Ranking Your PSYCHOTIC Tiktoks

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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktoks, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын
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@ohijxhdjdbdj
@ohijxhdjdbdj Жыл бұрын
When my dad beats me because he drank bud black:
@Manhunter-cq3ev
@Manhunter-cq3ev Жыл бұрын
Bro same
@ryanakoo
@ryanakoo Жыл бұрын
Same
@CiaosonoMemosoo
@CiaosonoMemosoo Жыл бұрын
"1 minute ago" i feel honoured
@ashdroidgamer3878
@ashdroidgamer3878 Жыл бұрын
NEW UPLOAD!!!
@the_ethernet
@the_ethernet Жыл бұрын
my favorite part of the "ranking your __ tiktoks" series is that schlatt never actually ranks the tiktoks
@amongbean
@amongbean Жыл бұрын
Bro, I was just thinking that. It's just an amazing video of an amazing guy with an amazing laugh that is amazingly contagious.
@ashmellow78
@ashmellow78 Жыл бұрын
@Don't want to miss IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKIN AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES
@pirumlol
@pirumlol Жыл бұрын
or that he says he asked us to send the tiktoks
@user77897
@user77897 Жыл бұрын
2k likes with 4 replies :0
@rohansodhi3007
@rohansodhi3007 Жыл бұрын
@@ashmellow78 the other guy deleted his comment and now im REALLY curious on what the fuck he said to warrant this reaction
@raiden1766
@raiden1766 Жыл бұрын
I really admire seeing Scat again, almost as much as I admire his sense of security while he sleeps, and how he has 2 plausible points of entry in his residence
@C0mmanderCrowTheFifth
@C0mmanderCrowTheFifth Жыл бұрын
Scat
@evolutiongamer9573
@evolutiongamer9573 Жыл бұрын
Fool. He has 3, however, 2 are trapped home alone style
@yeahok6240
@yeahok6240 Жыл бұрын
You admire the process of expelling feces?
@ethanhughes3162
@ethanhughes3162 Жыл бұрын
@@evolutiongamer9573 third ones a fools errand he keeps a glock with him always
@Sylvatic98
@Sylvatic98 Жыл бұрын
yall really forgot about the dog door
@user-gn7dm2nr2g
@user-gn7dm2nr2g 7 ай бұрын
14:09 That is a sand monitor, native to Australia (my country), and is venomous, but not venomous enough to seriously hurt or kill humans. It is a beautiful creature and the reason it is hopping is likely because it is trying to get something, such as food. You were close when you said it was a Komodo dragon since it is of the same genus. Love the videos, keep up the great work!
@Coliflower185
@Coliflower185 3 ай бұрын
No way we have them? now I have to get one
@user-gu3db1sr5u
@user-gu3db1sr5u 3 ай бұрын
Need alert
@thefisher196
@thefisher196 2 ай бұрын
@@user-gu3db1sr5ucounter point: learning about animals is awesome
@bradyharpe6051
@bradyharpe6051 2 ай бұрын
​@@thefisher196Concurring point, if you've ever watched PBS kids then you know that Wild Kratts is awesome because you learn about animals
@thefisher196
@thefisher196 2 ай бұрын
@@bradyharpe6051 that show was a major part of my childhood
@Mcytinnit
@Mcytinnit 8 ай бұрын
Honestly props to the guy who goes outside and curses out the ai, comedy gold 😂
@EddysonStudios
@EddysonStudios 2 ай бұрын
just wait till he finds out about the "I eat ass" ai cover of schlat
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky 7 күн бұрын
@@EddysonStudios?
@jeepmega629
@jeepmega629 Жыл бұрын
I love how Schlatt has been subjected to so many crazy videos that now when he notices one he immediately skips it.
@irecordwithaphone1856
@irecordwithaphone1856 Жыл бұрын
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 What really sucks is that you are also a bot
@f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816
@f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816 Жыл бұрын
Schlibble
@elcareemojifome5562
@elcareemojifome5562 Жыл бұрын
This feels like being rickrolled so many times you can remember the link or just predict it.
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 Жыл бұрын
Hes getting good
@FR0G_MAN
@FR0G_MAN Жыл бұрын
LOOK ITS MY FAVORITE WHITE BOI 🫵
@niori9991
@niori9991 Жыл бұрын
cant wait to rewatch this video every 2 weeks until we get the next jschlatt ranking your tiktoks in a few months
@wolfiemix
@wolfiemix Жыл бұрын
I do that too! I rewatch all his tiktok videos several times waiting for a new one :')
@helplure
@helplure Жыл бұрын
I wonder what his next video is gonna be
@nickm2015
@nickm2015 Жыл бұрын
dude facts
@TheSunnyBun
@TheSunnyBun Жыл бұрын
Literally what i do☠️
@bethanyw6480
@bethanyw6480 Жыл бұрын
i watch each one b4 i go to sleep - his gravelly voice is so soothing 😍😍
@unfadingtoast1
@unfadingtoast1 7 ай бұрын
20:13 that look back syncing with the music is perfection
@P-3_926
@P-3_926 9 күн бұрын
He sounds exactly like Aria Math-Minecraft OST it’s scary😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
@PillsHere69
@PillsHere69 8 ай бұрын
"Put him in a box and run 50 little experiments on him a day, until he turns into goop." Is my new favourite phrase.
@Luxus.
@Luxus. Жыл бұрын
This Schlatt guy seems like a really nice person. I sure do hope he wasn't involved in any unusual events in 1999.
@rhinuu045
@rhinuu045 Жыл бұрын
A
@frankjimogletree6254
@frankjimogletree6254 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that sure would be awful
@meegaman2914
@meegaman2914 Жыл бұрын
2001*
@HaiTaiBai
@HaiTaiBai Жыл бұрын
I sure do wonder what jschlatt was doing on September 8th of 2022
@walter7005
@walter7005 Жыл бұрын
Well guess what...
@chaninakosovske6567
@chaninakosovske6567 Жыл бұрын
Petition to bring back chat for these videos, the dynamic is 1000x much funnier
@tkingawesome
@tkingawesome Жыл бұрын
These aren't livestreamed anymore
@KazBodnar
@KazBodnar Жыл бұрын
@@tkingawesome unfortunately, i loved the vods
@TheJadedDragonArts
@TheJadedDragonArts Жыл бұрын
@@tkingawesome yeah, thats what the petition is for :P
@Dude_Bro_Onficial
@Dude_Bro_Onficial Жыл бұрын
​@@tkingawesome probly because of all the meth tutorials
@2can2do
@2can2do Жыл бұрын
@@Dude_Bro_Onficial if the videos are curated by a mod i don’t think they would slip in a couple bombmaking tutorials, must be for another reason
@agentlouis9309
@agentlouis9309 8 ай бұрын
"If you're wondering, I already know" Is comedy gold
@Goofster-goober
@Goofster-goober 4 күн бұрын
Can he tell us the forecast for next year?
@LoveCloud-hehe
@LoveCloud-hehe 8 ай бұрын
Random parson: *does something slightly above the average skill level" shlatt: "OFFICER! ARREST THIS MAN!!"
@emma_nutella58
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
@quisppp
@quisppp Жыл бұрын
PARDON WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?
@nezuko-chaaaan8623
@nezuko-chaaaan8623 Жыл бұрын
ahh yes scat
@giulioturina2772
@giulioturina2772 Жыл бұрын
Man, I love Scat
@aiden341
@aiden341 Жыл бұрын
I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing Yo, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuition And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub (Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me) Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
@lilbirb7106
@lilbirb7106 Жыл бұрын
then means "at that time" and than is used for comparison (that is what you statement is) please learn the difference i am tired of saying this
@Gokus1fan
@Gokus1fan Жыл бұрын
Big respect to shat for owning up to what he did in 99 instead of trying to keep it hidden
@undefined_chaos
@undefined_chaos Жыл бұрын
SHAT LMFAOOOO AJSHJSANJAAJ
@gojibrad
@gojibrad Жыл бұрын
shat is crazy 💀
@CorruptTypes
@CorruptTypes Жыл бұрын
huge respect to scat
@BlueBlueberries
@BlueBlueberries Жыл бұрын
Love shit for doing that, so proud of shit 🥰❤️
@Anzac1
@Anzac1 Жыл бұрын
SHAT LMFAOOO
@3clipse449
@3clipse449 8 ай бұрын
4:42 was having a mental breakdown, turned this vid on to try and relax, and did the same reaction as schlatt. Yes I watch meme reaction vids after mental breakdowns, funny Haha’s distract me from life.
@Cloudy..mist.
@Cloudy..mist. 7 ай бұрын
I love this part 27:36 bro started singing it 😭
@noakimich120
@noakimich120 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: skips chess video at the start as he is not interested Also Schlatt about 6 minutes later: ah yes we got a nice little game of chess
@DOG_EATER_1887
@DOG_EATER_1887 Жыл бұрын
The plane:
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Жыл бұрын
Bro did my boy Gotham dirty
@lexistcipher9017
@lexistcipher9017 Жыл бұрын
Nine times out of eleven, he skips them
@thecardboardconsumer420
@thecardboardconsumer420 Жыл бұрын
he doesnt even skip them, he just does not upload the full ass stream
@Gonnafuck
@Gonnafuck Жыл бұрын
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 bro that shut was so funny tho 💀💀
@popculturedata
@popculturedata Жыл бұрын
Luigi is just always spitting facts
@Jellyshark39
@Jellyshark39 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@SaurianBell
@SaurianBell Жыл бұрын
when Luigi said: "potonotunitanatunanasenatonacanaganghahlasenananasenatenanononolapetaitiniti" I felt that
@SaurianBell
@SaurianBell Жыл бұрын
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bot?
@depalodor
@depalodor Жыл бұрын
I just bought more land in the metaverse
@Chicken-nugg
@Chicken-nugg Жыл бұрын
What was she on
@Quakedon
@Quakedon 6 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the effort that jshat puts into these Ngl
@AdkinsGamer
@AdkinsGamer 3 ай бұрын
Half of these memes i've already seen, I just watch Schlatt's reactions 'cause it's like showing a friend a funny video and them actually laughing or reacting to them.
@aerodynam360
@aerodynam360 Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to forget this channel exists until Schlatt uploads another TikTok reaction video again in a few months
@KrusadeDuh
@KrusadeDuh Жыл бұрын
fr
@obamabingchilling
@obamabingchilling Жыл бұрын
The reason why jshat takes so long to make a new tiktok reaction video is because he needs to use all 3 braincells to find a new adjective to use. Truly an inspiration for our generation.
@blockywow
@blockywow Жыл бұрын
Stop eating a knife handle
@_Boober86_
@_Boober86_ Жыл бұрын
@@blockywowwhat the hell does that mean
@Chroshin
@Chroshin Жыл бұрын
​@@_Boober86_ you heard the man, stop eating a knife handle.
@4bidn1
@4bidn1 Жыл бұрын
Jshat? Well he better go clean it up then
@Chroshin
@Chroshin Жыл бұрын
Poor Jshat
@1Jaxol
@1Jaxol 6 ай бұрын
i love watching jschlatt watching tiktoks 7-9 months after the video comes out
@wackaflacka548
@wackaflacka548 8 ай бұрын
I really vibe with Schlatt trying to stop the "free signs" trend... I think he is saying that all medical and construction equipment are also free, not just the signs.
@dinomite72
@dinomite72 Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy that Shat was able to find a new adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏
@Kill0trocity
@Kill0trocity Жыл бұрын
Glad Slit is back for the TikToks
@catgod1433
@catgod1433 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love Scat rating Tik Toks
@RockyFoxxowo
@RockyFoxxowo Жыл бұрын
Glad slut is back making these tiktok videos
@gigachad6217
@gigachad6217 Жыл бұрын
truly love spilt rating Tik Toks
@lillkrull1161
@lillkrull1161 Жыл бұрын
it's amazing shlut is back with the Tik Toks
@garthgourdon643
@garthgourdon643 11 ай бұрын
Schlatt flat out labeling the Glaswegian accent "a language that isn't spoken anymore" has sent me beyond the stratosphere.
@rykerknox3693
@rykerknox3693 10 ай бұрын
Ya.... the guy in the car..... when he did the prank and stopped the car he knew he had been betrayed.
@leangoekce7184
@leangoekce7184 10 ай бұрын
*scatt
@IAmAnItalianPizza
@IAmAnItalianPizza 9 ай бұрын
Its, its scottish
@garthgourdon643
@garthgourdon643 9 ай бұрын
@@IAmAnItalianPizza How about you look up where Glasgow is, you product of America's school system.
@kidarufilms6345
@kidarufilms6345 9 ай бұрын
​@@leangoekce7184scat*
@Toaster_Weevil
@Toaster_Weevil 3 ай бұрын
1:20 dude just went through all five stages of grief in about three seconds
@flynnchampion3617
@flynnchampion3617 5 ай бұрын
2:24 bowling pin
@nooneyouknow239
@nooneyouknow239 Жыл бұрын
I love how unlike literally every KZfaqr ever, schlatt acts like he hates his fans.
@Tf2_Secrets
@Tf2_Secrets 11 ай бұрын
He does hate us
@YaBoiAshX
@YaBoiAshX 11 ай бұрын
He unironically does dislike us half the time
@Tf2_Secrets
@Tf2_Secrets 11 ай бұрын
@@YaBoiAshX Lol
@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz
@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz 11 ай бұрын
I hate all of humanity
@fwmaple8771
@fwmaple8771 11 ай бұрын
lordminion777 / wade barnes
@t-hizzle2A
@t-hizzle2A 11 ай бұрын
Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!
@Jejejjeojewejedev
@Jejejjeojewejedev 10 ай бұрын
​@Teronaxben dover
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 10 ай бұрын
​@@JejejjeojewejedevBen Dover and tou chmyass jr
@Jejejjeojewejedev
@Jejejjeojewejedev 10 ай бұрын
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 13 minutes ago
@Jakey726
@Jakey726 10 ай бұрын
​@@JejejjeojewejedevSir Rawd Hog M. Yass XXVI
@FUCKYOUDOTCOM.
@FUCKYOUDOTCOM. 9 ай бұрын
SCHLOLIOSIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@TwoEyesProductions1
@TwoEyesProductions1 5 ай бұрын
That Cheerios one genuinely freaked me out. Better than most of the stuff we get in theaters or here.
@charLycheb
@charLycheb 7 ай бұрын
you know its a good day when schliangle uploads
@michaelstiles6701
@michaelstiles6701 Жыл бұрын
This video actually saved me today. My mother has psychosis and is going through a mental breakdown tonight which is causing her to scream at me at the top of her lungs at 3 in the mourning. Your video is so loud its able to drown out her yammering. Thank you.
@ComplexGhost
@ComplexGhost Жыл бұрын
@@daisyjoy242 joke noun Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank. Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.
@thepiemaster2698
@thepiemaster2698 Жыл бұрын
you know. you can admit someone (especially relatives) to psychiatric hospitals if there's a good enough reason for you to worry about them... just saying, you shouldn't have to bear over with this kind of thing...
@thepiemaster2698
@thepiemaster2698 Жыл бұрын
@@ComplexGhost well sure, could be. But this stuff is just worrying enough that it really doesn't matter until he has said so himselve man... not to mention that it is worriningly specific
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 Жыл бұрын
@@ComplexGhost ok sorry
@thepiemaster2698
@thepiemaster2698 Жыл бұрын
@@Mattssz nono i know. but the least one can do is show sympathy. and then the person can say "shieeet bro chill full cap" and then shits funny yo
@Lgnzzz
@Lgnzzz Жыл бұрын
Let’s give props to schlurg for creating such an entertaining video
@MuddyPawsGD
@MuddyPawsGD Жыл бұрын
schlurg 😭
@isaacmerwin2513
@isaacmerwin2513 Жыл бұрын
schlurg
@austenanderson6815
@austenanderson6815 Жыл бұрын
massive props to shlorgg!
@ron3557
@ron3557 Жыл бұрын
Props to shlgrog
@aubreamber
@aubreamber Жыл бұрын
big props to schlit
@1969raquiline
@1969raquiline Ай бұрын
Yknow scat has always been my fave tube person ngl, thanks scatty
@eastoncreger4279
@eastoncreger4279 7 ай бұрын
Props to Schit for personally ranking each and every tiktok
@MelodicVHS
@MelodicVHS 11 ай бұрын
I can rewatch this a million times because these videos are so mind numbing I forget 75% of them.
@grumdinnerbone
@grumdinnerbone 10 ай бұрын
so true
@Jack-of-the-lumber
@Jack-of-the-lumber 5 ай бұрын
i do that
@Lezm
@Lezm 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@0OFG
@0OFG Жыл бұрын
"jschlatt" procrastinating his streams for HALF A YEAR, just to give us a video of him reacting to tiktok The grindset of this man
@Serial_designation_ivy
@Serial_designation_ivy 2 ай бұрын
I love how I have seen someone of these video and didn't think they were funny but when I see them on one of schlatts vid I laughed my ass of bc of his laugh
@Ne0rey
@Ne0rey 7 ай бұрын
love rewatching schloogygloopmoogys old videos
@shammanzahn
@shammanzahn Жыл бұрын
14:37 this might be the most genuine reaction from jschlatt I’ve ever seen lol
@DatBoiCass1us
@DatBoiCass1us Жыл бұрын
he broke character 😭
@neilgoodman6130
@neilgoodman6130 Жыл бұрын
Video games with no bacon _😭_
@Fella_hadid
@Fella_hadid Жыл бұрын
18:36
@chickenfarmer321
@chickenfarmer321 10 ай бұрын
​@neilgoodman6130 you can do italic emojis? _🤔_
@Puppetflip
@Puppetflip Жыл бұрын
The fact he now owns Schlagg which was used to be a fan clips channel is incredibly insane 😭
@R4e0fsunshine
@R4e0fsunshine Жыл бұрын
Yeah like was he always the owner of the channel or did he…do something to the original owner
@Puppetflip
@Puppetflip Жыл бұрын
@@R4e0fsunshine We will never know...
@aterrariastarcell5952
@aterrariastarcell5952 Жыл бұрын
@@R4e0fsunshine he did the thing he did in 1999 to that family of 5
@capperbuns
@capperbuns Жыл бұрын
​@@Puppetflipyou just never know **pours Teriyaki sauce on your chest**
@brandonlong2nd105
@brandonlong2nd105 Жыл бұрын
The big guy channel: but you didn’t have to cut me off-
@Playz_King1
@Playz_King1 2 ай бұрын
Love the content🎉
@gatertod2018
@gatertod2018 3 ай бұрын
Anyone else loves it when “schlatt” uses his “emotions”? I love it.
@Serpentking789
@Serpentking789 Жыл бұрын
@14:12 - 14:36 Don't worry JSchlatt, that's not a Komodo Dragon, just a much smaller close cousin (specifically a Nile Monitor if I'm not mistaken). Smaller monitor lizards that are sold on the exotic pet trade thankfully lack the venom that makes Komodo Dragons so deadly and rarely consider anything bigger than a rabbit as food (so the chances of Raptor killing their owner are pretty low). Plus, the remarkably high intelligence of Varanids compared to most other reptiles means that you can even train them to learn a few basic commands or tricks.
@s_h_v1.0.87
@s_h_v1.0.87 Жыл бұрын
Are they chill?
@nonexistent1
@nonexistent1 Жыл бұрын
Yea they chill
@s_h_v1.0.87
@s_h_v1.0.87 Жыл бұрын
@@nonexistent1 feels like I got a new side quest to get one
@thecrepeofdeath
@thecrepeofdeath Жыл бұрын
yep, I still wouldn't recommend them to someone new to pet lizards but they're significantly smaller and less dangerous than komodos. I met one that was trained to walk on a leash and liked head rubs
@agentAR67
@agentAR67 Жыл бұрын
@@thecrepeofdeath how tf do u train a lizard to like head rubs…. It either likes em or it takes payment in form of fingers
@snakeowski6748
@snakeowski6748 Жыл бұрын
Imagine looking out your window looking for your DoorDash delivery, and you see some guy with a phone recording the robot with your meal inside of it, and he is just lecturing it for speeding on the sidewalk.
@spacetrashfallingdown
@spacetrashfallingdown Жыл бұрын
I would pretend to be a disappointment parent when I open the door for the robot
@heatherallen7896
@heatherallen7896 Жыл бұрын
:(
@ArrowsSpecter
@ArrowsSpecter 6 ай бұрын
14:09 my favorite part about that is that out of all the pets that man owns that one is probably the least likely to kill him
@Ellzwearsglasses
@Ellzwearsglasses Ай бұрын
This has got to be the best video I’ve ever seen.
@OverHeed
@OverHeed Жыл бұрын
I love how Schphincter always gives us these insights, like how on September 26th, 2014, he gave me the insight to dispose of the man living by Portland Oregon in the old town garbage dump around 7:36 P.M. thank you, Schlitorus!
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original Жыл бұрын
Schphincter.
@youtubefriends384
@youtubefriends384 Жыл бұрын
funny how he did something else like that 15 days and 13 years prior
@bennyindawall
@bennyindawall Жыл бұрын
The mighty Schlesticle
@yeetus_the_feetus.
@yeetus_the_feetus. 11 ай бұрын
schlattussy
@eastoncreger4279
@eastoncreger4279 7 ай бұрын
Didn't you mean Schart?
@youfool444
@youfool444 Жыл бұрын
19:15 the sheer confusion and disbelief is just... perfect
@adamh1991
@adamh1991 9 ай бұрын
Happy birthday schlatt!
@I312III1
@I312III1 Ай бұрын
12:20 “The Schloker” was flabbergasted at the flaccid ring pops
@edi2renzus
@edi2renzus Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is living in the 2012 youtube era where everyone had 10 channels
@shlev13
@shlev13 11 ай бұрын
Jacksucksatgeography
@Prod-Fresh
@Prod-Fresh Жыл бұрын
I love schatt so much, honestly having him back is a breath of fresh air
@hannah_rwd
@hannah_rwd Жыл бұрын
Schatt ❤❤
@Troves_of_Roses
@Troves_of_Roses Жыл бұрын
You both spelled shat wrong
@hannah_rwd
@hannah_rwd Жыл бұрын
@@Troves_of_Roses I know. I was making a joke bffr
@Troves_of_Roses
@Troves_of_Roses Жыл бұрын
@@hannah_rwd my bad bro I’m dyslexic
@hannah_rwd
@hannah_rwd Жыл бұрын
@@Troves_of_Roses it’s called context lol. You will get there one day👏🏼👏🏼
@bluscout6440
@bluscout6440 3 ай бұрын
The lore behind the guy and the robots is that they took his job.
@-cpaptain-crazy-
@-cpaptain-crazy- 7 ай бұрын
13:31 shlatt doesnt touch grass so he cant tell the differences between wood
@JakeWilson982
@JakeWilson982 11 ай бұрын
It’s so funny that “Schlatt” is trying to mimic human emotions, almost got me there😅
@danboru_bakooo1966
@danboru_bakooo1966 10 ай бұрын
So silly
@eastoncreger4279
@eastoncreger4279 7 ай бұрын
Schl"ai"tt
@thefunny6015
@thefunny6015 6 ай бұрын
He is evolving 🎉
@BeepPlayz777
@BeepPlayz777 6 ай бұрын
He said the n word around this time 7:02
@insaneyogurt4993
@insaneyogurt4993 5 ай бұрын
@@BeepPlayz777good
@edwarddougherty-youp2051
@edwarddougherty-youp2051 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt being confused by the Scottish accent is great
@EnderGoku9001
@EnderGoku9001 Жыл бұрын
fr
@EnderGoku9001
@EnderGoku9001 Жыл бұрын
imagine that vid was from minx
@TObyvruh
@TObyvruh Жыл бұрын
@@EnderGoku9001 Minx is Irish 💀
@Wired_User
@Wired_User Жыл бұрын
That’s an accent??? I legit thought this was Gaelic or Cornish or some shit 😂
@coreythepeanut
@coreythepeanut Жыл бұрын
@@Wired_User lowkey thought it was lowland scots or whatever that cousin of English is
@caseyhamm4292
@caseyhamm4292 7 ай бұрын
16:30 bruh tried shredding it burying it and burning it to get it not to melt wtf
@user-rt3or8te6n
@user-rt3or8te6n 3 ай бұрын
I can picture jschlatt playing World of Tanks and, after blowing someone up, saying "Just like in '99!"
@Mikolaj27389
@Mikolaj27389 10 ай бұрын
The guy who was terrorizing the robots is 100% being one of the first people killed in a robot apocalypse
@dollenrm
@dollenrm 5 ай бұрын
The basilisk is comin for his ass
@samurexatlas7373
@samurexatlas7373 4 ай бұрын
He'd be a message or a martyr
@fadeskywards1245
@fadeskywards1245 Жыл бұрын
Big respect to Schlicht for making the effort to create content like this.
@Hollow-gym
@Hollow-gym 10 ай бұрын
I love jschliggs content
@kizrgd
@kizrgd 10 ай бұрын
@@Hollow-gym jschit is such a good youtuber
@JATorigin
@JATorigin 10 ай бұрын
Jshat is great
@aluminumfox7230
@aluminumfox7230 9 ай бұрын
man i love jschoobydoo
@parrotcraft7503
@parrotcraft7503 9 ай бұрын
It's spelled SchAgg you guys
@user-ii4nw6sj1g
@user-ii4nw6sj1g 8 ай бұрын
Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes. Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!.
@yourelocalethnicdiscrepanc1245
@yourelocalethnicdiscrepanc1245 7 ай бұрын
I love "shlonge" and his content, I can feel his content inside of me!
@Justsomeguymaybe
@Justsomeguymaybe Жыл бұрын
I loved the part where he ranked our terrifying tiktoks, best ranking I've seen in years. Keep up the good work
@Savieor
@Savieor Жыл бұрын
Truly the greatest Jshatt ranking of all times
@tobydadawg
@tobydadawg Жыл бұрын
18:32 I love how the dude goes from wholesome to devilish so quickly
@ImOppenheimer
@ImOppenheimer 5 ай бұрын
Bro was fed up of people not taking his advice
@Playz_King1
@Playz_King1 2 ай бұрын
Yo this man is the goat
@wilstrike86
@wilstrike86 5 ай бұрын
trident gum man actually gives some of the best advice i've ever seen on tik tok
@rejfen714
@rejfen714 Жыл бұрын
It's so nice that Schlatt's family is uploading his last video after he passed away in 100th Sleep deprived podcast video. It's like he is still with us [']
@kidbendy
@kidbendy Жыл бұрын
wait what
@irecordwithaphone1856
@irecordwithaphone1856 Жыл бұрын
​@@kidbendy You didn't hear? It's really tragic. He shot himself while recording Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 100
@kidbendy
@kidbendy Жыл бұрын
@@irecordwithaphone1856 oof
@AFunkyFella
@AFunkyFella Жыл бұрын
​@@kidbendy mf responded to a tragedy with "oof" ☠️
@kidbendy
@kidbendy Жыл бұрын
at least the man doesnt have to watch another tiktok
@vapor-sings
@vapor-sings Жыл бұрын
9:54 bro was silenced 😔
@KRONIXTHEMAN
@KRONIXTHEMAN 11 ай бұрын
By de goomerment 😢
@guts2048
@guts2048 6 ай бұрын
​@@KRONIXTHEMANby the gooners
@lemono5954
@lemono5954 2 ай бұрын
I 100% agree with Luigi’s opinion on gun control
@qqjonson1234
@qqjonson1234 8 ай бұрын
0:56-1:03 Luigi spitting the facts giving a whole speech
@thevibingleef5917
@thevibingleef5917 Жыл бұрын
Just wanna say, thank you schlatt. For toughening up and doing what you did in 99, the family is very proud of you.
@damiencaldwell399
@damiencaldwell399 11 ай бұрын
10:01 none of my ears got to enjoy this part
@manschikabans
@manschikabans 2 ай бұрын
lol i thought it was my phone
@JackKrivan
@JackKrivan 9 күн бұрын
Its because freebird is playing in the background and snchnapalapogapolas will get a copyright strike
@midLanecat1257
@midLanecat1257 4 ай бұрын
4:17 cat from "Kid vs Kat" character Looking ahh ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@circusmonkey9099
@circusmonkey9099 8 ай бұрын
I love watching schatt he’s so funi Kinda funi lookin too
@icykairo
@icykairo Жыл бұрын
20:22 Schlatt laughing at himself in the tiktok videoclip is more fascinating than the ones that he'd skipped of the other tiktok clips.
@4thalt
@4thalt Жыл бұрын
Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes
@eliastheret7369
@eliastheret7369 Жыл бұрын
schlatthew? really? thats what we're calling him now?
@microwavedpizza
@microwavedpizza Жыл бұрын
@@eliastheret7369 schlingleberry
@potaotskin2140
@potaotskin2140 11 ай бұрын
s c h l i n g l e b e r r y
@StillSpacey
@StillSpacey 11 ай бұрын
@@potaotskin2140 Schletter
@goldenaxolotl9718
@goldenaxolotl9718 11 ай бұрын
@@StillSpaceySchlonathan
@loquat3287
@loquat3287 6 ай бұрын
my favorite part is when "schlatt" ranks the tiktoks
@SeqK
@SeqK 4 ай бұрын
*guy flips a series of 5 blocks around and recatches it behind his back* Jschlogg: Thats Jail!
@sovietunion7643
@sovietunion7643 Жыл бұрын
18:55 schlatt having a rare moment of genuine opinion on relationships is actually really uplifting for some reason.
@skyfalling4u
@skyfalling4u Жыл бұрын
17:42 hes gonna be the first person to die when the robots become aware
@user-st6oy2pd4j
@user-st6oy2pd4j 8 ай бұрын
I swear we are driving shlatt more insane than he was in 99
@pertfold
@pertfold Ай бұрын
12:21 your laugh is devious.
@victoriouswinner7745
@victoriouswinner7745 Жыл бұрын
2 seconds in an schlatt has already made contact with aliens. We’re proud of you, man
@ewiwo
@ewiwo Жыл бұрын
I hate that Im constantly looking forward for schlatt’s tiktok reactions it's too funny and contagious 😭
@bonkmeabeab3563
@bonkmeabeab3563 Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o6mWjMxom5mYook.html
@Rick88843
@Rick88843 Жыл бұрын
Next video next year
@Gomberto2000
@Gomberto2000 Жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome
@Rick88843
@Rick88843 Жыл бұрын
@@Gomberto2000 Nigga
@user-uz7fi8sp8z
@user-uz7fi8sp8z 7 ай бұрын
My favorite thing is that you could just stand in front of some ones food and stop them from eating
@Casually_Playing
@Casually_Playing 5 ай бұрын
24:56 Nurgle has been looking for some new recruits, and he thinks you will do a great job
@kabalthecybop6145
@kabalthecybop6145 2 ай бұрын
NECRONS > ALL! GLORY TO THE INFINITE EMPIRE!
@biggestpoo06
@biggestpoo06 Жыл бұрын
i wanna give props to splotch for making such an entertaining and beautiful video even after the events of 99
@spippy8522
@spippy8522 Жыл бұрын
Blud called him “splotch” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@harmless_hades33
@harmless_hades33 Жыл бұрын
​@@spippy8522bud said blud💀
@Bonk_RN
@Bonk_RN Жыл бұрын
@@harmless_hades33buddy said bud said blud
@Sadlysandra
@Sadlysandra Жыл бұрын
@@Bonk_RN pal said buddy said bud said blud
@BuhBuh7
@BuhBuh7 Жыл бұрын
​@@Sadlysandrabro said pal said buddy said bud said blud
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus Жыл бұрын
8:45 You actually can take them, but you have to have a permit, you have to own the land you're taking signs from, and you have to pay a hefty fee. Also, Schlatt, not all of them are stealing stuff. You can actually buy scrapped signs from stores and junkyards.
@kyberwick8107
@kyberwick8107 11 ай бұрын
could you provide the timestamp where he asked
@ajpgofacoconut6191
@ajpgofacoconut6191 11 ай бұрын
@@kyberwick8107 6:90
@firelordthe64th
@firelordthe64th 11 ай бұрын
And there are people who make and sell street signs and post videos of the process on KZfaq.
@theratthatgotyeeted
@theratthatgotyeeted 6 ай бұрын
Its free
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus 6 ай бұрын
@@theratthatgotyeeted **Muffled screaming**
@picax8398
@picax8398 5 ай бұрын
the best part is that LA beast still posts videos all the time
@OjosDeCianura4269
@OjosDeCianura4269 4 ай бұрын
the purest form of chaos
@Shuuuuuunnnn
@Shuuuuuunnnn Жыл бұрын
17:00 The music wasn't loud enough i could still hear what you're saying
@knashbrown
@knashbrown Жыл бұрын
Thank you Schlitoris for creating such entertaining videos! Keep doing you Big Guy 😆😆😆🤣👍
@WorldofHoo
@WorldofHoo Жыл бұрын
No way you just called bro Schlitoris 💀
@normanmai7865
@normanmai7865 Жыл бұрын
@@WorldofHoo wdym he's always been called schlitoris
@robianny
@robianny 11 ай бұрын
clitoris gaming
@Bacon-ys2xi
@Bacon-ys2xi 11 ай бұрын
​@@WorldofHooSchlatussy
@colton5604
@colton5604 11 ай бұрын
@@Bacon-ys2xiSchlock
@jimmyj3054
@jimmyj3054 8 ай бұрын
Bro that cripple video had me crippled in pain from laughing
@Tai-Kiwan
@Tai-Kiwan 3 ай бұрын
“luigi seems to be out of his area of expertise” LMAO💀
@Mr._Pollo
@Mr._Pollo Жыл бұрын
19:02 I just like how he progressively gets disappointed in the other videos lmao
@intergalacticbobcat6185
@intergalacticbobcat6185 Жыл бұрын
13:34 In that man’s defense, that wood looks really wet and it is a nightmare to split wood like that with a maul
@moisttowelette5526
@moisttowelette5526 Жыл бұрын
;-; also hes a meathead
@Motorcyclechariotracing
@Motorcyclechariotracing Жыл бұрын
There's also a knot in the wood
@moisttowelette5526
@moisttowelette5526 Жыл бұрын
@@Motorcyclechariotracing my man thor is just alil dumb trust me
@Thejokerfan2008
@Thejokerfan2008 5 ай бұрын
17:54 I love to think that someone is monitoring the robots and I dying laughing
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