Followed by that Patrice laugh lmaoo

God damn, if only he'd been here these last 9 years. I couldn't even imagine what jokes he could have come up with.

He said it on O&A before. "Joe be floating and shit"

1:15

He floats in mid air in the Buddha position” lol

Elephant in the room is top 5 ever and I’ll argue to my grave

Man, after Charlie Sheen’s Roast and “Elephant In the Room,” he was destined to blow HIS WAY. So sad he had to go

How's he underrated? Every comedian mentions how great he was and he still has a bigger following than most comedians ever had, eventhough he's dead

@TheBunBun54321 dude you should also check out the episodes of him on O&A...they are the best...am up to episode 102

was

Classic interview 😂

David Goldman yeah it is a classic interview. He tries to explain it to her and she wants to admit it. But she’s gotta take the hard offended stance. I forget who’s show it was but it was fox and he can’t reel Patrice in. Hehehehha he’s just along for the Patrice O’Neil ride

Its called the donkey punch!!

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Patrice O’ Neal in essence.

Chet Steadman one of the greatest stand-ups i have ever watched

Puppies in a cup!!!! Missin' they feet!!! It's wroo-hoo-hooonng!!!

X3MA “high, I’m white lady0 😂😂

N1v3K77 why not??

M M best ever

Bill Burr fuckin sucks.

Also had a more irish last name than Bill.

Yeah Burr still hosts the benefit show for him every year. You should see his appearance on Conan when he announces Patrice’s death and benefit show.

Funny how Hart conveniently omits the fact that Patrice stopped fucking with him years before his death. Once Hart made it big he didnt want to be associated with Patrice out of fear of it hurting his career.

@@tupdHart is such a phonie con man

Exactly

kdoeone facts

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dandagod official I hope you’re just a dumb young person because you have a lot to learn. If you’re an adult then damn man, my bad, ignore this, and my condolences.

JoolianV it’s that serious?

Kevin was never funny though...always a comedian, but never funny. He's lucky Patrice ain't around to expose how he's become.

@Shockheadd45 watch him in tough crowd. Dude is a flop. Even Greg G pointed out that if he was a short white guy instead of black then he wouldn't be famous.

@@phillicheesestake WTF

Kevin and Bill learned from the best.

Patrice would invite him onto his show and tear him a new asshole verbally for the first hour and a half I guarantee it 😂.

I think the line was originally "See... Joe is magical"

LMFAO

The ordering of that line makes it so clever, leaving the hilarious implication until the final word

@El Matadores hahhah

Colin told Norton he sleeps in a pitri dish

🙏👏

Yeah. I was the same for the first 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Smiling and laughing

Friends being dudes 🕳️

The phone book incident- the version kevin said on the patrice documentary was “call anyone in there….ask them if you made a good career decision. This not for you man.”

Patrice thought joe was a druggy. He was right.

Fckn hilarious

How women talk he nailed it! 😂

Best ever

I laughed so hard it hurt. An thats so rare to laugh like that.

Bahahahahaha I can hear his voice right now 😂

Never seen kevin laugh like that 1:20 I love it

@@Audimartini You need to see him laugh at Kawhi Leonard’s laugh. He looks like a Boy Scout & wheezes more than Joey Diaz 😂😂😂

I’ve noticed he’s constantly laughing at other ppl when they’re funny. Not afraid to give someone else their moment

@@bettywatkins28 nah I remember that one that seems forced for the clip cause when that Kawhi laugh was going viral everyone saw it and that interview wi kev was like a week after so he definitely saw it before hand and had to create a clip

Facts! Pure comedy gold plus an unmatched understanding of the female nature. If you listen to that shit and "truly" grasp the philosophy behind Patrice's teachings you'll be set for life in the pussy department.

Amen

Seriously. It would save so many simps.

I been trying to sneak it in on my nephew who is 12. He's still having trouble grasping some if what Patrice says but he'll get it. One day, he'll understand.

Uuum.. Sir, that's tge truth you just told!! He helped me out a lot in understanding human behavior

Vinny MF Mac She called me a fool, IM OFFENDED! - That 1 line ruined that lady.

😂😂 still watch that clip to this day

Hell yeah. Dumb hole feminist. Sonya asario.

"It's from the donkey punch!"

I remember even seeing her fight back a laugh

Remember when they had a fight?😂

Yeah on Opie & Anthony lol

no kidding, he gets pretty emotional when he talks about him.

How did you do those italics

@@lowkeymd put the word(s) you want to change in the middle of two underscores. Like _this_.

Quintin Garvin “please god, just not aids” lol Patrice was the greatest

I love him !!

💯

Big facts

We outchea💪🏽☝🏽

Bill Burr described it like a siren

I've often thought that if I had about a dozen wishes, somewhere near number 12 would be to make Patrice O'Neal laugh.

Joe's is good too.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qJyAdrt3l7TKfZs.html His Best Laugh lol

Bobo getting a hard-on on O&A and Patrice's reaction is a genuine depression killer. His presence alone is beyond comparison.

Greatest insult ever.

“THANKS FOR SPAGHETTI NICK!”

Lmfao!!

With todays movement he would've been cancelled :(

Would have been the elephant in the room again. Great self description

And you barely ever heard Patrice talk about Kevin Hart, yet Kevin acts like they were best friends. Weird.

@Sean O’ Deli That's also why he was so great. He never cucked out to the man like Kevin Hart did.

dude I hadn't thought about that. That's so true. He would have been podcast royalty. Holy shit. What a shame! RIP

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

Good ol big black daddy dick!

they intersect perfectly

Will never forget him!

Patrice was a living legend ... still a legend

Lol that was funny

😂

LOL

Read it!!! 😂😂😂

here i am in my AM youtube-hole and u threw in this one Ty haha

Calm down

he may return...

We will probably be able to bring him back to life some day. But a lot of you are going to get that dismissive look from him when he finds out that you thought he could save us from raping aka me too. He'd go home with a warm feeling in his heart after knowing that we thought this much about him. Poor lil fellar always seemed like he thought the public and the industry rejected him. I didn't know him but i!m an old school O and A guy, and I'm sure a good chunk of the people on this thread also were. But anyway, that makes me feel like I I got a small glimpse into his life. Not to mention all that stories that webe heard from his peers and associates. What I gathered was that Patrice loved his fans and truly hated club owners network executives, promoters etc. I just recall how he we graciously thank a caller on O and A when they said his recent show was good. Your death hurt us all. RIP Lil Kev.

extragirth64 I wholeheartedly agree. I like that. 😍

I really do not understand 0the hate people give Kevin. I've always liked his work and now he has given us his work ethic to admire. It's just his divorce etc that I find to be very sad... Where I think they should have fought for their marriage. I feel like Kev did get caught up in there and just gave up... Anyhows.. He's also one of the few to mention Patrice like this.

@@peacheskong2245 listen to the Opie and Anthony segment where Patrice talks about Tracy Morgan and black guys owing the establishment. It'll come full circle for you. The man was a prophet.

@@briandavis55 I'll try to find it and listen up

I listened to Elephant in the Room again right after the podcast ended. Was surprised it was still selling for $7.99 but worth it

Well it's not like he's got any new ones

Yessirrrr i do the same.

Baby on a keychain!

@TheTimbalanders Elephant in the Room is flawless and it's an Hour and Seventeen Minutes. It's one part routine and one part stream of consciousness. And it all goes together seamlessly. You don't get any better than that. As any comedian will tell you most comics have only a solid 30 minute at best.

Thanks for the recommendation

@@snakethepeg7828 no problem

There's a 13 hour compilation of just Patrice and O&A/Jimmy Norton talking about movies. Just movies. And that's just one tiny chunk of the Patrice/O&A content on YT. Super thankful that that laugh's not lost.

Facts "Black Phillip" for life

Dunno about endless

@@bsjett That last sentence was beautiful man

Bruh the O&A show was savage asf 😂😂 dudes would get sued to death in today's social media climate

Same here man, that was such a perfect moment for that too.😂

Look into it

The actual quote was “Joe believe in magic, Joe be manifesting shit”. Still cracks me to this day 😂😂

78755477 78755477 the quote was “Joe is magical and he likes magical shit”

@@Blunt3021 😒 ok but I was speaking in reference to what part made "me" laugh.

Dursun Sahin that’s real family love man.

I don’t trust that smirk what’s that about

@@tylerkushuba7836 if you gonna mistrust people because of a smile, you gonna be dissapointed in life 🤦🏻‍♂️ *dont be such a loser please

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HATE is a sign of ENVY same here

If you like patrice.. Go to the guy he got the courage to make jokes freely from... Corey Holcomb... The real Goat

Omw

Where are the two good comedians you're talking about?

Can't forget The Black Phillip Show too. Patrice drops so much knowledge on it.

Ditto.

yuuup

If I could, I would donate ten years of my life to have him back for 10.

Has your wishing worked? If it does hes gonna laught at your face and call you a dumb ass for kissing a dead mans ass.

Tom Kay 😂😂 Hilarious as fuk man Lmao

He said once to a guy " what natural disaster did you lose your shoulders in "

I love he

The ant Patrice and joe shows were amazing

Joe derosa can’t wear backpacks lol.

sounded just like patrice, too, was exactly what he said.

I dont understand the joke help

ive always hated those styles of shows, it gets boring and uniteresting and repetitive as fuck to me. Ive listend to countless hours of O&A because of Patrice.

@@tupd and now a bunch of new people might listen to it as well, because of this boring and uninteresting and repetitive clip.

"You look like a Compton Eskimo "

@@cynthiadiaz2343 "Yo bitches look like a Skittles box"

That's how I got turned on to him. It was a short part but something about him shouting, you corny, made me laugh hard. I looked for him after that.

watch the clip again...”Pit Bull - most likely to gain weight and die” :(

Pitbull woof

“Bitch betta have my money 🙌 ahhhh shiit” that intro was perfect for the show haha

Who had the herpes??

"I told my girl she's the fourth most important thing in the life... It was me, my career, my Mother, and then her! She only thinks she knows shit, 'cause I tell her shit! I think my girl in my life, is worth three bitches now!"

OfficeHanchoBoxing i had a similar crafted thought watching it as well

Which Chappelle special are we talking about? Sticks and stones?

I actually think bill burr carry’s more of patrice’s weight in jokes, I think they were friends longer so that’s prolly why.

Patrice was on a different level

@@DapBino I agree I wish Patrice had more stand up specials.

TheGuyWithTaste Dan ever heard of a guy named Richard Pryor?

TempeSoldier123 meh, overrated.

@@youwouldntgetit2618 I like Patrice more, but Pryor is far from overrated

ActionHank75 When he talks about animals and talks like one, I pretty much check out on his routines. To me Chris rock is the best and Patrice is high on my list.

hes worked his way into my top 5

johnlee813 facts of life

GoldenCheese watch the Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo podcast. Soooo good

This and when he fell off his chair after Alex’s “I’m kind of retarded” lol

@@simplychaff1875 Alex cried over the death of his English children from 17th century. That was some of the craziest shit I ever heard 😂

Genuinely

You and I both..

This.

Those are my top 2, right there.

Norm McDonald... ya negative

macha manos Bill Burr has to be in there as well.

I think people sleep on Arnez Jay

"Norton fills the shape of whatever container you put him in"

@@wh1ttle1 That was one of the biggest laughs in my life :)

No, his best description of Norton was "Jimmy is shaped like any container you pour him in."

Wasn't that Ben Bailey (cash cab) during the Patrice O'Neal roast?

Emergency Bearcedures Jim Norton: there’s nothing worse than a black nerd. Patrice O’Neal: except for a white shelless turtle 😂😂one of my favorites

Yoff So True

I agree man. I'm making animations of it.

Jimmy. P Toons thank you man. I'd love to watch it.

@@Tes-qe1jc check em out on my channel

Yoff His Lady Gaga piss take is a thing of beauty...

Yeah definitely. If he had done JRE I Imagine it would have been a similar thing to his appearance on Marc Maron's podcast. So at least we have that.

Corey Holcomb.. Is the Goat.. He taught patrice

Chris Lander lol, Corey wouldn’t even agree to that smh.

He would have destroyed him😂😂

If Joe had him on once, he woulda had him on 5 more times. Woulda been EPIC...

I agree that joke was hilarious 🤣

Patrice also said when he bombs he doesn’t try to win the crowd back. He says power corrupts and they (crowd) won’t help you but throw dirt on your face. He says his philosophy was to bomb harder “Everyone else in the room has to die” 😂😂😂

Wayno Soze Pure Greatness

Wasn't that the same panel show Patrice was on and Roseanne Barr told about her Nazi cookies skit? Roseanne is one of the few authentic female comedians, with the right amount of don't give a...

@@MrVvulf That's the one. I gained a lot of respect for her during that.

It’s one of the best I ever heard or saw.

Natalieee Hallowayyyy, that annngelllllllllll!!!

It is your... Responsibility!

NATALIE HOLLOWAY!!!

Thats what you get for sending your son out here with some killers ... take his socks man

Tyler Garner 🤣🤣

Yop

Way too early..I could see him making his rounds with all these podcast now..😆

Bill Bur!? 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

He just told you. Patrice.. Dave is funnier than bill but it’s Dave. Bill is top 10 funniest of all time though. I’m talking Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Richard prior, Dave, Chris rock, etc bill is in there..

Ditto

Definitely

@@bryanbill3692 corey Holcomb way better.. He taught patrice too

Right after corey Holcomb

Patrice WAS amazing. But Norm McDonald is effortless for real.

I swear to god if this gets a single downvote...

He was a FORCE !!

His angle on this level of stupidity that has become would be from out of nowhere. I'm missing the things i never could have imagined; And it was brilliant and he did it through a logical lens.

You always invited to the cookout brotha.

Im also from a shit country and I know all of them well, cause you just should. Listen to the Black Phillip show

You just earned a pass, thats like seeing a unicorn or some shit

First black guy you saw ever?

@@Silenciobob Yes. We had 0 black people in the old communist republics and we had 2 TV channels with movies from russia mostly. When the western media came in it was all white people. I didnt have internet until i was 18 in 205 which was when I found comedy because I was interested in Acting

Cuz he was.

He was

When you have no filter that’s what happens

That's because Patrice was authentic.