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“Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality

Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming KZfaq hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because KZfaq sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰

The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces

The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever

5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old

damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how KZfaq *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know? It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*

1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown

*Dead silence* "This shit goes hard as fuck"

i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.

I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.

Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content

time stamps!! 0:57- hip hip 5:08- diana moment 6:26- think of a number 7:30- ditl 9:45- oil rig 10:54- content creation is hard 13:36- rain drums 14:07- rain drums beat 15:25- hand guy 16:41- jfk legos 18:08- boing shoe 18:28- captcha 20:45- hamster eye 21:41- commentators 22:05- strongest ford 22:33- fortnite hair 23:11- news anchor smooth 23:49- snake sucker 24:16- skallywag ahh 24:34- the pentagon 25:30- vehicle post 28:21- bubble boy 29:26- joe took a tumble 30:01- blue stripes 30:41- a boba tea 31:16- aughhhh 31:26- thin walls 32:45- crash through the applebees 34:09- roblox car crash 34:55- flinstones ahh 36:09- dummy training 36:32- 911 pancakes 39:31- cryptid 40:17- industrial bang 40:54- industrial drench 41:15- seal 42:08- roblox car crash 2 42:40- vanoss train stop 43:28- fortnite head bang 44:26- girls with peepee 44:36- $5 donation 46:05- industrial crusher 48:00- schlatts rant 50:20- battle bus dance 50:48- concrete in the road 52:07- schlatt took it personal 57:26- switzerland 59:05- give him the ice cream 59:52- gasoline 1:00:16- food vid 1 1:01:16- olive garden 1:01:46- aliens 1:02:23- mcdonald’s 1:03:16- hippo hula 1:04:15- toilet 1:04:45- great advice 1:05:35- biden’s coat 1:06:39- computer fire 1:07:33- racist pets 1:08:24- soccer 1:09:00- angry cat 1:09:43- capybara network 1:10:08- fish slice 1:11:15- white noise man 1:12:17- garfield 1:12:46- punchline 1:13:28- cool car 1:15:04- eye contact 1:16:23- hips don’t lie 1:16:55- YES YES 1:18:48- wholesome 1:19:38- food vid 2 1:20:37- culver’s w 1:22:24- food vid 3 1:23:20- subway surfers rant 1:25:19- cyberpunk cats 1:25:54- food vid 4 1:27:50- drunk driving 1:28:57- food vid 5 1:29:45- cheesycat 1:31:08- boba snort 1:32:14- otters 1:32:39- java vs python 1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie 1:34:03- based country 1:34:46- raccoon 1:36:06- barber W 1:36:36- car noise 1:37:17- self realization 1:37:29- carpet dog 1:38:11- boat monke 1:38:43- bottle 1:38:55- hit man 4 1:39:26- squishy animal 1:40:26- very human 1:41:27- drippy dog 1:41:46- new biome 1:42:21- biden bike 1:42:58- pizza 1:44:01- hazard button 1:44:56- clear squid 1:45:10- psychopath 1:47:53- dudessss 1:48:48- hydrochloric acid 1:49:27- tesla L 1:50:20- window crash 1:51:21- grass pants 1:51:50- thinking bout her 1:52:47- humbled real quick 1:53:10- idek what’s happening 1:53:49- hazard button 2 1:55:18- colorado moment 1:56:42- twerk challenge 1:57:29- ghast ahh 1:58:11- dad (dead) 1:59:27- paper straw 2:00:56- monkey pox 2:01:28- dildo gas station 2:01:44- cake race 2:03:16- roommate prank 2:03:47- stop vaping 2:04:24- cat and dog 2:05:05- goat 2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter 2:06:50- satan child 2:07:31- ditl 2 2:08:22- schlatts cousin 2:10:30- ditl 3 2:10:56- gaming setup 2:11:36- pilot L 2:12:04- crocodile 2:13:06- ducks 2:13:21- hit the griddy 2:14:51- double gulp 2:15:57- mcdonald’s 2:17:10- he’s speaking 2:17:58- belly rubs 2:18:19- LA sightseeing 2:20:31- basketball guys 2:21:41- hotels 2:25:21- glass explosion 2:25:42- child snatch 2:26:52- wild horse 2:29:29- monkey henchman 2:30:50- ditl 4 2:31:43- ditl 5 2:32:30- dominos 2:34:14- ecstasy moment 2:34:56- he found something 2:35:09- squirrel 2:35:23- 711 squabble 2:36:26- alpha.pookie 2:36:52- ditl 6 2:37:38- sink stealer 2:38:37- squishy forehead 2:39:02- melatonin dreams 2:39:40- smoothie flip 2:40:01- pissed off dog 2:40:27- ring cat 2:41:10- lost in the sauce 2:42:19- reddit mod 2:43:12- charles w 2:43:38- potato cat 2:44:20- phone commercial 2:46:12- late for school 2:46:45- happy dog 2:47:06- cockroach 2:47:24- simon cowell ahh 2:48:49- monkey do be chillin 2:49:12- math is red 2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool 2:55:21- cocktail 2:56:33- feed him 2:56:59- news report 3:00:13- food vid 6

This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022

54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen

I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀

I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)

I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999

If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble And also stealing traffic markers/signs

"what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one

bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright

“Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.

I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16

42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy

Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down

Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.

my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction

Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up

17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.

17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together

my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod

The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.

The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?

“schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me

The deadmau seed is a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time

"Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.

10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound

I miss you schlatt 😢 cant believe your gone 🦢🦢🦢

Maths is red, science is purple, English is green and history/geography/socials are blue

15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.

Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.

Dude my birthday is legit September 11.

33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."

56:38 the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth

“Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name

unrelated but I think it's pretty sweet that viwers say "hello" to the vod watches, it's cute

i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream

Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.

I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.

15:30 Bro really thinks hes V from DMC 5 💀

“I totally wasn’t the one who did it I totally wasn’t the one who killed the queen”

"Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5" I work in construction. A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates. We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him. Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh. This was a week ago. We resumed work 2 days later. _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._

52:34 first chat crash 1:31:58 stream manager crash 1:54:26 second chat crash 2:51:28 stream runs out of memory 2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)

Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death

you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "

10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5 "Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*

"I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!" VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"

math is red, english is yellow, science is blue, and history is green.

Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat

14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny

19:30 Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI

I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.

The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao

why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??

Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads

not even in high school??? shlatt.....i was born in 2005 and im a senior in school... im dying out here

Schlatt's snow-white baby arms will never not make me laugh

I can't believe how "absurd" this is Aw, Snap!

"holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence

schlatt when he sees charles saying that hip hip:💀💀💀

Guys it's like big guy is still here with us. Ai has gotten so crazy it's sad he was killed by a drunk driver

love how half is muted 16:14 yes.

Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

i love how people in the comments don't realize it takes about 30 minutes to make a shirt like that. So, he killed the queen and before her body had gone cold, he had it made and was wearing it.

"Killed a familly of 5" Good Job Usually you do 4, but now you outdid yourself Keep on being you

Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests. But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao. edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh

Tommy: when will we see each oth- Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!

TikTok is 50% gay porn jump scares and 50% “please tell me this is satire”

At 14:43 I swear I went deaf, unless there wasn't anything playing but still.

Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these

I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake

Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.

The mods were really clever putting the oil rig video before the content creator. They really set this one up well

I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty

When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀 Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed

2:09:03 if denis and jashlatt had a kid

Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do

Thank you jschlong for the great content :)

Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out

And this is ledies and gentlemen, exactly why i refuse to download TikTok or have anything to do with it for that matter. Schmidts reactions were the only thing that made watching this entertaining.

Whoever said history is purple is so wrong considering purple was only recently invented

I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.

56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬

This VOD was "streamed" on the day the 9/11 attacks finally became legal in all countries, and Schlong's wearing a shirt claiming "he" didn't kill "the Queen", very fitting.

I'm british and even I'M surprised that they were yelling "hi hip hooray"

I feel like twitch and KZfaq chats are just filled with complete npcs

"Schlatt" absolutely did the actions of September 8th

1 hour, 4 minutes, and 42 seconds. Thus began the skibidi toilet arc.

The fact that we give a round of three cheers and scream hip hip hooray at military graduations proves Schlatt wrong.