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Foodfight! - JonTron
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Күн бұрынCheck out Hot or Not here: bit.ly/1iQ3nCg
Jon and Jacques take a look at one of the worst, yet most expensive, animated films of all time.
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~Credits~
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@MnemonicHorse 7 жыл бұрын
"Am I threatening you? Are you threatening me? Who's the threat here?" One of my favorite lines. Like, I want to hear it used in a movie at some point.
@erinbrown1701 7 жыл бұрын
Mnemonic_Horse I'm the 100th liker!
@oppietheman5804 7 жыл бұрын
Mnemonic_Horse my fav is BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER
@lordofgumdrops5441 7 жыл бұрын
Mnemonic_Horse AM I DEAD YET
@rooksclown316 7 жыл бұрын
'Also, she's a Nazis and a Star Wars.'
@bigchooch4434 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Kevin Hart line
@-gemberkoekje-5547 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine finding that locket. Washed up on some beach on Bermuda
@sinisterpicklez9864 5 жыл бұрын
I mean I would take it home
@JanoyCresvaZero 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see the visible confusion on whomever found it’s face.
@surgingtwentyoneps4474 4 жыл бұрын
Throw it and run in the other direction
@zachp8163 4 жыл бұрын
I would certainly be confused
@arbetor12 4 жыл бұрын
I actually found it I then burnt it
@sin_decent Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the fact that Dex is so in love with the catgirl that he's willing to poison himself with her product that's incredibly toxic to dogs is unintentionally beautiful writing
@error-try-again-later 11 ай бұрын
The funniest part is that raisins are also incredibly toxic to cats. I'm not sure what this says about Sunshine, but it definitely says _something._
@samedwards3285 11 ай бұрын
I KNEW IT, IT'S A SUICIDE PACT@@error-try-again-later
@jdlamb4212 11 ай бұрын
Also the film is incredibly toxic to humans
@sin_decent 11 ай бұрын
@@jdlamb4212 Well, that goes without saying
@TFFAN16 9 ай бұрын
I too, eat my wife's cooking
@sammydelamante7982 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I had the dvd of this movie and watched it religiously almost every single day, I have no clue where I even got it but I remember loving it for some dystopian reason
@josephchanley7228 2 жыл бұрын
The product placement got you good huh?
@Tree_e888 2 жыл бұрын
I was 4 years old when this movie came out, I never actually saw it but even back then I would have found this awfully rendered.
@echomikoart 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's the sign of a chaotic mind. Much like how I used to watch barbie movies, that now give me nightmares every time I see the models they used at the time.
@kaiserwilhelmdergrosse1871 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tree_e888 This movie came out in 2012 after 9 years in development hell. - A message from His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm der Große.
@zarbon5460 2 жыл бұрын
I seen it once I oddly l8ked it
@Glimbosgold69 4 жыл бұрын
That "what the f***?" Was so comedically placed it caught me off guard lmao
@matt5829 4 жыл бұрын
What the fudge
@oscardeleon6868 3 жыл бұрын
Now im having doubs if this was supposed to be a childs movie
@matt5829 3 жыл бұрын
@@oscardeleon6868 its not a cuss word its just says fuck
@alejandroribera5361 3 жыл бұрын
wait he actually said that?
@Twisty14 3 жыл бұрын
Yea , wasn't expecting that one in a movie of weirdly animated product mascots............
@JoyousUnicorn 8 жыл бұрын
war, war never changes.
@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын
+Big Boss METAL.......GEAR.....
@geckomaxz5362 8 жыл бұрын
+Rex Mason So did every Fallout war hero ever
@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын
War has changed.......lol
@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын
danny dircio well it's possible
@cynthiacoultan6524 8 жыл бұрын
+JoyousUnicornGaming WEW Fallout 4!
@captainpalegg2860 11 ай бұрын
"but enough about me, let's kill you" is honestly too good a line for this nuclear meltdown of a movie.
@PsychGh 16 күн бұрын
the joker used it once i believe
@sam4gaming135 3 жыл бұрын
IT took me 7 years to realise that the "hot or not" app wasn't just a gag made up by jon
@DoofXMachina 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT?
@theoats9804 3 жыл бұрын
Wait wot do u mean
@Florescentia02 2 жыл бұрын
Yes its actually a sponsor, check the description
@An_Owl_named_VIPER 2 жыл бұрын
@@Florescentia02 also at the very very end of the vid
@claymenefee6999 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!
@spruceferret752 3 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to have diversity in film. Especially in this movie, where we have a main character who’s slowly dying of kidney failure and a squirrel with epilepsy.
@kaizermierkrazy6886 3 жыл бұрын
And crazy furry blind girls
@sunnyd6519 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, ah I am so happy I found this comment, thanks for the laughs.
@colonelsanders1617 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like an actual thing he would say
@DorsenFilm 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, watching this movie will give you seizures whether you have epilepsy or not.
@carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536 2 жыл бұрын
God dammit, my baby is sleeping in the same room I'm watching this, and you dare to make such a hilarious comment
@dovacraft5772 4 жыл бұрын
Jacques saying "it was cool though" is the cutest thing ever
@Idk_496 4 жыл бұрын
that was so adorable (no joke)
@phoenixboy9887 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@pokehunter6467 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to Jacques.
@whamboy 4 жыл бұрын
Poke Hunter do you even watch his vids?
@pokehunter6467 4 жыл бұрын
Whamboy yes, though not in the right order, so I don’t really know the whole story behind what happened.
@tazinboor3913 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has literally the MOST iconic lines on KZfaq.
@marakarthegreat 2 жыл бұрын
he sounds like Nathan Lane
@mikerodstrom 2 жыл бұрын
Like, "Is that… is that a pooprat!?"
@brendennielsen4900 2 жыл бұрын
I still reference the sarcophagus line in every day conversation
@SunFlowerSniper 2 жыл бұрын
WE GOT ONE WE GOT ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
@christianloper9483 2 жыл бұрын
It's not very quotable, but I absolutely die when he says, "that is essential to understanding the central concepts of this film" 😂
@stankenpicklethethird507 Жыл бұрын
only took me 8 years to realize the grappling hook dex uses is made out of kitchen utensils.
@MalkaLand1996 6 жыл бұрын
This film's budget was $65M *Where'd the other $64,999,999 go?*
@Daniel-kx3zz 6 жыл бұрын
Eliya Drugs... and hookers...
@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel 28893 all Charlie's no doubt! Selfish prick
@school001jb 6 жыл бұрын
Charlie sheen
@MizzyDcept666 6 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume they even used a million for this film...
@davisdavisdavis 6 жыл бұрын
Eliya the movie probably was good until they had to restart, most of it probably went towards the voice actors
@lancenocturna2743 3 жыл бұрын
"Dog? Raisins? Don't see anything wrong with that." Fun Fact: Grapes, and by proxy raisins, are actually toxic to dogs.
@SerAbiotico 3 жыл бұрын
It Will release its pain
@keeyandameen1688 3 жыл бұрын
So this dog eating raisin is like a person taking a smoke?
@jakehague1555 3 жыл бұрын
Oop, how many to hurt them
@alwaystired4 3 жыл бұрын
@@keeyandameen1688 think its more along the lines of popping cyanide pills like they’re tictacs
@carloscaballerofranco1758 3 жыл бұрын
@@keeyandameen1688 You know, if you think about it that way, that's almost smart.
@sugarbaby1974 Жыл бұрын
Gonna add to all of the fun facts so far: the animations are insanely active because Charlie Sheen did the motion capture for most, if not all, of the characters. He was coked out of his mind and the motion capture process they'd set up was extremely primitive, even for the time and despite the budget, so he was asked to over-exaggerate his movements even MORE than they already were in order to make sure they were captured. I would give absolutely everything I own to see footage of those motion capture sessions, ngl.
@SQUIDWORD15 Жыл бұрын
I doubt that
@zonalspore 2 ай бұрын
@@SQUIDWORD15Bruh, this isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Charlie Sheen was a HUGE drug addict and crazy sob. Bro has some of the wackiest interviews ever.
@SQUIDWORD15 2 ай бұрын
@@zonalspore True, true, but we have evidence of there being many motion capture performers (even an actual contortionist for Cheazel Weasel) so it leads me to believe the OP is misinformed
@ma.2089 Ай бұрын
@@SQUIDWORD15 oh he’s hella misinformed. Dude just made all of it the F up
@ma.2089 Ай бұрын
Why spread lies about this dumb movie?
@gabe_gamer9320 Жыл бұрын
5:13 Keep in mind, this was the same actor who voiced King Dice from Netflix’s “The Cuphead Show.”
@td_is_infinite667 4 ай бұрын
no fucking way
@seragoodnight7877 9 жыл бұрын
Props to the insane future-dweller that finds the Locket.
@sleepdeath9001 9 жыл бұрын
What if after all of our oceans are dry and humanity is completely extinct, extraterrestrials come to Earth, and that locket is the only thing left of our civilization?
@seragoodnight7877 9 жыл бұрын
***** They'd probably assume that that loveable rogue was a prime example of the past civilization, and then promptly leave, being so afraid of what came before.
@AppleBiscuits 9 жыл бұрын
Charlie sheen is life though
@WiggleJimmy 9 жыл бұрын
Arcralf goddess*
@gymleaderfern 9 жыл бұрын
Somebody call an ambulance for kingrobo
@jakeswervo3089 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This wasn’t the first time Charlie Sheen had voiced a dog protagonist in an animated movie. He actually first voiced Charlie Barkin in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, as well as voicing Charlie in the animated series.
@jonathonparzyck82 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie was played by the late Burt Reynolds
@Funkmeister6604 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Parzyck Until the second movie, where he was replaced by Sheen
@mcwildstyle9106 4 жыл бұрын
And there's a difference. All Dogs go to Heaven 2 was a good or may I say great film, while Foodfight is a piece of shit
@Coolartist1110 4 жыл бұрын
He voiced him in 2, not the animated series.
@Sqlslammer 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of a shame that Gordon Freeman died in that movie
@johnclark926 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I just did some research and apparently the Poop Rat was voiced by none other than the director of Food Fight himself, this is a huge revelation
@Madmaxgaming130 2 ай бұрын
Suddenly that THING talking directly to the camera makes WAY to much sense
@thegageshow3-k3h 19 күн бұрын
@@Madmaxgaming130and kinda sad.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
8:41 "Stranger danger" Man, JonTron has meme worthy material in literally every single upload they've done
@charleswisconsin9196 2 жыл бұрын
he did not invent Stranger Danger. are you kidding?
@damnation6713 2 жыл бұрын
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
@NWCi24.mp4 3 ай бұрын
@@damnation6713ey guys i found DJ Spit
@melonemann8004 4 жыл бұрын
8:17 probably my favourite reaction from jontron ever
@ootfan7882 4 жыл бұрын
XD is that a *beep* poop rat. XD
@mattway18 4 жыл бұрын
Bad touch, bad touch! STRANGER DANGER!
@mp5k9mm1 4 жыл бұрын
He missed the shit weasel reference from Dreamcatcher.
@confusedaf1112 4 жыл бұрын
Literally no joke when I was watching that part happened a second after I read this.
@BackSpace101 4 жыл бұрын
8:40*
@jackfrost6068 4 жыл бұрын
Sunshine looks like a modded sims character.
@georgeliu6261 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Frost No joke, it’s actually a stolen model from a free online model shop...
@Bornheck 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like Elise from Sonic 06
@OnlyNeedJuan 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgeliu6261 Im not the least bit surprised.
@h20kaboom8 4 жыл бұрын
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's soooooo fucking true
@thecorneliusexperience 4 жыл бұрын
She a cross between a fury and a sim
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Hilary Duff was 15 when she recorded her lines for Sunshine Goodness in this movie. Charlie Sheen (Dex Dogtective) was 37.
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 жыл бұрын
3:17: Did they just put in a rip-off of Mushu? 3:26: That elephant was HIDEOUS! 3:29: So the frog's entire joke was a fart joke. 4:13: Are Fat Cat's minions meant to be naked mole rats? Also, why is Fat Cat a rat? 5:16: Daredevil Dan: Looks less like a squirrel made from chocolate and more like a monkey/squirrel hybrid made from human excrement. Also, he speaks like what TV Tropes would call a "jive turkey". 5:50: EWWWWWWW!!!!! 8:14: Ok, if you're familiar with Peter Lorre, you're gonna hate this movie even further when you find out who Shit Weasel is meant to be a parody of. 8:37: Is it me, or do it find it hilarious Shit Weasel looks like Duke Weaselton from Zootopia? To be fair, Zootopia is 1,000,000X better than this movie (and it came much later). 8:51: A flying dodo with boobs? Who is this meant to be, a rip-off of Toucan Sam or Sonny the Cuckoo? 9:11: Unfortunately, yes. Those are the California Raisins. 9:12: Charlie the Tuna looks more like a killer whale in this movie. 10:00: Good God, these Keebler elves look-alikes look more like rejected Christmas elves! 10:13: Again, Hilary Duff was 15! 10:21: This is Chiquita Banana? Oh wait, this is actually her rip-off, Lola Fruitola 11:43: Is this an acid trip? 12:42: OK, is it me, or does General X look like a Reptilian alien? Did David Icke fund this movie? 13:05: Apparently, Exobytes look like rejected Predacons from Beast Wars. 13:24: Oh my God, the "real world" people look even more disgusting than the mascots! 13:50: Not sure if he's unfunny or just plain offensive. 15:16: The moral? Beautiful = good, ugly = evil 16:05: Also, WHY DID THEY INCLUDE HILARY DUFF? SHE WAS A MINOR BACK THEN!
@nakedstatue8517 Жыл бұрын
Now that's just weird.
@armayafox1328 Жыл бұрын
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Fat Cat's full name is Fat Cat Burglar, named because he kidnaps cats.
@NintendoNerd64 Жыл бұрын
that just makes the fucking raisins line even worse
@OriginalBongoliath Жыл бұрын
That's Pedowood for you.
@marymaza2187 2 жыл бұрын
8:54 "You monster, let me see those melons." This had me rolling.
@T-34_Chan 4 жыл бұрын
Foodfight is what we worried the Lego Movie would be.
@project8813 3 жыл бұрын
Instead that movie was kinda good
@lumarisreyes9894 3 жыл бұрын
@@project8813 true true
@oscardeleon6868 3 жыл бұрын
Tje diferences is that lego movie had better animation, a great message and good original caracters
@aj.jimenez13 3 жыл бұрын
Oscar De Leon characters*
@winterv.4715 3 жыл бұрын
Lego Batman was good too. The rest were eh.
@bobbyk5882 3 жыл бұрын
The "poop rat" line is the funniest shit I've ever heard
@rileyross6621 3 жыл бұрын
What about the poop spider?
@FloridaGuy53 3 жыл бұрын
Poop weasel?
@masterseal0418 2 жыл бұрын
It's because the poop rat is animated disgustingly.
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@FloridaGuy53 SHIT WEASEL
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Жыл бұрын
It's not a poop rat. It's a shit weasel.
@ItsTheVioletQueen Жыл бұрын
6:34 After 9 years I think I finally figured out this joke: Originally called _“Ikes”_ as in _“Icons”_ Jon says he’s calling them _“Jacks”_ Opposite of “on” is “off” *_”Jackoffs”_* He’s calling them jackoffs.
@justin42230 Жыл бұрын
God bless you
@Zylon1338 Жыл бұрын
damn that could actually be it i always found it strange he says hes gonna refer to them as jack... and then he doesnt even do it once
@galiogargoyle6295 6 ай бұрын
The puzzle is finally solved.
@hungrytaco6879 3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that the people who stole the film in late 2002 just wanted to prevent us from ever seeing this monstrosity
@joshslater2426 Жыл бұрын
It might’ve looked better if we had got the original film.
@Ynot_maker 3 ай бұрын
@@joshslater2426 The film as not stolen
@Ynot_maker 3 ай бұрын
@@joshslater2426is Just a excuse
@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын
For anyone interested, the reason the film looks THIS bad is because they're using assets that they originally had no intention on seeing the light of day. These are called "animatics" and are placeholder models, textures, sfx, etc. that are inserted to get a sense of what the scene will look like before the finished assets are done. It's common industry practice. The final assets are what were stolen in the burglary of the film, so rather than sink twice the projected budget into the film, which had grown grossly over budget trying to get licences for its characters, they opted instead to release it with the animations only as a sort of "lost piece of film history". The result is like taking a souffle out of the oven too early. It maintains its shape just long enough for you to recognize what it is before completely collapsing in on itself and becoming an inedible mesh
@theanswerisa3758 4 жыл бұрын
This makes EVERYTHING make more sense, holy frick. Thank you.
@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын
@@theanswerisa3758 No problem, glad you found it helpful. Yeah, essentially this is the equivalent like if Aladin had been stolen so instead of re-doing all the animation they just used story board images to tell the story picture book style lol. No studio would ever receive dailies that look like THIS and keep funding the project as much as they were giving it. The original movie probably looked about on part with your average Dreamworks movie of the time and that was the footage that was getting funding. Honestly I'm hoping some day someone will find the old footage, I'd be curious to see the final product's art design in comparison.
@gappystan4life376 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. You are very smart. Thank you
@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын
@@gappystan4life376 you can actually find an early trailer of the film on youtube. The animation isn't great, even for the time, but it's LEAGUES better than this garbage. It's sort of a shame that this is how it ended up cause even though it would've been a terrible movie regardless, it wouldn't have been an abomination like this if all things had gone as planned lol
@SmokeyEdits 4 жыл бұрын
So, what the fuck is with the theft of the film? I know you say the models and such were taken, was it the actual models themselves or was it more of a close-to-final-edit of the movie? I feel like there's an entire subplot of mismanagement and sabotage here and I desperately want to know the story.
@TheJacobshapiro 7 жыл бұрын
The orange-ish color in the entire film makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.
@done___ 7 жыл бұрын
Says the fellow with the orange profile pic...
@spyguymarquez8216 7 жыл бұрын
Get used to it, Donald Trump is the new president.
@TheJacobshapiro 7 жыл бұрын
Charlie F lol it's the stock picture
@freshavocado6528 7 жыл бұрын
TheJacobShapiro donald trump is offended
@JamilJslibi 7 жыл бұрын
TheJacobShapiro nah ah, dont wanna hear excuses young boy
@crow-vz5lx Жыл бұрын
I like how the dog swings the rope counterclockwise and then when he launches it throws it clockwise,defeating the momentum immediately
@boredcrab2 Жыл бұрын
Imagine recovering a lost locket in the river and you open it up and its just a picture of dex dogtective
@sin_decent 3 ай бұрын
Id actually shriek
@mrfreezy7457 6 жыл бұрын
For those commenting about the dog eating raisins: yes, raisins are poisonous to dogs. I'm guessing the intent was to create an allusion to film noir detectives who smoke cigarettes.
@braydenbeauchamp4368 6 жыл бұрын
Oh that's clever
@silverselkie1692 5 жыл бұрын
If that was the intent, why not have him chew on sticks or bones like one would smoke a cigarette
@mrfreezy7457 5 жыл бұрын
@alex purple I agree that would be a more solid allusion visually. However, this movie is an over-budget train wreck, so all obvious logic went out the window.
@jahlian9669 5 жыл бұрын
@@silverselkie1692 Since cigarettes are hazardous to people's health I guess
@WileyCylas 5 жыл бұрын
That’s a little *too* smart for this “film”..... they spent too much on little fun creature features like this & forgot to have a functioning plot or movie....
@Nomaybe-ei4hn 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody is gonna find that locket and be really confused one day ._.
@Void_Echoes 4 жыл бұрын
Then when they discover where the dog is from, they’re gonna watch the movie, be disgusted, and then throw the locket away again. And then the cycle shall repeat.
@Nomaybe-ei4hn 4 жыл бұрын
ShadowDragonGamer 476 *spoopy-*
@guinealover6674 4 жыл бұрын
@@Void_Echoes It's a Jumanji-style curse.
@Void_Echoes 4 жыл бұрын
guinealover6674 !!! yep
@driddick7361 3 жыл бұрын
@@guinealover6674 Nah, at least Jumanji has the sense to let you die after putting you through such agony when you lose.
@Flamingotree74 2 жыл бұрын
It’s weird watching this in 2022. Really just the: “What year is it?” “It’s 2014!” Fucks with me every time
@trashotaku 2 жыл бұрын
8:20 Jon reaction to the greasy looking weasel thing will never not make me laugh
@miroshnikov9278 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "if I had raisin for every time blah blah blah" it reminded me that raisins are lethal to dogs, thus proving the dog was suicidal.
@keeyandameen1688 3 жыл бұрын
No it's is like a person smoking
@jakehague1555 3 жыл бұрын
Not fatal, just toxic
@walterpavloski5792 3 жыл бұрын
The dosage is what matters, if I eat a shit ton of raisins I will die.Humans have a higher tolerance
@Z_Viper08 3 жыл бұрын
I would be too if I was in this crap
@snazzyzsmitty 3 жыл бұрын
He just likes to have a nice rasin to calm his nerves its fiiiiine
@pay2cusername845 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the “Enough about me, let’s kill you!” Line Is pretty solid
@mastercrow4213 4 жыл бұрын
That the real problem for me. Some of those lines or jokes seemed pretty alright. And the actors were all pretty famous. This could have become a really good movie. Or at least standart.
@krischioney 4 жыл бұрын
The execution of it was just terrible
@raidenakajacktheripper5988 4 жыл бұрын
@@mastercrow4213 I can agree on that. If the animation was a lot better, it could have been quite decent. But instead, they rushed with the animation, which makes it really unenjoyable.
@raidenakajacktheripper5988 4 жыл бұрын
@Andy Gygi Yeah, pretty much.
@soursugar4867 4 жыл бұрын
there was an audio cut halfway through the line so it couldve been better
@thebaddestlarry9424 3 жыл бұрын
"It's like FDR came back to life to show everyone what legs do" is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while. 🤣
@balengd5402 3 жыл бұрын
"But enough about mEeE, let's kill yOOouUu" I love that line too much
@NonTwinBrothers 2 жыл бұрын
Never gets old, lmao
@dancingdiva9985 5 жыл бұрын
The film was probably stolen by one of the actors/actresses who didn’t want their career destroyed
@darthsidious6380 5 жыл бұрын
I support this theory.
@Nicknyamka 5 жыл бұрын
The actors just go inside a booth and read their lines and go away. They don't have access to the files. I bet it was just one of the animators or the editor that did it
@christopherdempsey3878 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthsidious6380 Me too.
@corpsemachine6949 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nicknyamka don't be a wiseass
@banana19283 4 жыл бұрын
legit probably
@zaworldo3189 4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah! Ugly people never win” that hits me a bit to hard
@thekeeperofsecrets1615 4 жыл бұрын
Do you never win or are you ugly? Btw I’m not trying to insult.
@Doroalebarn 4 жыл бұрын
You are Za worldo you can't be ugly ✨
@zaworldo3189 4 жыл бұрын
The Keeper Of Secrets bit of both
@JanoyCresvaZero 4 жыл бұрын
I’m willing to bet you’re a fucking ladykiller bro. Be confident. Even if you’re not, just fake it. Best of luck. 👌🏻
@nokachi3339 4 жыл бұрын
I would like but it's at 69
@ProfessorGopher2030 Жыл бұрын
4:58 There's just something about Dex falling out of the sky as stiff as cardboard with triumphant music playing that's just so unironically funny.
@zoutzeder5306 Жыл бұрын
Even now 8 years later, this is still gold.
@fallowhorn404 7 жыл бұрын
"It was cool, though." This is why I love you, Jacques.
@mineraftist 7 жыл бұрын
Sweets, Excuse me how old is jaques?
@fallowhorn404 7 жыл бұрын
CookieOwl _ I... Don't know. He has to be over four, though.
@canismo763 7 жыл бұрын
Sweets Take him on a cruise and it's international law (- Insert lenny face because I'm a lazy piece of shit.-)
@warrenchaboyer9024 7 жыл бұрын
SoulBlast35 zz
@ilikecurry2345 6 жыл бұрын
Or as Jon calls him, Zhock.
@russellramble6479 4 жыл бұрын
15:26 if that’s the moral of the story, shouldn’t all the characters lose
@jenniferdunstan5065 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@gerald4606 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a lot of damage!!
@thegamingknight642 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, characters in this movie...WON?
@thegamingknight642 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjb1908 i was making a joke about the movie's overall quality, including the story. Not to mention the box office.
@Firestorm-613 3 жыл бұрын
Sick burn lol
@MustafaAli-lb8dq Жыл бұрын
My favourite scene in the movie is the salesman sequence who walks like a lunatic due to bad motion capture. That scene is hilarious.
@gabrielarras7815 11 ай бұрын
This is literally the 20th time I've watched this. Older JonTron just never goes out of style
@Halo2nothing11111 7 жыл бұрын
"Izzat a poop-rat?" lmao every fucking time.
@SlendIGuess 7 жыл бұрын
Halo2nothing11111 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGA DANGA*
@HeroofWind 7 жыл бұрын
Halo2nothing11111 The cousin of the poop spider that haunts PBG
@myladygrim 7 жыл бұрын
"HOLY F*** C*** S***! IZAT A POOP RAT? IZAT A F*** POOP RAT?! One of my favorite Jontron quotes, behind his macnugget ordeal...
@GEEK-fy1dz 7 жыл бұрын
this is so horrible its almost a Stephen king movie...ah ha, its a SHIT WEASEL!
@DustinShelton620 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the stolen footage was turned into Sausage Party
@MarauderYT 4 жыл бұрын
At least Sausage Party doesn’t look like vomit placed in 3D animation software, it has a couple of decent jokes
@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын
@@MarauderYT while true about the animation, the jokes are subjective. And the animation, while being better than pokemon sword and shield, it still isnt good
@femmefuntime 4 жыл бұрын
Cleo King saying something has better animation than sword and shield isn’t saying much
@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын
@@femmefuntime you right
@yjyee1808 4 жыл бұрын
Still better than Tij
@nativeseneca7181 2 жыл бұрын
8 years this video has been out and i still loss it when Mr. Clean shows up. Sooo underrated.
@slightlyistorical1776 2 жыл бұрын
So fun fact about Charlie Sheen: My father is a paramedic in the city LAFD and knows a couple of guys stationed in Beverly Hills. They go on calls where Charlie Sheen ODs on crack and basically revive him once a month. Every time they go on a call he buys their station the most expensive gym/luxury equipment as a thank-you for not letting him die
@notsoalex 7 жыл бұрын
"This is amazing! How long have you had this?" "One million year." "I'll take it." Good job Jon.
@tomsmurf4225 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: raisins are poisonous to dogs. It's a good thing this movie bombed
@SeenAGreatLight 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of strange how many foods are poisonous to those critters.
@trequor 4 жыл бұрын
@@SeenAGreatLight Not really. They've got tons of health problems from generations of being bred for specific traits.
@jozinek876 4 жыл бұрын
Dex should've died, and Sunshine Raisin should've been revealed as the villain who deliberately poisoned him.
@fork4207 4 жыл бұрын
They’re even more poisonious then chocolate to dogs.
@ezradoessomestuff4769 4 жыл бұрын
I was going down to the comments to see if anyone said this lol
@narottamcecil1803 3 жыл бұрын
8:41 How I felt when Melman’s face was thrown right at me, taking up the whole screen in the 1st “Madagascar” film.
@Gameboy_1992 2 жыл бұрын
5:44 *"Am I Dead Yet?"*
@TheInkPitOx 2 ай бұрын
AM I DEAD YET?
@juneru2 7 жыл бұрын
I like to believe that Jon went to a random shop and asked a cashier to say a line and the cashier was like "ye sounds cool".
@callofabyss 7 жыл бұрын
zigdug *ONE MILLION YEAR*
@ootfan7882 3 жыл бұрын
@@callofabyss *I'll take it!*
@Frankenbutt99 7 жыл бұрын
Foodfight 2 Foodfight: On Ice Foodfight Goes on Broadway Foodfight the Ride Foodfight (live action) Fight of the Living Food (obligatory zombie sequel) Meal Battle (Chinese ripoff) And worst of all... *food*
@thatoneguy2169 7 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: NOOOOOooooo...
@kas8ia 7 жыл бұрын
Oobi Woobi Kanoobi Don't forget the special where they save Christmas
@ElderBugGames 7 жыл бұрын
The Chinese Bootleg would probably be better than the original film
@siegiv.1087 7 жыл бұрын
hey Beter Don't forget Food fight:The Ike's join Shrek.
@callofabyss 7 жыл бұрын
hey Beter *GOD FORBID IT LANDS ON BWAY*
@TheKrensada 2 жыл бұрын
That part where she unplugs the TV and then the plug flys back into the socket had me laughing for five minutes. JonTron is the best.
@Jayshiver 3 ай бұрын
I’m willing to bet that in this case, “stolen” actually means “accidentally deleted”. Who on earth would steal an unfinished movie and then just do nothing with it?
@AModerateHue 8 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna take a swim to find that Locket you dropped, Jon
@thorvmoeller 8 жыл бұрын
Found it yet?
@cmdrramenlucc5845 8 жыл бұрын
Oh boy...
@williamsundbaum6652 8 жыл бұрын
+Clorox Bleach can I drink you? c:
@thorvmoeller 8 жыл бұрын
McHaazelnutz Sure.
@firesmenk 8 жыл бұрын
I already found it
@mochure 9 жыл бұрын
So... let me get this correctly. They have wasted 65 million on this movie, and they still claim that piracy is the reason of their losses?
@JaffaIsCute 9 жыл бұрын
They used 1 million on the movie 30 million was used to pay people to watch the rest was used to cover up the suicides
@caitlynnhatch9254 9 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You think this movie drove him even a little bit crazy?
@joe579003 9 жыл бұрын
Hikari Minoru Dude loves his crack cocaine. He's in his own world now, we will never know.
@The_All-Seer 9 жыл бұрын
Euan Lyall This comment made my day.
@jerm70 9 жыл бұрын
Hikari Minoru According to Charlie Sheen this was the movie that killed his sanity.
@LARenli Жыл бұрын
Back for a nostalgia rush after almost 10 years
@DanielZeal 3 ай бұрын
This video is 10 years old? Feels like I've been watching it since birth.
@axion9513 3 жыл бұрын
Someone’s gonna find that locket in 30 years, open it up and be like “what the fuck is this horror bull shit”
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
They'll be sleeping, wake up, look at the corner of their room and see Dex standing in the corner
@razberrydavid539 3 жыл бұрын
Dex with then suffocate them with raisins.
@twinzzlers Жыл бұрын
Oh that's a nice reference
@crab2934 Жыл бұрын
it'll take one million year.
@LazyPillow 10 жыл бұрын
forced some friends to watch this movie, they are now prosecuting me.
@Avrazael 10 жыл бұрын
Persecuting?
@Moony1568 10 жыл бұрын
lol
@kattn01 10 жыл бұрын
MultiPrismatic Prosecute: Institute legal proceedings against (a person or organization).
@Avrazael 10 жыл бұрын
boorelius Thank you, I know what the word means. It just seemed like persecuting would been a better fit and I thought maybe he got the words mixed up.
@ScaryShadow818 10 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. LazyPillow, may his soul ever rest in peace...
@Adam-xd9tr 3 ай бұрын
Watching this again after seeing the "Rotten" documentary. The story about the footage being stolen was a lie; the director used it as an excuse for why the switch to Mo-Cap made the film take so long to come out. Said director was a real shitty person, too. Mistreating his employees and forcing them to redo work on a whim, while not knowing anything about the animation process (not even thinking storyboarding was that important), and overall being a perverted creep. His favorite character in the film is the "Poop Rat".
@TheSilly6403 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Cookie ☆, director promising a big budged film and using it to make a low effort shitty project that's actual purpose was to be a perv and take the money for himself
@thebrightdiamondtp7871 3 ай бұрын
The SHIT weasel
@JRProductions1203 2 ай бұрын
Let's be honest, the "Poop Rat" was the Best thing to ever come out from that God Awful Movie. 😑
@0-_X.E.N.O.N_-0 Жыл бұрын
I actually found a whole wiki of what had remained of the original version. They were mainly animation reels that featured various works from people who also worked on this movie, but the quality of the animations and models is drastically different from the ones in the remade version. The animations originally were a lot more cartoonish, and attention to detail was better. There was actually a pretty decent effort put into the original. Not sure if the original would have been successful either, but looking at what remains of it, it definitely seems like it would have done a bit better.
@brainjester7836 4 жыл бұрын
I like how even after over 2 years there are still people commenting on this video like it came out yesterday. Seeing that makes me have hope for the human mental condition. Like 2 people from different times laughing together.
@kyrnti1075 4 жыл бұрын
Like me Who literaly watched the video for the first time
@obtuse186 4 жыл бұрын
Check the date, it hasn't been 2 years. It's been 6 years. 6 FUCKING YEARS. I have never felt older.
@boots3305 4 жыл бұрын
*Oh god.*
@skeezixmccat 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeee boiiii
@jaythehuman2552 4 жыл бұрын
Same brother. KZfaq is dead as fuck since Jon stopped uploading as much as he use to.
@DeathlyBioShock 7 жыл бұрын
Its not a movie. Its a very long video game cutscene from 1999.
@cj1101 7 жыл бұрын
DeathlyBioShock 1970 actully
@glitchyjoe64 7 жыл бұрын
space invaders - the movie.
@MarakamiSG 7 жыл бұрын
It's longer than MGS4 cutscenes combined.
@odakagimbi2325 5 жыл бұрын
Don't insult video Games cutscenes from 1999 like that.
@DustinOffAClassic 2 жыл бұрын
The raisin thing is because raisins are toxic to dogs, and detectives in movies are often depicted as chain smokers (raisins being the analogue for cigarettes).
@GiveMeYourFACE9089 Жыл бұрын
"It's oddly sexual" Jon left out the scene where Dan, the chocolate squirrel, is flying, becomes distracted by a woman's tits, then asks her of she wants some "chocolate frosting".
@dac5782 Жыл бұрын
If firsthand accounts are accurate, Larry Kassonoff was the one behind all the sexual bits in the movie; apparently the initial treatments by Josh Wexler were far more in line with a kid's film with probably decent quality, or as much as you'd expect from an early 2000s kid's film.
@mank7230 8 жыл бұрын
So basically, the thief who stole the original movie was doing us a favor?
@RyeVanrouge 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nawor3565 8 жыл бұрын
+Epic Manky Or maybe the movie might have been good, but because they had to start over, it turned into THIS. Maybe he was the one who made THIS HAPPEN
@tamedpassions9523 8 жыл бұрын
The thief is the hero of legend
@vallytine 8 жыл бұрын
+Epic Manky I guess we can say "much obliged" to him.
@ChadIsBad 8 жыл бұрын
No because if he didn't steel it we would have a better movie
@wolfjedisamuel 7 жыл бұрын
*Sausage Party* : The reincarnation of _Food Fight_.
@WindHowlerDoesStuff 7 жыл бұрын
What have you done
@OdenqueenVulpes 7 жыл бұрын
wolfjedisamuel Did not expect to see you here!
@BroomPusher2024 7 жыл бұрын
SAD AIRHORNS
@jackcarroll3575 7 жыл бұрын
Except somehow less funny.
@newgeekstudios 7 жыл бұрын
Call this toll free number (1-800-FUCK-YOURSELF) in order to obtain Seth Rogans laugh along with an unfunny movie about a sausage.
@jimmythedragonslayer2291 2 жыл бұрын
Jontron videos are like a blanket, a warm fire, and a nice drink.
@mr.neodymuim 2 жыл бұрын
I remember back in elementary school all the students were doing standardized testing, and at my school we’d usually watch a film after testing was finished, and for some reason the only film my school had was foodfight. What a wonderful movie to show to a bunch of 10 year olds who just want to go home.
@TheRealNTM 11 ай бұрын
I hope the kids at your school got proper counseling for the horrors they had to endure.
@coconutrice6940 8 жыл бұрын
Jon forgot about the part where everyone sings the fucking French national anthem. Not kidding. Late edit: Yeah, I know it was meant to be a Casablanca reference, but it just sorta happens without any warning. It seems kinda out of place for a kids movie. You know, it didn't really cross my mind, but was this ever meant to be a kids movie? Casablanca references, tons of innuendos, lots and lots of weird fetish fuel. Good God, it's a wonder this thing even exists.
@PuffyOne1898 8 жыл бұрын
And the obvious Jewish stereotype character
@peteranderson5296 7 жыл бұрын
Dr. Si Nustrix?
@GabrielAKAFinn 7 жыл бұрын
OY VEY
@alexaymami9674 7 жыл бұрын
Slappa_Donkee ive seen that shit
@nemesis041 7 жыл бұрын
Slappa_Donkee I must find this movie to learn the truth. I know a friend who owns Birdemic, so he *must* have this one too!
@DragonSpence 7 жыл бұрын
A M I D E A D Y E T ?
@DragonSpence 7 жыл бұрын
Wow we're just gonna right there?
@donk2824 6 жыл бұрын
Not yet sadly
@St0lenS0ulz Жыл бұрын
8:41 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER!* So iconic❤
@hudsondzc 2 жыл бұрын
I have 5 words to describe this film "An assault to the senses."
@ag23415 5 жыл бұрын
Toy Story came out on November 22nd, 1995, making it the first 3-D animated film ever, and looks 10 times better than this.
@justinwinters2993 5 жыл бұрын
@@alfredtheartistanimator make that 9 billion times better
@poopiepantz3415 5 жыл бұрын
@@justinwinters2993 make that 9,000,000,001 times better
@jacobsims1175 5 жыл бұрын
ur profile pic
@Allsparkwarrior47 5 жыл бұрын
Guys you got it all wrong it was to infinity and beyond better than this piece of shit movie
@yasminemobley7858 5 жыл бұрын
Much!
@firmmilkshake8228 6 жыл бұрын
Budget: $65 million Box office: $73,706 ouch
@AZIONG651 5 жыл бұрын
I know right? Soon as I saw that I just felt that "OOOF"
@luisitobardajibenitez8013 5 жыл бұрын
Tiny profit?
@jahlian9669 5 жыл бұрын
@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 No profit
@ikesc1101 5 жыл бұрын
Luisito Bardaji Benitez negative profit
@luisitobardajibenitez8013 5 жыл бұрын
@@ikesc1101 they made 73 million and spent 65 million, that has to be a profit
@scarletcrusader5431 Жыл бұрын
Man I remember watching this back when it came out, I always used to binge this, birdemic, and a few others all the time. Ah middle school, how I miss you
@MondayZi 5 жыл бұрын
13:54 Ary you chocolate? Are you made of chocolate? *REAaLLyY?*
@doctahwahwee4289 5 жыл бұрын
*BAD TOUCH*
@marconisantana4410 5 жыл бұрын
*PERVERTED BAT PERSON WHO IS TURNED ON BY CHOCOLATE*
@margogoralski6294 5 жыл бұрын
*THAT IS SO... SWEET*
@GoIdenbaum 5 жыл бұрын
That "really" tells a very clear message. And that message is that you're going to end up on that guy's fridge if you're not careful.
@Wenis_Prinkle 4 жыл бұрын
when Europeans found Africans
@benjizucker6091 4 жыл бұрын
6 years and still counting 12:16 gets me chuckling every time
@Camichichi- 4 жыл бұрын
I hit the time stamp button about five times for laughs...!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@MuzikBike 4 жыл бұрын
"nice don't got it" aaand credits
@ravenpotter3 4 жыл бұрын
UwU
@JustMaxAsh 5 ай бұрын
Tbh, that's actually a good joke
@eatingsockswithbacon2996 2 жыл бұрын
6:56 is me when a new kirby game is released edit: 8:40 he actually gets hit by a tram car after this scene ends
@theCarouselPainter 5 ай бұрын
POV: food fight's review is 10 years old this year....
@killedcatharsis1979 5 жыл бұрын
...Okay, somewhere out there in that river is a locket with a picture of Dex Dogtective in it. And I *need* to have it.
@hashidraws 5 жыл бұрын
I'll deadass go look for it rn and keep it.
@OMartinez91 5 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if in the future they find the locket and archeologists are perplexed at the picture of a dog person in it
@southpaw117 5 жыл бұрын
I doubt it was actually dropped in the water.
@MrEyes-xh4bb 5 жыл бұрын
i'm getting a faint scent of *_odd1sout reference_*
@MrEyes-xh4bb 5 жыл бұрын
booper08 okay calm down buster
@ps2abbachio137 5 жыл бұрын
FoodFight makes The Emoji Movie look like a Masterpiece.
@thelaughingjester4275 5 жыл бұрын
Why does everybody hate the emoji movie I think it's at least decent and it's still good
@sodacrush3052 5 жыл бұрын
@@thelaughingjester4275 product placement, so,, "trendy" that its just a giant r/fellowkids post, and bad jokes
@sodacrush3052 5 жыл бұрын
@Skull Killer yes, that's the worst part.
@hansruhlmann454 5 жыл бұрын
@cheesy savage The Emoji Movie did at least have a pretty decent animation.
@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710 5 жыл бұрын
@@thelaughingjester4275 it's boring
@burninsherman1037 2 жыл бұрын
I think I must be the only person who remembers seeing promotional material for foodfight back during its original release schedule. Remember it being in the upcoming movies section of a movie gallery pamphlet way back in the day.
@TheBfutgreg Жыл бұрын
14:49 I unironically love this, it's so silly
@DrDolan2000 3 жыл бұрын
"Am I dead yet?" If you're asking, probably not. You may feel dead, but this movie doesn't actually kill people. It tortures them until they beg for death
@SirBlackReeds 3 жыл бұрын
Eh, I've seen worse. This movie is just so average.
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds please curse me with your knowledge of movies worse than this.
@jellygachastudiosarchives7626 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@b.j.5610 3 жыл бұрын
@@jellygachastudiosarchives7626 5:44
@tomodaphne 3 жыл бұрын
So it’s like Batman.
@1sam234 6 жыл бұрын
That "$65 million" budget is under debate, there's lots of others saying that it's $45 million. Still $45 million too much.
@KingC-way425 6 жыл бұрын
1sam234 Movie looks like it was made with a KZfaq budget
@nohandlesplease 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Calloway youtube budget animation can look much better.
@Deadlocked. 6 жыл бұрын
It was probably $10 tbh
@reginaldbeaulieu7856 6 жыл бұрын
I betcha $40 million was to pay off the actors, the rest went in the dudes pocket
@gringuskhan7184 6 жыл бұрын
Try $10
@JonahSMoonRiver 6 ай бұрын
i still go back and watch old jontron videos to feel something
@YEOsCanal 2 жыл бұрын
For the record: Ice Age came out in 2002 with a budget of 59 million dollars and took 2 years to make. Paranorman came out in 2012 with a budget of 60 million dollars and took 3 years to make. Food Fight had 65 million dollars, 10 years to make, and THIS is the product we get.
@Mr.Man2214 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s like FDR came back to life and tried to show every one what legs do.” Is probably one of the best things I have ever heard.
@FearlessLeader2001 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I had to pause the video because I was laughing for a long time
@sgtpepper91 5 жыл бұрын
i know who fdr was but i dont get it
@FearlessLeader2001 5 жыл бұрын
Sgt. Pepper he was crippled, needed a wheelchair to get around
@sgtpepper91 5 жыл бұрын
@@FearlessLeader2001 ah, thank you
@ShockerTopper 5 жыл бұрын
That got a big chuckle out of that line, it was VERY clever actually! I wish I had started watching this channel before the Flex Seal video! What's the rumor about Jon, that he offended some SJW's? He isn't exactly coming off as some bad person, his jokes are pretty funny and I honestly don't see any "side" of his. Seems like he doesn't like either side like myself..
@GoldRaptor00 9 жыл бұрын
The production of this movie reminds me of that creepypasta about the mother who lost her kid and started some crude pregnancy cloning ring that killed a bunch of women just to get one miscarried fetus
@Sencilia 9 жыл бұрын
Jason Ross which creepypasta is that?
@805Goodland 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah anyone know what it's called?
@Guaseth 9 жыл бұрын
No wonder why it reminded you to it.
@tomatkinson4880 9 жыл бұрын
That creepypasta is called "The Big Bang Theory, Tuesdays on CBS"
@orangi3415 9 жыл бұрын
No, it's called "Once Upon a Time, on Sundays on the ABC channel!"
@LungoScrungo 3 жыл бұрын
5:08 Just like that 60s Spiderman meme where he's like "This is how I f*** the sky."
@LtReinRaus 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the moment at the end where Dex takes his hat off and underneath is another identical hat. My whole living room screaming at the TV "NO THAT'S NOT ANOTHER HAT!!"
@magspie04 3 жыл бұрын
JonTron is one of the only channels that if you didn't look at the date it was posted you would have no clue it was -six- nine years old Edit: Why is this suddenly getting so much attention? Lmao I fixed the number too
@ducktooth2502 3 жыл бұрын
10:50
@specterknight0542 3 жыл бұрын
Sevn years now
@richraah9590 2 жыл бұрын
all his videos are timeless
@Brave_Sir_Robin 2 жыл бұрын
Sam o’nella academy is annother
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn’t even know