Neal Brennan looks like a modern day Nigel Thornberry.

Legend has it Neal is still about to sip his drink

Neal Brennan: "I wouldn't hire a hot assistant!" Joe: "That is really good advice." Jamie: *Dies a little inside*

"I was 19, so it was ok to be condescending to me" Joe: "not really..." My man. 😎

"Don't hire a hot assistant" *alternate universe* Joe: Hey Jessica pull that up for me.

Neal"maybe I'll take a sip maybe I won't"Brennan

Even when Dave chappelles not in the room He’s still the funniest guy in it

My dad had a Bill Cosby story. My dad was a paramedic and after he retired from the Chicago Fire Department he worked as an emergency medic on film sets all though the 90’s. They were filming something with Bill and it was a really hot day. A young woman on set was having a really hard time with the heat. She was a light skinned black woman, that detail is relevant to the story. It got to a point where her reaction to the heat was potentially harmful and she really needed to cool off. The closest place they could find for her with air conditioning happened to be Bill Cosby’s limousine. Well, Bill caught her in there and was not cool about it. He sits down, calm and quiet and starts with, “Do you know how much money I make?” He then calmly berates her, saying he makes more money than her, or anyone in her family will ever make in their entire life. That the only reason she thought it was ok for her to do what she did was because her and her whole family was poor ghetto trash, and that’s why she didn’t know any better. That she was only here, and everything she achieved in life was because of her looks. Mind you, my dad put her in that limo to cool off due to a medical emergency. Bill went on like that, just tearing her to pieces, and wouldn’t let her say a single thing in her defense. He made her cry. He didn’t like that either, and then went off about that. Just completely taking this girl apart. I don’t know if my dad heard Bill say all this or if he was told after the fact. The way he told the story sounds like he actually heard Bill say all this. As a result he would never watch anything that had Bill Cosby in it. He had a ton of stories like that.

4:31-5:02 is the most suspenseful “will he drink the kombucha?” moment I’ve ever experienced

Watching Neal in this video is like in a movie where a person's drink has been poisoned and they keep almost drinking it but then not taking the sip at the last minute.

“In my experience with humanity” has to be the greatest quote of all time

When I was younger I worked in the parking lot for Sixers games and Cosby and his son would frequently show up. We were told to just let him in, no charge. He was extremely condescending to us, but I always assumed it was because we were the lowly kids working the lot. Dr. J on the other hand was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He’d actually engage with us.

Neal Brennan looks like Eric Clapton if he was still on heroin.

You know a Chappelle quote is real when it starts with “Word?”

Neal really having an eternal struggle on whether he wants to drink that cough syrup

Watching Brennan *almost* sip from that bottle was beginning to drive me a little bit insane.

"The hot nanny always ends up being a problem...Dont hire a hot nanny..." Arnold: *sigh*

Dude looks like one of the POW's chuck norris recued in missing in action.

My moms friend dated him a few times and she said he was a creep. I couldn’t believe it. Years later it’s official, he’s a creep.

I have a “why would Bill Cosby do that” story. I worked at a dinner theater where he was performing and before his show he saw me and walked behind the bar and asked me what I wanted to drink I told him a Diet Coke and he said you’ll have a gin and tonic and proceeded to make me one. I did not drink it. He was so creepy its hard to describe. All I can say is he seemed like somehow evil had him transformed the exact opposite of that character that he always played. I was freaked out the way he looked at me it was a very “dark look”. Not sexual, it went beyond that like he was dead inside and determined to do and get whatever he wanted. He didn’t give a shit. I was a bug on the sidewalk.

3:54 "Word?...she was the most qualified?" I can totally hear Dave saying that. lol.

She lied to you Neal, she never got sick...

Whenever I see joe say it’s “entirely possible” I hear 10 other joes saying it with him in unison.

My mom told me she met Cosby at a hotel, and he asked her to play tennis. She said no because she didn't have a raquet. I couldn't believe it! I told her she should have bought one... After everything came out, I told her I was really happy she didn't play tennis with him.

A girl who starts her story with "this one time I was on the street,crying.." red flag,dude,red flag

Neal Brennan: I wouldn't even hire a hot assistant. Neal Brennan's Assistant: Well gee, thanks for saying you think I'm a dog.

Neal: "So I dated a girl...." Everyone: "Bullshit"

I’ve never before heard someone say “And” 700 times during a 5-minute story.

I think Cosby's wife was in on it too. The level of smugness she displayed when this came out should set off alarm bells for all thinking women. She acted like she was his Handler.

Looks like he’s attempting to drink a bottle of some kinda steak sauce.

Yeah, the story he tells about how Cosby spoke to him makes sense. My dad was a background singer and voice actor and my aunt was a background singer and acted in a number of movies, probably the most famous being newsies, and they were both Hollywood mainstays for about 7 years, they both met Cosby on separate occasions and both said he was the rudest, most blatantly racist person they ever met in Hollywood.

The scariest stories to me are of Bill Cosby and Ellen Degeneres who play family fun on tv but are cold irl

My mother interviewed him in the 70's for our local paper. He acted like a jerk to her and she left the interview crying.

Thought he was drinking codeine for a second 😂

I almost spit out my drink when he said the ultimate musical. 🤣🤣

I knew someone who went to a dinner party at Cosby's home. He said Cosby had a split level table that elevated him above the guests.

“You’re such a good dad.” Lmao

>"she's the most qualified" >produced ghostbusters Bruh, pick 1

Joe ”entirely possible” Rogan

Joe & Neil both agreeing while giving each other the look & saying "never hire a hot nanny" was _hilarious_

Thought this dude was sippin lean right out the bottle

3:33 - Neal: "I hired an assistant for the sexy -- for the second season of Chappelle Show."

Worked one of his concerts back in the day and dealing with him shattered every illusion I had of him from my youth. Total d bag.

Neal is still gun-shy about what he's drinking. The last time he drank in front of someone he woke up with a rubber hanging out of his barndoor and Cosby asking him if he wanted breakfast.

"She went on to make Ghostbusters, so yeah, she was qualified!" Neal... uhhh... not sure if you... never mind.

Neal "I dont know if I've told you this story" Brennan

Legend has it that he is still very close to taking a drink

I am still shocked to this day that there are women out there who think it's okay and normal for older men to befriend them. A neighbor of mine used to talk to me and yell at his wife if she interrupted our neighborly chat. I was so disgusted that I would avoid talking with him and told my daughter to avoid him. Her gut instincts didn't flare up when he told her what to wear??

Neal Brennan is a funny dude. He helped make the Chappelle show what it was.

That’s the all time LEAST creepy story about Bill Cosby. Bad title for this video.

The only thing worse than hearing a girl say "like" several times in every sentence is when a dude does it.

3:20 🤣 Joe’s reaction!!!

It's amazing how right someone can be and people still don't listen no matter what and how long it goes on.

Neal "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Brennan

I was on the edge of my seat that whole video waiting for him to finally take a drink from that bottle of juice.

"I think it is possible but I do think is not very likely, in my experience with humanity" lol....that statement was so funny and endearing, and Joe´s right away response too ♥

Neal “I can’t tell a story to save my life” Brennan

I can hear Chapelle saying ”Word~~”

3:34 "I hired an assistant for the sexy" slip up 😂

4:33 Me: "Come on... Come on... JUST TAKE A F***ING SIP!!" 5:01 Me: "OH COME ON MAN!!"

He is talking about Jessie Henderson for those who are wondering :)

'Don't hire a hot nanny' Joe - "I would agree with that." 🤣🤣

Bro was scarred to take that drink

"He was gonna take her to the ultimate musical." - Neal Brennan 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

“She was the most qualified. She went on to produce ghostbusters” what a oxymoron

Why's he drinking A1 Steak Sauce?

3:30 "i hired a assistant for the sex...second season of Chappelle show." I caught that.

When a guy that looks like this says you’re creepy.. you’re creepy.

Is he drinking Robitussin?

of course his wife knew all about it. she couldn't have not known.

Neil looks like a hero to his friend for being honest. It subconsciously saved that woman he warned her about

Lie from the start as he began with "He dated a girl..."

When I first saw this guy talking to Joe, all I could think about was: "If you wanna hang out/you better take her out/cocaine"

Neal is one of the most real comedy writers of the past 20 years. The dude consistently writes gold

Bill Cosby's being released two years into his sentence, in Pennsylvania.

I was aware of Neal Brennan through chappelle but I had never heard him speak until now. Now I have a much better understanding of why chappelle's show was so good

Neal "Sippin' imitation vanilla" Brennan

You dated a hot chick?? Lmao.

Just watched Crosby doing a victory salute and eating pizza after his prison escape. He could at least crawl back under a stone.

"...I was on the street crying, Mr. Cosby walked up, asked why I was crying and handed me a glass of something and said 'here, drink this. It'll make you feel MUCH better.' LMAO

Got to love those second hand stories.

The amount of times this guy awkwardly pauses and says, "uhhhhhh" drives me nuts.

His whole life people always ask Neal, “How’s your health? You don’t look so good.”

3:56 😂😂😂😂 i Can literally picture Dave going “Word”

I think we've found the world's worst storyteller

He's like the friend we all have just making shit up lol

My parents met Cosby at a medical benefit dinner thing and he went after their young black doctor friend. He came and sat next to her at their table. They were shocked at how crass he was. My mom wanted to slap him. The girl escaped physically unharmed, btw, but after she rejected him he whispered something in her ear that made her cry and she refused to say what it was.

The second he said “I dated a girl” I knew it was cap

Neal really says a lot without really saying a lot

3:33 Neal "i hired an assistant for the sex" Brennan

It's fitting to have "creepy" in a title for a video featuring Neal

“Don’t hire a hot assistant!” “You’re right. Jamie you’re fired”

Funny how similar Neal and Chappelle's mannerisms are.

Neal Brennan looks like a Dutch guy that’s in denial about being Dutch

Joe was thinking about his hot nanny when Neal mentioned it 😂

This dude could make any story creepy lol

"I hired an assistant for the sexy s- for the second season of the chapelle show, right?" Yeah we heard that freudian slip

Neal "Have I ever told you this story?" Brennan

"You're such a good dad." 🤣🤣🤣

3:25 "I wouldn't hire a hot assistant!" Letterman has left the chat.