whatever kinda laugh @@Dadburn_erl

@angeliahoffman8500 Ай бұрын

Has he started doing this habitually or is it just a nervous tic?

@petiewheat82 Ай бұрын

If Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli got together for a two hour podcast, not a single coherent thought would be uttered to completion.

@MRoachthe1 Ай бұрын

And they would understand each other perfectly. I would definitely listen to that.

@kellieheald Ай бұрын

It would be funny af though

@funlegomathteachathome1256 Ай бұрын

Became aware of Kurt, from the dore show. He is crazy. Blessings. Bo truckers and railway workers. Cleveland

@kjnewell7243 Ай бұрын

Kurt’s is 2 thoughts ahead of what he saying at all times, I love it! We need something where it’s just Kurt talking about these subjects. Like 2 hours a week of Kurt just going off.

@flavioa6351 Ай бұрын

Yeah it’s called the jimmy dore show

@BrandonG6822 Ай бұрын

@@flavioa6351he's good with jimmy but him with rogan is so good

@towel6969 Ай бұрын

where my dawgs at

@mmagenie Ай бұрын

Ayyyye

@thewampus97tj Ай бұрын

🐕

@kayceehill7157 Ай бұрын

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

@Nunchuck210 Ай бұрын

Pet Cemetary

@ClipStreamSage Ай бұрын

Present

@mikefatah Ай бұрын

Kurt is a smart and insightful man! He always has witty and hilarious takes on situations

@JeannotLabeille Ай бұрын

The Jimmy Dore Show is one of the last beacons of light in the poopstorm we're navigating through.

@ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294 Ай бұрын

Kurts stand up is underrated AF

@abdulalomari2381 Ай бұрын

Lame af

@cb3648 Ай бұрын

He has one of the best stories ever on "This is Not Happening" about the Jehovah's Witness kid turned crack dealer Zumo.

@vajrainsights Ай бұрын

I have immense respect for Joe standing up for the innocent civilians during this Genocide. He put his whole reputation and possibly career on the line to defend what’s right. And THAT makes him more of a respectable human-being (in my eyes) than any episode I’ve ever watched of this podcast. 👏

@yousufqu_ Ай бұрын

wer does he say that?

@ctoart8682 Ай бұрын

100 % Dude! He's been edging it in(see the protect our parks episode ).... and now he's finally gone whole hog. Good man.

@DmitryVerzhutsky Ай бұрын

west is reeetarded...

@ethandarcy5940 Ай бұрын

I'm glad, especially 'cause I like Rogan and don't want to see him working for Emporer Palpatine. But we all need to act a bit quicker next time a genocide occurs in our face.

@noa5055 Ай бұрын

Not a genocide, stop rendering terms meaningless

@oliviab3807 Ай бұрын

Thank you for talking about Gaza 💔

@olmr.bananahands5431 29 күн бұрын

Man, idk when Joe Rogan got the Crablante laugh, but I'm here for it.😂

@pato77781 Ай бұрын

We need Kurt on at least once a month!

@Txalcoir Ай бұрын

No...he's a pedophile and needs to be in jail

@vvinterghost Ай бұрын

You got Kurt at least once a week at Jimmy Dore Show

@seraph6758 Ай бұрын

Kurt can interrupt me with laughter anytime 🫡👍

@jayjones9219 Ай бұрын

His laugh is great!

@RustyBlumpkins Ай бұрын

People with autism do have great laughs! His laugh sounds just like my son’s.

@celerystalk1521 Ай бұрын

I miss when rogan didn't have comments

@vv7299 Ай бұрын

Jimmy Dore castigates him if he doesn't laugh loudly at every line, but on the JRE there's no pressure to be funny , he's just doing it out of habit

@seraph6758 Ай бұрын

@vv7299 🥺 oh no! Tell me more little squeaker. 🤣 ..have a nice day..

@blacktepes 18 күн бұрын

Kurt really knows the dynamics of the show. It's been almost almost 3 hours of them talking just about anything and it hasn't feel like a drag like with some other guesses he has had lately

@trishcooley5810 Ай бұрын

“It’s cheaper than insulin!”. Brilliant! I love Kurt!

@12fefoibefo Ай бұрын

Pfizer needs to be held accountable for its crimes

@bestkoreanjesus Ай бұрын

Just say jews

@captainLoknar Ай бұрын

government will protect them to the last child and if every child dies then they'll say they're too big to fail

@aeternafortuna1644 Ай бұрын

@@bestkoreanjesus ceo of pfizr is a j3w?

@djkymaera Ай бұрын

Will never happen

@philliesphan312 Ай бұрын

They don't have laws for them! Lol

@KingWut Ай бұрын

“As the Carpets, So the Drapes” is the most underrated joke in this whole episode 😂

@Jasonliggett69 Ай бұрын

The Great and Powerful Kurmis Mestragimos

@LowKeyLoca Ай бұрын

So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

@LowKeyLoca Ай бұрын

So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

@anderseckstrand7033 Ай бұрын

🤣

@madProgenitorDeity Ай бұрын

@@Jasonliggett69 Kurtmes Trismeztgistus

@helicoptergunship Ай бұрын

So hilarious during the Bridgit Macron/Michelle Obama topic when Joe and Jamie have a lover's spat. Its so passive aggressive and awkward 😂

@JeffM--- Ай бұрын

Kurt is awesome, luv ya bro. TVs are so cheap because they don't want anyone to miss out on their programming.

@spacejamgoliath Ай бұрын

Kurt is a voice of reason. The world is weird

@biggordo482 Ай бұрын

kurt was raised in a doomsday cult he wasnt raised the same way 99% of americans were. 100% correct he is a breath of fresh air.

@TheUnseen0n3 Ай бұрын

Ehh seems like he picks who's right and wrong and isn't very open to hearing otherwise

@TexasGreed Ай бұрын

The voice of uppers.

@PhreakPhantom Ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@maya_coqsalonga Ай бұрын

Nah, it's you.

@celticbeauty26 Ай бұрын

I really appreciate Kurt's takes on a lot of issues. He has a pretty level-headed common sensical take. He calls out both sides. Don't agree with everything, but at least he is respectable and willing to have an honest conversation

@user-xt9pm4uu2c Ай бұрын

Jimmy Dore and Kurt Metzger man, real integrity

@cupperdigger3494 11 күн бұрын

lmao Jimmy and integrity, strange couple!

@heatherweeks7944 Ай бұрын

Well done Kurt. Everyone watch the Jimmy Dore show.

@frenchiesfrankieandhenry Ай бұрын

Kerp has really helped wake up both Joe and Jimmy Dore to the view of the world from 30,000 feet.

@SoBayK80 Ай бұрын

Remember when Joe brought on Metzger to talk down Owen Benjamin back when Owen was losing his shit?

@madProgenitorDeity Ай бұрын

Kurt admitted candidly on TJDS that he didn't know about the treatment of Palestinians until pretty recently, but he clearly does now

@vincestapels2022 Ай бұрын

Have Jimmy Dore on again Joe! Awesome you had Kurp on though man! ❤

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

Joe has Kurt on a lot. I don't see much of Kurp anymore. I think he is too busy for Kyle.

@_GuyInTheChair Ай бұрын

Kurp

@HuxMan909 Ай бұрын

"P" isn't even close to "T" on the keyboard, man

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

@@HuxMan909 You obviously don't know Kurp. Don't get involved with those of us who know them both.

@CastlesForEyes Ай бұрын

Kurt only finishes 40% of his sentences

@arronwolf2 Ай бұрын

Kurt could be a weekly guest. Great synergy!

@DominicCarioti Ай бұрын

This is a conversation between weed on Adderall and Whiskey on smelling salts.

@Somereasonstolive Ай бұрын

Accurate

@justinswayne Ай бұрын

Actually they're on cocaine. I can tell being an ex addict for 8 sum odd years. If you pay attention JR sniffs way more often then he usually does. And you can notice the speed of talking and the constant interjections and cutting each other off.

@ericaugust1501 Ай бұрын

love Kurt. he's the exasperated sane person, that is slowly unable to be certain anymore if it is he or the world that is insane. this is what happens when you start paying attention.

@maxpowersimpson3796 Ай бұрын

First Rogan Podcast I completely watched in years.

@winterwolfcr7 Ай бұрын

Those Gary from Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker call out!

@ampaone86 Ай бұрын

Kurt has the same laugh as drax from guardians 😂😂😂

@dl2one Ай бұрын

Lol. Jimmy could be Rocket Raccoon. Damnit I demand a cosplay podcast

@andypehrson9316 Ай бұрын

he did play drax in the films so makes sense

@Seanigan88 Ай бұрын

*Dave Bautista

@andypehrson9316 Ай бұрын

@@Seanigan88 pretty sure it was kurt but i get the confusion

@Seanigan88 Ай бұрын

@@andypehrson9316 Stahhhhp. Stop it.

@jedipat204 Ай бұрын

Kurt's last special is probably my favorite of anyone in the last 5yrs

@gmo9023 Ай бұрын

White precious is fucking genius shit, I can almost recite that fucking jaywalking joke word for word

@KannibalBeats Ай бұрын

Isn't White Precious like 10 years old?

@gmo9023 Ай бұрын

@@KannibalBeats yes

@Txalcoir Ай бұрын

Did he talk about his attraction to children?

@JohnMoran Ай бұрын

Kurt on Roseanne was pretty priceless too

@jorgeyaquilugobeltran 14 күн бұрын

Kurt would be a perfect Disney voice-over character. Great episode , hilarious .

@christophermirkovich7290 Ай бұрын

This is 10 times better then the Katt Williams conversation

@shangrila73eldorado Ай бұрын

Katt is a shallow puddle

@samuellahniers7430 Ай бұрын

Either Katt's over your head, or you're a Fed. Which is it?

@christophermirkovich7290 Ай бұрын

@@samuellahniers7430 you don't understand KURP... it's OK

@samuellahniers7430 Ай бұрын

@@christophermirkovich7290 yo yo! Kurples belongs in Syls converted garage.. Sniff Ya know?

@EthanKleinScat Ай бұрын

Love KURPY SO MUCH!!! Cracked out or not he’s hilarious, one of the best writers in comedy!!!

@skinnylegendz6940 Ай бұрын

Your name is great lmfao, with a picture of Gary hahahaha

@TopExcavation Ай бұрын

Awesome ep to watch

@helpIthinkmylegsaregone Ай бұрын

He seems a lot less cracked than a great deal of people who walk around. He's a little eccentric in his demeanor, but what's so crazy?

@maya_coqsalonga Ай бұрын

You're a big fan of the Amy Schumer show?

@alenabazovski Ай бұрын

For sure and his a great person

@johnb7794 Ай бұрын

"gee gee gee gee gee" - Joe Rogan

@stillholding4975 Ай бұрын

The guys a dork

@angrydad1907 Ай бұрын

Roscoe from Dukes of Hazzard

@sperry4771 Ай бұрын

I use a flip phone .....I have an Ipod touch and computer at home I use for music and smart phone type stuff at home..........I get to the internet when I get to it, its never a rush, it prevents a lot of stress this way and I highly recommend it.

@saphire82 Ай бұрын

I honestly think it should go back to that way. A flip phone doesn’t seem “weird” to me at all.

@whoashellfish Ай бұрын

Thanks for having Kurt on.

@ammohoarder Ай бұрын

This was a PHENOMENAL SHOW! U gotta have this dude back!

@humanindica962 Ай бұрын

And with Owen Benjamin

@Drakoviche Ай бұрын

He is on the Jimmy Dore Show every night almost, good times check it out!

@enochvaldorian2029 Ай бұрын

Too much information overload when you're talking about this stuff sometimes KEKW. I'm sure he knows but off the cuff it's hard lol

@zjalapeno Ай бұрын

this guy 🫡

@MoonMoney97 Ай бұрын

Why Joe rocking BlackRifleCoco? Lol😂

@jessicaosteen1462 8 күн бұрын

Hey You, with the Stone cold steamer 😂🤣💀

@Lee-vo6zr Ай бұрын

"These big black arms coming over your face" 😂😂 big mike 😂😂😂

@no.lloydering Ай бұрын

Kurt bringing Chris Chan to Rogan is the highlight of my day.

@Joederk Ай бұрын

What! 😮I can't wait

@Joederk Ай бұрын

1:24:47 boom

@KimboKG14 Ай бұрын

inverse jesus 🤣😂

@yourenotmarywelcome8693 Ай бұрын

And this was the moment Sonichu entered the mainstream.

@ACDC392333 Ай бұрын

I wish I never heard of Chris Chan and went down that rabbit hole. Depressing shit.

@fraa888grindr6 Ай бұрын

Flip phone + tablet for the last 5 years. I like it far better than the smartphone.

@RR-wq3pq Ай бұрын

KZfaq showed me that ive watched this episode already.... weird

@Mortred99 Ай бұрын

What the hell am I listening to? Kurt rants even better than Alex Jones. This is absolute gold.

@stevenkidd6761 Ай бұрын

If anything, Kurt is clowning Jones and people that buy into his "persona" .

@Borzivullthemisheld Ай бұрын

@@stevenkidd6761ok Steven

@ChaosbonesPvP Ай бұрын

I’m watching this like oof 😬

@west8436 Ай бұрын

Kurp for me 😂😅💪🤪

@missykins3193 Ай бұрын

Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

@rc_xxiii2031 Ай бұрын

This was my favourite episode in a while 😂 love Metzger!

@rinnypink Ай бұрын

That's because Metzger still has a passion for these topics that Joe seems to have lost.

@TheJakecakes Ай бұрын

Canada is the headquarters of the British Fabian project.

@PBRatLord Ай бұрын

Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker shoutout is dope! They'd be GREAT, either of em, for JRE

@zztopz7090 Ай бұрын

If they stick to culture war and dont expand to actual war and politics.

@conorbryan289 Ай бұрын

What's the timestamp?

@sativacation Ай бұрын

Kurt’s doctor: “I’m writing you a prescription for a drug called Adderall. I recommend you take at least an entire bottle every day.”

@missykins3193 Ай бұрын

Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

@skindianu 25 күн бұрын

I need to make an appointment with Kurt's doctor

@JM-ps8cb Ай бұрын

Kurt’s getting better

@nicholasborden3458 Ай бұрын

12:11 Gotta check out the Samsung 110” Micro-LED TV. That’s the next tech that you’ll pay a premium for right now. $149,999.99

@Jitterzz Ай бұрын

Been enjoying Kurt a lot on Jimmy’s show, so I’m happy to see him here. He’s a great sidekick for jokes to throw into serious news stories, I’m looking forward to seeing him here as a primary guest.