It's pinned because it got me struggling to breathe laughing 🤣
@trystatearea3 ай бұрын
Real
@Shadesight3 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Valid and yes, the one-two "screaming" and "Mood" got me too.
@chelleyroberts3 ай бұрын
I’ll just be over here laughing until US Southern.
@chuckmesser22023 ай бұрын
The cicadas are simply singing "I'm in the Mood For Love" -- the metal version.
@mspicer32623 ай бұрын
"people in Geneva said that I can't take flamethrowers into the forest anymore"... our geese will carry the flamethrowers *for* us... nothing in Geneva's suggestions about that... yet...
@Ben_Kimber3 ай бұрын
Those geese don’t take sides. You fool, you’ve doomed us all!
@Strigon0083 ай бұрын
Weaponized Geese with flamethrowers? **Frantically scrolls through Geneva Convention, and slowly looks up** Oh shit....
@Nonsense0106883 ай бұрын
you will NOT give F GEESE FLAMETHROWERS! For the sake of humanity!
@davidkueny24443 ай бұрын
Americans call it the Geneva Suggestions. Because sometimes, we listen to other people's advice. Canadians call it the Geneva Scorecard, because they think the people who violate them the most win the game.
@luc-zq7ku3 ай бұрын
IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME
@zachsherman71933 ай бұрын
"YOU TAKE LAND LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!" I'm dying of laughter right now. Let Poland off the chain they got alot of anger just waiting to be unleashed
@allenr3163 ай бұрын
Yup... Buff had me giggling like crazy with that comment... and the cicada scream at the end just finished me off. I'm on the floor now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SA12String3 ай бұрын
Old George Carlin bit. The next part is: "...slow and sloppy" for those who missed that. Still slays. LMAOOOoooo!
@mattryan71243 ай бұрын
“Germany, Hungary, get out of the way…”. Was priceless
@mtnkid91403 ай бұрын
Hear me out… we let the kid and Poland “spar” for little bit… 2 birds with 1 stone
@hamzamahmood95653 ай бұрын
Gordon Ramsay:
@richardcombs27343 ай бұрын
I have never heard a more accurate depiction of cicadas before. Thank you
@schuylerdstaats32493 ай бұрын
*I Scream But God Does Not Answer*
@W4RD3NS_CREED3 ай бұрын
there needs to be like a half second pause, other than that spot on.
@jordan96042 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that enjoys the sounds of the cicadas?
@richardcombs27342 ай бұрын
Yes you are, sorry
@jordan96042 ай бұрын
@@richardcombs2734 what?
@bowdenproductions3 ай бұрын
We went from Geopolitical events, to the recent problems with Boeing to Cicadas in 4 minutes. This is how I like my news presented.
@user-xz1lm6vw8s3 ай бұрын
Yeah, that sure was a wild ride.
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument87003 ай бұрын
This has to be one of his best ones yet.
@MrIrishpunk3 ай бұрын
Honestly this suits my adhd well.
@loganshaw45273 ай бұрын
Ahhh!!! looks like we are going to have a very loud bug problem soon.
@dickbron13 ай бұрын
No kidding.
@foracal56083 ай бұрын
Buff "when they drank whiskey at work and did cocaine in the bathroom like men." That explains so many of the jet designs and the thunderscreech
@rdxredrock3 ай бұрын
They were built different back then. PHDs that can win bar fights.
@archangeldo9133 ай бұрын
Isn’t that the recipe for the A-10?
@presidentmerkinmuffley67693 ай бұрын
Yea it does, as well as things like Project Salvo aka: How do fire 100% more projectile per bullet or should we use darts instead??
@kookwater4563 ай бұрын
It perfectly explains the Thunderscreech!
@rffromusa83193 ай бұрын
Or just well built shit in general.
@Lam3ch7773 ай бұрын
The Buff, flying up at a bunch of aliens screamin "HEEEELLLOO BOYS, I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
@meRickard3 ай бұрын
❤
@harrisonnightingale66003 ай бұрын
Love the reference👍
@seangrabowski68273 ай бұрын
To be "back", one has to have *left*. And the Buff is forever!
@Recordspin2 ай бұрын
If you had an enemy starship in orbit and wanted to fly high in the atmosphere to launch a massive missile…
@GathKingLeppbertI2 ай бұрын
Y'all are assuming we'll have a POTUS in the WH who will stop an alien invasion rather than the one we have now who would just open the door to them. Y'all also assume aliens from outer space are.
@korbell10893 ай бұрын
"When they drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom like fucking men!"🤣🤣 Grandpa Buff, pulling no punches since 1952!
@mightymikethebear3 ай бұрын
Yep, Grandpa Buff is old and crusty but we love him.
@KnawedOne5 күн бұрын
👌🏽👌🏽🔥
@Cedar_Wolf3 ай бұрын
"I can shoot shit out of space since the 1980's and no one believes me until I prove it 40 years later." is a pretty big flex.
@trailblazer6323 ай бұрын
I mean... kinda proved it in 1985 when we did it the first time😂
@TheRibottoStudios3 ай бұрын
Kind of up there with "some kid launched my career 10 years after I stopped making music" 😂😂
@Cedar_Wolf3 ай бұрын
@@trailblazer632 Pfffft. In 1985, the world was too busy watching Live Aid, playing the NES, watching the Goonies, Back to the Future, Ladyhawke, Breakfast Club, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Clue, and Asterix vs. Caesar to pay attention to America's exploits in space.
@coffeegonewrong3 ай бұрын
Well… when the it’s time to decommission the ISS maybe we can farm some XP off it
@Cody38Super3 ай бұрын
@Cedar_Wolf......quick list some more shit no one reading this except me has ever heard of ! ! Hahahahahahaaaaa, I mean, good on ya for coming up with that much stuff, but jeezus, the first two would cut it bubba! ;))
@timturnbaugh3 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Prius" is the best line.
@autoparts1013 ай бұрын
@justlivingintaylorworld for you spamming, I’m disliking your video
@danscga24873 ай бұрын
Buff is just a savage beast and i love it !
@RotGolem3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff went a bit too hard this time, but hey! I'm not the one that's going to tell "please take it down a notch". The whole Boeing debacle is just out there in the open.
@JusuchinPanjirinanu3 ай бұрын
@@RotGolem For some of the shit, I would blame maintenance and complacency. The Southwest Airlines engine cowling coming off (likely ground and pilots did not spot the unlatched latches), and totally pinning the tire falling off on United's maintenance team. But yeah, Boeing has had issues with like rags left inside fuel tanks and stuff, I think it's a feeling now that Boeing's top execs need to be engineers again and not accountants and marketing experts.
@JoelDashReed3 ай бұрын
Apply cold water to the affected area. THAT was a savage BURN!!! Yeah, we know that the new Prius is better than the previous model, and that Toyota just make it so pleople can shut their traps about Toyota not making electrified shit, but the burn still applies.
@ericepperson84093 ай бұрын
No lie - 2 cicada cycles met up back when I was in High School. You could hear the damn things in the car, windows up, Metallica blaring, driving down the highway at 70 miles an hour.
@Devin_Stromgren3 ай бұрын
Oh shit, and I only live 20 miles south of the Canadian border...
@CoryRwtfyt3 ай бұрын
I remember that. I could here the fuckers over my squarebodys "high flow" exhaust and the stereo. Mowing the yard was genocide of the bastards. Had to wash the mower every time because if all the bug guts.
@derekjankovich96243 ай бұрын
I work construction and saw the first signs of em today. Dum buggars fly drunker than a drunken pirate in a hurricane, will litterally kill themselves against any wall they see.
@kirkygirl3 ай бұрын
Louder than Papa Hetfield? Wooow, that is loud!
@AlphaWolf7893 ай бұрын
oh its horrible
@patrickr84003 ай бұрын
My dad was born the same year the B-52 took its first test flight and became a B-52 pilot and instructor in the 70s and 80s. He always said the BUFF would out live him.
@R005t3r3 ай бұрын
"You take land like old people fuck!" Coffee doesn't smell as good when it comes out through your nose.
@johna13673 ай бұрын
Neither does orange juice that came out through mine 😂😂😂😂😂
@irishbrewgaming22963 ай бұрын
depends on the flavor
@TheAKgunner3 ай бұрын
Try soda! That shit hurts!
@bradfritton68533 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!
@carlyar52813 ай бұрын
Amateur move! Never drink or eat anything while watching HLC.
@ManiacRacing3 ай бұрын
As someone who lives with cicada hatches, I can confirm this is indeed EXACTLY what they sound like.
@Norbrookc3 ай бұрын
I umm... relocated ... so many hearing protectors from work when I was living in an area that had a massive emergence.
@notwofie3 ай бұрын
As someone that has been to Northern Italy I can confirm your statement.
@marmot4183 ай бұрын
I was once unfortunate enough to be in an area with 3 different batches that all woke up in the same year back in 2021
@Catherine.Dorian.3 ай бұрын
I haven’t had to hear them in a while.. perhaps it’s time to hibernate this summer
@TheActionBastard3 ай бұрын
that shit sounds cool on TV till you try it out in real life... then you suddenly realize cicadas, while a part of nature, are complete ass.
@chriso13733 ай бұрын
"You will probably be part of our first intergalactic war" is my new favorite quote by any youtuber
@bowler79223 ай бұрын
“When they drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom like f**king men.” 😂 I’m dying over here!
@zachscarbrough27273 ай бұрын
Nowadays they're just cutting corners like an office birthday cake.
@Snargfargle3 ай бұрын
My grandma built Grandpa Buff. I'm not kidding, she was a riveter at Boeing for thirty years.
@kokofan503 ай бұрын
My Grandpa was a ln Air Force machanic who worked on them.
@FREQQLES3 ай бұрын
I'm sure every story she told you of those days was riveting
@chris_wizzudz3 ай бұрын
Was her name Rosie?
@tiredbird4713 ай бұрын
My great great grandma was wheelchair bound from arthritis during ww1 and ww2, she didn't get to work on machines but her sewing was so good my uncles and cousins from that time in the branches would repair and alter their uniforms so well they would go to her vs. the base for help fixing them to standard. Gotta look good or you get smoked on drills. ❤
@rffromusa83193 ай бұрын
@@chris_wizzudzdang stole my line 😂
@alexs.84013 ай бұрын
Speaking as an engineer, i think the reason the F22 has "something wrong" is because it contains so much AI, it needs a psychologist.
@blazeblazer89253 ай бұрын
No its been in sensory deprivation when it has hyper perception add and adhd, and was told if we everlasting let you out your killing something. Also here's a set of weights and a pullup bar
@MrGoesBoom3 ай бұрын
nah, that'd be the 35
@zacharyfreelove61013 ай бұрын
What kind of engineer. I am currently studying engineering and am in the middle of finals.
@joelorange44263 ай бұрын
You mean the f35 right the 22 is a bad dream perfection at its best
@HanSolo__3 ай бұрын
F35B is stuffed with AI to the brim
@AnAmericanPatriot15553 ай бұрын
3:22 The next time he gets an engine upgrade it’s gonna be freakin’ warp engines.
@mgovenmiller3 ай бұрын
Omg I love the longer one like this. I'm a USAF vet and since seeing HLC it's been daily laughs. Thank you.
@KimmieArgyshev3 ай бұрын
“I’ll help out in the Middle East, Germany, Hungary GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY” I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ragingroxes3 ай бұрын
That part was hilarious
@PrimeAesthetic3 ай бұрын
This whole episode is perfect. Buff taking it to Russia, Poland loosing their mind and Canada with the cicadas....yeah I'm not looking forward to camping this summer with all of their dang noise....
@maxxus09233 ай бұрын
a summer without cicada making noise? summer isn't summer without them
@cohenmelcher43103 ай бұрын
While yes it will be heck annoying there isn’t a much better fishing bait than a live cicada.
@Austin964203 ай бұрын
Yup we are sorry there buddeh 😅
@zachscarbrough27273 ай бұрын
@@maxxus0923 Yeah they're nice when it's just a handful of them. But if what I've been hearing is true, it's gonna be like listening to R2-D2 screaming, while at a Metallica concert, during a Space Shuttle launch. Thank God I live down in Arkansas.
@alaintrudel1933 ай бұрын
I learn more on current international events with this channel than I do from de news. Love your channel. Keep them coming.
@jonathanehn35253 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that we need more zoological coverage from HLC. That cicada bit was fucking gold.
@djay66513 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff ALWAYS delivers. Bombs, wisdom, heat, insults, love or hate. Grandpa never fails. 😂
@markfergerson21453 ай бұрын
Best part is that he’s got no fucking filters.
@appo93573 ай бұрын
1:21 “Step aside. I’m coming through. This is Poland.”
@Aredel3 ай бұрын
The community overlaps always bring a smile to my face.
@mattseman56823 ай бұрын
Poland definitely has eye issues, only to later on be a main character in WW3.
@benjaminnicholas55273 ай бұрын
Damn i am loving the references
@brianbedient21083 ай бұрын
Ching Lee said it best
@projectdeveloper93113 ай бұрын
@justlivingintaylorworld Enter the line son, there's already at least 50 others like you with the exact same promise being made for the exact same prize... one wonders if the pattern indicates something
@MacOriginalGamer3 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Prius" GOOD GOD I'm glad I put down my beer! 😆😅🤣😂
@rabidfails3 ай бұрын
I don't know what was better, "you're lucky if you get 90 minutes mfer," or "people in Geneva said I can't take flamethrowers into the forest anymore" lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣
@sandrasausville91033 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff is still my favorite. Absolutely no filter
@muntuku3 ай бұрын
He's too old to care about filters
@pigeonpoo18233 ай бұрын
It's pretty awesome that if you see a video or a photo with either The Kid or Grandpa Buff and they're always accompanied by a few HLC related comments. They're famous!
@banzeyegaming22343 ай бұрын
Remember when Grandpa Buff was senile? Man, that feels like ages ago…
@billam24833 ай бұрын
Whiskey and coke at work is something that I can get behind. Bring it back!
@g3heathen2093 ай бұрын
Already working on the Warp engine upgrades
@Discordie3 ай бұрын
"The buff is forever. You'll probably be part of our first intergalactic war." OMFG that line killed me.
@JBirdBobbyJ3 ай бұрын
Every major news outlet should just play HLC's videos. So many people would be better informed.
@hungrymusicwolf3 ай бұрын
I love Poland in these skits. He may be a bit confused, but he's got the spirit!
@ThePamastymui3 ай бұрын
As long Poland stays on its side of the border and do not go for Vilnius, everything will be fine.
@blakestewart75333 ай бұрын
"I've only been waiting 2 FACKING YEARS" was good.
@georgehillis69493 ай бұрын
It wasn't good, it was gold
@christopherestrada85763 ай бұрын
“… the BUFF is forever, you will probably be part of our first intergalactic war…”. I was already howling but that one made me lose it all together! This is the type of stuff that will have me cracking up at random moments the day! Comedy gold! Well done, carry on good sir!
@robertf34793 ай бұрын
We need to start measuring Grandpa for a Warp 5 engine and Photonic Torpedoes (ST-ENT.)
@BA1Gang3 ай бұрын
Well, also considering that NASA said a while back that they knew aliens were real and proof would be forthcoming and obvious. Kinda sounds like said Intergalactic war is coming to our doorstep, and soonish. Although, considering that was scrubbed almost immediately, I have no idea what the truth is when any government agency says anything these days.
@OddlyIncredible3 ай бұрын
Buff's eventual upgrades will include ion thrusters, a FTL drive, and pulse-cannon point defenses. Buff is love. Buff is life. Buff is forever.
@adambracy28553 ай бұрын
"You take land like old people f***." 🤣 More Poland, please and thank you!
@qaaris42803 ай бұрын
This channel is how I keep up to date on foreign affairs and world tensions. I've learned more here than anywhere else.
@StevenGx3613 ай бұрын
Damn. With all those different conversations and transitions that quickly it was like an A.D.D overload and I'm here for it.
@CatWith-AHat3 ай бұрын
It felt like I watched 3 videos
@aaronjackson20663 ай бұрын
For someone with ADHD... This is perfect to keep my attention
@UnderLvLedForLife3 ай бұрын
My A.D.H.D. was totally there. Bout time it didn't have to be focused mentally. Right on point!
@carlyar52813 ай бұрын
@@aaronjackson2066this was perfect for my ADHD.
@SimonsAuntPhyllis3 ай бұрын
The Cicadas joke was hilarious! And let's not have that 787 water reflection go unnoticed. 👏🏼 Bravo!
@nate40363 ай бұрын
We got plenty of copperheads down here in the south. Cicadas emerging is like the Krispy Kreme turning on their Hot/Fresh sign. They absolutely love cicadas
@thomaskrick8183Ай бұрын
“I’ve only been waiting TWO F@CKING YEARS!” That line was delivered pretty hard! I’m not lying when I had to replay it at least a handful of times. Nicely done! 👍
@txenvoy3 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD, Love the cicadas bit at the end. Here in Texas, we hear them every summer. Every. Summer. LoL.
@walterroche81923 ай бұрын
Little frogs in Ohio. Fucking deafing little bastards!!! 😡
@justacountryboy23463 ай бұрын
Ain't Summer without our locusts (cicadas for y'all others) 😂
@salthera16733 ай бұрын
Yeah, but they're like kids - after a while their noise is just part of the background and you no longer notice it. Unless it stops
@sugarnads3 ай бұрын
Is it deafening like it is in australia? Like, you cant fkn think straight for 3 months
@headshot_hermionegranger74013 ай бұрын
We do too, but not normally TRILLIONS of them at once. This sounds like the cicadas are going through their own version of the Baby Boomer generation
@jobanh7ify3 ай бұрын
“I've been telling you guys that I can shoot shit out of space since the 1980s”. Probably they need more demonstrations of space warfare…. For democracy!!💪
@STRAKAZulu3 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!
@travzac6193 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!!
@stonelion80203 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!
@encryptedwolf76233 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH! 🫡🇺🇳🌍
@rohesilmnelohe3 ай бұрын
Ministry of Truth approves this message
@christiantaylor38773 ай бұрын
HLC is the best source of news, ever.
@cybercat78513 ай бұрын
3:01 that’s what I tell everyone, Boeing makes good planes and a couple of bad ones doesn’t change that.
@user-kp5vo6ow4n12 күн бұрын
Yeah, but those two were spectacular disasters.
@S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc3 ай бұрын
HLC is the best news outlet ever. I trust HLC more than the MSM.
@arich203 ай бұрын
if you want to get any deeper into the weeds, some folks on the Meidas Touch Network don't do a bad job - they also have lawyers with experience in the individual jurisdictions go over what's going on in the high profile cases in the US right now.
@arich203 ай бұрын
Also - check out Beau of the Fifth Column if you haven't already.
@adamhinckley50623 ай бұрын
As a Canadian I’m preparing to hunker-down with noise cancelling headphones and introduce some bugs to a little bit of managed democracy with a bandolier of Raid and Off
@renedereus18773 ай бұрын
'Attention all HellDivers. , the bugs have attacked Smaller Super Earth' Reinforcements inbound.
@loganshaw45273 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Americans: it is cricket hunting season! Followed by cicada hunting season!!!
@ladyfreedomrocks3 ай бұрын
Don't worry. I know this the noise is frustrating and then the end hockey season, well, let's not talk to much about that particular last part... But I heard that Russia has said that if they don't win in Ukraine by , I think they said by the end of spring, that they plan to take the fight to everybody. Playing with those Geneva Suggestions should take the edge off, right?
@GuardianR1053 ай бұрын
"You will probably be part of our first intergalactic war." Love it.
@GIGABACHI3 ай бұрын
Boy, there was a lot baggage to unpack this time around. 😂Loved it.👌
@shanemjn3 ай бұрын
Buff was made in the day people had pride in their work.
@horrorfan1173 ай бұрын
Still gonna get their repair parts and software updates from the folks that are making the 787. I think Grandpa buff kinda tactically forgot that bit.
@theatricult3 ай бұрын
easier to take pride in work that pays you well to be fair
@shanemjn3 ай бұрын
@@horrorfan117 I've spent time in the military and I now work for a large, multinational engineering company. Parts are going to be coming from Boeing, only via Boeing. Also, the military is going to be shit hot on anything software related.
@shanemjn3 ай бұрын
@@theatricult you earn what you're worth, you're not going to get paid well if you can't even tighten a fucking bolt
@daebi373 ай бұрын
@@shanemjn Anyone who works for Boeing is VERY well compensated. If anything they make too much.
@lupenngrimpaw9363 ай бұрын
I'm American. But Poland, at this point, is my favorite.
@allanmcelroy3 ай бұрын
Little European Texas
@Ragingroxes3 ай бұрын
same here
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79803 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Australia is laughing its ass off at the North American hemisphere. Freaking out over an 'UnGodly Torrent' of cicadas. Because we deal with this level of psycho cicadas *EVERY BLOODY YEAR!*
@robertravenaАй бұрын
yeah.. except you maniacs have fkn SPIDERS.
@paulauten19453 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up around cicadas….. i needed that visual today 🥲
@AppalachianPatriot3 ай бұрын
Cicadas just drown out the voices in my head and the ringing in my ears…….finally some peace.
@Fred-rv2tu3 ай бұрын
This guy gets it. Marines?
@hiheeledsneakers3 ай бұрын
Living outside of AtlantaGA, you're speaking truth! 🔊
@AppalachianPatriot3 ай бұрын
@@Fred-rv2tu 8 years. Gunfire and loud noises are a necessary for a good nights sleep. Action movie on tv with a big box fan to drown out the noise so I can sleep.
@AppalachianPatriot3 ай бұрын
@@hiheeledsneakers Come to Florida. It’s noisy in the woods here.
@massgunner41523 ай бұрын
Harrow is that you?
@charlieparker59773 ай бұрын
Ahhh the gentle serenading of nature.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
@samuelmager40043 ай бұрын
Poland is my new favorite 😂 "Germany hungry get the fuck outta of the way" I love that line😂
@Ninjanoto23 ай бұрын
love the delivery on "ive only been waiting TWO FUCKING YEARS!"
@Togs88603 ай бұрын
The cicada at the end got me good lol😂
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro46603 ай бұрын
The great china does not fear the cicada
@GearGuardianGaming3 ай бұрын
@@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 nope. they cook it with a nice soy sauce, may lay them on some noodles (edit).
@gumps19863 ай бұрын
Yeah, I laughed out loud for real there
@firefightingguy94273 ай бұрын
I was half expecting two different ones to be screaming at each other after the first one appeared.
@Rotorhead16513 ай бұрын
This whole entire episode was gold, but the CICADA!!! NEW CHARACTER!! 😂🤪😝🤣😜👍
@JenosIdallian3 ай бұрын
Yeah as someone who lived in the midwest most of their life... can confirm with 100% accuracy that's exactly how cicadas sound.
@rffromusa83193 ай бұрын
I swear I LMAO every freaking video. Keep up the great work! Also that Cicada scared the shite out of me. 😂
@jacobgomos24183 ай бұрын
“Oh would you listen to that. I have been waiting two fucking years”. Undoubtedly the funniest line from Poland. Definitely shows that they are tired of waiting.
@talonsentinelrebelrider3 ай бұрын
Over one hundred years have passed since the Poles saw off the Red Army on the West Bank of the River Vistula. Eighty-five years, since the jackboots of dictators violated their territorial sovereignty and stole their land. Thirty-five years or so, since they were finally able to win some of it back. They have no intention of making it easy, should anyone be foolish enough to try again. I am loving this channel, and as someone who has experienced both worlds, the humour really strikes home for me. Much love and respect to HLC.
@jacobgomos24183 ай бұрын
Have you noticed that on this channel that some of or all of the countries have one specific thing that they always talk about? Like how Japan is the country that is always saying for other countries to not touch the boats. Or how Poland is always saying that they want to fight against another country. Or how the United States is always talking about how their military is much better equipped and trained than most other countries. Or how recently France has been very aggressive towards Russia for the ongoing conflict in Ukraine.
@borisrozental3 ай бұрын
you remember when russia just invaded Ukraine and they were saying they're gonna conquer Ukraine in 3 days ? well Poland is gonna defeat Russia in 3 days with their amount of MODERN and FUNCTIONAL weapons
@Preaplanes3 ай бұрын
1:04 This has got to be the funniest shit you've made yet. I CANNOT keep a straight face after that.
@HanSolo__3 ай бұрын
About fcukin time.
@tfk_0013 ай бұрын
I audibly laughed at multiple points in this video. I normally finnd most of the video funny but not belly laugh funny. The cicades broke me
@Tibbs_Farm3 ай бұрын
As someone who endured the dual cicada of western PA.... that SCREAM at the end was so accurate
@christopherjack55343 ай бұрын
Third wall breaks and the random stuff like the cicada loosing his mind is the reason I'm here...I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR MAN. ❤
@ForgottenHonor03 ай бұрын
A cicada flew into my apartment once and we just spent the next hour staring at each other, him on my ceiling and me on the ground. I swear he was contemplating whether it was worth the can of Raid in my hand to indulge in his insect version of noise music.
@averagegingernut4343 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Pruis" that's fucking gold
@warblerblue3 ай бұрын
I wusg I could give this episode a thousand likes. It was hilarious. Thanks HLC. Yodaman.
@auxtaku34493 ай бұрын
I don't think I've laughed this hard to a habitual linecrosser video in a while Poland had me dying on the ground laughing
@STRAKAZulu3 ай бұрын
With my tinnitus, I barely hear the cicadas.
@mattryan71243 ай бұрын
With my type of tinnitus I constantly hear them (similar sound)😢
@domination19853 ай бұрын
I barely hear anything but the ringing😂
@jmr24083 ай бұрын
"...what?!....what'd you say?"
@MrStickthrower20013 ай бұрын
Cicadas are external tinnitus...
@razieltalos3 ай бұрын
Or anything else for that matter
@lonnyyoung42853 ай бұрын
So much profanity.... It sounded about the way I usually talk. I loved it.
@archangeldo9133 ай бұрын
Random fact: studies have shown that well-educated people with a wide range of words at their disposal are better at producing curse words than those with less verbal fluency. PROFANITY USE = HIGHER INTELLIGENCE.
@CdrChaos3 ай бұрын
3:34 Serious question, how much rocket fuel would it take to send the Buff into space?
@kenzieuchiha11913 ай бұрын
1:13 I nearly choked on my burger, I'm so proud to be half Polish.
@Gallalad13 ай бұрын
"Drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom" how far we've fallen!
@bradleyreckless88803 ай бұрын
Geneva said we can't take flamethrowers to the forest anymore, but they didn't say anything about these high pressure gasoline powered projectile torches 🤔🇨🇦🇺🇸
@loganshaw45273 ай бұрын
They are just trying to stop forest fires. Man smokey the bear has been over worked these last few years.
@ladyfreedomrocks3 ай бұрын
Not a war crime the first time.
@Austin964203 ай бұрын
HOLD UP!! British Columbia still has zombie fires more fire = more smoke in Alberta😢
@pietervanzanten6342Сағат бұрын
My mother is still alive!❤ The resurrection! Thank you!
@Locutus4943 ай бұрын
Okay, as an aircraft maintainer, I have to take a big exception to that "engineers are the ones that keep us in the air". Like hell they are! The maintainers keep the planes in the air, constantly fighting AGAINST the stupid design decisions of the engineers, most of whom clearly have never touched a wrench in their lives...
@haggischaser10283 ай бұрын
Honestly, that Cicada screaming at the end gave me tears of joyous laughter.😂😂😂😂
@georgeblair38943 ай бұрын
The Kid (TM - HLC) wanting to fight a Racoon is giving me Jack-Jack from The Incredibles vibes.
@TheSilvert80083 ай бұрын
Too...Much...Perfect...Can't...Handle...It...😂😂😂
@i-love-comountains38503 ай бұрын
Honestly one of your best videos ever😂 it's been a LONG week and I needed the belly laughs, thanks HLC!🤘🤠
@idiom28053 ай бұрын
"Will you guys shut up!?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" My sense of humor is broken.
@deadlysin89463 ай бұрын
I feel like grandpa buff and Poland made this episode. I loved hearing Poland just getting upset on Russias incompetence
@williamjeffersonclinton693 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff is a savage. I respect Grandpa Buff.
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway3 ай бұрын
This is your best work yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 As a Canadian I'd like to apologize for the noise...please help us
@LordHawHaw1003 ай бұрын
We have our own…here in western nc our climate is canadian like….we get cicadas out the wazzoo…
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway3 ай бұрын
@@LordHawHaw100 our geese will be to fat to fly attack missions soon
@engmed44003 ай бұрын
@@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway I fail to see the downside there. Fat geese are good eating.
@crimsonmaelstrom573Ай бұрын
@@engmed4400 it’s true. I had one after it decided to bite me in my “family jewels”. They taste pretty good barbecued as it turns out
@engmed4400Ай бұрын
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 I'll have to give it a shot this coming season. The wife and I are buying some land, and I fully intend to build a BBQ pit and put it to good use.
@jeromehelion47663 ай бұрын
3:42 words can not describe how true this is.
@wheezer91103 ай бұрын
Wait till the a10 learns about the new russian turtle tank that looks like the turret of the German maus grew tracks and rolled away
@renedereus18773 ай бұрын
*angry GAU8 noises intensify*
@segevstormlord37133 ай бұрын
The concerning thing is that Boeing is still _building_ and _maintaining_ those war aircraft, and the things that have been called out haven't all been _design_ flaws. MISSING SCREWS isn't a design flaw; that's a "build" flaw, and that could creep in if we don't make sure they fix things up fast.
@robertravenaАй бұрын
they also are the builder for ..... AF1.
@kochitegaming40133 ай бұрын
I can’t decide what was funnier, Poland, or the screaming cicadas.😂😂😂
@sayjay1980803 ай бұрын
That Cicada is so fucking real it hurts. 😂
@CamoGuy762393 ай бұрын
Holy crap that whole show was fun! 🤣 ... In the year 2525, Buff is still gonna fly, Those who touch the boats is gonna find...
@Oldleftiehere3 ай бұрын
I’ve fallen into the rabbit hole of these great videos. Love them all and such a great distraction from what’s-his-face in NY.
@AMTMech3 ай бұрын
2:42, uhh actually it’s the mechanics that do all the maintenance not engineers, they just design everything and telling the mechanics their doing all wrong. Never ever call a mechanic an engineer and vis versa, it is an insult. If you are not familiar, there tends to be beef between them. At least that’s my understanding of it
@robertravenaАй бұрын
you're right as fkn Rain. watch a Mech change oil on ANY engineered craft then say what ya think. it stems from the approaches or angles of attack they each approach something from.. the mech deals in practicality & function.. the engineer in what his customer requires.
@FanEAW3 ай бұрын
this is downright one of the best videos ive seen on this channel, i had to replay it three times to catch all the hilarious jokes. I FUCKING LOVE POLAND'S CHARACTER ROFL
@devin95123 ай бұрын
This has gotta be one of the funniest episodes to date. Great work HLC!!!!!!
@rorynurnberg72163 ай бұрын
Ive never seen a more accurate portrayal of a cicada. It was beautiful.
@daanbondt31672 ай бұрын
"yeah I can only imagine if an engineer said there was something wrong with me, there's something wrong with the kid though" LMAO🤣
@KeeperOfTartarus143 ай бұрын
This whole episode was god. Every single joke landed and I'm crying. Great job HLC
@autoparts1013 ай бұрын
“Yeah when they actually knew how to fucking build something” Boeing has GOT to get their shit together
@michaelaustin3343 ай бұрын
They won't they becomming a crap 2nd rate plane company. Sad
@autoparts1013 ай бұрын
@@michaelaustin334 they could still come back, but they need a whole new management team and ceo
@frednone3 ай бұрын
Yeah, just like Disney.
@chaddog3133 ай бұрын
The management there has drank way too much kool-aid recently. They need to lay off the dei hires and get some qualified blood back in that company.
@daebi373 ай бұрын
@@autoparts101 I would say they need to fix the mind set of "do as little as possible for the highest pay possible" in their workforce. Their workforce is complacent and feels they can't be replaced and the work will never end due to government contracts.
@Doc_Roe3 ай бұрын
" You Flying Fucking Prius" Im fucking dead!!!! I need that on a T-Shirt with Buff and the dreamliner lmao
@FireheadGaming123abc27 күн бұрын
The “you take land like old people $$$$” got me rolling