Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win

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#TomPapa on how marriage changes the relationship and why kids are just terrible roommates.
Tom Papa stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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@rsuffridge1 5 жыл бұрын

"We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"

@CLOUD-sq5oe 4 жыл бұрын

zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼

@lorenanders702 3 жыл бұрын

Fighting is just a form of loving.

@dominiquenelson6811 2 жыл бұрын

That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?

@JK-wz7uj 5 жыл бұрын

Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic

@love2000amglam 5 жыл бұрын

1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."

@programnow7843 4 жыл бұрын

love2000amglam until they get divorced

@mascadadelpantion8018 3 жыл бұрын

@@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}

@jingle_bells4798 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.

@ADerpyReality 5 жыл бұрын

"You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!

@DarthFurie 5 жыл бұрын

Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂

@TheQuaintHousewife 5 жыл бұрын

I thought only my parents did that. Haha.

@gianpaj 5 жыл бұрын

9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"

@aylinyilmaz4031 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.

@MissOJAY 5 жыл бұрын

Do you enjoy being married?

@Logan-nf3fz 4 жыл бұрын

@@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya

@pkernoob786 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.

@micfranco697 4 жыл бұрын

27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑

@radamseymusic 4 жыл бұрын

11 years three kids here

@whiskeylinux 4 жыл бұрын

9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa

@Manuelucci2 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.

@mayabartholomew3402 3 жыл бұрын

Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad

@loverain2229 5 жыл бұрын

"Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄

@MotleyStew 5 жыл бұрын

PMSL 7:23 “You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.” 😂😂😂

@miakayuki1212 5 жыл бұрын

This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle

@nozomisasaki3403 5 жыл бұрын

"We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.

@StephieO08 5 жыл бұрын

Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.

@yazajag 5 жыл бұрын

"I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕

@MakeWay4CJ 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.

@xSayPleasex 3 жыл бұрын

@@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣

@smollsquishytaeil 2 жыл бұрын

@@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married

@MrKaje72 4 жыл бұрын

Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .

@danielnobel5869 4 жыл бұрын

Or even this century

@ang_ro 4 жыл бұрын

The backdrop isn't helping

@nicolepowers9502 4 жыл бұрын

Ik he looks like a pastor

@paintedpony2935 3 жыл бұрын

Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.

@rocketpoweredunicorn 3 жыл бұрын

@@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated

@Volvican 5 жыл бұрын

Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?

@KJKP 5 жыл бұрын

Canadian.

@Sunset553 5 жыл бұрын

He’s the weatherman

@Carl-LaFong1618 5 жыл бұрын

Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.

@francisbell1961 5 жыл бұрын

He married so does not care about looks

@petermrwelson 5 жыл бұрын

LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂

@teresadalessio1 5 жыл бұрын

My husband is the weatherman too lolol

@Archangeldawn 5 жыл бұрын

Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.

@huberfloover 4 жыл бұрын

I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour

@KhoPhi 4 жыл бұрын

One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop. I got tired laughing 😂😂😂

@pkernoob786 4 жыл бұрын

Bot

@mickael486 5 жыл бұрын

"We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!" lol

@darrenwells3642 6 жыл бұрын

This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.

@siddharthkrishnan3317 5 жыл бұрын

Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!

@chefjoanna333 5 жыл бұрын

I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!

@davedanger9839 4 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan. The ultimate.

@LeaDesigner 2 жыл бұрын

Also Jim Gaffigan

@kayvazquez9610 5 жыл бұрын

I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂

@IanPatrickOfficial 5 жыл бұрын

They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.

@Angela-tt5ik 5 жыл бұрын

He would be the perfect sitcom actor.

@TheRealestIdealist 5 жыл бұрын

This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked

@queazeproductions 6 жыл бұрын

Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian

@ki-oh 4 жыл бұрын

Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week. This is a really good stand-up comedy.

@happycamper3561 Жыл бұрын

Did you break up yet

@BeanWagon90 4 жыл бұрын

This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena

@alexanderbyrne9684 4 жыл бұрын

That is a crime

@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit so fucking accurate LMAO

@MsKJohnson86 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ortizsantana4141 4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO HOLY SHIT

@alex-machina 3 жыл бұрын

Not the mashup we asked for, but apparently the one we needed 😲

@jphaolai526 4 жыл бұрын

"If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂

@reganwolf4405 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤭

@TheInspired79 3 жыл бұрын

Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂

@omsshikulkarni 6 жыл бұрын

That's really really good material ..

@gedenirfiorese3523 4 жыл бұрын

2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.

@TriggeredJelly 5 жыл бұрын

Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!

@mrsorg87 5 жыл бұрын

That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome

@nononsense5182 3 жыл бұрын

Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.

@scottfulps2065 4 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣

@nasik9 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊

@bigdawgez 4 жыл бұрын

nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious

@machachaist 4 жыл бұрын

Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e

@ramesnashat1 6 жыл бұрын

Real talent loved it

@asurname3698 6 жыл бұрын

communicating in a timely fashion.

@EastFame 5 жыл бұрын

Tom Papa never disappoints

@loved1lost333 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.

@courtneyheney2886 6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”! Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!

@RyanRCRacing Жыл бұрын

Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.

@nekyred 5 жыл бұрын

I think i found a new favorite comedian

@almasandhu9895 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂

@lb8825 5 жыл бұрын

Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!

@nathgomez4750 5 жыл бұрын

Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!

@glyph2011 2 жыл бұрын

Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍

@craigsnedden3051 6 жыл бұрын

Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!

@o0LoveLove0o 6 жыл бұрын

Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also

@shark11175 6 жыл бұрын

Pussy

@Smokealotofblunts 6 жыл бұрын

He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.

@Gymnopediea 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.

@zachferell8257 5 жыл бұрын

Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious

@patrickbonham949 4 жыл бұрын

"Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂

@RDSports5 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol

@Sophiiebee 6 жыл бұрын

LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D

@talalmirza55 6 жыл бұрын

Smellycat true freakn that!

@joshfalk2703 5 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@FabulousKilljoy917 4 жыл бұрын

🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.

@MrWallybones 9 ай бұрын

First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!

@twofatchicksproductions9015 3 жыл бұрын

Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast

@VoltairesRevenge 5 жыл бұрын

"Your father's on my face."

@shumetesam7407 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌

@madametia5379 6 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!

@chiz4957 4 жыл бұрын

He’s dressed like Dwight schrute

@rare.phukin.spotted.halibut 6 жыл бұрын

Damn that made my morning! Thanks!

@neghiethervil5606 4 жыл бұрын

Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂

@anber4129 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!

@josephsm4661 5 жыл бұрын

Very true! Appreciate your understanding ...

@kagisomotsemme1890 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.

@MsSammyChing 5 жыл бұрын

Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍

@pianogirl9676 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is pure gold!!!

@NqanaweLIVE 5 жыл бұрын

This is some really good stuff.

@MsMilkytheclown1 6 жыл бұрын

HYSTERICAL. thank you.

@chinita1pr 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.

@TheWorld_2099 4 жыл бұрын

Aaah, the simplicity of it... Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!

@lumenwrites 6 жыл бұрын

Wow this guy is great!

@bubbercakes528 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!

@fireorchid25 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard thank you 😁

@thesilverfamily 6 жыл бұрын

He's awesome.

@garybowers1046 6 жыл бұрын

is among the best!

@mickyunit 5 жыл бұрын

Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!

@_Erendis 4 жыл бұрын

He was spot on about so many things. But in our house, we do periodically change sides of the bed, and we each have our own "room"/personal space so the bedroom is just for sleep and sex. I tell my husband the weather if he doesn't look it up first. He used to bring me coffee in bed in the morning, but now I do that for him. It really is about kindness and training yourself to stay conscious of each others needs, not just your own. Because the alternative is what our parents did - arguing over ALL THIS stupid stuff and never acknowledging personal responsibility, never seeing what was actually FUNNY about our lives, using that to take the pressure off. Both my husbands parents and my own parents didn't bloody understand this, and are divorced now.

@delladaoust8278 5 жыл бұрын

Had a really great laugh !!!! Hilarious

@matthewrammig Жыл бұрын

What a great set!

@steveelam4810 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy is such great therapy for the down moments of life

@Houndlover10 5 жыл бұрын

Effortless and genius!!loved this!!

@thomasdonaldson463 6 жыл бұрын

Never knew this guys name, go Tom papa haha

@djuraster 5 жыл бұрын

class act...what a delivery

@EJofLA 4 жыл бұрын

Wow Tom- that was an awesome set thanks!

@thetomster7625 5 жыл бұрын

that was ... just great! hands down truth, but put in such nice way.

@annetenorio983 5 жыл бұрын

simply Superb!!

@shanedivix9306 4 жыл бұрын

Spectacular material!

@teresal7890 5 жыл бұрын

Killer delivery. I'm in tears.

@alien9279 4 жыл бұрын

this was amazing, I need more xD

@KathleenJean53 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I needed that!

@davidfoster5561 5 жыл бұрын

So, so real. Lol I laughed more than usual.

@siat11 10 ай бұрын

I love this guy's comedy. It's so funny, and he adds truth into it!

@rinastein8622 Жыл бұрын

every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL

@beepollin1780 5 жыл бұрын

OMG this guy is laugh out loud FUNNY....FUNNY, we can all relate to "family" ...stuff...love him ...he has great material and perfect timing......Love his "Mealtime with Children"....all parents can relate!