The police should hire filipino mothers to interrogate criminals.

“Look with your eyes not your mouth.” -literally almost every filipino (or asian) tiger mom ever.

This was so damn funny. After I watched it, I started using that on my kids whenever they lost something and I just heard one of them tell another to look with their eyes not their mouth. 🤣

This guy’s whole comedic career centers around his experience growing up with his mom 😂 I love it he’s one of the best and spot on!

yup typical Filipino parents use your eyes not your mouth lecture.

I'm Filipino and this is 150% accurate XD

Famous lines when you lose something in our household: "Bahala ka. Hanapin mo." "Kung ahas yan tinuklaw ka na." "Baka naglakad mag-isa." "Tawagan mo baka sagutin ka."

"Excuse me person that does not drive my car. Do you know where my keys are?" ahahahaahaahahah

My mom is exactly like this!!! The accuracy hurts hahahahaha

A Filipino nurse lectured me for twenty minutes on how to take care of my injured foot for when I leave the hospital. She was as hilarious as she was sweet. As brilliant as she was caring.

Yup I'm Black/Filipino. And my mom would tell me that "Use your eyes, not your mouth" whenever I lose anything. My dad would say "If it was a snake, it would have bitten ya by now."

Jo Koy's Mom is hilarious: "Excuse me, person that does not drive my car, do you know where my keys are?"😆

My wife is Filipina...I get this same treatment. Or, if she decides to tell me, she'll point toward where the thing is I'm looking for with her mouth...

THIS IS SOOO TRUE!!!! I'm Filipino and my mom always says "look with your eyes not your mouth"

"Gamitin mo mata mo, huwag bibig!" -Every Filipino Mom. Ever.

Yep! That is my mom. No Filipino. But I am Hispanic. I grew up in a Spanish household. And it was tough love. It was great love but thus video basically decribed mi mama and mi abuelita 😂😂❤

“Yan burara ka kasi, gamitin mo MATA mo hindi yang BIBIG mo.” - my parents everyday

jokes about Filipino moms are waaay funnier than dad jokes. just saying 😂

American Aunties: There's my favourite nephew! How are you doing? Filipino Aunties: Hi baby! Okay ka lang? Do you have a girlfriend na?

Lol I like how his mom said "did you just ask me where my keys are"

Jo Joy need to be in the spotlight more,, he deserve all the recognition.. story telling, delivery...etc.. is very well done.

My mom is not Filipino & yet I can still feel the abhorrence from years of frustration of hearing this MOM lecture, makes it insanely hilarious

Married to a Filipina for 20 years. This and all your jokes involving your Mom are so spot on. Sometimes I even catch myself talking like that. It scares me... True story, my wife was in downtown Norfolk. Called me and said she was done. I asked her where she was. She said, "I'm outside". I said, Yeah, but where outside, what street? She said, " I'm at the intersection walk, don't walk". OMG... I was laughing so hard and frustrated at the same...

"Use your eyes, not your mouth" Literally my Filipino mother every single time I lose something and ask for her help.

His mom sounds Adorable

Me as a kid in the philippines: Me: Ma where's my shoes? Mom: look with eyes not with your mouth 10 years later Mom: dante wheres my glasses? Me: ma look with your.. Mom: mmm mmmm MMM! subukan mo ituloy malilintikan ka Me: 😅😅😅

I love Jo Koy's comedy because it's soo relatable. For me at least.

LIKE MOTHERS ACCENT , HE IS FLIPPIN GOOD

I remember my Mom telling me that, and now that I am a mother myself, I repeat those words to my son.😂

I legit hollered. That is my mom ALL DAY

He asked his mom the key question?!!! I was literally petrified .. couldn’t believe he was that brave !!! 😆😆😆🤣😂

He kills me, I'm not Filipino but I can totally relate to the Emigrant mom. I can watch this over and over, he is hilarious

haha my moms the same too...hoy Prankie..use your eyes not your mout...i think thats a filipino thing...maybe they said that in school in the philippines when kids couldnt find their pencil

My sister and I are fans of Jo Koy to the fact that we almost memorized every lines bc we keep on watching them many times haha. She just lost her charger and she keeps on asking us where is her charger but none of us even use her charger so i used that opportunity to say this line 2:49 lol 🤣

This is 100% accurate 😂😂😂 My mom always does🤣🤣🤣

Typical Filipino moms: they will lecture you and you'll just want them to hit you and stop talking hahaha You are so funny!!

That “use your eyes not your mouth” lecture is a classic. 100% accurate

Hahaha. Same lines my mom used to say. PLUS... if your keys can bite you, you are already dead by now. I miss my mom. It is just a little more than a year when she passed away

I already love your mom this is what mom's should be not best friends

I really love your MomEnjoy precious time with her. I lost my own Mom 30 years ago from Cancer. God bless Kabayan.

Omfggggggg do all Filipino moms the same????? Ahahahahahaha mine is soooo like thisssssss ahahha

My mother is Filipino and this is her to the "T"

I'm half Filipina, and i live in Finland. Mom did this when I was a kid. I do this to my kids now too, without thinking. But I never knew it was a filipino THING until this video! This feels crazy!

One of my favorite skits I cry laugh Every time

That part when the mom says "of course I do" 😂😂😂 Looorrrdd

"Look with your eyes not with your mouth" Polish parents same way 😂😂😂

I swear....every filipina mom is like this.....even though they knew where the things im trying to find...she has the energy to scold me....great woman....

Was one of my favorite bits years ago and now, as a mom of teen boys, it’s EPIC!!

Jokoy is on point! My Mom does the same thing lmao

His mother is hilarious!

The “you use your eyes to find things” ARE WAY GOO TRUE DAMN KDJDNS

It's so funny😂 I have 2 girls and I have been saying that for years.. U can't find nothing with your mouth moving 😂😂.. I'm African-American.

Bahahahha!! Love your movie! Your Mom stole the show tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dude, as a Filipino this is LEGIT. like 250% accurate.

"when you lose something do you use your eyes to look for it? or do you use your mouth" very classic and this would be me when I become a mom. Filipino moms already know how to be sarcastic even before they know the word sarcasm haha

"Over here oh Joseph?" *Insert filipino accent and expression* That line tho haha.

That's what MY mom used to say!!! "Use your eyes! Not your mouth!" All Pilipino mom's are the same! LOL!

As a Filipino I find this offensively true. Filipino mothers are the epitome of enigma.

Thank y'all so much dearest 🌹 Y'all such an inspiration 🥰 Appreciate y'all from the bottom of my heart 💖 Be Blissful Eternally 🙏👼🌈

Cant get enough of this clip, he captures the very essence of how some of us were raised by ol' skool filipino moms, LOL

i can't even tell you poi how accurate this is. are looking with your eyes of your mouth...hahaha

Hahaha...I totally can relate to this. Typical Asian mom 😁. "Look with your eyes, not your mouth". My mom use to said, "If I found it, you're dead" 😁😁. I'm not Pinoy but anyway... Love from neighboring Malaysia 😁😁

great man,your mom is your main key to your performance you bring the filipino heart in america,thank you

Damn, i remember my dad calls us all like a meeting?, then scold someone whos fault, then it takes an hour or two figuring out if your the one or your just trying to cover your brother or sister, then what i feel was like.... that i feel and think why not hit me already?, i know my fault... now that im 25 and lost my father 4years ago, and watch this,... it brings all back... lessons, 90s kids reality(which is better than this #millenial urgh) it thought me a lot... love you jokoy... btw pure fil and nothern(ilocano-ifugao) subs here... godbless

My mom Vietnamese and she was loving when she was mad...broke my dreams at 11...i lost my keys...said the same thing 1000%

Basically my mom when I was a freshman... Holy hell, it hurts more to see your mom cry than to get whipped

He got the Filipino parents down perfectly. I have Filipino parents and they are JUST LIKE THIS!!! They'd usually say "use your eyes, not your mouth!" 🤣🤣

My mum is an angel amd always helpful..but your mum being that way is a rockstar!

my parents arent even filipino and this is so relatable xD

You are so hilarious!!! I love your comedy shows and your mother!!

Hahaha!!! "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth." - my mom and grandma used to always say this to me and and my brothers and sisters

Hysterical I love your impersenation of your mom.

Even tho I STILL can’t find my keys, this really made me laugh I appreciate that!!! Hahahaha ur hilarious LOL 😆

Omg 😆 that’s freaking hilarious 😂. I tell my kids to use their eyes 👀 when looking for something 👀 not their mouth 👄. Ahahahahahaha. So funny.

.I'm an old salt and I've been all over the world in my youth and It never crossed my mind to not go back and spend my golden years in this crazy land The Philippines...love them or hate them it's up to you but laughter is in their genes.

Filipinos can relate. Whether you are in the Philippines or anywhere around the world as long as you have Filipino moms or dads. This is so true. Congrats Jo Koy on your sucess

We are a Filipino family. It is so funny and intimidating at the same time to watch this episode with my mom. lol

bruh i feel like filipino and russian moms are exactly like this

I was born and raised in the states; never lived in the Philippines, only visited 2x ever over 20 yrs ago. My kid just said, "How does he know you?"

So true! I never forgot what I did wrong because it was a two hour lecture about how horrible the conditions were in the Philippines and how we should not take advantage of being American born, and Blah blAh Blah. But now that I have kids.. I use the same tactics.. lecturing and telling them “ you’re grandparents did not come to this country face racism and other adversities so you can grow up and be a loser! “ Oh and I too have a wooden key organizer on the wall..

typical filipino! 100 % true! wish you could've done your show in Germany! Love it!

One of my favorite stand up comedians.

2:48 this part is relatable as hell, i think every filipino has heard of this saying way to often

Been 4 years and it's still accurate and relevant hahahaha

It seems that this is true of the majority of Filipino families! Heck I am known as the lecturer! Hahahahaha. And yes, I lose my keys a lot, too.

"Use your eyes, not your mouth!" You should tell Dora the Explorer about that.

I love you and your awesome Mum❤️

I've watched alot of Stage comedians In my life,. Jo Koy is my ultimate favorite! Because he genuially makes me laugh! I love dis Guy! 😚👍

Jo koy! The man!!!!! Haha maybe they walked under the couch like that

This video is old asf but you know how you tube does they recommend a video and here I am years later cracking up!! I legit went and checked for my keys tho!!

I've seen this before but I still almost spit my water out of my mouth watching this sh*t lmao!

DearJo, I am a white, Canadian Grandmother and I love your comedy! Bless You,🇨🇦❤️🧓🏻

I love you Joe you’re my favorite comedian it’s almost 1 o’clock in the morning I’m laughing out loud

Very funny how he pronounces Joseph His mum must be super proud of his success

The story about filipino moms not helping when you lose shit is the most relatable thing. My parents would always say “did it just walk or did the ghost take it!!”

this actually almost made me cry this is too real

I had watched this video hundred of times😂😂😂

This is hilarious! The next line should be - So now I'm in therapy...

His mom is so funny I already know her so well now

I watch this about 100 times and I laugh like a 2 million time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂