YOU

thank you for "blessing" us soldier

@@lost-Eclipse indeed

OMG YOU

Here comes the among us reference comments

Ayayayayayy

Amongus?

among us

@@osta1550 i couldn't agree more

And Centuries

It’s literally been 5 months

@@mauriciomacedo6673 it's a joke

@@keironknapp7070 shhh

@@mauriciomacedo6673 what did I say

That phrase alone feels like an innuendo

"Keep the drilling at peak pace" definitely is.

And so have the likes

Because these the best ones

Because Rick delivers a unique brand of hilarious quality content unlike no other.

I am also quite stoked for the reurn of Rick Raptor

The t-rex has the actual model of Rexy from JP. And for some reason generic little quadrupedal dinosaurs and a giant octopus got into the modern era. So this Meg 2 is actually Primeval

@@ZombieChicken1310 if you want to think that than you can

I'd like to see you review the meg novel, ngl.

Well, this was planned in the first Meg movie but they didn't do because they feared that the public would take the scene as an attack against Jurassic World

@@raptorblack2269 which it wouldn’t because other pieces of media like Speckles the Tarbosaurus did this

Yes

@@chadgorosaurus4898 nice username 👌

I would give it the "A for effort" title

Did someone say Impressive Title? *puts early 2000s emo hair on a lion*

18 naked raptors at the showers of raptor ranch

The Jurassic Games:

RickRaptor105: Shows his face for the first time in a video. The entire comment section: Nah, I didn't see that, great vid tho!

I don’t think that was him, the lip sync seemed kinda off and the audio sounded too ‘pre-recorded’

@@clairedatsaurian ig so, (sorry if that felt rough, I'm still watching the video lol)

You’re fine

true

Yep and screw all fallen kingdom defenders

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ima just throw this out there... Maisie's a good character, and arguably the best child character in the franchise, and her being a clone makes more sense than a cloned t-rex, and its done really well, and the foreshadowing and reveal is great... In a story about the dangers of gene tech they of course should address its involvement with humans as this is becoming something real, and they did it pretty much perfectly. No super soldiers, no clone army, just a Father who didnt want to loose his daughter. The dinosaur designs are shit though, and some of its really dumb (especially the smile without the context of the indoraptor's trauma, why that scene was removed, i have no clue). But, its far from without merits and is less of just a summer block buster than Jurassic World, which is more like a high budget B-Movie............. Though, his use of it here. Thats fair

Ya know I was gona leave a long comment to say how bad the movie is but in short I would of said about the entier movie so to save time yes it stinks and I loved it when he put it in the worst Jurassic ripoffs lol! But ya lockwoods pillow death worst kill ever in the franchise cause it wasent caused by a dinosaur fight me on that at least in the novel Hammond got eaten by compys and his lost world sickness was real to his actors condition rip but a pillow death in a Jurassic film unacceptable.

I like Fallen Kingdom but that still made me lose it, LOL. Rick's brand of comedy is golden and unmatched. XD

@@rjhamler5324 really, you're saying that was worse than the gymnastics killing a raptor? Aight

:-0

I'm the type of person who loves thease movies so your friend might be like me

tbh, its the least worst movie out of thede

Actually I think primeval already did that

That would be a waist of time

Because you cant get worse than this

(1 years later) I was so wrong

Yes

Even the guy who started that whole ‘Alpha Wolf’ thing later admitted he was wrong after doing research on wild wolf populations rather than zoo wolves (which were just a random assortment of unrelated wolves not a natural pack)

It's even funnier when FEMALE sharks are the larger ones

Deep Blue the great white would laugh her ass off at the alpha male comment if that were possible

@@Tareltonlives Alpha female? Tf if I know.

what? whats wrong with alpha wolf. theres always some alpha in a pack of wolves

Same with me man I am pissed as hell Thankfully that model’s outdated😅

😭😭😭

Imagine if there was a Jurassic Rick Astley

@@GTSE2005 rar rar rar rar rar raaar rar rar rar rar rar rarr rarr rarr

And he say swear word too

Nah, they gave up half way through writing the script.

​@@Bagelgeuse Nah. They gave up before Even making this movie

chadgorosaurus i literally see you everywhere man

Whales are mammals, how it existed before the dinosaurs!! It’s so wrong, Mark shouldn’t make a horror movie again with prehistoric animals.

@@benblair7883 although mammals existed before dinosaurs

@@gergopiroska5749 I meant the whales.

@@gergopiroska5749 That’s also wrong Mammals are only 200 million years old Dinosaurs are more 240 million years old

@@gabriellittle2827 if we count stem mammals then im correct

Your kidding right?

​@@Caratroxthey probably are.

If I was a merc I wouldn't turn down a BAR. Those things are amazing!

nice pfp lmao

@@nargiaz7368 Where is it from?

Yay, noch ein Deutscher!

keiner ist deutsch

Finally someone notices that I thought I was the only one

Jurassic Krap /// Jurassic Krud Jurassic Krud: Failures of Films Jurassic Krud: Da End

Ye

Oh yeah. Didn't the lore of that game involve a planet with aliens on it that looked like dinosaurs? I barely remember, it's been like 10 years since I last played the game.

Rick just insulted the entire Carnivores Dinosaur hunt fandom

Man, they were my childhood

Facts

@@AnicentLich I think the Jurassic Shark film killed most of his brain cells

@@Gen_ShadowCompany_203 poor guy

@@AnicentLich But alas, it makes his rants funnier

Yep fallen kingdom is the worst jurassic park movie ever

@@SIMBA-tq2ch Eh, I think Jurassic World 1 is the worst: a decent concept turned into a budget Jurassic Park. At least JW2 tried to do its own thing (with the gothic horror atmosphere, which did create some aesthetically pleasing scenes). Still sucked though.

The plot would be based on a recent upload by australian youtuber I did a Thing who went to hunt carp in order to recreate a dish from a stolen north korean cook book. Alas, once he arrives at the heavily polluted water....

It only has 1 zombie dinosaur. And the movie itself is garbage. Doesn't even tale place in the city-

@@kranos2048 I still want to see a review.

@@dubuyajay9964 ok- I'ma be honest, I too would love to see him reviewing the movie and roasting the hell out of it

They couldn't even decide if that was a Megalosaurus or an Acrocanthosaurus cuz they called it by both names in the same movie, so clearly whoever did this movie knows nothing about dinosaurs. XD

@@cintronproductions9430 true

Considering the image of Megalosaurus is also sort of quadrupedal, I think it is meant to be one of those old images from when the first prehistoric creatures were discovered and were thought to be big lizards (but maid specifically for this movie cause other wise, it would be a large hunchback lizard).

Technically they are related to lizards and snakes too They are more closely related to birds because birds are actually still living dinosaurs (just check up on a taxonomy tree)

No. They clearly didn't

My exact reaction

Too many. Far too many.

Planet of Dinosaurs is slightly better

Tyrannosaurus actually had the best binocular vision of any known theropod. Which makes the whole ‘it can’t see you if you don’t move’ thing all the more stupid.