Haha "stay out of it c*nt!.... The most aussie thing you'll ever here. Love it.

It’s so cool seeing Rogan first hearing of Forrest Galante

"fuckin' stay out of it... Caaant" Is about as Aussie as it gets

Australia is secretly one of the chillest countries in the world, we just tell other countries it’s crazy here so that it doesn’t get too crowded

For anyone who isn't Australian, when he uses the c word, it's a term of endearment not an insult. Straya

here in the UK we have seagulls, Dont underestimate the Seagull, one stole someones dog the other day.

I'm Australian and I used to be a snake catcher and I can say I'd rather deal with any Aussie animal than an American Bear...except a Crocodile. Crocodiles are mean and emotionless.

I'm Australian, I visited America in the early 2000's and had a trail encounter with a bear, had been ignorant about seasonal dangers & almost got chewed on. Safe to say that Yogi is a lot more intense in person :|

“Barely poisonous” Is only something an Australian would say.

“Crocodiles don’t climb trees” What about crocodiles on DMT?

Funny hearing joe read the article about Forest Gallante and he doesn’t know who he is. He was like who is this Dr. Frankenstein haha because Forest does work to both rediscover animals thought to be extinct and he does work to try to bring back animals that are already extinct. But now Forest has been on Joes show several times and they’re now friends. Maybe reading this article on this episode is what introduced him to Forest and gave him the idea of having him as a guest. Now Forest is one of my favorite recurring guest on joes show. He always has the best crazy wild stories from these remote jungles and isolated locations where he has been working.

2:39 such an Aussie response

OI, crocodiles don't fookn climb trees. LMAO

Here in Iceland, we have stupid sheep, shy birds, tiny spiders and docile wasps. That's it. I'm staying here...

That bear wouldn’t catch me. He’d be slipping back down the tree on my shit 😂🇦🇺

My father in-law used to be an abalone diver in Tasmania. He has seen an unidentified animal near a beach he believes was a Tasmanian Tiger. My wife just said it was around 1986 on the west coast around a place called Port Davey.

‘Not very poisonous’ Ah okay, that cool. ‘They might kill a kid or a dog’ Ummm....

I live in Australia and I would rather take on a brown snake, which is one of the deadliest in the world, rather than take on a pissed off mama grizzly, or a mountain lion, or even a moose who is having a bad day, theirs a thing called antivenom there's no putting your head back on once that 10 foot bear whacks the fucker off, lol. 🤣

The way most wild animals can just appear without us hearing them is amazing to me. I've seen Whitetail walking, but never heard them until they were RIGHT under my stand! Crazy!

My uncle used to guide in Alaska and he had a grizzly come into his camp. He said they had a horse tied up on a long line and it was pawing the ground trying to intimidate the bear, the bear got annoyed and he said it charged the horse and covered 40 yards in the blink of an eye. He said there is absolutely no way he could have gotten a gun or pepper spray off his hip in time. He said if he would have blinked he would have missed it covering that distance.

Australia has the laser guided great white missle shark.

"Crocodiles don't climb trees" Yeah, but neither do I, soooo.......

My brother told me how the funnel webs sit at the bottom of his pool. They trap air underneath their bodies. So good idea not to pick em up.

Love him barely getting Forrest G's name right in this, and now he is 2 podcasts deep with him! Great timestamp

I'm Australian and this blokes accent is so damn strong...

it's not the crocs you have to worry about, it's the drop-bears. vicious little buggers.

Southern Colorado is a beautiful area of the US and is a gem spot for hunting. Mule deer, elk, pronghorn, turkeys, and brown bear just to name a few!

Live in Alaska, I've always heard difference between a black bear, brown bear, and polar bear. The black bear will climb up the tree after you. The brown bear will just knock the tree down, and the polar bear will just stand up.

Crocs don't climb trees, but they will wait for you to come down.

“Might kill a kid or a dog” Very calmly lmao

The issue with a large bear climbing trees is not just an issue of the bears ability to climb, it's also an issue of the trees ability to support the bears weight. The trunk of a huge tree can easily support the weight of a large bear but that doesn't mean all the branches on the tree can.

As an Aussie I’ve always thought “yeah we have like small things that have poisonous bites but so does the US. PLUS they have huge animals. We don’t really have that many big animals”

Imagine steve Irwin on Joe's podcast

"Fukin stay out of it Jamie" lol

That's interesting to see an Aussies' pov on our animals, I grew up thinking it was known around the world that Australia had some gnarly creatures. Now that I think about it, I guess we do got our fair share of deadly animals...

6:07 Wow this is the moment Joe found out about Forest Galante. Next thing you know Forest is on the show and has done 2 episodes with Joe. I highly suggest watching the 2 episodes with Forest. They are incredibly fascinating and entertaining.

There are no poisonous spiders or snakes in Australia, there are plenty of venomous ones though.

Don't forget, the US has a ManBearPig epidemic. I'm super serial!

Turns out...Forrest Galante is one of the best guests Joe ever had.

Australias got spiders you can squash them, americas got bears, you can’t even run away from them.

I live in Tasmania. I’ve talked to numerous people here who believe in the possibility that Tasmanian Tigers may still exist somewhere in our vast wilderness areas around the state.

"Not poisonous, the red belly black snake" ahhh, mate, it's still the 10th most dangerous snake in Australia haha

Bears are insanely quiet. I had a black bear sneak up on me within 30 feet in the bushes while I was fishing. Looked up and he was just standing there staring at me. Scared the shit out of me 😂

He's right about the snakes. I run a gardening business here in Australia and last season only saw two small brown snakes. They're pretty aggressive but these ones took off as soon as we got close. Spiders, on the other hand, we encounter loads, redbacks, huntsman but particularly funnelwebs. they will fuck you up but there have been no deaths here from their bite for 40 years since antivenom was introduced. Interestingly, the Australian Reptile Park asks the public to catch them and send them for milking. The males are very agressive, especially during mating season when they're looking for females in dark warm places like your boots that you've left out on the porch after work. the fangs of a big one can peirce a toenail.

Definitely Australia, I for one couldn’t bear living upside down.

When Adam said he only saw two snakes on his hunt and one was a red belly black it clicked for me. He's playing in Victoria or New South Wales on easy mode. I saw 2 King Browns and 1 snake too small to identify from my car on the drive home tonight (Northern Territory).

Dude looked at Jamie like he wanted to kill him for that spider comment lmaooo

Crocs don't climb trees but...they only need to eat once a year so if you climb a tree to get away from one, they can wait for you to fall back out.

Joe "bears have soft pads for sneaking around" Rogan

2:40 400% straya right there

I was hiking the Bibbulmun track in WA a couple years ago. On one stretch between Walpole and Denmark I saw 9 snakes in a 4/5 hr period. I'm guessing for every 1 I saw I missed 3 or 4. The one that put the shits up me was a 3mtr long Black Tiger snake... HUGE! We almost bumped into one another, froze, stared each other down for a second before we both bailed.

Comparing the relative scariness of bears and snakes, I can't help but think of the movie "The Revenant" and I'm certain bears win because that scene would not have been nearly as dramatic if the attacking animal was a reptilian poke rope.

I'm Australian, and ** two snakes **???!?!?? He's pulling your leg Joe. Snakes are bloody everywhere.

6:07 Joe’s introduction to Forrest Galante. Legendary moment.

Put it this way, we dont need Bear spray or a gun to go on a hike. Literally all you need to do is make sure you dont step on a danger noodle.

"A highly venomous one..." "FUCK YEAH, bring that back!"

he saw 2 snakes all season in Australia? I see more snakes in my backyard. Don't know where he's hunting.

Love how he said how quiet the bears are. Im south african. Once on a game walk none of us realised but 7 lionesses were stalking the wildebeest we were observing in the knee high grass 5m next to us. We only realised once one started the chase only another 7m to 10 m ahead of us. They flat out ignored us. Was exhilarating and shit your pants scary at the same time. Glad i experienced it without being food.

I love how joe called forest a Frankenstein and ended up being good buddies with him lol.

I was once looking for lost cattle on horseback and came across a huge dead cow. When I got close, a huge grizzley raised up on it's hind feet with maggots and gore falling off his head. My horse bolted and I was grateful. 😲 Whew!

I feel like Australia is where the devil puts his pets

“Forrest Ga-lan-tay?” Joes instantly deciding that he wants to meet this guy

Hearing sergio aguero speak English in an Australian accent is pretty funny😅😂

Used to follow this gore page on Instagram before it got closed down. There was footage of a hunter who survived a bear attack in North America. His entire face was torn off. Literally. One of his eyes hanging out, the other still in its socket but the whole face was torn off. You could see the inside of his throat move from his breathing. For real bears are insane. After seeing that I never looked at anything gore related like that again. Was too much. Oh yeah and he survived! If I find the name of the guy online I’ll leave an article in an edit ✍️ *Edit: his name is Wes Jenkins. Be careful when opening the articles related to his story because they have pictures of his face without disclaimers beforehand and it’s disturbing.

SHARK: A word invented by an Australian who couldn't decide between shit and fark!

“Red belly Black snake - not going to harm you - friendly” rightio mate

I have nightmares about waking up in Australia 😆

"I see you've played knifey spooney before..."

For a moment there I was wondering why Joe is pretending not to know Forrest Galante... Then realise this is an older post

Hilarious see Joe talking about Forrest Galante at 6:15, in hindsight knowing hes been on the pod a few times since then and are friends haha

It’s interesting that someone who portrays themself as an outdoors/wildlife expert is referring to VENOMOUS snakes as “poisonous.”

Im Aussie and this guys accent would be considered strong here.

Conversations like this make me glad I live in England

In my backyard, we had both red back spiders near the basketball hoop/bbq, and funnel webs in the bushes.. 2 of the most venomous spiders..

I worked on farms and farmland in NSW and Queensland for 6 months and lost count of the number of Brown Snakes I saw. Apparently they're the 2nd most venomous land snake in the world but they were pretty cool and just slithered off when they realised we were in the vicinity. Also had to stop the car once as a 2 metre lizard was crossing the road. Of all the poisonous things out there, the only things that bit me were a possum I was feeding in a tree at night, a dog and green ants when I was harvesting mangoes. Did see some huge f### off spiders too! 'Oh it's only a huntsmen (nearly as big as my hand) it won't hurt you!" No but nearly gave me a heart attack as I woke one morning to see one 2 feet above my head on a curtain! Australia has the top 10 most venomous land snakes in the world and the whole massive island is surrounded by the worlds most deadliest snake (various species of sea snake) which is 10 times more deadly than the deadliest land snake ( the Inland Taipan, which in one bite injects enough venom to kill over 100 adult humans). If the snakes and spiders don't get ya watch out for Stonefish, Blue Ringed Octopus, Box Jellyfish, giant inch long ants, massive centrepeds, sharks, crocodiles and even the male Duckbill Platypus is poisonous!

Scariest animal is a ex wife finding you’ve got a new girlfriend. Even the crocodile started running ,

I'm an Aussie and have no idea who Adam Greenwood is.

Joe : “Jaime show the video of the bear climbing and swinging from tree to tree hunting chimps “ .

Reminds me of the old joke. If you're being chased by a bear but you don't know what kind of bear it is, just climb a tree. If the bear comes up after you, it's a black bear, if the bear knocks down the tree to get you, it's a grizzly, if it pulls the tree out of the ground to knock it down, it's a Kodiak.

2019, Joe afraid to go to Australia because of snakes and spiders. 2020, Joe contemplating moving to Texas which has Coral Snakes, Rattle Snakes, Copperheads, Cottonmouths, Brown Recluse, Black Widow, Tarantulas, Jumping Spiders and 7 types of scorpions.

_"A barely poisonous snake..."_ OK. Well my girlfriend is just a little bit pregnant...

One time I was fly fishing in Yellowstone Natl Park and I was barefoot. My bait came off my line and floated downstream a little ways. It was my only one so I waded across the river (the Madison river i think) and i started walking down the shoreline. I stepped into some grass and a big black snake started slithering away out from under my foot. I think it was a rubber boa which are harmless as far as I know but it sure scared me at the time 😂

In America you could go from being attacked by a 15 foot alligator to a 400 pound Bear to a mountain lion and if u escape that u gotta avoid atleast 5 different type of rattle snakes along with other animals

When a tiny lynx escaped from a Zoo here in the UK, schools were shut and a curfew was put in place 😂 😂

Box jelly fish son. That thing gets you it's a wrap.

Little did we know Forrest Galante would become a regular guest on Joe’s podcast

Forrest Galante first mention "who is this Frankenstein dude?" 🤣

America: we have the scariest animals Australia: No we do Africa: muhaa

i was fishing in a boat in a lake Washington state, trolling about 100 feet from the shore, and my dad pointed out a mother black bear with her two cubs. They were a few hundred feet from the water and up a steep hill. She spotted us and then she disappeared. We could see her cubs but not her. ....then she came out if some brush near the shore, tearing down the hill. She started swimming towards us, which was just mesmerizing to see. We werent in danger. She wanted to make a point and she didnt swim out more than twenty feet or so....but goddamn was she pissed! It was a very vivid warning to me as a kid: don't underestimate what a mother bear (or any wild animal) will do to protect her cubs!

LOL Just about every Australia that Joe has a podcast with, he brings up the Thylacine

Black bears claws hook, so they can climb easily as adults. Grizzly/Brown bears claws are hooked when young, so they can climb for protection. Adult Grizzlies claws grow long and straighter. Great for fighting and tearing up everything, but not for climbing. They WILL climb a tree with big enough branches to support them, though.

The stinging nettles in Britain can be quite irritating. That is literally all we have. God loves a Brit

Don’t worry about the snakes or crocs, it’s a 300lb Kiwi of his guts on speed you want watch out for.

He mentions Forrest then has him on his show multiple times

"Fucken Oi, oi" most aussie thing ever

My next KZfaq search: bear climbs tree

Where I'm living in FNQ australia, ive seen over 19 brown snakes and 6 inland taipans within the past month.

The US Everglades are actually terrifying . Alligators, Crocs, Jaguars, Pumas, just about every species of big shark, etc.

2:39 Donny you're out of your element!

6:07 Joe reads the name Forrest Gallante and has no clue who he is and in less than a month after he had the guy on the show