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Habitual Linecrosser

3 ай бұрын

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@BullsMahunny
@BullsMahunny 3 ай бұрын
Mood cicada. Mood.
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser 3 ай бұрын
It's pinned because it got me struggling to breathe laughing 🤣
@trystatearea
@trystatearea 3 ай бұрын
Real
@Shadesight
@Shadesight 3 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Valid and yes, the one-two "screaming" and "Mood" got me too.
@chelleyroberts
@chelleyroberts 3 ай бұрын
I’ll just be over here laughing until US Southern.
@chuckmesser2202
@chuckmesser2202 3 ай бұрын
The cicadas are simply singing "I'm in the Mood For Love" -- the metal version.
@mspicer3262
@mspicer3262 3 ай бұрын
"people in Geneva said that I can't take flamethrowers into the forest anymore"... our geese will carry the flamethrowers *for* us... nothing in Geneva's suggestions about that... yet...
@Ben_Kimber
@Ben_Kimber 3 ай бұрын
Those geese don’t take sides. You fool, you’ve doomed us all!
@Strigon008
@Strigon008 3 ай бұрын
Weaponized Geese with flamethrowers? **Frantically scrolls through Geneva Convention, and slowly looks up** Oh shit....
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 3 ай бұрын
you will NOT give F GEESE FLAMETHROWERS! For the sake of humanity!
@davidkueny2444
@davidkueny2444 3 ай бұрын
Americans call it the Geneva Suggestions. Because sometimes, we listen to other people's advice. Canadians call it the Geneva Scorecard, because they think the people who violate them the most win the game.
@luc-zq7ku
@luc-zq7ku 3 ай бұрын
IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME
@zachsherman7193
@zachsherman7193 3 ай бұрын
"YOU TAKE LAND LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!" I'm dying of laughter right now. Let Poland off the chain they got alot of anger just waiting to be unleashed
@allenr316
@allenr316 3 ай бұрын
Yup... Buff had me giggling like crazy with that comment... and the cicada scream at the end just finished me off. I'm on the floor now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SA12String
@SA12String 3 ай бұрын
Old George Carlin bit. The next part is: "...slow and sloppy" for those who missed that. Still slays. LMAOOOoooo!
@mattryan7124
@mattryan7124 3 ай бұрын
“Germany, Hungary, get out of the way…”. Was priceless
@mtnkid9140
@mtnkid9140 3 ай бұрын
Hear me out… we let the kid and Poland “spar” for little bit… 2 birds with 1 stone
@hamzamahmood9565
@hamzamahmood9565 3 ай бұрын
Gordon Ramsay:
@richardcombs2734
@richardcombs2734 3 ай бұрын
I have never heard a more accurate depiction of cicadas before. Thank you
@schuylerdstaats3249
@schuylerdstaats3249 3 ай бұрын
*I Scream But God Does Not Answer*
@W4RD3NS_CREED
@W4RD3NS_CREED 3 ай бұрын
there needs to be like a half second pause, other than that spot on.
@jordan9604
@jordan9604 2 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that enjoys the sounds of the cicadas?
@richardcombs2734
@richardcombs2734 2 ай бұрын
Yes you are, sorry
@jordan9604
@jordan9604 2 ай бұрын
@@richardcombs2734 what?
@bowdenproductions
@bowdenproductions 3 ай бұрын
We went from Geopolitical events, to the recent problems with Boeing to Cicadas in 4 minutes. This is how I like my news presented.
@user-xz1lm6vw8s
@user-xz1lm6vw8s 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, that sure was a wild ride.
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 3 ай бұрын
This has to be one of his best ones yet.
@MrIrishpunk
@MrIrishpunk 3 ай бұрын
Honestly this suits my adhd well.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 3 ай бұрын
Ahhh!!! looks like we are going to have a very loud bug problem soon.
@dickbron1
@dickbron1 3 ай бұрын
No kidding.
@foracal5608
@foracal5608 3 ай бұрын
Buff "when they drank whiskey at work and did cocaine in the bathroom like men." That explains so many of the jet designs and the thunderscreech
@rdxredrock
@rdxredrock 3 ай бұрын
They were built different back then. PHDs that can win bar fights.
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 3 ай бұрын
Isn’t that the recipe for the A-10?
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 3 ай бұрын
Yea it does, as well as things like Project Salvo aka: How do fire 100% more projectile per bullet or should we use darts instead??
@kookwater456
@kookwater456 3 ай бұрын
It perfectly explains the Thunderscreech!
@rffromusa8319
@rffromusa8319 3 ай бұрын
Or just well built shit in general.
@Lam3ch777
@Lam3ch777 3 ай бұрын
The Buff, flying up at a bunch of aliens screamin "HEEEELLLOO BOYS, I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
@meRickard
@meRickard 3 ай бұрын
@harrisonnightingale6600
@harrisonnightingale6600 3 ай бұрын
Love the reference👍
@seangrabowski6827
@seangrabowski6827 3 ай бұрын
To be "back", one has to have *left*. And the Buff is forever!
@Recordspin
@Recordspin 2 ай бұрын
If you had an enemy starship in orbit and wanted to fly high in the atmosphere to launch a massive missile…
@GathKingLeppbertI
@GathKingLeppbertI 2 ай бұрын
Y'all are assuming we'll have a POTUS in the WH who will stop an alien invasion rather than the one we have now who would just open the door to them. Y'all also assume aliens from outer space are.
@korbell1089
@korbell1089 3 ай бұрын
"When they drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom like fucking men!"🤣🤣 Grandpa Buff, pulling no punches since 1952!
@mightymikethebear
@mightymikethebear 3 ай бұрын
Yep, Grandpa Buff is old and crusty but we love him.
@KnawedOne
@KnawedOne 5 күн бұрын
👌🏽👌🏽🔥
@Cedar_Wolf
@Cedar_Wolf 3 ай бұрын
"I can shoot shit out of space since the 1980's and no one believes me until I prove it 40 years later." is a pretty big flex.
@trailblazer632
@trailblazer632 3 ай бұрын
I mean... kinda proved it in 1985 when we did it the first time😂
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 3 ай бұрын
Kind of up there with "some kid launched my career 10 years after I stopped making music" 😂😂
@Cedar_Wolf
@Cedar_Wolf 3 ай бұрын
​​@@trailblazer632 Pfffft. In 1985, the world was too busy watching Live Aid, playing the NES, watching the Goonies, Back to the Future, Ladyhawke, Breakfast Club, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Clue, and Asterix vs. Caesar to pay attention to America's exploits in space.
@coffeegonewrong
@coffeegonewrong 3 ай бұрын
Well… when the it’s time to decommission the ISS maybe we can farm some XP off it
@Cody38Super
@Cody38Super 3 ай бұрын
@Cedar_Wolf......quick list some more shit no one reading this except me has ever heard of ! ! Hahahahahahaaaaa, I mean, good on ya for coming up with that much stuff, but jeezus, the first two would cut it bubba! ;))
@timturnbaugh
@timturnbaugh 3 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Prius" is the best line.
@autoparts101
@autoparts101 3 ай бұрын
@justlivingintaylorworld for you spamming, I’m disliking your video
@danscga2487
@danscga2487 3 ай бұрын
Buff is just a savage beast and i love it !
@RotGolem
@RotGolem 3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff went a bit too hard this time, but hey! I'm not the one that's going to tell "please take it down a notch". The whole Boeing debacle is just out there in the open.
@JusuchinPanjirinanu
@JusuchinPanjirinanu 3 ай бұрын
@@RotGolem For some of the shit, I would blame maintenance and complacency. The Southwest Airlines engine cowling coming off (likely ground and pilots did not spot the unlatched latches), and totally pinning the tire falling off on United's maintenance team. But yeah, Boeing has had issues with like rags left inside fuel tanks and stuff, I think it's a feeling now that Boeing's top execs need to be engineers again and not accountants and marketing experts.
@JoelDashReed
@JoelDashReed 3 ай бұрын
Apply cold water to the affected area. THAT was a savage BURN!!! Yeah, we know that the new Prius is better than the previous model, and that Toyota just make it so pleople can shut their traps about Toyota not making electrified shit, but the burn still applies.
@ericepperson8409
@ericepperson8409 3 ай бұрын
No lie - 2 cicada cycles met up back when I was in High School. You could hear the damn things in the car, windows up, Metallica blaring, driving down the highway at 70 miles an hour.
@Devin_Stromgren
@Devin_Stromgren 3 ай бұрын
Oh shit, and I only live 20 miles south of the Canadian border...
@CoryRwtfyt
@CoryRwtfyt 3 ай бұрын
I remember that. I could here the fuckers over my squarebodys "high flow" exhaust and the stereo. Mowing the yard was genocide of the bastards. Had to wash the mower every time because if all the bug guts.
@derekjankovich9624
@derekjankovich9624 3 ай бұрын
I work construction and saw the first signs of em today. Dum buggars fly drunker than a drunken pirate in a hurricane, will litterally kill themselves against any wall they see.
@kirkygirl
@kirkygirl 3 ай бұрын
Louder than Papa Hetfield? Wooow, that is loud!
@AlphaWolf789
@AlphaWolf789 3 ай бұрын
oh its horrible
@patrickr8400
@patrickr8400 3 ай бұрын
My dad was born the same year the B-52 took its first test flight and became a B-52 pilot and instructor in the 70s and 80s. He always said the BUFF would out live him.
@R005t3r
@R005t3r 3 ай бұрын
"You take land like old people fuck!" Coffee doesn't smell as good when it comes out through your nose.
@johna1367
@johna1367 3 ай бұрын
Neither does orange juice that came out through mine 😂😂😂😂😂
@irishbrewgaming2296
@irishbrewgaming2296 3 ай бұрын
depends on the flavor
@TheAKgunner
@TheAKgunner 3 ай бұрын
Try soda! That shit hurts!
@bradfritton6853
@bradfritton6853 3 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 3 ай бұрын
Amateur move! Never drink or eat anything while watching HLC.
@ManiacRacing
@ManiacRacing 3 ай бұрын
As someone who lives with cicada hatches, I can confirm this is indeed EXACTLY what they sound like.
@Norbrookc
@Norbrookc 3 ай бұрын
I umm... relocated ... so many hearing protectors from work when I was living in an area that had a massive emergence.
@notwofie
@notwofie 3 ай бұрын
As someone that has been to Northern Italy I can confirm your statement.
@marmot418
@marmot418 3 ай бұрын
I was once unfortunate enough to be in an area with 3 different batches that all woke up in the same year back in 2021
@Catherine.Dorian.
@Catherine.Dorian. 3 ай бұрын
I haven’t had to hear them in a while.. perhaps it’s time to hibernate this summer
@TheActionBastard
@TheActionBastard 3 ай бұрын
that shit sounds cool on TV till you try it out in real life... then you suddenly realize cicadas, while a part of nature, are complete ass.
@chriso1373
@chriso1373 3 ай бұрын
"You will probably be part of our first intergalactic war" is my new favorite quote by any youtuber
@bowler7922
@bowler7922 3 ай бұрын
“When they drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom like f**king men.” 😂 I’m dying over here!
@zachscarbrough2727
@zachscarbrough2727 3 ай бұрын
Nowadays they're just cutting corners like an office birthday cake.
@Snargfargle
@Snargfargle 3 ай бұрын
My grandma built Grandpa Buff. I'm not kidding, she was a riveter at Boeing for thirty years.
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 3 ай бұрын
My Grandpa was a ln Air Force machanic who worked on them.
@FREQQLES
@FREQQLES 3 ай бұрын
I'm sure every story she told you of those days was riveting
@chris_wizzudz
@chris_wizzudz 3 ай бұрын
Was her name Rosie?
@tiredbird471
@tiredbird471 3 ай бұрын
My great great grandma was wheelchair bound from arthritis during ww1 and ww2, she didn't get to work on machines but her sewing was so good my uncles and cousins from that time in the branches would repair and alter their uniforms so well they would go to her vs. the base for help fixing them to standard. Gotta look good or you get smoked on drills. ❤
@rffromusa8319
@rffromusa8319 3 ай бұрын
​@@chris_wizzudzdang stole my line 😂
@alexs.8401
@alexs.8401 3 ай бұрын
Speaking as an engineer, i think the reason the F22 has "something wrong" is because it contains so much AI, it needs a psychologist.
@blazeblazer8925
@blazeblazer8925 3 ай бұрын
No its been in sensory deprivation when it has hyper perception add and adhd, and was told if we everlasting let you out your killing something. Also here's a set of weights and a pullup bar
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 3 ай бұрын
nah, that'd be the 35
@zacharyfreelove6101
@zacharyfreelove6101 3 ай бұрын
What kind of engineer. I am currently studying engineering and am in the middle of finals.
@joelorange4426
@joelorange4426 3 ай бұрын
You mean the f35 right the 22 is a bad dream perfection at its best
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 3 ай бұрын
F35B is stuffed with AI to the brim
@AnAmericanPatriot1555
@AnAmericanPatriot1555 3 ай бұрын
3:22 The next time he gets an engine upgrade it’s gonna be freakin’ warp engines.
@mgovenmiller
@mgovenmiller 3 ай бұрын
Omg I love the longer one like this. I'm a USAF vet and since seeing HLC it's been daily laughs. Thank you.
@KimmieArgyshev
@KimmieArgyshev 3 ай бұрын
“I’ll help out in the Middle East, Germany, Hungary GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY” I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ragingroxes
@Ragingroxes 3 ай бұрын
That part was hilarious
@PrimeAesthetic
@PrimeAesthetic 3 ай бұрын
This whole episode is perfect. Buff taking it to Russia, Poland loosing their mind and Canada with the cicadas....yeah I'm not looking forward to camping this summer with all of their dang noise....
@maxxus0923
@maxxus0923 3 ай бұрын
a summer without cicada making noise? summer isn't summer without them
@cohenmelcher4310
@cohenmelcher4310 3 ай бұрын
While yes it will be heck annoying there isn’t a much better fishing bait than a live cicada.
@Austin96420
@Austin96420 3 ай бұрын
Yup we are sorry there buddeh 😅
@zachscarbrough2727
@zachscarbrough2727 3 ай бұрын
@@maxxus0923 Yeah they're nice when it's just a handful of them. But if what I've been hearing is true, it's gonna be like listening to R2-D2 screaming, while at a Metallica concert, during a Space Shuttle launch. Thank God I live down in Arkansas.
@alaintrudel193
@alaintrudel193 3 ай бұрын
I learn more on current international events with this channel than I do from de news. Love your channel. Keep them coming.
@jonathanehn3525
@jonathanehn3525 3 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that we need more zoological coverage from HLC. That cicada bit was fucking gold.
@djay6651
@djay6651 3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff ALWAYS delivers. Bombs, wisdom, heat, insults, love or hate. Grandpa never fails. 😂
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 3 ай бұрын
Best part is that he’s got no fucking filters.
@appo9357
@appo9357 3 ай бұрын
1:21 “Step aside. I’m coming through. This is Poland.”
@Aredel
@Aredel 3 ай бұрын
The community overlaps always bring a smile to my face.
@mattseman5682
@mattseman5682 3 ай бұрын
Poland definitely has eye issues, only to later on be a main character in WW3.
@benjaminnicholas5527
@benjaminnicholas5527 3 ай бұрын
Damn i am loving the references
@brianbedient2108
@brianbedient2108 3 ай бұрын
Ching Lee said it best
@projectdeveloper9311
@projectdeveloper9311 3 ай бұрын
@justlivingintaylorworld Enter the line son, there's already at least 50 others like you with the exact same promise being made for the exact same prize... one wonders if the pattern indicates something
@MacOriginalGamer
@MacOriginalGamer 3 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Prius" GOOD GOD I'm glad I put down my beer! 😆😅🤣😂
@rabidfails
@rabidfails 3 ай бұрын
I don't know what was better, "you're lucky if you get 90 minutes mfer," or "people in Geneva said I can't take flamethrowers into the forest anymore" lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff is still my favorite. Absolutely no filter
@muntuku
@muntuku 3 ай бұрын
He's too old to care about filters
@pigeonpoo1823
@pigeonpoo1823 3 ай бұрын
It's pretty awesome that if you see a video or a photo with either The Kid or Grandpa Buff and they're always accompanied by a few HLC related comments. They're famous!
@banzeyegaming2234
@banzeyegaming2234 3 ай бұрын
Remember when Grandpa Buff was senile? Man, that feels like ages ago…
@billam2483
@billam2483 3 ай бұрын
Whiskey and coke at work is something that I can get behind. Bring it back!
@g3heathen209
@g3heathen209 3 ай бұрын
Already working on the Warp engine upgrades
@Discordie
@Discordie 3 ай бұрын
"The buff is forever. You'll probably be part of our first intergalactic war." OMFG that line killed me.
@JBirdBobbyJ
@JBirdBobbyJ 3 ай бұрын
Every major news outlet should just play HLC's videos. So many people would be better informed.
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf 3 ай бұрын
I love Poland in these skits. He may be a bit confused, but he's got the spirit!
@ThePamastymui
@ThePamastymui 3 ай бұрын
As long Poland stays on its side of the border and do not go for Vilnius, everything will be fine.
@blakestewart7533
@blakestewart7533 3 ай бұрын
"I've only been waiting 2 FACKING YEARS" was good.
@georgehillis6949
@georgehillis6949 3 ай бұрын
It wasn't good, it was gold
@christopherestrada8576
@christopherestrada8576 3 ай бұрын
“… the BUFF is forever, you will probably be part of our first intergalactic war…”. I was already howling but that one made me lose it all together! This is the type of stuff that will have me cracking up at random moments the day! Comedy gold! Well done, carry on good sir!
@robertf3479
@robertf3479 3 ай бұрын
We need to start measuring Grandpa for a Warp 5 engine and Photonic Torpedoes (ST-ENT.)
@BA1Gang
@BA1Gang 3 ай бұрын
Well, also considering that NASA said a while back that they knew aliens were real and proof would be forthcoming and obvious. Kinda sounds like said Intergalactic war is coming to our doorstep, and soonish. Although, considering that was scrubbed almost immediately, I have no idea what the truth is when any government agency says anything these days.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын
Buff's eventual upgrades will include ion thrusters, a FTL drive, and pulse-cannon point defenses. Buff is love. Buff is life. Buff is forever.
@adambracy2855
@adambracy2855 3 ай бұрын
"You take land like old people f***." 🤣 More Poland, please and thank you!
@qaaris4280
@qaaris4280 3 ай бұрын
This channel is how I keep up to date on foreign affairs and world tensions. I've learned more here than anywhere else.
@StevenGx361
@StevenGx361 3 ай бұрын
Damn. With all those different conversations and transitions that quickly it was like an A.D.D overload and I'm here for it.
@CatWith-AHat
@CatWith-AHat 3 ай бұрын
It felt like I watched 3 videos
@aaronjackson2066
@aaronjackson2066 3 ай бұрын
For someone with ADHD... This is perfect to keep my attention
@UnderLvLedForLife
@UnderLvLedForLife 3 ай бұрын
My A.D.H.D. was totally there. Bout time it didn't have to be focused mentally. Right on point!
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 3 ай бұрын
@@aaronjackson2066this was perfect for my ADHD.
@SimonsAuntPhyllis
@SimonsAuntPhyllis 3 ай бұрын
The Cicadas joke was hilarious! And let's not have that 787 water reflection go unnoticed. 👏🏼 Bravo!
@nate4036
@nate4036 3 ай бұрын
We got plenty of copperheads down here in the south. Cicadas emerging is like the Krispy Kreme turning on their Hot/Fresh sign. They absolutely love cicadas
@thomaskrick8183
@thomaskrick8183 Ай бұрын
“I’ve only been waiting TWO F@CKING YEARS!” That line was delivered pretty hard! I’m not lying when I had to replay it at least a handful of times. Nicely done! 👍
@txenvoy
@txenvoy 3 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD, Love the cicadas bit at the end. Here in Texas, we hear them every summer. Every. Summer. LoL.
@walterroche8192
@walterroche8192 3 ай бұрын
Little frogs in Ohio. Fucking deafing little bastards!!! 😡
@justacountryboy2346
@justacountryboy2346 3 ай бұрын
Ain't Summer without our locusts (cicadas for y'all others) 😂
@salthera1673
@salthera1673 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, but they're like kids - after a while their noise is just part of the background and you no longer notice it. Unless it stops
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 3 ай бұрын
Is it deafening like it is in australia? Like, you cant fkn think straight for 3 months
@headshot_hermionegranger7401
@headshot_hermionegranger7401 3 ай бұрын
We do too, but not normally TRILLIONS of them at once. This sounds like the cicadas are going through their own version of the Baby Boomer generation
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 3 ай бұрын
“I've been telling you guys that I can shoot shit out of space since the 1980s”. Probably they need more demonstrations of space warfare…. For democracy!!💪
@STRAKAZulu
@STRAKAZulu 3 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!
@travzac619
@travzac619 3 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!!
@stonelion8020
@stonelion8020 3 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH!
@encryptedwolf7623
@encryptedwolf7623 3 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EARTH! 🫡🇺🇳🌍
@rohesilmnelohe
@rohesilmnelohe 3 ай бұрын
Ministry of Truth approves this message
@christiantaylor3877
@christiantaylor3877 3 ай бұрын
HLC is the best source of news, ever.
@cybercat7851
@cybercat7851 3 ай бұрын
3:01 that’s what I tell everyone, Boeing makes good planes and a couple of bad ones doesn’t change that.
@user-kp5vo6ow4n
@user-kp5vo6ow4n 12 күн бұрын
Yeah, but those two were spectacular disasters.
@S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc
@S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc 3 ай бұрын
HLC is the best news outlet ever. I trust HLC more than the MSM.
@arich20
@arich20 3 ай бұрын
if you want to get any deeper into the weeds, some folks on the Meidas Touch Network don't do a bad job - they also have lawyers with experience in the individual jurisdictions go over what's going on in the high profile cases in the US right now.
@arich20
@arich20 3 ай бұрын
Also - check out Beau of the Fifth Column if you haven't already.
@adamhinckley5062
@adamhinckley5062 3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian I’m preparing to hunker-down with noise cancelling headphones and introduce some bugs to a little bit of managed democracy with a bandolier of Raid and Off
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 3 ай бұрын
'Attention all HellDivers. , the bugs have attacked Smaller Super Earth' Reinforcements inbound.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Americans: it is cricket hunting season! Followed by cicada hunting season!!!
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks 3 ай бұрын
Don't worry. I know this the noise is frustrating and then the end hockey season, well, let's not talk to much about that particular last part... But I heard that Russia has said that if they don't win in Ukraine by , I think they said by the end of spring, that they plan to take the fight to everybody. Playing with those Geneva Suggestions should take the edge off, right?
@GuardianR105
@GuardianR105 3 ай бұрын
"You will probably be part of our first intergalactic war." Love it.
@GIGABACHI
@GIGABACHI 3 ай бұрын
Boy, there was a lot baggage to unpack this time around. 😂Loved it.👌
@shanemjn
@shanemjn 3 ай бұрын
Buff was made in the day people had pride in their work.
@horrorfan117
@horrorfan117 3 ай бұрын
Still gonna get their repair parts and software updates from the folks that are making the 787. I think Grandpa buff kinda tactically forgot that bit.
@theatricult
@theatricult 3 ай бұрын
easier to take pride in work that pays you well to be fair
@shanemjn
@shanemjn 3 ай бұрын
@@horrorfan117 I've spent time in the military and I now work for a large, multinational engineering company. Parts are going to be coming from Boeing, only via Boeing. Also, the military is going to be shit hot on anything software related.
@shanemjn
@shanemjn 3 ай бұрын
@@theatricult you earn what you're worth, you're not going to get paid well if you can't even tighten a fucking bolt
@daebi37
@daebi37 3 ай бұрын
@@shanemjn Anyone who works for Boeing is VERY well compensated. If anything they make too much.
@lupenngrimpaw936
@lupenngrimpaw936 3 ай бұрын
I'm American. But Poland, at this point, is my favorite.
@allanmcelroy
@allanmcelroy 3 ай бұрын
Little European Texas
@Ragingroxes
@Ragingroxes 3 ай бұрын
same here
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Australia is laughing its ass off at the North American hemisphere. Freaking out over an 'UnGodly Torrent' of cicadas. Because we deal with this level of psycho cicadas *EVERY BLOODY YEAR!*
@robertravena
@robertravena Ай бұрын
yeah.. except you maniacs have fkn SPIDERS.
@paulauten1945
@paulauten1945 3 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up around cicadas….. i needed that visual today 🥲
@AppalachianPatriot
@AppalachianPatriot 3 ай бұрын
Cicadas just drown out the voices in my head and the ringing in my ears…….finally some peace.
@Fred-rv2tu
@Fred-rv2tu 3 ай бұрын
This guy gets it. Marines?
@hiheeledsneakers
@hiheeledsneakers 3 ай бұрын
Living outside of AtlantaGA, you're speaking truth! 🔊
@AppalachianPatriot
@AppalachianPatriot 3 ай бұрын
@@Fred-rv2tu 8 years. Gunfire and loud noises are a necessary for a good nights sleep. Action movie on tv with a big box fan to drown out the noise so I can sleep.
@AppalachianPatriot
@AppalachianPatriot 3 ай бұрын
@@hiheeledsneakers Come to Florida. It’s noisy in the woods here.
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 3 ай бұрын
Harrow is that you?
@charlieparker5977
@charlieparker5977 3 ай бұрын
Ahhh the gentle serenading of nature.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
@samuelmager4004
@samuelmager4004 3 ай бұрын
Poland is my new favorite 😂 "Germany hungry get the fuck outta of the way" I love that line😂
@Ninjanoto2
@Ninjanoto2 3 ай бұрын
love the delivery on "ive only been waiting TWO FUCKING YEARS!"
@Togs8860
@Togs8860 3 ай бұрын
The cicada at the end got me good lol😂
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 3 ай бұрын
The great china does not fear the cicada
@GearGuardianGaming
@GearGuardianGaming 3 ай бұрын
​​@@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 nope. they cook it with a nice soy sauce, may lay them on some noodles (edit).
@gumps1986
@gumps1986 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, I laughed out loud for real there
@firefightingguy9427
@firefightingguy9427 3 ай бұрын
I was half expecting two different ones to be screaming at each other after the first one appeared.
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын
This whole entire episode was gold, but the CICADA!!! NEW CHARACTER!! 😂🤪😝🤣😜👍
@JenosIdallian
@JenosIdallian 3 ай бұрын
Yeah as someone who lived in the midwest most of their life... can confirm with 100% accuracy that's exactly how cicadas sound.
@rffromusa8319
@rffromusa8319 3 ай бұрын
I swear I LMAO every freaking video. Keep up the great work! Also that Cicada scared the shite out of me. 😂
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 3 ай бұрын
“Oh would you listen to that. I have been waiting two fucking years”. Undoubtedly the funniest line from Poland. Definitely shows that they are tired of waiting.
@talonsentinelrebelrider
@talonsentinelrebelrider 3 ай бұрын
Over one hundred years have passed since the Poles saw off the Red Army on the West Bank of the River Vistula. Eighty-five years, since the jackboots of dictators violated their territorial sovereignty and stole their land. Thirty-five years or so, since they were finally able to win some of it back. They have no intention of making it easy, should anyone be foolish enough to try again. I am loving this channel, and as someone who has experienced both worlds, the humour really strikes home for me. Much love and respect to HLC.
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 3 ай бұрын
Have you noticed that on this channel that some of or all of the countries have one specific thing that they always talk about? Like how Japan is the country that is always saying for other countries to not touch the boats. Or how Poland is always saying that they want to fight against another country. Or how the United States is always talking about how their military is much better equipped and trained than most other countries. Or how recently France has been very aggressive towards Russia for the ongoing conflict in Ukraine.
@borisrozental
@borisrozental 3 ай бұрын
you remember when russia just invaded Ukraine and they were saying they're gonna conquer Ukraine in 3 days ? well Poland is gonna defeat Russia in 3 days with their amount of MODERN and FUNCTIONAL weapons
@Preaplanes
@Preaplanes 3 ай бұрын
1:04 This has got to be the funniest shit you've made yet. I CANNOT keep a straight face after that.
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 3 ай бұрын
About fcukin time.
@tfk_001
@tfk_001 3 ай бұрын
I audibly laughed at multiple points in this video. I normally finnd most of the video funny but not belly laugh funny. The cicades broke me
@Tibbs_Farm
@Tibbs_Farm 3 ай бұрын
As someone who endured the dual cicada of western PA.... that SCREAM at the end was so accurate
@christopherjack5534
@christopherjack5534 3 ай бұрын
Third wall breaks and the random stuff like the cicada loosing his mind is the reason I'm here...I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR MAN. ❤
@ForgottenHonor0
@ForgottenHonor0 3 ай бұрын
A cicada flew into my apartment once and we just spent the next hour staring at each other, him on my ceiling and me on the ground. I swear he was contemplating whether it was worth the can of Raid in my hand to indulge in his insect version of noise music.
@averagegingernut434
@averagegingernut434 3 ай бұрын
"You flying fucking Pruis" that's fucking gold
@warblerblue
@warblerblue 3 ай бұрын
I wusg I could give this episode a thousand likes. It was hilarious. Thanks HLC. Yodaman.
@auxtaku3449
@auxtaku3449 3 ай бұрын
I don't think I've laughed this hard to a habitual linecrosser video in a while Poland had me dying on the ground laughing
@STRAKAZulu
@STRAKAZulu 3 ай бұрын
With my tinnitus, I barely hear the cicadas.
@mattryan7124
@mattryan7124 3 ай бұрын
With my type of tinnitus I constantly hear them (similar sound)😢
@domination1985
@domination1985 3 ай бұрын
I barely hear anything but the ringing😂
@jmr2408
@jmr2408 3 ай бұрын
"...what?!....what'd you say?"
@MrStickthrower2001
@MrStickthrower2001 3 ай бұрын
Cicadas are external tinnitus...
@razieltalos
@razieltalos 3 ай бұрын
Or anything else for that matter
@lonnyyoung4285
@lonnyyoung4285 3 ай бұрын
So much profanity.... It sounded about the way I usually talk. I loved it.
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 3 ай бұрын
Random fact: studies have shown that well-educated people with a wide range of words at their disposal are better at producing curse words than those with less verbal fluency. PROFANITY USE = HIGHER INTELLIGENCE.
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos 3 ай бұрын
3:34 Serious question, how much rocket fuel would it take to send the Buff into space?
@kenzieuchiha1191
@kenzieuchiha1191 3 ай бұрын
1:13 I nearly choked on my burger, I'm so proud to be half Polish.
@Gallalad1
@Gallalad1 3 ай бұрын
"Drank whiskey at work and did coke in the bathroom" how far we've fallen!
@bradleyreckless8880
@bradleyreckless8880 3 ай бұрын
Geneva said we can't take flamethrowers to the forest anymore, but they didn't say anything about these high pressure gasoline powered projectile torches 🤔🇨🇦🇺🇸
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 3 ай бұрын
They are just trying to stop forest fires. Man smokey the bear has been over worked these last few years.
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks 3 ай бұрын
Not a war crime the first time.
@Austin96420
@Austin96420 3 ай бұрын
HOLD UP!! British Columbia still has zombie fires more fire = more smoke in Alberta😢
@pietervanzanten6342
@pietervanzanten6342 Сағат бұрын
My mother is still alive!❤ The resurrection! Thank you!
@Locutus494
@Locutus494 3 ай бұрын
Okay, as an aircraft maintainer, I have to take a big exception to that "engineers are the ones that keep us in the air". Like hell they are! The maintainers keep the planes in the air, constantly fighting AGAINST the stupid design decisions of the engineers, most of whom clearly have never touched a wrench in their lives...
@haggischaser1028
@haggischaser1028 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, that Cicada screaming at the end gave me tears of joyous laughter.😂😂😂😂
@georgeblair3894
@georgeblair3894 3 ай бұрын
The Kid (TM - HLC) wanting to fight a Racoon is giving me Jack-Jack from The Incredibles vibes.
@TheSilvert8008
@TheSilvert8008 3 ай бұрын
Too...Much...Perfect...Can't...Handle...It...😂😂😂
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 3 ай бұрын
Honestly one of your best videos ever😂 it's been a LONG week and I needed the belly laughs, thanks HLC!🤘🤠
@idiom2805
@idiom2805 3 ай бұрын
"Will you guys shut up!?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" My sense of humor is broken.
@deadlysin8946
@deadlysin8946 3 ай бұрын
I feel like grandpa buff and Poland made this episode. I loved hearing Poland just getting upset on Russias incompetence
@williamjeffersonclinton69
@williamjeffersonclinton69 3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff is a savage. I respect Grandpa Buff.
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway 3 ай бұрын
This is your best work yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 As a Canadian I'd like to apologize for the noise...please help us
@LordHawHaw100
@LordHawHaw100 3 ай бұрын
We have our own…here in western nc our climate is canadian like….we get cicadas out the wazzoo…
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway 3 ай бұрын
@@LordHawHaw100 our geese will be to fat to fly attack missions soon
@engmed4400
@engmed4400 3 ай бұрын
@@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway I fail to see the downside there. Fat geese are good eating.
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Ай бұрын
@@engmed4400 it’s true. I had one after it decided to bite me in my “family jewels”. They taste pretty good barbecued as it turns out
@engmed4400
@engmed4400 Ай бұрын
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 I'll have to give it a shot this coming season. The wife and I are buying some land, and I fully intend to build a BBQ pit and put it to good use.
@jeromehelion4766
@jeromehelion4766 3 ай бұрын
3:42 words can not describe how true this is.
@wheezer9110
@wheezer9110 3 ай бұрын
Wait till the a10 learns about the new russian turtle tank that looks like the turret of the German maus grew tracks and rolled away
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 3 ай бұрын
*angry GAU8 noises intensify*
@segevstormlord3713
@segevstormlord3713 3 ай бұрын
The concerning thing is that Boeing is still _building_ and _maintaining_ those war aircraft, and the things that have been called out haven't all been _design_ flaws. MISSING SCREWS isn't a design flaw; that's a "build" flaw, and that could creep in if we don't make sure they fix things up fast.
@robertravena
@robertravena Ай бұрын
they also are the builder for ..... AF1.
@kochitegaming4013
@kochitegaming4013 3 ай бұрын
I can’t decide what was funnier, Poland, or the screaming cicadas.😂😂😂
@sayjay198080
@sayjay198080 3 ай бұрын
That Cicada is so fucking real it hurts. 😂
@CamoGuy76239
@CamoGuy76239 3 ай бұрын
Holy crap that whole show was fun! 🤣 ... In the year 2525, Buff is still gonna fly, Those who touch the boats is gonna find...
@Oldleftiehere
@Oldleftiehere 3 ай бұрын
I’ve fallen into the rabbit hole of these great videos. Love them all and such a great distraction from what’s-his-face in NY.
@AMTMech
@AMTMech 3 ай бұрын
2:42, uhh actually it’s the mechanics that do all the maintenance not engineers, they just design everything and telling the mechanics their doing all wrong. Never ever call a mechanic an engineer and vis versa, it is an insult. If you are not familiar, there tends to be beef between them. At least that’s my understanding of it
@robertravena
@robertravena Ай бұрын
you're right as fkn Rain. watch a Mech change oil on ANY engineered craft then say what ya think. it stems from the approaches or angles of attack they each approach something from.. the mech deals in practicality & function.. the engineer in what his customer requires.
@FanEAW
@FanEAW 3 ай бұрын
this is downright one of the best videos ive seen on this channel, i had to replay it three times to catch all the hilarious jokes. I FUCKING LOVE POLAND'S CHARACTER ROFL
@devin9512
@devin9512 3 ай бұрын
This has gotta be one of the funniest episodes to date. Great work HLC!!!!!!
@rorynurnberg7216
@rorynurnberg7216 3 ай бұрын
Ive never seen a more accurate portrayal of a cicada. It was beautiful.
@daanbondt3167
@daanbondt3167 2 ай бұрын
"yeah I can only imagine if an engineer said there was something wrong with me, there's something wrong with the kid though" LMAO🤣
@KeeperOfTartarus14
@KeeperOfTartarus14 3 ай бұрын
This whole episode was god. Every single joke landed and I'm crying. Great job HLC
@autoparts101
@autoparts101 3 ай бұрын
“Yeah when they actually knew how to fucking build something” Boeing has GOT to get their shit together
@michaelaustin334
@michaelaustin334 3 ай бұрын
They won't they becomming a crap 2nd rate plane company. Sad
@autoparts101
@autoparts101 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelaustin334 they could still come back, but they need a whole new management team and ceo
@frednone
@frednone 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, just like Disney.
@chaddog313
@chaddog313 3 ай бұрын
The management there has drank way too much kool-aid recently. They need to lay off the dei hires and get some qualified blood back in that company.
@daebi37
@daebi37 3 ай бұрын
@@autoparts101 I would say they need to fix the mind set of "do as little as possible for the highest pay possible" in their workforce. Their workforce is complacent and feels they can't be replaced and the work will never end due to government contracts.
@Doc_Roe
@Doc_Roe 3 ай бұрын
" You Flying Fucking Prius" Im fucking dead!!!! I need that on a T-Shirt with Buff and the dreamliner lmao
@FireheadGaming123abc
@FireheadGaming123abc 27 күн бұрын
The “you take land like old people $$$$” got me rolling
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