@@shrekobama5832 i just coomed after u mentioned that
@redmist66303 жыл бұрын
5:27 is that a schlattPog with an okay symbol oh shit we got bamboozled so hard!
@astranger_013 жыл бұрын
“Who did you think I was gonna make?” *I dont know maybe eminem*
@imjustamina3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh. I was thinking about Danny Devito
@kobeke77583 жыл бұрын
I was dead when he said paul walker i did not expect that.
@astork77693 жыл бұрын
@@kobeke7758 so was paul walker
@bhud52353 жыл бұрын
Doctor Phil
@solus86853 жыл бұрын
@@astork7769 too soon
@thecuckshed24313 жыл бұрын
"grown man repeatedly yells at a children's game on the wii as he screams in pain while making sexual comments about the green mnm"
@cartoonfantasy45413 жыл бұрын
Mnmnmnmnmnm
@Someone-fo4rb3 жыл бұрын
* eating ghost pepper beef jerky
@HaveANiceDayLol.2 жыл бұрын
Classic Schlatt
@soursweetcanterlotwonderbo76432 жыл бұрын
You eat ghost peper beef jerky that's like just EEW
@ilovecake7505 Жыл бұрын
While having a manic episode and going into madness with slight rage
@acloudofcurls53363 жыл бұрын
"It didn't look safe, **[Pauses to hide the pain]** so I bought it." Ladies and gentlemen, Schlatt summarized.
@lieutenantpinball6893 жыл бұрын
Start: *Normal* Middle: *Kinda chaos* End: *Satan has joined the game*
@jekyll138.53 жыл бұрын
Making a Paul Walker mii is normal?
@lieutenantpinball6893 жыл бұрын
@@jekyll138.5 I don’t see why it isn’t, that’s just Friday night right?
@jekyll138.53 жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantpinball689 it’s a Thursday evening at best.
@lieutenantpinball6893 жыл бұрын
@@jekyll138.5 makes more sense
@erwachte3 жыл бұрын
I was the 665th like, if one more person likes the comment, satan might actually join the game!
@theplatinumplayer78043 жыл бұрын
Schlatt in the community tab later: “Thinking about the green m&m”
@rafaelbalsan45123 жыл бұрын
Thinking about melting.
@cumslut693 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic
@Bruce_M00SE3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about paul walker
@rinisafool3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about beef jerky
@ctrlaltshift3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about thunder thighs.
@jamesw16783 жыл бұрын
“INSIDE TURN” was so passionate
@micheal67103 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: *being stupid and hurting himeself* Also schlatt: I'm gonna do it again
@ArnarF3 жыл бұрын
"adult man tortures himself both mentally and physically"
@script_05293 жыл бұрын
while running for president
@canary16093 жыл бұрын
that’s our President Schlatt for you
@ashadeofstupid13293 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt's sexuality is officially beyond mans understanding.
@jacobbernhardt27533 жыл бұрын
Just like mine
@top20bruhmoments803 жыл бұрын
A Shade of Stupid, Love your name.
@Gamergirlbathwater233 жыл бұрын
His sexuality is holy
@ashadeofstupid13293 жыл бұрын
@@top20bruhmoments80 thanks, it fits my channel like a glove.
@TritaniumYT3 жыл бұрын
Understanding his sexuality is like trying to imagine a new color
@almindi16673 жыл бұрын
*did schlatt just call eyebrows “eyelashes”*
@phia._.3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else noticed lmaooo 💀
@fajrikresna71933 жыл бұрын
ruined 69 likes, feeling good
@on37vn943 жыл бұрын
@@phia._. I think everyone else was too focused on firework shooters ghost peppers green m&m and the chaotic mess that is schlatt
@starune_3 жыл бұрын
@@on37vn94 lol
@ZeroDark-sv3kx3 жыл бұрын
Man gets physically and mentally destroyed while playing a children’s candy racing game
@okforyoo3 жыл бұрын
“It didn’t look safe... so I bought it” That’s phrase is the exact definition of Schlatt
@NickkAtNyte3 жыл бұрын
"Fun fact about me, I went out and bought a gun. I just went out and bought a gun yesterday." 😂😂
@blackplasma9master3373 жыл бұрын
*carguys enter comment section
@Miabeloved3 жыл бұрын
noob jelouse
@kohentindel67143 жыл бұрын
without his hat, Schlatt looks like Wolverine.
@cassielowry24123 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING LMFAO
@Slinging_INK3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a hippy captain price
@BleachDrinker2023 жыл бұрын
@@Slinging_INK lol true
@djlegendgaming3 жыл бұрын
He is wolverine?
@Jerome98_3 жыл бұрын
LoL
@bee92083 жыл бұрын
"did you know that most people on my KZfaq channel aren't subscribed? I don't care" is the most mood thing I've heard
@abirbhushan88463 жыл бұрын
Is this a Joker remake? This man descended into insanity in under 10 minutes.
@madi71783 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Schlatt putting so much effort into his Halloween special.
@thomasmulligan7503 жыл бұрын
Cononel Mustard lookin ass
@guerinchino3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmulligan750 Dan Akroyd from cone heads lookin ass
@RealEricPita3 жыл бұрын
800th like
@SPACEHARICE3 жыл бұрын
thats President Schlatt to you
@madi71783 жыл бұрын
Man being famous sucks I walk away for five seconds and now everyone is cursing.
@tylerheineman23933 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've been legitimately concerned about jschlatt's health.
@angusmckean20233 жыл бұрын
He’s old an senile what do you expect
@elayeyouare52653 жыл бұрын
the first time?
@coffeebeats30623 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. You must be new
@talomfart3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the dude fucking threw a wii steering wheel
@papayadoodlez99943 жыл бұрын
He hung a baby
@lemonxalex76813 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: literally fucking dying Cooper: You should eat more
@wilby69823 жыл бұрын
“It didn’t look safe..” “So I bought it.”
@cheeggtheeegg3 жыл бұрын
Schlatts videos are like a regular show episode. They start with something completely normal and eventually dissolve into utter chaos
@kenz46103 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHAH TRUEE
@js02193 жыл бұрын
Not completely normal, *kind of normal*
@quackkith3 жыл бұрын
OML IVE FINALLY FOUND OUT THE VIBE HE GIVES OFF-
@_slashes3 жыл бұрын
Its so true
@Gabbyy_Gabriella3 жыл бұрын
Frrrrr thooo
@ZachFuller3 жыл бұрын
I remember wanting Mario Kart Wii for Christmas back in 2008. I got this instead.
@Didojuice3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@leng94383 жыл бұрын
you too?
@jackbeissel31763 жыл бұрын
Oof
@uiqe64163 жыл бұрын
OMEGALUL
@kaylynno_kae79193 жыл бұрын
I wanted Mario party 8, I had m&m beach party. :’)
@maplecarbonation44323 жыл бұрын
Thank you mr j schlatt I am currently watching this while my parents are fighting and this drowns out my dad and his girlfriends nonsensical yelling quite well
@_emmbur_14533 жыл бұрын
I hope things get better
@K1ttyGam3r3 жыл бұрын
@Snake Bones You good, my dude?
@RemHayden18063 жыл бұрын
7:58 no one is gonna talk about how the game itself told jschlatt to stop torturing himself?
@rinrin.5953 жыл бұрын
In this video Schlatt: 1. makes a Paul Walker mii and makes jokes about his death 2. Plays one of the worst reviewed games on the Wii 3. Eats the hottest beef jerky on the planet 4. Uses a fireball thrower to shoot his baby This is probably the most chaotic Schlatt video so far
@Vlad79X3 жыл бұрын
naah bro he always gets so off topic and it's funny
@robng90643 жыл бұрын
When he hanged the baby
@robng90643 жыл бұрын
@@Vlad79X thinking about it the baby hanged himself
@draxbrady15353 жыл бұрын
All under 15 minutes
@ds72413 жыл бұрын
All while wearing a sweatshirt with the Obama family on it.
@SincerlySAMMM3 жыл бұрын
I love how schlatts profile is like a little cute goat, And then you start watching him and then he's attitude is just something i cant describe...
@elijahsantiago43613 жыл бұрын
That’s how he got his viewer’s he’s one of a kind I guess
@rastkoadamovic50953 жыл бұрын
I said that to my self evry day!! I cant belive someone think that to!
@Thomas_Angelo3 жыл бұрын
his
@voxle55733 жыл бұрын
Yeah, very unexpected
@zen-61783 жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Angelo why are you making snake sounds
@fadhilahakhmad3 жыл бұрын
No idea how a person can roleplay as an evil dictator on a minecraft server to having a mental breakdown on the wii Thats Schlatt for you
@DescendDab3 жыл бұрын
Also have no idea how people think he's unironically an evil dictator
@Laebaela3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: Green M&M Wilbur: Brown M&M Me: “So when’s the double date?”
@TheAwesomeJ3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt would pick the green m&m over Minx in a love or host
@mawriverbird3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't blame him.
@calamityjackal72273 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't? Lol
@reaganb60133 жыл бұрын
i mean who wouldn't
@kloklowhat3 жыл бұрын
The green m&m is a lesbian lmao
@jacobcj4083 жыл бұрын
That's an obvious choice
@schlorping51563 жыл бұрын
9:44 honestly I forgot that he lives in a house, for some reason I’ve just been thinking about it like that room is his entire living space and he can’t leave, like a prison
@RemHayden18063 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@idakowalski39343 жыл бұрын
Same do
@goredCadaver3 жыл бұрын
He's an SCP. That room is just his containment unit. He got out for a little bit.
@vxrtex75493 жыл бұрын
Tf?
@georgiabeebe61803 жыл бұрын
yes
@duckysrecords_3 жыл бұрын
I just realized, while schlatt simps for the green m&m Wilbur simps for the brown m&m lmao. I just love the hilarious similarities these two have and I kinda miss their collabs together
@vanny1334 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@GardenofSomething3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: man experiences road rage while burning his mouth with spicy beef jerky Also, Schlatt why did you think it was a good idea to eat that jerky?
@GhostKing-bq4sh3 жыл бұрын
I love how mid recording Schlatt realized M&M's Kart Racing did not have enough content for a full video so he had to resort to self harm.
@generic_soda3 жыл бұрын
Without his hat, schlatt looks like someone's dad who will promise never-ending pain if you mess with his kid.
@maybelater46003 жыл бұрын
so you didnt see him *fling* his baby at the wall as hard as he physically could
@obamium30203 жыл бұрын
That looks like him even with his hat
@fanaticdrunkard3 жыл бұрын
@@obamium3020 nah, when he puts on his hat, that's when he acts on his promise.
@enclavesoldier57373 жыл бұрын
My god this is fucking true
@TheWither1293 жыл бұрын
He looks like Wolverine
@lindapreu40963 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "Life isn't fu- My german ass youtube: " MiNeCrAfT tUtToRiAlS oHnE uNtErBrEcHuNg AnGuCkEn-" SHUT TF UP
@ChaysAccount3 жыл бұрын
fühl ich XDD
@maddi03573 жыл бұрын
Schlatt I just watched a whole 30 minute video called "what is Parkinson's disease " because of you Thanks lol
@Inkyink3 жыл бұрын
I never imagined watching a man scream at his Wii while eating spicy beef jerky and piloting a freaking M&M in a go kart with a dramatic choir in the background could be so entertaining *...ah who am I kidding this is exactly what we should expect of Schlatt by now*
@raulalbanil19843 жыл бұрын
And then shooting a baby with a fireball cannon, *don't forget that*
@ShemLunaria3 жыл бұрын
At this point, can we really be surprised? *Can we?*
@derphunk53383 жыл бұрын
It’s my personal headcannon that every single weird package that Schlatt brings out was sent to him by the mysterious man in Wyoming.
@dirtmouth68613 жыл бұрын
hollow knight pfp poggers
@stablehuman85513 жыл бұрын
@@dirtmouth6861 femboy pfp poggers
@bulksquatthrust87923 жыл бұрын
You mean the place that doesn't exist?
@italianinsanity3973 жыл бұрын
@@bulksquatthrust8792 did you mean braZIL?
@gusdolan60463 жыл бұрын
Sans master champ
@user-jv5si7bl8c3 жыл бұрын
this entire comment section was typed with one hand
@nibbles71923 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's breakdown laughter sounds exactly like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker laughter
@mattfromwii24443 жыл бұрын
Imagine not being part of “the one perecent”
@requiem86483 жыл бұрын
Couldnt
@yanfei77823 жыл бұрын
You ever heard of the jedi? I heard they love boxing.
@TheWither1293 жыл бұрын
ONLY 41 PERECENT OF MY VIEWERS ARE ACTUALLY SUBSCRIBED
@katya-kx8yq3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t be me
@trey65553 жыл бұрын
yeah honestly he is speaking the truth
@owendalton39583 жыл бұрын
“Why not bust her open and try our best” Schlatt this isn’t 1999
@luunaarx3 жыл бұрын
i burst out laughing to this.. *This is not supposed to be funny..*
@@rich.o4 was that supposed to be rude sarcastic or what?
@luunaarx3 жыл бұрын
@@rich.o4 I’m just confoused
@fieryscorpion66963 жыл бұрын
@@luunaarx I think what OP is trying to say, is that the crimes against humanity that occurred in 1999; Specifically, on September 27 (the escort case) were indeed, not funny.
@orionmich203 жыл бұрын
The 2001 music mixed with schlatt eating spicy beef jerky and joker laughing all with crappy m and m racing in the background is something I never knew I needed.
@yohannas96572 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier after the m&m “controversy”.
@stwt47423 жыл бұрын
“It didn’t look safe so I bought it” -jschlatt
@notreal58263 жыл бұрын
That's how you know he'd be a great president
@sapphis_lazuli3 жыл бұрын
@@notreal5826 he buys until its sold out to keep us safe
@tommy46623 жыл бұрын
I read this comment as soon as he said it-
@jimhalpert15903 жыл бұрын
wait until he discovers James Charles Simulator 2k19
@jschlattLIVE3 жыл бұрын
Is it a game about confessing your love for him in the DMs and him never responding? cuz i think im familiar with it
@ikandoit3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE James Charles only responds to the gayest and biggest of men
@weetabixyeah3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE he only goes for straight boys anyway Schlatt
@tonybart3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE a moment of silence for our fallen comrade
@massivepussylips17523 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt keep trying he will cave in eventually
@capitanstoodeows81233 жыл бұрын
The fact that schlatt is simping over an m&m is just the greatest thing in all of mankind
@apoca_Iypse3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail... I dont even know what to say
@justarandomperson55443 жыл бұрын
I love seeing a video notification pop up saying: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played" with Schlatt drooling "milk" to a green M&M.
@corgio12603 жыл бұрын
Cursed thumbnail
@the_true_bobross83603 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t!?
@maxcollier30893 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen, now this is epic
@icedoutluky3 жыл бұрын
"milk"
@TheNumberOneSilly3 жыл бұрын
I saw this when I was in class and I was was dying
@Wheresmybear3 жыл бұрын
POV: Schlatt tries to make himself as miserable as humanly possible
@bry9t3 жыл бұрын
Minx isn't in this video
@cattegoggles3 жыл бұрын
@@bry9t banger reply idk why ppl r sleeping on it
@mazarine_443 жыл бұрын
@@bry9t underrated
@abbie27683 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely a masochist disguised as a sadist
@MissIzzy45633 жыл бұрын
@@bry9t So true 🙃
@sobershaggy2 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@Yodiegangyfmnism3 жыл бұрын
Shlatt: "Blonde eyelashes" Also shlatt: *Makes eyebrows blonde*
@birbs_undrscr3 жыл бұрын
this is the weirdest mukbang i have ever seen
@scirvy3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@srite23823 жыл бұрын
Not worse than nikkocado avocado
@eduardohorvilleur40993 жыл бұрын
When mom says don’t play with your food
@ConnorPetkovic3 жыл бұрын
*best
@meebske8243 жыл бұрын
you mean best, right?
@FranzJx3 жыл бұрын
I met paul walker in LA, he's a homeless man now and is missing an arm.
@user-su3jy9el2v3 жыл бұрын
hes wrapped around a tree
@thesinoflaziness80483 жыл бұрын
holyy its the God him Self FranzJ here didn't expect it at all
@myminecrafthackerreports40923 жыл бұрын
How did the date go?
@rogerlaioun86053 жыл бұрын
FranzJ presents
@feelsman78373 жыл бұрын
Big if true
@samuelfeldman79953 жыл бұрын
I just watched a man on the verge of tears playing M&M kart racing and remembered why I subscribed to this man.
@tomland62493 жыл бұрын
I love when he called Paul’s eyebrows “eyelashes”
@AHoardyBoi3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think high school Schlatt would believe he would be eating ghost pepper beef jerky and playing M&M racing for a job. And yet here we are.
@thisisyes39733 жыл бұрын
and shooting baby's with fireballs
@LordlyTV3 жыл бұрын
This video genuinely makes me happy. When I was younger my mom left to Texas and I never really knew her. One day she sent me that game hoping it would make me happier. She didn’t know it was a bad game but she tried. She passed a few months later. I still have that game. This video genuinely makes me happy.
@pooer3823 жыл бұрын
wholesome
@swoup793 жыл бұрын
wholesome :)
@kiaraferguson81893 жыл бұрын
wholesome
@not71703 жыл бұрын
Wholesome =) may she rest in peace
@andrewramlall35603 жыл бұрын
Dang, those onion cutting ninjas are back at it again...
@mrancraft2 жыл бұрын
This thumbnail predicted the future
@FancyBaccon3 жыл бұрын
I have very vague memories of playing this as a little c h i l d . I don't remember if i found it fun or not. And the game wasn't even mine. I think i played it for. Maybe a few hours? I dunno
@madtedd6403 жыл бұрын
I love how the loading screens lasts longer than the races themselves.
@NPTUNMN3 жыл бұрын
When Schlatt just stopped playing the game and it focused more on trying to aid his suffering from the spicy beef jerky, moving to then trying out the shooting device on baby yuto on a call with traves and cooper...it was a weird transition but the music that settled in just added to making me see how sometimes it's more important for oneself to have fun rather than just focusing on entertaining an audience solely. Edit: lmao thank you for the replies and 550 likes holy shit- anyways I hope you strangers are taking care of yourselves
@chiefeugene3 жыл бұрын
preach
@drellkimmons583 жыл бұрын
preach
@-yammie-3 жыл бұрын
Preach
@chunkychimp89223 жыл бұрын
preach
@thisaccountisnolongeractive53 жыл бұрын
Preach
@rubyglova18193 жыл бұрын
i have to clear my history after watching you..
@De_abelaar3 жыл бұрын
8:10 who thaught that that was drugs
@6_blocks_under3 жыл бұрын
Whenever i watch schlatt, i never do so on full-screen mode in-case I need to escape
@sophiamalfoy92423 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@power_00072 жыл бұрын
🥵🥵🥵
@tatshmorningstar88112 жыл бұрын
Barras
@netheritetanto3 жыл бұрын
my mom walking in watching me watch this: I find him strangely attractive. you heard it, Mr Schlatt, my mom is waiting for you to hit up her DMs.
@imreallyslimy3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a video of that convo afterwards.
@nsharkey41493 жыл бұрын
Doesn't everybody?
@victorlinden19083 жыл бұрын
7:33 so apparently they recorded the laughter for joker by throwing some really spicy beef jerky at whoever played him at the time
@psychetitan35293 жыл бұрын
Schlatts videos start normal then just spiral into madness.
@drewglass2293 жыл бұрын
Needs a title change: “Schlatt physically and mentally tortures himself while playing a horrifying game”
@jellytoni72623 жыл бұрын
I like your display picture XD combine it with the iconic name "Braggest" LMAO
@badappple3 жыл бұрын
But he always does that
@gone_tv3 жыл бұрын
Ayeee big guy, I'd really like to get a crewneck but I missed the drop again like a dunce. Please do another restock, thanks bud!
@TheKwika0323 жыл бұрын
Apparently it sold out in minutes again
@gone_tv3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKwika032 Dang they really gotta up that total stock then, they'll still sell out, but it'd be peak capitalism for them to increase the supply corresponding to the insane demand
@TheKwika0323 жыл бұрын
@@gone_tv Yeah if they were smart they would restock the crewnecks again but at a larger quantity and give more of a heads up when the restock happens.
@bonkbonkbonk87643 жыл бұрын
@@TheKwika032 and maybe do it earlier so that people in other times ones have a chance
@katya-kx8yq3 жыл бұрын
You always gotta be on the website- I was sitting on the timer when the countdown was happening and right when it opened I got the hoodie, that’s the only reason I was able to get one 😅
@Wil1iam_afton9 ай бұрын
Trust me, watching from 8:18 to 10:25 in 2x speed is hilarious and Chaos at the same time and I love it
@TheFuzzyOcelot3 жыл бұрын
the calming music that starts playing as the video transitions from spicy chaos to schlatt hanging out and laughing with friends is surprisingly wholesome, even if they are shooting a baby during it
@Gangsta5q3 жыл бұрын
Whats the outro song called??
@slop43083 жыл бұрын
Its an animal crossing song probably from 1am-6am not sure which game but prolly new leaf
@finch_wing3 жыл бұрын
I found it! It’s the animal crossing new leaf 4AM music!
@finch_wing3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m7mWhNWIvaqdZHU.html
@Ya_Boi_Rubix3 жыл бұрын
Idk why everyone hates schlatts facial hair, I for one quite like it.
@yourdailybeats11273 жыл бұрын
Same
@alexisverycooI3 жыл бұрын
it suits him very well
@mercyyoung45653 жыл бұрын
Me too He seems pretty happy and I’m happy that he is.
@Jezzibolt3 жыл бұрын
The chops give him his power.
@ferks54063 жыл бұрын
mans looks like a b-tech captain price
@lxgl1tchedxi8482 жыл бұрын
"I saw this online. It didn't- it didn't look safe, so I bought it.." -Jschlatt 2021
@poggoblin81193 жыл бұрын
god i wish that were me 7:15
@orion28263 жыл бұрын
Title: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played" Me: How? Thumbnail: _Green M&M_ Me: *ah, it all make sense now.*
@Goblin_Gaming0013 жыл бұрын
Love the taste of ghost pepper jerky
@ammpdmtb98283 жыл бұрын
😍🥵🔥
@vprizgar3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: **Shoots the fireball shooter** **Timbs Catch On fire** Me: "NOT THE TIMBS"
@mochamikuct15673 жыл бұрын
I SAID THE SAME THING LMAO
@maximalmax14263 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the video yet wtf is going to happen
@huntergeroux74963 жыл бұрын
@@maximalmax1426 just normal schlatt content. He definitely doesnt attempt to set baby yuto on fire
@brrrrt.3 жыл бұрын
not the yaddas
@di59633 жыл бұрын
NOT THE YATTAS
@Anes113 жыл бұрын
1:32 wait a minute... THIS IS GRIAN!
@ChissaOne3 жыл бұрын
I love how every Schlatt video has a video game for the first few minutes then its just no mans land
@MrSifaka3 жыл бұрын
When he started telling about subscribers not being subscribed I realized I wasn't and panicked, then realized you aren't actually here. I genuinely thought you were going to beat me with you're bare fists.
@leotenenbaum68063 жыл бұрын
He won’t. But I will
@blueocean60823 жыл бұрын
I assist in the besting. Subscribe to Schlatt or 1000 years of misfortune.
@merpaderp.___.46483 жыл бұрын
You got bare fists?
@blueocean60823 жыл бұрын
They’re brand new. Just got them this morning.
@MrSifaka3 жыл бұрын
@@leotenenbaum6806 no please no god no
@nubberton13453 жыл бұрын
Any game is hot when you’re in it Schlatt 😏 Edit: Reasons why this video is hot. 1: Green M&M 2: Jschlatt 3: Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky 4: Paul Walkers fire
@Gamergirlbathwater233 жыл бұрын
True
@cultofgoose19423 жыл бұрын
Amen to that S P I C Y
@whoman62403 жыл бұрын
s p i c y
@Gamergirlbathwater233 жыл бұрын
s p i c y
@TheFrogProductions3 жыл бұрын
*m i l d*
@ToxicBanana3 жыл бұрын
*hears opera music* *remembers the video is edited by Trevor from Cow Chop* “Oh no”
@thewarner94253 жыл бұрын
What was that song he used near the end of the video
@MaxwellKasper3 жыл бұрын
The sound effects, the cuts, the opera music. It all seems so... familiar. *Checks description for the editor* TREVVOOOOOO
@liam333_3 жыл бұрын
how many times do we have to tell you to stop sexualizing M&ms
@jschlattLIVE3 жыл бұрын
I can't resist
@noyou48803 жыл бұрын
They're too hot that you melt instead of them.
@Gamergirlbathwater233 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE understandable
@undeceased45743 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE was it Scott that sent the games?
@ilovesmelling3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE lmao bye ⛹️♂️
@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle3 жыл бұрын
We don’t see Schlatt’s aftermath of this video, but I’ll go ahead and warn everyone to not eat more than like a couple bites of ghost pepper shit. It’s not the spiciness in your mouth that really gets you, that shit hurts but whatever, you can get over simple pain. It’s the gut bomb that you just ingested that comes back to bite you. Once it’s in there it has to run its course. I once ate a whole large bag of ghost pepper chips in class in highschool to prove how much of a Chad I was since everyone else who tried one couldn’t eat more than one. The mass of genetically engineered death pepper was burning a hole in my stomach within ten minutes. I couldn’t get rid of it, I couldn’t move because I was so uncomfortable, all I could do was sweat and get more and more hot and light headed. My friends thought I was just reacting to the pain in my mouth of eating so many, and laughed at how my face kept alternating between pale green and bright red. My stomach started getting super fucking loud. I didn’t know what to do, I knew it wasn’t going to end well, but I couldn’t bring myself to ask the teacher if I could leave because I ate too many chips. So I just waited. Eventually the simple action of leaning forward in my chair to get more comfortable caused me to vomit my guts out and pass out for a few seconds. In front of everyone. I then went home, and spent the next two hours on the toilet in the worst pain I’ve ever experienced shitting out water that felt like flaming napalm going out. I guess the vomit was a blessing in disguise, because of not for it excusing me to go home, I literally would have Explosive Diarrhea’d myself in public. Seriously, don’t eat more than a couple ghost pepper things in one sitting. Even if your mouth can handle it, your insides might not be able to.
@RandomPerson-me9qn3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip..also I pity your highschool self.
@attakaii3 жыл бұрын
thats fucking awesome
@ddbullshat3 жыл бұрын
I could feel a burn in my stomach while reading this, dear lord
@yepitsava20213 жыл бұрын
Damn
@shutup24753 жыл бұрын
i thought this was going to be a meme holy shit
@ef26683 жыл бұрын
when jschlatt starts laughing in pain you know shits about to get serious.
@th3silliest3 жыл бұрын
“i dont melt for no one” has “i dont get on my knees for no man” energy
@0subsWith0vidsChallenge3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's about to get arrested by CPS for throwing Baby Yuto like that.
@yanfei77823 жыл бұрын
And nearly lighting her on fire.
@0subsWith0vidsChallenge3 жыл бұрын
@@yanfei7782 baby yuto is a guy.
@yanfei77823 жыл бұрын
@@0subsWith0vidsChallenge Close enough. There's only two.
@Gakeee3 жыл бұрын
Bro clicks per second did some jurisdiction upgrades since I last heard of them dang
@basilisk48553 жыл бұрын
highkey schlatt got the most acurate joker laugh
@alanduae79863 жыл бұрын
He REAALLY should've said I'm the joker baby like he did in the festival, god that was perfect
@alvasouthwood53883 жыл бұрын
Respect to him not clickbaiting this video, damn.
@charliew.54166 ай бұрын
i always find myself coming back to this era of his vids idk it feels nostalgic to the point when i didn’t have all these worries and like hadn’t faced the reality that i have a whole life to live.
@doctorpekachu81623 жыл бұрын
" the hottest game I've ever played" is playing with actual fire by the end of the vid
@igorpedro89953 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna make any more jokes like that" He then proceeded to make more jokes like that.
@wolfiuhmmm3 жыл бұрын
1:41 Schlatt: *”We’ll also give him blonde eyelashes....”* Schlatt, sorry to break it to ya buddy but those aren’t eyelashes, they’re *eyebrows* 🤣
@maddiebromen60683 жыл бұрын
The addition of the 2014 Godzilla ambience as Schlatt burns his insides with near radioactive intensity was a nice touch
@kookster22083 жыл бұрын
Isn't it funny that shlatt has stopped uploading on his main channel even though he still makes videos but he keeps uploading on his live channel even though he doesn't stream anymore.
@ilaya41833 жыл бұрын
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
@emmepatr71973 жыл бұрын
what happened to the main channel, i mean i keep searching it and only this channel comes up. did he delete it or something i have no idea
@kookster22083 жыл бұрын
@@emmepatr7197 no he just stopped uploading on it like a year or so ago
@list3r2283 жыл бұрын
Unrelated but your where is your pfp from it's amazing
@kookster22083 жыл бұрын
@@list3r228 it decended from the clouds
@ThebigNut3 жыл бұрын
When you die you get sent to schlatts wii
@varungupta90203 жыл бұрын
those miis you see at the top in the beginning of the video? Those are the ~14 most recent deaths. They're awaiting judgement in Hades.
@dreww3043 жыл бұрын
those miis are the guys he killed in 1999.
@122KingTulip3 жыл бұрын
without his hat, schlatt looks like Walmart post malone
@TheMouse0253 жыл бұрын
6:20 J U H G K O O P
@guyfieri40173 жыл бұрын
I had a dream where Jschlatt was riding on a small tiny bike as a clown, to promote his circus. (Ted was there too) He asked a girl if she wanted to come to his circus but she said no. Schlatts face went from 😃 to 😐. He was about to run her over then my dream ended.
@aishafaiha28363 жыл бұрын
Someone better animate that
@zoki42913 жыл бұрын
Feels like schlatt video
@not71703 жыл бұрын
That’s a great dream
@nelly86823 жыл бұрын
hi i'd like a number 10 with a side of fries
@guyfieri40173 жыл бұрын
@@nelly8682 no go make your own damn burger and fries