Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

4 ай бұрын

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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, VT

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 4 ай бұрын
Hi Friends! Thanks for watching . Make sure to like and subscribe for the algorithm. All my upcoming show dates are here ->www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com If you’d like to subscribe to the membership ->shorturl.at/enpB1
@monicamacneille3372
@monicamacneille3372 4 ай бұрын
Dude, you're one of my favorite comedians in the world. You need your own news/current events show.
@Robert-ge7mp
@Robert-ge7mp 4 ай бұрын
Your great brother I dunno how you keep coming up with material allways make me laugh thank you so much
@mariposa1236
@mariposa1236 4 ай бұрын
Hi Friend 👋🏽
@DanielTalsky
@DanielTalsky 4 ай бұрын
Yo what is your closing theme music, man I need to bump that for more than 8 seconds so bad!
@joshuastanton6731
@joshuastanton6731 4 ай бұрын
Good job out there Josh, you’re always making the most thought provoking jokes about life and perspective.
@robins.9700
@robins.9700 4 ай бұрын
"If I get shot in the head...I die. That's just how I was raised." 🤣🤣
@wiggletonthewise2141
@wiggletonthewise2141 Ай бұрын
Now that’s some relatable comedy right there
@penpad5555
@penpad5555 Ай бұрын
It’s the respectful thing to do.
@evenhasawatermark
@evenhasawatermark 25 күн бұрын
That shit was so funny I actually had to pause the video.
@catharineorellana3522
@catharineorellana3522 2 сағат бұрын
His Grandma didn't raise no fool!!!!!!
@hanzflackshnack1158
@hanzflackshnack1158 4 ай бұрын
"The head is where they keep ALL the brains." 🤣🤣🤣
@anncoleman
@anncoleman 4 ай бұрын
SO GOOD
@paulschumacher4308
@paulschumacher4308 4 ай бұрын
🎉
@Someone-u-know2
@Someone-u-know2 4 ай бұрын
Evidently, he didn't have anything up there to hit!! They don't call folks 'pea brain' for no reason 😂
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 4 ай бұрын
"I go to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow" may be my favorite line ever uttered in a comedy set.
@pumpkingill9646
@pumpkingill9646 4 ай бұрын
I agree.
@sempressfi
@sempressfi 4 ай бұрын
Yes I was walking to my kitchen listening and had to just pause for a few seconds lolll
@roberthuber7031
@roberthuber7031 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes a comedian can say something so poignant the only thing to say is "Bars". This young man is the peak of observational comedy and he has Richard Pryor/George Carlin level potential if he keeps going strong. I expect great things from Josh in his comedy future. He has that old soul feel to him.
@umihereuminoumi6177
@umihereuminoumi6177 Ай бұрын
I was practically screaming MORTAL COIL?! 🤣
@andromedaspark2241
@andromedaspark2241 Ай бұрын
This is a man who reads. His vocabulary shows it. "Mortal coil" 🤓 he's a funny nerd and I love it 😂
@i.m.takkinen
@i.m.takkinen 4 ай бұрын
Can't believe how much good material perfectly delivered this dude comes out with on a consistent basis. It's wild.
@aylbdrmadison1051
@aylbdrmadison1051 4 ай бұрын
He just gets out there and experiences life in some pretty funny places I bet. It so reminds me of all sorts of weird shlt I've seen. Like once in a park in the Oakland hills (this was in the 80's when stoners just hung out in parks), I saw a guy who was definitely on that same drug. It started out with him trying chop down a 100 year old redwood tree with his foot and then his fists, and then when that didn't work, he charged the tree from about 12 feet away and head butted it. Then he got into a fight with my friends brother, witch as indestructible as he seemed, was still a big mistake.. Later after he was essentially embarrassed out of the park, the police found him hiding in the bushes on the other side of the freeway for some reason, and the paramedics put him in a straight-jacket, and strapped him down tight to a gurney, and as the paramedics wheeled him by us, he lifted his head up, and with a massive and honestly very friendly at that point (guess he was enjoying the ride) and massive grin, he yells out,, _"Hey! It was really fun partying with you people! Let's do it again, okay?"_ And that's the short version. lols
@zebralauren1
@zebralauren1 4 ай бұрын
Facts!!!
@MrIndiemusic101
@MrIndiemusic101 4 ай бұрын
Because he's actually funny and can write actual punchlines instead of complaining about bullshit cancel culture.
@grantgravesgmail
@grantgravesgmail 4 ай бұрын
I totally agree. We all have these experiences but Josh can always see the humor and has amazing delivery. He makes it look so easy but you know he is a crazy smart dude making all laugh at his view point. I just love his entertainment.
@MarlonOwnsYourCake
@MarlonOwnsYourCake 4 ай бұрын
It's scary
@LiShuBen
@LiShuBen 4 ай бұрын
As an autistic person who enjoys watching people, this was very enlightening. I’m a rather large black guy and I now fear that I may have made people very uncomfortable in the past 😅
@willothewild
@willothewild 4 ай бұрын
Esp. since ‘tism makes your resting face something like 🤨😕🫤😛😠 in a lot of cases. People do look a little confused when they catch me watching them. Like they don’t just glance away from me, they usually double-take and look like they’re trying to figure out what it is I want.
@marioricomeza2839
@marioricomeza2839 4 ай бұрын
I'm always doing the head bobbing 😅😂😂😂
@newjiji254
@newjiji254 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅😅😅
@jop4112
@jop4112 4 ай бұрын
As long as you're not swimming naked in the Cabela's or Bass Pro Shop we're good 😂
@FlyForAWhiteTy
@FlyForAWhiteTy 4 ай бұрын
Dude as a tall white skinny cryptid that dissociates, that vibe is also hilarious to me ngl
@lucaszeta
@lucaszeta 4 ай бұрын
🇧🇷 Brazilian here. It was a stray bullet shot so far away it hit him with less force. We take New Year's Eve and Carnival parties too seriously, ain't no bullet going to stop my guy from having a little fun.
@therealwilfreddierkes9980
@therealwilfreddierkes9980 3 ай бұрын
Duuuude. This is a true story??? Omg. Respect.
@mattjohn4731
@mattjohn4731 3 ай бұрын
Gun violence is raging here in Albuquerque. The government needs to house the homeless and provide medical care. Violence will decrease immediately. And background checks and mental health support. I'm far left but not against gun rights
@corvanphoenix
@corvanphoenix Ай бұрын
@@mattjohn4731 Bro, basically only Americans can understand how you guys have to live with guns. In our countries, 9/10 shootings are organised crime or the police. We never think about weapons in our daily lives. I mean, I own rifles & people can have firearms, but it's just like one of the hundreds of hobbies people have.
@cnj67
@cnj67 Ай бұрын
I've seen Brazilians happily boasting about how they sustained pretty bad damage, got on the hospital wagon, and back out and dance. I believe you.
@rozwynn2349
@rozwynn2349 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@rise4097
@rise4097 4 ай бұрын
"That's drugs. That's not the native tongue of any land" 🤣
@willothewild
@willothewild 4 ай бұрын
No, my son…the native tongue of EVERY land 😂
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 4 ай бұрын
reject modernity. embrace drugs... they have always been here
@marlonbascombe3427
@marlonbascombe3427 4 ай бұрын
If I get shot in tne head I die... Maybe that's just how I was raised 😂😂😂😂😂😂 took me tf out
@juliehill9247
@juliehill9247 4 ай бұрын
Right - I laughed so hard I cried
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 4 ай бұрын
Spat out my drink. What am I even drinking while watching this. I should know better.
@Simplelivingslowliving
@Simplelivingslowliving 4 ай бұрын
Sameeeee 😂😂😂
@yochaigal
@yochaigal 4 ай бұрын
"That's not the native tongue of any land!" So great.
@rxbeckett
@rxbeckett 4 ай бұрын
That's the line that made me spit out coffee in public.
@paulschumacher4308
@paulschumacher4308 4 ай бұрын
I woke my family up because I was watching this while they were in bed.
@maryroberts589
@maryroberts589 2 ай бұрын
This is the part that did me in fr!
@lauren3173
@lauren3173 4 ай бұрын
My favorite “blink and you’ll miss them” quotes: “You could punch us!” “Pebbles for everybody!” “He waved to them ‘bababababuh! 🖐️’”
@TobyIsAWoman
@TobyIsAWoman 4 ай бұрын
Pebbles for everybody killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@morellapoe2814
@morellapoe2814 4 ай бұрын
“Ya all should just kiss.”
@j-j8984
@j-j8984 4 ай бұрын
The "you could punch us" genuinely caught me off guard, that was a great line
@marzipanmouse
@marzipanmouse Ай бұрын
"I don't know when he got naked"
@LovingSoul61
@LovingSoul61 4 ай бұрын
“You would punch US if you punched me right now”🤣🤣🤣
@rebeccaangeloff5249
@rebeccaangeloff5249 Ай бұрын
My favorite too
@roadcalm3303
@roadcalm3303 4 ай бұрын
So a man got shot in the head and partied for three days, but a cop had an acorn hit a car beside him, then panicked, thinking he was shot and started shooting wildly.
@willothewild
@willothewild 4 ай бұрын
Well, one of those two was rolling their face off, and the other was running on sugar and caffeine. Clearly we know which the cops should be doing if we want to improve their threat responses. 😛
@DeadInside-ew8qb
@DeadInside-ew8qb 4 ай бұрын
Cop-itis
@Laura-mi3nv
@Laura-mi3nv 4 ай бұрын
I had to look up the story about that man being shot... no one heard any gunfire and he said it felt like he'd been hit by a rock and it stopped bleeding quickly. I think perhaps he's the victim of one of those bizarre rare cases where someone shot a bullet into the air and it landed in his head. It wasn't a deep wound and took 4 full days to show symptoms. On the other story? Cops shouldn't panic, not about anything. The fight or flight response in a cop should be very supressed so that things like that don't happen. Did they also arrest all the squirrels withing a 2 mile radius?
@jauxro
@jauxro 4 ай бұрын
Maybe it's just because I've seen Vegas cops do a podcast with a wall of blue lives themed liquor behind em but I somehow think "mandatory party legislation (for heroes™)" would go over super well
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 4 ай бұрын
America 💪🏾
@nathanhodges411
@nathanhodges411 4 ай бұрын
“I’m not a doctor, I’m not an engineer, I’m not even helpful” same dude
@Rexapocalypse1
@Rexapocalypse1 4 ай бұрын
I had cut my neck, I went to the hospital to see if i needed a stitch and they said 'you got stabbed, who stabbed you?' and i still dont know what happened, it was a fun night though.
@InappropriateShorts
@InappropriateShorts 11 күн бұрын
no you didn’t
@Treesonous
@Treesonous 2 күн бұрын
​@@InappropriateShorts how you gon' tell them?
@shibean373
@shibean373 4 ай бұрын
He said "I'm not even helpful." 🤣🤣🤣 Nooo.!!! 😂😂😂
@deidrajames6686
@deidrajames6686 4 ай бұрын
Took me right on out!! 😂😂😂
@elenawilliams32
@elenawilliams32 4 ай бұрын
"Y'all should just kiss" 😂😂😂 Next time I see a couple of guys trying to do the macho BS getting in each others faces... I'm going to hear Josh's voice saying this! 😂
@selenamartins6073
@selenamartins6073 4 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian I believe it happened. Come party in Brazil we teach you to have fun
@mayaragioz
@mayaragioz 4 ай бұрын
Eu tô aqui pela plateia hahahah
@DodaGarcia
@DodaGarcia 4 ай бұрын
It did! He was from Minas and after being shot, he spent the next 3 days enjoying the rest of his beach vacation in Rio, then DROVE 300KM BACK TO MINAS, then DROVE BACK AND FORTH TO RIO AGAIN FOR WORK, and only then, when his arm started acting weird, he went to the hospital where they jumped on him like nobody's business and put him in the CTI. After two hours of surgery, they removed the bullet and he's now recovering at home. It seems there'll be no long term damage, which is nothing short of miraculous.
@traditionalnative
@traditionalnative 4 ай бұрын
That's insane. Dude has Dev codes 😂​@@DodaGarcia
@dvishwanathan
@dvishwanathan 4 ай бұрын
@@DodaGarcia the man was touched by God and a bullet 🤣
@Simplelivingslowliving
@Simplelivingslowliving 4 ай бұрын
Com to cape verde 🇨🇻 and you’ll have a whole new type of fun. Like never before in your life.
@SilverCurbsideProphet
@SilverCurbsideProphet 4 ай бұрын
"Pebbles for everyone!" my new party catch phrase
@lala-mv2zy
@lala-mv2zy 4 ай бұрын
And then U say: imma leave now 👀😂😂😂
@lucienpavone3443
@lucienpavone3443 4 ай бұрын
his timing, transitions, choice of words, everything just keeps getting better.. dude will be on everyone's radar very soon mark my words
@anjeclbarnes
@anjeclbarnes 3 ай бұрын
Josh is a vet. He's got the respect of a lot of the old heads.
@iremembersleep3083
@iremembersleep3083 Ай бұрын
His bits on the Daily Show have been pretty great.
@Blaisebullion
@Blaisebullion 4 ай бұрын
"If I get shot in the head, I die. That's just how I was raised" LOOOOOL!!!!
@valeriedefarias
@valeriedefarias 4 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian he got me dying. I was supposed to be getting ready for class but instead I’m seating on my bead laughing my ass off
@kathybell6268
@kathybell6268 4 ай бұрын
I should stop eating when i start a Josh johnson video because every time I end up spitting out my food w laughter! Josh you are better and better!
@jc3m
@jc3m 4 ай бұрын
I was lucky enough to see him live last week, and had to physically cover my mouth several times so as not to spit my drink out on the people in front of me.
@elenawilliams32
@elenawilliams32 4 ай бұрын
​@@jc3mAah, lucky you. I'm so jealous - in a good way! I'm seriously hoping that he comes to our Melbourne International Comedy Festival here in Australia. I'd love to see him live. Thrilled you had a great time.
@kathymisuraca5047
@kathymisuraca5047 4 ай бұрын
Yeah. Dr pepper just went out my nose. Ouch
@quietnerdything
@quietnerdything 4 ай бұрын
@@jc3mI saw him recently too, the next day my sides were sore and then I realized that I might have been laughing a bit too hard.
@jc3m
@jc3m 4 ай бұрын
@@quietnerdything oh my gosh yes! My face started to hurt about halfway through. The openers were also great.
@justsoup3726
@justsoup3726 4 ай бұрын
10:50 LMAO I wasnt expecting him to reference the fucking Family Guy death pose meme
@RevCeleste
@RevCeleste 4 ай бұрын
"These fish are al compromised. " LMAO Kiling it, dude,
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 4 ай бұрын
"you would punch _US_ if you punch me right now"
@holl377
@holl377 4 ай бұрын
This man honestly makes my week better
@iriedivine9
@iriedivine9 4 ай бұрын
Same! He is not only hilarious, but charasmatic too.
@octavius3800
@octavius3800 4 ай бұрын
noooooo~ no jail for meeee~
@Notoastleft
@Notoastleft 4 ай бұрын
I've followed you since your story about cat fishing the KKK, and I cannot wait for the chance to see you live, the jokes only get better
@sbnwnc
@sbnwnc 4 ай бұрын
That was an amazing bit!
@Meredith13Angel
@Meredith13Angel 4 ай бұрын
"Got fired from a gang!" Too! 😅😂
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 4 ай бұрын
“Are those Klan ribs!?!?!”
@paigewright5091
@paigewright5091 4 ай бұрын
Same!😁
@elenawilliams32
@elenawilliams32 4 ай бұрын
That was how I discovered Josh too. One of the best comedy anecdotes I've ever heard. He's a funny and very clever young man. 😂
@pb_and_nutella
@pb_and_nutella 4 ай бұрын
"I wanna be a fun guy, but I'm not" I've never felt more seen
@LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm
@LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm 4 ай бұрын
"And he landed Family Guy style"... I knew exactly what Josh meant when I heard that; very clever description!
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 4 ай бұрын
"maybe that's just how i was raised"
@rocioiribe5841
@rocioiribe5841 4 ай бұрын
Such an underrated line😂😂
@SeaSpartan118
@SeaSpartan118 4 ай бұрын
Man, this story reminded me of Phineas Gage. This man got a metal rod THROUGH his head and survived for 12 more years
@Banquet42
@Banquet42 4 ай бұрын
He was a very different personality afterwards though.
@jake_from_statefarm7209
@jake_from_statefarm7209 4 ай бұрын
​@@Banquet42I've heard that it caused him to be a lot more impulsive and irritable, just like a teenager! It went through the part of his brain that develops during adolescence (can't recall offhand if it's the frontal lobe or something else), and he basically became a case study for how the brain develops during adolescence.
@caitthecat
@caitthecat 4 ай бұрын
​@Banquet42 He was suffering immensely. That changes anyone's personality. It's now thought he was young enough to recover fairly well, especially since he went on to do some complex jobs in the following years.
@InAHollowTree
@InAHollowTree 4 ай бұрын
Y'all hear about that rooster in the early 1900's that got beheaded and survived? The head was completely gone but the brain stem wasn't severed, so this poor chicken was just walking around like that. The owners said he would try to crow and perch. They took him on a tour around the country for like a year until he finally died.
@Banquet42
@Banquet42 4 ай бұрын
@@InAHollowTree I heard about that, they had to feed it with liquids using a peppet/dropper I think?
@clareellen7722
@clareellen7722 4 ай бұрын
Love when josh goes full looney tunes character mode with physical comedy bits
@nicholedowning8341
@nicholedowning8341 4 ай бұрын
We ALL going to the hospital. Lol lol
@charlottedrolet9000
@charlottedrolet9000 4 ай бұрын
YO!!! He killed it! That whole bit about the drugged-out guy at Bass Pro shop nearly wiped me out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaredrobinson7071
@jaredrobinson7071 4 ай бұрын
"that's just a loud noise baby girl." lol had me rolling.
@perpetuallymercurial1422
@perpetuallymercurial1422 4 ай бұрын
I feel like my reaction to "shouldn't he have noticed he'd gotten shot in the head" thing is a little unique because I grew up hearing the story of my father being shot in the head and then calling emergency services for his friend who'd also been hurt, driving a good ways down the road, and talking to EMTs all without realizing he'd been shot. So I actually forgot most people don't know that kinda thing can happen XD.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 4 ай бұрын
Your story reminds me of Trevor Noah talking about when his mom got shot in the head
@janaskibo871
@janaskibo871 4 ай бұрын
Wow. That's crazy.
@peggyliu8381
@peggyliu8381 4 ай бұрын
I saw Josh live at a show recently, and he truly is even more spectacular in person. He possesses such an easy and comfortable command of a room and his delivery of jokes is perfect. So good to see him getting more recognition!
@oliveandrice
@oliveandrice 4 ай бұрын
This set was a killer! So many great lines, so many multilevel jokes, great body language too... Josh gets better every week! I'm amazed how he is able to make so much good and fresh material constantly!
@brooklyna007
@brooklyna007 4 ай бұрын
Yea this was his best set I've seen in a while.
@RobGradyVO
@RobGradyVO 4 ай бұрын
Bruh is literally the "they dont know Im anxious" guy in the corner meme lmfao
@Micahslooseearlobe
@Micahslooseearlobe 4 ай бұрын
Bass pro shop guy sounds like greased up deaf guy from family guy lol
@shannonwestley6895
@shannonwestley6895 4 ай бұрын
😂😂 "Don't judge me, I'm just doing my thing" 😂😂
@yaoibabe
@yaoibabe 4 ай бұрын
Exactly who I was thinking of 😂
@thatcarlchick7655
@thatcarlchick7655 4 ай бұрын
"I go to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow." This is POETRY. Love your work!!!
@straitJacketFashion
@straitJacketFashion 4 ай бұрын
You say you’re not a fun guy, but when you said pebbles for everybody- sounded like a good time.
@harmo2502
@harmo2502 4 ай бұрын
A friend i made in the dorms was Brazilian. I kid you not, within 4 hours of moving in he had his feet up on a table while singing and playing a ukulele.
@gray7433
@gray7433 4 ай бұрын
"I'm not even helpful" is 100% me
@kellawiki
@kellawiki 4 ай бұрын
My God, this man has ACTUALLY managed to get better! I didn’t think it was possible!!! He was already SO good!
@user-cu8hq8se1m
@user-cu8hq8se1m 4 ай бұрын
Saw you on TDS...I know you are about to blow up like balloons!! Such a big fan :)❤❤ Thibodaux Love.
@martincrown8616
@martincrown8616 4 ай бұрын
he blew up ages ago but i get it, he has way more coming
@SilverCurbsideProphet
@SilverCurbsideProphet 4 ай бұрын
He's been on The Daily Show for like forever
@zacox
@zacox 4 ай бұрын
Has he been on the daily show? I was thinking about how he totally should be after that bit.
@misterchucktaylor
@misterchucktaylor 4 ай бұрын
​@@zacox since '17, before that he used to tour with Trevor Noah back in the day.
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 4 ай бұрын
He's been a Daily show writer since 2017 (864 episodes). He's also written for Jimmy Fallon (51 episodes). I think he just became a "corespondent" but I've seen him on the show multiple times in skits or something.
@gregorysmith3209
@gregorysmith3209 4 ай бұрын
"WELL MAYBE YOU DOIN' YO BEST" 🥺🗣🗣😂😂💪🏾 That was gold 😂👌🏾💯
@catc9402
@catc9402 4 ай бұрын
On the last bit.. my old coworker likes to say, “you either will dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bs”. I think as a nation we’ve been baffle-in for nearly a decade.
@mikolfarley
@mikolfarley 4 ай бұрын
Great set dude! The physical comedy made the story MINT! What a rollercoaster you took us on
@GhostNinja0007
@GhostNinja0007 4 ай бұрын
3:50 someone in the crowd was a bit excited🤣😭 wasnt ready fkr tbat noise
@jonnyhall2887
@jonnyhall2887 4 ай бұрын
Someone's toe got stepped on?😅
@GhostNinja0007
@GhostNinja0007 4 ай бұрын
@@jonnyhall2887 didn't know toes grew there🤣😭
@bamipopoola693
@bamipopoola693 4 ай бұрын
Watching from the UK at 1am. Yep- we like josh that much ❤🎉😂
@Butterfly8593
@Butterfly8593 4 ай бұрын
Binge watching Josh Johnson gets my abs burning! Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t want to work out, so I watch Josh and feel accomplished!
@GrowingtheGAYup
@GrowingtheGAYup 29 күн бұрын
As a born and raised brazilian, I can say, he ain't lying, we are some resilient people! And the shot in the head partying for days, ain't news if you grew up in Rio de Janeiro like myself hehe ❤❤ thanks for being an awesome comedian!!!
@badmonkeyking
@badmonkeyking 4 ай бұрын
also sounds like someone shot in the air, and what goes up must come down. happens every year.
@bananascoaster1243
@bananascoaster1243 4 ай бұрын
New Years as well. That's why I hate when people shoot guns on new years... yes, I'm talking about the US south, and no, not just in the country
@badmonkeyking
@badmonkeyking 4 ай бұрын
@@bananascoaster1243 my comment ment the US too, but clarifactoin is always welcome.
@SeeStuDo
@SeeStuDo 4 ай бұрын
Was about to cry, but Josh got me. Laughs instead, I guess. 💚
@mercedesharrison5550
@mercedesharrison5550 Ай бұрын
Same instead I was about to rage while slipping into a PTSD episode and dude really snapped me out of it.
@brettjohnson536
@brettjohnson536 4 ай бұрын
That not moving at parties thing just made me realise I have a superpower! 😂😂
@sometimesising1016
@sometimesising1016 4 ай бұрын
Pebbles for everybody!!!🎉
@amanda_eff
@amanda_eff 4 ай бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud at videos even if I think they're hilarious, but Josh, you are a rare exception. Your imitation of that guy slipping away when they tried to grab him made me crack up. Can't wait to see you in Nashville!
@Kayzi19
@Kayzi19 4 ай бұрын
Had to repeat that part, was so good 😂
@vanillagameplay6414
@vanillagameplay6414 4 ай бұрын
This man has such amazing delivery!! Hilarious in everything I’ve seen of him
@frenchie7804
@frenchie7804 Ай бұрын
"We saw him in the tank. There is _nothing_ to grab"
@lesleyfarquharson4785
@lesleyfarquharson4785 4 ай бұрын
Maaaaan the more I see you, the more I want to watch a show again live 😂😂😂😂 Truly talented
@Abakedpotoker
@Abakedpotoker 4 ай бұрын
An observational comedy genius
@classycasual3910
@classycasual3910 4 ай бұрын
This man never misses. You are so talented and hard working, you deserve the best!
@cyanx7
@cyanx7 4 ай бұрын
Mad material and delivery, every single fucking time.
@fairyqt
@fairyqt 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, he's definitely my favorite comedian
@confusedcowboy6342
@confusedcowboy6342 4 ай бұрын
“Pebbles for everybody” had me rolling
@daniellolp
@daniellolp 4 ай бұрын
From Brasil here. In Rio it's VERY common in certain areas to have shots from favelas to go stray into houses or something (or people). That's what happened to this dude I think.
@mayaragioz
@mayaragioz 4 ай бұрын
Se não me engano era uma festa e os tiros assustaram a galera, dai na confusão ele não percebeu que o ferimento era um tiro.. o que mais me impressiona é a “sorte” de não ter sido pior
@dunwitch
@dunwitch 4 ай бұрын
Josh killin' it again man this guy is so funny best comic in the world right now. Every week he's got a completely new take on something. I think there has never been a comic who can do what Josh does every day. Other comics had funny stuff they worked up and ran with but Josh has a new set every day it seems like and it's topical to the hour and minute. FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.
@ShannonTheDesigner
@ShannonTheDesigner 4 ай бұрын
I came here so fast lol. Reading is hella fundamental
@mejohnson424
@mejohnson424 4 ай бұрын
So funny! The line about going "to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow" is smart funny and I love it❣️
@rbryant1234567845678
@rbryant1234567845678 4 ай бұрын
Pllllllease! Come to London, England! You literally always have me howling with laughter!
@Tel934
@Tel934 4 ай бұрын
LOL I didn’t see when he kicked the cop, but I did see when he flipped over and said “Geeet away frummah a**hole!”😂☠️ Immediately pissed off the cop and got slammed back on his face.
@aplaceinthestars3207
@aplaceinthestars3207 4 ай бұрын
I love the hypothetical scenarios trying to rationalize, but also find the best out of a shit situation.
@jrnisha23
@jrnisha23 4 ай бұрын
Im sorry but this man should be at a Kevin Harts level of fame he NEVER misses, gotta go see his shows live at least ONCE in my life❤❤👏🏾👏🏾
@Emuney12
@Emuney12 4 ай бұрын
Love the comedy man. Hope to see you more on The Daily Show
@wyattshiverdecker7550
@wyattshiverdecker7550 4 ай бұрын
I honestly just skip the news entirely at this point and use Josh as my source of current events
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 ай бұрын
😂 me too
@doschacanetv6559
@doschacanetv6559 4 ай бұрын
this is definitely 1of my favorite comics
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 4 ай бұрын
josh, keep doing your thing, brother. you are the best comic right now doing fresh weekly uploads
@deepamehta1110
@deepamehta1110 4 ай бұрын
“I wanna be fun…” best joke intro. Your jokes are getting better and better. Bird by bird. You are definitely building your craft and putting it out there out here. Love it! ❤
@mace9197
@mace9197 4 ай бұрын
Josh, I've been watching you for a little while now and it's heartwarming to see how much you've come out of your shell since your earlier days while maintaining some of your original deadpan storytelling (it was the thing which originally charmed me into subscribing, but you being more lively is equally as enjoyable.) Glad your audience has grown so much and I hope to see you going global over the coming years. Sincerely, An Australian fan
@ImJustSayingBTW
@ImJustSayingBTW 4 ай бұрын
The flailing arm had me near tears!
@teletran1175
@teletran1175 4 ай бұрын
This man is headed for super stardom! I've haven't heard material this good since Dave Chapelle.
@SithCats
@SithCats 4 ай бұрын
And it's been many years since Chapelle was this good.
@kidiemokgope8227
@kidiemokgope8227 4 ай бұрын
"That's just how I was raised"😅😂😂😂
@MrEazyE357
@MrEazyE357 4 ай бұрын
So did Josh record a bunch of material and now he's slowly releasing it, or does he really have the superhuman power to keep dropping this much content!? It's literally amazing!
@andrewblair370
@andrewblair370 4 ай бұрын
they’re all great, but this is one of my favorite sets of yours in a while!
@chkm8bruh
@chkm8bruh Ай бұрын
"It's hard to be there for someone with anxiety.... cuz they're right"
@bossyboots5000
@bossyboots5000 4 ай бұрын
Great set as always. I love that you take hard truths and wrap them in comedy (anxious people make a lot of good points, "maybe you're doing your best!" 😂). And I love your take on current events. I missed the naked man in the bass tank story AND the bullet for 4 days story, and I'm sure your telling of it was 10x more entertaining than if I had seen them myself.
@msliltrinity
@msliltrinity Ай бұрын
“Here, you would punch *us* if you punched me right now.” 🤣
@ayodeleoshun5765
@ayodeleoshun5765 4 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson needs to do a hair tutorial. Hair is looking nice and shiny with no split ends. I need to know the products & the process. Great hairdresser xo
@jacquesjacques-
@jacquesjacques- 4 ай бұрын
Those last 5 minutes were some of his best work 😂
@slyerfox9060
@slyerfox9060 4 ай бұрын
@josh Johnson i loved your subtle Shakespeare reference! Hamlet was my favorite! And the soliloquy from which that mortal coil was spawn from meant so much to me as a teenager that I took it upon myself to memorize it in its entirety.. having said that, I just came across your stand up very recently and I can't get enough of it! I'm telling people at work about you and trying to spread your work. You seem like a well put together individual that just wants to live and let live. I can dig it. God bless!
@creativeness68
@creativeness68 4 ай бұрын
I read this article, and his mom stated, "I feel my son has been born again!" If that had been, anyone else would have died on the spot. No way 😢😢😢😂😂😂😂
@lexigrimhaive
@lexigrimhaive Ай бұрын
I was laughing SO HARD I had to pause the video and calm myself down before continuing. 😂😂😂
@jellybean9207
@jellybean9207 4 ай бұрын
I'm always impressed at your ability to talk about very divisive subjects and just make it funny. That's a skill right there.
@marcosmanuelndongokenve9232
@marcosmanuelndongokenve9232 4 ай бұрын
Brooo!!! All the material u r putting out. It’s new and it’s so good. Not gonna lie, u are my favorite currently. Any show in ATL soon?
@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 3 ай бұрын
Hey my show in Atlanta went on sale today. Here’s the link www.axs.com/events/536187/josh-johnson-tickets
@obrecht72
@obrecht72 2 ай бұрын
Josh! You are a freight train rolling through my suggestions. I have so much respect for the effort you are putting in with your stand-up and channel here. Keep up the good work.
@syrenadurager
@syrenadurager 3 ай бұрын
what a beautiful soul. I see it in your eyes. Much love my friend.
@megee5469
@megee5469 4 ай бұрын
Keep the comedy coming, Man! 😂
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