"They don't make men 90s fine anymore." Absolutely.

If you think a public bathroom is bad, imagine how disgusted I was when my ex’s friend took his gf into a park bathroom for some alone time

When Morris Chestnut is in a movie you know a woman’s about to be respected 😂

I feel like a lot of these movies make the crazy stalker an orphan/foster kid/adopted and whew, that says a lot about our culture.

I'm so happy you're so vehemently angry about the petnapping because whenever anyone involved pets or children into revenge, ITS ON SIGHT for me too. My puppy is my crutch through life, like idc who I'm dating, doggo comes first ALWAYS.

The only thing I loved about this movie was that she got out as soon as she saw him beating that man senseless, other people would have excused his behavior but she was like, you showed me who you are and I'm going to believe you 😂😂😂

"i didn't trust him cuz he was haitian" LMAOOOO THAT'S SO REAL 💀

I won free tickets to an early screening of this movie when it first came out. I was a huge Michael Ealy fan and I took my mom who was a huge Morris Chestnut fan. By the time the movie ended both of our celebrity crushes were ruined 😅

Whaddup home skillet biscuits!

They played this movie while I was getting my hair braided. And when I tell you, the Nigerian lady who was braiding my hair would audibly moan every time Morris Chestnut came on the screen lmaooooo

The “heeey” 🥺 had me cackling cause she knew we notice the makeup is on already But really girl we don’t mind at all, we get a video is plenty enough cause it means we get to see your cute face, listen to your jokes and find out more horrible movies that exist out there but will never watch ourselves so we just watch you instead (more entertaining and fun than ANY movie you talk about)

I'm glad that cat wasn't killed.🐱 Usually these movies have the stalker kill the pets & I probably would've had a grudge against Michael Ealy for a while.

“He didn’t just snap, he’s been snapping”😂😂😂😂 you are sooo funny🤣🤣

It's so funny when Kennie has the movie's audio playing during a scene and we can just hear her over it with her comments lmao "dead as hell. dead and gone" 😅 I could watch a whole movie like that

That violent segue, "GIVE FLUFFY BACK OR I WILL RIP THE TEETH FROM YOUR SKULL," finished me! And heard. Look at my Wally the wrong way and I'm already on defence.

Did someone ever do a compilation of Kennie underwhelmingly announcing that a character died ? Cuz we really need that in this world.

This is one of the few movies in the bad movies and a beat playist I actually saw in a theater. It was so formulaic that I totally forgot it. Morris Chestnut trivia: Of all the male leads in the Best Man series he is the only one married to a Black woman in real life.

"The names Chestnut. Morris Chestnut." Damn, that is such a good name

Everytime I watch this guilty pleasure movie. I go with a sideye " Girl?!?! In a public restroom🤢? Oh hell no" without fail. I am always appalled.

The snapping was hilarious I’m sorry. But seriously it’s refreshing to see a main character who’s switched on from the jump and not later 😂

You singing "deaaad and gooone" when Ealy got the neighbor had me howling!!

This was really a high budget lifetime movie

Kennie threatening to go John Wick mode on anyone who tries to hurt Russet is a mood

5:56 I am deeply offended as a Haitian woman! Also, I totally understand 😂😂

the cop giving her very blunt advice, yup accurate. i had an ex that was stalking me in MD and one of the cops was just like tbh....this guy is escalating and you will probably have to move like call a DV resource center, start packing your things because there's nothing i can do🙃🙃

As a Haitian, you need to use so much caution with Haitian men (and Caribbean men in general) 😂

"why are you poor" is the funniest thing I've heard this month

My aunt and grandma took me to see this movie years ago when I was like 12-13. This was one of the first stalker films I saw besides “Stalked by my Doctor.” Watching a sex scene with your grandma next to you is a terrible experience.

someone stealing my cat is my WORST fear, the sigh of relief i did when you said it was still alive loool 😢😭

Its not as good as Fatal Attraction but the Hand That Rocks the Cradle is a pretty solid entry into the batshit cinematic universe.

Nah Kennie you can’t leave us like that over the dude stalking you on live stream. We need a story time expeditiously!!!😩🙏🏽

Nothing as scary as seeing a movie you watched religiously in a BMAB episode

I vividly remember yelling "he still fine tho!" in the theatre when Mr. Crazy stuck her toothbrush in his mouth. 😅🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

Kennie has looked the same for 7 damn years, absolutely no clue if she was early twenties, late twenties, early thirties. Thought she was a damn vampire.

"They don't make men 90s fine anymore" You're so right and you should say it

“my coochie’s goin in convulsions” was an early winner, had me in stitches from there out 😂😂😂😂 a blast as always

The Contact in your eye Moving back into place when you say "skin you alive" That was nightmare fuel.

I haven’t looked at micheal ealy the same since he threw them babies out the window. He will forever be a crazy man to me

I remember watching this and being so stunned that Dave actually died. Usually his character is either the one that gets to deliver the final blow to whomstever is being the psycho stalker of the movie, OR he's the useless consolation prize for the female lead who just got done being terrorized for the past 40 minutes of runtime (while he did NOTHING to help her out 😂😂).

I saw the ginger cat and as a ginger cat owner myself, kennie said absolutely everything that went through my mind as well 😅

20:47 - 21:07 hands down the funniest part of the entire recap, “dead and goneeee” KENNIE PLEASE 😭😭🤣

Morris be making us giddy when he's not even in the room! That's a black king right there🤣 Side note, loving this beat and this hair on you!

There should be a laugh count anytime Kennie laughs at a death scene

I feel like this movie would have made a bit more sense if the violent guy was the original boyfriend? Like if they’d been together for ages and he was already integrated into the friend group and *then* turned violent. Coz then they’d have an established rapport and the friends would have a reason to doubt him being dangerous

Iktr Morris Chestnut is such a bonus that I’ll forget that this was a bad movie 😂😂😂😂😂

i feel like every year we get this type of movie for some reason 😂

Anytime a man says “I just like to make people feel safe” I don't like it. I’m very much a show don't tell type of person though, but also I look for purpose behind every word in a sentence. If someone told me, “If people come to me for safety and comfort, then I am more than happy to provide that” I would take that a lot better. Does that make sense to anyone else?

I need a sound bite of Kennie saying 'Shut up, shut up you dumb bitch' that I can play whenever I'm making a bad decision

Kennie you should do more of these lifetime esque movies like The Boy Next Door When the Bow Breaks and No Good Deed.

HAAAA this reminds me of my ex who, when I broke up with him, REFUSED to let me go. Literally. I had intentionally broken up with him in the middle of a public parking lot after seeing him lock his OWN MOTHER in the TRUNK OF HIS CAR the night before (majorrrr scary psycho vibes. I was 18 y’all, it was a learning experience) so I knew he had potential to do similar shit to me. But uh… needless to say he got very angry when I ended things. I quickly got in my car & my window was rolled down. he DEATH GRIPPED my car window AS I DROVE AWAY, and was literally screaming that I “will regret this” and “I’ll see” but I kept driving. So many witnesses. I was going slow but this dude was genuinely willing to be dragged across a parking lot to “prove” how much he “loved” me. He texted me about 200 times that night until I blocked him. TWO YEARS LATER he got a new phone number and called me from it!!!!!! I was with my current BF, but he kept *insisting* that I “had to miss him” and that we should meet up and talk. I blocked him again. THEN just a year ago he found my goddamn Venmo and started sending me money just so he could message me. Talking bout “I’m rich now” “I miss you & I know you miss me too” “let’s talk”…. Crazyyyyy. He sent $250 in total which my boyfriend and I spent on a nice dinner & then I blocked him there too. It’s wild. The only reason I haven’t gotten a restraining order is because I know he moved out of state for his job that made him “rich” lol. Be careful out there y’all.

So I’m a lover of the fatal attraction/single white female trope so when I saw this movie I absolutely loved it even though I know it’s trash 😂😂😂

I remember when I first saw this I was thoroughly perplexed by the “twist.” His name is not his name😱his name was “Carter Duncan” of course it wasn’t real. It's the fact that he would be watching her on the cameras while stroking her abducted cat. I distinctly remember hearing "you stupid b*tch!" when the fight started, when I saw this in the theatre

i still have the ticket stub from when my mom and i saw this in theaters 8 years ago. i forgot literally every plot point besides that green eyed menace being a stalker

I *NEED* Kennie to watch “Country Crush” but with absolutely *zero* context. I went into it that way and made all my friends go into it that way and their reactions are priceless😂

Raise your hand if you’re bipolar and not a serial killer! 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

BAD MOVIE BISCUITS WHERE YOU AT???!!! 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

"GIVE FLUFFY BACK OR I'LL RRIP YOUR TEETH FROM YOUR SKULL" yasss queen, go off

Like it's so refreshing to see a character who was actually doing reasonable things but still ends up in these crazy situations.

As a cat lover, I agree - the catnapping is the most egregious part of it. Also, because cats are often targets of serial killers to be... this made me nervous as hell.

After binging Bad Movies and a Beat all morning. We thank you and we appreciate you Kennie❤.

Also these type of movies always demonize people with traumatic childhoods. Like, just because I came from a broken home doesn't mean I break into homes. 😂

When Kennie said that the dude stole her cat I just "oh he needs to die now"

Please tell us that Chibi will be making an appearance for at least one bad movies and a beat

Haitian woman here. When she said "I didn't trust him because he was Haitian" my knee jurk reaction was, hey what's wrong with Haitians? But no, she's right. 😅

Shot and edited on the same day. We appreciate you, Kennie. ❤

Honestly, all things considered, this definitely sounds like one of the better ones (fatal attractions will always be formulaic but that's just the name of the game), though maybe that's just cuz of how realistic it seems with her repeatedly going to the cops for help for not a damn reason + her dummy friend telling her to give him another chance just for him to suck as bad as she thought 🤣 she seemed generally like a more realistic version of these women than other movies

To the point of why he's poor, I know something like that usually happens with serial killers. They have to devote so much time to their obsessions, even before they escalate to actually killing people, that there's not enough time left over to make more than a basic living. I guess it makes sense that it would be the same way for compulsive stalkers. Also, I have to recommend Ratpocalypse, a movie where God turns politicians into rat monsters, played completely serious.

Those computer engineers who use their knowledge to hack and stalk you are just sick humans, and even if they didn't know how to code best believe they would find another way to stalk you. An ability to hack doesn't make you more prone to stalking, you have to have that propensity inside of you already.

let me state for the record that I am rarely mad when your makeup is done. i'm here for you, not for the makeup lol i love that the guys you mentioned as being reasons for watching I was like 'ehhh...if you say so' and then i saw Rutina Wesley's name in the opening credits and i went oop, okay, there's my reason for watching right there. XD

Morris Chestnut has been locked in as my when I'm older husband since I was real young, lol. He remains there waiting for me to settle down and take his hand and just commit to this forever thing ❤😂

We have time Kennie!! 9:28.... she always be leaving us in the cliffhanger

"the one with-ah-milk dud" i CANNOT with you Kenniiieeee

The amount of true crimes stories ive watched....this could be a real story. Love bombing, police negligence etc.

I cant look at Michael Ealy the same way after his role in For Colored Girls 😭

your imitation of random women telling men to stop is always so funny and on point 😂😂

Dang! As someone of Haitian descent, I need a storytime or somethin for that comment 5:56 😂 (but more importantly, I would love to see you rant about men not being 90s fine anymore)

Kennie be the kind a person to go John Wick over her dog. Why did I think of Beyonce obsession movie when she was holding the gun? You came into my house. You touch my cat.

Dude has ended the life of two people and is not apprehended, but she has to do extra steps in order to not get sentenced... how did this both sound like a plothole and very American.

Whenever I see that light skin dude, all I can think of is him dropping those kids out the window

This film had potential up until Morris's unnecessarily demise. The best thing about the movie was the HOT cast 😂 anyways, you're a gorgeous delight, Kennie. Thank you for cheering me up ! 😂❤

“Constructed bots to look through my livestream to see if I was talking about him…” WHAT DID SHE SAY?????

Thank you as always, Kennie. As somebody who likes movie commentaries, but has trouble with crowded areas with lots of stimuli (no theaters for me, lol), I really appreciate you putting yourself on the front line for me, lol.

I was hoping you would do this movie, I watched this with my hair lady and we were talking about watching out for the guys like Michael Ealy’s character. I jokes and said watch out for the Lightskins with light eyes, the lighter the eyes the bigger the lies, and watch out for the black men who know how to talk good like him😅

My dad used to watch this movie EVERY TIME it came on 😂

your description of “fatal attraction” type movies reminded me of the JLo classic The Boy Next Door. hopefully we can see that on the channel one day!

Not my Haitian brother catching strays...but you were ABSOLUTELY right to shut that down before it started. I, Haitian-American woman, have never entertained a Haitian man. Make of that what you will.

Kenny just casually dropping she was being hella stalked. bestie wtf

I always say that if anyone hurt my baby, I would go full John Wick.

my mom calls morris a whopperhead 💀

Watching movies like this mind me of sitting with my mom and aunt watching lifetime movies. It’s like a blanket.

When I watched this movie and he was under her bed I screamed and jumped on the couch so much I BROKE THE FRAME

Ayeeeee I got my snacks, my soju and my heated blanket. Thanks for providing entertainment love from the Bay Area ♥️♥️♥️😭

Kennie, I have so much love for you as a fellow young black woman. Seeing you succeed feels like seeing my sister win. Keep fucking going 🫶🏽

Maybe it's just me, but the more charming a person acts, the more skeptical I am of them. My brain automatically goes to "They're wanting something" because ain't nobody going to go that far in being a charmer without being a sleazeball. 'Course that could just be my trust issues and my ISTJ tendencies of treating every new person I meet like they're up to something coming through. Also, I blame movies and TV shows for making it seem like it's super easy to get a restraining order. You have to have a lot of evidence to get a permanent restraining order against someone, and even if you do somehow manage to get that restraining order it's not going to actually do anything to protect you physically. Like yeah, if you have an RO and the person you have it against shows up, you can call the cops and they'll arrest them but if someone is stalking and harassing you to the point that you're able to get an RO, they ain't gonna be stopped a little piece of paper. The potential of being arrested isn't enough to stop that level of crazy. And as a dog mom, I totally agree. If someone even so much as threatened to touch my dog in some way, that would be the last thing they did. I've been a true crime fan since I was a kid, so much so that at one point I actually considered going to school to become a forensic scientist, but all that to say that with my knowledge, no one and I mean *no one* would be finding their body. You hurt my baby, I hurt you. You threaten my baby, and I will end you.

18:08 - i love when Kennie shows her inner John Wick

While I was sleeping in, Miss JD was working. God bless 🙌

Omg Morris was my first real life male crush RICKY!!

Nothing do with the video but like a year or 2 ago I suffered a psychotic break and tripped the fuck out so I had to delete Twitter and I'm now able to watch bad movies and a beat again without tripping the f**** out so I'm just expressing my joy in being a subscriber again and being able to enjoy these videos again I love it here man thanks for being u kennie even tho u will prolly never see this I'm happy to be a homskillet biscuit again

PLEASE do when the bough breaks!!

As someone with spanish as native language, 29:21 that was so random and funny