Kevin Hart Monologue

Kevin Hart Monologue - SNL

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9 жыл бұрын

Host Kevin Hart discusses the raccoon problem in his neighborhood and why he wouldn't rescue his fiancée from a mountain lion attack.
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@blackcowboymusic 9 жыл бұрын

-"Dad it's dark, could you come with me?" -"Absolutely not, this is your journey." LOL

@rvind000 5 жыл бұрын

This is about you becoming a man son

@jo3nama696 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah we watched the video

@RealSupaHotFireVEVO 4 жыл бұрын

@@jo3nama696 Ok boomer.

@jo3nama696 4 жыл бұрын

@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO ok dumbass who doesn't know a better insult than that and I'm 14

@nathanshepherd7087 4 жыл бұрын

RealSupaHotFireVEVO L

@kakakashia 9 жыл бұрын

"Boy, if you don't get your black white ass..." I LOST IT!!! XD

@CapSuperM 8 жыл бұрын

+kakakashia "You don't need thumbs to scare me", that's where I lost it :D

@diegaoxgames58 Жыл бұрын

@@CapSuperM 🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too

@jaironunez7196 3 жыл бұрын

"He's 7 years old, he doesn't do enough!" 😂😂😂😂

@brendancox5091 5 жыл бұрын

“You don’t need thumbs to scare me” 🤣🤣🤣

@mikeg6219 9 жыл бұрын

Kevin paints a picture with his words and storys. You can almost imagine them as he is telling his jokes.

@xzcvzxvxcvz 9 жыл бұрын

Lol very true. I pictured perfectly the entire monologue

@claudehilaire6274 5 жыл бұрын

True story

@k.makininayoearle-headley8583 5 жыл бұрын

It's true. A good story teller

@sebastiancabanilla5703 5 жыл бұрын

Stories

@sandersloogonzalez8412 5 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiancabanilla5703 etzueg Ixgjm

@blackshyguy2160 Жыл бұрын

The band members laughing is my favorite part about this lmao

@safiiyaa Жыл бұрын

they always laugh?

@b-dub6865 3 ай бұрын

@@safiiyaa⁠⁠No, they actually don’t. I’m always looking at the white guy with the gray hair in the front who plays sax. He rarely laughs, but he loved this.

@b-dub6865 3 ай бұрын

Me too! You know the monologue is good when you can get them to laugh. They love the comedians.

@faryalmalik3543 4 жыл бұрын

‘You don’t need thumbs to scare me ‘ hilarious

@aomaito5549 4 жыл бұрын

What's more funny is they do have thumbs

@rinasweetness 9 жыл бұрын

The best thing about Kevin Hart is his storytelling. Whether you think he was funny in this or not, and I personally thought this was hilarious for SNL, his stories are very detailed and you can tell that he takes his time making sure it's detailed enough to keep you hooked.

@justSomeUserOnYT 9 жыл бұрын

Agreed, He includes a lot of detail and you can actually see what he is talking about.

@Kevinschart 9 жыл бұрын

it's not supposed to be detailed, its supposed to funny. Personally i think he is a funny guy but his comedy is not.

@SLAMMINnJAMMIN247 9 жыл бұрын

beastwork Co-sign but the good news is more people are waking up to the fact that he's the black Dane Cook and his 15 minutes are almost up. All it will take is ONE Dave Chapelle comeback special to remind people what good storytelling really is when it's funny.

@Kevinschart 9 жыл бұрын

Myspacegigolo ouch...i hadn't thought of it that way but you're exactly right lol. he's definitely a hack though

@normarobles8054 9 жыл бұрын

Andefferen

@Steve27775 9 жыл бұрын

He came out and owned that stage. Most SNL hosts just look awkward standing there.

@neghiethervil5606 4 жыл бұрын

Well, he did make a living working on stage so he would be a natural.

@relientkenny 7 жыл бұрын

A sneak preview from his "what now" movie

@dre3241 7 жыл бұрын

kman1357 this was first

@destinymokake6303 6 жыл бұрын

Loved it

@misfitishh4286 5 жыл бұрын

Destiny Mokake it was really good. And hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@karimadudley7834 5 жыл бұрын

@ShubhamKhandelwall 4 жыл бұрын

He was too fast in it

@lopezfan24 7 жыл бұрын

I love how Kevin Hart tells stories perfectly.

@sleepingquinn 7 жыл бұрын

Brian Griffin he just tells the same jokes again and again

@willy6245 7 жыл бұрын

thats how a comedy tour works dumbass

@lopezfan24 7 жыл бұрын

SQ he tests out his jokes. If the audience doesn't like the jokes then he won't tell them again. If they enjoy them then he will tell them again.

@rachelmanor1344 8 жыл бұрын

Love how he delivers. Always sound like he tryna get outa something. Lmbo!!

@hazeleyesChicago 5 жыл бұрын

I loved the bit about the raccoon. Too damn funny!

@nuk4597 8 жыл бұрын

216 Raccoons disliked this video

@k.makininayoearle-headley8583 5 жыл бұрын

Haaa

@eveokundi4224 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@UnkownM99 5 жыл бұрын

Idiot

@avelteavelte6606 5 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

@kevincsehoski5778 4 жыл бұрын

1.3k

@Sochilinda 9 жыл бұрын

He has so much energy :D His monologue was really cute :D I like the part of the son LOL

@choad45 9 жыл бұрын

I agree, Adorbs :)

@abrahamhagos7714 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart has such a "Feel Good" vibe to him. It comes so naturally

@Eizy019 9 жыл бұрын

Finally a comedian that actually makes you laugh....hysterical!!!!

@stacileleague9876 8 жыл бұрын

This was great. I especially liked watching the band members laugh at him.

@waste25sec 7 жыл бұрын

Best monologue, hands down. Ever. I can rewatch this and keep laughing like crazy.

@benjibas9829 Жыл бұрын

Dave chappelle CLEARS

@AKB19991 Жыл бұрын

you should watch louis ck's

@donniedarkestra7771 8 жыл бұрын

Kevin is such a great stand up comedian. His timing is so natural.

@jasminepadgett3883 7 жыл бұрын

"This is your journey!" 😂

@brendalujan1299 2 жыл бұрын

You can see the whole thing in your mind! Absolutely laugh out loud funny. Just the thing I needed 🤣🤣🤣

@jeanhansel5805 Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I pictured the raccoon exactly as he described it. He uses his entire body to paint the picture.

@shelbyshelby3936 4 жыл бұрын

I have watched this clip soooo many times and I still end up laughing hysterically every time! The one-shoulder shrug for reals a showstopper! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zinodz2 8 жыл бұрын

what makes laugh is just seeing him, way he talks and thinks and funny faces he does. you guys look into him too deep about his material

@Larep11 7 жыл бұрын

Zino Wan Kenobi facts. Being funny is an art.

@crazycriz5000 7 жыл бұрын

Zino Wan Kenobi Well I personally don't think he is the one of the funniest comedians, but I still watch him cause he is entertaining. He is very funny tho, if u were to sit down and talk to him, he would make you laugh alot in the midst of a conversation. It's just his material can be kinda repetitive sometimes, but it's still entertaining.

@zinodz2 7 жыл бұрын

Christian Bebee "he's not one of the funniest comedians but he is funny " ? Are you even making any sense

@crazycriz5000 7 жыл бұрын

Zino Wan Kenobi You obviously didn't read what I put. I said his material is kinda repetitive, but if you were to talk to him, he'd have you laughing because he is a funny guy. His material doesn't display how funny he rly is. Now go back and read.

@sleepingquinn 7 жыл бұрын

Zino Wan Kenobi it makes perfect sense , what is it that you don't get?

@LivingUnlabeled 8 жыл бұрын

i think i laughed at the chewbacca laugh in the background at 4:12 as hard as i did the entire skit

@theweekday8158 7 жыл бұрын

hahahahahha😂 I noticed it too

@DasoMonster 7 жыл бұрын

well dammit going straight to 4:12 then...

@raphmorgan8740 7 жыл бұрын

LivingUnlabeled observant ain't you?

@iLLManneredtv 6 жыл бұрын

NyoomBot I just heard it thanks to you!! And same I'm still laughing as I typed this but never really laughed at his monologue

@justicecurry6433 9 жыл бұрын

Im 17... That story about the kid running from the trashcan back to the houser is my life every wednesday (garbage day)

@kjames1698 5 жыл бұрын

Justice Curry you still do that 4 years later?

@ronnimartin7033 4 жыл бұрын

Funny!!

@aeris44 9 жыл бұрын

Damn people in the comments are trying really hard to make it seem like Kevin Hart wasn't getting the crowd going and musicians in the back too. This was pretty hilarious.

@elefic 4 жыл бұрын

Great storytelling, perfect timing and rythm!

@GuyOutside 9 жыл бұрын

I don't know wtf you guys talking about, I was crying of laughter. Shit he got me whenever he said he would tell his son to put his hand on the glass one last time lmao😭😂

@LunaWolf29 7 жыл бұрын

One of the best SNL monologues!

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Жыл бұрын

I'd hate to see the worst.

@agarcia8279 6 жыл бұрын

"Alright, let me get my flops"

@xii2proxskillzz 7 жыл бұрын

Peter griffin 4:12 😂😂😂

@marvinho1010 7 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@crazycriz5000 7 жыл бұрын

KINGZz MRpro How did you hear that? 😆

@ranxalter2550 7 жыл бұрын

KINGZz MRpro 😂😂😂😂😂

@arsenalsvenfc8809 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

@Drumminz22 7 жыл бұрын

bruhhhhh 😂😭👼💀

@zibalulemdeni2334 4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is a good narrator. I can imagine his story 😂🤣

@dsmvfl363 8 жыл бұрын

i'd like to see kevin hart in a dramatic role

@royambalada 7 жыл бұрын

Saad S watch Everything Must Go it has will Ferrell and Kevin hart in dramatic roles

@cazmiller605 7 жыл бұрын

Roy Ambalada Kevin Hart is in that movie??

@thesprock5270 6 жыл бұрын

+Roy Ambalada lmao i got the joke

@alyssaworshipmusic 5 жыл бұрын

His movie the upside is a good one

@ronnimartin7033 4 жыл бұрын

Did you see The Upside? Kevin was wonderful in that role!!

@LunaWolf29 5 жыл бұрын

This never gets old. HILARIOUS!

@atrophyqueen6168 8 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart is great and fyi raccoons do have thumbs and are known for being able to figure out locks.

@giantsbyone 8 жыл бұрын

+Atrophy Queen Actually, raccoons don't have opposable thumbs. They are just very good with their front paws. You are right about the locks though. They definitely can figure out simple locks.

@branon6565 8 жыл бұрын

Raccoons make great targets as well....

@hectorarredondo6929 5 жыл бұрын

Atrophy Queen Theybhave actual posable thumbs i thought they have a finger that works like a thumb which is how they are able to open lids and stuff which is cool that they have thumbs

@tmcc6847 5 жыл бұрын

Had a feeling from in the movie "Brother Bear"

@cheril8891 5 жыл бұрын

Are you guys kidding? Raccoons can open locks???

@jabkam3 9 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😭 omg the 'no shoulder' part.

@borgue 7 жыл бұрын

He's wearing a blacksmith's leather apron as a shirt.

@choad45 7 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares

@sandy-ny6xk 7 жыл бұрын

Тhis moviеee is noow available tо wаtсh here => twitter.com/fb3170b3be4402283/status/791862155423264768 Kevin Hаrt Mooоnologuе Saturdaaу Night Live

@behreegee 9 жыл бұрын

Tolly confirms how good Kevin Hart is. The dude is HILARIOUS. Great timing, great standup, his delivery is perfect. He held up throughout the show.

@carmelug 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite monologues... the shoulder thing makes me cry with laughter

@PurityIsMyName Жыл бұрын

Crazy how he is able to make you imagine everything: the backyard, the "racoon", the trashcan, his son, his lady, the glass, the old lady and his little dog! He is able to make a whole hilarious story out of a simple thing as taking the trash out. He is genius!

@daphnemyers5451 3 жыл бұрын

He had me crying!!! Kevin Hart is a fool. He is so damn funny! I have watched them over and over and every time, I am dying!! lol

@KajunMs39 5 жыл бұрын

Omg!! Had me rollin'.. great comedian that leaves you in stitches!!!

@jwilliamcosby 9 жыл бұрын

Hands down, the funniest host SNL has ever had! At least in a whole bunch of years! Lol

@michaell.8938 5 жыл бұрын

I love Kevin Hart. He makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. LOL

@yashashreemalla4784 3 жыл бұрын

His energy with his humour is just

@georgeparker8198 4 жыл бұрын

"The bottom line is we got a thug raccoon running around" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠

@hakimsekh2251 7 жыл бұрын

Real laughter

@blake1896 Жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart having a MINI DOBERMAN PINSCHER is the funniest dog Breed Kevin could Have🤣 I love that he has a MINI DOBERMAN🤣🤣

@dorakidman7502 7 жыл бұрын

Part of the jokes are in the what now movie

@rockythegreatone8538 7 жыл бұрын

Dora Kidman yes true, i thought the same

@fit10productions82 7 жыл бұрын

Dora Kidman beat me to it

@thekashmirgoatmusic 6 жыл бұрын

He was trying out the jokes before he went on tour

@spikeseagull981 5 жыл бұрын

It's not a movie. It's a stand-up special

@FrancoisDressler 5 жыл бұрын

@@spikeseagull981 Stand-up specials are for TV, stand-up concerts that are theatrically released like What Now? and Eddie Murphy Raw are movies.

@pianoplayer618 9 жыл бұрын

and you go "NO" aint no cop gon believe a person with no shoulder xDDD

@Thudara69 9 жыл бұрын

I laughed throughout this skit. Thank you, Kevin Hart.

@simplyyy.mayaaa 7 жыл бұрын

this man is so freaking hilarious love him💖

@CKJK954T 7 жыл бұрын

"Touch the glass one last time" 😂😂

@1243fad 8 жыл бұрын

He told this story in his What Now tour lol hilarious

@seyidzademusa 8 жыл бұрын

How do u know? Is it out?

@1243fad 8 жыл бұрын

+Guardian760 went to see it when he was on tour

@madjidjamal3012 8 жыл бұрын

+eric banks haha you are right also in Belgium

@corinehenry6924 Жыл бұрын

I died throughout this monologue. It was extremely funny and clean. Loved it.

@InCountry6970 2 жыл бұрын

This was the best monolog on SNL. Kevin is a superb story teller

@bicooo1 9 жыл бұрын

How are people not liking this??? It was so good :)

@choad45 9 жыл бұрын

I agree. And you're super cute.

@bicooo1 9 жыл бұрын

That's very sweet but it's not me it's Lily Collins. She really is super cute

@choad45 9 жыл бұрын

Awww, I'm sure you are too

@robertparish3222 6 жыл бұрын

bicooo1 t

@sumitrochakravarti4483 9 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious! Kevin Hart, one of my favorite comedians ever.

@azks7254 4 жыл бұрын

“Didn’t I tell you to get the trash out, complete lie, I know I never told him”🤣🤣🤣

@sofiameistrell6934 2 жыл бұрын

There are so many aspects of Kebin Hart's work that are the greatest level of comedic - in my eyes- from his voice to the way he moves and of course his facial expressions never tire to see the man perform ..wish he was around more

@goldwaterproductions 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't hear this story before I saw What Now so when I saw what now I was laughing my ass off lol. What Now was so good. One of the most fun experiences I've had in a movie theatre in a long time

@asmita2318 4 жыл бұрын

one of the best monologue in SNL that had me laughing at each line.

@clintflicker7682 8 жыл бұрын

hahaha that shoulder bit tho

@cir1cir 9 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest monologues I've seen on SNL. I'm not a big Hart fan but this had me laughing out loud.

@relientkenny 9 жыл бұрын

Ironically he got more laughs than Chris Rock earlier in the season

@MisterFoxx 9 жыл бұрын

Because Kevin is talking about a racoon and shoulders lmao people aren't overly sensitive to those things

@ashleykutcher76 5 жыл бұрын

Well ya kevin is waay funnier

@4656superman 5 жыл бұрын

lol compare Kecin to another black comedian so we can choose teams and downgrade the other....lets compare him to seinfield...😁

@princedavido 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleykutcher76 🧢

@freespiritmara 9 жыл бұрын

Humor is subjective. I thought he was pretty darn funny.

@thilaju1 4 жыл бұрын

he killed it with the driveway lights joke

@candyruth2008 9 жыл бұрын

I have watched this monologue at least 6 times, plus originally on SNL, and find it hysterical!! I wasn't very familiar with Kevin Hart and now I love him!

@daquittaclements 8 жыл бұрын

This was like word for word the beginning of his last comedy tour. Me and my brother was sittin there like, 'So no one saw him do this on SNL?!?' #Pissed

@lilwiley10 7 жыл бұрын

Ok and?

@christophedamon726 7 жыл бұрын

It's his joke, it's just like a singer singing the same songs at a concert. So I don't what your point is

@Littlekitten_ 7 жыл бұрын

you cant compare a singer an a comedian very different. a comedians job is to be a great funny story teller, to repeat one joke is fine but this whole thing is in the movie which millions of people payed to see when a big part is here for free.. he bragged that he broke world records with his foot ball field he couldve atleast put effort and come out with new material for his fans its his job he just being lazy..

@Dorilana 5 жыл бұрын

SNL is a platform for people who might not regularly see your show...to get a taste for who you are. Also, this was a long time ago...like earlier in his career...maybe he was nervous and wanted to go with something he knew would get a laugh. You know, rather than write something entirely new that might flop. ...still made me laugh. 😍

@neghiethervil5606 4 жыл бұрын

@@Littlekitten_ You obviously have no clue as to how comedy and promotions work. There was plenty more material on his special. They use the same materials in different venues all the time and will sometimes use the same jokes for years. Don't blame them for being lazy. Blame the internet for making their job harder.

@cba0bsa 9 жыл бұрын

Best monologue I've ever seen on SNL. What makes a great comedian? Being unique and funny. He's got it and he nailed it. I wish him all the luck that he richly deserves. Mark.

@gloriaerickson9334 8 жыл бұрын

I never get tired of see this! Great bits on SNL too! Super funny!

@darryljones360 9 жыл бұрын

This shit was HILARIOUS glad to hear something new from this man.

@sugarplumlanenalinda661 8 жыл бұрын

Kevin heart u r the best!!! can wait to see u

@andreblango9362 4 жыл бұрын

It is 1am and everybody is sleeping. So I was laughing so hard I woke everybody up.

@Fasizan 6 жыл бұрын

With all due respect louis ck and dave chappelles monologue are on a whole another level

@arrpitjjain2948 2 жыл бұрын

It never gets old!!!😂😂

@yosraothmeni9854 5 жыл бұрын

This man is a genius comedian! I never knew I could laugh this much until I started watching him ! An absolute brilliant talent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Y2JRedskins 6 жыл бұрын

4:12 peter griffin laugh lmao

@HardlyMe 5 жыл бұрын

You good dude! Like how authentic your piece is

@toolguyslayer1 6 жыл бұрын

How many all in all in the end is a lesson in the end and how to say f*** you and keep on pushing LOL

@pelotontherapyy 9 жыл бұрын

Everytime that white guy in the back laughed, I laughed. I just kept laughing because he was laughing..

@leslieanderson430 9 жыл бұрын

THE BEST MONOLOGUE ON SNL IN A VERY LONG TIME, DO YOUR THING KEVIN!

@RoflJoker1994 5 жыл бұрын

that sarcastic "haaaaa" at 4:13 LOLOL

@themovieguy89 9 жыл бұрын

way he talks its powerful keeps u interested through out amazing performer

@copycatninjitsu 4 жыл бұрын

"I would have just put my hand on the glass and said son, put ur hand on the glass one last time, i love u" Lmfao 😂😂😂

@ZandeKongo 9 жыл бұрын

No one tells elaborate stories like Kevin.

@tjtampa214 5 жыл бұрын

He delivers the funny fast, like a machine gun and makes you laugh so hard it hurts. 😁

@Gold-ux2tl 5 жыл бұрын

Much lov from Dubai .. Kevin

@216designs 9 жыл бұрын

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SON WAS RUNNING FROM!

@Karanagi 7 жыл бұрын

He might use it twice, but it's a good monologue :D

@PrajDy 6 жыл бұрын

He is able to tell the biggest lie in the world and still sound like it really happened :DD Love him so much!

@riddel2617 9 жыл бұрын

Amazing Kev!

@robin.s. 9 жыл бұрын

that was hilarious! a bit too fast but funny ^^

@goodeatssaucecompanyllc264 7 жыл бұрын

Yes this is from What Now Kevin Hart knows how to market himself he's smart

@bezlyn1442 7 жыл бұрын

this was a year ago.......

@JenniferPresents 9 жыл бұрын

Best monologue of the season, and one of the 3 funny episodes this season. He was great- reminded me of Martin Lawrence's episode from the 90's, but all Kevin Hart. He made every skit he was in hilarious.