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8 жыл бұрынTheo Von, Comedian who special "No Offense" is available on Netflix, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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Recorded live on 05/25/2016. #TheoVon #JoeyDiaz
@Dustyholes 10 ай бұрын
*7 years later* and the rewatch value on this podcast is through the roof
@jcal2655 10 ай бұрын
Same here brother
@ajk1312 10 ай бұрын
Been listening to a bunch of old church episodes recently
@Prim3e 9 ай бұрын
@@ajk1312been doing the same, they are classics
@walterwhite3143 9 ай бұрын
@@Prim3esame here guys
@allowdabeef7332 9 ай бұрын
This is easily my most replayed podcast
@thestonedapegaming6632 3 жыл бұрын
"Go outside Lee get some air instead of Sitting there looking like a buddhist that's been shot"😂😂😂
@seniorsteez7545 3 жыл бұрын
holy fuck i spat out my drink !!!
@thestonedapegaming6632 3 жыл бұрын
@@seniorsteez7545 😂🤣
@workingonabetterfuture1872 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard i woke up my gf 😂😂😂
@deuceeeali 2 жыл бұрын
Yoooo 😂😂😂😂
@chrisp6365 2 жыл бұрын
Lee is perma stoned.
@onlyrealmusicgonnalast 2 ай бұрын
Podcasts like these are true art. I’m watching for the first time in 2024 and it’s incredible.
@goggzillaa 20 күн бұрын
Just sent this to my friend citing it as a firm Mount Rushmore for podcasts. Happy to see others still finding it for the first time and loving it as much as I do!
@YourMommaugly1 14 күн бұрын
My 1st time too jus crackin up at work wishing i was there😂
@GioYoLOL 14 күн бұрын
Same here. It killed me! Theos set at the improv after this is so funny too man
@100canadianmaplestirup8 3 күн бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! curch is timless i watch em all the time. and im lovin the CHECK IN
@kronz4200 2 күн бұрын
@@GioYoLOL I didn’t put the two together until you said that. 😂😂
@AJ-ct3eb 5 жыл бұрын
1:05 Theo: you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: 𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵
@KyleSmith-hs8dm 5 жыл бұрын
That sounds just like his laugh😂😂😂😂
@TinaMUFC10 4 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard 😂
@larrymcjones 4 жыл бұрын
Dude laughs like the thing movie screaming
@johngartner99 4 жыл бұрын
Question 3PM and the comparison of this is a question
@tom731 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bobsaq 5 жыл бұрын
there needs to be a dedicated "Lee cam" in the corner I want to see him over there struggling to stay conscious.
@ericcoleman288 5 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯Viva Syatt
@e.t.464 5 жыл бұрын
The Lee Cam needs to happen
@minmatenx 5 жыл бұрын
Yuuup
@theanonymous2349 5 жыл бұрын
comment this on every post this needs to happen
@e.t.464 5 жыл бұрын
Joey could say "Bring out the Lee cam" and "Ok I've had enough, put the fuckin Lee cam away"
@kukumbarglicko8082 10 ай бұрын
03:40 - Eating shrooms 9:13 - Eating a Vietnamese guy 14:50 - Finding Your Voice 18:05 - Tattooed Hamsters 21:50 - Big Girl on Acid 26:33 - Lee Too High 28:10 - Friend Talking About Asians 29:15 - Elvis Impersonator 33:28 - Pentecostal Neighbor 44:10 - Visqueen Prank 46:41 - Theo gets scared 49:25 - The First "Wigger" 51:16 - Cocaine Culture 57:25 - Subway 57:59 - Lee wheezing 59:25 - Marilyn Manson Concert with a Pedophile (Tom Ford) 1:10:04 - Buzzer Underwear 1:13:09 - The Goose Is Loose (Lee's Laugh) 1:17:38 - Getting Electricuted / Lee Too High #2 (Eminem Comment) 1:19:17 - Rest in Peace 1:22:42 - Lee Too High #3 1:26:51 Lee sounding like a Budist who got shot
@DirtyBertie 10 ай бұрын
Jesus fucking Christ
@huh3169 10 ай бұрын
Goat
@bouncin2207 9 ай бұрын
Get this higher up
@theoneandonly7665 9 ай бұрын
Thanks g
@greensquirtle2481 8 ай бұрын
Fuking legend
@zac1672 9 ай бұрын
The dynamic of Theo and Joey telling stories and Lee dying at the side is the perfect podcast
@kanejones-en5dg 2 ай бұрын
funniest podcasts out there
@mikep7. 10 ай бұрын
This is the pinnacle of casual, unscripted comedy. Grateful for these guys
@Barry_Fink 7 жыл бұрын
just listening to Lee in the background sounding like a pack of whales calling out to each other
@cdee2456 7 жыл бұрын
lmao so accurate man
@scottbormann7409 7 жыл бұрын
Lol spot on man
@twrzenski 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭
@Wcoast408 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha oh my god
@fredflamingo4610 6 жыл бұрын
that’s when you know it’s a good episode
@chemicalcabbage 6 жыл бұрын
Lee Syatt "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuheeeeee" - 2016
@alfonzo9289 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@ramondimas1252 5 жыл бұрын
Like a cop car!!
@fierystag6357 5 жыл бұрын
Mushroomed up and still giving estimates.
@IMrM3RK3RProductions 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gabebatista7690 5 жыл бұрын
28:01
@jaredmello Жыл бұрын
Theo comes out the gate with “your reading like the smartest brother in junior high “ 🤣🤣🤣
@user-mu4gv8mk6s 9 ай бұрын
Fkn hilarious, surely like a really confident 11 year old🤣
@zack9061 Жыл бұрын
no matter what’s going on i can always count on this episode
@vinnyb3155 11 ай бұрын
hell yeahhh brotha
@Jc-cm5dy 4 ай бұрын
Fr bro I always light me a blunt and watch this
@davidnagy3511 2 ай бұрын
@@Jc-cm5dyright on my man! It’s like the stoners feel good podcast
@ScottBellar Ай бұрын
I really needed to read this comment after an undercover dressed as a broke down pimp tried to get on the elevator with me again where I live... lollercopter
@jesseredmond3060 6 жыл бұрын
Theo observing Lee: “He’s got the lord running through his veins. That’s Christ reaching for him. He’s beautiful.”
@sweeterscience83 6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Redmond Theo is like if you crossed a life coach with a poet.
@uGotToBeTheDumbest 5 жыл бұрын
I wish more people got his humor.
@AckzaTV 5 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@teejay3698 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@paddysnow4799 5 жыл бұрын
@@uGotToBeTheDumbest you have to be a lunatic lol
@digitalnevada77 Жыл бұрын
Lee’s giggles sound all cute and cuddly while Joey’s laughs sound like you’re taking a bath in gravel and lava 😂
@vincentlane1175 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 Жыл бұрын
Gravel would just be lava in lava.
@5unbaby Жыл бұрын
@@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733🤓
@joef1299 11 ай бұрын
@@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 common redditor L
@LuckySGF 10 ай бұрын
We locked this big girl in a room at this party
@thearnold6454 Жыл бұрын
I'm back to watch this 6 years later. Still one of the best podcast episodes out there! Laughed my ass off the whole time.
@zc7873 Жыл бұрын
Me too dawg
@luistinajera Жыл бұрын
Same
@K.V.P14 Жыл бұрын
That's why I'm here 🙃
@loganbrown2807 Жыл бұрын
To the good times boys!
@UnseenThreat07 Жыл бұрын
Tremendous 😂
@victorsmedegaard9736 5 ай бұрын
"Reefer. Mushrooms. Edibles. Laughter. Laughter. Laugther." The Church perfectly summarized
@ditty96 8 жыл бұрын
The noises coming from Lee off camera is hilarious.
@supersquare 6 жыл бұрын
1:02:20 "In his 80's????" I cried laughing lmao
@ericcrapton8187 6 жыл бұрын
Jew noises
@stewdaniels88 5 жыл бұрын
squeals of delight
@mattoconnell9291 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericcrapton8187 28:02
@784tart 5 жыл бұрын
@@supersquare the
@marcuspruett548 2 жыл бұрын
5 years later and this is still one of the best podcasts I’ve ever listened to 😂😂
@rafaelanim8 2 жыл бұрын
I've coming here often hahaha
@juanquintero2396 Жыл бұрын
THE best in my book
@KidRoctopus93 Жыл бұрын
I watch it every few months so it stays fresh and I can still cry laughing
@irvingsalas5252 Жыл бұрын
I still revisit this all the time lmao
@Deathxcore1 Жыл бұрын
fuckin hilarious
@aj7377 Жыл бұрын
I love how towards the end of this episode, there’s a good 15-20 minutes where the camera angle never changes, even though both Theo and Joey are talking 😂 Lee is just in the corner baked to the gills like a steamed disabled muscle hapmster incapable of changing the angle.
@roymunson1 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha smashed
@clipsthatyouwatch 4 ай бұрын
who’s still watching this in 2024??
@vornamenachname27 2 ай бұрын
Arguably one of the best podcast episodes of all time!
@parksidenk5241 2 ай бұрын
First time watching this
@jaimefreitas9711 2 ай бұрын
Big richard gets me every time
@gameganggang6 2 ай бұрын
😁
@brandongarcia4219 Ай бұрын
@@jaimefreitas9711it’s the subway sandwich story for me 😂😂 I just start crying laughing
@cameron0258 3 жыл бұрын
Lee: cannot open his eyes or even comprehend thoughts Joey: Take another star Lee, balance out ya PH 😂
@sabrinahannah2370 2 жыл бұрын
Balancing pH had me on the floor 🤣
@TheKferg22 4 жыл бұрын
He hadn’t had a meal in about an hour LMAO I love how that’s a state of starvation for Joey LMAO
@carlosangulo3035 3 жыл бұрын
Good one broo lol
@carlosangulo3035 3 жыл бұрын
“He had nothing to lose” lol
@AnCapCat 2 жыл бұрын
I caught that too when he said it I was dying laughing
@izaacroger7821 2 ай бұрын
This episode will be in the podcast hall of fame
@deadmundoduran9998 10 ай бұрын
1:03:12... when Joey nonchalantly passes in front of the camera... idk why this made me laugh so much.
@migselv16896 8 ай бұрын
He even walks like a mob boss 😂
@emilyjacques2681 7 жыл бұрын
bro, i laughed harder at this than 90% of comedy movies and tv shows i've ever seen. theo von is seriously underrated
@fantomex4249 6 жыл бұрын
Super funny guy. He needs more attention for sure
@JoeMama-yd1ve 6 жыл бұрын
I just found him on JRE and I'm obsessed with him. He's great.
@jswany72 5 жыл бұрын
The real hero in this one is psilocybin haha
@JT-il1uk 5 жыл бұрын
He's funny in a podcast but as a stand up comedian it's hard to listen to
@Gillon200 5 жыл бұрын
2018 now and he is only getting better
@gregorywilkinson5731 3 жыл бұрын
"youre readin like the smartest brother in junior high" Joey: "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
@jijigigifull 2 жыл бұрын
Timeframe bro pls
@sirveza5755 2 жыл бұрын
For sure need a timestamp
@alexbarr7401 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirveza5755 It’s during the ads in the beginning
@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын
0:51
@mattybhoy6522 2 жыл бұрын
You can hear the emphesima lol
@TrickGas 2 ай бұрын
I come back to this every once in a few months. It never fails to pick up my mood.
@sno-cone6052 Жыл бұрын
41:55 You can tell Joey really cares for Lee. He said "Lee called me at 12:35 to tell me I'm walking in the door." Joey might have said to call him when he makes it home so he's knows he made it safe. Like a parent would do.
@johnnyraylopez9182 Жыл бұрын
Or just a good friend man. If you don’t got boys that do that for you get rid of em. We all need a uncle Joey. Tremendous
@shanejay-vw6mu Жыл бұрын
Pretty obvious he grows attached to people like that, he's got no family...
@DANGMOE Жыл бұрын
@@shanejay-vw6muI can get down w/ anyone that relates to that ❤️
@shanejay-vw6mu Жыл бұрын
@@DANGMOE yeah brother 🤙 he's a real friend man for sure
@stevowilliams8279 3 ай бұрын
@@shanejay-vw6mu he has a wife and daughter?
@raging100 6 жыл бұрын
”Lee how are you man talk to me” ”Im fine im.....fine” ”Dont tell me your fine dawg” ”But what...what am i supposed to...” LOL
@codygrandfield2555 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna know he was going to ask! Poor Lee.
@grumpy8133 6 жыл бұрын
How does this episode not have millions of views? This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@Mazzodude 6 жыл бұрын
That fat pudgy guy cry/laughing in the background..
@VinnyVincenzoYo 6 жыл бұрын
Mitch Mazzolini yeah man it’s unfortunate and annoying the noises that come out of lee, like Jesus Christ he just sounds like he’s huffing helium 24/7 lol
@hotheadedfilmshhf6734 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kkeithf 6 жыл бұрын
These guy all represent different ways I've felt on shrooms, theo is in space, lee is stoned solid, and joe is like man im feeling tired and worn down.
@VinnyVincenzoYo 6 жыл бұрын
Keith F it’s like all the different stages after eating that heroic dose haha
@HomeroTV95 8 ай бұрын
2023 and it’s a tradition to watch this once a year. Always love going back to church.
@STORM0985 Ай бұрын
I do the same if not more. It never gets old😂😂
@ConfusedHomoSapien Жыл бұрын
5:40 My hearts bursts with joy to hear such a genuine, blissful laugh from Theo❤
@non-binaryeugene733 5 жыл бұрын
“She wasn’t in a cage or nothin, she was just ya know free range.”
@lorettagilmore8830 4 жыл бұрын
Best excerpt from this whole podcast
@christianpassaro9873 4 жыл бұрын
@@lorettagilmore8830 dummy u r ;)
@baileyin24 4 жыл бұрын
@Non-Binary Eugene You look free range
@CursedMarkMedia 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was going to have a heart attack laughing at this story.
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@chrisconnor8086 6 жыл бұрын
"you're reading like the smartest brother in junior high" --- jesus christ this is going to be a good podcast
@kwikstep007 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Connor has
@FullBoarDaniel 5 жыл бұрын
Onward
@austin7341 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Connor can you please not use the Lords name in vain?
@markgauthier2480 5 жыл бұрын
Gods a cunt
@pelinalwhitestrake9777 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Gauthier this made me snort
@craigmahan5185 5 ай бұрын
Yo Uncle, this show pulled my sorry ass off the ledge.. literally. I was feeling sorry for myself cause the life sucking ex has been beating me down this 2 and Xmas I've been without my kids... I haven't laughed this hard in years and I thank you 3 gentlemen for it.
@Prod.byHAZY 5 ай бұрын
i wish you the best cuz
@craigmahan5185 5 ай бұрын
@@Prod.byHAZY nose is bloody but I ain't down...now she's going to know what a fight is!! THANKS!
@adamblasdale6178 2 ай бұрын
You're a good brotha mang, gang gang.
@fshoaps Ай бұрын
Women = pain
@Greaner762 Жыл бұрын
49:58 Lee making the high pitch crying sounds then immediately transforms into a forest elf giggle
@Thee_Sandwichh101 5 жыл бұрын
We laugh now but lee was slowly expanding into the fifth dimension
@unclerick1293 4 жыл бұрын
jdot_11 hes ascending
@davidec.4021 4 жыл бұрын
After he repeats “the goose is loose” and starts making noises like he’s fucking levitating i’m dead and done
@dennisreynolds922 4 жыл бұрын
jdot_11 well that really doesn’t matter because it will always be that way. If you ever decide to change your mind. Then I will tell you the exact number of people that will decide to go. If that doesn’t make sense then it will be a total disaster in order to find out the truth about the comedy store. Yeah well the way that you mentioned it is far more intriguing that actually deciding to be that way. If one was to assume that reality is indeed what we perceive. A flawed one indeed. This will always be the truth if you do not accept it the greatest surprise of your existence awaits with a devastating blow. Please be sure to acknowledge this “incoherence’. The veil should be lifted and if it is isn’t look for the diamond in reality.
@chemtrail2269 4 жыл бұрын
jdot_11 with every eeeeeeeeeeeee
@mikekoenig6467 4 жыл бұрын
@@dennisreynolds922 lmfao you're cooked bro. I remember my first 10 strip.....
@DeathTrapProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. Lee had the time of his life working on this show.
@alextippem6215 3 жыл бұрын
No 🧢
@dgrdaz2332 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextippem6215 stfu
@canadaeast8358 3 жыл бұрын
What a job it was get fucked up and have a laugh
@jonnyp3283 2 жыл бұрын
Lee always reminds me of a toddler walking into a middle of a conversation not knowing what the fuck is going on.
@ethansweet8256 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t we all?
@monkman9 2 ай бұрын
I’ll never forget how fun this was the first time I watched this. Absolute gold! Legendary episode
@seNor916x4 6 ай бұрын
10:15 Theo: “What marines are they putting Lee in?” That’s got to be one of the funniest underrated one liners of this episode!!😂
@jimmyk4445 6 жыл бұрын
"I just remembered I'm a Pisces" Anybody else here after watching the "Theo Von's Magical Set after Joey Diaz" video? He did a set at the Laugh Factory right after he left this podcast on shrooms and its pure gold.
@jimmyk4445 6 жыл бұрын
It was actually at the Improv, my bad on that.
@derekfletcher8934 5 жыл бұрын
Hey jimmy can you link me?
@jimmyk4445 5 жыл бұрын
Derek Fletcher my pleasure bother. Onward kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f8txd9SgstLciH0.html
@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын
Just put 2 and 2 together, damn love that set. Of course, evrything makes sense now. xD
@Baboonery_ 5 жыл бұрын
one of my fave sets
@mp_music898 Жыл бұрын
Did anybody else notice that Joey literally went from talking about eating mushrooms on a Wednesday night, to Thursday , to Monday 😂😂 the false time perception from the shrooms is real I am crying
@jeffstewart4162 Жыл бұрын
Picked the wrong podcast to try to fall asleep too lol, Lee got me crying at 3AM 😂
@noahdeluxe1431 6 ай бұрын
I’m having the EXACT same problem as of right now 😂
@Max-zr7hr 5 жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of the best podcasts of all time. I'm kind of glad they stopped getting super super high all the time cause the quality has gone up, but these were the golden days of the church.
@RB621337 4 жыл бұрын
Too true my man, too true
@matthalpin6656 4 жыл бұрын
So true - re-watching for the 473rd time haha.
@spikentheneck629 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck that I miss the days of outer space! Yeah inspiration is great but sending Owen Wilson to the Moon was classic and Ida whatever went to the hospital. All the victims were fantastic episodes! I wanna see the pauley shore episode
@silverduck8499 4 жыл бұрын
@spiken theneck same
@CM-so1cf 2 жыл бұрын
@@spikentheneck629 Owen Benjamin🤣 Owen Wilson is Marley and me guy lol
@remnantinstrumentals5897 6 жыл бұрын
"It was a merger. That's big business, dude." Dead.
@DannyMac1 6 жыл бұрын
Remnant Instrumentals I fucking died laughing
@starvingafricanchild9563 5 жыл бұрын
Remnant Instrumentals WTF I READ THIS EXACTLY AS HE SAID IT LMAO
@JamesBrown-uh4mw 5 жыл бұрын
@@starvingafricanchild9563 i just did the exact same thing
@BastedwithMustard 5 жыл бұрын
@@JamesBrown-uh4mw Omg sso did I aha
@user-dm3jp8fc6f 2 ай бұрын
That debauched laugh from Joey when Theo starts up about the tattooed hamsters 😅
@bengrant1271 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never see Theo laught as hard as he did at 21:10 🤣🤣 well done Joey
@owenmanchur3538 Жыл бұрын
Thank you I came back trying to find this moment much appreciated!!!
@RealTeamKavity 4 жыл бұрын
Who still watches this in 2020? Love it
@jrsmith3344 4 жыл бұрын
I just started it again Johnny. No idea how many times I've watched this?
@RamnaViaz 4 жыл бұрын
I give it a listening every couple of months, if there was an Oscar for podcasts this episode would be the podcast equivalent to the Godfather.
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Right chere, BOI!😁
@Alex_Penjamin 4 жыл бұрын
first time watchin for me lol
@Jamesjimjimmy 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes
@aravindvenkat8718 4 жыл бұрын
My Favorite Bits: 00:51 - 01:12 Smartest Brother in Junior High 04:53 - 05:58 2 Accidents on 101 18:09 - 19:18 Tattooed Hamsters and "Merger" 46:05 - 46:49 Dexter, Typical Hebrew 01:05:09 - 01:05:24 Bob Hope Airport or Hospital 01:07:57 - 01:09:01 Pedo Dress 01:22:47 -01:22:57 Lord Running Thru His Veins 00:00:00 - 01:44:15 Lee making weird noises.
@WolfSummonsBaby 4 жыл бұрын
Joey talking about his friend dying from a subway sandwich made me cry laughing
@SlimJimJoey 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Williamson fuckin a, man. I cried
@06alepea1 4 жыл бұрын
@@WolfSummonsBaby he's your dear friend, and he kicked the bucket.
@larrymcjones 3 жыл бұрын
You’re doing the lords work sir
@someguy-ty1fg 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😅
@xerocell2656 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Theo went and did stand up after this… amazing dedication
@lilme7052 Жыл бұрын
it was terrible though
@kja6336 11 ай бұрын
@@lilme7052obviously bro was coming down from shrooms 😂
@PYTHOR23 9 ай бұрын
Nah bruh people were cracking up the entire time
@notnateblock6516 11 ай бұрын
The two best story tellers alive. These guys make each other laugh so genuinely its awesome.
@R41D3RNAT10N 4 жыл бұрын
REEFER!... MUSHROOMS!... EDIBILES!... LAUGHTA!.... LAUGHTA!... LAUGHTA!...
@robertoremelli 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooooooo
@alexhoran6225 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit i done ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kingwild772 3 жыл бұрын
tht shit had me cryin 😭😭
@chris_redd2453 3 жыл бұрын
johnwayne87 yes
@dylanrepetto2447 3 жыл бұрын
Like a fucking solider
@MisterK-YT 4 жыл бұрын
1:19:20 Joey: reads shout outs Theo: “May they Rest In Peace”
@soytupappa 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@spikentheneck629 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is fantastic! A little simple and a little country but funny a.f none the less
@ScoundrelSFB 3 жыл бұрын
Only fuckin Theo
@ETXRangeandReviews 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Theo
@DaN3xtSlimShady 3 жыл бұрын
If they were dead i wouldn't give a frenchman's fuck
@aaronpaul9620 Жыл бұрын
This is just pure gold. There aren't words for how perfect the 3 of them are together.
@ElonMusk87216 8 ай бұрын
Theo- ‘Lee’s good man, he’s got the lord running through his veins’ 😂🤣😂
@Mythiqoeatsbreadladdd 2 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the funniest podcast of all time. The mushrooms combined with Joey and Theo’s comedy and Lees high as fuck moments is just a god tier combo
@ptaylor3304 Жыл бұрын
Almost. Theo on Steebee takes the crown! imo
@LivingByFaith1998 Жыл бұрын
@@ptaylor3304you’re the only one
@Baller945 11 ай бұрын
lee making random ass noises is soo funny🤣
@danielthemaniel7934 11 ай бұрын
@@Baller945 every time he started out quiet and ramped up "aaaaaiiiieeeEEEEEEE" lmao
@JayyJay92 2 жыл бұрын
Joey is the only one who genuinely makes Theo laugh. I’ve never heard his real laugh like he did in the beginning of the pod.
@JayyJay92 2 жыл бұрын
Like after 18min when Joey said he was international stealing.
@samanthapaul726 Жыл бұрын
I literally rewinded it to hear it again that's so funny I didn't know anyone noticed that
@rafaelamaya4438 Жыл бұрын
the mushrooms help too but i totally get wym
@shilohwallaby617 Жыл бұрын
@@samanthapaul726 did the same 😂
@CJM-rg5rt Жыл бұрын
Mushrooms probably have something to do with that. You laugh pretty damn hard when something's genuinely funny to you. There's so many more levels to things.
@kanejones-en5dg 2 ай бұрын
Before I die I need this podcast to be remade. We all do 🙏🏼
@Gassedbandit41 9 ай бұрын
2023 and still one of the best pods out here.
@Medieval_Dead 6 жыл бұрын
“You’re reading like the smartest brotha in junior high” Having gone to a predominantly black school, I can fully appreciate how accurate and hilarious this joke is.
@rontreyfowler8770 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody....
@suckseedorsuckeggs 5 жыл бұрын
I'm appreciating the name dude,I think Sam Raimi was gonna call Army of Darkness that at one point,are we on the same page?
@tommyhappenstoliftalot4198 2 жыл бұрын
@@rontreyfowler8770 That sounds like quite the exaggeration.
@trentjung8035 2 жыл бұрын
18:57 Joeys attempt at a southern accent “maAan I’ve got 300 mouse in my house!” Fuckin dead 💀😂
@TheCrazysalvadorian 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo 😭😭😭😭
@wills242 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@jessebrown1876 2 жыл бұрын
took me a second to even catch it 😂 (from nc) i was like wtf was that joey
@siruser23 2 жыл бұрын
probably the least funniest part of the podcast which is saying a lot lmaoo
@WowzaBoyz 2 жыл бұрын
“You know whut?? I’m a pretty gud tattoo artist” had me in tears
@gracesaulog 5 ай бұрын
Literally crying in the first 30 seconds with Theo and Joey laughing in the background of Lee's ad read.
@danielmorris5436 Жыл бұрын
“Are they about to park a cruise ship on the stage?!” Line had me rolling
@Nelsonomous 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m polish Nicaraguan... I’m one of the few.. probably 11 of us out there” hahahaha
@user-bf5vi6yg8n 3 жыл бұрын
“Where my nicgars at?”
@patti873 4 жыл бұрын
She wasn’t in a cage or nothing ... she was free range 😂😭☠️
@matthewhietanen8971 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing ive ever heard,spilt my drink all over the floor when i heard that,dead
@rickyperry9203 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is the master of redic one liners
@hensen5309 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen countless clips of this podcast and I’ve finally decided to listen to it. I’m already cracking up 50 seconds into it
@nicksmith9470 Жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of the best postcast episodes I've ever watched! Always makes me laugh and always makes me happy.
@metalface9463 5 жыл бұрын
55:36 Lee's answer of "Oh good" to his question was the funniest godamn thing in this podcast.
@06alepea1 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaa!! Every single episode of the church with Theo is gold. But the old ones where they're all off their tits on mushrooms or edibles are my favourite ever.
@Vextos 4 жыл бұрын
@@06alepea1 For real! They need to bring that back.
@TheCondorjc 3 жыл бұрын
DOOM
@YoungAspect 4 жыл бұрын
59:19 theo and joey say rest in piece and lee lifts his head to make sure they werent talking about him 🤣😂😭
@RealElongatedMuskrat 3 жыл бұрын
He's hanging on for dear life, bless him
@mellowx82 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@hoffdaddy7104 3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying here
@jtgross2324 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I caught that too
@usa-wr9ju 3 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy but i think hes just switching the camera
@jackkent6931 Жыл бұрын
When Joey walks past the camera slow as fuck at 1:03:05 I lost my shit💀
@abrahamsalazar6246 11 ай бұрын
Lee's making his squeals holding in laughs is the cherry on the cake 😂
@foofnooff6201 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Theo treats Lee so well and gives him space to be him.
@snoodballla9632 7 жыл бұрын
there should be a lee cam. like picture-in-picture almost.
@didriknordstrom3963 7 жыл бұрын
+1 give us Lee cam
@onetwothree1469 6 жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@JT-il1uk 5 жыл бұрын
That would require someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.. it's embarrassing the production value.. so annoying they don't have a cam of Lee.. Bobby lee does the cam setup right on his podcast..
@snoodballla9632 5 жыл бұрын
troof
@salvatorewilk4220 5 жыл бұрын
Snoodballla ! I’m not gonna like this to keep it at that number
@pghwestside22 Жыл бұрын
Just watched this for the first time and I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard. The most underrated part of this was towards the end when Theo was giving dates to his family vacation 😂. Joey says. Next week I’ll be at a barbecue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tonytone7054 Жыл бұрын
just wanted to say how much the both of you have helped me find myself. You guys are a blessing
@zanethekeymasterr 6 жыл бұрын
“I feel bad. I feel horrible. Look, we was kids, we was on acid dude.” -Theodore Von
@jakedpotato2284 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Theo still performed after this man he really barely held it together 😭😂
@yungishhTHC805 2 жыл бұрын
did he really ?? lol 😆
@prisma250 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrogen1 then he went to the comedy store and did more
@06alepea1 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrogen1 watching his set after watching this podcast of The Church makes Theo's performance even more impressive. He's fucking travelling still on the stage...
@tylercampbell6301 2 жыл бұрын
@@prisma250 is Theos shroom trip at the comedy store available?
@vernylee 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylercampbell6301 ye just search youtube
@Tobez Ай бұрын
The little wave from Lee at like 27 mins in LMAO thats the "I'm fucked up but I feel good" wave
@Lakersfansince95 Жыл бұрын
1:26:15 still gets me crying laughing that whole 20-30 second sequence literally kills me 🤣🤣🤣
@OfficialRandomize Жыл бұрын
I watch this every day 😂😂
@migselv16896 10 ай бұрын
The whole thing of Joey pointing it out is just hilarious, like Theo is just going through his calender, if Joey hadnt stopped him he would have been 5 years deep lmao
@ValtaKash 5 ай бұрын
“Maaaan, next May I’ll be at a barbeque…” 😂😂😂😂
@lisapineapple 2 ай бұрын
“I’ll be giving blood” 😅
@beefnoodlesinmytummy 2 ай бұрын
LMAOOO ONBB HE KEPT GOINGG
@rctrue 4 жыл бұрын
"Hes was homeless, hadnt had a meal in about an hour"
@codsacktv7653 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤦🏽😂
@chris_redd2453 3 жыл бұрын
He had nothing to lose
@patrickchico2798 4 жыл бұрын
"Lee, you look like a f-ing M&M...I'm not afraid!" 1:18:35 LOL
@microwaveengineer6681 3 жыл бұрын
Joey's already been dying at that point for the last 30 seconds and then that gave him the rest 🤣
@thenivener4249 3 жыл бұрын
Wasnt he referring to Eminem? Cause of the song, "Im not afraid"?
@patrickchico2798 3 жыл бұрын
@@thenivener4249 that's the best part! He tied M&M and Eminem all in one joke lol I was dying!
@ddubbs7015 3 жыл бұрын
"Lee is it time for you to get some air ? "
@Smokeyxz 3 жыл бұрын
And then says machine gun Kelly I’m fucked up. -two white rappers. His brain just works differently man. Legend.
@StEpHaNieS1987 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching theo since the real world days and I'm so glad how far he has come and realized he does have worth. I'm always rooting for him and Joey Diaz along with Bobby Lee. I think overall they are great people to be around and anyone is lucky if they ever get to talk to them because just listening is a good time.
@TheNWCShow Жыл бұрын
January 2023 and I still come back to these podcasts man these where great times and we never even realised
@pauly1053 Жыл бұрын
Peak of his podcasting
@dylanrepetto2447 3 жыл бұрын
“Open your eyes bruh” lee “I can’t” lmao 😂
@dannydelao375 4 жыл бұрын
46:41 Joey scared tf outta Theo 😂😂😂
@BrianX1333 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this episode every now and then. It never fails to crack me up.
@skyler4091 2 жыл бұрын
46:38 is the funniest thing ever. Theo relaxes and Joey scares him when the camera cuts 😂😂
@sabrinahannah2370 2 жыл бұрын
Yo! When I saw that I said damn he scared the fuck outta Theo when he started talkin 🤣
@alexfigueroa4078 Жыл бұрын
I played it 6 times dying omg he got the shit scared out of him haha
@oldmilliedylie1439 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I’ve probably watched this 20 times and never noticed. I fucking died 😂😂😂
@jamesb6087 Жыл бұрын
46:05 "Did you watch 'em wake up?" started that particular giggle-fest.
@brthrschemin5213 Жыл бұрын
I caught that to lmao Theo got shook
@cIeetz 5 жыл бұрын
can we just admire Lees relationship with the Viewer Audience? 52:48 lmaoooooooooooooo
@billychadwick9400 Жыл бұрын
Still one of the funniest podcasts I’ve ever watched !!! They went DEEP 😂😂
@Ashutt92 2 ай бұрын
These are the best podcasts that ever came out these ones right here. With Theo,Joey and the flying Jew Lee Syatt
@barethryllzentertainment9177 5 жыл бұрын
59:16 Lee momentarily dips his toes into the devil's vortex only to remember he's producing a podcast. A true soldier of det.
@SonOfaGun999 4 жыл бұрын
Barethryllz Entertainment lmao Lee was in a different dimension at that point LoL
@joeben8674 6 жыл бұрын
Entire episode: Joey and Theo: *having fun convos and interacting with each either Lee: *jew noises*
@snavisTM 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileymcfadden75 yet you the only one who brought it up...🤔
@rileymcfadden75 4 жыл бұрын
snavis I am lesbian
@snavisTM 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileymcfadden75 🍆
@rileymcfadden75 4 жыл бұрын
snavis I’m no longer lesbian
@smokeheaven2990 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileymcfadden75 bobs and vagene??
@Aarohnn 7 ай бұрын
I have never laughed harder at a podcast than this specific episode. Definitely a classic! 😂
@blackkkabllakkcaa 4 ай бұрын
The slurp from Theo at 34:09 and following giggle from Lee due to catching it had me rolling! 😂
@206guy7 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this is 3 years old but I'm still listening to it in the end of May lol.
@danglin-wang402 5 жыл бұрын
These cocksuckahs
@lildickgirlgaming5871 4 жыл бұрын
Cocksuckas
@danglin-wang402 4 жыл бұрын
@@lildickgirlgaming5871 is it a lil dick or a giant clit?
@Johndoe-gd4tb 4 жыл бұрын
my fucking stomach is cramping from laughing so hard holy fucking shit
@-cymru-9445 4 жыл бұрын
And?
@funkmaster4040 5 жыл бұрын
52:49 The flying jew sets the camera on himself and stares into your soul for a few seconds
@YesterdaysPast-tf5lg 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂 wtf
@saintsrefuge 4 жыл бұрын
the flying jew lmaooo
@Alex-jq5ft 4 жыл бұрын
this killed me man good spot
@maddan5532 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@WasBannedTho 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff McIlhargey As I read this, and I looked up and it was on the exact time the comments said
@gerard1784 9 ай бұрын
Every now and again I gotta listen to this. The greatest episode ever recorded 🙌⛪️
@jbxll1191 7 ай бұрын
Just popped a few shrooms myself. Gotta watch this OUTTA RESPECT FOR THESE SOLDIERS
@BobRoss-kt4yu 4 жыл бұрын
Lee: “Goose is loose...” *high pitched honk* 1:13:18
@mrkgbrd2823 3 жыл бұрын
its kinda like when you slowly opened a gate 🤣
@erikal4135 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@jobelthirty1294 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrkgbrd2823 LMAO
@patrickchico2798 4 жыл бұрын
Best of Lee Syatt: 18:44 22:10 22:15 22:42 23:03 23:15 27:15 27:23 28:02 28:07 28:40 34:11 46:36 46:55 47:11 49:58 50:06: 50:42 50:58 51:48 52:34 55:02 58:00 1:00:07 1:00:29 1:00:49 1:01:04 1:02:26 1:02:54 1:03:12 1:03:36 1:03:43 1:04:36 1:05:10 1:05:24 1:06:06 1:08:48 1:13:19 1:18:54
@robertoremelli 4 жыл бұрын
You the man for this
@c_me_free483 4 жыл бұрын
This is awesome thank you
@elijahp7898 Жыл бұрын
Best of lee 😂
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