“I’m chip Mulaney I’m your father. But sometimes he would be gay.”
@meatbalsoup51583 жыл бұрын
Ever been to the goddamn zoo
@placeholder_username95283 жыл бұрын
I used to smoke crack
@amilcaraguirre66003 жыл бұрын
What's yesterday??
@georgiavol61583 жыл бұрын
shut up you’re all gonna die STREET SMARTS
@skylerchristie62163 жыл бұрын
*PUNCH* *happy wave*
@ellagrace38343 жыл бұрын
I was over on the bench I was over on the bench I was over on the bench I was sittin over on the bench I wAs OVeR oN tHe bEnCh I MADE A SALAD WITH CRAISINS
@minttealoverrr3 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken
@cloverpatches03 жыл бұрын
hello, I’m Chip Mulaney, I’m your father.
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
@@cloverpatches0 But sometimes he would be gay
@declantecho17173 жыл бұрын
Ever been to the goddamn zoo?
@sapphire32153 жыл бұрын
@@declantecho1717 “ I used to smoke craaaaack”
@ClownOwO3 жыл бұрын
I know the context to all of these and yet this is cut in a way that’s so fast paced that I feel like I don’t and I’m loving it
@jakeinaflannel3 жыл бұрын
Ik right it’s so weird and idk how I feel about it but I remember every joke 😂
@brennan89303 жыл бұрын
Same
@Bushman_7013 жыл бұрын
Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok *I HAVE FIRED THE HORSE CATCHER*
@iamhere91423 жыл бұрын
God can't hear you
@Bushman_7013 жыл бұрын
@@iamhere9142 *YES NO YES*
@awesomerinc.85533 жыл бұрын
The Fault in Our Stars is way more anti-horsecatcher than I remember...
@mirandakeigher8193 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, how many times have I seen this, and I didn't realize the backdrop CHANGES COLORS?
@corinne59533 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice that watching this what 😂
@J.Blazer3 жыл бұрын
I saw bits of this show and only realized they were from the same show while watching
@electra35163 жыл бұрын
I HAVE WATCHED HIS SHOW AT LEAST FIVE TIMES AND I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN I READ THIS. I WAS SHOCKED. WHAT THE FUCK
@orchestra993 жыл бұрын
i didnt even notice during the video
@wallacedeveer0773 жыл бұрын
I watched a bunch of clips from what I thought were different shows, but they were just changed backgrounds
@konstantin_d.m3 жыл бұрын
0:49 I think about him screaming "PEPPAAAAAA" every single day...
@micaelak58103 жыл бұрын
same
@sarahbottino13213 жыл бұрын
“But sometimes he would be gay” “ever been to the goddamn zoo??”
@juniperberryyyy3 жыл бұрын
I never realized how much "God can't hear you" sounds like a threat out of context
@General_Nothing3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was a threat in context.
@J.Blazer3 жыл бұрын
hahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah How?
@21centuryhippie613 жыл бұрын
@@J.Blazer he was holding him by the collar and telling him to sing louder forcefully, lol
@cloudxchild71483 жыл бұрын
It's a threat in context tbh
@WorldWeave Жыл бұрын
It sounds like a threat WITH CONTEXT
@laineygiles46093 жыл бұрын
"and everyone died. okay." PLS
@rainbowlemniscate27613 жыл бұрын
THE GAZEBO
@ryvalgaming85502 жыл бұрын
" and now there's Nazi's again!" "no"
@claybrownie96173 жыл бұрын
*Boom! Orange Juice!* Now I've thrown him off his rhythm!
@J.Blazer3 жыл бұрын
I can understand why he would be thrown off his rythm if he was just told orange juice s life
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
Certainly thrown someone off it
@daelen.cclark10 ай бұрын
@@J.Blazer Especially after brushing your teeth.
@veryconfused9673 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised there was no “now he’s crying” or “NOT FUCKING TOM”
@ryleighbark73533 жыл бұрын
“NOT FUNNAH”
@copper8033 жыл бұрын
I'm dying because I thought that this was the plot of some movie called Kid Gorgeous, but entirely in John Mulaney quotes
@phelisejoy71183 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there was a second when I forgot that Kid Gorgeous was the name of the special
@verastrobel52513 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAOO
@kir40173 жыл бұрын
IS THAT NOR WHAT THIS IS????
@chinita24632 жыл бұрын
Write it babe! Lol 😂
@tiacat11 Жыл бұрын
YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO GOOGLE
@mattiea22343 жыл бұрын
The zoom at 1:01 I'm crying
@SeptemberHQ3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😭😭
@Blue-rz1cv3 жыл бұрын
THE CURVY LETTERS :0
@SeptemberHQ3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-rz1cv 😂😂
@SatireDepartment3 жыл бұрын
All his sentences sound like a book title-
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
Great now I’m gonna be imagining books to go with all these titles
@hollylayton37043 жыл бұрын
"The bread of bread, is Bread!"
@lillian30753 жыл бұрын
“and now there’s nazis again” 💀
@iburntthecake83923 жыл бұрын
"No."
@hollylayton37043 жыл бұрын
"God can't hear you"
@xsilentstatic12272 жыл бұрын
"Lyrics": Have you ever seen a ghost? I was over on the bench. And I was over on the bench. I was sittin over on the bench. I was over on the BENCH! I made a salad with craisins! Hello, I’m Chip Mulaney. I’m your father. But sometimes he would be gay. Ever been to the god damn zoo? I used to smoke craaack. What’s yesterday? Shut up, you’re all gonna die. Street smarts! *PHOW* [Waves] Boom! Orange juice! That’s life. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm. Give us some money! Stay down on the ground! Stay down on the ground you motherfucker! Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep? But why don’t we just tell our relatives that I’m a four-year-old boy? Hey. Do you want me to kill that guy for you? I am now gross. And what’s this? PEPPA! I’m putting wires into a board filled with holes, to move the voices around. Look at these curvy letters! And everyone died. Okay. The gazebo! I’m gonna run towards the baby incubators and smash em with my hooves. I got nice hooves and a long tail. I'm a horse. I’m a fuckin hippopotamus. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. O- I have fired the horse catcher. Take your goddamn EpiPen and get out of my house! And now there’s Nazis again! No. [Downs shot] You’re never gonna get that Best Buy rewards card! Wait, what did you just say? Woah, what’s this place? And they’re not good. [Raises hands up] The bread of bread, is breaaad! God can’t hear you.
@ryanflynn43112 жыл бұрын
This is not receiving the attention it deserves 10/10
@Eztli__Void2 жыл бұрын
thank you
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
A schizophrenic attack
@maurice19873 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: John Mulaney in a nutshell
@josjoererg3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised "Detective J.J. Bittenbinder" didn't make it
@happysimon84383 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS I THOUGHT SO TOO
@jessicawhite35053 жыл бұрын
there was ‘shut up you’re all gonna die street smarts!’
@kittenquat78423 жыл бұрын
0:20 has it
@yanderecat96203 жыл бұрын
and the wave too
@mr_capgras_hands_me_my_shovelАй бұрын
STREET SMARTS!
@Nova-jw6ju3 жыл бұрын
When he theows the epipen, theres so much emotion and form. 10/10 this man deserves an oscar
@loveegirlie3 жыл бұрын
"Take your goddamn epipen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" is so funny to me out of context
@Abby-nn7vo3 жыл бұрын
sometimes i like to imagine that he's actually alone and there's a laugh track playing. just a wiry man in a big room doing some shouting
@qspace1023 жыл бұрын
“okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, ok-“ “i have fired the horse catcher”
@TinyBlurryMan3 жыл бұрын
0:47 Every person at puberty
@giana40693 жыл бұрын
0:22 i cant tell you how many times i do that in a day
@mackenzieprotos15263 жыл бұрын
Same it became a running joke in my choir class. That's how we greeted each other 😂
@rrr-th2ij3 жыл бұрын
1:26 without context, this is still a masterpiece
@elliewithnospecialuser3 жыл бұрын
Ranboo’s streams have made “give us some money!!!” sound very different than it used to
@aceofspades22013 жыл бұрын
Was that something chat would spam or were those his alert sounds? I don’t follow Ranboo incredibly closely
@aztrolivr2 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades2201 his old alert sounds, now it's _Hey look at the high wasted man he's got feminine hips_
@lizageorge89233 жыл бұрын
1:15 I swear this gets stuck in my head every single time I take a test
@the-anhpham33643 жыл бұрын
0:10 “hello I’m Chip Mulaney I’m your father. But sometimes he would be gay.”
@emily.desouza3 жыл бұрын
This seems like so much longer than a minute and fourth four seconds- and I mean that in the best way possible
@kristinan.17753 жыл бұрын
why is this suddenly being recommended to everyone
@lizageorge89233 жыл бұрын
And people wonder why Gen Z loves him.
@swvsnick3 жыл бұрын
im so glad this special ended with "god cant hear you" and this video does not disappoint
@eveselby29243 жыл бұрын
"Do all my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep" good question that idk the answer to
@michaelmoon72453 жыл бұрын
*Me before this video*: I can't believe John did Coke! *Me after this video*: Uh huh...there were clues...
@ZakBaganslover4ever93 жыл бұрын
1 minute and 44 seconds is a lot longer when it's this funny
@abuscaca3 жыл бұрын
i was expecting A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to appear
@ran.winkwonk81403 жыл бұрын
whenever i hear “give us some money” i just think of ranboo’s streams donation sound
@aztrolivr2 жыл бұрын
SAME :)
@emporertheplusle8329Ай бұрын
Remember
@laurenm3543 жыл бұрын
this is my new favorite video lmaooo
@joshjoseph45273 жыл бұрын
"I am now gross"
@kariannek73263 жыл бұрын
I was chuckling pretty hard then 1:02 came and I lost it XD XD XD Edit: I forgot about 1:20 omg XD XD XD XD XD
@busternorth75703 жыл бұрын
yep, that pretty much sums it up
@savannahjenkins83882 жыл бұрын
0:39 My mom telling the waitress a diff age than what i am to get a discount
@wallacedeveer0773 жыл бұрын
THE EDITING FOR LOOK AT THESE CURVY LETTERS LMAOOO
@Spiraferra3 жыл бұрын
ORANGE JUICE! thats life 👉
@blackkat200 Жыл бұрын
The fact that I have this entire thing down by memory is just absolutely glorious
@oliviapolizoes65923 жыл бұрын
“the bread of bReAd is BREeEeAaDd!”
@isitlauren3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, do you want me to *_kill_*_ that guy for you?"_
@borntosilly3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@Furiousa963 жыл бұрын
Why does this almost feel exactly like watching the actual whole show
@lillylove2613 ай бұрын
The "I used to smoke craaacckkk" runs through my head every single day.
@amanday31033 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize my speed was set to 1.5x at first, but it actually makes this so much better
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
It does!
@maidalucero55373 жыл бұрын
I have never seen such an amazing like to dislike ratio god damn
@brookcrow2 жыл бұрын
When he said god can’t hear you I was waiting for him to yell ‘I don’t think god can heaR LITTLE GIRLS IN VICTORIAN NIGHT DRESSES’
@shinsouhitoshi35892 жыл бұрын
This is my unmedicated brain's thoughts at 1 am when I decide I actually wanna sleep final form
@jeonjunkfood3 жыл бұрын
im surprised "NOT FUNNYYYY" isn't here lmao
@whencatsinvade3 жыл бұрын
this made me realize how many topics he covered,,, damn
@lily_faito.28 Жыл бұрын
it doesnt matter if you found him from big mouth he is still a legend and will always be.
@LS-jj4sy3 жыл бұрын
I don't care for these new Nazis and you can quote me on that
@stupidkilljoy35163 жыл бұрын
I rewatched the over on the bench actual part with my classmates at least 20 times and died laughing every time
@ayellowpapercrown67503 жыл бұрын
I’m 100% sending this to my friends who don’t know who John Mulaney is
@lgbtpride71672 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have 1 minute and 44 second left Me: *T H I S*
@sarahy8703 жыл бұрын
THE FACE ZOOM IN FUCKING KILLED ME
@gloriacox99263 жыл бұрын
i paused it at exactly 1:42 and nearly died
@fakemint9343 жыл бұрын
“God can’t hear you.”
@AW-hn6ro3 жыл бұрын
"Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep"
@TarynXD24 күн бұрын
“Im putting wires into a board filled with holes to move the voices around” Killed me😂
@witherspoon1995 Жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, cocaine
@MsCatfish43 жыл бұрын
“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?” A cocaine comedown in a nutshell
@helens10163 жыл бұрын
Apparently John Mulaney has a very important place in Gen Z humor.
@CLUSTERFVCK3 жыл бұрын
this is my entire LIFE in a minute and 44 seconds
@S0U1K33P3R2 жыл бұрын
i was over on the bench, i was over on the bench, i was sittting over on the bench, I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH
@DevilGvts2 жыл бұрын
I think I've found my spirit animal
@cloudxchild71482 жыл бұрын
I love how "god can't hear you" is the last thing he says
@Toho1954andmore2 жыл бұрын
John:*raises hands* Audiences:INCREASING LAUGHTER
@heyyats3863 жыл бұрын
Doc: you have 1 min and 44 seconds left to live. Me: THE GAZEEBOOOO
@edensgm3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've watched kid gorgeous way too many times. I literally know what hes on about on every single clip lmao ik it all by heart aha
@softlikebambi2 жыл бұрын
… my brain around, 100% of the time? *Yes*
@shrubert3 жыл бұрын
I often get the 'Bread of God is Bread' song stuck in my head... I feel like this is not a normal thing to happen...
@xwolfx4444 Жыл бұрын
I'm a horse- iM a FuCkInG hIpPoPoTaMuS
@ultragrunt1599 Жыл бұрын
Now picture spider ham saying these things
@grimmquinn20032 жыл бұрын
"yE NEVA gonnA get thAt BEST BUY rewARds CAAD." This man-
@lavender36092 жыл бұрын
0:29 It always throws me off, I feel like someone donated to a stream I left open in another tab X'D
@rdg07222 жыл бұрын
Kid gorgeous is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@Dark.Animates9 ай бұрын
I am actively imagining Jack Horner and spider-ham saying this stuff
@beeziess3 жыл бұрын
i hate that i remember every single joke in the entirety
@user-yc8rr5un9w10 ай бұрын
the definition of chaotic neutral
@drweeb69_dr.pestilence652 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how many of his lines match scenes from evangelion
@giggity6942 Жыл бұрын
"Theres Nazis again!" "No." *Takes a shot of alcohol*
@_olli_96113 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Me, summarized in 1 minute and 44 seconds
@jessica23claire3 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s never watched a John Mulaney stand up show, I can’t even imagine the context of all of these 😅
@rosie23415 ай бұрын
“i was on the bench”
@galeforce31928 ай бұрын
Damn pity that this is missing "Now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that!" At the same time, the fact that it's missing is surprisingly appropriate. XD
@dehlilacoll43102 жыл бұрын
I MADE A SALED WITH CRAZENS
@akajulzzz3 жыл бұрын
“ i’m a fucking hippopotamus, ok ok ok ok ok ok”
@filipgibarac82833 жыл бұрын
His college bit needs to go into the hall of fame of bits
@11YoPEEPS3 жыл бұрын
“boom orange juice, thats life” - End of Evangelion(1997) dir. hideaki anno