what to do when attacked by a bear: send location to khabib

a grizzly with an elk in its mouth?? Joe is all in, fully invested. hes probably calculating who would win in battle: a grizzly with an elk in its mouth, or a silverback gorilla on DMT

“ They’ll eat someone while they are still alive, and thats a problem “

If a bear tried to attack me , I’d call it a racist and the bear would have back down and tell me it has black human friends and that it couldn’t be a racist

I remember one time my girlfriend and I were hiking and a grizzly bear came out of nowhere. and boy was she pissed. I was so thankful that I brought my 44 magnum with me. one shot to the kneecap is all it took. my girlfriend dropped like a sack of potatoes and the bear got her. I was able to escape unscathed. I didn't even have to run. I just jogged back to my car. I don't think I even broke a sweat.

If you are attacked by a Grizzly go after her cub and put her baby in a choke hold, and then try to negotiate for your release that is about as good a plan as any other.

if a grizzly was charging me, i simply would tell it no, and wouldn’t let it attack. but idk, i guess i’m just built different.

“It just goes shagun, shagun” 😂wtf is that noise

"...they'll start eating you while you're still alive and that's a problem." ......Greatest quote ever

this is why i carry a rocket launcher every time i go for a hike in the woods.

Joe sounded so jealous of the bear having an elk in it’s mouth

Bear about to attack: "ROOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Tony: "Hold on I'm talking brother."

The best way to deal with a grizzly is to stay away from where grizzlies live.

Bill burr already explained what to do vs a wild animal ...." Slowly move back as you push your friend forward "

My dad once told me a story about two campers mauled by a bear. They were found dead with the bear laying dead next to them. Their .44 magnums had been emptied on the bear but it wasn't enough to kill the bear before it mauled them to death.

this is why every time i go hiking i have a airstike on call

Bears in Skyrim are more dangerous than dragons lmao

When a grizzly attacks you then you pause the game and select "restart" from the menu. Simple.

Someone once said “ if a grizzly attacks me I’m running because I may as well do something with the last 30 seconds of my life “

The way he mimicked the Grizzly sound was perfect.

Throw jabs & Inside leg kicks, maintain the Distance

This is one of the most Joe Rogany clip titles ever.

"the glock didnt fire" meaning, you didnt have a round in the chamber, and in a panicked state didnt think to rack it.

I'm from and live in Alaska and I know exactly where Joe is talking about when his friend got charged and it is on Kodiak island. Tourist or people that do not know call those bears there grizzlies... But they are not grizzlies, those are Kodiak bears and they are the largest and most powerfull "brown bear" on the planet and the only place they live and can only be seen is on Kodiak Island, Alaska. Their front paws can get as wide as a mans chest with 4 inch claws. A grizzly is a brown bear with a Kodiak being a sub species. They have been isolated to Kodiak Island for about 10 to 12,000 years or so. I believe the largest Kodiak bear ever recorded there stood 12.5 feet tall and weighed 1,600 lbs. They are magnificent, majestic and terrifying to see.

Joe Rogan: Do bears do DMT Jamie look that up

Easy, you spin sidekick it into another dimension.

0:43-1:07 Those grunts from Joe aren’t from being impressed by the bear, it’s just him using all his energy to not to interrupt the story by asking if he’s ever had elk before.

This is my fifth 'Joe Rogan bear story' in a row. I could watch him talk about bears all day

What to do if you're attacked by a Grizzly Bear: Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

You ask the bear if it’s ever done DMT

If a Grizzly is in a defensive attack(almost always), you can expect that resisting might make it more aggressive(protect yourself with a thick backpack). Bears learn from experimentation just like we do. We are lucky that they think we do not fear them. Love Your Channel!

Joe's ability to remember stories and facts is fantastic

You show those bears a picture of Khabib and they'll consider you family

UFC 300: Joe Rogan VS Grizzly

Hunter: *shoots bear Bear: hold on I'm talkin brother

Why is his bear impersonation so good...

As one comedian said on what do you do if attacked by a bear... play dead. Because it gets you used to how you'll be in a second I believe it may have been Jimmy Carr

What if the Bear is Chemically Castrated

Bears are an insane specimen of nature, I always thought they were like the most badass, alpha predator around. Then one evening I watched a documentary on Russia. They got to explain about the fauna and such and they were showing off their brown bears and we're comparing them to the US population. Then they showed what was left of a bear, a very large bear; first thing I asked myself was how large and alpha was the bear that did this, and I questioned if they were a cannibal species - turns out it was a Siberian tiger that hunted, killed and consumed that bear. Felines are on a different level with their stealth and athleticism.

Me living 1000 miles away on all sides from a bear. KZfaq: wanna see this? Me: why not. Ya never know 🤞

Grizzly bear - Tony Ferguson - “I’ll ankle pick you”

00:41 That was such a good bear noise tbh

Watching this in preparation for my backpacking trip through Wyoming and Colorado. Pray for me fellas

"my buddy chad" a real chad moment

I swear Joe wants to fight a Grizzly in the wild haha.

I'll miss this studio set!😪

I have had two Grizz encounters. 2001, Northport, Wa. My gf and I were north of the Columbia River/Lake Roosevelt, elk hunting about a mile south of the canadian border. We took a break in a long, narrow meadow, leaned rifles against a tree. She was looking around and said "Oh look, a horse." I looked where she was pointing, saw a grizz ambling down through the aspens. Looked closer at the bear as I picked up my rifle, saw he was walking down a trail, a trail which meandered through the meadow, right past our tree; the same trail we came up into the meadow on. Told her "It's a grizz," while I tossed her her rifle. Never forget, she said "Well this fucking sucks!" The bear came out of the trees walked right down the meadow towards us, completely unaware as he was upwind and about 70 yards at that point. I told her to get a rest on the tree with her 7mm Rem Mag, wait til I fired, then keep shooting til the grizz stopped moving. I stepped out from the tree into plain sight, my 7mm Rem Mag ready, yelled at the bear once. I told her if he didn't stop there, we were going to shoot. The grizz stood up on his hind legs, could hear him sniffing. I yelled again, he turned and busted brush through the trees back the way he came to the north. I paced off where he stopped and stood up, about 29 yards. Thankfully, I didn't have to fire a warning shot, or shoot the bear. No harm no foul. Second time was Alaska, 2015, with my then 3 year old son. We were visiting family in Fairbanks, drove borth of town and went for a hike. Had a Glock 20 10mm on me, and a Mossberg 590 12 gauge with slugs. My son was running ahead of me about ten feet towards a creek, when I heard a crashing in the brush. Thought it was a moose, so I grabbed my son and pulled him backwards. A grizz popped out of the brush, jumped the trail about 50 feet away, from our left to right, and was gone as soon as we saw him or her, cashing away through the willows. We went our happy asses back to my uncle's truck, and i was sweating like a knight in a convent until we cleared that brush. Black bears, 3 encounters, only once needed to spray one with bear spray. My advice as a lifelong hunter? Practice getting your weapons into action, fast and accurately. Whether it be bear spray, a handgun, or a long gun, if you can't get it into action fast, you will be either lucky or a statistic. The only people who stand there like a deer in the headlights when a bear takes them by surprise, is the people who have never prepared. Be prepared, have a plan, practice your plan if you are going to be in bear country.

Story: "The gun didn't fire" Reality: *doesn't chamber the round before shooting*

Joe “If a bear tries to attack me I’ll offer it some DMT” Rogan

I come back to this video every few months just to listen to his mimicked bear sound

The way joe described that grizzly bear attack was epic asf 😂😂😂

"Glock didnt fire". I doubt that, probably didn't have one in the chamber.

Joe talking about grizzly attacks the same way Dr Grant talks about velociraptors

Hahaha I love the way the conversation spiraled at the end

I needed this, im off to Alaska tomorrow

No worries.. if the bear kills you just respawn and get better gear then come back and kill it

It’s crazy how much easier it is to kill a lion than a grizzly. Could you imagine actually saying to yourself “If only it was a hungry lion that was running at me”

I tuned out reading comments at 3:00 and tuned back in at 4:38 and was like “what did I miss” 😂

Always wear pepperspray and have small bells on you to alert the bears. If you see beardropping go the other way , its easy to identify beardropping, it smells pepper and have small bells in it 😊

bryan's pronunciation of chimpanzee had me rolling

Poke a finger into the Grizzly's eye. They hate that.

This is the most male and least female (in human terms) conversation of all time

This dude adds the ultimate sound effects to his stories🤣

But what if Cain Velasquez shoots a power double on the grizzly

Joe “I wanna be able to shoot rockets out of my hands” Rogan

Nature is so amazing. It’s crazy these beautiful animals are still alive while we are living.

The "eeeghhnn eunn eeeghn" The random noises they made in this. Joe saw that grizzly post and went aaaaa lmao

I just came for the comments and I was not disappointed.

I don't know why I love it so much whenever Joe rogan talks about animal attacks but I just do❤

Just so everyone knows, Brian has a buddy who’s a guide in Alaska.

Everything Joe said after 4:34...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pure comedic gold...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What do you do when a grizzly attacks? Get in your time machine and go back before you effed with a grizzly bear.

if I'm attacked by a grizzly i will most likely cry

Love his sound effects

I love the “sure” and casual shrug after the 800 lbs. comment 😂😂

Honestly one of my biggest fears. Will never go to yellow stone for that reason no matter how beautiful it is.

Steps to do when you see a grizzly running at you. 1. Roll in to a ball 2. Start to cry 3. Hopefully the bear see’s you as pathetic and not worth their time.

That was a top notch bear noise 0:40 🤣🤣

0:40 that’s the best Grizzly impression i’ve ever heard!

“Let’s say if you put a llama in a backpack” one of the best starts to a Joe Rogan clip ever

Joe “ put a lama in an back pack” rogan Stuff the lama in there

Don't look at it. Don't look away. Slowly backup as you push your friend forward.

Famous last words: What cute bear cubs. I wonder where its mommy is.

*DONT* run from them uphill...... They are quadrapeds and will get you, sounds bad but go downhill, they fall easier.

I’d crap my pants and throw up at the same time then die from a massive heart attack. That bear would probably just laugh and walk away at that point. 🤦🏻‍♂️

“See if you put a llama in a backpack” Christ the amount of Joe Rogan in that opening line almost made me shut down

An ad of timtam on joe rogan on a video for joe rogan. My life is complete

I'd drop my pants and let the heliCOCKter roll and push it away with the breeze.

One step closer to Joe Rogan commentating Grizzly bear Vs Great ape.

Man Bears are ferocious

thumbnail should a been iron man joe at 4:39 LoL

You try and reason with the Grizzly Bear. You say: “If you can answer my riddle, you can kill me and eat me for lunch” And then you just ask the bear a difficult riddle that a bear wouldn’t know the answer to.

That bear impression was impressive 😂

Imagine jump scaring Joe at Halloween dressed as a grizzly.

Interesting convo.

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I'm impressed it's been a while since Joe has talked about bears

No one: Bryan Callen: grunting mouth noises

This appear in my recomendation after watching the bear attack scene in the revenant

The ending was the best part