Jokes About EVERY Diet Ever. Dry Bar Comedy

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Jokes about every diet ever as told by some of your favorite Dry Bar Comedians. In this first of its kind MEGA compilation we've packed together 2 hours of hilarious comedy revolving around every diet ever. Whether it's a vegan diet, being a vegetarian or just being annoying this Dry Bar Comedy MEGA compilation has a little something for everyone and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish, or at least for however long you watch it.
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Comedians featured in this compilation include:
VEGANS - 0:00
Karen Rontowski, Joe Bronzi, Collin Moulton, Alex Velluto, Lee Hardin, Matthew Jenkins, Larry Weaver, Jeff Applebaum, Jason Salmon, Kortney Shane Williams, Erica Rhodes, Andy Hendrickson, Travis Nelson, Karen Morgan, Bob Smiley, Josh Sneed,
VEGETARIANS - 20:01
Josh Fonokalafi, Glen Tickle, Brad Stine, Bryan Miller, Landry, Keith Barnay, Tony Deyo, Nancy Norton, Larry Omaha, Casey Peruski, Marty Pollio, James Gregory,
DIETS - 43:49
Jeff Applebaum, Jessi Campbell, Costaki Economopoulos, Rob Little, Paul Sheffield, Marc Yaffee, Landry, Jeff Allen, Corey Rodrigues, Heath Harmison, Sean Peabody, Robert G Lee,
GLUTEN FREE - 1:07:50
Drew Barth, Heath Harmison, Dwight Slade, Cash Levy, Kevin Bozeman, Kevin Jordan, Kortney Shane Williams, Jesse Egan,
KETO - 1:14:51
Jonnie W, Jeff Allen, Chris Strait, Rodney Norman
OTHER DIETS - 1:22:15
Susan Jones, Tom Voss, Costaki Economopoulos, Josh Sneed, Leanne Morgan, Steve Soelberg, Nikki Carr, Josh Fonokalafi, Chris Voth, Tom Mabe, Jessi Campbell, Scott Long, Danny Villalpando, Jenna Kim Jones, Rik Roberts, Leighann Lord, Cash Levy, Brain Aprille, Brandon Young, Rodney Norman, Steve Bruner,
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@saramartin179 2 жыл бұрын

“If you’re more texan than me you’re Mexican” 😂👏🏽

@rhondaallan4680 Жыл бұрын

🤭😊🤣💀☠️

@elisareyes6391 Жыл бұрын

😅

@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын

Witty🤭

@dayvraezer6346 Жыл бұрын

Timestamp please?

@MsASJ Жыл бұрын

@@dayvraezer6346 7:56

@modelmanjohn 2 жыл бұрын

The other day I choked on a carrot. I thought to myself: "A donut would never betray me like that."

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious. 💖

@tracyanderson7337 2 жыл бұрын

I loved that! Lol.

@cf921 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@cassierobinson6349 2 жыл бұрын

Omg I choked on my drink reading this! Love it!

@chistkachistka6014 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard my pince-nez fell off my nose. 🤣

@CaloBrown Жыл бұрын

"Had to eat cereal with a fork to save on milk." I'm ded 🤣

@debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604 7 ай бұрын

Waterboarding the squirrels to find out when the deer arrive😂😂

@MenelionFR Ай бұрын

"14 plates, 12 calories, what's goin' on here?" that killed me, so true! 😂😂

@Merzui-kg8ds 11 ай бұрын

Almond "milk": 3 almonds blended in a quart of water sold for twice the price of milk. Just eat three almonds and chase them down with a glass of water.

@nicolesummers4833 2 жыл бұрын

The people that decorate the background are just awesome! They do a really good job. It's always different and cool.

@chrisapollo6676 2 жыл бұрын

... and here, all I was doing, was paying attention to the jokes... J/K. 😜

@atlasshrugged7475 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that looks like such a fun job.

@zenleeparadise 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can tell that Dry Bar is a real passion project for everyone involved! I wanna visit someday!

@strikingvikings 2 жыл бұрын

Pool

@georgiebell2315 2 жыл бұрын

I've thought the same thing before!♡°♡

@RaizelSX 2 жыл бұрын

04:10 dude kills me every time, my guy went vegan and turned antianimal all at the same time lmao

@charleslee1879 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Dry Bar! Outstanding comedians and no filth. Thanks, Dry Bar!

@cecemeyers6028 2 жыл бұрын

It’s the “no filth” part I like. Gotta be really clever and truly funny just cleaning up their act, right?

@sammeyphammey349 2 жыл бұрын

Dry bar only employs clean comedians

@johnasendorf8409 2 жыл бұрын

by the looks of this video, the rules are so restrictive that they all have to tell the same tired jokes

@rani-pj5me 2 жыл бұрын

The almond milk part is quite sus tho 😂

@sammeyphammey349 Жыл бұрын

They only produce and promote clean comedians

@rejaneflorinda6162 Жыл бұрын

Once I told a farmer, very humble chap, that I didn't eat meat. He thought about it for a second and then said: "It is really easy to take care of you, then. You are like a cow or a rabbit."

@kaylestowe Жыл бұрын

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@savannabuskohl4955 Жыл бұрын

😅😅

@timprosser8791 Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

@divinediva_ 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@osco4311 9 ай бұрын

was he hoping you shared hobbies with the rabbit?

@plumafina Жыл бұрын

Bravo for the Mexican joke. A man with culture.

@kayeragdull217 11 ай бұрын

My ancestors did not claw their way to the top of the food chain so I can eat a carrot. Thank you.

@tigq1430 8 ай бұрын

All these comedians really helped during 2020. Thanks to all✌💜

@maenad1231 5 ай бұрын

Yo relatable AF 2020 was the year I binged more stand up comedian content more than I collectively have in my entire life before the fact.

@missingno81 5 ай бұрын

A nice get away from all the political nonsense.

@lamondresanders9247 4 ай бұрын

@liliandixon2778 Жыл бұрын

Take a shot every time someone says “they’re in here they’re just too weak to raise their arms” guaranteed to be blackout 30 mins in

@shateekacook7789 Жыл бұрын

right!!

@NicNac13c Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for us this is Drybar. No drinking allowed! But your comment was funnier than this video!

@therealtulip Жыл бұрын

LOL totally 😂

@chozen_1309 Жыл бұрын

Kiiiind of just proves the misconception of it plant diet lol yes all jokes but the fact that every other person said it really speaks volumes. Been plant based for 2 years and I am by far the healthiest and even stronger than I ever have been . All the other jokes were great but that joke is just lame and a weak attempt. O well lol

@tradtke101 9 ай бұрын

And boy are their wings tired

@ericavery3054 6 ай бұрын

watching this on opening day of deer season as Im putting meat into freezer bags.

@shygoodwin6190 2 жыл бұрын

I can relate to to the guy who was vegetarian until he broke up with his girlfriend. I lived with my ex in Cali for 4 years and was vegetarian for 2 of those years. We broke up, I moved back home to Philly and one of the first things I did was buy and eat a cheesesteak.

@martialartisan2214 2 жыл бұрын

And i bet you ran to nearest toilet 🤣

@qntmxiii 2 жыл бұрын

Philly up

@brookelynnkeele6841 2 жыл бұрын

Ok....

@uncapabrew4807 2 жыл бұрын

No Philly Cheesesteak?!! 🤣🤣

@luranetee 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bookwyrm247 11 ай бұрын

The milking almonds joke slayed me… 😂

@martinsoos 8 ай бұрын

I am a proud supporter of the 1/4 mile vegan marathon.

@lisablanchard8915 Жыл бұрын

I am a Vegan and this is hysterical to me!!!! loved it

@everleighxoxox Жыл бұрын

Jeff Allen had me WHEEZING with the rice cakes 😭😭😭😭😭

@FutureCommentary1 2 жыл бұрын

43:59 To be fair a lot has evolved in agriculture. Some people say they are allergic to wheat in the USA; but then they go to Europe and they are fine.

@uncapabrew4807 2 жыл бұрын

GMO’s

@markchilluffo9638 2 жыл бұрын

Pesticides,GMO , herbicides and chemical fertilizers

@kcallaghan7839 2 жыл бұрын

it's the ingredience they add. I can't eat certain ones from the same company. My girlfriends daughter was constantly being rushed to the hospital. She couldn't eat fries, cake, all kinds of odd foods. They thought she was poisoning her. Looking back now, because I and my son had food allergies at one point. I realized our bodies had too much of it and your body is reacting to it, saying to stop eating it for a while, because it has enough and doesn't want any more. That's why we crave certain foods and we have enough causing a body reaction. Corn is an ingredient found in a lot of foods. I think it has caused a lot of problems. Just like P&J that was a favorite lunch . Corn is in everything and corn surup sticks to you. Their just not aware of the added ingredients, their body is reacting to probably. Oil could be the problem, like peanut oil & corn oil used in packaged foods. This is scary, because of the reactions you can get from them can be so painful. I couldn't move because of the pain for about a day and a 1/2. That is no fun, but these jokes are!

@shrileiok2303 2 жыл бұрын

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@shrileiok2303 2 жыл бұрын

@@markchilluffo9638 hi uus Sn on UlO I Hi b Ok Izumi I be free

@charcoalanderson8010 Жыл бұрын

Spirit animal guy absolutely had me rolling. And his voice sounds like Winnie the Pooh for some reason, I love it.

@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын

He does give off teddy-bear vibes 😊

@abbyvera44 Жыл бұрын

I was once vegan because I wanted to try it for a year, then pescetarian the next year. It was really so much fun to discover how my sense of taste change, how my body change. I am really enjoing these videos.

@Lemana28021989 Жыл бұрын

In Germany and some other countries it has to be labelled as Drink. So there's Almond drink, soy drink, oat drink and so on.

@winterabraham1667 2 жыл бұрын

The second guy killed me with the giggles

@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын

Heath Harmison seems like that one teacher in the school every student loved because he was cooler, more youthful, funnier and laid back and managed to get us emotionally invested in the subject we taught

@kmh752 7 ай бұрын

“My Mr. Potatohead had a face.” That one killed me. All the jokes were great, but that one caught me off guard.

@morganstarchild5359 Жыл бұрын

Can't even cook when the chicken is watching lmfao 😂😂😂

@ceebee2907 2 жыл бұрын

Some of these were absolutely hilarious, yes, my family is vegan.

@ItsFreshItsAnne Жыл бұрын

This is an interesting sentence...lol

@alzychoze6591 Жыл бұрын

See?! Love a sense of humor

@adrianasilitonga7335 2 жыл бұрын

so funny... there's so such thing in my country...i mean, if we have something, ANYTHING to eat for the day, then we're all greatful.

@ItsFreshItsAnne Жыл бұрын

Where are you from? Makes my heart break!

@quickchris10 Жыл бұрын

Yes, if we want to feed the world, we all need to eat grains. That's what feeds the world.

@kriscent1 Жыл бұрын

Spam. If you don't have enough to eat, you definitely can't afford an internet bill

@factsoverfiction7826 Жыл бұрын

@@kriscent1 In some countries, internet is a public utility or even free (government provided with taxpayer funds.)

@skibee421 9 ай бұрын

internets free-@@kriscent1

@patriciaseaton1522 2 жыл бұрын

I love Karen Rontowski’s quirky, hilarious humor.

@annemiller8227 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to the person who created this compilation. It's a great sampling of some really great talent!! I will definitely keep an eye open for additional content!!

@granddame1000 2 жыл бұрын

I still talk about how great the school cafeterias were. I would be so excited everyday to see the lunch lady with the cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was a great cook

@itsgenes713 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@awarnesscarelessbn Жыл бұрын

I can't friggin breathe! That first female comic was hysterical! 😂🤣

@ellasparks2488 2 жыл бұрын

This video should really be called "People all tell the same jokes for an hour".

@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын

It's 1:55:03... almost 2 hours... 👍 Thanks again, DB!! 👍

@JohnGramer06 2 жыл бұрын

Your point?

@darrenswails 2 жыл бұрын

It's because stereotypes are repeated for a reason....the element of truth

@terrycartwright3653 7 ай бұрын

Can always tell a vegan

@cqt9223 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, check out Patrik Baboumian, a vegan weightlifter. And others. The same joke gets pretty old after multiple iterations.

@twocyclediesel1280 5 ай бұрын

I actually used to play with mercury. I found a tube of it in dad’s stuff in the attic. He had a box of crap from his college days. I’d roll it around the floor. Course the house had lead paint as well.

@lisacurtis8162 Ай бұрын

That is one Toxic house 😮😮😢

@martinnussbaum3435 Жыл бұрын

When I ate vegeterian, everybody got upset with me. I ate most things, never had trouble finding something on the menu within my diet, improved the planet and was constantly pressured to change my diet. Now, I eat keto which is nearly all meat, but nothing with carbs. I have trouble finding anything at the grocery store, can't go to any restaurant, have a diet that costs considerably more to the ecology and face absolutely no social pressure from anybody to change. Go figure!

@marywilliams9858 Жыл бұрын

Aren' t you constipated?

@rejaneflorinda6162 Жыл бұрын

It seems that it's time to go back to vegetarianism. Economically it makes more sense. When I was vegan I had to be very flexible and prepared because a lot of places do not care if your chicken and your carrot were mixed up in the same frying pan. So I gave up veganism and became vegetarian, it was pretty much the same, but less worrisome.

@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын

When I adopted a pescetarian diet _(predominantly vegetarian/vegan food + periodically supplementing the diet with certain kinds of seafood)_ people encouraged me, supported me, learned new recipes, and some even doted over me - still happens sometimes. You were hanging around toxic people

@TheRealGypsyJane Жыл бұрын

People tell me how unhealthy and impossible keto is. Funny how i get healthier on it.

@MsAnchovey Жыл бұрын

Keto is so easy. Carnivore is a little more difficult at first but now I I wouldn change for anything. It easily weaned me from 50 years of Carbaholism and alcohol. Love it!!

@NapaValleyVegan 10 ай бұрын

Oh, I love that this was all vegan jokes! Vegan 15 years and I laughed out loud the whole video!

@jackberetta1 5 ай бұрын

And you’re still alive? Wow

@renatuspaul1347 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact of the day: olives are native to Mediterranean areas, so they are not cultivated in Southeast Asia, which is typically too hot and humid for olives to grow well. Hence, "no Malaysian children were harmed in the making of these olives" would be true even if the olives were purchased from a non-fair trade store 😂

@StveisKing Жыл бұрын

Drybar, PLEASE do a playlist of all your awesome compilations! I love them. But they're hard for us to find now that you've done so many, unless we can remember every single topic. Pretty please! Thank you 😘

@cinaannie7338 6 ай бұрын

Have you tried "Dry bar compilations?"

@staci8999 Жыл бұрын

I love that hefty giggle he has. Makes me laugh a little bit more with each joke it's awesome. Like a second wind to each joke!

@Storm_Lily Жыл бұрын

Eating cereal with a fork to save on milk bc you're poor is real. We lived it, lol.

@user-kk7bh2li3l 6 ай бұрын

Spon costs just as much as a fork. It has nothing to do with being poor. We had it hard but we had all of the silverware

@Storm_Lily 6 ай бұрын

@@user-kk7bh2li3l no, you use a fork so that less milk is required. IYKYK.

@user-kk7bh2li3l 6 ай бұрын

@@Storm_Lily that's not nomal

@Storm_Lily 6 ай бұрын

@@user-kk7bh2li3l it's what my mom had us do to save money because we were poor, and milk is expensive. When I met my husband years later, he told me the same story from his childhood. That's why that part of the vid was so funny for some of us. We lived it.

@Storm_Lily 6 ай бұрын

@@user-kk7bh2li3l15:30 is the time stamp if you need to see it again...

@sonyap8253 Жыл бұрын

My kids are preschool age, but they love nature docs. So I taught them, "animals are not mean, they're just hungry." Wish vegans could understand this about their own species. It's not "mean" to eat animals. It's just nature 🤷‍♀️ bad for the planet with mass farming, but natural.

@NaySayersRanch 4 ай бұрын

Took me a second to get the prysism joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yourputer Жыл бұрын

You can sprinkle cuss words into almost anything and get a chuckle out of it, try it without that crutch and you really appreciate what these funny guys and gal’s are going

@annunciataparchesi1832 11 ай бұрын

That's not true. Cussing in itself isn't funny, and people won't laugh unless you have something of substance to say. "Clean" comics have it easy, because people come prepared to like them just because they don't cuss.

@LillikoiSeed Жыл бұрын

Load up Nugent. That’s funny.

@otpyrcralphpierre1742 7 ай бұрын

Funny, an ad came on while I was watching this about KFC spicy fried chicken!

@tabaxikhajit4541 8 ай бұрын

As a kid with a strict mom, sleepovers were my cheat days. I was always amazed my friends would leave a bowl of sugary, colorful cereal to get soggy. It looked like a bowl of massacred unicorns. If you are going to kill a rainbow unicorn, at lease eat it!

@starcrushedalien 6 ай бұрын

I don't eat meat and I can't stop laughing.

@Lavenderrose73 Жыл бұрын

"Do you have an eating outfit?" Yes, I eat in whatever outfit I'm wearing. 😆🤣

@Taylorkaraoke 2 жыл бұрын

"No product contains an ingredient that comes from an animal. Well, that's ironic, 'cause this is some bullsh..." LOOOL!!

@ChipArgyle 2 жыл бұрын

I read in a very old book once that there is only one true vegan joke. We saw it here, over and over again.

@JohnGramer06 2 жыл бұрын

And you tell it to a vegan, they can’t get mad at you, they don’t have the energy to!

@thehousespouse 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, there are two.

@jessicaleslie-byrn8008 2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnGramer06 and not true.

@ellenoni2431 2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnGramer06 lol

@tylerarmstrong1380 2 жыл бұрын

Hope it's not the "vegans are too weak to...". Funny jokes are about half exaggeration and half reality, but that joke has no real basis whatsoever. I know some badass vegans, and some very weak people who eat way too much meat.

@SailingwithMaury Жыл бұрын

As someone who needs to be gluten and dairy free I think it is wonderful that you created a whole program around this issue. It is a sad reality in todays food marketplace where almost Everything is made with dairy and wheat so to hear jokes about it helps take the edge off the challenging reality. The benefits of my limitation diet are immense. At 63 my brain works better, bloated belly is gone, the list of benefits is long, it is joyous to feel so good after a lifetime of challenges. Thank you.

@kathyyoung1774 Жыл бұрын

The only people who need to avoid gluten are people with Celiac Disease or an allergy to gluten.

@tanyagarcia3721 2 жыл бұрын

if you're more texan than that then you're mexican. had to laugh on that and funny thing is that i'm half hispanic living in colorado and had a good laugh at that

@lannyfullerjr6956 11 ай бұрын

Nice juicy greasy cheese burger 🍔 with salad . I'm both. Lol

@tommunyon2874 6 ай бұрын

Jacksonville, Florida with no humidity outside? I always had to make sure my defroster was on before I crossed the intercoastal waterway at 5 a.m. on my drive to Neptune Beach.

@sonjamcclain9353 Жыл бұрын

I made cookies in my belly! 🤣🤣🤣

@joshuarizalforeman816 10 ай бұрын

I don't understand the constant references to the myth that vegans are physically weak. I am vegan. When I was younger I also boxed, played rugby, soccer and squash on a regular basis. My diet never had an adverse effect on me

@kimberlydavis4772 7 ай бұрын

I’ll board that ark with Jeff Goldblum!! Thanks dinojesus!

@socaldeb 2 жыл бұрын

Lots of fun, thanks!! 😀😃😄😆😅🤣😂

@ericafrieson3464 Жыл бұрын

I really like Dry Bar-very funny! Thank you for the video and all the chuckles!

@thepiedish903 Жыл бұрын

Ok ok ok. I'm sorry I missed her name but the first woman was freaking awesome. Found out it's the fastest way to annoy people is perfect.

@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын

If some people were not so pretentious about their "dietary choices", most of these jokes wouldn't be so funny. It is the snobbery that makes them hilarious.

@natalieb.8548 2 ай бұрын

"So poor we ate cereal with a fork to save on milk" 😂

@FleaChristenson 2 жыл бұрын

I was vegan for about six months. It was for my health. It worked for about four months. Then my body was very angry. I happily went back to meat. Now we raise our own meat. Mmmm. Bacon. Steak.

@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын

Not a surprise. Veganism doesn't work for everyone, and more than a few people have medical conditions that make it impossible to go vegan and they know it but still try to push it on others.

@Dom-De 2 жыл бұрын

@@Panwere36...but science says eating meat increases the risk of cancer, so I guess I'll skip it thanks.

@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dom-De , everything causes something. Also, I have meat eaters in my family who have never gotten cancer, nor have even had the scare. Some people in the "nutritional science" community have been for sale for a long time.

@Dom-De 2 жыл бұрын

@@Panwere36 hmmm, you think that -not- getting cancer is proof they aren't at increased risk due to eating meat? And science that doesn't conform with established beliefs is probably lies? The world was once widely thought to be flat. You know the meat & dairy industries are massive and promote things like "milk is good for you". which has been largely debunked. (most people are intolerant to dairy milk)

@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dom-De , so were the original beliefs in how "bad all fat was" that led to massive amounts of sugar added to food too. As a diabetic who has doctors i have consistently asked the question, I have been repeatedly told not to go vegan for a variety of reasons. All offense, but veganism isn't at all based on total honesty and also having the nut allergies I have as well, again, I have genuine reasons to call out the lifestyle for the tactics too many vegans use. Lastly.. we are not talking about genuine health reasons.. we are talking about the propaganda.. and blending fact with fiction is something certain vegans do far more than they should. Science is supposed to be questioned.. and so should that you claim "proves" what you say.

@margarettickle9659 2 жыл бұрын

"When I get on a plane and I look around I see a smorgasbord." 😄🤣😂😆

@purfecly_impurfec Жыл бұрын

He's right!! Cap'n Crunch, searing hot pizza cheese, and bubbling gravy in a pie crust will tear your mouth up!!

@richardcline1337 7 ай бұрын

My doctor has me on a diet to lose weight. I've eaten so many salads even the wild rabbits that run through my yard are starting to look sexy! And having to read the labels on EVERYTHING to determine what I don't like and have to eat is crazy!

@NapaValleyVegan 10 ай бұрын

I loved to hear the UP (upper peninsula of MI) mentioned! I am a born & bred Yooper. I have been vegan for 15 years and my family is still a bit mystified by it!

@gen-x_dude 2 жыл бұрын

1:13:14 I completely forgot how much I used to love spaghetti and meatballs on white bread, it has been 30 years since I had that

@psychonauty2020 Жыл бұрын

I hope you have it here an there as you'd like now life's too short to not have the things you enjoy once in a while if you get the chance ♡

@ummm.what. Жыл бұрын

Apparently he's never seen cupcake wars because there's always ALWAYS one group that makes either vegan or gluten free cupcakes lol

@deepsixthis Жыл бұрын

I assume you meant “Gluten” since no cupcake is Glutton-free! 😂

@legacyofkingdelly521 11 ай бұрын

Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar? He got 12 months. Or maybe he was just looking for a date.

@7esseanime 2 жыл бұрын

:D A whole comedy show all about my diet, yes! It's so relatable, went from being obsessed with meat, to vegan, over 3 year process.

@Mark-sj3xb Жыл бұрын

Except the animals that raid the vegetable garden. BAMM!

@superdave1921 Жыл бұрын

I hate vegans. Vegans eat my food. Vegans eat the food that my food eats.

@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын

*A whole twenty minutes

@donnalamb6391 7 ай бұрын

I've eaten gluten free bread that my daughter sent me in a goody box. Omg it was like eating cement it was gross!

@kathyyoung1774 4 ай бұрын

Most of it is awful. Like a doorstop. I have a grandchild with celiac disease so I constantly try to make edible bread for him. The problem is that nothing adequately replaces wheat.

@jackhall290 8 ай бұрын

26:09 as an avid carnivore, im not offended that the guy is a vegetarian, im offended that he thinks he could clearly see, hear, or even notice, a person 500yrds away.

@TheUSHERKAN 2 жыл бұрын

This compilation is Gold. 👌💛

@claytonpeterson468 2 жыл бұрын

The most common doctor recommended over the counter diet in the 1800,s was,,,,tape worms.

@kathyyoung1774 Жыл бұрын

This is true!!!

@gabby-248 Жыл бұрын

My favourite sandwich as a kid was a thick layer of mashed potatoes between two slices of white bread and I had four of those for lunch every day. Good times.

@yeah4me1 Жыл бұрын

Mayo sandwiches were my fav

@user-kk7bh2li3l 6 ай бұрын

I like sandwiches and mash potatoes nut that sounds gross

@incacampers1175 2 жыл бұрын

I had a peanut allergy since the 70s thru the 80s and still. My theory is parents started using formula in 60s instead of breast feeding and then allergies appeared

@kathyyoung1774 Жыл бұрын

That is what often happens. One of my babies was obviously fed formula in the nursery behind my back because she reacted to both cows milk and soy the first time she had them after breastfeeding ended when she was more than a year old. She had been sensitized as a newborn. Research shows there are considerable long term health benefits in maintaining a “virgin gut” (nothing but breast milk) until at least 9 months, especially in families with genetic predispositions to allergies.

@edwhite7475 Жыл бұрын

'The only way im losing 50 pounds is if i visit a London casino." Norm MacDonald RIP

@semievilsquirrel 10 ай бұрын

It's interesting to hear all the jokes about vegans being weak. My cousin is a vegan and he does triathlons and is a fire fighter. He could whip most of these comedians' butts if he wanted to. 😊

@Somebodysomewheresometime Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I found this channel - ty to every talented laugh maker to Grace your stage👏👏👏👏👏

@juliebaker6969 2 жыл бұрын

What does a vegetarian use mustard for.....soft pretzels!

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 жыл бұрын

I'd use some in potato salad or mac salad.

@juliebaker6969 2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 ALSO a good choice.

@KB-xs4cl 2 жыл бұрын

Sandwiches 😋 Bread, lettuce, cheese, mayo, mustard -- delish!

@juliebaker6969 2 жыл бұрын

@@KB-xs4cl sounds good if you like mustard on lettuce, I prefer mayo personally. I know, mayo isn't vegan, but it IS vegetarian. And since I'm NOT vegetarian, I'd have to add turkey breast and bacon to your list.....and tomatoes, can't forget the home grown tomatoes (hydroponic isn't worth bothering with). In fact I just had a turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo sandwich on honey wheat toast for supper last night. I like cheese too, but I prefer to save cheese for on melts. I'm making myself hungry, I better stop before I go snag some of the leftover mushroom pizza in the fridge.😋

@KB-xs4cl 2 жыл бұрын

@@juliebaker6969 hahaha, that sounds PRETTY tasty! Used to love turkey breast sandwiches. Enjoy! 😂

@starababa1985 Жыл бұрын

I had a teacher who became a vegetarian when he was a very little kid, except for hot dogs. For some reason, he didn't consider hot dogs to be meat.

@TheRealGypsyJane Жыл бұрын

Understandable

@chrism9294 6 ай бұрын

@@TheRealGypsyJane😂😂😂

@verenamaharajah6082 5 ай бұрын

They aren’t.

@kathyyoung1774 4 ай бұрын

They’re a petroleum product.

@kizzadeo7389 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 being vegan means you can't even cook when the chicken is watching.

@realbadger 2 жыл бұрын

My father taught me how to make pancakes. A couple of girlfriends ago bought some gluten free flour with which for me to make pancakes. I did. Once. Never again. I'll eat pancake shaped construction paper before making gluten free pancakes again.

@koadnonnash 2 жыл бұрын

I made some gluten free vegan pancakes and brought them to a pancake breakfast, nobody could tell the difference.

@realbadger 2 жыл бұрын

@@koadnonnash Different recipe, I'd presume...

@christineleblond7777 2 жыл бұрын

Try Pamela's brand gluten free. No one can tell they are gluten free. Even the kids can't tell.

@slsthewriter1299 Жыл бұрын

@@realbadger Plus different method. You can't treat gluten-free like it has gluten. Lol.

@kathyyoung1774 Жыл бұрын

Nothing can adequately replace wheat or gluten. GF bakery products are just not as good. People with Celiac Disease must eat gluten free. Nobody else needs to.

@FirstLast-il5gt 3 ай бұрын

"We're both average painters" 😂😅

@bernadettefern Жыл бұрын

Andy Hendrickson I’m a retired naturopathic practitioner, hygienic nutritional consultant and have been a vegan for 51 years; (a raw, grain-free vegan for 23 years). Because of karate and skiing activities in my earlier years in northern Ontario for 25 years, I have maintained a disease-free and very healthy, toned body. I have strong, fit and healthy vegan (not raw) descendants ranging from 43 oldest daughter to 8 years old- youngest grandchild).

@ANOLDMASTERJUKZ Жыл бұрын

In as much as as the subject is food: Two extraterrestrials sitting at a bar, one extraterrestrial speaking to the other one " it been a rough week, a couple of days ago I had to have two hemorrhoids removed ". The other answers back, " Don't feel bad, my doctor told me to chew my food better, I was having two humanoids removed !".

@mindbonker Жыл бұрын

badoom, phsssss!

@SarahKDB 2 жыл бұрын

I work with a lot of vegans and they love Taco Bell. Apparently they have good vegan options haha. Also, oreos are vegan. You can be an extremely obese unhealthy vegan. Also there are vegan bodybuilders. And no, I'm not vegan. But I wish I had the willpower to be.

@mwater_moon2865 2 жыл бұрын

Very true, half of Girl Scout cookies are vegan, too.

@Primalxbeast 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure their steak quesadillas are vegetarian. They have cheese, but good luck finding any steak in those things, and I don't know what's in thier beef tacos, but whatever it is has never even met a cow.

@kasjenkins4527 2 жыл бұрын

Oreos are not vegan. The main ingredient in the filling is lard ... aka animal fat

@mimicoolwhip5991 Жыл бұрын

Haha this is a hilarious comment! Also at least we can say were vegan when we eat Oreos. Id be willing to do that every day, if thats what it takes to be vegan😂

@christinebenson518 Жыл бұрын

@@bluenorth3965 You're hilarious. The only time I didn't eat meat for awhile, was years ago. I went a month without eating chicken after helping my aunt butcher chickens. The only part that bothered me is when my aunt mistakenly cut into a bile duct. Otherwise, no issues. I love my steak blue, love seafood and poultry.

@Natty_kitty 2 жыл бұрын

The vegan bakery joke was brutal (18:30). I am still crying with laughter

@mwater_moon2865 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, esp since vegan baking isn't that bad. Thin Mints are Vegan.

@anneiconex1473 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious 🎉😂 Love you Dry Bar ❤

@sistermuhammad498 Жыл бұрын

Amazing ! Funny without swearing 😊 Brilliant !!

@omutvtube3910 Жыл бұрын

Nut Juice 😂!

@chozen_1309 Жыл бұрын

Right 😂 uggggh lol

@user-kk7bh2li3l 6 ай бұрын

They 're passing out, get them hep!!!😂

@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын

Funny comics! It’s great to see Mr Allen. Thanks!

@azaliahyadinah6236 2 жыл бұрын

Dry bar: Jokes about EVERY DIET! Video: VEGAN

@pickleballer1729 Жыл бұрын

7:00 My stepfather, the former Episcopalian priest would have LOVED that joke, almost as much as he loved his scotch. 55:53 That's literally true for me, only it was my father. I played with Mercury and ran through thick clouds of DDT sprayed to keep the mosquitoes down so we wouldn't get malaria. Sure glad peanut allergies and gluten intolerance hadn't been invented yet. 104:10 Wow, we've been in the Helicopter parent, no winners or losers world so long that he didn't even need to explain that joke.

@brightlight7293 Жыл бұрын

I was a full-fledged vegan for 6 years. I researched everything I put in my mouth. I LOVED IT. Now I am a vegetarian/vegan. I live with family and they use to be 100% vegan but then the kids were having trouble at sleep overs and going out with their friends. So they moved to a vegetarian diet. If I lived alone, I would go back to a 100% vegan diet.

@tiesiai_per_aplinkui 11 ай бұрын

I live with my husband, I am already 7 years vegan, (we are together 4 years), he is not vegan, not planning to change, not forcing him to change, because I become vegan purely because of my own health reasons, after that loads and loads of research. As for kids, idk, its hard to say how will we manage, but I said to my husband, that I won't cook 3 different meals 😂 it will be vegan or kid friendly omnivore. Idk I cook loads at home, I have my simple starch recipies, which makes my stomach happy, I guess if I wouldn't have such problems I would be less stricked and maybe move as well to vegetarian diet.

@joycediggs4617 9 ай бұрын

@@tiesiai_per_aplinkui k

@isabelc2131 5 ай бұрын

@@tiesiai_per_aplinkui'kid friendly omnivore'? Just not for the four-legged kids that aren't yours, right? Bc your babiiiies count. Others can get raped and die, so yours can feed on them.

@isabelc2131 5 ай бұрын

If you're choosing a rape and murder industry 'bc of the people' you have NEVER been a vegan!