I sleep at 2x speed and wake up at 1 am meditating on a KPI meeting so I can self publish 3 books during a shower

I woke up at 4:30 am just to remind myself not to be like this guy

1. wake-up at 2 2. Drink the nearest lake 3. workout 43 days of week every 3 minutes. 4. Have 36 meals each day including fried crocodile 5. Don't be confident, let confident be you

Basically: I wake up early, i go to work, I walk, I have meetings, i take trains, i listen to audiobooks.... no need to try to make it seem so extraordinary.

I wake up at 04:30 everyday because my neighbour Karim makes noise early in the morning

I wake up at 1:45 am, take a leak and go back to my bed

This feels like the intro to american psycho

You know it's fake when he says he walks 5 miles wearing a white formal shirt

I knew the comments will be gold on this one and I can't say I'm dissapointed

I've trained to keep my eyes open throughout the day so that I can spend time wasted blinking, on learning Japanese, Russian and Norwegian at the same time. This is of course as a break from my Astrophysics PhD which is a break from my Decathlon Training

Maybe it's bad editing but I have no idea what this guy does for a living nor what he is pursuing in life.

Be me, sigma male, everyday I wake up at 0700 and first thing I do is grind coffee beans that is planted by a kid i sponsor in guatemala. Feels good. I only take a sip, it’s a token and leave the rest in memory of the poor kids labours. Then I do compression push ups, which is halfway through every rep, I do a quick updown motion - this effectively gives me 1.5 reps and is the secret to my guns. To save time I used the sweat generated to shower and put soap on. Then I run to work, the sweat from running removes the soap. I have not washed for years. My gf gags at my routine but I replace them each time they do so they know their place. Back at home, I look forward to dinner. Its meat, i eat it raw. My body heat is enough to cook it internally. Money I save from gas I invest in vertical sponsorship. I’m currently the mod of wsb, come at me bro.

I felt like retiring after this video

I watched this video at 4x times the speed.

This is the biggest bunch of horseshit crammed into 1 minute I have ever seen. This has to be parody. 🤣🤣🤣

This is the kind of life that I don’t want to live.

1:51min wasted. I could have written 3 books in that time ;)

Watching this video at 10x speed while meditating on a treadmill. Also i woke up at 1am after solid 30minutes of sleep. Crushing it!

He’s heading for a heart attack at 3x speed, letting his life go by at 5xspeed, and making me appreciate my slow life at warp speed!

He does plankes while wearing fingerless gloves. How much can we really trust what he says?

Sounds like an inspirational glorified rat race

I wake up at 2 am and listen my audiobooks at 5x speed...

Karim : I wake up at 4:30 am. Me watching this video at 4:30 am:

This is still hilarious 5 years later!

I wake up everyday at 4:30 and shut my alarm so i can get me some good sleep.

I woke up at 3AM snorted 7 lines of coke ate the toaster and I’m ready for my day!

"I keep my girlfriend posted on my ETA" is probably the most pathetic thing I have ever heard

Oh man, why did it take me this long to discover this video 😂. I'll just sit back and enjoy the comment section 🤣

I've decided I'm quitting sleeping altogether so that I can use the extra time be better than Karim Abouelnaga.

You feel exhausted just watching the guy!

I wake up at 10 and for a couple of minutes I watch videos like this to appreciate being able to wake up at 10.

I'm turning 40 this month and my biggest regrets is all the TIME I spent overworking myself. I'm grateful that I've at least realized this, but only after the death of my father, aunt and a friend. You can always make money, you can NEVER create more time. Also- think long and hard before you work for a nonprofit. I spent so much time getting degrees, but they can't pay me what my degrees are worth. The mission of the nonprofit is honorable, but I just want to get the money back I spent on my degrees so I can not work forever.

I hate thos kind of videos sensationalizing the idea of "success" by devoting your entire life to work in corporate America. Selling the idea of being a modern day slave as cool

Is that supposed to be motivational? I'm actually depressed now

*EVERY FAMILY HAS SOMEONE WHO BREAKS THE CHAIN OF POVERTY IN THAT FAMILY,I PRAY YOU BE THE ONE*

In a few months or no time people we definitely be kicking themselves regret for missing the opportunity to buy or invest in cryptocurrency.

How can you listen to audiobooks at 3x speed and still understand what's being said? Is that a superpower? Anything beyond 1.5x is incomprehensible for me

This guy brought rat race to the whole new level

It's pertinent to know that investment is essential to make more money. Right guys??

This will make for a great opening sequence of a documentary “Anatomy of a heart attack”. 🥰

The title should read: “How To Remove Joy, Personality, and Family From Your Life For Personal Gain”

I sleep everyday at 4:30.

The difference between us "unproductive" people compared to this "successfully productive" person is money. He doesn't mention, cooking for food, cleaning, kids and all the chores his staff is doing for him. Without these distractions I can be focused and productive as well.

Through meditation and audio books I've trained my heart to beat 3x slower than the average human so I live a longer life, this was I can keep up my routine for longer. Next on my list, halt my body's feeling of thirst so I can stop wasting time drinking pointless water.

I don't understand what the crazy is with listening to audio books all the time. Honestly, you will learn more from a single, slow read than from 50 audio books a day at light speed. Mind needs time to absorb and fill in blanks.

Honestly pretty normal schedule other then the 3x audio book no way he’s retaining info

I come here regularly to remind myself how I don't want to end up like. Its the best video against loosing myself in the rat race.

I feel the need to lie down half way thru this video.

thats not life. thats rat race leading to burnout

I wake up at 4:30 kill my anxiety by praying Fajr praising God and go back to sleep!

Market crash is inevitable. Invest in crypto, forex and gold now. They are really profitable.

Making money is the plan and with Bitcoin Investment your plans can be fulfilled.

I'm sorry to burst everyones hustle bubble, but this is how you do 1000 things half assed. What kind of meditation can you do in one minute? What kinda of workout can you get done doing a plank to the side of your bed? What kind of content are you putting in your 3 books if your writing for 15 minutes a day? What kind of comprehension are you getting from listening to a book at 3x speed? This is how you keep yourself busy while accomplishing nothing.

I brush my teeth at twice the normal speed setting; it cuts brushing time in half.

Many see forex as a get rich scheme but forex is not like that, it's a gradual process with the right tools and application you can make a living from forex trading..

Bitcoin should be transparent and it isn't as easy as people thinks it is, there are so many strategies to be learnt and unfolded about Bitcoin trading

Change the title to how to loose all your hair before 40

Whew! Just listening to him wore me out. I'm going back to bed.

I love how they are showing how dedicated his life is but irl, it’s pretty depressing ngl

My cat wakes me up every morning at 6am to feed him. After feeding him, I go pee then get back to bed. I wake up a few hours later and start my day with the following routine: 1 minute plank, 1 minute light hopping in place, make my bed, brush my teeth, drink 2 cups of water, make coffee. It’s simple, easy to maintain and a non-sledgehammer approach to life that works for me.

This video should be called, How to be a good corporate robot.

I feel bad for him. I didn't find this motivational nor does it sound like a pleasant way to live. I'm self employed as well but this is the recipe for a disaster.

The old school hack sigma males don’t want you to know about: if you read a novel (not an audiobook, not a business or self help book either) in the comfort of your home or coffee shop or at a park at normal speed, you will get way more out of life than this energizer bunny and his ilk could ever imagine.

Investing in crypto now is very cool especially with the current rise in the market now

New York City, brought to you by cocaine

I never use alcohol because it dries out my skin. I start my morning with crunches, I can do a thousand now.

You can keep that BS lifestyle. When he said he gets up at 4.30am I thought the brother is going to blast out fajr prayers. Nope instead he goes in to robot mode. When you’re an old man and reaching the end and you look back you shouldn’t be saying “I should have spent more time at work”

Every minute of the day is calculated. Good on him but i can't live like this. Everyday. For the rest of my life.

Watching this at 3x speed so I don’t waste time and can go back to writing my third book today.

You can't retain info at 3x speed, you can barely understand what they're saying. Also, if you were listening at 3x speed, you would finish a book every other day.

Change the title "How to be a Robot", Im sorry, Im a human.

meanwhile senior year of high school asian students: "I wake up at 4.30 am everyday because i didnt have time to do my homework last night due to extra classes, also school starts at 7 am so 💀

Hate to imagine this dudes BO, walking 5 miles in a dress shirt then being in that same shirt for another 14 hours

All that to live in a small apartment in a loud and crowded city full of filth. Not worth it.

'Practice makes Perfect' was the tagline for my educational startup that never took off👏👏👏.

Me who goes to sleep everyday at 4:30 AM: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

Home by 9 and bed by 10? Then wake up at 4:30? This guy has no life.

I'm waiting for the other part of this video, where he is trying to calm his anxiety with a banch of pils and goes to psychologist, thinking that the problem is in him, but actually it's in his lifestyle.

Today, I woke up at noon and started binge watching *The Office* for the 4th time this year.... 💁‍♂️😅

Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life; it's about what you inspire others to do there are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

Listening to audiobooks at 3x speed? Will go through a whole book with zero understanding.

Watching this at 4:30 AM Bout to go to sleep

This hardworking burnt out man inspires me to stay somewhere between rich and a freeloader

I'm unemployed! So I wake up when I want to!!!!

My first thought after reading the title was he wakes up at 4:30 to pray tahajjud.

Rather Just live my life somewhere in the woods

Guys please stop making fun of him, i can’t get out from the comment section

I also wake up at 4:30. Grind my coffee beans using my own teeth while running on a treadmill at 3x speed. After workout, spit the ground coffee and use my own urine while it is hot to brew my own bulletproof coffee. I dont waste time, energy and resources. This is my secret for retiring early on a wheelchair.

Lost all credibility when he said he listens to audiobooks at 3 times the normal speed.

I'm glad that works for him, but aspects of that sound pointless to me. Audio books at 3 times the speed? You're not a supermarket scanner, you should be ingesting books for enjoyment and enrichment, not pounding them like shots. How do you take time to reflect on them?

The video had finished by the time i realized what was i watching, All i remember was waking at 4:30AM. Amazing Editing

The fastest speed on KZfaq is 2X, see how much you can understand at that speed. He's saying he does 3x speed, that's no way to learn anything.

I wake up at 4:30 too. Just the evening one.

"hi my name's karim I'm really busy but I'm not actually doing anything and I'm hopelessly addicted to mindless busywork and gratuitous meetings"

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Guys do not normalise this, this is not a humane way of living life. I felt so sad for the guy while watching the video. This is not the only way in which you can be successful in life. We should not be striving for this lifestyle.

Surely that's only an example of one busy day. Surely there are days when nothing happens and he has time to chill. Then there are nights when he is sharing intimate times with his partner... all this video tells us is that it's humanly possible to do what he does in one day but it's not sustainable to do every day for the rest of your life unless you're happy to give up other relationship demands. I dislike how unrealistic this video presents itself and how it makes people feel like they're underachieving.

Meanwhile in reality....

I have been trying to wake up before 6AM for the last 20 years. I also have a sleep disorder. I meditated & wrote down that I really wanted to be an early riser. For the last 6 months I have been able to get up at 4AM everyday. It has completely transformed my life!

Police Officer: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: Yes officer. I was driving to work at 3x the speed limit.