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Schlatt ranks your DISGUSTING meals. This stuff is basically inedible.
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I asked you guys to send in photos of your DISGUSTING Cooking, your CURSED cooking, your WEIRD meals, your SCUFFED food, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
@jschlattLIVE 2 жыл бұрын
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@aerok7 2 жыл бұрын
Ok "schlatt"
@JackJellyv 2 жыл бұрын
No thank you.
@schizophil1 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg
@lukeg1058 2 жыл бұрын
Whats up checkmark?
@lee-tm5dl 2 жыл бұрын
okayyy
@tmor9336 2 жыл бұрын
For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy
@uninterestedcat8429 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@duskstorm3560 2 жыл бұрын
At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot
@tmor9336 2 жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 lmao facts
@swegmastur614 2 жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@communadog7874 2 жыл бұрын
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@mikewarper6789 2 жыл бұрын
People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned* People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
@daquavious8011 Жыл бұрын
@awnx ruyv thats what he said
@letmetie8718 Жыл бұрын
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@mpgodjr Жыл бұрын
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@dusklolr Жыл бұрын
trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly
@Nova-uq9nw Жыл бұрын
"I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."
@JoeMama-wr1wr Жыл бұрын
After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!
@javabeans9853 Жыл бұрын
🤫
@reekill_playlists Жыл бұрын
Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice
@dane7739 Жыл бұрын
I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.
@thatonelittleladybug.1105 9 ай бұрын
naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀
@SwarmerGaming 7 ай бұрын
@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka
@UrPPhard Жыл бұрын
"Stop jerking off the salt dispenser" Never in my entire life, have I ever heard that sentence
@snipercat7838 10 ай бұрын
Lancer said that he'd never think he'd hear that sentence in his entire life
@itstruffle907 5 ай бұрын
and he said it wrong, he actually says "don't start jerking off the salt dispenser"
@annaberrii505 3 ай бұрын
Well, now you have!
@austinb.4230 2 жыл бұрын
i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd
@SumrekoIRL 2 жыл бұрын
True, it was hilarious though
@thaliacrafts407 2 жыл бұрын
I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect
@elijahpelito4722 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time
@jenopolgar9447 2 жыл бұрын
How to make meth btw, asking for a friend
@Lazarus_The_NPC 2 жыл бұрын
The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.
@RandomUser11170 2 жыл бұрын
This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.
@thegreatgoosegod726 2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"
@RandomUser11170 2 жыл бұрын
@@hijo5966 Hi Jo
@Super-wx6br 2 жыл бұрын
It was a good meal
@mintywhatever 2 жыл бұрын
@@hijo5966 Men. Ew
@ev_ring 2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me?
@Monlordbing Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning 1 month later: The Queen 💀
@justaguywhohappenstobepurp2913 Жыл бұрын
Bro💀
@Hypernova7777 Жыл бұрын
No 💀
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 💀
@Emogamer-tp8vo Жыл бұрын
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
@blockywow Жыл бұрын
@@Emogamer-tp8vonahhhh
@vekazu_is_great_guy 4 ай бұрын
For anyone who left wondering: While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.
@painoman5083 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao
@leylapank4671 2 жыл бұрын
I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible
@ms.chicolato5949 2 жыл бұрын
it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol
@Pankakes_11 2 жыл бұрын
Its educational
@dreamspeedrundununanun6932 2 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.
@Xeno1_3 2 жыл бұрын
schlatt community
@HeisenbergTheFirst 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box
@jschlattLIVE 2 жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@Mr.Pixelated 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is
@skibidienjoyer2 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99
@evillestguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo
@frost6916 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE no
@randomyoutuber4189 Жыл бұрын
4:39 “You can’t redeem yourself from that” “Duwehdowehduleh” “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_ WHAHAT”
@MashedProTatoes Ай бұрын
*proceeds to eat an empty egg shell*
@bhumigaming8914 Ай бұрын
@@MashedProTatoes he ate the f----- shell
@Snatch2 Жыл бұрын
At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.
@emma_nutella58 2 жыл бұрын
It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances
@imthestickman 2 жыл бұрын
it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin
@TheArtonSlo 2 жыл бұрын
@@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.
@Kitkat-xc2kd 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?
@emma_nutella58 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place
@EmeraldLegate_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kitkat-xc2kd google. I personally know how to make these illegal items: M*th Pipebombs Napalm Blackpowder (gunpowder) C*caine Uranium-235
@hottrash7942 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.
@landonolson6753 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original
@momoavatar4960 2 жыл бұрын
i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder
@Gabush 2 жыл бұрын
he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?
@momoavatar4960 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands
@combativeThinker 2 жыл бұрын
@@momoavatar4960 Yes, and that’s precisely why we should. When the government fears The People, there is freedom.
@KlaximumSkroeft Жыл бұрын
0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.
@blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 Жыл бұрын
3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign
@reedplaysgames 2 жыл бұрын
At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on KZfaq and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.
@danieldoesdumbstuff 2 жыл бұрын
Charcoal.
@danieldoesdumbstuff 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here
@ziplocbag4303 2 жыл бұрын
Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort
@reedplaysgames 2 жыл бұрын
@@ziplocbag4303 based
@Pankakes_11 2 жыл бұрын
Its educational!
@lukeg1058 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked
@Mr.Pixelated 2 жыл бұрын
These fucking bots
@GaneGer 2 жыл бұрын
"schlutt"
@geniusfree8905 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol
@Mr.Pixelated 2 жыл бұрын
@@geniusfree8905 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts
@ViscoseComb24 2 жыл бұрын
@@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.
@Ttruck-Ddriver Жыл бұрын
5:38 I rate that 9/11
@Copperdude 4 ай бұрын
me too
@brianso359 Жыл бұрын
i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence
@HeisenbergTheFirst 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire
@walrusgiraffe3440 2 жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@slippinjimmy9787 2 жыл бұрын
Bro why are you everywhere go back to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
@darthpoo5621 2 жыл бұрын
Heisenburger
@emma_nutella58 2 жыл бұрын
On that note any tips for beginners
@littletroble_07 2 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg 👍
@jamjon6616 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on
@refthegeneric 2 жыл бұрын
Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue
@smashmoop6402 2 жыл бұрын
It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.
@Sewibl 2 жыл бұрын
@@smashmoop6402 schmeth
@jalarryjacrispy7788 2 жыл бұрын
HeisenSchlatt
@derpyhead3414 2 жыл бұрын
"blue" *
@RealFreakishGaming Жыл бұрын
Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.
@wwalt2819 Жыл бұрын
The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws. #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat. #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter. Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘
@wwalt2819 Жыл бұрын
Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor
@NuggetHQ Жыл бұрын
No one came here for steak recipes
@Voidshroom 5 ай бұрын
@@NuggetHQi did
@weavesnatcher8457 2 жыл бұрын
Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes
@weavesnatcher8457 2 жыл бұрын
@Hypie did he go to Woodstock? enlighten me
@personbadatgames 2 жыл бұрын
Also the free signs
@neevalmoosai1945 2 жыл бұрын
@@weavesnatcher8457 he did unspeakable things to women in 1999
@johnnyenglish1043 2 жыл бұрын
And men
@TheMidgetMan500 2 жыл бұрын
@@personbadatgames “theft”
@fluffydragon1525 2 жыл бұрын
I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”
@Carsey-lf5my 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick ok idc
@gear6881 2 жыл бұрын
There’s no price tag so it’s free
@fluffydragon1525 2 жыл бұрын
@@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale
@smolbluegoblin Жыл бұрын
@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.
@ryerbartels7040 Жыл бұрын
bro my mom use to feed me vanilla extract as a punishment for cursing when i was little this just makes that pure pain for me 0:28
@Whats532 4 ай бұрын
I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.
@kaunta_21 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!" Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"
@datsimplenope Жыл бұрын
At least the guns are legal
@joneyisbigfunny 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!
@joneyisbigfunny 2 жыл бұрын
These annoying bots
@deathcall7779 Жыл бұрын
I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane
@cursedone8771 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!
@briggy4359 8 ай бұрын
It's almost like a 4chan simulator
@gothic_velvet4642 2 жыл бұрын
i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords
@orangequill1645 2 жыл бұрын
Its not stealing its free!
@jj02mc27 2 жыл бұрын
You mean "Schlatt"?
@Pankakes_11 2 жыл бұрын
Its educational!
@tylerwilson5769 2 жыл бұрын
It's free.
@hosipl2375 2 жыл бұрын
Freeeeee
@inoghmia8937 2 жыл бұрын
Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies
@Pankakes_11 2 жыл бұрын
Its educational
@mgrdmcfansthatdontplaytheg781 2 жыл бұрын
His a big hypocrite, we all know he cooked in 99.
@KAngel32 Жыл бұрын
It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.
@ih20 Жыл бұрын
1:10 The backstory to the event
@sereapple 2 жыл бұрын
We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.
@hosipl2375 2 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about ‘99
@sherwingonsalves8821 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999
@EggsWithSyrup 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy
@user-wc6su7lw2q Ай бұрын
@sherwingonsalves8821
@user-wc6su7lw2q Ай бұрын
@@sherwingonsalves8821what did he do in 1999
@samihamchev9528 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt:Show me your cooking Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook
@szamurainagy7644 Жыл бұрын
Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine
@roshasensi2220 10 ай бұрын
@@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur
@Glibiettop Жыл бұрын
If you didn't know, ice cream is actually a really good combination with salt and is even considered a delicacy in some countries. For more details about this search "salty ice cream"
@jerryogpack Жыл бұрын
0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.
@thegambler4055 2 жыл бұрын
Jshlatt looking tasty
@awaspnest1014 2 жыл бұрын
AYO!?!?!?!?!?!
@unostentatious7624 2 жыл бұрын
As always
@xoxo.onyx4 2 жыл бұрын
oh
@itsmefisher2012 2 жыл бұрын
bro… but yeah you’re absolutely right
@qdog9814 2 жыл бұрын
No
@nosk7139 2 жыл бұрын
The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)
@msma8437 Жыл бұрын
at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.
@NotM3li Жыл бұрын
5:48 me watching this actually at 3 am: 🗿🗿🗿
@timmeh763 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@Zachariamusic Жыл бұрын
3:35 am
@radioaktiv2531 2 жыл бұрын
As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.
@catboyneilcicierega 2 жыл бұрын
Are u from braking bad
@hemishrajguru7602 Жыл бұрын
@@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
@radioaktiv2531 Жыл бұрын
@@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao
@niko11403 2 жыл бұрын
the four horsemen of the apocalypse - viewers showing their feet - stolen street signs - weezers music - meth
@x8bitpixel Жыл бұрын
You forgot 9/11.
@TrungNguyen-no9mx Жыл бұрын
So it's FIVE horsemen 1. Viewers showing their feet 2. Stolen Street Signs 3. Weezer music 4. 9/11 5. M E T H
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
I'm the meth one.
@dummmonke4269 Жыл бұрын
9:19 bro is standing like a south park character
@Clyde7585 Жыл бұрын
8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal: The meth cookers on the other hand.....
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
What about us?
@Clyde7585 Жыл бұрын
@@kristine_riddle00 you wouldn't get it
@mrpizzacat8273 2 жыл бұрын
I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement
@thaliacrafts407 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling
@kieran.grant_ Жыл бұрын
Noted, thank you!
@ItBePatYo Жыл бұрын
He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.
@foundcrab4742 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..
@catboyneilcicierega 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀
@sarchiba 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀 These skulls are literal
@futuristic.gam3r Жыл бұрын
'"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52
@gdcoolplayer1037 11 ай бұрын
4:38 Yes he quite literally does.
@Indianarailproductions 7 ай бұрын
Nah💀💀
@dampierre99 2 жыл бұрын
This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator
@thaliacrafts407 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993
@oogwayoverthere6159 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the clips channel.
@emiliz2071 2 жыл бұрын
Sponser too
@lilakoala636 Жыл бұрын
@@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.
@Whyteyy 2 жыл бұрын
6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly
@kieran.grant_ Жыл бұрын
It was gunpowder
@kristine_riddle00 Жыл бұрын
Bro was trying to stop us
@Lilly-we5wy Жыл бұрын
4:53 AHHHHHH what is this
@father9167 Жыл бұрын
A femboy
@MoonIsOdd Жыл бұрын
Me soon
@father9167 11 ай бұрын
@@MoonIsOddayo
@jajogrzmot1362 5 ай бұрын
a Polish citizen
@k3nny706 Жыл бұрын
WE NEED TO CANCEL JSCHLATT!!!!! As soon as he saw a person in cat ears he said "hoooooooe!", believe me it's true. 3:58
@Okiemono 2 жыл бұрын
“Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video
@diamondanon 2 жыл бұрын
why would you say that
@lrgogo1517 2 жыл бұрын
Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.
@nihalanand2690 Жыл бұрын
Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.
@PatriotAnimation Жыл бұрын
@@nihalanand2690 weeb
@nihalanand2690 Жыл бұрын
@@PatriotAnimation yes
@AQ_77 4 ай бұрын
@@nihalanand2690ew
@NookAmbientCore 8 ай бұрын
0:48 Schlatt's lips speak.
@johnnicholas7122 Жыл бұрын
im laughing so hard 0:02
@johnnicholas7122 Жыл бұрын
edit: i actually use opera
@xanderrayner2774 6 ай бұрын
COOL
@brinzley 2 жыл бұрын
I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over
@brinzley Жыл бұрын
@zoiu tooi Yessss😂
@Buttercookie_Draws 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers
@bella_daze3092 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@MistahFox 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video
@Buttercookie_Draws 2 жыл бұрын
@@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason
@MistahFox 2 жыл бұрын
@@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.
@loganplaysguitar0126 5 ай бұрын
0:42 that was basically just a shot of tequila with vanilla beans so yes, as long as he is the legal drinking age he can technically do that
@Kickapignow 11 ай бұрын
A recipe for a substance known as "crystal methamphetamine" Ingredients: Ephedrine or pseudoechoephedrine* (90-112 grams) Iodine crystals (11 grams) Red phosphorus* (5-7 grams) 70% (50 ml) Hydrochloric Acid 200 degree (celsius) temperature with a stir function A hot plate *Ephedrine and Red Phosphorus are regulated items and may need to be acquired by...less legal methods.
@RealPVMovies 2 жыл бұрын
6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!
@Reen-of-Astora 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking god 💀
@PlagueDocVODS 2 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooooooooo
@terribleexampleofacat Жыл бұрын
The people did as well :)
@frootloopsenthusiast2991 Жыл бұрын
5:03 love how this was an actual intro to a video, unedited by the reposter lmao
@theexplodedguys264 Жыл бұрын
9:02 FINALLY
@hypermalware1364 2 жыл бұрын
10:49 Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!? Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something
@RandomStory420 2 жыл бұрын
As an anime fan, i can confirm this
@ipoh1154 6 ай бұрын
wrong timestamp
@digital660 9 күн бұрын
WHATS WITH THE- se homies dissing my girl
@liamtrippi2749 2 жыл бұрын
The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time
@mcdonalds5972 Жыл бұрын
How to cook a perfect Jschlatt submission: 1. Show feet 2. Play the Weezer riff 3. Show off your *FREE* road sign collection 4. Make reference to The Tragedy 5. Remind the viewers that Schlatt loves men 6. Call him Schlagg, or Schloop, or Schline-eSchleven 7. Bring up the fact that Schlatt was responsible for the incident in 1999 8. Meth recipe
@poppytoad911 Жыл бұрын
5:02 Bro disconnected!
@MCFC-OK- 2 жыл бұрын
8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background? .
@justirhy 2 жыл бұрын
that looks like cantaloupe 🍈
@Reen-of-Astora 2 жыл бұрын
It's cantaloupe
@sam-jr8tj 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊
@afoot2003 Жыл бұрын
He didn’t die
@shadxw_hunter Жыл бұрын
@@afoot2003 Yes he did, you didn't hear about it yet?
@Cockroachbutthefirst4letters Жыл бұрын
Oh god..
@edwinbank5309 Жыл бұрын
Vannila extract guy: “why isn’t it possible” Schlatt: “it’s just not” Vannila extract guy: “why not, you stupid bastard?”
@aso-chan Жыл бұрын
Schlatt’s Opera GX wallpaper is pretty interesting! I wonder where is that plane headin :D
@discordsmorgan2023 2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind
@multisplace3783 Жыл бұрын
It concerns me how unhinged it is.
@clarevyn7478 2 жыл бұрын
I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.
@All_Your_Fandom_Needs Ай бұрын
Played this at my Nana's funeral, very fitting because she was a chef. Everybody loved Gay-Shlunk, they were all crying and screaming. The sponsorship really made everyone emotional. Thank you Jimmy-Shlitty
@benjaminmatheny6683 10 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: those flavor extracts are usually solutions with alcohol. Working in a grocery store, we would have alcoholics come into the store and drink the bottles right there. Leaving the bottles behind.
@dvijkotadia6242 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what's funnier The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for
@RealRaizo 2 жыл бұрын
5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.
@MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA 5 ай бұрын
3:20 “Fast mode” *proceeds to literally annihilate person with soup*
@BigDickTittyMan Жыл бұрын
Hey does someone have the video link to 7:10 ? Thanks.
@kevinmartin9674 2 жыл бұрын
9:18 why are you standing like that
@Mr.SoggyShoes 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick Ok
@TheDoccMan Жыл бұрын
Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 2 жыл бұрын
10:20 is amazing
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 8 ай бұрын
These reaction videos are the videos I watch when I need a quick laugh after crying on my bed for 5 minutes straight
@anonymousaxolotl 7 ай бұрын
Real
@alarminglyenthustiasticmet1460 Жыл бұрын
Can't blame Schlatt for turning off the stream. Dudes gotta make an even more living.
@modocrisma2 2 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the hell out of this "Ranking Your..." series. Makes my day when a new one comes out.
@xan9224 2 жыл бұрын
This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier? When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."
@evervirescent 2 жыл бұрын
yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong
@robblequoffle8456 Жыл бұрын
0:09 In all seriousness, I hope the oven wasn't warm and they took him out immediately after putting him in there
@TheHarrisontemple Жыл бұрын
6:36 When the Hypnotherapist finally gets the full scoop on what he did to those people in 1999
@beeyuhs 2 жыл бұрын
Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man
@butterenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
Favourite discomfort streamer
@Mr_Original 2 жыл бұрын
Every evaluation of fan-made entries for Schlatt's videos always has at least one hysterical laugh. Like this one at 6:29.
@luccafilms2859 Жыл бұрын
I love how every time the *Very Human* guy shows up, Schlatt goes “Oh It’s the very human guy!!”
@keanu1727 20 күн бұрын
8:14 this video was engineered to piss off schlatt
@Gangsta_Playz 2 жыл бұрын
8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life
@bella_daze3092 2 жыл бұрын
9:29 Shlatt looked so done here I swear :,) I mean- I don’t blame him. The video was NUTS
@fether835 2 жыл бұрын
9:27
@monterfall 2 жыл бұрын
@@fether835 whats the song called?
@justirhy 2 жыл бұрын
@@monterfall Buddy Holly
@uslessinformation Жыл бұрын
4:10 hi stop.. they are datable.
@publoramirez638 Жыл бұрын
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@Uncle_Shanks69 Жыл бұрын
That smug fucking grin that this man gets before an ad read is priceless. Kills me every time, just like how schlatt killed those innocent homeless people with a can of busches baked beans