Here’s the links for the weekly podcast! Thanks to everyone who has listened so far 😁 if you enjoy it and you’re kind enough to leave a review, we’ll read it on the show! PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-thequickslice-way/id1643069234 PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjFLOQDt86L8tsf0b0

The way she said “ew” to the cow being $500… how much did she think a whole entire cow was going to cost? I’ve never been in the market for a cow but I just feel like that wasn’t an unreasonable price 😂🤨

She knows her worth, says the lady chasing the young boy around the room whining to get some yammy lmao

My theories are that he's intentionally choosing these women bc he knows it won't last long & that his fam wouldn't approve. Also, he's using the show as a way to promote his 'music' on a wider stage

"The first time I've seen a white woman in person!" 😂😭

I thought I had safely scrubbed the word "skoodilypoop" from my mind, but then here you come.

Does Usman have a thing for elderly chainsmokers...?

kim saying "i know my worth" made me spit out my drink

I feel like Usman tricked both BGL and Kim into bringing gifts of livestock because he knew that would be offensive to his family and he just thought it would be funny. Kim says she won’t be second anything, but she’s the second person to fall for the livestock trick.

Ok I know this has gotten confusing for everyone, but I've been following this situation pretty intently, so I'm going to break down the hierarchy of wives at least as I see it at this point: 1. A younger woman who hasn't even been found yet 2. A PlayStation 3. A cow 4. Kim Hope this helps!

Always look forward to your uploads! Quality never wavers, awesome job!

I hate the insinuation that her having a lesbian friend means that she is one as well. Or that dating women is somehow different than dating men after their 7th breakup. Even if a woman happens to be bi, it doesn't mean she's hooking up w every woman she's in contact with

"the most elaborate way to start a farm in the history of the world" CRACKED ME UP - at least that would be more honorable than whatever Usman is probably up to

It is obvious that what Usman and Kim have is true love. When they are on the screen the love just ..... there are no words!

Ed's dog watching them argue was cracking me up dude omg

As an African im glad they called her out on that stupid bribe! WHO does that!! Im beyond shocked

"Ew" at $500 for a cow? I guess she wanted a discownt.

She must think that being the first wife means he loves her more. She would be perfectly happy to take him to America and leaves his other wife and child(ren) behind to never be seen or heard from again.

Usman is a hustler 🤣.... Full of patience too.

youre killing us all here dude, the " the dog is looking at the alcohol on the shelf everyone drinks too much and I gotta go to bed and wake up early" is just 💀💀💀💀💀

Your videos are already TOP TIER and hilarious, but adding that Andy (The Office) clip has me crying laughing and makes me love your channel and videos even more❤❤❤❤❤

"The most elaborate way to start a farm"😄😂🤣

How can Kim not see she's being scammed...what the hell Love your videos btw!

I've been with my husband almost 30 years. I took him out to dinner using a coupon. No bribing in this relationship. 😂

Thank you for saving me the trouble of actually watching this show. Keep up the good work!

You always penetrate the nature n psychology of human beings. Love ur work so much!

If Usman proposed she would jump at the chance to marry him. Kim is the only dummy in this scenario.

You are so casually hilarious, love the sarcasm!

give Kim a break she's worked so hard🥺 she went from potential to gf hopefully she'll get the 1st wife title too

Ed looks like he was bonked on the head and neck became stuck

You really need to do Chaz/Branwin from Love After Lockup. They need your talent roasting them

😅😅😂😂” if usman keep dating people he can start a farm” looool

Apparently this whole lesbian drama was just for the cameras (shocker!) and the woman who touched Liz’s arm wanted nothing to do with the narrative TLC was trying to spin 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ love your vid’s Slice! 😁

Never seen an episode of this show in my life yet I watch all your videos. Please keep it up?! Have you ever though about covering other dumpster fires like the bachelor!

Anyone else realize Big Ed looks like Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a child? His long hair is exactly Steven seagals haircut. And he is exactly Devitos height and body shape.

Liz wants to be an actress and I’ll give it to her she ain’t bad! 😂

Nothing brightens my day like a new video from TheQuickSlice! 💜💜

I do think it’s important to stress that while Ed starts singing his own praises over the lack of contact with his mom and daughter as some huge favour to Liz, he didn’t cut them off, they cut him off. He says her friend who is “bad for her” shouldn’t have been at the party and uses his mom and daughter to guilt trip but he openly stated multiple times that he had invited both of them, even after what his daughter did to Liz. I agree that they’re the most toxic on the show and one of the worst relationships I’ve ever seen on one of these shows, it’s actually horrifying that they’re still together Great video as always! Your commentary on these slow motion train wrecks is my absolute favourite

I ate an edible and was like .... Wtf to do now. AND THIS MASTERPIECE APPEARS!!!! I feel blessed. Thank you. Pls do UK 🙏🙏

I think Kim is more attractive than she thinks she is, but she eschews the styles (hair, makeup, wardrobe) that would flatter her, and same with the men she dates. It’s a shame that she’s running from who she is and trying to be something she isn’t with someone she shouldn’t.

The long awaited return of scoodillipoop (how the eff does one spell that?????)

New dating show idea: Big Ed is the bachelor and all the contestants are women Usman has charmed online

The last time Ed broke up with Liz, she told him he'd hurt her so bad that she'd rather try dating women than date other men again. Basically something every woman has ever said when we've been hurt and are just blowing off steam. The woman Ed is jealous over atm is/was a coworker who is a lesbian. He's got no real reason just his insecurities, as always.

I'm working, but ur uploads make my day. I was actually listening to old videos from u rn ahahha

It’s insane kimbaaarly is offended at the thought of being the 2nd wife, she was the one who invented that tier system. I would imagine the ranking would be equal & only upped if Use Man decided he liked one wife’s personality more. Her idea of having a hidden away in a dark place 2nd child bearing wife is ridiculous, obviously they would live together so the responsibility of daily life is shared. She needs to think on the reason people have shared households in that country, she is just ignorant to think you have a ranking system & wives for children or anything else. Delusional as per usual 😂😂

"Do you think I could take one of their eggs home?" Holy shit 😂😂😂

These grandmas are wild. To absorb toxic youthfulness of scam artists. They all deserve eachother.

So ready for sundays episode tho lol I lost it when they said the bull was a bribe but yeah they’ve been through Lisa so of course they’re gonna expect the worst 😂

What a lovely, normal and not at all toxic relationship Ed and Liz have. I think we should all aspire to have relationships just like theirs.

Always a good laugh....your commentary is awesome as always😂🤣❤

First time watching - your thoughtful, insightful, sarcasm is hilarious 😅!

I clicked out. Thanks for the warning. See you in the next one.

Yooo quickslice It’s 6am and I’m getting ready for school right now watching your videos. I always Rewatch ur videos over and over

Great work again Quickslice big fan of your channel and am LOVING THE PODCAST

Just the way you say things,your come backs are Hilarious 😆🤣😂🤣👊👏👏

It's funny because the background keeps changing when big Ed and Liz are arguing so I wonder how many takes this took 🤔 😂

you on one today Slice EARLY AF got ya boy excited 😂

What an amazing way to start my Friday!!!

Kim is so funny looking like she's from the Simpsons and little Eddy is so gross how is he allowed to drive

I love these videos, I need a weekly upload Slice 😅😊

I have complimented your snarky humor on a different video but I had to again. IT is so effortless I have to assume you are like this the rest of the time too. You crack me up.

Lol the part with the dog is fantastic 😆

Yes Slice! They are my favourite trainwreck couple, and I have been waiting for your update on them. Thanks bud!

i went to go show my wife a video from the other night and my whole history from today was your videos lol. love the content dude!

"do you think i could bribe your mom with one of their eggs?" Lmfao

I was so excited to see you had a new video update, I was jumping up and down! And I learned another interesting word, yammy! My vocabulary is growing lol big hugs!

i LIVE for these videos :DDD always having the best time

The greatest channel for this content! Thank U QS!

I’m new to the channel been binging for two days so satisfying 😂

Love you, QuickSlice!

You know BB Grl, any foundation for a solid relationship starts with a PS5, and A Cow.

OMFG I died when you used the clip of the Office hahahaha

Um, idk. Bribes can be a good way to start a marriage. My husband's grandparents have been married for 62 years, and that all started w/bumming a cigarette 😂

Usmans walking in with 2 cows.

Fantastic slice!

QuickSlice...man, you kill me!! 🤣 I now watch reality shows and just naturally hear you expertly truth bomb it all in my head 😆 Your humour is awesome man, Thanks from Scotland 👌

I feel like five hundred dollars is cheap for an entire cow, for an American anyway

Omgggg I’m so glad I found your channel !!

Shes making a cow offering 😂.

I have been absorbing all these “Quickslices” this channels reminds me some of Prim, which i’ve missed, obviously Prim has moved, AND IT’S FINE NOW, CUZ I’VE BEEN EATING ALL THESE SLICES!! Loving this channel! Love the sarcasm!! Too funny!

Thanks QuickSlice, this video made my day. Possibly my weekend. By the way, did anyone else noticed the Pepto Bismol on the counter behind Liz? I wonder which of them has GI problems? My guess would be Ed. He looks like one big GI problem.

I love your commentry.. makes me laugh all the time 🤣🤣 Also you should look into the reality show called Sister Wives...

My day just got better after your upload

I stumbled across your channel...and love it. You Content Creators are dragging the hell out of Use-Man and Kimbaaaaaaaaleee! And the fact that Use-Man thinks he looks sooooo good and has soooo much to offer a Woman makes me laugh hysterically!!😅🤣🤣😅🤣

Your videos are my favorite!

If your paycheck is like 500 at that age that’s sad I was making 600 paychecks at 16😂

Watching a slice of bread analizing reality shows>>>>>>>actually watching em'

I love this channel 😂😂😂😂😂

"I don't want to be a bother" lol

Love your commentary lol

"ew that's like my paycheck" Yea it's also like over a month worth of food homie

She bought a whole ps5 that cost way more than the cow I promise you 😂

Are there foreign women thatll buy me gifts and a cow?😂

Quick slice for my morning fix

Really like your vidyas. Make longer ones pls.

🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’ve been waiting on you!

I’ve been waiting for this moment

TW: big ed in general

I love your sarcasm 🤣🤣

New code for going #2: "I've dropped positive hints"