Keegan-Michael Key - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Keegan-Michael Key - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - This Is Not Happening

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Keegan-Michael Key wanted to do a good deed, but things took quite a turn.
Original airdate: January 22, 2015
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@TheXTREMEQMAN Жыл бұрын

I miss This Is Not Happening, only real real reason I stay subbed lol

@chuckhunter77 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they got rid of it to get back at Ari for talking to Netflix.

@joshuamiller3201 Жыл бұрын

They need to bring this back

@mer-ka-ba- Жыл бұрын

Tldr; CC sucks and continues to get worse

@kohlsnider4920 Жыл бұрын

ari is remaking it at joe rogans new club under a new name

@jayyydizzzle Жыл бұрын

Same

@jashanestone Жыл бұрын

Little did Keagan fail to understand, his "angel on his shoulder" is actually his inner crackhead trying to break free.. 🤣🤣🤣

@orangeziggy348 Жыл бұрын

Correct. It’s immature Intuition.

@wisdomprepper Жыл бұрын

He came in with them crackseses?! The crackseses!? *shuffles around rapidly* WHAAAAAAAT THE CRACKSESES!

@rukus9585 Жыл бұрын

"Little did he fail to understand"? Pftbwahahah 😅😂

@DiamondEubanks Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Mr_Jish Жыл бұрын

It took Keegan describing a gentleman as looking like a cross between a beaten down golden retriever and sad Gary Busey to realize... That just describes Gary Busey 😂

@NickRoman Жыл бұрын

Well, Gary Busey _now_

@Mr_Jish 11 ай бұрын

@@NickRoman Hahahahaha very true, very true.

@codyhaas1008 10 ай бұрын

I love Gary Busey and holy god I laughed so hard I cried 😂

@gregoriomunoz4754 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Keegan's brother is the creator of Static Shock and his fellow Mad TV alum, Phil Lamarr, voices the character in the animated series.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Жыл бұрын

I loved that show when I was a kid :} thanks for sharing that

@gregoriomunoz4754 Жыл бұрын

@@goofballbiscuits3647 I don't just mean the animated series, I mean his brother created the comic book character and co created a whole comic book universe that was doing quite well. Well enough for DC to buy them out and use the characters. Keegan's brother is Dwayne McDuffie.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Жыл бұрын

@@gregoriomunoz4754 that's awesome, man. What a talented family.

@THESILVERNARUTO Жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY?!?!? mind blown

@gregoriomunoz4754 Жыл бұрын

@@THESILVERNARUTO Yes, it's one of my favorite nerd/comic book facts.

@SumNutOnU2b Жыл бұрын

I'm never understand why Keegan didn't blow up into a superstar. I mean, he got popular, sure, but he really should be bigger than he is. This is some serious HNL stuff, man.

@blakeharris58 Жыл бұрын

I think he’s as big as he wants to be. He’s not as creatively ambitious as Jordan Peele.

@SumNutOnU2b Жыл бұрын

@@blakeharris58 that's cool then. If he's happy where he's at, then I wouldn't want to wish the curse of too much on to him. Fame can be hard to handle -- or so I hear, anyway. As long as he gets as much work as he wants, guess that's all that matters.

@DevilWearsAdidas Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry man, but like everyone named blake knows Keegan. Everyone named denise ect ect.

@Chopperznefu Жыл бұрын

@@DevilWearsAdidas DE-NICE!

@josephperez2004 Жыл бұрын

@Blake Harris The two of them really did form a powerhouse, but they simply had different trajectories they wanted to pursue. And that's alright. It happens and being able to part ways amicably is an important option to be able to accept.

@borislav6561 Жыл бұрын

Such a wholesome guy helping Jeff out like that. 🤣🤣🤣

@bishopboo112 Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I’m crying watching this. This is not happening helped me through so much. Listening to these comedians stories made me realize that my life wasn’t as bad as I imagined back then and it helped me turn shitty situations into funny stories later in life. Forever grateful for the great times this show brought me.

@slantdwave Жыл бұрын

Does she understand now?

@UrbanGuitarLegend Жыл бұрын

@@slantdwave LOL🤣😂

@reee_4067 Жыл бұрын

oh it's bad if you are on Jeff's POV

@cheesecakeoverload7339 Жыл бұрын

i love your pfp

@WYLDXHORSE23 Жыл бұрын

this show helped me through a rough time also. I had no idea other ppl felt that way about this show that's awesome

@kenmarshall6309 Жыл бұрын

"A crack of cocaine"...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@grundle.chunder Жыл бұрын

I didn't ever expect to hear anyone else tell a story like this. I have a similar one and it seems likely there are many many others. It's strange to imagine the mindset of individuals who go about their lives using manipulation and exploitation of the naive as casually as a bus pass.

@flarp671 Жыл бұрын

As someone who works with drug addicts, I'm stealing the last line. That was extremely well-put.

@Not2DaySatn Жыл бұрын

Same here! I have definitely listened to that angel in the past and let me just say it didn't turn out right. After listening to his encounter I will not be so generous in the future 😂.

@reddunk3744 Жыл бұрын

Bruh they created segregation for a reason. You got the money to stay on your side of town stay there

@Ben_of_Milam_Music Жыл бұрын

That's what hard drugs do to people. Nothing matters to you other than getting your next hit.

@yuin3320 Жыл бұрын

@@reddunk3744 LOL, that "reason" was a rampant, unchecked mewling need for a sense of superiority over others (along with the incomprehensible wealth and influence enabled by feeding into that culture of superiority due to the ruthless exploitation it engendered) which led to centuries of damage. Then after centuries of damage and cultural sabotage, dumbasses act like the current day results are _only_ explicable if it were all genetically predetermined.

@danthegeetarman Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. I love his storytelling. So good

@007ajez Жыл бұрын

The ratio from crack to VCR is 1:1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

@YAH_ONLY Жыл бұрын

Stand up makes a funny person hilarious. This guy is a TITAN

@justjokes-shorts9239 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. I adore his narrative style. Very good

@kristian1679 Жыл бұрын

Tell me you smoked crack without telling me you smoked crack.

@kenswireart88 Жыл бұрын

Didn't know he did stand up..this is genius because there's an underlying theme present and the moral of the story is you can get fooled by your conscience and after you have faced the consequence your conscience will tell you to do that again and u have to be strong enough to say shut up. This is how narcissists take advantage of you over and over again. So this is not only funny there's another story being told.

@TheSunshineGroup Жыл бұрын

95% of comedian actors do stand up as well ;)

@WalterWhiterH2O Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he started with stand up lmao

@Mrposi Жыл бұрын

He started in standup

@dsa513 Жыл бұрын

Great moral lesson you learned Socrates!

@user-vt1gq8eh4g Жыл бұрын

This wasn't actual stand-up, this is called "This is Happening" a show where people tell crazy stories...most of the people are stand-ups but some people are regular celebrities telling crazy stories. This is not his stand-up.

@youngconfidence8666 Жыл бұрын

“I hope you don’t mind” that sent me 😂

@sonnychhuon2694 Жыл бұрын

Magnificent story telling!! So much happened in that 6 minutes. 👏

@WalterWhiterH2O Жыл бұрын

You can't not love this guy. Everything he does is absolute gold.

@denisfolcik1373 Жыл бұрын

Last time I gave a ride to some random person, I was stoned as hell. Started talking to some random dude, and he said he would give me 10 bucks for a ride. Ended up letting him smoke some of my pot on the ride, and part way through he says, actually take me here instead. Tells me he was going to have me drive him to a Crack house, which I didn't think even existed in our rural/country area, but after smoking pot he changed his mind. The place I ended up dropping him off at looked exactly like what a country crack house looks like in your mind. Never again will I give a ride to a stranger haha.

@MsZephyra Жыл бұрын

I just now realized he grew up in the Detroit area, like me...made my day!!

@chewycenter7690 Жыл бұрын

There's a rumor among my cousins that he grew up around the block from them. They used to speak of a kid named Keegan long before he would have been old enough to drive Jeff around. I lived a few blocks further, but never saw the kid.

@Tmacbh Жыл бұрын

Times are hard for Comedy Central if they are down to recycling old material on KZfaq... Should have treated your comedians better! Now Netflix has them.

@tellmesomething2412 Жыл бұрын

They've been doing it for years.

@humbean5683 Жыл бұрын

Well take for example this very show was stolen from a comedian

@charlieHood1579 Жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to animate this fast😂

@bradhickman6740 Жыл бұрын

Paulytoons for Rogan is great

@brandonjustis Жыл бұрын

classic story. hopefully this is not happening comes back soon!

@Robert-xp4ii Жыл бұрын

This is exactly how my life seems to go. Great stories but surprised I'm still here. 😂

@jamesdelcol3701 Жыл бұрын

That was the moment to drive off. 🤣 Great set!

@Bobainthome Жыл бұрын

Love this man...

@Xenc5 Жыл бұрын

I fast forwarded the spoiler and intro, only to realise this episode doesn’t have one. Thank you very much! 👏

@AylerProductions Жыл бұрын

The legend of Jeff lol

@annebruecks7381 Жыл бұрын

😂 Right?

@zerorespect9475 Жыл бұрын

They need to bring this series back.

@blakerackley8874 Жыл бұрын

"Talk about the burns!"

@jje9999 Жыл бұрын

Ok so we’re just taking out the intro and putting out the stories from this series?

@JacyndaMinor Жыл бұрын

Oh wow! I didn’t even realize. I’ve always hated the intro. Also, my little sister is named Janessa!

@willwrite3675 Жыл бұрын

@@JacyndaMinor me too. They are creepy

@matthewtE Жыл бұрын

Man, I sure do miss MadTV! I used to sneak behind my parent's couch late at night to watch the show back in 6th grade!

@WattWireNet Жыл бұрын

I love Keagan, and am so happy he got off easy that night.

@100samanthamarie Жыл бұрын

He’s really fun to listen to!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@loxho217 Жыл бұрын

"400ft to the gallon" lmmfao

@mightisright Жыл бұрын

I love this guy.

@jared829 10 ай бұрын

I swear they need to bring this is not happening back

@gofannon1943 Жыл бұрын

Straight legend.

@chrisstanton70 Жыл бұрын

I remember encountering a homeless guy a second time later in my life. The first time he was all jacked and healthy looking because he just got out of prison. We had a long conversation and I got him an iced tea and pack of smokes from the gas station. The second time he was all emaciated and I couldn't understand a word he was saying when I tried talking to him, like he was some crazy old man. It was kind of sad tbh.

@billyllewis Жыл бұрын

I believe this or similar really happened. We’ve all been in a situation of life or death is a coin flip away when strangers are involved.

@melfreemans Жыл бұрын

My dad had a 76 Le Sabre. I loved that car!!!

@alvaromd3203 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely great performance

@stevemrayz357 Жыл бұрын

That incident was exactly like a Key and Peele sketch

@chidij.5723 Жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂 i thought the same

@Wavemaninawe Жыл бұрын

Starring: Keegan Michael-Key as Jeff & VCR owner #3 Jordan Peele as Keegan Michael-Key & Guardian Angel

@Jona5n 6 ай бұрын

This man's talent is so underrated

@carl_anderson9315 Жыл бұрын

2:50 As soon as he did the arm swing, I knew Jeff was a crackhead.

@RockPowerUSA Жыл бұрын

"Hey Angel FO!"😅

@flyingchong Жыл бұрын

1:32 there’s Toad. I keep forgetting he played him. Then I remembered that he (and Peele) have done numerous impressions for a living 👏👏🍄

@seanalbro3689 Жыл бұрын

"and that's how I met Peele"

@jje9999 Жыл бұрын

I do love this story I’ve had almost the same car! 85

@AncientSlugThrower 8 ай бұрын

That Lost Boys joke hit a little close to home. Excellent set.

@3RDEYELOVE Жыл бұрын

Keegan know he tried IT that day.😂

@BeastNationXIV Жыл бұрын

"In 1990..." *Instantly cues up Can't Touch This instrumental*

@marshallelliott8894 Жыл бұрын

More "This is not happening" please!!!

@schiros123 Жыл бұрын

This is undissappointingly one of the best stories i've ever heard told.

@anjayl Жыл бұрын

Seriously ?

@Vector-jm1qk Жыл бұрын

4:47 Perfected Regret

@anniacopeland8321 Жыл бұрын

Story of my life!!! I swear

@christinanevils3376 5 ай бұрын

Loved it!

@hannah-th3jx Жыл бұрын

God Bless you.

@suchaveggiegal 9 ай бұрын

The “angel” definitely had me in plenty sketchy situations. I LIVED!!! but I swear the things I’ve done in the name of “helping someone”…lol gahtdayum

@perfectlessness Жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that all his work is considered as "good deed", because this much laughing that he made us do, can only count as good deed! lol😅

@fortnex9972 Жыл бұрын

Fkin genious. He can make a history from nowhere!!!

@prabhumenon2207 Жыл бұрын

For me, he is just funny AF and super hot

@tafaridh Жыл бұрын

I've known some Jeff's. Glad Keegan went on to make awesome stuff!

@vint.k1727 Жыл бұрын

That was a really good little standup routine. He should do more standup.

@mrbean3470 Жыл бұрын

This is the very reason I do not indulge anymore. Been burned too many times. Good stuff.

@soconoha8495 Жыл бұрын

Right after me, buddy, right after me.

@ColeVickSheepShearer Жыл бұрын

You helped him by transporting him. I woulda been out like the flash

@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler Жыл бұрын

Screwsched down in the chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@samuelching8193 Жыл бұрын

Dude that's fuxkin funny

@DanJackson1977 8 ай бұрын

Keegan doesnt age. Hes looked the same since the 90s

@_clorp Жыл бұрын

Straight up helped out a homeless guy near 8 mile and he pulled out a tiny pocket knife and tried to car jack me 🤣 I took him to a nearby taco bell instead

@BigWalt30522 Жыл бұрын

I can imagine allll of this happening lmfaoo

@CheebsCheeby Жыл бұрын

I had a very similar situation happen to me when I lived in Chicago.

@orangeziggy348 Жыл бұрын

When you believe you ALWAYS need to follow your intuition, you will make lots of mistakes.

@negao360 Жыл бұрын

Was "Jeff" the guy trying to buy a zip line, a bow and arrow, a suit of armor, some roller skates, an m80, and a cartoon money bag💰 for "Christmas" in April?😂

@Tobikoyum7 Жыл бұрын

$1 equals plausible deniability, a ride equals get away driver.

@jonathancorea1 Жыл бұрын

Water down version of This is Not Happening. Thank you Ari!

@culliecia Жыл бұрын

Appreciate the reupload since he was murdered 4:35

@nerffej Жыл бұрын

Jeff has to be an inspiration for hypothetical criminal.

@KuLaidTheeEntertainer Жыл бұрын

"North of 8 mile" lol he fs know where to be at

@Cryptic_Muse Жыл бұрын

SO…I’m aware he’s male and I’m female but I see myself in K.M. Key & not just sometimes, nearly ALL the time. All the way back even before “Coach Hines!“ Words can’t even express what a positive influence he’s been in my life and the lives of others.

@pixelPalsDS Жыл бұрын

gold

@jonathanstatham88 10 ай бұрын

I 100% believe this is probably a true story lol❤

@cmacpan Жыл бұрын

I picked up a stripper once. Turns out she knows a lot of dark areas. So knowledgeable and people think they're dumb.

@Everclear51 Жыл бұрын

He said soda instead of pop, he is really from Michigan???

@apanamakamu Жыл бұрын

Somehow i was waiting for Jordan Peele to cameo in the crowd, saying: "What about me.. I can take it".

@AnthonyPosi Жыл бұрын

Damn I almost thought this jam was still on.

@______IV Жыл бұрын

This EXACT thing happened to me.

@starsiegeRoks Жыл бұрын

That always seems to be the problem. Youl try to be a "good person" and help out people with rides or a little bit of cash, and to alot of people, it's just a signal to take all they can. I understand alot of it is addiction and the mindset of taking what you can while you can... But man, it really makes you feel jaded and not wanna help strangers ever again. What's the point if the people you help just see you as a taxi/ATM without ever trying to improve their own lives?

@MoonWalkster 5 ай бұрын

Do me! I can take it… make fun of the burns…

@Jackrobert28 Жыл бұрын

Everyone has that conscience, learnt the hard way in school. Don't stand up for cowards because you'll be in the fight whilst they run or back off.

@TheMacabreVault101 Жыл бұрын

I really thought I found another key and peele skit for sec

@That1SonOfGodIam Жыл бұрын

'#MY' 👑 of 👑's ♾️

@SONYS_7 Жыл бұрын

Real Life GTA Mission. He picked up Brian Meech.

@grant5501 Жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me in flint. Must be a michigan thing.

@KingGameReview Жыл бұрын

classic Jeff

@supjay3945 Жыл бұрын

This actually sounds familiar: About 18 or 19. I was at a friends house and went home to get something but saw a lady trying to hitch a ride. I ended up taking her to 4 stores before I just left her there. I was 2 hrs late to my my friends house