" im using me fables " greatest Karl quote of all time haha

"His head was in great condition. It just wasn't attached to his body" This man is a genius. Vote President Pilkington!

"It was that big it had rough areas on it" .. That is absolute fucking gold.

These podcasts are gold. What a perfect trio, Karl is just amazing full stop, Ricky knows how to get the best out of Karl and his laugh just makes everything twice as funny and Steve is there to fill in the gaps and keep things flowing with the occasional hilarious one liners. Just wish there was another season so hopefully they do end up making one more just for the sake of it. Likely won't happen though :(

"Everyones gotta chimp in" - Karl is a genius

Rosa Parks- Lazy troublemaker I love Karl

‘ We got to join BUPA’ lol gets me every time.

Karl is one of best blokes on planet, right man👊🏻1 of best channel’s on KZfaq💯💙

It’s no wonder HBO took these podcasts and made an animated version!!!! It’s brilliance due to Karl and on that note, it’s no wonder Steve and Ricky made a deal with SKY to send Karl abroad to discover his worst fears!! ( not that Karl knew that, cause he thought it was a vacation). It’s all amazing and I’m so stoked I found these guys years ago. Nothing on American tv or Canadian tv can touch these fellas and we had JOHN CANDY, my god John candy! 🌟✨

What makes Ricky a genius is that he recognizes that Karl is about to say some good stuff and you can hear him draw him in just by saying "go on".... And it works every time.

I’ve never heard a theory as wrong as Karl’s glacier/ice cube theory. An ice cube wouldn’t make a glass of water freeze, let alone a glass of jack daniels!

Keep up the hard work man. Please make a playlist on your page with all of these, that way they just play one after another. Also, thanks for making the screen black for those of us who can’t afford Red haha

Pretty smooth down there, like an action man 😂😂😂

Karl is dead right around 15 minutes. His thinking lines up with Chesterton. ‘If you won’t have rules, you’ll have rulers.’

Mr. DILKINGTON

''3 piece suit and a telle an that''

We've got to join Bupa is one of the best answers ever😂😂😂😂

More spurious stories from the 17th century. 😂👍

Karl’s few made up words : wroted, cropage , bumbled, upperd ‘ Ruminging Foodage Tubbaware Glunge Flumpf Miminalistic Bissmissmen The bid lin...the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah? Limsy Bungled In Gwymlyn ("who's called Gwymlyn?") And of course the classic -feftht

and his head come off! 😂😂😂😂😂

“Gonna put you in a home.”

"right then....put you in a home"

"I'd just say yev gotta use Bupa" lol

Audio levels are all over the place, try and balance them out.

need to boost Karls voice in some parts, the other two are loud as and I can hardly hear him half the time.

Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.

When was that bit about the lockdown from? they doin new podcasts?

cuz me mam told me there was one that big it ad rough areas on it

Tinging its way up the tube

Karl should be the POTUS. "Hello everyone. Use ya common sense" BONG: All crime, murder, car accidents, and suffering plummet to 0% after President Pilkington's first address.

HOLD UP 23:00 is about current events ITS NEW there is new KP Content

1 that big it had rough areas on it. PRICELESS

Wait, wait, wait. There's a podcast thats still running today? I thought it all ended, how the hell do i find this stuff??

Surpassed only by the reply 'use your brain instead.'

Waterworld is such a good film!

we have to agree, if someone chooses not to wear a helmet and suffers for it. so be it.

Put you in a home hahahaha

Help is help, so where is my chimp???

Where is the clip from 22:00 from?

"KP looks after me"

30:44 “I like this smell of b.o.” -R.G.

No Helmet law. Just personal responsibility. Thins out the population too

The water 💦 is melting 😮

There’s a horse in this house, there’s a horse in this house

Absolutely off topic question: Does anyone else only see "SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE KARL" when playing full screen, and solid black when in the normal window?

Karl mentions the lockdown, did they actually do a new one-off show? I haven't listened to the whole thing yet

Love how Yak's voice is in the video and that's how you know this video was stolen.

11:14 😂

Pancake Tuesday 🥞😋

10:19 What is this from?

` Assassin Aaron

i’ve got to join BUPA.

So Ricky Gervais had a kid and fed it only cheese? I thoroughly searched the internets and found no reference to any child fathered by R.D. Gervais.

What lock down they had one in the 2000s too?!

Steve is a bad bumlick

Thank GOD Ricky is not in charge.

38:40

21.56 you'll thank me later :)

Rikki’s And Merchant’s complete refusal to entertain anything that sounds fanciful is annoying. Certain cells having a certain amount of “memory” HAS been studied by scientists.

Audio is poor.

That opt out requirement idea for the organs is actually pretty messed up. I mean, it's a little bit like putting someone into a meat grinder upon death, like they cease to be an individual whose body is their own and they immediately become a little bag of tools to be passed around however complete strangers see fit, and all because they didn't specifically say they didn't want that to happen? "Right, who ordered the kidney?!" "Over here!" *_Tosses your dear grandmother's guts across the room like a basketball_*

I live in ireland and we are a nanny state 😔

The ship with the rough areas is actually an American aircraft carrier. Its true.

Karl is right about the helmet issue.

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Lol Karl is like an alternate reality Donald Trump; not as rich, not as racist/sexist, not as egotistical, but still the same level of intelligence 😂

You should make a Karl being right in educating Ricky compilation, you could upload it to KZfaq shorts

18:00 there will be a geroge floyd rememberance day

Karl wouldn't have any interest at all in American presidential elections. He isn't even interested in British politics, so he definitely wouldn't care about US politics.

This is nothing without his facial expressions sorry 🙄

Exploiting a cretin for money

(Stage is dimly lit, with a solitary microphone center stage. The audience is buzzing with anticipation. Suddenly, a spotlight illuminates the microphone, and a figure steps into the light. It's a man with unkempt hair, wearing a slightly wrinkled shirt and a bewildered expression on his face. He is none other than Karl Pilkington.) KARL PILKINGTON: (Scratches his head and adjusts the microphone) Right, so... (pauses) I'm Karl Pilkington. (awkward chuckle) And, umm, I've been thinking... (scratches his head again) I mean, why is it that I always seem to find myself in these bizarre situations? I'm like a magnet for the absurd. It's like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on me, you know? I mean, take travel, for instance. (leans on the microphone stand) They say travel broadens the mind, but all it did was broaden my confusion. I thought I'd see exotic places, experience different cultures, but instead, I ended up eating insects and having conversations with monkeys. (rolls his eyes) But here's the thing, folks. (pauses for effect) I realized that amidst the chaos and confusion, there's a certain beauty to be found. It's like looking at a dog's face, you know? It might not be pretty, but it's got character. And that's what I bring to the table, my friends-character. (smirks) You see, life is full of contradictions. We're surrounded by people who claim to have all the answers, but the truth is, nobody really knows what they're talking about. We're all just stumbling around in the dark, trying to make sense of this mess we call existence. And that's where I come in, the confused everyman, trying to make sense of it all. And let me tell you, folks, I've had my fair share of revelations. Like when I discovered that a jellyfish is 97% water. (raises an eyebrow) I mean, think about it. That's just a jelly bag with a sprinkle of essence. And yet, somehow, it's still alive. It's like a walking, wobbly contradiction. (pauses) Kinda like me. But you know, people often mistake my confusion for ignorance. They think I'm some kind of simpleton, but I'm not. I'm just... curious. I ask questions, I challenge the status quo. And that's what makes life interesting, isn't it? The pursuit of knowledge and understanding. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's embrace the absurdity. Let's revel in the confusion. Because in the end, it's not about finding all the answers. It's about asking the right questions. And if those questions happen to make you scratch your head and go, "What the hell?" Well, then I guess I'm doing something right. (Grins and takes a step back from the microphone. The crowd erupts into applause and laughter as Karl Pilkington bows and exits the stage, leaving behind a trail of bemusement and existential wonder.) (Scene fades to black.)

He isnt wrong back in the earlu 1900 there were areas on boats for the lower class and it would be dangerous to walk around there if you didnt belong to those people.

"We'll put you in a home"

Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.