"Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm" - Every company's security team.
@scarfguy53373 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn't have him say "I'm authorized to repeatedly ask you to not do that"
@enthusia4923 жыл бұрын
RIP Don Knotts
@cerisem77273 жыл бұрын
Lol true. If only the security guards had the same motivation/determination as this fellow.
@riley82803 жыл бұрын
As a Security guard that line had me laughing my ass off. When we tell people to stop doing something and they refuse we just go "ok, we did all we could" and walk away
@Poet4823 жыл бұрын
It's funny that they act like they matter.
@mega_s4683 жыл бұрын
Found my new pick up line. "Wanna go out to dinner with me? HYAH! I still got 20 cents left."
@BillZomono233 жыл бұрын
Be sure to keep us posted how that works for you.
@maximumforce82753 жыл бұрын
@@BillZomono23 imagine one girl gets the renfrence and actually goes out with him.
@Sneakus3 жыл бұрын
its the subtle *HYAH* that will seal the deal
@mega_s4683 жыл бұрын
@@maximumforce8275 Then that's her. She's the one.
@Koppu1doragon3 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think this was set in the time where burgers were a dime.
@adrenjones93012 жыл бұрын
The creator of the show once said: "Johnny gets plenty of Women, but those stories arent funny, so we dont tell em."
@kap16182 жыл бұрын
While not funny, some of the most heartfelt stories about the rare moments where Johnny finds a girl that gets him.
@Levyathyn2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's a meathead, but he's hot. Predates himbo culture, but exemplifies it. It makes sense he'd get lucky from time to time, especially after his multiple life lessons learned over the show's run time.
@taxinvasion2602 жыл бұрын
Dude I thought he was an incel...
@galarstar0522 жыл бұрын
@@taxinvasion260 incels are a lot more pessimistic.
@kap16182 жыл бұрын
@@taxinvasion260 Johnny is in no way an Incel. The guy holds no disdain for the women who reject him. He just gets over it and moves on, even when they hit him. Also he had girls that he got along with but he couldn't be together with them for other reasons.
@itsdantaylor Жыл бұрын
the fact that they fully acknowledge the 'cubic zirconium' is only worth 'a few hundred' and then say the glass surrounding it is pure diamond is just AMAAZING.
@tabula_rosa10 ай бұрын
They'll reuse the case once they toss the diamond in the trash lol
@jiripazour955110 ай бұрын
Well, it could be artificial diamond
@GeorgeCowsert10 ай бұрын
@jiripazour9551 B-but Zirconium IS artificial Diamond.
@jiripazour955110 ай бұрын
@@GeorgeCowsert I know, meant the case
@InquisitorShepard10 ай бұрын
@@GeorgeCowsertno. It obly looks like a diamond. Cubic zirconium is made of ZiO2, or zirconium dioxide. Diamonds are made of carbon. And artificial diamonds are made of...drum rolls... Carbon.
@angbandsbane3 жыл бұрын
"This will fetch me hundreds on the black market." Dang, Princess Azula's really fallen on hard times, hasn't she?
@NoOne-py5or3 жыл бұрын
Dang she been voice acting for a hot minute
@psyxypher38813 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it is her.
@cpeteman13 жыл бұрын
Gray Delise is the least visible national icon.
@hobbyist5183 жыл бұрын
Just looked her up. Damn. Mandy from Grim Adventures Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents Daphne from any Scooby Doo production in the last two decades, and tons of other stuff. And then there's video games: she's been in Mass Effect, WoW, SWToR, a bunch of other Star Wars games, Diablo 3, Star Craft 2, the list goes on. And of course, like the original comment said, Princess Azula too.
@battlion5073 жыл бұрын
@@hobbyist518 Doesn't she also voiced Catwoman as well? (injustice)
@Anastas17863 жыл бұрын
"Curses! This zirconium is protected by a case of _pure diamond!_ ... How ironic!"
@nocount75173 жыл бұрын
That moment when the case is more valuable than the thing it's protecting.
@nevergonnagiveyouup8943 жыл бұрын
@@funkydev5854 that sounds like the younger and more degenerate game theory that talks about everything other than games
@prplghst51413 жыл бұрын
My guy, I paused on the perfect frame after that and now Johnny is THICCCC
@AFuckingDumbass3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for ading legends to help deaf people understand this shit
@LetustheDragon3 жыл бұрын
I just want to know how many of his mother's rings Johnny had to have eaten to not only be able to identify Cubic Zirconium by taste, but to appreciate it, too.
@malcontender63192 жыл бұрын
This is the correct way to obsess over a show.
@alexs58142 жыл бұрын
I wonder if at least a smidgen of inspiration for this moment came from Disneys Robin Hood with the animals. Lil' John was removing the gems from Prince John's fingers with a kiss and his smile was dazzling^^
@Yippeee5959 Жыл бұрын
The other worldly
@MattNotFat Жыл бұрын
He wanted to step up his diet. Iron wasn't cutting it anymore.
@nunyabidness67410 ай бұрын
after government meat, the boot leather of a garbage collector would have a unique and appealing flavor lol
@MrOmegatronic3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Diamond is almost impossible to scratch, but surprisingly brittle. Thus, it being immune to glass cutters but not Johnny's head is in fact scientifically accurate. ;3
@MrOmegatronic3 жыл бұрын
Diamond's hard but not tough, @Asvolies Harvem; it's a subtle difference that matters in technical discussions, but isn't easily conveyed in normal conversation because hard & tough tend to be mixed together. Basically, diamonds resist deformation/indentation/surface damage (hardness), but their crystalline structure makes them vulnerable to shattering (toughness).
@MrOmegatronic3 жыл бұрын
You're welcome, @Asvolies Harvem. ^_^
@wontcreep3 жыл бұрын
@Asvolies Harvem tungsten on top :flushed:
@steveishere88083 жыл бұрын
With everything that you just described, does this mean that you can shatter a diamond with a sledgehammer?
@wontcreep3 жыл бұрын
@@steveishere8808 something like a pickaxe would be far more effective, think of it like glass, although good luck being precise enough
@Godzillaguy_1293 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Jonny bravo flirts with Azula while committing a felony only to be interrupted by Don Knotts
@mudfishnick97683 жыл бұрын
That is a good title
@TelikiMouse3 жыл бұрын
That is the perfect title
@Utgarman3 жыл бұрын
Was that actually Don Knotts? I thought it was Phil Lamarr
@tinman32513 жыл бұрын
I thought I recognized that voice
@frozenmannequin3 жыл бұрын
Another title : Johhny stops Selina Kyle
@Eric1553 жыл бұрын
The power levels in this cartoon are all over the place.
@golden30653 жыл бұрын
But thats why you love em
@iamacatperson72263 жыл бұрын
And that, my dear internet person, is why it’s so good
@fist-of-doom4872 жыл бұрын
Johnny is so strong that he can stand there while a stone monolith smashes itself on his head and he barely noticed but absolutely feels it when his head smashes against Diamond. That alone sets a very good limit to the punishment this dude can take and absolutely explains why women can knock him around and he gets right back up like he didn’t just get a brutal head injury.
@mfirdanhb2 жыл бұрын
@@fist-of-doom487 did you see that she just PICK HIM UP too?
@fist-of-doom4872 жыл бұрын
@@mfirdanhb yeah
@bombidil3 Жыл бұрын
I once had an army sergeant tell me, "If you won't be intelligent, you will be strong," and Johnny always makes me remember that.
@EmptyMan00010 ай бұрын
Considering they're in the Army, I guarantee that person wasn't all that intelligent. At least not enough to do anything to not end up needing to join the Army.
@FairyFarron10 ай бұрын
@@EmptyMan000I don't think you're smart either with a remark like that
@jackwinch60979 ай бұрын
@@FairyFarronwell his username is called empty man so something’s gotta be missing
@Rodrigo-kq3js9 ай бұрын
@@EmptyMan000idk maybe he likes hi country or somethin. heard they get paid well in certain places too.
@concernedcommenter82589 ай бұрын
“If you’re not going to be a smart soldier you better be a tough soldier.”
@vinikampferherzbarros273 жыл бұрын
Years of training. Even more years of practice. The most advanced gadgets there is. All of that to infiltrate that building and rob that diamond. And Johnny Bravo just walks in casually. Also... can't take the diamond from Johnny's hand, then carries him over like an empty bag.
@Galomortalbr2 жыл бұрын
i mean you carry someone even if they are stronger than you.
@akuljamwal30852 жыл бұрын
...to infiltrate that building to rob that zirconium, that would fetch hundreds in black market, inside a _pure diamond_ case
@vinikampferherzbarros272 жыл бұрын
@@Galomortalbr Yeah, but he is HEAVIER than she is. That's the point.
@fist-of-doom4872 жыл бұрын
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 it’s a weird point that doesn’t make sense. A guy can have stronger muscles than you but that doesn’t mean you can’t also pick him up.
@CrizzyEyes Жыл бұрын
Johnny's strong as fuck. He gets thrown around but when he resists it becomes more difficult. Also the rule of funny, obviously.
@Ken-ru6or3 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about Johnny eating the zirconium and saying "" MM THE OTHER KIND OF WHITE MEAT"
@kevileno31583 жыл бұрын
thank you
@GuardianTiger3 жыл бұрын
Ikr.
@cellofellow51153 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what zirconium has to do with "white meat" but it definitely had me raising my eyebrows.
@secretnames74143 жыл бұрын
Chicken (:
@nahometesfay11123 жыл бұрын
@@secretnames7414 "the other white meat" was a slogan for a 90's pork campaign. Pork was traditionally white meat, but even at the time was normally considered red meat. The pork industry was just trying to look healthier by positioning themselves as an alternative to chicken (THE white meat).
@snicklesnockle72633 жыл бұрын
In real life johnny would be a chad. He's always optimistic and funny.
@psyxypher38813 жыл бұрын
Not to mention absolutely shredded. He's also really sweet sometimes.
@CountDVB3 жыл бұрын
Johnny's problem is that he's a bit of a narcissist
@jackiswackify3 жыл бұрын
That's the point
@darkiedenigla3 жыл бұрын
And he's helpful
@dominickperez29523 жыл бұрын
Not really. He's too much of a narcissist and he's super intrusive and rude sometimes. But his Body his definitley chad like.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Bravo takes the term “hard headed” to a whole new level.
@sukhvii2 жыл бұрын
What? Just some guy without a mustache with only 2 likes? It's rare.
@Todija Жыл бұрын
@@sukhvii only 16 now and it's been 5 months!
@jeffcotten1081 Жыл бұрын
"Good thing it landed on my head!" 😆
@LuzNoceda416210 ай бұрын
I see that guy everywhere
@mattw6652 Жыл бұрын
1:14 I love how, instead of the regular flex pose, Johnny's "HYEH!" is accompanied only by a motionless jump cut to the two dimes in his hand.
@tiablue9106 Жыл бұрын
it’s possible the “HYEH” wasn’t in the script and Jeff Bennett just added it when he read the line lol
@Rodrigo-kq3js9 ай бұрын
its really good
@Birkebeiner10664 жыл бұрын
Always so damn impressed by Johnny's determination
@tomxaider20583 жыл бұрын
His determination is a determination of a boorish man like Gaston only far worse since Gaston at least has brain
@tomxaider20583 жыл бұрын
@daddy, no • 69 years ago He never score and never will!!
@kaching72043 жыл бұрын
@@tomxaider2058 Johnny is waaay better than Gaston. At least he has a heart.
@tomxaider20583 жыл бұрын
@@kaching7204 His heart is overshadowed by his extreme stupidity, immaturity and incompetent along with his bad behaviors. He nearly killed all passengers in a plane just to get free peanuts. Beside if he has a heart, he should not harass women all the time
@kaching72043 жыл бұрын
@@tomxaider2058 That's what makes him more lovable than Gaston. He may be full of himself, but at least he's not a narcissistic manipulator like Gaston. Plus, one of the episodes give him a backstory as to why he's like that. Iirc, it was when the girl he was waiting for didn't show up at prom.
@pavarottiaardvark34313 жыл бұрын
"This will fetch hundreds on the black market" "This zirconium is protected by a case of *pure* diamond" "Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm" This show was pure gold.
@Valk10803 жыл бұрын
Golden age of cartoon comedy
@gemstonegynoid74753 жыл бұрын
you mean pure pyrite :P
@arcticwolflover2633 жыл бұрын
@@gemstonegynoid7475 the good old days when cartoons were aimed at kids but also felt a connection to adults now we get cartoons besides craig of the creek and some good ones that dont use potty humor
@histhoryk26483 жыл бұрын
If it was D&D campaign then my team would just stole that case instead of zirconium
@shadedrob1373 жыл бұрын
The world just wasn't ready for certain things. Johnny Bravo is one of them.
@BraydenDarrell2 жыл бұрын
I never realized how good the animation is in this show until now
@MattGarcyaDC Жыл бұрын
Honesty
@alekpo2000 Жыл бұрын
modern stuff cut just too many corners
@htf5555 Жыл бұрын
hanna-barbera
@EricTheCleric933 жыл бұрын
"Stop in the name of an independently contracted security firm!" Quality writing.
@Fubukio3 жыл бұрын
"World's largest cubic zirconium! This will fetch me hundreds on the black market!" Babe, I think you should steal something that at least worth more than just hundreds.
@austinobst89893 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@shimmyking43 жыл бұрын
even funnier when you consider the case protecting it would be worth far more
@JolteOnWisconsin3 жыл бұрын
The Avatar?
@NoOneAnymore5203 жыл бұрын
Maybe she only talks in thousands? Or even millions?
@mikkelnpetersen3 жыл бұрын
The diamond case should be worth more than the rock it surrounds.
@ComfortsSpecter3 жыл бұрын
0:53 “hey baby, say you don’t know anything about the sun exploding do you” greatest pickup line I’ve ever heard
@codiserville5933 жыл бұрын
I'm really curious as to what the punchline of that was supposed to be
@BrenTenkage3 жыл бұрын
@@codiserville593 if I recall its refering to an older scene before this one
@codiserville5933 жыл бұрын
@@BrenTenkage oh. Yeah that would make sense
@Usagi3933 жыл бұрын
@@codiserville593 From what I remember, Johnny went into the museum during the day and then when he tried to leave, it was night and he was locked in. Johnny being Johnny, to explain this change, he assumed the sun just exploded
@cdogthehedgehog69233 жыл бұрын
@@Usagi393 Beautiful.
@user-vl7py5sc9g3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about the fact she cannot subtract the diamond Johnny is holding with one hand even though she used both of her arms but is perfectly able to keep him under her urmpit?
@Galomortalbr2 жыл бұрын
i mean you carry someone even if they are stronger than you.
@Palozon2 жыл бұрын
Grip strength vs body weight.
@griffinhunter32062 жыл бұрын
i can lift a million limpets, but i cannot remove a single one from their rocks
@user-vl7py5sc9g2 жыл бұрын
@@Galomortalbr ur right, it just looked fun
@abdallahatia72093 жыл бұрын
You know, for as much as he gets the shit beat out of him, I kind of forget that Johnny is an absolute beefcake. He exerts no effort whatsoever to keep that zirconium from Azula. Chad of all chads, king of all kings. Always optimistic and happy and hopeful, always trying to get the girl (even if he goes about it the wrong way).
@kibbleknight21562 жыл бұрын
An optimistic, misguided, beefcake.
@lordofthecats92512 жыл бұрын
@@kibbleknight2156 one punch man gets defeated
@MelonSeedOfficial3 жыл бұрын
"This case is made of pure diamond!" *better steal this gem only worth hundreds and shatter the almost physically impossibly shaped diamond infront of me then*
@josephjoestar17383 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke
@furydeath3 жыл бұрын
Ironic isn't it
@waffleiron19593 жыл бұрын
absolutely nothing funnier to me than people looking at cartoon logic and going “HUHHHHH???? BUT IT THAT MAKE NO SENSE DUHHH” like yeah dude we’re watching the same scene
@jaspertaylor28103 жыл бұрын
Diamond can be shaped in that way, though it would have to be artificially formed diamond. The space shuttle actually has a windshield made from the stuff. Though the word "pure" could mean natural diamond rather than solid diamond, so idk. EDIT: nvm I'm wrong
@AlexRivera-qq1bt3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Doctor Evil “Why make billions when we can make MILLIONS
@legion46983 жыл бұрын
The only thing Johnny cares about is his momma and finding a girlfriend
@the7thseven8733 жыл бұрын
Simple😂 No need for complication
@Chuked3 жыл бұрын
More like just his mama hes never gonna get a gf
@fademusic19803 жыл бұрын
And dancing
@aceclover7583 жыл бұрын
If it was RL, Johnny would be a chad with a gf The fact no girls fall for him is why it’s a cartoon
@SolracCAP3 жыл бұрын
He certainly doesn't care for money with 20 cents lol
@ape_mun Жыл бұрын
I Love that Johnny is just a towering wall of muscle and is practically indestructible.
@rstein9263 жыл бұрын
"Drat I guess you're coming with me!" "Back to your place? Sweet!" 🤣🤣🤣
@sadworms38493 жыл бұрын
Dude literally broke a diamond case with his head and then ate a rock- what a g
@pyrolee173 жыл бұрын
but can he beat goku?
@SlimD7163 жыл бұрын
@@pyrolee17 Anyone with toon force can
@Minillus3 жыл бұрын
@@SlimD716 Literally. I mean, you guys remember Arale?
@SlimD7163 жыл бұрын
@@Minillus Yep and I haven't seen it but I heard Beerus beat her, which shouldn't happen in my opinion since she's a gag character. She should be too OP for him.
@FlamingAomeba3 жыл бұрын
@@SlimD716 Beerus has an ability specifically that he isn't affected by Gag powers. People like Bobobo and Arale can't beat him down, and Hakkai can destroy those even with toon levels of durability
@joshs62593 жыл бұрын
Johnny is such a badass dude. Girl tries to kill him and he askes her out on a date.
@numsei00753 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@Onimirare3 жыл бұрын
isn't that how most dates work tho?
@DN_Merchant2 жыл бұрын
With 20cents
@TheOneWhoAsked1232 жыл бұрын
It's not that he's a badass its because he's an idiot
@joshs62592 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneWhoAsked123 you ever have anything fly over your head?
@TruhartJenkins Жыл бұрын
I like how he pulled the gem toward himself so hard she flew away from him.
@thartwig3 жыл бұрын
About 100% of this flew over every kid's head in the late 90s
@CyberWarezz053 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that she is supposed to steal zirconium protected by a case of pure diamond and she acknowledges how ridiculous that is by looking at the camera and saying"How ironic".She just goes along with it because that's the plot of the episode 😂
@meharsamba Жыл бұрын
Holy shit....i just realised...thanks...
@MegaSimmaster Жыл бұрын
Diamond isn't actually that uncommon. We use it in electronics and industry all the time. It's Diamonds in jewelry and natural gems that are worth a lot of money.
@Llortnerof Жыл бұрын
@@MegaSimmaster And even that is really just advertising and monopoly. Ultimately, it's all just sparkly coal (and yes, you can set them on fire). In practical terms, a zirconium crystal that large may actually be more valuable than the presumably rather thin case.
@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the only reason it was zirconium was to make the 100s of dollars and diamond jokes.
@AJSHOPE Жыл бұрын
@@nexusdrop7863 and to make the joke about Johnny's head being the hardest thing on earth.
@steel53153 жыл бұрын
"Stop in the name of an independently funded security firm" As a security guard this hurts its so true🤣🤣
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez3 жыл бұрын
Cloud: Do I feel sorry for you.
@alexmills13293 жыл бұрын
Mike?
@deathkeys13 жыл бұрын
I think that private contractor or private security has more respect to it, even though it is the same thing, but at least doesn't sound like your security firm is an NGO
@RandyLent2 жыл бұрын
it do be like that sometimes
@jessicapearson9479 Жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite shows growing up 😄
@bonkingtimez3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the actress playing the thief is the same actress that plays cat woman makes me like this episode a lot more. Also the fact that Johnny is basically on gokus level of strength by ramming his hard into diamond with ease and tanking a 5 ton pillar to the head
@gonderage Жыл бұрын
princess azula from avatar, too!
@motodog242 Жыл бұрын
She wasn't Catwoman yet... but she was Daphne, and that's all I hear, lol. You could sit for hour and list off Grey's voice roles.
@futuza Жыл бұрын
I think it's just that his hair gel is so hard and strong that it can tank anything and is harder than diamond.
@jmachero585211 ай бұрын
Grey DeLisle Griffen.
@worm42543 жыл бұрын
"this will fetch hundreds in the black market" Humor that I was too young to understand until now
@butWhyDad3 жыл бұрын
Like she is so desperate for few hundred bucks? even though she means hundreds of millions.
@dracotias3 жыл бұрын
@@butWhyDad The joke here is that any value it has is purely due to it's size. Cubic Zirconium is basically worthless and any value is does have is because it "looks" like diamond and so it's used in cheaper alternative jewellery that's just supposed to look nice without literally wearing high hundreds to thousands plus on your finger etc.
@JTDK19813 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's kinda like older versions of Lex Luthor constructing robots that are worth millions of dollars each in order to rob a bank. Lol
@GodzillasaurusJr11 ай бұрын
@@JTDK1981 Or a laundromat!
@joshualowe9593 жыл бұрын
That lady is the voice of: 1. Daphne from Scooby Doo 2. Femme Fatale from Powerpuff Girls
@fatemabharmal79063 жыл бұрын
And Azula from Avatar the last airbender
@jddtrain3 жыл бұрын
@@fatemabharmal7906 Her name is Grey Griffin, she’s the voice of many characters and a friend of Tara.
@biggeek22563 жыл бұрын
AND Catwoman
@jddtrain3 жыл бұрын
@@biggeek2256 Don't forget Sam Manson from Danny Phantom.
@biggeek22563 жыл бұрын
@@jddtrain AND Sam, thanks man! 👍🏻
@lotgc Жыл бұрын
This show always made me super uncomfortable as a kid, but now that I'm of a more mature age, this show is great 🤣🤣🤣
@jeffbenton6183 Жыл бұрын
They probably should've aired it on Adult Swim
@yordygarcia76712 жыл бұрын
1:42 so... He is no simper after all
@BCConcerts3 жыл бұрын
All this for “hundreds on the black market”
@clem70573 жыл бұрын
yeah, I caught that too, so apparently it sells for less than a thousand bucks. Better off robbing an electronic store then
@MRMONKEYPUNCH3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ambrosebucy68903 жыл бұрын
Probably costs less than the solid diamond case
@angsty_saint3 жыл бұрын
@@ambrosebucy6890 she would make more from the case 🤣
@marvalice34553 жыл бұрын
It's not about money! It's about sending a message
@thebananamelon50653 жыл бұрын
“Good think it landed on my head” - Johnny Bravo after having multiple tons of rock land on his fucking head, not knowing that his spine took almost all of the force and not his head.
@GenshinLover2833 жыл бұрын
That's our Johnny! 😁
@TheScorpion00813 жыл бұрын
Achievement of Ignorance. What you don't know, won't hurt you.
@borisrebic3 жыл бұрын
Man has trained his back well. Hell, you can even see that million dolar posture in the show.
@SuperZ043 жыл бұрын
Here is the best part, if you rewatch it, it didn't break on his head, it broke on his hair, and I find that so much funnier
@brandontaylor66773 жыл бұрын
@@SuperZ04 must be all that hairspray
@joeo2533 Жыл бұрын
Johnny is actually goddamn strong when he chooses to be. She uses her entire body to try and pry the gem out of his one hand and he just stood there utterly unmoved because he was more interested in the zirconium than in her at that moment.
@MangaGamified3 жыл бұрын
"Wait your turn lady" *LMAO*
@thejollyg4mer3 жыл бұрын
“Mmmm, zirconium. The OTHER white meat”
@TheAceFalafel3 жыл бұрын
What would be considered the main white meat though?
@whatwhat983 жыл бұрын
@@TheAceFalafel diamonds?
@m-w-y73253 жыл бұрын
@@TheAceFalafel Long Pork
@nahometesfay11123 жыл бұрын
@@TheAceFalafel Chicken ("the other white meat" is pork)
@realjackieperez3 жыл бұрын
Mychal Agudo his junk
@zues20113 жыл бұрын
When the diamond protects the cubic zirconium, “ironic”, no kid would get that, none the less pretty neat
@bradleyselk96423 жыл бұрын
The crap that went over our heads as kids right.
@ShinkuDragon3 жыл бұрын
nah, i remember understanding the joke back then. but can't say quite how old i was.
@katyungodly3 жыл бұрын
Nah, kids are smarter than you give them credit for. Kids can’t learn words unless they hear them being used! Context helps too :)
@Plobs3 жыл бұрын
more like "zirconic"
@cdogthehedgehog69233 жыл бұрын
@@Plobs Ha you're killing me. Imma die-man. badum tss.
@tylerbarth1876 Жыл бұрын
The litter "HUAH" when he thrusts out the 20 cents killed me.
@charliepea Жыл бұрын
Love how the case is worth more valuable than the object it's suppose to protect lol. Still gets me every time.
@occamsbeatinstick.30763 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby, you don't know anything about the sun EXPLODING do ya?" I adore this show so damn much, even more so since context or not, this being the first thing out of his mouth when meeting someone new is amazing.
@arsenalraven Жыл бұрын
I love that line; having zero context for it just makes it even more fantastic
@jessodum3103 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Johnny was in the middle of another story when he happened upon her.
@shocknawe3 жыл бұрын
“Wait for your turn, lady!”
@kanekitheeyepatch2737 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for mentioning the season and episode number in the description
@teppie32783 жыл бұрын
"Wait your turn lady" He may be a simp at first but he still got his priorities
@thecynicalone63913 жыл бұрын
This show was so smart. That zirconium joke definitely flew right over my head as a kid.
@Jayce_Alexander Жыл бұрын
It still does to much of the comment section. 😂
@chekaweedie Жыл бұрын
Can you explain the joke? English is not my first language 😅
@thecynicalone6391 Жыл бұрын
@@chekaweedie which part? The biggest part of the scene is the fact that a huge gem of zirconium (which is a lab grown crystal used as a cheap substitute for diamond in jewelry) is protected by the vastly more valuable diamond case. Its a literal textbook definition of irony, which the would-be burglar lady helpfully points out. when Johnny swallows the zirconium and remarks 'the other white meat' its a reference to an ad campaign from some point advertising pork as 'the other white meat'.
@chekaweedie Жыл бұрын
@@thecynicalone6391 Ok, I had got the first part but not the advertising part, thanks :)
@AGrayPhantom3 жыл бұрын
Credit where credit is due: Johnny is a real tank to be able to shake off a pillar falling on him like it was nothing.
@theworldofnexttuesday28023 жыл бұрын
That reminds me, there is a mod for Left 4 Dead 2 that gives the tank a Johnny Bravo voice
@gustavoortega38243 жыл бұрын
It didn’t hit his head *IT HIT THE POMPADOUR*
@Spiritnick2 жыл бұрын
Absolute chad to tank a falling pillar with his hair
@fluffy6982 жыл бұрын
His head is so thick that it has produced natural armor.
@dr.altoclef925511 ай бұрын
Yeah luckily it only landed on his head.
@michealmcnally5253 жыл бұрын
0:24 that makes no sense 😂
@fooltheroyal86912 жыл бұрын
Bro for only fetching her "Hundreds" she's going through an awful lot of trouble.
@chrisholloway54604 жыл бұрын
I miss this show.
@MrTimshellscherber3 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@eliteoxgamer46553 жыл бұрын
UwU
@MrTimshellscherber3 жыл бұрын
@Joey Martin Really?
@MrTimshellscherber3 жыл бұрын
@Joey Martin I See.
@maxthecharacter12963 жыл бұрын
Better that it stays that way. Considering that Looney Toons' stunk recently got cancelled, it's best no one brings up Johnny Bravo before he gets cancelled too.
@benb.85503 жыл бұрын
Now all he needs is *zirconium pants*
@EuroUser1 Жыл бұрын
I love how most-expensive jewels are always exposed with a convenient skylight just over them.
@ratchet69093 жыл бұрын
1:05 what the hell what a giga chad dude just tank a column landing on his head.
@Oddie990003 жыл бұрын
Imagine Johnny gets ripped for a woman only to get dumped and the entire show is each day after his breakup where he's just going around having a good time meeting people
@aceclover7583 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty much the show
@eidolon14263 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's literally the plot of the show... there was a whole episode about *WHY* he got buff, and how it all fell apart for him.
@fist-of-doom4872 жыл бұрын
Basically the plot. He got buff for a woman and still got dumped and each day he’s just living his life and trying to get a new date.
@TheWaInut Жыл бұрын
Wow the jokes about her selling a fake diamond for "hundreds of dollars on the black market" and the fact that it was so heavily guarded really flew over my head as a kid
@hoitem650010 ай бұрын
This show was gold and it was encased in pure diamond
@Ne0MT3 жыл бұрын
him being the Apex SIMP makes me forget he is probably really strong
@spider59er353 жыл бұрын
Ok yeah but _she’s_ super strong
@skythewolf353 жыл бұрын
Johnny can lift tons. He's a cartoon character so... Despite that though he'll always get beat by a woman. Always complimenting them when they do too. He may be a thirsty man but he has manners and respect
@TskillenT3 жыл бұрын
My boi ain't no simp. Dude was really bout to take her out with only 20 cents. Sounds like a Chad to me. Now if you called him a fuckboi I'd agree.
@theblackoutexplorer26583 жыл бұрын
@@TskillenT mans dated a deer and a werewolf is most definitely a fuck boy and probably a furry
@domc98013 жыл бұрын
@@theblackoutexplorer2658 if it’s a woman it’s fair game to Johnny Bravo.
@cactusproductions65313 жыл бұрын
Rewatching these scenes as an adult is something else
@martymcintosh5026 Жыл бұрын
loving the animation and humor, that smear frame at 0:53 is so good
@hatman48183 жыл бұрын
I just realized he basically moves through life completely unfazed by all that happens around him.
@jonnymaldonado59743 жыл бұрын
"this Cubic Zirconium is protected by a case of pure Diamond!" As a kid i thought nothing of that line, but after learning what Zirconium was.... Wow 😳😂😂😂
@chrisklitou7573 Жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke
@colonelarmfeldt8572 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisklitou7573 Zirconium is a very cheap substitute to diamond, so it makes absolutely no sense to use diamond to protect it.
@joops10533 жыл бұрын
the fact that she effortlessly yeeted johnny's head into the case but couldn't even take away the zirconium when he held it in his big arms is just a fun way to say that his head is just a hard shell of nothing inside of it
@joekrater33643 жыл бұрын
Indeed he's very strong and tough, but unfortunately there's nothing where his noggins should be
@futuza Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a comment on how strong his hair gel is.
@tmbpotatoe5975 Жыл бұрын
the fact that she wasn't able to overpower johnny but also was able to bash his head in the case and also carry him out of building is so funny to me
@susbusgus3 жыл бұрын
That’s consequential enough to slip you into a trance
@jaydenmuktarr79213 жыл бұрын
"Do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance"
@ramirezthesilvite3 жыл бұрын
My mama warned me about women like you! I was *hoping* she was right!
@xcmet2 жыл бұрын
2:03 fun fact, that vocabulary (Drat) is uncommonly used today.
@__Al_Ex__11 ай бұрын
Without context (if there is any to begin with), this is absolutely brilliant.
@SMG-ls5js4 жыл бұрын
Good thing Johnny head is strong
@tomxaider20583 жыл бұрын
@Kendall Beaubian more like his head is composed 100% of skull!! Not a single soft brain tissue in it!!
@Freeeeeeeee273 жыл бұрын
@@tomxaider2058 I don't think you got the joke...
@HerrDeutschBlood3 жыл бұрын
Though he has never been headstrong
@thetruenico61173 жыл бұрын
He can handle a giant pillar of marble but he gets a concusión by getting slamed on a cube of glass
@tootmyfruit3 жыл бұрын
“Wanna go out to dinner with me? HYEAH I still got twenty cents left.
@edwardnygma85333 жыл бұрын
0:31 I'm convinced they had her do this just so they wouldn't have to keep drawing it.
@The_epic_commander2 жыл бұрын
Man I sure do miss this show was a great part of my childhood wish it coud continue
@Mito3833 жыл бұрын
Some seriously good humor I didn’t catch onto when I was a kid.
@zekeram1293 жыл бұрын
Why not just make pants out of that zirconium instead of selling it? The pair will certainly be consequential enough to slip someone into a trance.
@AltName73 жыл бұрын
Song lyrics in the wild, and so in the abstract, are pretty funny.
@veterayt68003 жыл бұрын
You... You didn't just... You little shit
@letsplayofamadman22183 жыл бұрын
Scrolled down way to far to find this reference
@buggy91243 жыл бұрын
Careful, someone's face may disintegrate into chalk.
@nahometesfay11123 жыл бұрын
What's happening‽
@Thrillbo34111 ай бұрын
"the world largest cubic zirconium, it must be worth Hundreds..." is such subtle funny joke
@terryrickman29752 жыл бұрын
I think if the case was made of diamond, then the case would be worth more than the actual diamond.
@oi_bruv2 жыл бұрын
0:52
@SangTheCryptek3 жыл бұрын
Somehow the funniest things in this clip to me are his opening line of "Do you know anything about the sun exploding?" and him displaying his wealth of 20 cents thinking she'd be somehow impressed by that lmao
@incarnation_of_immortality34223 жыл бұрын
I love two things about these clips. 1. Johnny head/Spine shattered a Granite pillar that fell on him, the his head shattered a Diamond case. 2. I love the fact that he ate it & knew what it was immediately... implying he’s ate that kind of stuff before. I just know Johnny isn’t human anymore.
@ryanmattox7408 Жыл бұрын
‘I still got twenty cents left.’ Oh my god, this type of comedy raised me.
@davecommentary2 жыл бұрын
I have been searching for this clip for like six months because I saw it once when I was five and her line about the case being made of PURE DIE-A-MOND always stuck with me.
@Guavamente3 жыл бұрын
"This will fetch me hundreds on the black market" "This Zirconium is protected by a case of PURE diamond" "STOP! Stop in the name of an independent contracted security firm!" I never thought I'd laugh so hard at a woman breaking a case worth millions of dollars for a fake diamond worth a couple hundred bucks
@ingen_nate_kenny65883 жыл бұрын
I like how her first reaction to Johnny's presence is to *topple an obelisk onto his head*. And how Johnny stands there, completely oblivious to her obviously doing.
@sipofsunkist90163 жыл бұрын
I miss this so much!!!
@larryquick43242 жыл бұрын
Awesome. I love this episode.
@erikm83733 жыл бұрын
Why sell the zirconium when you could turn it into an entrancing pair of pants
@PandoraSystem3 жыл бұрын
Only if your dancing is good enough
@koyinproductions90533 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, I heard that you’d sleep in a trance.
@goodlad65123 жыл бұрын
@@koyinproductions9053 Maybe if you walk good enough or quite possibly... talk good enough
@DB-cn6rw3 жыл бұрын
"Mmm, zirconium! The other white meat!"
@ritac2214 Жыл бұрын
As a security guard, "stop in the name of an independently contracted security firm" is absolutely killing me
@douglasbullet6456 Жыл бұрын
1:00 I knew that Johnny was strong but dude is on another level😂
@depressingmcnugget32073 жыл бұрын
I just realized how bent Johnny's back is, like look at it dude seriously needs a chiropractor
@LinkEX3 жыл бұрын
You mean a physical therapist. Chiropractic is a pseudo-scientific waste of time and effort.
@AltName73 жыл бұрын
@@LinkEX I mean some of them realign stuff, it's just a matter of actually maintaining it with acquired muscle strength and better posture after a visit.
@antiairgamingchair-25433 жыл бұрын
All the stuff landing on his head.
@ya.thegoat87953 жыл бұрын
@@antiairgamingchair-2543 either way, hes fucked up, and needs bending
@JoseHernandez-ix1eo3 жыл бұрын
Head strong he’ll take you on, he’ll take on anyone
@curtiszyr Жыл бұрын
She wasn’t strong enough to take the rock from him but she’s somehow able to pick him up with one hand 😂😂😂
@RetroFrequency2 жыл бұрын
What a show!
@kane37773 жыл бұрын
I never actually realized what she was stealing as a kid, that "this will fetch hundreds" line cracks me up lmao