The fact that the Parental Advisory sticker is changed to "Snowflake Advisory: Explicit Content" says everything you need to know about this album and its quality.

Kid rock makes music for people who think “Cry harder” is a valid argument

Kid Rock really lives up to his title of having the mind of both a child AND a rock.

Im glad that America has artists like Kid Rock for cringe diversity.

I thought it was bad this album was charting on iTunes, but then I thought about the kind of people who still purchase entire albums for 12 dollars on iTunes and everything became clear

Imagining the absolute hell of Marjorie Taylor Greene blasting this shit at a rally in the near future

Really wish Will Smith slapped Kid Rock instead

“To everybody that’s congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that’s not me. That’s actually Kid Rock.” -“Weird Al” Yankovic, 2021

"I hate to get political in a review" This album is more political than most Dead Kennedys records. You can't even touch it without getting shit politics all over you.

I love watching album reviews for albums I will absolutely never listen to because the way melon describes them are so fucking hilarious

There’s a guy in a big truck with a giant flag mounted to the back of it and some antlers on the hood somewhere that’s really upset with you right now, and he’s relying on autocorrect to help him write a really angry Twitter rant to tell you how dumb he thinks you are.

How nice of Kid Rock to put his own review for the album in the first half of the title

Kid Rock is like if Tom Macdonald became mainstream.

This the type of hip hop music that Ben Shapiro calls "real music" 💀

this album is like facebook incarnate

Wouldn’t have guessed the new Kid Rock album wouldn’t be good, what a twist.

Take note, MGK. This is your future. If you want to continue switching genres because you aren’t accepted anywhere, this is where you will end up.

Just because Kid Rock was slapped by Will Smith on grammy doesn't mean you have to diss him like that. Subscribed.

The icing on the cake is that you know he looked at that advisory sticker and said "this'll get em"

NO FUCKING WAY! Kid Rock really made a bad album? I, for one, could’ve never seen this coming.

Yes the album sucks, but Kid Rock is still traumatised from Will Smith assaulting him on stage, which has undoubtedly affected the album's quality. Maybe we should cut him some slack.

Rapcore buttrock is one of those genres that deserves to remain buried in the late 90s. Other genres from that period evolved and, arguably, got better. But rapcore buttrock is still the worst of nursery-style rapping and the worst of dad rock combined in terms of actual quality.

This album is gonna get a lot of traffic from those boomer dads that post angry rants in their cars.

As a proud Michigander I’m filing a cease and desist letter to the melon requesting to stop mentioning kid rock is from Michigan

Also this is probably a good time to remind everyone that in 2001, Kid Rock literally bragged about liking minors in a song in the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.

This one really surprised me. I was sure Anthony would love it considering the rave reviews Mr. Rock has accumulated in the past!

My favorite Kid Rock moment is when he was at the WWE Hall of Fame, looking like Dr. Phil dressing up like Kid Rock. He said "I'm so excited that I could body slam a liberal!" He got booed and started talking about togetherness shortly after

This is not yung lean

This is real music, not the mumble (c)rappers the kids are listening to nowadays. Im a 60 year old man from Alabama who was raised on the red white and blue,so its sad to see all these libtards like that raging against whatever band attacking our god lord and our america,, but kid rock is speaking the real truth🇺🇸🇺🇸respect!!!🔥🔥🔥now if you will excuse me, I think I just broke my back and a few other bones. this must be cancel culture’s fault… EDIT: Since someone mentioned Poe’s Law in these replies, I think I should clarify that this is a joke, and the last line is a pretty obvious indicator of that.

What kid rock did to Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London on “All Summer Long” should be prosecuted to the furthest extent of the law.

I live in constant existential fear that one day, at some point, I will come across a Kid Rock fan.

I used to unironically love kid rock when I was in elementary school through middle school. I was a really dumb kid.

His role in Joe Dirt is now his actual personality

Monster Truck: “I got respect for everyone around me, and I expect the same for me~” Kid Rock: **stamps foot** “NO!”

Love how he also said "fuck mainstream media" when he is, indeed, mainstream media.

I think Kid Rock is pretty in touch with current events and cultural attitudes for someone who is 79 years old

The album cover is literally Old Man Yells At Cloud

When you have people make music with right wing ideologies in it, you get Kid Rock and Tom Macdonald. When you have people make music with left wing ideologies, you get JPEGMAFIA and Run the Jewels. Im noticing a pattern here.

I wanna see Kid Rock and Tom Macdonald collab just to see Melons reaction.

Can't wait to hear the certified welders blasting this in their lifted F250 while cutting me off, and acting like I'm the dick head.

As a snowflake, I appreciate the heads up. Thank you Mr. Rock

Maaan, I'm still pissed Fantano never tore apart that new Aaron Lewis (Staind) record. For those of you who haven't heard, look up 'Am I the Only One?' It is the purest out of touch boomer pandering song I've ever heard and this review makes me wish Fantano talked about it.

First reaction was, "Oh, he released an album?", And that really says all that needs to be said I think. Hey Kid Rock, if you want to own the libs, they have to know you exist, dude.

Kid Rock is like if a pair of truck nuts were Pinocchio'd into a human being.

Wait... Kid Rock has 12 FULL LENGTH ALBUMS????

Kid Rock leading the creation of the "Trump Music" genre. Smart move business-wise for the same reasons as people release "Christian Music" - there's an installed base who will lap it up regardless of quality or artistic merit out of a sense of tribalism. Just a few cringe inducing bumper sticker level catch phrases and bam! Record sales.

Tom McDonald: I'm the most hated political rapper in the world right now. Kid Rock: Hold my beer and Cowboy Hat.

That part where Kid Rock sings "I think I just shit my pants" towards the end of "Fifty" had me dying in laughter!!

Time to a Kid Rock album tier list, but just make it D and F tiers.

You cannot tell me this isn’t parody with a song called ‘Alafuckingbama’ hahahahahaha I’m crying. Right wing ‘art’ is kindergarten level content and I love it

I’m legitimately impressed Kid Rock made 18 tracks pertaining to the same narrative. I definitely would have stalled at about 3.

"Not as much 808s & Heartbreak as much as it is Motel 8s & Heartbreak" no... Melon please don't give the hick hoppers any good ideas

You should've just given this album the same treatment as that Limp Bizkit album lolol

It's so sad that Kid Rock desperately wants to get "cancelled" but no one really cares. He isn't even saying controversial stuff, he's just spouting typical Facebook brewed conservative talking points. Kid Rock believes he's triggering libs but it's all in his head. He isn't triggering anyone and looking like the biggest snowflakes in the country.. just whining and complaining about the dumbest things. But get that money, Mr. Rock.. MAGA is gonna eat up this boring crap. Kinda ironic that he's being all bootlicking pro establishment while cosplaying being a "rebel."

Kid Rock grew up in a 5,628 square foot house. It recently sold for over $600,000. He has absolutely nothing on common with his fanbase and simply benefits from stumbling into a niche genre that speaks to the same people who flock to social media echochambers like Parler and Rumble after getting dunked on one too many times.

Have yall seen the Tucker Carlson interview he did with Kid Rock? Carlson said that Rock is "uncancellable." When in reality, he is never gonna be cancel cuz no one cares about what he has to say.

It's fine that you enjoyed the album, but chugging the beer in the mullet wig at the end was a bit much Anthony

Didn't think Kid Rock would hit Tom Mcdonald levels of low, but here we are.

0:06 I definitely believe it.

I don't know if you can do a full listen through like your Corey Feldman video but that would be sick

Review the new Valéria Almeida's álbum pls

I want that Death vinyl behind the melon

Motel 8's and Heartbreak

Gotta love how kid rock makes a song called don’t tell me how to live yet gets mad at others for just simply living their lives but not how he wants them too.. oh and still drinks bud lite.

No Tom Macdonald features, no mgk hooks, no disturbed beats, no staind production. 1/10

One of the tracks is literally titled "Ala-Fuckin'-Bama"

If acid reflux had human form.

so there's an old man who comes into my work wearing a Hoodie of Trump saying "Let's Go Brandon!" Is this where it comes from? Oh god...

So you're saying the album Bad Reputation may garner a bad reputation

"Damn, Kid Rock looks so cool sitting in that chair dressed lavishly while smoking a badass fat cigar and confidently looking down at the camera through his also very badass shades." - no one ever

Anthony, I understand you didn’t like the album but chanting ‘Mid Rock’ for almost 9 minutes really isn’t a review!

My friend met Kid Rock at a lake in Canada where he has a cottage and didnt know who he was, didnt get why the man was offended to not be recognized

“Old guy corny shit” is prob the best quote and most accurate thing from this video

Don’t tell me how to feel about this album Anthony

I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher suck helium and read excerpts from Twilight for nine hours than listen to one fucking second of Kid Rock.

I didn't know he even had an album out so this really did come as a shock, like you mentioned

This guy just couldn’t let Tom MacDonald steal his throne of cringe.

i'm surprised you didnt mention the 'i think i just shit my pants' line from the closing track

Raise your hand if you didn’t know Kid Rock had an album out.

this new theneedldrop video....... it's *GOOD*

This whole album could be described as that Wojak with a Smug Mask on while having a Burning Veiny Red face that's crying beneath it.

omg I've never been this early to a NOT GOOD, inject this right into my veins

When I was in Fallujah I was volunteered to go to the Baghdad Airport to see Kid Rock because I listened to "rock" music... FYI punk music is not rock music... I spent 3 hours on the other side of the airport eating cold apples under a tree because, I would rather have been clearing IEDs than watch a Kid Rock concert.

This was a very cathartic review to watch. Good job Melon, keep it up, love you

"motel 8s and heartbreak" haha good one anthony! i am outside your home

I think the color tint is off on my monitor because your yellow flannel looks darker.

That intro track is amazing tho I loved devil without a cause I’ve been waiting for a comeback to that

hopefully when he becomes Adult Boulder he can make a good album

The warning on the front is actually for him. He will be offended if you disagree with him or are not offended by him or even just react with indifference to him, like most boomers. Anyone who uses the term snowflake is always as fragile and white as snow themselves.

The font for “Kid rock” is the same as Kid A’s font and the “bad reputation” font is the same as the font tame impala uses.

You're getting pretty good at this kind of review! Nice job.

Kid A = Classic Kid Rock = NOT GOOD A Rock = Classic NOT GOOD

“Kid Rock” backwards is “dik kcor”… AKA “Dickcore”, which is also the genre of music he plays👌

Please do a review on 'Reject' by Bailey's Ghost, I do not know why this guy isn't in the big leagues already! You gotta check him out!

Favorite Kid Rock song is Fist of Rage. What's yours?

need a Tom MacDonald and Kid Rock collab ASAP !!!

Kid rock makes music for people who say they dont have any pronouns

I'm just wondering when you will review The Wizards-Purple Magic album.

looking forward to seeing this in a year

If it was a Taylor Swift album, it would have gotten a 4