Have you done a review of Last Jedi? If not, I'd love to watch you rip it apart.

16:43 That sounded like a rant coming from a commie drunk on vodka.

@Evil Doughboy i completely agree. The first was the only one worth a good goddamn.

I wasn't fooled. I didn't even know this was a movie.

Drinker when you do a retrospective review of Fallen Kingdom. mention that the game ‘Bullet Storm’ also had a dinosaur that attacked anything you pointed a laser and pressed a button at.

Riding motorcycles with raptors is tight!

I give you one better. They mixed their Chrises up during a MCU discussion and then thought about the other Chris on a motorcycle.

There was supposed to be a scene like that in the Lost World 🤣

@@user-dv2hc8zt3o yes but that was going to be a chase not a team up lol

If you watch the trailers you'll se the important bits. The rest of the movie was just filler around it.

Ya gleet harr sinn mal fa tassan vejeerta glan!

goldeneddie burr lar snarl fasa jah?

@@myshcoolaccount Jah jah! You took the words right out of my mouth! Thank Flaragn somebody has the neepe to understand what I'm herrinartga.

Brilliant

#metoo...and i was once bitten by a bat, so now i have sonar when i flap my ears !

The world is poorer for having lost him. R.I.P. sir.

He gifted us a lot of great books. Check Thrift books, Kindle or your local library for some great reads.

I really need to go back and read it.

@@mallorycarpinski1160 It's an amazing novel, I read it a few times already and I highly recommend it to everyone

Indeed. If you’re reading this and are a fan of Jurassic Park, science, philosophy, or just plain good readin’ do yourself a favour and pick up the Jurassic Park novels.

I miss yellow teeth:D BTW in 1st one pants of dr Grant are green from grass BEFORE he sits at the sight of 1st brachiosaur.

Come come, now. Modern female characters must always be young and beautifully strong, flawless, well-rehearsed, and fully protected from appearing ... unempowered. The boys likewise need to look their best for the cinematic guillotine.

I've been saying this for a while, too. You don't need to give all the actors $1000 haircuts for every scene, it makes them seem abnormal. They really should work on people looking more relatable if they want the audience to connect with the characters.

The very last thing you mentioned is something that really bothers me. The only time I can think of a positive, helpful, allied character in the film who died on screen is Eddie from the The Lost World. Other than him, most of the characters that die are the villains (or otherwise just anal and got what they deserved) or random characters that we have no time to form a connection to. Eddie is the only good character that dies and actually leaves a bit of an impact for the other main characters. Erik's friend in JP3 dies (don't even remember his name) but he's another one that were given no time to establish a connection to. We think Billy dies in a heroic self-sacrifice, but then it's revealed towards the end of the movie that he was found alive and is going to survive. Defeated the whole purpose of giving a character a selfless, almost sad end by just nonchalantly showing that he's alive and with seemingly little more than flesh wounds. Name a character in the Jurassic World trilogy who died and left an impact on the other characters. The care giver in JW died but she barely got any screen time before that, and her death leaves little more than momentary shock for the kids who move on like 12 seconds later and she's never brought up again, not even by Claire. Fallen Kingdom comes and nobody important really dies. Dominion? Again, despite it trying really hard to be a hyped up and climatic movie, no one notable dies. It's hard to take the film seriously when you go into it knowing that it's almost a guarantee that none of the main cast or other likable characters will die.

Faxx

Not to mention there are over 700 hundred species of dinosaurs spanning hundreds of millions of years. I think they could keep churning out new species without coming up with Frankenstein's monsters that have lethal and super intelligent cunning. Then, if they did wind up running out, there's a ton of extinct species beyond people would love to see return. Old megalodons, saber toothed cats, wooly mammoths, etc. There would be no need to invent new species.

@@TheHylden How you didn't even mention the Dodo ...

I never bought that premise. People still go to zoos with still living animals and movies *ABOUT* dinosaurs. People would line up to see the real thing until the end of the Earth.

The idea that nobody wants to see real dinosaurs so they had to start making movie monsters was the only almost-intelligent thing about the movie... And they completely fucked that up to.

@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 Jurassic Park isn't as easy and cheap as going to a zoo though. It seems like a vacation there is even pricier than Disney, so I guess I can see how if you're going for your Top 20% market you have to keep things fresh to keep them coming back.

Hehe. I get that reference.😁

@@rocksnrolls Chris Pratt- For Jurassic park *rushes indominus with a fucking sword *

@@zachsutton9866 ngl, that would be cool to watch.

Kids: You have my ability to add nothing to the plot Pratt: and you have my hotness Claire: and my heels

Salted Pork!??

It really does. All they care about is money.

@Miguel Santos You bloody would. That's always been your problem.

@Miguel Santos Goddamn it Miguel! And we were having such progress in curing your... problem. Now we'll have to start all over again. Sigh. Guess I'll see you Monday.

That was the point behind the Robocop "reboot", when the project began it was supposed to be a soft reboot of the original films, with the classic Robocop design and a hard R. Sony then began changing things arbitrarily, so the writers and directors fought back by adding things to the story that was clearly them taking the piss on Sony executives. I bet you my last dollar, that nearly everything said by the evil corporate CEO was said by Sony's president.

This comment better be pinned.

*an unintentional metaphor

What seemed weird to me was in the "super rex" paddock they entered through a human door, but escaped through the dino door

Well how in the hell would you design these things? There's nothing in real life to reference like the elephant exhibits at zoos... oh wait...

Because reasons

Because the indominus was in front of the human sized door, you can’t just get passed it 😂

I think people forget that chris and the other guy did run to the human sized door. But do you want to run through that thing's legs? Their only option was the dino door.

Hmmmm, I haven't read the book, so that's good to know. I don't remember Henry Wu from the first movie (though Wikipedia informs me he was there), but just from the bit you quoted I already despise him to the core of my being :) That's half of what I hate about movies in a nutshell.

@@kjgoebel7098 one can see that the Wu from the novel represents a way of thinking that is prevalent in our society today? take for example 'reality' tv Wu could just as easily be saying, "...entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality." about that genre of 'entertainment' that is called reality tv. facebook for example actually used to be an organically generated feed of what my friends were doing and sharing but that wasn't good enough for the wu's at facebook that had to try and predict and even dictate my expectations and make my feed what they think I want/should see... It's hubris it's literally artificial intelligence in the true sense of those two words combined and not what AI has come to mean in modern vernacular.

@@pa1degua Yeah. Sometimes you hear someone say "The customer wants what he has enjoyed before, but what the customer really wants is something new", but not very often. It does seem like people are starting to realize that you don't have to watch something just because it's got the name of something you like on it. I have some hope that enough people are going to rebel against the kind of automated emotional manipulation you're talking about.

I'm so glad someone mentions the motivations and ideas the characters in the original book had... I think most people have no idea the book even existed. I didn't, but after finding it and reading it it became one of my favorite books.

I need to read this book!!

Maybe -life- filmmaking will, uh, find a way.

What is so great about sequels? It is a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call sequels, I call the rape of a brilliant story.

@@theredstonebuilder1120 only 90% of them . 10% are some of the most iconic movies of all time

This should get a nomination for meta comment of the year.

Am I the only one that got that reference

Lol. Theyd be like, "Sign here for the liability waiver."

I feel sorry for the families of the people who get killed or eaten in these films...the idea that someone won't ever see their child/parent/sibling/spouse again because they were killed/eaten by some mutant hell-beast created by idiots is disgusting.

@@All2Meme not to mention that any of the former Jurassic world employees would have black marks against their names but nah Bryce got a job as a conservationist and Chris got a job as a builder. Also NO ONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD HIRE CLAIRE FOR WHAT SHE DID

@@redhood7650 You would be shocked how easy it is to get a job by excuses. JW had a good 10 year run, so the incident of JW could have just been pointed at to another person who died during the events of the film as the "culprit" of you will.

@@ccateni28 yeah probably blamed everything that went wrong on the dude who fucking crashed a helicopter

There females

@@Cherryblossom-ds7zf Cloaca power!!!!

xD I actually liked that part, it was so retarded

😂😂

Honestly I still prefer the Indoraptor smiling at the camera

And it still sucked, Hollywood ruined Chris Pratt

Honestly this is probably his least great performance. I found it hard to really like his character

@@FlaccidSunday Yeah it isn't great but then it's hard to do good work with crap writing. Fyi I've read a couple of fan fics based on it that were better than the movie.

Jurassic world is fun as shit.

Bioshock players: *nervous sweating*

I just rewatched the movie and I completely agree. Owen is unapologetically a badass, yeah the script is dumb but at least gives us a masculine hero. And Claire has an underdeveloped character arc that goes from a career-oriented robot to a mother and girlfriend. I read that it made liberal news cry sexism so I loved it even more. Lmao

LMAO u guys/girls/however u identify r just as lame as the people u despise, but we all think dumb shit so w/e

It would be much easier to just write that on a placard outside of an empty cage. I'm sure some people will still "see" the invisible and undetectable dinosaur.

I mean, Henry Wu kept the majority of what it could do a secret(the cuttlefish DNA, for example, which he didn't know would make it able to camouflage)as it was supposed to b military weapon. They had the tracking device as well(which the creature didn't claw out until it left the paddock), but Pratt and the other two workers just took it as gospel that the creature was gone because of the claw marks on the wall, went into the paddock without checking first and started off the whole movie.

@@phousefilms dinosaur+military weapon makes me shake with emotion

@@phousefilms could have avoided the whole thing and only paid out worker death compensations if they'd just used the man-doors instead of opening up the whole goddamn enclosure via the GIANT DOOR for literally no other reason than plot device.

Their SCP articles would've been denied with how horrible they were at Containing one animal alone.

What's your source? I bet you can't tell me, because nobody EVER said this line, especially not a sexy beast of a man.

Nah, it'll be fine.

@@fischeborne9713 oh you know I know... I was just afraid to type out his name... KZfaq would take the critical drinker’s video down because they can’t handle that power in the comments section.

i was thinking the exact thing and was surprised he didnt include that bit in the video

I, ah, believe, ah, his, ah, name, ah, started, ah, with, ah, an M, ah - or, ah, an I, ah, for, ah, his, ah, first name.

Drinking makes us smarter. QED.

Not to mention dozens of lashings, from all the various things, that are surely in your way.

I live in the phillippines, trust riding a motorcycle through dense jungle is borderline suicie. Uneven terrain, tree branches thicker than a man's arm, mud and roots that stickout like pikes.

Yeah, it'd probably blow up too. And your buddy in the cool white armor would nearly get his head knocked off too

Didn't you see Return of the Jedi?

@@MrDogsledder lol there's always a path for the protaginists

but tbh, military dinosaurs would be pretty handy in guerrilla warfare, as long as you can fence the jungle properly first :P

But of course Comcast still saw $$$ in dinosaurs, so it didn't matter if the movie was good or not as long as it made money.

Killer instinct already did dinosaur hybrids for the military with riptor.

What do you mean? DINOSAURS WITH LASERS! god that was so dumb...

I know right. I mean I get it if it was set in the 19th century or before that because animal warfare was more prevalent back then. But now with all the high tech equipment like high voltage fences, heat seeking weapons and land mines? I seriously doubt how would a non-plot armored velocoraptor from the movie could cross a properly competent militarized zone and end up in one piece.

Yes, yes, yes. Too bad I've heard dozens upon dozens of times already.

If the plot of a movie requires stupidity to occur for anything to happen then it's likely a trash script. More compelling is a deliberate antagonistic motive, but that requires being able to not blow one's load too soon to set it up.

The problem is simple. Modern screenwriters don't give a fuck about getting information anymore. Imagine you write a script about a story taking place in a zoo... but you have never gone to any zoo in your life. XD

@@allankilic Or write a Star Wars film when you haven;t watched any of the others...obviously not talking about Jar Jar Abrams has he DOES watch previous films and just copies them.

@@allankilic It's not even just "getting information" either... It's about not even caring enough to make a story that makes sense. Like, it wouldn't even be that difficult to come up with the Association of Zoos and Aquariums animal care protocols if you just thought through what the safest way to run a zoo would be. But it's NOT EVEN that they wanted to communicate that Jurassic World was run incompetently which lead to its downfall. They just wrote it incompetently. They needed the scary monster to escape and that's what they came up with. They needed to have two teenage boys actually WANT to get away from Katie McGrath. They also came up with the idea of using dinosaurs in the military as though that was not the stupidest idea. They also couldn't be bothered to have an animal behaviour expert know how to do clicker training properly. They just defaulted to dinosaurs running amok even though that's been done before and wasn't even the most interesting part of the JW concept... It would have made a far more tense, exciting, and interesting movie if they were trying to STOP chaos from breaking out instead of just having it break out. Simply none of that occurred to them. They came up with hackneyed, stupid, misinformed bullshit because they couldn't be bothered to do better.

If a regular zoo is allowing patrons to ride a raft through their hippopotamus and crocodile exhibit, leave immediately. If they’re doing so with a dinosaur exhibit, don’t go in the first place.

Perfection.

Nailed it!

that's the embodiment of everything wrong with the statement "everybody is free to express themselves". "Because you can, it doesn't mean you have to". Now we have a horrifying hell of terrible ideas roaming freely all around the world.

I wanted more Jurassic Park movies. They just didn't do it right. They should do more.

Hollywood: "What did you say? I can't hear you FROM ALL THE MONEY RAINING DOWN ON MY NAKED, GREASY BODY!"* * From wikipedia: "Jurassic World grossed $652.3 million in the United States and Canada, and $1.019 billion in other countries, for a worldwide total of $1.672 billion against a production budget of $150 million."

You know a movie is bad when that happens. No wonder why channels like this and Cinemasins are growing

Seriously, even Fallen Kingdom was better shot than this ugly mess.

That damn color pallet is horrible it even affected the Jurassic World Evolution game, its a cool Jurassic Park simulator but that pallet affects the game. Good thing the Jurassic Park 1993 expansion fixed that pallet with an option that makes the game look like the original movie.

The 4K UHD has the blue color grading removed. Doesn't help the actual movie still, but looks less vomit inducing.

I never noticed, now I can't unsee it

@@jacobritchie9150 Really? They re-released the movie without the blue tint? Reminds me of the re-release of The Phantom Menace removing that weird "pink" pallet of the original version.

It is wierd that the park doesn't have drones to scout out dangerous hotspots. They always go in themselves to investigate like dumbass horror movie victims.

Bingo and that's where the movie falls apart completely.

Was watching the youtube channel Hello Future Me explaining power systems in fiction and he mentioned the importance of establishing a ceiling, saying that the Matrix did so when Morpheus trained Neo and it set a standard for the rest of the story's logic. TL;DR this script need to establish a cap for dino intelligence and human incompetence. Instead of trying to power creep the first film, theyd been better off trying to match it.

@@Ghost_Text Very much true, though I'm admittedly still a bit ticked off that, apart from how much they otherwise sucked, the two sequels considered the original Matrix to have basically established the ceiling. Neo is "The One" for something like the last five minutes, and uses his powers to stop bullets (with telekinesis, which is also the cause of the flight, according to the sequels), disperse Smith and fly. That and super-strength, along with plot-convenient ass-pulls like sometimes knowing when Agents are close, is basically all he uses in the rest of the trilogy. I'd have imagined him as closer to Doctor Manhattan from The Watchmen in power level, in the sequels - more restrained by his own imagination and fear of losing himself than in actual power ceiling. More of a living god, less of a John Woo protagonist. More focus on him coming to grips with having no limits within the matrix, and then contrast that to being just a man outside. Would he rather be a virtual god or a real man? Would he subvert the matrix rather than destroy it? Would he, through the second movie, have grown to become the antagonist of the third, fighting the resistance to preserve HIS matrix? Would fighting a matrix led by Neo, opposing his former allies to preserve his own divinity, force the resistance to help the matrix break free from Neo, perhaps allying with a Smith in the process? Perhaps, as part of freeing the matrix, remaking the matrix into something new and different altogether, which then remembers and honors its debt to the resistance and helps them free humanity, thereby fulfilling the Oracle's prophecy - The One's turn and eventual defeat, rather than prolonged struggle, leading to the end of the war? But that's not what we got.

That is modern storytelling for you ha ha. The level of laziness to come up with good scripts that makes it logical as to why this or that happens in the context of the movie is stunning.

Jurassic park definitely isnt masterfully made

@@Don-fw3nv why??

@@muhammedzayan4399 because it’s easily one of the worst directed and terribly written movies of the 20th century

@@totalgv9155 can you elaborate?

For those who haven't read Jurassic Park. It's quite different from the movie.

Same I loved this movie

As he said its a good first time watch when u turn your brain off like the megalodon series

Likewise.....

That's depression.

Well, it's always a given that any film or game that come out will ne filled with feminism, social justice and be derivative of previous stories, so I can see why.

Sorry to hear that Rivery Geralt

@@cinderheart2720 You said it before me. That's true.

IT'LL BE FINEEEE

@@tmlawson751 Ah, whatever.

@@georgebailey8179 BELIEVE THAT.

Why? Don’t know!

I hate these sequels i dont care how hot Bryce Howard is she cant save these shitty movies

I literally scrolled down to find and like this comment instead of making it myself. Good job.

@@reapersaurus same lol.

@@michaelfranciotti3900 Same!

perfectly used hats off to adding that speech! ✊🐺

@@RaistliniltsiaR Yup, same. lol

"Oh, and before you go, here're some GIANT guns with anti-tank grade, high-ex, armor piercing ammo. How dumb would it be if we sent you out with those pea-shooters? Lol!"

@@613harbinger316 Or just implant it with some potent venom that can be remote activated or something

Or shoot it with a few 50 calibre rifles or bazookas. It's just skin and bones ffs.

In the first movie the T Rex caused the ground to shake when it walked. In this movie the giant thingymabob made zero sound...

@ScissorMeTimbers That was actually a .600 Nitro Express. It's wayyyy more powerful than a shotgun.

Well said. :) The Ninjasaur strikes again.

@@blockboygames5956 I'm just picturing a T-Rex tiptoeing around and I can't help but chuckle

@@darrellcovello7917 haha yes good sir. It also brings to mind the opposite of those things... A hamster throwing its weight around and threatening to rip people into bloody chunks. :) Regards. :)

I see your point, but in all fairness, that same t-Rex in the original film also somehow stealthily snuck into the clubhouse at the end to save them from the velociraptor without anyone noticing lol

@@theadoshiagoings878 in my mind, the T-Rex is tiptoeing... that's why it took so long. Lol

You don't usually get character development in the first installment of a trilogy, or franchise.

@I Am Sonichu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its true though

@@Epic_1YT Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse says otherwise.

This is a lie...

@@tidepods5506 I said usually

The problem is, that "trauma" said generation claims to have is all fabricated nonsense that only exists because of an overly fragile ego combined with a narcissistic worldview. At least the kids in this film would have real trauma from this event.

I mean. I got that but I didn’t get to see a raptor and t-rex tag team another dinosaur. I’d say they win in the end.

@@ReeseLeeArt yea this is just dum fun even with all that

Honestly I’m happy the screenwriters are putting references from the books now all we need is some camouflaging carnos hmmm

@@thebestfriendsplays6623 they are so forced and lame

UnknownFlickZ if their so forced how come no one as a Jurassic park fan haven’t pointed it out unless your a big fan of the novels too

Ok so?

@@thebestfriendsplays6623 this guy is a jp fan and pointed it out and so have others. And besides nost of the fans will eat up anything

That's awesome dude. What is some research you've done? I'm in the process of getting a Bachelors in biology

That's sounds rad. I'm doing my bachelor's in genetics. How do you find quantitative genetics?

@@lokilaufeyson2537 you find them in cells . Lol

Would you care to elaborate a little on that? I’ve seen plenty of animals with similar DNA communicate with each other. Or at least try too.

@@JohnSmith-pw1gf Hey hey hey!

Ahhh ha! It's almost like there's a large, heaping, helping of sarcasm to be found here. ;) Really, though? The Lost World: Jurassic Park is probably my all-time favorite movie..Ever. And Spielberg did an amazing job with the first two Jurassic Park movies, breathing his own life into his portrayal of the novels to allow them to become such timeless classics!

All the movies were made for money

I still liked Jurassic park 3 tho...

Except The Lost World movie was heaping and steamy and hardly anything like the Book.

@@mesadojova8030 But some movies respect their audience and don’t treat them like cash cows.

@keller blair She does catch up to the 60mph Jeep. She doesn't catch up to the 2mph high heels.

Malcom couldn’t outrun the Rex but *I’m-A-Wahman!!* could, Movie logic 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, they really should have had Claire kick her heels off before running. I loved Jurassic World and that was still really stupid to have her outrunning a T-Rex in heels.

@keller blair i heard the Prada plot Armour line of 2015 was quite the show stopper on the Jurassic world runways

keller blair nah, I would've preferred seeing her get torn apart

No….This trash

@@notwwwansik i really think it wasn‘t that bad. Had it‘s moments!

Jurassic World franchise is literally equivalent to Fast And Furious franchise. It's a lot of shit happening that doesn't make sense, it's silly and CGI garbage overload that makes the fat audience choking on their popcorn while getting erected in the climax.

Who's gwen?

12:39 Not a great plan

I was hoping

@Do0m3rdude1995 that would be hot

It is perfect as a self-reference to the JP franchise, but in its original context it was kind of dumb and didn't fit his character. Every technological advance is built on the discoveries before. Elon Musk did it with both rockets and electric cars. Steve Jobs did it with cell phones. Linnus Torvalds did it with software. The speech would still apply, but the guy saying it would sound like a nutcase.

Yep it did fit perfectly the situation with this and other movies being rebooted or continued today.

That quote is just incredible, you can use it for any piece of life, a be more self aware rant that stings a bit.

Totally agree.

@@whitworth5s248 Wrong. The character he was saying it to had hijacked the project and wanted to run to his ultimate goal, the rich man with his god complex. He didn't attain the knowledge he bought it and packaged it as his own. Therefor the speech was correct. Although it would have been better said by Tim Neils character.

Well written, and true.

cream will float, but shit will sell

I don't see it as disdain. It's just that the money people, who are the final say, prefer something that is less challenging to the audience. Less challenging means it appeals to a wider audience. The art of film is slowly eroding as the money takes over. More 'splosions! Broad comedy! Farts! And that trains the audience to have less patience for character, and that trains the Money Men to eschew that for broader crap. We truly are in the early stages of Idiocracy.

While I agree with what you write, I see a much bigger problem. A lot of customers just want easily digestible content and dont care about whether the plot or characters decisions make a whole lot of sense. The amount of people around me who liked this movie or thought GoT season 8 wasn't too bad is nauseating. Especially since half of those people are not stupid. They just dont care as long as they are entertained... It is beyond me how this is possible, but we (as in the target audience of the drinker) seem to be a pretty small minority. That being said, this is just my personal experience so I will happily let you convince me otherwise, if things aren't as grim as I experience them...

Well you can't blame yourself if you make a shit movie, that would hamper your career growth. So you blame the audience. You truly fail upwards in hollywood.

I would bet so much money on the fact that those Film-Makers and Hollywood-Big-Shots never watch any Reviews, let alone Criticism about their Movies.

Yup, I used to volunteer at a wolf captive breeding facility and I was thinking the same thing as I watched this movie.

The dumbest thing is that there isn't a smaller door to go through, apparently if you got stuck in there the only way out is through a massive concrete door.

@@themarsman5155 I think there was one small door but the humans were cut off from it? But yeah there should be small doors every 20 feet in that pen.

Yes but the people that designed that compound knew what they were doing, they aren't hollyweird filmmakers.

Essentially, the movie watching viewer has become so stupid and requires such safe, asinine plots that they DEMAND substandard product with each money unit they still spend on crap movies. Face facts, bro.

Junk Science it’s all about chyna, init. Hollywood is relying more and more on the Chinese markets to make profits on movies. That means films are being written with China in mind.

@Big Al I don't know. I haven't asked any.

I watched the sequel even though I didn't enjoy this one. But I Have a thing for cheap low budget stuff as I like a bit of daftness. But the went all in on the most stupid basic story for the sequel ever. Let's go the island catch the dinosaurs and have a Dr evil style auction selling them to the bad guys. Terrible plot made worse by the fact they were selling them for like 10 million dollars. I know that's a lot of money but it isn't for that level of crime and how many people and how much effort and cost it must of took to get them, and to make it worse they wrote that plot and then filmed it like it was something original.

@@junkscience6397 I wouldn't say the average viewer demands it to be dumbed down. It's the execs and business model of "lowest common denominator". Michael Bay proved it worked to rake in the dough, so why spend time on creating a masterpiece when you know it won't get you that dollar? Look at the LotR trilogy, flaws and all, and you'll see a love letter to the source material and fans. They prioritized world building and pleasing the established base over making money. Now look at the Hobbit trilogy to see the opposite, a cash grab that still made money because people desperately spend money wanting things to be good. (It doesn't help if you want to discuss it and enjoy the culture it's pay to play on a time limit of relevance.) Most people loved A:TLA because it's a masterpiece. How much time and effort went into making that cartoon, and because of that it'll live forever. LoK not so much because execs limited and messed with them. Those same A:TLA fans watch other shows and movies, not expecting them all to be as classic or thought provoking, and execs know that. The business model dumbs it down because they 1) it's easier and cheaper and quicker and 2) people will consume it anyway. Their goal isn't to make a timeless pinaccle, if it were you bet the writing would be top notch and actual care would be taken. But why would they bother putting in effort when their goal is to make money and not art?

I feel like he was a kind of stand-in for the audience members who were like, “Who the f@&$ thought this was a good idea!?”

I also liked the dynamic between him and Grant. They sorta agreed and sorta didnt. One was calm and amazed by the dinos but jnew it was prolly not a good idea. Abd the other knew it was bad immediately. They also complemented each other well

No he didn't. Go back and rewatch the movie. And now, with you aging and getting wiser(hopefully), you will find that they were just common sense questions anyone and everyone should always ask. Maybe as a child you believed those questions were thought-provoking. As an adult who knows better(again, hopefully) you should see those questions as mere common sense.

@@danielduncan6806 his questions were the common sense. However some of his statements were more philosophical. I was just lumping them together for convenience.

His novel counterpart is even better, though admittedly a bit cowardly

That was what captured me about the 1st movie. Seeing expansive woodlands always made me wonder as a kid..."Are they out there?".

Fact that depiction of dinos in JW is not just updated but actually even more outdated than in original movie makes this effect worse. I understand they keep some of old known animal around as signature of brand but imagine watching interaction between JP tyrannosaur and it´s more realistic version. That would present significantly different set of challenges. And don´t let me start with all these wierd animal discovered in last twenty years.

Petr Fedor The Velociraptors should’ve been far smaller, they should’ve been coloured peach, they should have been covered with feathers, the Tyrannosaurus should have been given fur on its back, there should have been more diverse dinosaurs such as Therizinosaurs, the Allosaurus' snout is all wrong, the Deinonychus have this weird sail on their backs instead of Feathers, there are no Oviraptorids, and the zoo looks like it exists 10 years from now.

Yeah the great lengths they went to ground the first movie in realism is one of my favorite things about it. There’s so many little details, like the gift shop full of JP branded merchandise, the staff all wearing ID badges, and even Dennis Nedry’s computer. They show the screen for only about 2 seconds, but it has actual lines of code on it, rather than the usual Hollywood hacker nonsense.

@@CaptainCoolzCT- "they should have been covered with feathers" wrong. there is no evidence velociraptors had feathers. but Lord solar, some scientists told me otherwise! but you see the only 'evidence' they have is 'feather nodes' on their arms. which firstly isn't always found, and secondly when examined by bird and mammal experts (rather than dinosaur 'experts') the consensus was that it they were not feather nodes but normal ligament attachments. identical to those found on crocodiles and wombats and nothing like feather nodes on birds, not only are they the wrong size and shape but they are on the wrong part of the arms. the only evidence for raptor feathers is in the minds of some (not all, as many followed the consensus of actual experts on feather and bird anatomy) paleontologists. similarly, there is no evidence the T-rex had "fur" as you describe it. its chinese cousin has what scientists generally call proto-feathers (because they believe it evolved into feathers), but firstly not all scientists agree that the evidence for 'proto-feathers' are external structures at all pointing out that the evidence matches how collagen fibers look like on some lizard species. (now i think the scientists who argue that they are external structures are probably correct but i like to point out that the science isn't conclusive on this) and secondly, these structures have not been found on T-rex. some scientists argue that since a related species on a different continent has them then the T-rex might have had them aswell (which while not unreasonable is not definitive and shouldn't be presented as such) "the Deinonychus have this weird sail on their backs instead of Feathers" ok firstly the feathers thing applies even more to the Deinonychus than to the velociraptors as unlike the velociraptor there isn't even the 'feather nodes' to be found on their fossils. some scientists assume they would have had proto-feathers and/or feathers due to similar species in china found with proto-feathers (similar to a T-rex) but this is just as definitive as with the T-rex. (edit: ie not difinative at all) -but secondly, it was confirmed that *the velociraptors in the films and books were deinonychus* (useing one of the old names for it, Velociraptor antirrhopus, as it sounded cooler) which explains their size in the books (and to a lesser extent the movies, they still should have been slightly smaller but oh well), so thats some continuity error (or more likely they didn't care) P.S. i am not saying dinosaurs didn't have feathers, just that there is no current evidence to support it (that holds up under scrutiny). we might find evidence in the future though. also since "proto-feathers" are interpreted by some scientists as internal structures, dinos without "fur" even ones with confirmed proto-feathered finds are not strictly speaking scientifically inaccurate. P.P.S. we also don't know dinosaur colours for sure and the velociraptor is not one of the ones we are even remotely close to guessing its potential colour range.

And he also has this thing about slamming his fist on the table. He did exactly the same thing in The Fly (1986) when he was describing the pros of teleportation to Geena Davis.

Yeah. Makes me want to go watch the original again in all its glory.

Jeff has been undercover redpilled for years, he just doesn't know it yet LOL

A lesser actor would have treated that like their big Oscar Moment, but Goldblum handles with his usual lassez-faire aplomb. Nice one, Jeff.

I'm just watching the original on TV and damn how satisfying that rant is now! I mean that whole character and actor playing the role coupling is legendary and Jeff should be praised for it but this scene just nails it

No it's not there's nothing great about this uncoultured channel at all

Good call!

Meh. Didnt think he was so great. A man too in love with his themes that his writing is bereft of subtlety. The Jurassic Park films were also as subtle as a plane crash even though i enjoyed the first one.

@@Centrophy Did you ever read Sphere, Timeline, Micro, State of Fear, The Lost World, or Next? Energetic action, with highly technical well researched science at its core... honestly I haven't found a more engaging author... If you're just basing your judgement on his film adaptations... Go Find Yourself

@@NickNX43 I've read most of those books, and Centrophy is right. On a first read they're fun stories, but Critchon does have a self-insertion problem. Hell, Malcom is almost unbearable as a character in The Lost World every time he starts one of his speeches.

That's always what happens, the original creator dies, the kids of them have no interest in anything but milking their predecessor's achievements for all they're worth then letting the creative control rest with whoever gave them the shiniest nugget of fool's gold for it. I will say I did fall into that reality distortion field thing about Jurassic World, I remember all the previous Jurassic Park ones, even the meh third one, more than the fourth and fifth ones. I've read the books for them too, I should read them again though. Thanks Drinker for bitch slapping me out of my stupor.

Year after year it feels like Hollywood thinks we get dumber with time. It's an insult and it's impossible to change that since we mostly get shit movies that if we didn't watch we'd have no cinema surviving.

Adrian Diaz let it die then. Let it be reborn like the Phoenix. They’d have no one to blame but themselves.

Well you did have Roland Emmerich out-grossing even Michael Bay at that time. In fact, I thought Jurassic World was like as if Roland Emmerich made Lost World instead of his 98 Godzilla.

*Michael Crichton's

They dumb the dialogue so it can be translated into multiple languages with no issues. Using more complex language and more complex societal scripts will make the movie unmarketable to China. The Joker kind of proved that more complex scripts can make a lot of money. Hopefully we see a trend.

Yeah, Corporate Redhead finding Whiney Boys pack in a pile of the Indominatrix's shit would have been a better jumping off point for her arc than that garbage scene where she cries over one of her theme park monster dying

God I hope the writers of this movie read your comment.

Brilliant!

Producer: wow wow wow...wow

You got everything except "super easy, barely an inconvenience".

I think you are underestimating producer input - that sounds more like a bad producer sticking their oar in than anything else.

Don't forget that when the Indominus Rex camouflages in its cage, the idiots OPEN the cage to try to find it, assuming it's escaped even though the tracker shows it's in there. The first thing a smart person would consider is whether it can blend into its environment to hide and NOT open the cage/barrack until they figure out for sure what's happening. That's why Owen is the only character in this film I sympathize with. He tells them they're idiots and they still don't listen to him.

@@mish375 Exactly.

Well said

@Artuurs Z. 🤣 Okay? So?

Sphere and Andromeda were also quite good!

Weird how another Michael Crichton property, Westworld, befell the same fate.

Well no. GOT got fucked because the writers of the show wanted to move onto other projects and rushed the last season. They had 3 seasons worth of story to tell and stuffed it into a shitty season 8. They refused to step down and hand over control to any of the many people wanting to step up. They're assholes. It wasn't a matter of source material.

Since it's the same problem with GOT when they ran out of source material, they should've quit while they were ahead....but alas.....MONEY!!

@MizerisMoney Game of Thrones.

Dude just chill out plz

"Thats not gritty midichlorians in my ass Master Obiwan." Cue soundtrack: ...bow-chic-bow wow

I suggest getting a dog.

@@JohnWick-vh2qy i will think about it

Twice the hate double the kill count

I know you were trying to be clever but I nearly lost brain cells reading that

Are you trying to give someone a stroke lol

@@ModeratelyCool Is it working?

@@ModeratelyCool It was a little wordy:) Still the best part of the movie.

Clearly the man was American, though! Were he from the North of England, he would have been able to run much faster and still not spill a drop! We can do that here, you know! It's one of our many innate abilities along with preternatural cynicism!

How often does that happen?

@@HopyHop1 you clearly have never dated anyone from California

@@theotherbeatle707 Most people who don't eat animals aren't activists. Most people who don't host, bet on, or otherwise support dogfights don't form or attend dogfight protests either. Most people who believe that the police shouldn't shoot unarmed people (almost always men) don't organize or attend police brutality protests. Lots of people think there are many things wrong with the world but don't burden themselves with organizing or participating in collective activities which are of doubtful effectiveness anyway. Anecdotally, something approaching the opposite happened to me. A young woman who found me attractive lied about not eating animals because she knew I don't eat them.

That would make her even hotter 💯

@@HopyHop1 Man, I bet you're fun at parties.

I would of loved to have seen the original animatronic T Rex at the end. The studio decided to cut corners and save $$ by going digital instead, plain and simple. The studio couldn't afford to hire back the necessary crew to perform the effect practically. This is what happens when the director doesn't "plan his shoot and shoot his plan" and plans instead to make up for it in post. All hail Stan Winston and his magnificent practical T Rex! ❤🦖

@Jim Johnson I lived in Queens. My ex would have her heels off after only a couple hours of walking around. Any chick with half a brain in the same situation as the film would have snapped the heels off those puppies and turned them into flats.

Legend, went the hard route rather than kicking those bitches off before the door opened

People are so stupid nowadays I can’t tell if your comment is sarcastic or not. 🤷‍♂️

Realistic would of been her ninja kicking them off, before opening the door; she may have trained herself to be able to run in them, but that's NOT how a real person would have done that scene.

Stop lying, she did not train for months.

Is that because you self-operated and removed your implant or because you laughed so hard? Or both?

😋😂😄 Ow, now my ribs hurt.

Best part of an excellent video!

I see you are a man of culture as well

Someone's been watching the Professor.

I would say ''Rush'',in terms of movies,but Bryce Dallas and her bouncy curves aren't bad either.

I guess it's true what they say about ugly parents, sometimes.

Idk...apollo 13 was pretty good. Lol

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