Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes

Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.

JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees

"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)

It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol

Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US. Joe: must be like 30% of the US

The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.

"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe

Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂

This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen

Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...

"eating a jaguar" too bad there are zero jaguars in Africa. Maybe he meant leopard.

I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about

The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony

We need Jamie as a guest

i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen

this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever

The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone

Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you

I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals

All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.

Joe: It's Bigger Her: it's 29 times smaller Joe: the WIDTH HER:🙄

2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.

Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan

Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."

Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂

Joe: you seen those American terror birds? Australians: you have casuaries too?

My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO

"Look at the hog on him phew"

Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan

I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.

Random guy: drops his pants Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing

Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan

I could swear I've seen this title before

Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!

New Zealand was the country that had the biggest birds in the world. The Moa were the biggest flightless birds to ever exist and they were bigger then the Elephant Birds talked about in this video. They died out around 1450 y due to humans (Maori colonisers of NZ ate them all) Also the biggest Eagle to ever exist was alive alongside the Moas and used to prey on the Moa. The "Haast Eagle" was so massive it could take down an adult Moa and Maori tales handed down through generations even say they hunted humans. They went extinct when the Moa did as their food source was completely gone. There were unverified reports of them existing even up until around the 1700s.

"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant" "Jamie look it up."

Nobody: Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier

Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best

I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators

Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback

Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..

THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol poor Jamie in his sleep probably still hears joe Rogan “to the left Jamie,yes” “no no to the right Jamie” lolol

"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏

Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo

I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️

Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat

It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.

Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?” Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”

29x smaller than the US. Joe and Usman: thats about 30%

I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.

"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020

when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming

The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.

Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.

Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.

My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.

Joes obsession of chimps turns into my obsession of chimps just like that

Joe: "subject" "Do you know about that?" "subject" "Can you pull it up?" every JRE I swear to God lol.

The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣

I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year

3:28 "They have scat samples" imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶

i gotta wake up early tomorrow but im on a joe rogan "animal" marathon fucccc

@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though

5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"

When I was 17 I went to Anchorage Alaska. And they have a museum there with a short face bear on display… this thing was so unbelievably massive, my head went a little higher then it’s knee. And I’m 5’1… in the museum it said they died off because during the ice age many animals couldn’t survive the harsh cold. Snow covered most of the ground so it made finding food hard for herbivores. Which caused a massive death in herbivores which made it hard for large carnivores to find enough food for their massive bodies. That’s why bears and lions got smaller, even wolves shrank to some degree. However with wolves they didn’t have such a hard time because they have the pack to support them. Other predators had to adapt in other ways

Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly

If ur reading this, you’re a dope person. Keep it up ❤️👊🏿💯

This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.

"Jamie pull up that video of a bear fighting a bondo ape."

6ft chimp, 11ft bears, ufo, aliens

Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan

No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.

5:09 I thought he said "Shoot Bill Burr, he lives there" he lives there 😳

8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.

Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan

Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan

Would love to see Karl Pilkington on here, especially talking about chimps.

That's those apes Amy called "ugly gorillas" in the movie Congo 😂😂🦍

Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan

The way joe talks about those animals is like that one kid that would make shit up to scare you during recess lol

Small faced bear beats camel spider everytime 😆

Jamie must have "Chimps" on Google speed dial.

4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”

That egg is from the ancient Ooh-Ahh bird. The one foot bird that lays a two foot egg. You bet ooh ahh.

Congo being as "wide" as USA had me dying.

Jo is so professional at introducing ppl to “conspiracy” theories

Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan

That Short Faced Bear recreation is at the La Brea Tar Pits museum in LA, I believe.

“Look at the hog on him” -Joe Rogan

Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan

A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely

My Rottweilers skull is shaped like a gorilla too 😂

When the picture of the bird popped up, I straight up jumped a little

the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.

When he said shoe bill bird I heard “Shoot Bill Buhr”

Does anyone else get that tingely feeling when someone mentions a creepy crawly the size of a large object? I get the feeling that something is crawling on my leg or back with me desperately trying to wack away the images that pop in my head. I live in Canada and the only "large" insect I encountered is the Pine Beetle, black beetle or grey with long antennas. The tiny bastard that packs a bite, imagine someone pinching you as hard they can, maybe even twist the pinch. Lol

I'd love to see Joe's reaction to the sound a shoebill makes. Apparently they're pretty friendly though.

Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan. It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.