Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Three

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@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

I listen everyday. This man is amaze x

@DeathEgg666 3 жыл бұрын

That crab thing tricked me lol

@joenaz4311 3 жыл бұрын

These are so comforting. Thanks for the upload

@popupssuck00 3 жыл бұрын

Ok but i absolutely thought the crab thing was true

@jaymercer4692 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t believe all of it but I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t dismiss it all. I could tell Ricky hadn’t a clue of what he was talking about with the methods of finding the crabs memories, so I assumed Ricky and Steve were being stupid and misinterpreting science not just lying. But I thought crabs inheriting memories might be somewhat true. My reasoning was because a lot of creatures know where there ancestral breeding grounds are and perhaps there was some method of passing that location as important down through generations. But I suppose after hearing the obvious bullshit of the pregnant person one I should have figured out they were pissing about.

@justinanderson267 2 жыл бұрын

I dismissed it immediately. Not because it wasn't partially believable, but because I could tell they were setting Karl up for humiliation. I feel sorry for that dude. Just because they have convinced him that they aren't bullying him, doesn't make it so. And what's worse it's two on one. He brings all the entertainment and not only does he get shit on for it but most of it is ruined by Ricky's god awful laughter. This video has edited a lot of it out. You should hear the original.

@courtesywater6hi992 Жыл бұрын

@@justinanderson267 Your American aren't? In UK this is how we talk to our mates. There's plenty of times they talk about how freakish Steve looks or how fat Ricky is. It's UK humour we literally greet each other with 'alright cunt'

@bestofmma5471 Жыл бұрын

@@justinanderson267 Bullying or not Karl still had an amazing run with two of them. Made a shit load of money and most people adore him.

@barryallen8088 Жыл бұрын

I was spoofed until they started giggling taking it too far

@robinsarchiz 3 жыл бұрын

I know the crab story isn't true, but I'm going with it anyways.

@benh4544 3 жыл бұрын

19 years ago they were recorded... Shocking

@lightbeforethetunnel 3 жыл бұрын

Wow! Time flies

@Kassidwyer 2 жыл бұрын

Well if I ever felt old

@monaebreak561 2 жыл бұрын

@Dizhere No you were an egg.

@spimbles Жыл бұрын

@@monaebreak561 ...no? lmfao what

@Simon-fr4ts Жыл бұрын

Imagine being me. I knew about Ricky and I heard the name Karl Pilkington back then (I am a year older than Karl) and never thought much of it back then. I stumbled upon the XFM stuff a couple of weeks ago and I think I have consumed everything available with these 3. What an amazing experience.

@vrind9538 Жыл бұрын

0:40 downloading crab memories

@pgsmith22 2 жыл бұрын

Poor KP; such an uneventful life since the success of Little Donkey percussion and paper rounds.😆

@0OriginalE0 3 жыл бұрын

I was 11 when they recorded this im 30 now!

@paulfitzpatrick6290 2 жыл бұрын

Well done

@veronica3986 Жыл бұрын

?! Blimey 2023 now. You can tell its still new year any excuse to write it down 🤔🤔👍

@evolveordissolve9118 Ай бұрын

Still the best medicine 7 years later.

@MrCheesyBaconBits 3 жыл бұрын

Cheers mate

@rbfish4830 Ай бұрын

Still listening 😂to

@gavalar7485 2 жыл бұрын

The Ride track that the Feeder song reminds Ricky of is "VAPOUR TRAIL". I know I'm nearly 20 years late but if someone could let Ricky know, y'know put his mind at rest. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

@Tor010 2 жыл бұрын

not one eyed purple headed people eater then?

@kyoseryt Жыл бұрын

You really think Ricky Gervais looks through comments on videos compiling of his stolen content

@Tor010 Жыл бұрын

@@kyoseryt Don't think that's what he was saying, but....

@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын

@@kyoseryt yikes, you missed the joke entirely.

@goneshootin2324 Ай бұрын

Ee😦😦👍🏻😜😲😉👍🏻😉👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😲👍🏻😲👍🏻👍🏻😲😲😦

@sarahcotton-vb3de 2 жыл бұрын

I must be gullible because Ricky really sold that crab thing and I fell for it hook line and sinker lol

@AVALARMusicOfficial Жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@bbyshady 11 ай бұрын

I caught one once he said the bigger crab was feeding a smaller one. Crabs don’t do that. But still, he sold it pretty well

@bennovotny4813 3 жыл бұрын

Never enough Pilky

@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda 3 жыл бұрын

Pilky 0 1

@jxb4571 3 жыл бұрын

@@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda how many candles u burnin

@Alfie-ft3bx 3 жыл бұрын

@@jxb4571 19

@Alfie-ft3bx 2 жыл бұрын

@Epic Gamer Manchester

@leemp8352 3 жыл бұрын

All that tech,,,Spy Crabs 😀

@VeryanStrong. 3 жыл бұрын

So sad to find out the crab thing isn't real, I thought that was really amazing

@jxb4571 3 жыл бұрын

same

@Adam-wt5pn 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I never thought I'd care so much about it I'm actually gutted 🤣😂🤣

@BiggerBopper 2 жыл бұрын

Out of the frying pan into the saucepan

@hashshashiyinn 3 жыл бұрын

This was 2002😮

@viperx1977 2 жыл бұрын

ohh ffs i just googled crab memory download

@jimmytoothpaste1757 2 жыл бұрын

It’s worrying to see how many people thought that crab story was true. 😭😭😭

@error.delete4945 Жыл бұрын

At the time sure fair play. In this bizarro year of 2023, it doesn't sound that far fetched...

@wajihbec1087 11 ай бұрын

@@error.delete4945 mate i have to think twice if it was true or not while re-listening to these 😂

@error.delete4945 11 ай бұрын

@@wajihbec1087 Honestly, Ricky is such an amazing actor and sells it so well either way that I doubt anybody wouldn't fall for it 🤣 poor Karl didn't stand a chance

@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

Karl your ace 😆❤️💯

@bubblezovlove7213 7 ай бұрын

A flash in the pan a musket misfire. The powder pan flashed when the spark hit it but didn't fully set the gun off......

@the1jxk 11 ай бұрын

Ricky’s clever 😂😂😂

@Malignus68 Жыл бұрын

25:00 This story is actually true. It was told by Paul Harvey many years ago on his radio program.

@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

Have you watched that film ,bank of Dave ‘ filmed in Burnley. You would be great here x

@urbexyounggun2214 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine remembering your own birth from your mother's perspective 🤔

@rjkogan8064 3 жыл бұрын

@TotalTuxedo 2 жыл бұрын

Looking down, seeing your wet, goopy head sliding out. Sheesh...

@urbexyounggun2214 2 жыл бұрын

@@TotalTuxedo that's unacceptable.

@thedude4798 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

Your brill x😢❤

@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

Come to Burnley x

@turbodoof 4 ай бұрын

I always thought Karl was actually pretty smart. But after hearing him eat that crab story up now I know he's actually a loveable idiot. Ricky and Steve must of had mad fun with him 😅

@loopular1 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s a bit mean that they tricked Karl with the crab story.

@maggietyner4101 3 жыл бұрын

And to trick me with the crab story

@goob8945 3 жыл бұрын

I was so disappointed to find out it was false

@antihero1484 3 жыл бұрын

DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology. They made up a story, with some truth to it.

@kurluk04 Жыл бұрын

44:50 - he was using the toilet 😂

@nicolasrage1104 2 жыл бұрын

I tried looking up the crab story on KZfaq. Tricky Ricky!

@101wormwood 3 жыл бұрын

Kwisats crab

@gavalar7485 2 жыл бұрын

Muab (seafood) Dip. No? I'll get me coat.

@Mathew-Plummer 2 жыл бұрын

They were found to have been to a UB40 concert.

@burnsloads 2 жыл бұрын

Pilky's Prognostications

@antihero1484 3 жыл бұрын

DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology.

@allibababoo 3 жыл бұрын

According to what?

@antihero1484 3 жыл бұрын

@@allibababoo, DARPA

@vivavaldez87 3 жыл бұрын

@@antihero1484 More like derpa...

@OpinionatedAsshole 3 жыл бұрын

@@vivavaldez87 unfortunately hes right theres a vid on yt of scientists viewing and recroding through a cats eyes

@gillymac9363 2 жыл бұрын

@@OpinionatedAsshole Ew

@tosh_is_me942 2 жыл бұрын

Karl is one of those tourists that spend their entire time in Australia terrorfied of hoop snakes and drop bears

@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын

Hoop snakes are still my favorite, but the drop bears are no joke.

@ollieshuttleworth8371 11 ай бұрын

@macadonards1100 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else bummed the crab formation story wasn’t real

@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын

Put on a record......

@tyroon81 Жыл бұрын

Flash in the pan!! Wrong again Karl🤦‍♂️

@andybibby4462 Жыл бұрын

Yep! It relates to the primer pan of a match or flintlock firearm not igniting the main charge. 👏

@stu2tru392 Жыл бұрын

That monkey news is 100% true. Fact!

@achunaryan3418 2 жыл бұрын

remind me how am i supposed to contact you again.

@karloliver3937 3 жыл бұрын

"They"

@teejayaich4306 Жыл бұрын

Seriously potent medicine this shit. Karl is humanities treasure.

@gotheeeem4 3 жыл бұрын

A rolling stone never gathers its own moss lol

@tyroon81 3 жыл бұрын

Did Karl ever do anything on mtv🤔

@Dmog97 2 жыл бұрын

Nah mate

@tyroon81 Жыл бұрын

@Davey-Boy Botes And his crap, what will be will be, attitude. 🤦‍♂️

@harrywarren6837 Жыл бұрын

The train story was true I’ve seen pictures of the monkey in question

@jonsonwoody9899 Жыл бұрын

It is true. It was a Baboon and it happened not far from where I live in a town named Uitenhage South Africa

@raufhabibov3008 Жыл бұрын

Karl the scientist

@JamesRyanChapelow Жыл бұрын

I don’t generally care for stuff like this, but man plays it exquisitely ✌️

@dinoman2214 Жыл бұрын

I would be so pissed off if they told me that the crab thing wasn’t true

@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if 21 күн бұрын

English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.

@goneshootin2324 Ай бұрын

Z w 😂e😂e as wee😅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸😜😜😉🇺🇸😊😜💥😉💥🎯😎😎👋🏻👋🏻😧😲😦

@Abihef 2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard such bullshit as the crab thing

@achunaryan3418 2 жыл бұрын

osama bin laden?

@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын

Karl is ace 😀

@ML-ne7mo 2 жыл бұрын

Karl is an oranguman

@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын

Ricky keeps ridiculing Karl for some of the stuff he reads about and shares, and here Ricky spouts that nonsense! Really Ricky? Information from old computer chips, is not transfered through ingestion!

@mikesanders8621 Жыл бұрын

..they literally said right after that they had made those stories up to mess with him.

@unknownstuntman78 11 ай бұрын

Are you related to Karl? 😆

@joewright9879 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Ricky could learn from this that Darwin’s theory of biological evolution is fantasy.

@LifeOfRy 3 жыл бұрын

Take it you’re a creationist nutbag?

@joewright9879 3 жыл бұрын

@@LifeOfRy guilty as charged

@LifeOfRy 3 жыл бұрын

@@joewright9879 why in the world do you believe in fairytale nonsense like that lol?

@joewright9879 3 жыл бұрын

@@LifeOfRy because it is the truth of God’s word.

@LifeOfRy 3 жыл бұрын

@@joewright9879 and who told you that? Your magic book?

@alrightgeeze 2 ай бұрын

Not sure what the fuck the plumber did, whip the hot water off and quickly repair, cut an isolation valve in. Crushing the pipe and putting a nozzle on it, new to me