Tom Segura and also the Foo Fighters. Two of our greatest exports to Australia.

Go magpies(?)!

@@RoxorTehCoxor nah swans 😉

@@jameswilson2268 I've been watching super Saturday. Super fan, mate

New Zealander enters the chat, we often have to go to Australia if we want to see a concert or worse Auckland.

SEGURAAAAAAA!!!

*in a japanese accent* Seguuuuraaa

He's mexican

@@christofferbersau6929 He's Japanese...his name is Seguuuuuuraaa!

He's white, but Mexican. And Japanese but only by name

Pray do tell

Garth Brooks is a monster

The dates line up we know g did it

He's also a serial plane shitter. Who is going to stop this menace.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yes!!! To all Americans, if you can get it at Outback steakhouse it's probably not actually a thing here 🤣

I just want a Bloomin Onion while grilling some shrimp on the barbie and drinking a Fosters.

Onion grower from Georgia - "What do we do with all these onions?" .... marketing sales guy goes "I got it!" .... Aussie fam visiting America "Hey! Outback! We have to go there! ....look at the menu and go "what the fuck?" .... Yah, we know, we know, we called bullshit before you ever heard of an Outback steakhouse.~

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thats why he made the joke

I can literally see this story in my mind 🤣🤣🤣

I read this with an Australian accent in my head from the point that I saw “when she came across two…” with 0 delay in my head it it was slightly unsettling that it wasn’t intentional.

Did she catch chlamydia?

ROFL for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Koalas get *very* little nutrition from eating eucalyptus. It's basically the same (lack of) energy as pandas living off bamboo when they have a carnivore-oriented digestive system.

Check DJ Dad's Ducttape weather reports on the local news in cities across the US.. well worth the time

You saw the kangaroo line coming a mile off? You’re like a comedic savant.

Tim became a master of "100 miles away easy to see punchlines, but you have not seen that angle yet" in this special. Unlike his buddy Bertha, where you know the premise right away, but you had no fakin idea on the spin, cause that's only in Bertha's head. 2 Slots 1 Behaves 🐨

He can elevate even mediocre material with delivery alone. This was not mediocre btw

I'd love to see him report on the federal budget

You can have a cuddle after 🤣

Don’t come.

@@pusbys9730 you shouldn't worry so much, im sure he'll do the responsible thing and wear a condom while he takes that koala to pound town

The koalas have had a rough time after a good chunk of them burned to death in the 2019 fires…they’ll appreciate the love

The bugs alone have crossed it off my "to do" list ...

Hope you are recovering well!

was it a completely different set of jokes??

@@gixx3r The first 10 minute or so were all Australian jokes. There were definitely a few other jokes but most importantly was the way the show was structured. The Netflix special feels like a highlight.

@@tbeninjatiger That right there is how you can tell the greats. Opening with fresh, local material.

I was at the Sydney show…yeah obviously when the set is tailored towards your audience, it’s better than the one they put out for everyone. His joke about our indigenous didn’t make it into the special 😔

Koala bear ? 🤔

​@@Dr_KAP80% of wild Koalas have it.

@@Im-Not-a-Dog my comment referred to the use of the word “bear” 😂 a koala isn’t a bear it’s called a koala not a koala bear 😉

some Sheila:.......OI Did I fack a Koala lahst naht??

Also what many don’t realise is that the most common strain of chlamydia in koalas is chlamydia pecorum which is NOT transmissible to humans. The less common strain chlamydia pneumonie is transmissible.

Jim Jefferies did a bit on koalas also. Is he loved in Australia? He is pretty popular in the USA

@@stephen29 I'm sure he is loved too, I don't know his stuff

Had a friend who never heard of him watch it and he laughed his ass off. If you're a fan you enjoy it in a different level, that's art!

The eucalyptus oil soothes all that away.

Jokes on you, I'm into that!

I never heard it either

We could all use more koala friends

@@skipchylark1878 lol... Too bloody right, mate. =)

I think they purposely left jokes out to release on KZfaq to create traffic and fresh views and maybe also point people to the special if they haven't seen it. Pretty smart move.

​@bl0p3z01 100% I reckon there will be about 15_30 mins released go drum up views, for the special. I love Tom Segura, by far and away my favourite comedian (and im a brit so you know we clash with our US cousins) Glad to see more of this

Because there is no punchline?

@@bobzyurunkel The punchline is "you can fuck all the Koalas you want" I'm worried that you don't realize that's a joke and not an actual recommendation.

​@bobzyurunkel the punchline is you can go fuck koala bears. Tf are you talking about. Getting my passport now.

Hopefully the room treats him better than the court. He's a natural.

This one sure hurts the cheek muscles.

I tell you what

San Francisco sure is a pretty city!

Agree, I like this bits better than the netflix edit. Idk, there is something not organic in that edit.

I think the idea was to save the best for KZfaq to drive up engagement and draw on KZfaq. Probably didn’t want to go full Shultz or Gillis and post the whole thing on KZfaq. Basically getting some of that Netflix cake and KZfaq algorithm gold

@@TheDkbohde this is the only thing that makes sense

pretty typical of Netflix, acquire what the people want, don't let them have it. weird business plan. should have DIAF long ago. if the gas station treated me like netflix treats its customers I'd be all electric already.

Balls

It was his worst special ever. Fuck were you watching?

Of course it fucking is.

As a career long tom fan, i think it was his weakest special

It was absolute dog shit, I honestly can’t believe that set was for a special. I laughed maybe once.

Definitely a special for the ones who wear em high and tight. by far tim’s weakest special but hey he’s been fighting for this goddamn country overseas in fallujah, making sacrifices none of us would be able to do. Show some damn respect to the troops.

That’s a pretty good joke to be fair.

It sucked ass, he got too comfortable and it felt like he was on autopilot.

@@Japanda92agreed, can’t see how anyone thought it was a good special, I’d rather watch gringo papi

It baffles me every time I turn on 2 Bears and listen to Brent ramble for 5 minutes straight. Then I just turn it off and wait for the next guest host.

I agree completely. I was kinda disappointed, but only because I freaking LOVE Tom Segura's stand up. This one just wasn't up to his very high standard.

Its starting to sound like netflix curved a good deal of the set compared to what he was saying on tour. Im not talking about these clips he cut for promos but overall his tour was a lot darker if you will.

Hahaha what the fuck. Hard disagree. Best one.

@@hakke321890% of these jokes were told several different times from his many podcasts. The joke about when Joey Diaz gave him that gummy happened 1-2 years ago for example. His first stand up is by far his best one imo bc he wasn’t filthy rich back then. He’s getting hard to relate to most of his fans now. YMH sub reddit talks about it almost daily. He’s still one of my favorite comedians.

@@hakke3218 worst one by far.

Netflix doesn't want the truth to be known.

Then the LBGTQFU+ perverts could add another letter.

This special was my least favourite think only laughed hard 1 time the mom edible bit 😂👌🏻 his matured to much or I ain't grown up yet 😂 dude still is outstanding, had high hopes for pee leak risk and giggle snorts and struggle to breathe laughing when pre saved it and then watched and barely got a chuckle 😂

@@tylerlidster71 You can't assume watching a stand up special not in person to make you laugh like that. It just doesn't happen. I've seen sets from certain comedians live, and the exact same set on youtube. It is always nowhere NEAR as good if you're streaming it.

I saw him on this tour and can confirm. I fucking hurt from laughing afterwards.

and his special still rocks!

Netflix loves to censor.

@@Bmsol531 I'm legitimately surprised you were able to say the C word on here without being C'd.

Tom chose which bits to remove for various reasons.

@@UmadBro88 because he already knew NETFLIX wouldn't allow it, Why do you think Schulz had to do his special elsewhere? and not on netflix. Either you comply, or the Sanhedrin will black ball you. but i'm sure you're right, I'm sure a stand up comedian wanted to remove parts of his special because thats usually how it goes.