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Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz

7 жыл бұрын

Theo Von, Comedian whose special "No Offense" is available on Netflix and the co-host of the "Allegedly Podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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Recorded live on 01/02/2017.

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@yunghokage
@yunghokage 3 ай бұрын
Who’s here in 2024?
@chichosnacks3988
@chichosnacks3988 3 ай бұрын
1/30/24
@manaman6559
@manaman6559 2 ай бұрын
Feels like this came out last week
@stickedupsteff360
@stickedupsteff360 24 күн бұрын
4/9/24
@camw6990
@camw6990 23 күн бұрын
We didn't know how good we had it... 😢
@skyfall0158
@skyfall0158 21 күн бұрын
hello brother☝️
@BretEsque
@BretEsque 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is the fucking​ best. Everytime Lee put himself down, Theo would say nah Lee, you're good. he is a good dude.
@LiamDCoughlan
@LiamDCoughlan 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I get that from him, he’s a real genuinely kind hearted guy and doesn’t want anyone putting themselves down when they’ve got good qualities like lee does.
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 2 жыл бұрын
@@LiamDCoughlan I really hate it when lee puts himself down.. it hurts whenever anyone does. But lee is so fuckin kind, idk why he’s so mean to himself.
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 2 жыл бұрын
@Regular Joseph damn, calm down
@ajsvidshack9954
@ajsvidshack9954 2 жыл бұрын
Ok Bret Konsdorf
@docbainl9504
@docbainl9504 2 жыл бұрын
@@imjustapancake3188 I think part of immaturity and youth. When I was in my 20s almost killed myself with an eating disorder as a type 1 diabetic and took a myriad of drugs on the basis it kept me skinny. Now I'm in my early 30s I've lost the weight healthily and I am obsessed with looking after myself and have only just realised I'm fucking awesome. When you're younger or sometimes older you have a warped perception of yourself until you realise you're fucking awesome and there's only one of you!
@AnishaD23
@AnishaD23 5 жыл бұрын
"You sleep on your stomach?! Like a dead animal?" I can't breathe
@bobjob6901
@bobjob6901 2 жыл бұрын
Theo von clearly deflating isn't funny
@whydochair9552
@whydochair9552 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobjob6901 shut up boy
@waynewilson7302
@waynewilson7302 2 жыл бұрын
31.30 Theo's story here is wack I feel like he's laughing ( fake laughing) 10x's more than JD or Lee
@whatyouknowaboutthat1582
@whatyouknowaboutthat1582 4 күн бұрын
Just reading the quote made die
@madthrasher88
@madthrasher88 3 жыл бұрын
theo and joey giggling like little girls during lee doing the ad read is gold lmao
@John_R_Jackson_III
@John_R_Jackson_III 11 ай бұрын
Time stamp please?
@hydrex2168
@hydrex2168 10 ай бұрын
@@John_R_Jackson_III at the very start of the video
@monolithe2812
@monolithe2812 5 ай бұрын
Usually I skip through the ad reads in any podcast but when Joey and Lee read it, it's fucking hilarious. Joey always messing up the code word.
@moegreen5760
@moegreen5760 Ай бұрын
Also when Theo telling the story about the buzzing underwear.
@TheCoyoteTail
@TheCoyoteTail 7 күн бұрын
Lifts my mood every time I hear it 💙
@Jay-L33
@Jay-L33 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is my favorite guest EVER.
@Oysterhorse
@Oysterhorse 7 жыл бұрын
Jared Guidry word one of the few who really cracks joey up
@fractalspace1111
@fractalspace1111 7 жыл бұрын
I know, he is hilarious. Definitely a good podcast guest.
@nicbtw6062
@nicbtw6062 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly Harwin, lmao exactly, got to hear some of Joeys legit deep laughter, was hilarious. Theo's fucking great.
@jamesbeaet5135
@jamesbeaet5135 7 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Joey and Lee happier than this episode with Theo.
@Jaay2o
@Jaay2o 7 жыл бұрын
james beaet the Theo one before this was the best Church episode ever. they went deep with the mushrooms and edibles. fuckin tremendous
@tromusic7815
@tromusic7815 7 жыл бұрын
This guy fuckin killed me 😂 "You're out here driving, you're high, but at least you're making money"
@jamesbeaet5135
@jamesbeaet5135 7 жыл бұрын
"I was thinking this was MY cab bruh. Thats how high I was."
@michalakn
@michalakn 6 жыл бұрын
DUDE that part killed me LOLOL I was laughing so hard....
@wildmongoosez5891
@wildmongoosez5891 6 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the meter's $240 and counting hahaha.
@clokoharborarea9258
@clokoharborarea9258 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor Kern Super hilarious. Then I realized it's not my cab. I couldn't help, but laugh out loud. Man I needed that laugh.
@flakswsxharpysx25th19
@flakswsxharpysx25th19 6 жыл бұрын
C * LOKO * HARBOR AREA * Hahah thats right C-LoKS what hood u from?I thought I was the only ese hearing badass Joey Diaz sick ass stories!
@josephpickard3108
@josephpickard3108 Жыл бұрын
You know it's good when Joey starts laughing like someone bleeding an old radiator
@W_Westbrook
@W_Westbrook Жыл бұрын
You’re old
@elifarmer3815
@elifarmer3815 Жыл бұрын
56:24
@anime-kun9231
@anime-kun9231 11 ай бұрын
29:56
@immortaltyger1569
@immortaltyger1569 6 ай бұрын
That radiator expression is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time. Fits this perfectly.
@RazzN513-ip6xe
@RazzN513-ip6xe 22 күн бұрын
😂 this comment is gold.
@amcheadshot
@amcheadshot 4 жыл бұрын
“I went on like a 30 or 40 day no reefer thing, I just ate pot cookies” joeys idea of not getting high 😂😂😂
@chrisgarcia8592
@chrisgarcia8592 2 жыл бұрын
Still til this day on the Church. Stops smoking bud but still takes a little thc tea or some shit 😂
@Jerrongamereview
@Jerrongamereview 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely better for your lungs
@danielportillo56
@danielportillo56 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgarcia8592 "a little thc spray never killed nobody" - Joey Diaz
@powerfulkg5758
@powerfulkg5758 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is hilarious and so damn likeable-- and I love the way he talks to Lee lmaooo he genuinely appreciates Lee
@sharps8726
@sharps8726 6 жыл бұрын
Yea baddddd
@cheddarbobapo2596
@cheddarbobapo2596 5 жыл бұрын
Don't we all mate
@valleyjams362
@valleyjams362 5 жыл бұрын
tremendous
@thatdude169
@thatdude169 5 жыл бұрын
Iyam tarole Ingyu Theo appreciates life and humans in the smallest aspect of life.like if u eat a candy bar in front of him he would probably turn it into a clint Eastwood movie film scene
@e.t.464
@e.t.464 5 жыл бұрын
Lee always bringing them hardnuts
@817zac4
@817zac4 7 жыл бұрын
Haha Lee is great don't get me wrong but every time he talks I think he's going to start crying haha
@anderson-kj3zs
@anderson-kj3zs 7 жыл бұрын
Zac Thomson for real hes cool as hell but his voice is fucking hilarious
@Bigbrotherthunder
@Bigbrotherthunder 6 жыл бұрын
Zac Thomson he's just anxious and high as fuck all the time
@mikemendillo5584
@mikemendillo5584 6 жыл бұрын
Talk about the odd couple! Lol,, complete opposites,,,,,
@iassinjar1537
@iassinjar1537 6 жыл бұрын
I would cry if uncle Joey got me high on 4 stars of death. He sees the devils dick who wouldn’t cry
@joshuasmith6346
@joshuasmith6346 6 жыл бұрын
Zac Thomson thats cause Joey keeps dosing him up with the edibles and mushrooms
@quintinlyons8126
@quintinlyons8126 4 жыл бұрын
Joey: "How many weeks a month do you travel?" Theo: "Probably 20 weeks"
@sourbrothers73
@sourbrothers73 2 жыл бұрын
1:14:58
@kukumbarglicko8082
@kukumbarglicko8082 Жыл бұрын
ahhaahahah
@kukumbarglicko8082
@kukumbarglicko8082 Жыл бұрын
joey is so stoned he can't figure it out
@MM-ti5pv
@MM-ti5pv Жыл бұрын
He said weeks or months. Theo said 20 weeks a year.
@iSuKOwnerS
@iSuKOwnerS Жыл бұрын
that’s something Beetlejuice would say💀
@giovanni5819
@giovanni5819 3 жыл бұрын
whos here after the church podcast ended?? :(
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 3 жыл бұрын
Always here brother
@JWB86
@JWB86 3 жыл бұрын
Not that who's here guy smh
@MrChet407
@MrChet407 3 жыл бұрын
mook
@kylelanksy5405
@kylelanksy5405 3 жыл бұрын
Yessir the old episodes with Theo are my favorite re-watches. Church for life.
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 жыл бұрын
@darron gilbert New Jersey. And the church. Is now the joint💪🏽✊
@puzzledobserver7644
@puzzledobserver7644 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is the only comic I've discovered that I immediately started binge-watching since Mitch Hedberg. Dude is the real deal.
@Guitarfailtastic2857
@Guitarfailtastic2857 5 жыл бұрын
sure is
@lucasprovencher7451
@lucasprovencher7451 5 жыл бұрын
@@Guitarfailtastic2857 Never happened with George Carlin huh? That's a sad thought
@delrayvelo3277
@delrayvelo3277 5 жыл бұрын
Little gay for Theo huh? I don’t blame you
@lizl2432
@lizl2432 5 жыл бұрын
so weird, that happened to me too , and I found Hedberg via Theo which is backwards af.
@muckrak3r
@muckrak3r 5 жыл бұрын
I've started saying bruh again thanks to Theo.
@SciA
@SciA 6 жыл бұрын
09:34 - Long Beach 9:50 - Notebook with Down Syndrome 15:07 - Torcher Chamber / Lee's Laugh 21:48 - Taxi Story (Opie & Jim Norton) 28:05 - Victoria 46:30 - The First Wigger 53:25 - LaCedric 56:16 - Buzzer Underwear 58:48 - Pot Cookie w/ Casting Director 1:00:43 - AirBnB
@ayy2193
@ayy2193 6 жыл бұрын
9:34 Long beach
@robertcastillo7568
@robertcastillo7568 6 жыл бұрын
Your the GOAT
@ScratchArkkitehti
@ScratchArkkitehti 6 жыл бұрын
DOCTA!
@zyourzgrandzmaz
@zyourzgrandzmaz 6 жыл бұрын
Can you not spoil the podcast for everyone please ?
@tilberry19
@tilberry19 6 жыл бұрын
1:13:30 awkward silence
@millhouse313
@millhouse313 5 жыл бұрын
Dude when Joey does an impression of Lee talking, bruh that shit kills me hahaha
@oiitzME1266
@oiitzME1266 2 жыл бұрын
man rewatching these [now old] church episodes..almost feels like a complete different world..
@jjf1986AZ
@jjf1986AZ 2 жыл бұрын
You are right about that my friend. Back before podcasting became corporatized
@GoffBawls
@GoffBawls 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in years. These church episodes are gold
@CCitis
@CCitis 2 жыл бұрын
It was.
@chrisvalle7249
@chrisvalle7249 Жыл бұрын
Still
@naikhanomtom7552
@naikhanomtom7552 Жыл бұрын
yeah it's almost sad.
@meadowlarklemon3881
@meadowlarklemon3881 7 жыл бұрын
"She smelled like violence, ya know?"
@patrickmccutcheon8860
@patrickmccutcheon8860 5 жыл бұрын
"And tattoos."
@codeysnow2980
@codeysnow2980 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's slow southern draw on "ya know" at the end makes whatever he says even better 😂
@CodysFavorites
@CodysFavorites 6 жыл бұрын
“We had a good group of handicapped kids at our school” lmfao
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 6 жыл бұрын
i had a great group prolly thirty or so
@thomasandersen2534
@thomasandersen2534 4 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody we had a nice group too. One of em we called em Pimp Patrol. He was the man !
@cashen7384
@cashen7384 3 жыл бұрын
We had a place called the "Tard Mart" in tech school during high school where theyd train retards to be cashiers etc lol it was the highlight of my day when i went to my small engine repair class there hahahaha
@bryanhampton6135
@bryanhampton6135 3 жыл бұрын
Cashen hows your career as a cashier working out?
@queasyislander0274
@queasyislander0274 3 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody they got me trained in 🤣
@Ben77788
@Ben77788 10 ай бұрын
Man, I miss the old Church episodes 😂. This trio is absolutely hilarious...if I'm being honest, the previous episode where they are all tripping on mushrooms is probably the funniest Church episode ever 😂
@chrisclaytor1424
@chrisclaytor1424 9 ай бұрын
What episode is that?
@Ben77788
@Ben77788 9 ай бұрын
@@chrisclaytor1424 that was 383...all three of them were cooking on that episode 😆
@chrisclaytor1424
@chrisclaytor1424 9 ай бұрын
I found it😂😂 I'm watching it for the 2nd time tonight😂😂 this shits gold
@Ben77788
@Ben77788 9 ай бұрын
@@chrisclaytor1424 best part is when Joey pulls an Owen Benjamin and just leaves in mid conversation 😆😆
@gerard1784
@gerard1784 8 ай бұрын
I’ve watched that episode a ton of times, the stories were so funny and Lee giggling 😂😂😂
@tommygiii4920
@tommygiii4920 4 жыл бұрын
“One of those taller Vietnamese people that look black at night” lmao
@MrDanielSolano007
@MrDanielSolano007 7 жыл бұрын
"Charles Manson is a pussy..." - Theo Von 2k17
@how_sway
@how_sway 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@AcidIntellects
@AcidIntellects 7 жыл бұрын
I always thought the same thing lol
@danielames3939
@danielames3939 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Solano "Put him in a used car lot, I'll beat that dude's ass!"
@jeffclark7685
@jeffclark7685 6 жыл бұрын
How Sway : Your hero just died . Rip Charles.
@TheMasterTelevision
@TheMasterTelevision 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Manson was like 5ft7, a total manlet
@brandonandrussell6803
@brandonandrussell6803 7 жыл бұрын
"Running on neck thoughts" lmao How does this not have 1M views
@danielames3939
@danielames3939 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon And Russell #neckthoughts
@andresao6109
@andresao6109 6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing in that one. Hahaha what a genius
@whendrix1966
@whendrix1966 6 жыл бұрын
If he knows about neck thoughts, he has definitely done some partying! lol
@ZachVance108
@ZachVance108 5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny but not funny if you have been there...
@alexsideris7487
@alexsideris7487 5 жыл бұрын
whendrix1966 you mean LOTS of partying. Onward bruh.
@broonmonsoon755
@broonmonsoon755 5 жыл бұрын
There's something about Theo Von, the way he describes things and puts words together. He is absolutely 100% hilarious!! Love the dude!
@princevegeta-son
@princevegeta-son 4 жыл бұрын
52:58 the legendary story of La'cedric
@liamtubsy3767
@liamtubsy3767 6 жыл бұрын
“I left $100 on the seat and just started shouting ‘Adios’ ... I don’t even know if he spoke spanish” 😂😂😂
@jorjesantana9049
@jorjesantana9049 4 жыл бұрын
his father is from Nicaragua
@pryx4661
@pryx4661 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is hilarious and so damn likeable-- and I love the way he talks to Lee lmaooo he genuinely appreciates Lee
@codeysnow2980
@codeysnow2980 3 жыл бұрын
@@jorjesantana9049 he's talking about the cab driver. Theo not knowing if he spoke spanish or not. He didn't know
@doctordilanka
@doctordilanka 7 жыл бұрын
29:47: "...She could have been one of those taller vietnamese people who look black at night.." LMFAO 😂😂😂
@rickybobby5792
@rickybobby5792 5 жыл бұрын
dilanka is
@tristymturnbull7624
@tristymturnbull7624 3 жыл бұрын
That got me too🤣🤣🤣😂
@justinhopper5941
@justinhopper5941 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: I’ve never thought I’m very handsome Lee: you’re stunning sir Lol tremendous
@kenchaos718
@kenchaos718 3 жыл бұрын
Its four years ago and this is still hilarious 😂
@JetsareBack12
@JetsareBack12 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve re watched this I don’t know how many times, such a hilarious podcast lmfao, the 3 of them are so funny together
@Jiggy609
@Jiggy609 2 жыл бұрын
@@JetsareBack12 i always rewatch the clip of theo’s taxi cab story lmfao
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 2 жыл бұрын
It's weird how we find ourselves revisiting this stuff from time to time. Looks like it's making the rounds in 2021. What a different time this was.
@walterwhite3143
@walterwhite3143 2 жыл бұрын
@@D-Fens_1632 still brilliant
@fredy1576
@fredy1576 10 ай бұрын
Man i was just about to write the same thing, but now it's 2 years later than your comment, and damn thinking the same thang LOL
@bobweird506
@bobweird506 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is the best guest to be on the Church
@mitchconner7946
@mitchconner7946 7 жыл бұрын
bob weird best guest on anything period
@slimseamster6171
@slimseamster6171 6 жыл бұрын
bob weird that's how I found him out. Check out This Past Weekend. Every Monday and Thursday his podcast drops and it's pure flames 🔥
@thanosdarkseid8695
@thanosdarkseid8695 6 жыл бұрын
THEO VON MAKES ANY PODCAST THE BEST!!
@burd3984
@burd3984 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t sleep on the OG Ralphie May
@Baukkaa
@Baukkaa 7 ай бұрын
theos laugh is so lovely xD
@CZRXCZR
@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын
Theo Von always swings hard on these podcasts. I love this country-ass nigga! 56:16
@Mbran61
@Mbran61 7 жыл бұрын
"Country-ass nigga" is that an actual phase? lol
@ronbergeron9298
@ronbergeron9298 7 жыл бұрын
remember when he made the guy from workaholics uncomfortable in that interview?
@dannykingston6495
@dannykingston6495 7 жыл бұрын
yep
@microbet.4081
@microbet.4081 7 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah CZR I was stoked to see Theo Von on the Church!
@CosmicDialect
@CosmicDialect 7 жыл бұрын
def one of my favorite guests!
@RedsBigRig
@RedsBigRig Жыл бұрын
HALF A DECADE OLD!!! … this was the end of a good CLASSIC era when they ended this pod… Everything from the beginning of there ad reads and all just had a type of feel to it.. good times
@bryanbryan6108
@bryanbryan6108 Жыл бұрын
That’s just you projecting your nostalgic feelings on things. You’ll gain an appreciation for what’s current in 2022 in a few years. Trust me. The challenge is recognizing how special the NOW is either during or shortly after it happening with daily gratitude practice. Have a great 2023 dude!
@joshpertler
@joshpertler Жыл бұрын
5 years*
@Twinjeremy
@Twinjeremy Жыл бұрын
Lol you're acting like it was such an long time ago
@tobyy9824
@tobyy9824 9 ай бұрын
@@bryanbryan6108Great advice.
@benzel5659
@benzel5659 4 жыл бұрын
1:23:10 - "You're stunning, sir"
@michaelmurillo8722
@michaelmurillo8722 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious
@cristianzavala7150
@cristianzavala7150 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo fucken lee
@JustSam_96
@JustSam_96 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jamesbeaet5135
@jamesbeaet5135 7 жыл бұрын
"This dude was speaking something fancy, you know? He was clearly betting on foreign soccer games on his phone, ya know?" Classic
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын
james beaet he’s funny af
@06livefast
@06livefast 7 жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest podcast ever. Theo had me dying man. Those Luigi stories..
@larrymcjones
@larrymcjones 3 жыл бұрын
383 is even funnier if you can believe it
@dylanrepetto2447
@dylanrepetto2447 3 жыл бұрын
“Sounded like he played soccer” lmao 😂
@danielportillo56
@danielportillo56 2 жыл бұрын
@@larrymcjones you right my favorite quote is theos in 383 "LOOK AT LEE BROO! DAMN DUUDE! OPEN UR EYES!" Lee(softly) I can't.
@tosh_is_me942
@tosh_is_me942 2 жыл бұрын
Brian St Pierre,…. Buzzer underwear for urinators,… there’s so much gold in this episode
@spencerpease7144
@spencerpease7144 4 жыл бұрын
This podcast should be in the national recording registry
@MikeHawk-er7bx
@MikeHawk-er7bx 11 ай бұрын
Dog, that’s a great idea. This is a timeless and classic exchange of stories and laughs. These moments are worthy of being archived for enjoyment/education for future generations. The format we have here on KZfaq will die out. 50 years from now, it could very well be the case that all these uncle Joey videos will be hard to find. Unless someone makes a point of archiving and updating the format as times change
@PedritoDeSanchez
@PedritoDeSanchez Ай бұрын
Theo Von, Joey & Lee = Comedy Gold! Theo has really grew on me lately, that guy is fucking awesome!!!!!
@danielkurtz9305
@danielkurtz9305 7 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is my favorite Church guest for sure. He's a certified savage and truly funny as a person.
@st0n3p0ny
@st0n3p0ny 5 жыл бұрын
"Lee, eat this biggest dose of eddibles anybody has ever seen", Lee passes out, "Lee's slipping for some reason, I don't get it, off his game"
@phnix6242
@phnix6242 3 жыл бұрын
Actually I believe this is around the Time when Uncley Joey replaced the 50mg edibles with the 250 ones he told us later on JRE :d
@bradbrubaker8247
@bradbrubaker8247 3 жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing when Theo was telling his story after they talked about wetting bed and Joey said hold up, you wet the bed til you were 13? I gotta watch you like a hawk 😂😂😂😂 just the way he stopped theo’s story and the tone in his voice got me 😂😂😂
@Sleepydill
@Sleepydill 3 жыл бұрын
In podcast 383 they were high af and theo said he wet the bed till 28 im pretty sure
@siddhantsatoskar
@siddhantsatoskar Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey and Theo Von with Lee is the best combo. I could chill with them for eternity
@cardinalvisions556
@cardinalvisions556 6 жыл бұрын
Joey: Wait wait, Lee you wet the bed until you were 13? Be honest.Lee: Yeah probably til around 13 or so. Joey: I gotta watch you like a hawk, those people are always arsonists.LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@billymcgregor2067
@billymcgregor2067 5 жыл бұрын
Cardinal Visions love how he zones in on Lee even after hearing Theo say he pissed the bed till he was 30 😂
@alins4629
@alins4629 5 жыл бұрын
Whahahaha
@halen7846
@halen7846 4 жыл бұрын
peeing the bed is a notable indicator of a kid that grows up to be schizophrenic actually
@chiefwawawa
@chiefwawawa 4 жыл бұрын
@@halen7846 yeah but little kids can recover from bein schizos right? i would imagine if he got alotta help before the age of 25 where your brain is fully developed, hes fine-ish
@cashen7384
@cashen7384 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@jacklempke7779
@jacklempke7779 Жыл бұрын
Do you ever listen to someone talk and realize their mind works completely differently than yours? That’s what I think every time I listen to Theo, and I love it.
@KidsWithGuns1992
@KidsWithGuns1992 3 күн бұрын
the weird thing is he speaks exactly how I think, I'm just too fkn dumb to express it in the interesting way he does.
@nigelsbrother
@nigelsbrother 8 күн бұрын
This podcast is aging like fine wine. Gets funnier each time I listen
@stevencorralejo6492
@stevencorralejo6492 7 жыл бұрын
A true southern gentleman.
@ayy2193
@ayy2193 6 жыл бұрын
11:49 Lee transformed into Marge Simpson, gotta lay off them space cakes
@maxcalcroft
@maxcalcroft 5 жыл бұрын
This comment made me cry laughing
@languidbittersweet
@languidbittersweet 5 жыл бұрын
i spit out my drink
@kylesundell1554
@kylesundell1554 5 жыл бұрын
@ .
@ericallen7112
@ericallen7112 5 жыл бұрын
awesome!!
@cmbudreau
@cmbudreau 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂i had to go back to catch that....pure gold
@keithanderson7405
@keithanderson7405 4 ай бұрын
I ALWAYS gotta watch every Tuesday now. “THE CHECK IN”. With Lee & Uncle Joey. Every Tuesday morning before I go into work. 5:00am. 🙏🏼❤️
@alexalba5096
@alexalba5096 2 ай бұрын
Joey cracking up cracks me up Theo is genuinely funny af 😂
@moegreen5760
@moegreen5760 Ай бұрын
That wheezing
@coon3869
@coon3869 7 жыл бұрын
Theo is the only one that no matter what podcast he is on he had more positive comments then negative what a dude..
@highvalue1195
@highvalue1195 Жыл бұрын
Dude he’s so nice and always trying to compliment people. He’s the best. If you have a problem w Theo Von, then you are the problem.
@davidcorona8570
@davidcorona8570 11 ай бұрын
U
@dstringer3379
@dstringer3379 6 жыл бұрын
33:55 "You're in that stage of uhhh... *wipes an old receipt or something on his mouth* Why the fuck am I even here" Wtf?
@Vextos
@Vextos 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@Brosnett
@Brosnett 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@therealjulez7886
@therealjulez7886 4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is the most interesting dude I've ever listened to... his whole life is just random from his Dad being 70 when he was born to all the events he's endured. I don't think he gives himself enough credit bc he's an intelligent smart dude that uses humor to his advantage! respect homie
@jessematthews6448
@jessematthews6448 5 ай бұрын
Theo on church was all time podcasting. Still istening back on 2023
@dankoni
@dankoni 5 жыл бұрын
"i fuckin' spray out on the AJ" might be my favorite phrase that has ever been uttered 😂😂😂😂
@stumitchell4662
@stumitchell4662 7 жыл бұрын
Theo's buzzer underwear story was hilarious
@Gekokujo76
@Gekokujo76 7 жыл бұрын
If you like bedwetting stories, check out the latest episode of Ari's Skeptic Tank with Mark Normand. They talk rubber sheets, buzzing underwear, and mattresses that look like used coffee filters (on both sides).
@riffraff9070
@riffraff9070 7 жыл бұрын
Stu Mitchell I was laughing as hard as COCO
@CZRXCZR
@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын
56:16
@kentrust8736
@kentrust8736 7 жыл бұрын
Stu Mitchell
@clokoharborarea9258
@clokoharborarea9258 6 жыл бұрын
Stu Mitchell Hilarious
@adamdrakestudio
@adamdrakestudio 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else rewatch an Uncle Joey with Theo or Bobby Lee at least once every couple of weeks?
@donc4099
@donc4099 2 жыл бұрын
fkn muscle hamster
@pincheftw
@pincheftw Жыл бұрын
i come back to these old theo episodes all the time! ralphies are a must every couple weeks for me too
@bbuggediffy
@bbuggediffy Жыл бұрын
Yes.. The bit about Koreans not existing, is hillarious
@scottwalker2684
@scottwalker2684 3 жыл бұрын
I like how comfortable Theo is talking to Joey. Good vibes.
@ryanmaclachlan7087
@ryanmaclachlan7087 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus this was one of the best episodes. Those stories were amazing.
@ryanmaclachlan7087
@ryanmaclachlan7087 7 жыл бұрын
TerraFirma I agree with ya, watch this whole episode, Theo gets Jeoy laughing more than most people that come on. The sexcapades with Kate Quigley is also amazing
@ositofreitas
@ositofreitas 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody makes Joey Diaz laugh more than Theo Von
@chwerreb9745
@chwerreb9745 Жыл бұрын
Lee is such an endearing character i don't even know why but i hope he's doing good
@jccatv901
@jccatv901 9 ай бұрын
He is, in one of the last episodes of "Joeys Joint" he talks about Lee. He said he moved away and is working on physical fitness. He said he runs now and is doing wonderful!
@S_T_3_V_E
@S_T_3_V_E 7 жыл бұрын
Theo came to our prom with a girl from my high school way back before the real world ect ect. He was super chill dude, glad to see him doing well.
@tkcaapi2876
@tkcaapi2876 7 жыл бұрын
"...this dude was bettin' on foreign soccer games on his phone for shure.." 😁
@handsolo1546
@handsolo1546 11 ай бұрын
Love when Joey talks about transitions in life and making changes in your career etc. You can see he is relatable here because he's been down and out before to
@ulisesvargas195
@ulisesvargas195 11 ай бұрын
This is Theo vons best podcast appearance hands down
@tragic2326
@tragic2326 7 жыл бұрын
At 1:01:00 they just focus on joey and he is gone😂😂😂
@marv5078
@marv5078 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tersamjes3
@tersamjes3 3 жыл бұрын
He glitched bro 😂
@aaf877
@aaf877 3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin gonzo bruh! Haha!
@NatoElite101
@NatoElite101 7 жыл бұрын
Whats funny is joey was supposed to do the Bert Kreischer podcast after this but, as you can see he went to mars instead. hahaha love it
@camarowland4
@camarowland4 7 жыл бұрын
Mr .Wallace and Theo did a set at the Improv and got lighted off stage. but wouldn't leave
@pamew
@pamew 5 ай бұрын
Theo and joey have the exact brilliant flavor combo you would hope for.
@michaelgermino8437
@michaelgermino8437 4 жыл бұрын
its nice to see theo laughing and honestly happy. i understand he is funny and its not obvious but he is challenged with anxiety. Joey Diaz you are the best.
@HotBoxTrucking
@HotBoxTrucking 7 жыл бұрын
i live for watching lee conducting his symphony of ghosts
@GodIwannaFiteUIRL
@GodIwannaFiteUIRL 7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, at 1:01:00 Joey went through deep changes
@oafless
@oafless 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit he actually went to space and back
@GodIwannaFiteUIRL
@GodIwannaFiteUIRL 7 жыл бұрын
He's so fucked up he turned evil there
@dannykingston6495
@dannykingston6495 7 жыл бұрын
Ya boy Krokos - spaced right the fuck out. In the deep deep waters.
@dannykingston6495
@dannykingston6495 7 жыл бұрын
TerraFirma - I second that. And we all know that's sayin' something. I'm pretty sure he had a quick dance with the devil there.
@tkcaapi2876
@tkcaapi2876 7 жыл бұрын
Ya boy Krokos Joey got so baked he didnt make it to bert kreischers podcast afterwards lol
@lizl2432
@lizl2432 5 жыл бұрын
I love this combo because its Joey with the dirty city life stories and then Theo with the dirty south stories and the way their complete opposite stories of their upbringing's flow off one another is amazing to watch. frekin. hilarious.
@jimboslice4696
@jimboslice4696 2 жыл бұрын
Lee is one of those people that you just know you’re gonna have a good time to have around
@joshhight8856
@joshhight8856 6 жыл бұрын
The "Jew magician " he keeps 10% of the trick in his pocket hahajaha
@satsh9945
@satsh9945 7 жыл бұрын
57:00. joey is laughing sooo hardd.. good too see cause hes always making us luagh
@yasirzainal1
@yasirzainal1 5 жыл бұрын
xanxibar so true
@lukehusbands4037
@lukehusbands4037 3 жыл бұрын
Some serious inspiration can be found from listening to these guys share life experiences and perspectives.
@daneharshman8275
@daneharshman8275 Ай бұрын
This is peak internet right here, even 7 years later 🤣🤣🤣
@Candydude130
@Candydude130 5 жыл бұрын
47:20 in hospital cracking up trying not to disturb others lmfao
@the5stacys
@the5stacys 5 жыл бұрын
Omg so funny
@Tru3_Detective
@Tru3_Detective 6 жыл бұрын
joey's dynamic with all these guys is so fantastic, i've been on an uncle joey-style church of what's happening now binge for 9 hours
@godd3387
@godd3387 2 жыл бұрын
Joey you have a lovely day sir you’re a very uplifting presence in this journey of mine through the barren wasteland of depression confusion and misjudgment. Big up the fam!
@JRawization
@JRawization 7 жыл бұрын
He called him a muscle hamster ctfu
@nickg9170
@nickg9170 5 жыл бұрын
raw express that comment is my all time favourite podcast comment. Cannot be topped.
@stevens8693
@stevens8693 5 жыл бұрын
Nick G I fully support that. Or, “He’s a Jew, they got those little fingers” 😂😂🤣
@nickg9170
@nickg9170 5 жыл бұрын
raw express am I wrong or was it an NFL nickname?
@jorgepalmer8770
@jorgepalmer8770 4 жыл бұрын
Nick G yeah it’s Doug Martin’s nickname
@Guero96
@Guero96 4 жыл бұрын
They were fucking giggling for a while afterwards lmao, shit had me dead
@JC19021
@JC19021 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like they're too high to let some of Theo's words sink in. He says "I used to bury a guys shit," and they're silent, lmao.
@nicholaslang6187
@nicholaslang6187 Жыл бұрын
I swear I can listen to these Theo stories a million times on a million different podcasts and every time it's a pleasure
@irishjay9485
@irishjay9485 7 жыл бұрын
"It sounds like the notebook for 2 people with Downs Syndrome" hahahaha Theo is funny as fuck
@irishjay9485
@irishjay9485 Жыл бұрын
Hello me from 5 years ago. You have fucked your life up please fix it
@irishjay9485
@irishjay9485 5 ай бұрын
1 year later and it's even worse :)
@irishjay9485
@irishjay9485 Күн бұрын
Yup life still getting worse
@andrewweinrich7951
@andrewweinrich7951 5 жыл бұрын
"It's tough to say to yourself this is it" I gotta say that life is a trip, and hearing people that I admire talk about life before they got it together is great. Thank you Theo and Joey.
@dominic7178
@dominic7178 Жыл бұрын
Bro the church days were the best somtimes you really dont know how good somthing is till its gone 😂
@g.eneralp8350
@g.eneralp8350 2 жыл бұрын
I can't remember how many times I've watched this episode. Always makes me laugh
@lukem7320
@lukem7320 7 жыл бұрын
Theo always comes correct with the fuckin hilarious stories. I haven't heard Uncle Joey laugh like that since last time Theo was on. "She had like 40% man face." "I was doing blow quietly." lmao. And making fun of Lee. hahaha "Looking like a welfare gerbil." lol
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын
Luke M and a muscle hamster
@Door-Rattle
@Door-Rattle 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said “ well fed hamster” 🤔
@jonnnyboombastik
@jonnnyboombastik 5 жыл бұрын
"I was running on neck thoughts bro" goddamn brilliant
@thomask.s5491
@thomask.s5491 5 жыл бұрын
An angel gets its wings every time Joey says "horror show".
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
"People were doin' grams of coke off this hooka's asshole, shootin heroin in their dicks, lightin their balls on fire, it was a fuckin' harra show"
@ElMasPxto11
@ElMasPxto11 9 ай бұрын
Theo: I wet the bed til I was like 30. Joey: *silence* Lee: I wet the bed until I was a teenager. Joey: Wait a minute, you wet the bed until you were a teenager? 😂😂
@sashatoao8421
@sashatoao8421 6 жыл бұрын
I love you Joey. Thanks so much I'm really going through some shit in my life but your stories show me that thos life isn't about dwelling on mistakes and failures, and it isn't about taking the easy way out. Its about persistence, brushing yourself off when you fall down and telling Life he can lick your gooch and getting up. Thanks man you're really an inspiration. Theo's great too.
@svenov3167
@svenov3167 2 жыл бұрын
"he took that money and reinvested it in the neighbourhood" nearly died laughing
@shaun2258
@shaun2258 5 ай бұрын
Always come back to these heaters 😂😂🔥🔥
@johnicorn
@johnicorn 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Joey laugh so much as when Theo's on, he just sits and listens to Theo's stories. I'd love if they had a podcast together hahah
@stacyliddell5038
@stacyliddell5038 10 ай бұрын
This is one of the few comedy podcasts I watch and never get enough of it.
@shonuffLA
@shonuffLA 7 жыл бұрын
The notebook for people with Down's syndrome :0
@KU-mq4er
@KU-mq4er 7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nickgavrilis2079
@nickgavrilis2079 7 жыл бұрын
shonuffLA gold
@jamiewalsh9184
@jamiewalsh9184 6 жыл бұрын
i cant stop laughing
@NS1.
@NS1. 6 жыл бұрын
shonuffLA - That was great, I think Joey would have loved that if he actually listened to that part. Joey is a great listener to his guests usually, but sometimes he's just so into saying his piece, that he misses some good shit.
@ayylmao3384
@ayylmao3384 6 жыл бұрын
Like when Theo says out of nowhere he used to bury a guy's shit in his backyard for free before he died... And Joey just glosses right over that gem and into a story of his own lol.
@Hotmessmomsreadings
@Hotmessmomsreadings 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sober 7 and a 1/2 years and it's been tough but definitely worth it and I love my life! Theo you look amazing keep on keeping on brother! Much love 💚
@loveforthe90s
@loveforthe90s 3 жыл бұрын
The lighting, the energy This show was amazing in these days. Like the good days of the Howard stern show almost
@blazedandconfused477
@blazedandconfused477 7 жыл бұрын
Theo Von has some fucking hilarious stories. Tremendous!
@xonevachu
@xonevachu 6 жыл бұрын
These three are just great together. Loved it!
@bionicnichola9251
@bionicnichola9251 8 ай бұрын
It's 2023 and it's still TREMENDOUS 😂
@David98004
@David98004 4 ай бұрын
58:36 That laugh after Theo said "I forgot about that" 😂
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