JURASSIC KRAP - Rick Raptor Reviews
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Күн бұрынToday I give you a crash course in cheap direct-to-DVD Jurassic Park rip-offs, including one of the WORST dinosaur movies I have ever seen and a hidden gem.
0:00 Intro
04:27 Jurassic City Review
11:49 Jurassic Shark Review
20:51 Jurassic Prey Review
28:50 The Jurassic Games Review
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@ryanbellgardt 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the review! I'm glad you enjoyed our movie!
@toothbrush8884 5 жыл бұрын
W0t
@1969tribe 5 жыл бұрын
Ya
@mikeylikesbmx9919 5 жыл бұрын
I watched the movie on my own time and actually enjoyed it
@kamata4890 5 жыл бұрын
Out of all those crappy Dino movies, this was the best. I would even consider it to be amazing!
@ryanbellgardt 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikeylikesbmx9919 Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the movie
@evastarunit7361 5 жыл бұрын
'no sharks in fresh water' Bull and lemon sharks want to know your location
@Mandalore569 4 жыл бұрын
Eva star unit 73 yes!
@thebottlerocket4100 4 жыл бұрын
No no he got a point
@Matteo_youtube 4 жыл бұрын
* mad bull shark noises*
@romania_patriotedits1450 4 жыл бұрын
Ja
@b3ugaz78 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Ganges shark either
@temmie7500 5 жыл бұрын
“We drilled too deep”
@riamus7258 5 жыл бұрын
Your anonymity will annoy JPGuchiha
@pinky0558 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gbxmiMt21d65hp8.html&feature=share
@7sidedfilms438 5 жыл бұрын
A random person on the internet! That’s what she said.... than we cut a power cord and got a fine for destruction of city property. Should have listened, but the drill was just so loud.
@yoboikamil525 5 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@spinosaurustricycloplots1346 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@natalienussbaum1155 2 жыл бұрын
Annoying character in Jurassic Shark: “There are no sharks in fresh water.” Bull shark: “Am I a joke to you?”
@kerenbar7424 11 ай бұрын
Bull sharks have insane adaptation lol
@jurassicverse64 2 ай бұрын
Orthacanthus: May I have a word?
@shelleyhill4366 Ай бұрын
(Bull Shark had never seen such bullshit before)
@purplerathalos7226 5 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs with guns? They're going to have to rename the Jurassic Games into the Turok Games.
@adrianposkonka8331 5 жыл бұрын
Turok is pretty much a forgotten franchise, they need something that's trending to bring in more views.
@7sidedfilms438 5 жыл бұрын
Purple Rathalos that’s not fair, they made a Turok movie. I can’t say it was good, I wouldn’t recommend it, but it does exist. Just like blood reign exist. And house of the dead exist, alone in the dark, house of the dead, ratchet and klank, two different street fighter movies, I think three dead or alive movies, assassin creed, super Mario brothers, Mortal kombat 1&2 (with a reboot on the way), silent hill 1&2 (what was up with the cop in 2?) basically it’s a real shit show for game movies. I think I got off track here.
@Saltyaf38 4 жыл бұрын
@@adrianposkonka8331 I love turok. I think they should reboot the franchise and do something like turok 2008.
@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 жыл бұрын
Or "Dino Riders: the movie" I'd pay MONEY to watch that
@Saltyaf38 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I have been waiting for a Turok movie.
@dusto1878 5 жыл бұрын
I’m afraid there is dinosaur porn with higher quality then this. Everyday we stray further from GOD
@sakerinatree5338 5 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@wietomeiborg1934 5 жыл бұрын
Akhem, *who?*
@SoJoever 5 жыл бұрын
The Squid With No Kids can you provide evidence? /s
@SoJoever 5 жыл бұрын
Nutshell In a shell dont be afraid, it was a joke
@EtherealRoninERProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Your comment seems familiar Have I met you before or saw your comment posted on a dinosaur porn animation
@ryaquaza3offical 5 жыл бұрын
How to make a cheap dinosaur film Step 1: Get a handful of terrible actors and locations Step 2: Ad CG T. rex and velociraptor because Jurassic Park I guess, or if you add any other theropods, you have to call them T. rex and velociraptor, that will work too and not frustrate anyone Step 3: Make a situation where people and dinosaurs die in a basic environment Step 4: Profit, congratulations you just ruined your reputation
@transnewt 5 жыл бұрын
How to make a good cheap dino movie. Step 1:dinosairs. Step 2:??? Step 3: succeed?
@firegator6853 5 жыл бұрын
Step 5: dont add feathers because if you do less people will watch it because they cant accept reality
@TheAnimalKingdom-my1vi 4 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs:Well, That's so fucking true! Their bullshit definitely makes no sense!
@bizarreutahraptor 3 жыл бұрын
Step 6: Make them bulletproof
@ryaquaza3offical 3 жыл бұрын
@@bizarreutahraptor or do the opposite, make them out of paper and make them die from the simplest hits and falls
@thecarnomeleon538 5 жыл бұрын
The Jurassic Games actually has a pretty good base idea. Not the best. But not the worst. With proper directing it could maybe turn out okay.
@Tareltonlives 5 жыл бұрын
IT comes off as one of the better Asylum movies-bad, but not nearly as bad as it could have been.
@AdrianL2805 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives Not an Asylum movie, lol.
@sneakysnake7695 5 жыл бұрын
@@AdrianL2805 explains a lot. Probably the reason I can unironically watch
@piratedemo6918 5 жыл бұрын
Caaarnoootauuuurus
@seannotconnery8191 4 жыл бұрын
The worldbuilding is impressive. The action figure segment caught me off guard.
@hngh6404 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s a fun game: Get a random word generator, add “Shark” to whatever the word was, and come up with a plot for it
@jangofett2910 2 жыл бұрын
Ight ima do that irl
@netflixuser2.092 2 жыл бұрын
Corona shark XD
@Tyranid_HiveMind 2 жыл бұрын
Swipe shark
@FishGaming1245 2 жыл бұрын
Economics shark
@aebhosor4835 2 жыл бұрын
Aquatic Sharks
@flarelukethecomedian4615 5 жыл бұрын
I just noticed KRAP is PARK backwards
@rowletrockerz5158 5 жыл бұрын
WhaAaAaAat
@dinosaurgirl135m 5 жыл бұрын
JurASSic Crap 😂
@luke769animations 5 жыл бұрын
*_VERY GOOOOD!_*
@7sidedfilms438 5 жыл бұрын
Flareluke The gamer I get it, it’s a palindrome... kinda... not really... not at all actually...
@ganstahamsta7980 5 жыл бұрын
Well played
@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 жыл бұрын
No sharks in fresh water? The Bull-Shark wants to have a word with You
@Tareltonlives 4 жыл бұрын
Just once I'd like to see a shark movie starring bull sharks. It's like they only see Jaws for reference
@averypleasedbakedpotato8609 4 жыл бұрын
The actual smart community would want to have a word with you
@philipsyoutube6111 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, they sometimes get into fights with crocodiles! How cool would that be in a movie?!
@hungryfilms3707 4 жыл бұрын
Tareltonlives there’s a fairly decent movie called red water that’s about a bull shark.
@axixax_axax 4 жыл бұрын
So do 🍋🦈's
@riamus7258 5 жыл бұрын
CRINGE!!!! Nice one btw. Every second of your reviews is enjoyable.
@Distempetor 5 жыл бұрын
King Rexy are u gonna ‘debunk’ my reasons?
@riamus7258 5 жыл бұрын
@@Distempetor a friend of mine is working on something that will list all the points and go through them, I'm a part of it, I'll show you when I'm done.
@falafelcult7650 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the trilogys!!!
@ethanlange1487 5 жыл бұрын
You mean every second of your reviews *are* enjoyable
@V1ncenz010 2 жыл бұрын
Só you are the Dino guy
@trinisaurity4623 5 жыл бұрын
I actually watched Jurassic Games too, and I was surprised on how good it was for a film of its type. It's just so on the nose with how much it makes fun of society, I found myself really enjoying it too. Hope the filmmakers keep going, they're onto something.
@philipgood5041 2 жыл бұрын
The CGI was better than expected.
@coded3604 Жыл бұрын
Try out Jurassic hunt!!
@Claymax789 6 ай бұрын
@@coded3604 uh shit here we go again Another worst cgi dinosaur movie Same to Jurassic planet dinosaurs
@toottootsonicwarrior5777 5 жыл бұрын
*triassic world:* *brain dead critic:* 😲 (later that day) *critic typing review:* FeRoCIous CrEaTuRes!
@kappykitty1528 5 жыл бұрын
4 Stars
@thexplodenator3007 5 жыл бұрын
That perfect 40 minutes 👌🏻
@RickRaptor105 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the video file for this is 39:59, which I'd prefer. But for some reason KZfaq adds a second.
@liopleurodon2000 5 жыл бұрын
@@RickRaptor105 perfectly balanced as all things should be
@ShadowRaptor42 5 жыл бұрын
@@liopleurodon2000 what if youtube adds 1 seconds
@wandaguilbealers1036 3 жыл бұрын
@@RickRaptor105 love madagascar😎
@ciarandaragh8676 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowRaptor42 *no*
@lordedmundblackadder9321 3 жыл бұрын
rick on the first three movies: ASS SHIT rick on The Jurassic Games: this is the most beautiful thing i have seen.
@stevefilms1997 4 жыл бұрын
Kid:Mom can we get Jurassic park Mom:we have Jurassic park at home Jurrasic park at home:
@MysteriouslyMoon 3 жыл бұрын
Me who watched the whole thing of all the Jurassic PARK/WORLD trilogy
@dibershai6009 2 жыл бұрын
Also jurassic park is pretty bad.
@gabriellittle2827 Жыл бұрын
@@dibershai6009 Take that back RIGHT NOW
@chancegivens9390 5 жыл бұрын
The Smilodon doesn't look that bad I've seen a lot worse
@arandomguy7110 5 жыл бұрын
Undertake ships are worst then that of what you have seen ALOT WORST
@BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn 4 жыл бұрын
I seen worse also aka basically every inaccurate dinosaur movie
@chancegivens9390 4 жыл бұрын
@@BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn not every single one a lot of them are good but a lot of them are pretty fucken bad.
@waterlilytheraptor7537 4 жыл бұрын
The way it jump was really cool
@chancegivens9390 2 жыл бұрын
@Baker Family I saw that, it doesn't look too bad!
@indivivdualism 5 жыл бұрын
“Nothing is worse than Jurassic shark.” *”Jurassic Prey is worse than Jurassic shark.”*
@swollenheadofdragon832 2 жыл бұрын
No it's "Jurassic Prey is even worse than Jurassic shark".
@FatDudeStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@swollenheadofdragon832 out of all the cells that managed to get to the egg *you managed to actually be given birth to* you could have been a functional human but no
@hungryfilms3707 5 жыл бұрын
7:38 they already established that the indoraptor was intelligent, it would've made more sense if it walked up to the panel and stabbed it with its front claw to try to open it or something like that.
@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 2 жыл бұрын
not to mention that it's just being consistent with the first film,
@Jay_B_8181 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Jurassic world fallen kingdom was pretty cool But everyone has an opinion
@toasttherodan8012 5 жыл бұрын
I agree too
@fang609 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed everyone has their own opinion on the film and no one can change it besides time.
@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 5 жыл бұрын
I personally enjoyed Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom more than the OJ Jurassic Park (wich had its fair share of dumb stuff, but people ignore them probably because MUH NOSTALGIA and they would consider them to be nitpicks), sure, it has some dumb and cheesy moments (about everything concerning Hollywood lava for example, or this fucking elevator scene) but it doesn't takes itself that seriously and, really, it's not as dumb as people seems to love saying...
@fang609 5 жыл бұрын
@@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 it's not. And to be honest in some of the consept art there was a lot more fire on the island there even was a picture of a gally that was on fire while it was trying to escape a burning patch of trees. And yea another reason some people say it wasn't good is because at the end of the day kids were going to watch this film and those people wanted a film for themselves.
@bro-be3bd 5 жыл бұрын
Fallen Kingdom was awesome.
@Animusprimalemperor6257 5 жыл бұрын
At least I'm not the only one who hates The Asylum and their movies. Jesus! They should've stopped making this movies by now. God!
@Animusprimalemperor6257 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, judging from that name, let me guess, another terrible movie?
@Insert_name_here2024 Жыл бұрын
Idk why, but I still like age of dinosaurs a little bit. And it was made by the asylum...
@CesarGameBoy. 4 жыл бұрын
*Girl:* “You know there’s no sharks in freshwater right?” *Bull sharks:* “Shut the fuck up... please shut the fuck up...”
@drillbur 5 жыл бұрын
15:34 : you know theres no sharks in fresh water! Bullsharks: Am I a Joke to you
@hungryfilms3707 4 жыл бұрын
That line just makes me cringe because it’s not like the bullshark is barely known to the average person.
@Rajang6 3 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many smirking Heisei Godzilla pfps
@tyrannozillasauronsproduct5072 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rajang6 cuz it's funny
@shrekrepublic1213 4 жыл бұрын
I would rather stay in a asylum than watch an asylum movie
@yourtimetraveleralara Жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@Ethan_ShowerThoughts Жыл бұрын
11:05 they literally pulled the same thing again with JW Dominion, it’s kinda incredible how they did it twice in a row
@PrimalKevYT 5 жыл бұрын
Fallen Kingdom was rather good tho, but i respect your opinion.
@juju2bockyy 5 жыл бұрын
@Madalin Grama no u
@juju2bockyy 5 жыл бұрын
@Madalin Grama Jurassic World actually showed the "Secrets of Dr. Wu" and genetic engineering. Are you a piece of shit?
@juju2bockyy 5 жыл бұрын
@Madalin Grama damn why u hating on the movie shouldve read the novel first
@juju2bockyy 5 жыл бұрын
@Madalin Grama "coem"
@juju2bockyy 5 жыл бұрын
@Madalin Grama do you even understand the plot of JW&JWFK
@indoggedon-03 5 жыл бұрын
I can do a film better than jurassic prey and jurassic shark with my phone
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
This video is far more entertaining than the "Real" movies. Thank you
@williamsnekspeare3090 4 жыл бұрын
I see your account everywhere.
@Insert_name_here2024 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@orarie.7cool 5 жыл бұрын
Jurassic fail
@argon2532 3 жыл бұрын
A quote from a critic sums up this review: "Ferocious creatures" (5/5).
@luke769animations 3 жыл бұрын
At least the Jurassic Games had quality T-Rex designs
@miraculousfanyt 3 жыл бұрын
'I wish I was that tree.' - Jurassic Prey 'We drilled too deep.' - Jurassic Shark
@CoralReaper707 11 ай бұрын
What is it with bad dino movies having innuendos, intentionally or not?
@kerenbar7424 6 ай бұрын
"Boom..." - the Jurassic games
@muzankibutsuji1895 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m afraid there is dinosaur porn” Me: time to see
@nmci8959 4 жыл бұрын
"You know theirs like no sharks in freshwater, right?" Bull sharks, Ganges Sharks, and like 2 to 4 different groups of extinct sharks would like to know your location
@alejandroelluxray5298 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the australian saw shark
@theectoplasmish2657 4 жыл бұрын
He had some blood on his lab suit and he doesn't feel any pain while walking
@benjirmcmahon 3 жыл бұрын
Relax, you’re helping people avoid crap like this. You’re practically a hero man!
@hungryfilms3707 5 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see a really gory dinosaur movie, like a velociraptor using its sickle claw to cut someone's throats.
@ryaquaza3offical 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine alien but with dromeosaurs, that I’d totally love
@bennettfender1546 5 жыл бұрын
Ryaquaza 1 it's called carnosaur 2.
@joaofrancisco3655 2 жыл бұрын
Well, we have Genndy Tartakowsky's adult series Primal. Its animated, but If you're looking for gory dinossaur fights, I totally recommend it
@Insert_name_here2024 Жыл бұрын
I'm actually making a fan comic based on area 407 and there is once scene where this happens.
@TyrannoNoddy 5 жыл бұрын
if i wanted dinosaurs and porn i'd just look up amazon and all of the dinosaur erotica they have there for whatever reason :P
@flarelukethecomedian4615 5 жыл бұрын
Gross
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 жыл бұрын
Or just look up Dino furries on Google
@Darkcyndermaya 5 жыл бұрын
@@flarelukethecomedian4615 Whoosh
@sneakysnake7695 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen some Dino on human stuff, it ain't my proudest fap
@rasm0s 5 жыл бұрын
every day we stray futher from god
@jurassictyrantkingYT 5 жыл бұрын
Triassic-220-200-Million years ago(Awesome Beginning 4 dinos) *Jurassic*-199-130-Million years ago(Money Making Period) Cretaceous-129-65-Million years ago(This Is an Awesome end) I hated the Baryonyx in Fallen Kingdom
@josephapsey9965 5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I have already watched all three of these movies
@htheflower8303 5 жыл бұрын
Idk
@man_like_forg1121 5 жыл бұрын
Mabey cos I've watched jurassic games lol
@Saltyaf38 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen all of them
@beanboy1110 4 жыл бұрын
a l l t h r e e ? Jurassic games, Jurassic shark , Jurassic city, jurassic prey. My guy why is your math SO FUCKI-
@Dr_Universe2007 3 жыл бұрын
I would prerecord random syfy movies. Most of them are free on amazon though
@BluestSoldier 4 жыл бұрын
Ten years since first seeing those beautiful dinosaurs models and its in 2019 that i discover the guy behind them is dinoraul.
@danktorvosaurus Жыл бұрын
7:14 To the Indoraptor’s credit, it was an animal specifically engineered for war, requiring some sort of bullet resistance.
@plasmacrowcodile9145 4 жыл бұрын
The difference between the Jurassic Games and the other three is that the Jurassic Games actually has effort put into it.
@raizex2571 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, Triassic Attack actually has the same cover image from google images that I used for a project in highschool on the Jurassic Park novel, you know it's bad when they rip right from google images
@Insert_name_here2024 Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute what the fu-
@MajinReptile.UltraMajin 4 жыл бұрын
I believe there's an unofficial sequel to Jurassic Shark. It was directed by the same director and written by the same writer, it's called "Raiders of the Lost Shark" and it's unbelievably bad that it's hilarious. It has FLYING sharks!
@mikaelafox6106 5 жыл бұрын
29:50 Discount Chris Pratt 💖 30:44 More like the collars from Battle Royale, complete with “get out of the danger zone” plot point. If they didn’t get to a safe zone, the collar would explode! The BR collars didn’t explode the whole head. Made a huge hole in the throat which lead to huge blood loss. Suicide Squad doesn’t deserve that nod! 31:14-31:15 That T-Rex Head sculpt is divine.
@spasebar 4 жыл бұрын
Jurassic games actually looks better than the hunger games
@blakewinter1657 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the Jurassic Shark review was how those 'actresses' were trying to 'splash' each other without getting each other's hair wet.
@Just_A_Space_Cyborg 3 жыл бұрын
For the the joke with the indo raptor being bullet proof, that actually makes a little sense because it was meant for military purposes. They gave it hard rough scales so it could withstand at least a little bit of damage from guns. But either way it was still a pretty bad movie. Btw love ur vids keep it up
@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 2 жыл бұрын
was just about to mention that
@leonardobalma9567 5 жыл бұрын
22:24 genius
@d.t.w1390 5 жыл бұрын
*IQ9000*
@purplerathalos7226 5 жыл бұрын
26:49 Man, Rudy from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs really let himself go.
@gabriellittle2827 Жыл бұрын
That’s almost exactly what Rick said about One-Eye in Valley of the T-Rex
@isaacvision2099 4 жыл бұрын
He's a killer He's so good at killing he can kill bullet proof dinosaurs
@toatakanuva4846 5 жыл бұрын
Looking at the models of jurassic shark & jurassic prey, they make Sonic look good
@velocipastor676 3 жыл бұрын
The very fact that you mentioned the Valley of Gwangi and the Rabbit of Caerbannog in a video is why you're one of my favourite KZfaqrs.
@Crossfire-qm9tg 4 жыл бұрын
35:37 - 36:03 if anyone wants to know how to audibly express anxiety, there you go, I could feel my blood pressure rising while watching this segment
@CJCroen1393 5 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Games looks like fun! And the ending makes me think of my perfect "James Bond Villain Animals" - UTAHRAPTORS WITH FREAKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS >:D
@moustachepig43 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I’m watching on your channel and I’ll just say you made a pretty good first impression
@alfsleftnut9224 Жыл бұрын
I'm surrprized the sucess of the first jurassic park movie didn't spawn a wave of big budget dino movies
@gabrielf.ferreira9132 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you separated Jurassic Games from the other shitty movies and instead placed him in the grass in the thumbnail.
@asthemoonturns 4 жыл бұрын
Back in 2005, my classmates and I made an action film with a cheap hand camera. Looked just as good as these ´movies´. And the sound was even better.
@Septor-xc4xr 5 жыл бұрын
Woah woah woah, Jurassic world fallen kingdom may not be the greatest, but it looks better cgi wise than Jurassic world 1
@toasttherodan8012 5 жыл бұрын
Agree with you gaming U-septor 3000.
@vik8596 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was decent. It’s just JW2 done better
@blimlimlimm 4 жыл бұрын
True, but that's to be expected with the passage of time.
@playtime_foxy 4 жыл бұрын
"no sharks in fresh water" bull sharks and lemon sharks: *"ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!?"*
@ravenconnli6618 3 жыл бұрын
Those Rexes fighting each other was EVERYTHING
@brutalbass1566 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god the part with the shark farting I can’t get that out my head
@Girie 5 жыл бұрын
How are you so underrated?
@arandomguy7110 5 жыл бұрын
Cinema sins is your answer
@mikaelllll 4 жыл бұрын
Because youtube hates every good content creator, including pewdiepie, and only cares about pirated songs!!!
@physetermacrocephalus9986 4 жыл бұрын
His accent, probably.
@tamayako2000 3 жыл бұрын
"You know there's no sharks in freshwater, right?" Bull sharks: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
@Sussyboi77 5 ай бұрын
How to get a bad dinosaur movie idea 1: Get a wheel 2: Write possible candidates down 3: Spin the wheel 4: Whatever you got, Put the word Jurassic in front of it There we go! You made a bad movie idea! Have fun getting roasted by this guy!
@SCR_ProductionsYT 5 жыл бұрын
„Ah thats cute...now go back to playing fortnite.„ XD XD XD
@miquelescribanoivars5049 5 жыл бұрын
But what about, Triassic World?
@RickRaptor105 5 жыл бұрын
There is no movie called Triassic Park, a theme park with that name already exists in Austria. If you mean Triassic Attack and/or Triassic World, I briefly mention them in the introduction. These rip-offs are mostly interchangeable so there is no point in trying to review all of them.
@miquelescribanoivars5049 5 жыл бұрын
@@RickRaptor105 Yeah I meant Triassic World, my bad.
@wandaguilbealers1036 4 жыл бұрын
triassic park
@billkrause3924 3 жыл бұрын
RickRaptor105 is JWFK that bad
@alexandercolon941 3 жыл бұрын
@@RickRaptor105 jurassic kissxsis
@himecool3452 5 жыл бұрын
24:29 , this is the same opening sml used on most of his vids
@chadgorosaurus4898 9 ай бұрын
Most of these bad movies put more than 90% of their budget into the DVD cover
@cthulhufhtagn2483 4 жыл бұрын
In fairness to Jurassic Shark, I have long debated making a sarcastic B-movie featuring entelodonts called Jurassic Pork.
@zaragozrex 5 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY B MOVIES HAVE JURASSIC IN THE TITLE!?
@Don-ds3dy 5 жыл бұрын
Triassic Attack was the only B movie I can think off that broke away from that...even though all the dinos were from cretaceous period.
@prism8278 5 жыл бұрын
Over 9000.
@albusvoltavern4500 5 жыл бұрын
These are more like D and E class movies maybe one C movie
@jolleyrancher75 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Spielberg: how many B list rip offs of my movie are gonna have "Jurassic" in the title? Basically every dino b movie: Y E S
@chilantaisaurustashuikouen8947 4 жыл бұрын
Around 3...billion
@james739123 3 жыл бұрын
this is a tragedy because the Jurassic period is my favourite time in the Mesozoic era, why, A) J is my favourite letter because of my first name and B) it has Allosaurus, Stegosaurus and Brachiosaurus, the very creatures that made me fall in love with both dinosaurs and history in the first place.
@A_ghost_leviathan 3 жыл бұрын
Kid: “mom can we have indominus Rex?” Mom: “we have indominus Rex at home.” Indominus Rex at home: 21:19
@enderlovesbagels101 5 жыл бұрын
Fallen Kingdom looks like a masterpiece compared to these Edit: Except Jurassic Games. It actually seems somewhat entertaining and now awful for a movie of its kind
@snake_maybe_is_funny 4 жыл бұрын
no jurassic park 3 looks more of a masterpiece than those piece of shit movies
@ToxicDooM96 5 жыл бұрын
BBC The Lost World 2001 is a good exception to the rule. It’s pretty damn good.
@MesozoicLad 9 ай бұрын
I like how the Jurassic Games is outside of the “krap.”
@n0tzyx 5 жыл бұрын
21:39 *Insert before drugs and after drugs meme*
@abrahemsamander3967 5 жыл бұрын
Dinoraul’s models look amazing. I’ll check his works out.
@lordedmundblackadder9321 3 жыл бұрын
just went and watched The Jurassic Games- and man is it fantastic! I especially loved the black guy's skull getting crushed with a rock.
@aidanhagel6676 3 жыл бұрын
Jurassic City: Our CGI is absolute shit Jurassic Shark: Our logic is basically nonexistent Jurassic Prey: We use a puppet and the bank alarm is our best music Jurassic Games: HUNGER GAMES WITH FUCKING DINOSAURS
@swollenheadofdragon832 2 жыл бұрын
9:45 No Rick, he said a pack of Velaciropters, not Velociraptors. Velaciropters are completely different from Velociraptors because their name is spelled differently and are totally not Monolophosaurus at all, okay never mind. This is obviously sarcastic and you were right all along
@jon_the_guanlong 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the Jurassic Games. The Rex was simply beautiful.
@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 4 жыл бұрын
[footage from _Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom_ plays] "This is the sort of thing that only happens in stupid movies!" ["footage unrelated"]
@billkrause3924 3 жыл бұрын
John Whitesell ITS NOT THAT BAD GOD
@Ilovemydogmorethanlife 4 жыл бұрын
I've only known this guys channel for a few days, but he somehow manages to make me laugh evertime.
@CardamonGH 8 ай бұрын
I just fucking LOVE this guy's accent! It makes the catty sniping and nitpicking even more delightful. MORE please! Also just generally funny.
@Aldrich01 5 жыл бұрын
YOU DRILLED TOO DEEP that's what she said
@ianrodriguez129 5 жыл бұрын
7:00 no way, they can get out*
@MorosTheDom 27 күн бұрын
Rick watching Jurassic games: why don't they just!?- The film: Im one step infront of you
@abrahemsamander3967 5 жыл бұрын
Konstantinov’s work looks awesome. Jurassic games actually looks like a fun film, they must’ve had a blast and they really put there all into it. I’ll check it out.
@DasAfroLP 5 жыл бұрын
Please do the "Carnosaur" movies. I think they are great. XD
@lordwalrusthe3rd188 5 жыл бұрын
RICK👏 RAPTOR👏 REVIEW👏
@theotherbk1819 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I JUST noticed that the Jurassic games poster is NOT ACTUALLY INSIDE the big pile of sh** but just SLIGHTLY nudged to the side in the thumbnail. Nice. Very nice.
@Darkwarp1994 4 жыл бұрын
*eye twitches* calling a monolopohsaurus and a giganotosaurus by the names of two famous dinosaurs in films WHEN THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE A TREX OR RAPTOR makes me wonder why asylum hasn't gone bankrupt yet
@personismaybe0610 4 жыл бұрын
Jurassic World fallen kingdom was a great movie it one of the best one in the series
@toaster83 4 жыл бұрын
You know the Jurassic games is a good movie with having the accurate Dino models
@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 4 жыл бұрын
i love how when you showed triassic attack i saw the mother of dragons as one of the pics.. oh we all got to start somewhere emilia clarke
@RosieRoan 3 жыл бұрын
20:15 Did the Megalodon shrink in size or something? Because here, it looks like the size of a normal great white shark.
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