Yeah I teach my unruly classroom with a massive two handed sword... I threaten them with it saying "If you go to the police or tell anyone you know what I'll do." As I hold it up from under my desk. I rule my classroom with an iron gauntlet as I also wear a full set of gothic mid 15th century plate armor.

So relatable.

@yes LOL!

@@zanemob1429 the right way to teach

@@yes-rh9bg yes

6:38 on the right

@@SunlightGwyn most of the casters have poo brain and if close enough will use melee attacks instead of rolling away and using their significantly more spells one of the few exceptions is Logan.

@@championofthedarksoul4200 It's why he wears the Big Hat.

@@Lost77 To hide his giant brain

Hey, he staggered Artorias. Big brain Griggs knows what he's doing. His espionage ways are paying off.

My dear friend the cliff saved me that day.

Me to the archers in Mount and blade/ Chivalry

7:14

I really want to see it

Come to think of it why didn’t they? It would’ve been a lot easier I bet if they had armies or groups of warriors to try to link they fire instead of just one dude to do it all.

That would have been the coolest thing ever. If only your character could convince everyone to do that.

@@blackknight5465 I can’t entirely say, but a single dragon was worth 3 scores of Gwyns soldiers so I feel like eventually the bosses would slowly trim their numbers over time

​@@blackknight5465 Well to begin with, there's a difference between wanting to link the flame and having the strength to do it. Of those who were capable, a lot of them had no interest in linking the flame, such as Logan and his apprentice. Then, to link the flame you have to first reach Lordran. This alone is where most great warriors failed already, many perished before even reaching Lordran alone, let alone leading an entire raiding party inside without being separated by drakes, demons, hollows. Not to mention that Gwyn was probably not stupid enough to leave his kingdom open to attack by any upstart warlord, so the land of Lords probably had many standing and effective defenses against invading armies (take the knights in darkroot garden for example). Also keep in mind that most npcs you meet ingame are of Legend (even the crestfallen warrior is no small pushover), with the chosen undead being one of the most powerful humans to have ever existed by the end of the game by that point in time. Astora, one of the most advanced of the human kingdoms in the game, was almost destroyed entirely by a single great beast, who likely would have been on par with many of the opponents faced in Lordran. Hell, even a single Taurus demon could likely wreak havoc on several villages and a town before it is brought down with major casualties, just imagine what kind of destruction something like the centipede demon could do to a human army, they can count their blessings if they survive with half their men. So to perform a task like that, you'd need scouts who can effectively traverse Lordran without getting killed to avoid traps and ambushes, a way to bypass Gwyn's anti-siege defenses, an army of warriors capable of holding their own against adversaries even Gwyn's own knights struggled to keep at bay. And none of that is keeping in mind the effects of hollowing, or the massive amounts of resources an army of that size and power would require, even a small raiding party of powerful knights is something most kings could only dream of putting together. Even if there were kingdoms capable of this kind of investment, most of the outside world (Lordran as well to be fair) had apparently been torn to pieces by the hollowing of individuals, leaving many great kingdoms either crippled or fallen to ruin entirely. They could barely survive as it is, forget putting together an army. Seemingly, the Knights of Berenike are the only trained warriors who managed to reach Lordran either separately or together, but even they went hollow before reaching Anor Londo despite being among the greatest of Knights. The fact it was literal beef jerky packaged in filthy rags, imprisoned in a cell inside an asylum designed to keep the undead inside, that eventually achieved a feat most gods probably couldn't have achieved on their own if they tried, is almost insulting to the gods themselves.

Nah, if you look at the first fight, Patches does like two thrusts then kinda chills and watches the fight until Artorias dies, then runs forwards like he was fighting all along. That's totally the real Patches.

@@allenl5960 U right

He doesn't trust the clerics even for that.

@@allenl5960 nah patches is a real g, he’s a team player by letting the DPS do their work and coming in clutch to finish the job

2:47 he's just chillin

“How absolutely treacherous.”

confia bro, eso paso

@@fondestspark faith built

@@Dominated001 yeah xD

And that's why the call me "Big Hat". If you know what I mean.

Petrus is a coward, just like in the lore

Lautrec: "Keh heh heh heh..!"

Everyone in the raid group played their roles lol

That's why I don't blame Patches for him fucking up clerics

@@vacuousloki1648 His AI is programmed exactly for that. To make him run away. But he can NEVER ESCAPE TRULY.

when you get extra comfortable as DPS and accidentally agro the boss away from the Tank

@@C_The_Guy Feign death? more like real death.

Agreed, this was a beautiful moment

I'd give it to 4:44. With the buff on, he utterly annihilated Logan.

@@TheRobert2143 ikr it was a direct hit so it looked a lot cooler

Ikr. Also at 6:00 he is trying to get outta there 😂

I mean the whole land was somehow convinced we are artorias. So yeah. Maybe we are not so different after all.

panic roll HAHAH

Its only human nature to panic role

Yeah it looked like he staggered him all by his lonesome lol.

A bit of both perhaps?

"What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?" - very large archer

Gave'em a little doink

It was fucking badass

LOL

Mushroom: Well you're still not getting credit for that!

Logan (2017)

Lol omg and no one can refute him on that

If only there was iron tarkus and Havel…

3rd was closer, he could one shot Logan with his finisher like round 2.

I was expecting the wrong side to do the slaughtering

@@aryantiwari1945 yeah, in the second round around the halfway point he started focusing on the casters which were giving him the biggest issues. The third round they were there till pretty much the end which is what got him beat.

he had 4xhealth in 2nd round

@@MauiWowieOwie like everything, always focus on healers, then dps.

big group of strong men gang up on crippled ex knight to make sure he can't walk again

@@jinzogabriel1910 sounds like a gachi plot to me

How many times we got to teach you this lesson old man?

I laughed too hard at this comment lol

@@jpapa96 lol, you beat me to it

And he kept missing. Methinks the "big hat" gets in the way a bit

Jesus Christ has sufferd, been tortured and died to save you to pay off your sins. Please accept Jesus Christ and your salvation

@@vurxell2266 Wut bruv

@@vurxell2266 sufferd huh?

@@vurxell2266 that dude hit like a truck

Being ganked

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Wouldn't surprise me if Logan did more actual damage than half the group combined since he's only firing super hard hitting sorceries and rarely missing any shots.

Looks like somebody popped all their cooldowns!

Artorias has heavy magic resistance so he's not doing anymore than probably siegmeyer is

@@KaisTheFireWarrior it’s heavy compared to other bosses but with Logan catalyst at 45 and int my soul spears were easily hitting over 600 damage a pop and while Logan probably doesn’t do quite that much I’d imagine comparatively he still did significant damage

Yea with his infinite casts...

I was screaming the whole time "USE THE 2 HITS SWEEP YOU DUMBASSSSSSS"

It's not like the firelink gangbang was playing optimally either.

Closest we currently have is Ivory King with the 4 Eleum Loyce knights fighting their charred comrades while you bring 3 summons with you to the bossfight

To be honest, with how Dark Souls 1-3 allows you to summon people, it seems like all of the Souls bosses are also designed to be beat with multiple people. The only fromsoft game I can think of that's 100% meant to be beaten alone is Sekiro

@@willmael7914 Get a load of this filthy casual over here. "Wheelchairs exist, so it's obvious to me that everyone needs them!" Give me a fucking break.

The only boss that is almost made for co-op is orstein/smough and gargoyles. Even then you could beat them alone. Or at least I could.

@@JM-dy4ty dark souls bosses are meant to be beaten alone. They're also meant to be beaten together with help.

Yeah, Ingward kept being an idiot and trying to first fight Artorias and immediately paying for it every time.

Medal of honor goes to me for choosing to respond to this instead of the rp. :3

@@knightsona7782 Nobody deserves this pain.

@@goncalocarneiro3043 Okay, fine, I'll get it to it tomorrow, but only if you tell me I'm your little pog champ.

@@knightsona7782 If you deserve it maybe.

this is NG-7 backwards.

*Stadium Rave intensifies*

If Dark souls was an MMO Artorias would attack as twice as fast and have AOE's everywhere lol It would be cool

@@Lacriimah if Dark souls was a MMO these NPCs would be fucked because they couldn't stop his attacks and probably Artorias would spam AOE

ELDEN RING WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.

that fucking leo ring

@@kobalos7450 Artorias wore the Wolf ring, Ornstein wore Leo

@@barneystinson4289 yeah thanks a lot captain, now wich one buffed thrust attacks ?

@@kobalos7450 and wolf increases poise

Gustavo commented how often artorias used thrust attacks ... wich is the joke about : the one fucking ring he does not own... thank you i feel much better having to explain a bloody joke in a comment section

"Good lord, should have switched to Bloodborne sooner"

"What the fu-"

I always kill him, i dont want him to see how many times i died.

That's such a beautiful thing to say. Probably some modder might do it someday. But for now, at least we can say that we, "TheChosenUndead.exe" was the one who completed the pilgrimage on everyone's behalf, and they were technically our friends too. Pretty Heartwarming

There dead at: •Sen's fortress •the gaping dragon •the entire great swamp •the entire izalith •the drake bridge •anor Londo archers •ornstein and smough They can't survive any area damage so anything like the hydras, the bosses that yield lord souls, the iron giant, the floating skulls that explode before nito, sif, etc. would wreck them, but I'd love to see it

@@chankatime6861 I really don't think gaping dragon or O&S would stand much of a chance. You saw what happened to normal-HP Artorias, and those other bosses are much weaker. All the locations though, I could see them dying with their current braindead AI. Just straight up walking into entirely avoidable deaths. What I would find interesting is a party of all firelink peeps but played by actual people. No respawns. No leveling. Just roleplaying and teamwork.

@@deadinside9565 yeah but I'd be pissed when half my friends can't play anymore because they fell off ledges. But that definitely sounds fun and rage inducing

Yeah, but little we are talking about how well they distributed their positions, which was the key for wining against ×4 HP Artorias.

as always

Thats why they say, Magic is the unlockable easy mode! :V xD

Sieg perfect tank, stopped artorias movement while logan punished him😂

@@IHateYTIdentifiers Magic's not bad in DS3, though I say that as someone who doesn't usually play *solely* with magic. I always have a properly scale-able weapon as a back-up, using it when I need to conserve spell casts or if I run out. But yeah, I even made a spellsword sort of character that I really enjoyed. DS3 is very satisfying to play. I would easily say I prefer it over the original Dark Souls, in fact. Though it's not a fair comparison because there's just so much in DS3 and it has the advantage of improved systems and somewhat more finely-tuned gameplay.

Most of them had shields up. If they didn't he woulda hit more.

And he couldn't even charge several times cause got stun locked xd

Npcs are designed the be on a similar level to a player fighting and Artorias like many bosses is more designed for one on one fights the aoe effect of his attacks is to ensure his enemy has trouble escaping ha range rather than hitting multiple enemies so yeaaaaaahhhhh

@@themanoffate The real issue was him getting staggered non-stop on almost every spell hit, and half the melee hits.

Merlin beats Arthur alone

Not sure that Logan can win against Ceaseless Discharge...

YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAAASS!

7:24 he said: "Cool, i'm gonna go back to reading books.."

He drops a doggo companion

Soul of Artorias (guaranteed) (Allows the making of his armor) Abyss Greatsword (uncommon drop) Abyss Stained Blue Cloth (uncommon drop) (Allows the user to buff their attack after a long charge) That's all i could think of.

Doggie mount: 1% drop rate

@@sheefgrongus abyss-warding greatshield: immune to corruption while held (legendary)

@@sheefgrongus Piece of old blue cloth (rare): "A weird piece of blue cloth found between the body of the Abyss Walker, it seems that is not part of his own, since the size is too small in comparison. Whatever it is, it looks like it was important to him." White fur of Sif (rare): "A hand of fur of a white wolf. Wounded and close to death, Artorias did all what he could to keep his friend and companion alive. Thanks to that, the white wolf will always answer the call of whoever freed his friend from the abyss"

They were saved by their healing skills.

That armor has really high defense.

@@harveydarvey4585 the Cleric Armor is classified as a heavy set, but a lighter heavy set right?

@@AThing0 ya it’s a heavy set

it's because MIRACLE BUILD

LOL! I didn't catch that on my first watch. So random. "Ingward... where are you going!?"

"I'm fucking outta here dudes!"

I did not notice that at all 🤣.

Lol. Yeah. He just starts running out of nowhere, then B lines it to Artorias with his little sword only to get immediately pulverized.

The way he ran gives off the exact same energy as that video of the guy recording a fight with his laptop

Never play with honor

Lets be real Invading in its self is not ok. But the games are swarmed with invading griefers 😂

@@lewisjrl5859 invading is ok, though, play offline if you don’t want invasions

Can't express how annoying it is dealing with people who do. Especially when they are honorable AT FIRST but when you get one of them low on hp then they gank you

@@NoOne-ju8fi don't invade if you don't want to fight gank squads.

Giving From Software ideas to venture into MMO😅.

Playing keepaway

Big Fat Logan. everyone likes old bad jokes

Don't forget that walk at the end

Lol

I was also quite surprised with how long Crest Fallen lasted in round 3. He likes to parry, can't parry this boss.

More like camper

Mage without some tanks is dead anw

I thought you were talking about Wolverine

He's literally the meta.

His other attacks can be interrupted. Pretty much every time you see him get staggered, it's because he tried to do a different attack. His thrust is his only move that can't be interrupted. In other words, he'd actually win more easily if he only used his thrust.

@@giantWario really? I didn´t know that

in the 3rd round he hit a lot more people with his thrust than in the other rounds.. sooo

@@giantWario but he gets staggered multiple times doing the thrust, in the early part of round 3, fucking griggs of vinheim staggers him with a dagger as he's pulling back for the thrust

Maybe would be better vs the fumeknight

I wanted it to be against Dark Lurker.

Any fight with the Dark Lurker!

@@jankasolis61 with the fume knights absurd resistances health and damage firelink shrine wouldn’t stand a chance.

Ngl, considering how only 1 actual knight (crestfallen as well) is among them and the rest are merchants... RIP Majula against any boss... Maybe they could beat Last Giant or Covetous Demon, but I got major doubts against DLC bosses.

"I, I could do that." Proceeds to push cleric into nearest hole.

It's funny because petrus actually is a dirtbag lol

@@GenshinLover283 petrus is one of the only npcs I feel good about slaughtering

@@NoOne-ju8fi lautric? or is there a good reason that he killed my firekeeper? don't get me wrong, I don't care for her but my bonfire dies

@@fabi3790 lautrec is a dick, but I don’t include him in the npcs because he is someone you want to kill anyway

Yes, indeed. It felt cathartic.

It’s like if Arty was able to pull off his super sayian form at the beginning he would’ve killed all of them

ARTY

That's right

Don't worry, Logan got his revenge in the next fight

only fair if all of Firelinkshrine is immune to stagger as well

@@FabledStone the way staggering works, a dozen tiny attacks are better than single strong ones when artorias staggers the npcs they have actually time to recover between his attacks plus he often changed targets because it's just a simple AI while all the npcs have a single target they're constantly hammering on it's more about the fact he kills most of them in 2-3 attacks but because of the stagger he can only really use his thrust so the chances of hitting the same npc 2-3 times are significantly lower

@@brohvakiindova4452 Thats not really how staggering works but because of the sheer number attacks your explanation checks out. How staggering really works is that Artorias has 130 poise when not charging in the Abyss. That means a total of 131+ poise damage needs to be delt in the timeframe of 5 seconds for Artorias to stagger. So while true that the sheer number of small attacks did stagger Artorias, a single 2 handed Zweihander does more poise damage than three 2 handed Uchigatana attacks. And you can get the Zwei attack off faster than 3 Uchi's. Also Logan's Soul Spear does 80 poise damage leaving only 51 poise left over to be delt which either of the Sieg family could do with one 2 handed attack.

@@DorrionFinley you just explained that's exactly how staggering works I specifically said a dozen tiny attacks, of course a single player with uchi doesn't stagger as reliable as with harder hitting zweihänder 5 seconds is plenty of time for that many npcs to attack and the way the AI really sucks at positioning itself correctly for multiple attacks the faster hitting weapons do a better job stun locking that being said with the sheer number of NPCs, if all were using zweihänder it would be equally as good most likely for player weapon an estoc works similarly good for poise breaking as an UGS or in DS2 dual wielded clubs also wreck almost any staggerable enemy

Gael will rekt Wolnir since he cannot do Phase 1 in other maps

I think wolnir will win with the power of vape and a retarded health pool unless gael gets some lucky hits on his bracelets

@@hookoffthejab1 maybe, only thing i m wrried is if the thunder would damage wolnirs bracelets, if gael somehow reaches that stage

@@sudhanshusinha623 sorry I meant Wolnir I get the names conflated

@@AnthonyDoesKZfaq lets hope bonfire has some idea, if this fight happens in future... might b a promising fight?

i'm in

Close one lmao

He lost......

@@overlordofkebabs7779 Close one... You mean the one where he had 4x the HP ? Because regular Artorias just get wrecked XD (I knew it’d happen as soon as I saw the line up, but gosh I didn’t expect it to be so bad)

Wining or losing, playing soulsborne is always good lol

Lmfao. Great catch

And, apparently, onions

0_0

*Big Hat has entered the chat*

Big Hat Logan: Are you sure about that?

@Mrimchaelson Yep, because it’s often referenced in that kind of moments, just like the watchmen lines « I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me! »

Oh man I wish

What in gods name is your pfp it ain’t right I tell ya hwat

@@culture4519 magic

@@culture4519 Not just magic, it's pure sorcery

I kept thinking just attack the mages artorias!

@@wakkjobbwizard meh

You weren't wrong with big hat!!!

hope you didn't bet money on it

Siegmeyer never survives...as much as we want him to...

Firelink Shrine vs Kalameet is the coolest thing ever

PD: It will be better if adds Adult Sif & Ciaran vs Artorias.

"I am sorry, Artorias, but as a Knight of Gwyn, I cannot let such a powerful pawn of the Abyss escape. Come back to your senses and surrender now, or prepare to face us." If Young Sif dies during the fight, Artorias comes back to his senses, drops to his knees and, after crying for a while, he asks you to kill him. If Artorias is killed by Ciaran, cinematic with Ciaran stabbing both of her blades in Artorias, and whispering to him that his legend would not be sullied by a mention of his treason. If Sif kills him, Artorias falls to the ground, gives Sif a last headpat and tells her that she's a true warrior, one that defeated even Artorias. If the player defeats Artorias, "I don't know who you are, but please, finish what I started. Take down Manus, who I was tasked to stop"

As a battle NO

With his shield and Arm not broken and his dog in danger, no they would not

Epic meme. 2016 called and it wants you to go back there and never return here.

I support this!

Wouldn’t arch dragon peak just destroy Anor Londo? Unless we are also including irithyll.

@@MikeSmith-sz8my they could use the elite of irythill if they want, but if not just a bunch of silver knight

Not a bunch of enemy variety in this battle, but it might b fun to watch if it's at a good location

The return of x20health greatwood vs midir

Are you vaati?

@@Red-nl4lk No, I’m a dungeon master.

@@zkillyatt1738 can you make chalice dungeons less boring?

@@Red-nl4lk Sorry, no, try goblin dungeons if you want a lot of action, those suckers love traps.

But manus has a lot of magic resistance and fucking destroyed him. The end.