John Bolton Is Horny For War | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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6 жыл бұрын

Trevor profiles Trump's new National Security Adviser John Bolton, a famously angry former U.N. ambassador who seems to be chomping at the bit for World War 3.
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@suhanamohd64
@suhanamohd64 6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the teachers that were replaced for the Defence Against the Dark Arts positions in Harry Potter 😂😂
@Noel3078
@Noel3078 6 жыл бұрын
would be funny if it wasn't so sad
@rochester212
@rochester212 6 жыл бұрын
Hello from Romania, we are watching the Trump show every day, it's hilarious!
@138shreyshekhar2
@138shreyshekhar2 6 жыл бұрын
Throwing staplers at his employees ?! 😂😂 What is he ? A kid ? Who can't even control his anger ??! This is the most ridiculous man for a security adviser ....
@MsHotcook
@MsHotcook 6 жыл бұрын
Shrey Shekhar Hope one day trump upsets him and someone gets to tape the running around
@supersailorsailing6405
@supersailorsailing6405 6 жыл бұрын
...just like his boss.
@bryedtan
@bryedtan Жыл бұрын
You think that is odd try in the Philippines. We have Senators who yell at their staff and one I heard threw her those wooden name on their desk at her staff.
@jancleve9635
@jancleve9635 6 жыл бұрын
Ok, it is now official hilarious. Congarculations from germany, america you are now run by a reality tv show.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын
Jan Cleve The U.S. are a reality show. Or the largest social experiment Russia has ever conducted...
@bbhfjdy9175
@bbhfjdy9175 6 жыл бұрын
Jan Cleve shouldn't be learning Arabic
@bbhfjdy9175
@bbhfjdy9175 6 жыл бұрын
Raia Moraven every country like a business gdp is a form of soft power and half a country success
@jancleve9635
@jancleve9635 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, still not necessary. We use english most of the time, because if you are not a nativ speaker it is a pain in the a... to learn german. Also the argument is BS, the italiens imigrated en mass and we love them. but they also brought us mafia familiys. I am not keen on the downside of imigration but I still belive it is worth the effort.
@justachannel9379
@justachannel9379 6 жыл бұрын
🎇Whee!
@chrisjasper3289
@chrisjasper3289 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton actually looks like the version of Geppetto in the Fables comic series who is the villain
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
This guy was one of the first guys in the Bannon model of appointing people to positions in order to destroy the position istelf. His first speech to the UN, after being appointed as the US Ambassador, contained a rant calling for the complete, immediate disbanding of the UN.
@kloschuessel773
@kloschuessel773 5 жыл бұрын
New Message can you link that pls?
@bobbulsara6245
@bobbulsara6245 6 жыл бұрын
Wow Papa Smurf Bolton is gonna start a WAR !
@kreigdernier9553
@kreigdernier9553 6 жыл бұрын
This is the crux of the worry about the trump presidency. Not the fact that he is completely incompetent for the role but the fact that he will do anything to keep his power including letting men like this persuade the US into another intractable war that it can’t afford just to serve as a diversion.
@NavidKhan84
@NavidKhan84 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton looks like the hunter guy from the old Jumanji movie
@ibzkoty
@ibzkoty 6 жыл бұрын
Well his banner is The Flayed Man.
@kalvinteo2600
@kalvinteo2600 6 жыл бұрын
Our blades are sharp
@jammydodger5838
@jammydodger5838 4 жыл бұрын
ibzkoty a naked man has few secrets, a flayed man none
@vazak11
@vazak11 6 жыл бұрын
Well that's terrifying.
@IRosamelia
@IRosamelia 6 жыл бұрын
Gepetto cos player 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheFlair4thedramatic
@TheFlair4thedramatic 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor's dimples!!
@dontatmeevr
@dontatmeevr 6 жыл бұрын
TheFlair4thedramatic right ^_^ ♥
@Renegade2786
@Renegade2786 6 жыл бұрын
Draining the swamp?????
@petermb7572
@petermb7572 6 жыл бұрын
Haha Trevor.. What did you say we did recently? We 'shaw, ' !!! Sounds like my Kenyan Kikuyu friends
@TheProBush
@TheProBush 6 жыл бұрын
He.s the catalyst for war...
@ingloriousbasterd3067
@ingloriousbasterd3067 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton has a copy of "Mein Kampf" on his bed side table and he reads it every night.
@AkshanshShrivastava
@AkshanshShrivastava 5 жыл бұрын
We shaw 😂
@gemstonerose4648
@gemstonerose4648 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who has family in iran i cannot wait till this guy is fired
@jake4101
@jake4101 6 жыл бұрын
The Pentagon is running their own show.
@leifharmsen
@leifharmsen 6 жыл бұрын
The all you can eat buffet is an apt metaphor. All war is ultimately just people fighting over resources.
@mahlonwalo3519
@mahlonwalo3519 6 жыл бұрын
We shaw didn't We?
@christophera556
@christophera556 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton totally and absolutely nuts.Send him to the psychiatric ward permanently.
@ingloriousbasterd3067
@ingloriousbasterd3067 6 жыл бұрын
I think they were meaning to say "Profiles in Tremen Doucheness":)
@lordtoffington3664
@lordtoffington3664 6 жыл бұрын
Trump should use the "Cap'n Crunch" nickname for this guy after he's fallen out with him.
@valerierodger7700
@valerierodger7700 6 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to start building my bomb shelter?
@lou8391
@lou8391 6 жыл бұрын
What do you expect of a guy who's Wikipedia site has a part that is literally called "Weapons and mass destruction" and is affiliated with the NRA?
@gperrin9050
@gperrin9050 6 жыл бұрын
who is responsible for leading the US into changing their behavior?
@malinichakra
@malinichakra 6 жыл бұрын
Oh God why?
@rebbeshort
@rebbeshort 6 жыл бұрын
Malini Chakrabarty. Sorry your god is clueless and helpless and has no idea why.
@malinichakra
@malinichakra 6 жыл бұрын
I'm an atheist. XD I quoted a meme here cause you can't post photos or gifs here.
@yeni8952
@yeni8952 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton sure does love his red ties
@michaelappleton6803
@michaelappleton6803 6 жыл бұрын
Roseanne Barr for Press Secretary, getting bored of Huckleberry
@lijamojungio1811
@lijamojungio1811 6 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the song at 1:9.pliz pliz..i really like it..can somebody pliz help me?
@evelynisrael8367
@evelynisrael8367 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know the name of the song playing at 1.07?
@jimsvideos7201
@jimsvideos7201 6 жыл бұрын
I mean rock beats stapler, what, one time in six? Why not?
@waylandchin
@waylandchin 6 жыл бұрын
Is he talking about the rock River stapler brand
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton is so insecure he is a perfect match with 5 Year old Trump (as a friend). Trouble is they can agree to push the button... Scary~
@dreadedgolden
@dreadedgolden 6 жыл бұрын
This guy could be worse than rocketman
@ddd-ly3rv
@ddd-ly3rv 6 жыл бұрын
Smiles a lot for an angry man. Must be the lip tickler.
@chokinonashes61
@chokinonashes61 6 жыл бұрын
Bolton is scary af.
@sorealentertainment3670
@sorealentertainment3670 6 жыл бұрын
.............
@dirzydoo2785
@dirzydoo2785 6 жыл бұрын
Doctor strangelove in a shellnut
@GeraltOfKrypton
@GeraltOfKrypton 6 жыл бұрын
Japetto cos player 😆
@thembangcamu6883
@thembangcamu6883 6 жыл бұрын
John Bolton Ha,
@00akshar
@00akshar 6 жыл бұрын
Ya let's be peaceful, let's keep peace when it comes to forces who r hostile against liberty.js
@dantaylor7344
@dantaylor7344 6 жыл бұрын
Who cares? Unless you're a yank this is simply funny!
@adrianparker3116
@adrianparker3116 6 жыл бұрын
The fake laugh tracks are ridiculous and lame.
@alunchurcher7060
@alunchurcher7060 6 жыл бұрын
this guy wants war because hes too old to go fight himself, but american troops refuse to go fight until don the cons brats go in first.
@salimosman8188
@salimosman8188 6 жыл бұрын
Looks like Aie_rann (Iran)best get ready..cos the boys back in town..😂😂😂
@triestigeplant
@triestigeplant 6 жыл бұрын
N
@Xhanthan
@Xhanthan 6 жыл бұрын
I guess the horrible character and world view of this man cannot be portrayed well enough in a comedy piece like this. If you want to know of the fundamental danger this man's point of view poses to the ability and possibility of peaceful cooperation around the world, watch this: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jLV5gaWkncuzlJ8.html But I guess he fits just fine in the mind set of an "america first"-crowd. To be honest: Stuff like this just depresses me - does a generation of people (and I don't care if they are germans, US-americans (...) or whatever) really need to suffer the dispair and sorrow of war itself, so it would end warmongering?
@HardRockMiner
@HardRockMiner 6 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon. I don't, won't and can't like this Trevor guy.
@ANdah1
@ANdah1 6 жыл бұрын
third
@foulcamel5973
@foulcamel5973 6 жыл бұрын
fitrst
@DaJuggalo
@DaJuggalo 6 жыл бұрын
First
@iljavija
@iljavija 6 жыл бұрын
To drop soap in jail!
@mikepanchenko2075
@mikepanchenko2075 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe is it enough with attempts of discreditation good leaders? I don't think that you have politics degree or strategies how to control one of the big influential countries in the World. Try to use your jokes in some other directions. You did well with Russia, btw
@ReelJV
@ReelJV 6 жыл бұрын
ok ok, take it easy spaz... there's no deep state/russia fueled conspiracies here = you were presented with facts and jokes. That's good enough for you.
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 6 жыл бұрын
Struggled to laugh at any of this. Just not funny any more.
@MsHotcook
@MsHotcook 6 жыл бұрын
OldRaver1 It funny but so scary at the same time because trump looks like he is setting up a war group defect deceive and destroy
@dorianshadesofgray2981
@dorianshadesofgray2981 6 жыл бұрын
How about some diversity. Any jokes about lefties
@michelaoun932
@michelaoun932 6 жыл бұрын
Tevor Noah why don't you make an episode about Khomeini in Iran and how many people he killed and how many christians are hanged in Iran every year just because they are christians ? or Hafez Assad and his son Bashar in Syria how many people they killed and Taliban in Afghanistan how many people they killed and tortured and about Hassan Nasrallah leader of Hezbollah in Lebanon how many people they killed and then you are allowed to say that the war against Iiraq or bombing Iran is a mistake. i dare you to make jokes about them and tell the truth about the murders they commit every day.
@yassinemoubadi814
@yassinemoubadi814 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, hillary wanted war with russia, she's basically pro war in middle east and it didn't seem to bother anyone, but now you're criticising this guy for basically what hillary stood for and openly defended, I just don't get the logic here and i'm not close to being a trump supporter.
@TheBlueMonster43
@TheBlueMonster43 6 жыл бұрын
Yassine Moubadi you’re so right man
@HaydenLau.
@HaydenLau. 6 жыл бұрын
Just because he doesn't support Trump doesn't mean he supports Hillary. It's not so black-and-white.
@lou8391
@lou8391 6 жыл бұрын
What if we blame people based on their actions and stop trying to shift the blame away?
@Seafury2004
@Seafury2004 6 жыл бұрын
Can you guys provide some additional supporting references for this stance? I am not American but am often facilitated by the propaganda in that country and how people say one thing and do another and the population doesn't seem to see the difference or even care in the slightest. My quick google search can't bring about much other than "Clinton called Russian President Vladimir Putin the godfather of right-wing, extreme nationalism." A few years earlier than this Putin accused the West of backing an armed seizure of power in Ukraine by “extremists, nationalists, and right-wingers.” Clinton was clearly insulting Mr. Putin in many comments that I can find. The biggest problem I can find (again only with quick research / previous history I can remember) has to do this Clinton and her comments/stance on the revolution in Ukraine and her plans for no-fly zones in Syria. Listen, Clinton was no saint. As secretary of state, she pushed for U.S. intervention in Libya and lobbied President Obama to take military action against Bashar al-Assad in Syria. She was lukewarm about the nuclear deal with Iran. With respect to Israel, she gave a major policy speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) without so much as mentioning the plight of the Palestinians. Many of those situations are a contributing factor to where to world is right now with extremists and such. I can't find anything about promoting war with Russia, certainly she promoted a harder stance than the current administration; that is seeming basically US first...forget about world problems (hence why Putin wanted Trump to win rather than Clinton). Although, clearly she was a promoter of Middle East intervention in certain countries. Although I do wonder if things with say the Qatar blockade and countries such as KSA/UAE/Bahrain/Egypt would have happened under Clinton (with Bahrain/Egypt basically under Saudi Arabia control now after the the Saudi backed military overthrew the democratically elected president in Egypt and the brutal crackdown on peaceful and unarmed protesters in Bahrain after the government requested help from KSA/UAE).
@joejimbo9907
@joejimbo9907 6 жыл бұрын
Yassine Moubadi nobody wanted her that's why she lost to an orange buffoon
@nevillethomas1525
@nevillethomas1525 6 жыл бұрын
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