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@TheQuickSlice2 жыл бұрын
Who wants a floor steak!?
@komarublossom2 жыл бұрын
Me ugh😡
@FreeStyle7862 жыл бұрын
I only like Milk-steak
@Iknowyourehungrybitchhh2 жыл бұрын
Bring me my red bag with my make up ! 😂😂
@urbanohiogardener2 жыл бұрын
Depends on the floor. Hoarders house floor - no. Obsessive cleaners floor - maybe.
@racoonsentient2 жыл бұрын
I think we've all eaten taco bell steak before
@BooImmaGhost2 жыл бұрын
Emily is literally the type of person that wishes Kobe would be a genuinely bad father. He's not though so she has to be annoyed and make a problem when he steps in to be a dad
@MePatra2 жыл бұрын
That’s Kobe the baby us koban
@BooImmaGhost2 жыл бұрын
@@MePatra thank you! Edited :)
@Debra172 жыл бұрын
BoolmmaGhost I absolutely agree 💯
@Badthrones2 жыл бұрын
I hope she sees this comment. But i doubt it'd make a difference lol
@lunaballuna Жыл бұрын
Man, I can't stand the first guys brother. Reminds me of my shit head brother in law who lived with my husband and I for a few months before he got crazy drunk, threatened to break my husband's neck (his brother), and was screaming at me until 3am because I got upset 8 hours earlier that he ate the pizza I bought for myself. He was kicked out the very next day and my husband said that crap was never happening again. They better be careful bc drinking at 10am is not a good sign of a good roommate and he needs to grow a pair and move out into his own place.
@seagull35892 жыл бұрын
Is she really blaming her controlling behaviour on being a Virgo 😭
@findmeatthepayload58832 жыл бұрын
Gotta love people like that am I right?
@jupiterscrybabyy2 жыл бұрын
i mean, it IS accurate 👀💀
@RoarofdalioN2 жыл бұрын
@@jupiterscrybabyy no it’s not, it’s an excuse
@_septhyus_5072 жыл бұрын
@@RoarofdalioN she said it was accurate, she didn’t say it was a reason for her behavior ☠️
@RubyBlueUwU2 жыл бұрын
Like even if you believe in astrology wholeheartedly it still doesn’t excuse it, all signs have behaviour they’re supposedly predisposed to but we all still have control over our actions and behaviour, we don’t just get to be shitty whenever just because it’s our ~instinct~ to or whatever. Blaming it on your sign is basically just saying “I’m just like that because I want to be” and thinking that’s an actual reason 💀
@CBrown862 жыл бұрын
Kobe is such a sweet dad. She is surrounded by loving and supportive father figure men and she just shits on them all. I cannot stand her
@FreePigeon2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when none of those father figures have ever told her 'No'.
@smartyjonez5470 Жыл бұрын
Any man no matter from what country and no matter how little experience they have, is automatically a better driver that any woman no matter how much experience driving they have
@vroomvram Жыл бұрын
@smartyjonez5470 Get a life bro what r u doing ☠️☠️☠️
@dolbie3345 Жыл бұрын
@@smartyjonez5470 I'd say at this point in your life it would be better if you donated your peanut brain to science cause that shit needs to be studied if you think this.
@smartyjonez5470 Жыл бұрын
@@dolbie3345 I don’t think it. I know it.
@SN4ZZ2 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT stand Emily. I feel so bad for Kobe.
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
As soon as he gets his green card he won't need to depend on her and he'll find a woman he deserves. She is just a complete POS. No wonder she only dated men in jail, she couldn't get any better.
@FionavanDahl2 жыл бұрын
her dead eyes at 7:29 because she's not immediately getting what she wants without question
@FionavanDahl2 жыл бұрын
lmao Quick Slice is like "he wants to meet his son, but Emily has already met his son!" and that's literally how it works
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@carmellahoney359910 ай бұрын
he will do anything to rub up against white skin
@WaxCoolio2 жыл бұрын
Emily is going to be one of those moms that treats her son like her husband
@satuisaburda89692 жыл бұрын
This is painfully true.
@faithcosta68262 жыл бұрын
my god those emotional incest types 😭
@smartyjonez5470 Жыл бұрын
Any man no matter from what country and no matter how little experience they have, is automatically a better driver that any woman no matter how much experience driving they have
@WaxCoolio Жыл бұрын
@@smartyjonez5470 what? Lmao
@smartyjonez5470 Жыл бұрын
@@WaxCoolio I think I made my point clearly, women are terrible drivers.
@Sarah-mh5ez2 жыл бұрын
Emily is the actual worstttttt omg. I just realized-- if Kobe cant work for 6 months, he could stay at home and take care of the kid while Emily went out and worked?! The audacity of EXPECTING her dad to take care of them dsfhkjdshfdsj.
@savagequeen37982 жыл бұрын
she can't leave her son alone with Kobe... you saw how her mother was supervising them bc they were 5mins alone??? it is sickening!
@elsvaughn79596 ай бұрын
I understand her parents taking care of them, but the way she acts is totally gross
@SugaaShaniАй бұрын
Clearly her idiot dad has been doing it all her life, its second nature to people like them, that's why she is who she is.
@MrLaylapattie2 жыл бұрын
I really wish Emily could have just communicated beforehand about her idea of spending time alone instead of Kobe getting home right away to see his baby. Emily’s parents are right, she needs maturing (did y’all watch her buy her own engagement ring?).
@sheenalee76022 жыл бұрын
Yesss! I saw that 🤦🏾♀️
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@jennajackson630523 күн бұрын
And made Kobe look like a broke loser wtf?😩🤢
@ktsterlin9304 Жыл бұрын
The Kobe situation makes me genuinely sad.
@qualmless7499 Жыл бұрын
Right? He's so cute with Koban, all he wants is to bond with his son and BE THERE for both Koban AND Emily and she won't allow it at every turn. She is a vile human being.
@CookiehsAndDreams2 жыл бұрын
“How can America be South…when it’s here-“ I laughed way too much at this.
@RosinDaddy52805 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@docsantander2 жыл бұрын
The "how much moneeeeey?" Clip of Asuelu's Mom got me cracking.. I love your videos man, keep it going!!
@okoala622 жыл бұрын
Takes me out EVERY SINGLE TIME 🙌🏼😆 glad I found someone else in this thread that agrees!
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@jbdixon402011 ай бұрын
QS got me saying it anytime the word “money” pops up on 90day or LALU
@SuperBikeRacer72 жыл бұрын
That poor Kobe guy has a lifetime of abuse and parental alienation coming his way from Karen! May God help him and protect him!🙏
@whatfruit79652 жыл бұрын
Honestly if I was Kobe I would grab that baby and fly back to Cameroon.
@missdebbie81312 жыл бұрын
Parental alienation is the gift that keeps on giving. My husband, who is a great father and daddy, went thru this after divorce. There is nothing you can do once that stealthy brainwashing has set in to the children, because you wont know what is happening, no one is honest. If i had a nice daddy like that, i would like to think i would have been loyal and said "yo dad, mom says this and that" especially when his actions werent lining up with the lies being told. Personally it was disgusting to me to watch how rude his children were, how whispery secretive, and no amount of talking or reasoning cracked the wall of backstabbing and bullshit. People don't get this is a real thing. Parents need to remember that although the romantic aspect of the relationship may not have worked, someone can still be a great parent, and you are cheating your children out of an important relationship, as well as teaching them to be shady as fuck.
@gmarie3053 Жыл бұрын
Should’ve pulled out
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Her plan to be a single mom failed. She thought she couldn’t just get seed then get engaged and then push him and make it seem like it didn’t work out. She she’s getting mad when he’s just being a dad. She just wants her way for everything and it’s kissing her off seeing him be a dad. Watch out for any girl that follows horoscope And identify as one of the signs smh. She deff wasn’t expecting him to be a good person. She wanted to be one of those fake victim single moms for attention. She thought he would be messed up around her parents and just show the colors. But he already is showing true colors he a good dude and good dad. She’s fhat and don’t pay bills. She deff just wanted a black dude because what she’s sees on internet and figured she’s not going to live a normal life and get married have kids. So she went to China then saw Kobe and had bright idea to become a single mom. She just had to find the see. She prob thought he would never come America. But fhat whypipo girls like that suck the best D and they lick and suck and Breathe warm air all over your ball sack. Girls like that worship the balls so good. Best feeling in world when a fhat whyt chick that’s a 2-6 In hot scale. They always have the skills because they don’t have the 7-10 looks. But type of girl you never ever give a creampie with out contraceptive.
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@jacobhouck11822 жыл бұрын
I get mad watching every Emily scene. She's such an entitled child, and poor Kobe is an adult stuck with her
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
If he's smart, he'll invest in a trunk of condoms and get tf away from her asap. No wonder the only other men she's been with are all in jail. She doesn't deserve a good man.
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@SugaaShaniАй бұрын
He aint stuck, he has plenty of beautiful and respectable women in his own country, he should look there instead of america
@alexshank1414 Жыл бұрын
Emily’s father seems like a nice guy. He just straight up raised her wrong.
@captainomoplata643 Жыл бұрын
No he’s definitely a pos with a horrible demeanor and attitude, probably shit character as well
@caseyphelps623211 ай бұрын
@ImAKangwithnokingdomthat’s the problem,you shouldn’t give your kids absolutely everything with no work.
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@smyton4tw11 ай бұрын
@@Bando-fx4mfYou’ve posted this several times, and not once decided to edit the typos and grammar. Perhaps fix it if you want us to spend the time in reading it.
@andysux1Күн бұрын
@@Bando-fx4mfstop smoking meth
@ThresherSharkz2 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up Quick Slice posted
@paganorc Жыл бұрын
Patrick's brother is the "your cousin from Boston " guy.
@luisfelix20932 жыл бұрын
I’m not even into reality TV, but I can’t stop watching your channel. You’re hilarious. Keep up the amazing content!
@fedfan30792 жыл бұрын
This is how I keep up with the shows as well. I won’t actually watch them but this channel is great 👍🏻
@mattdagoat9668 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't of said it better zoot zoot
@mrod87 Жыл бұрын
This should be the show....the shows sucks...but this is awesome lol.
@williamezechel602311 ай бұрын
I agree. I wouldn't watch these shows but this channel is hilarious.
@zillthrill10 ай бұрын
Ive spent too days with these videos playing, dude is funny...
@texas254710 ай бұрын
shes the kind of girl that would keep their son away from him if they broke up out of spite.
@MzVagabond4 ай бұрын
She’s already doing it and he just got there!
@turnox24362 жыл бұрын
Kobe is a dream dad actually
@Taegreth2 жыл бұрын
Floor steaks are excellent, can't go wrong with extra mystery toppings.
@moonasphere2 жыл бұрын
I drop mine in the toilet and fish it out with me gym socks
@Apocketfullofbs2 жыл бұрын
Mystery toppings 😅😅
@fangal1211 ай бұрын
Floor spice makes it nice
@WellnesspodcastTV2 жыл бұрын
Emily's parents need to disown her. She is a disgrace. 🤢 🤕 🤮
@ketchupisasmoothie2 жыл бұрын
They created that monster.
@yoursweetestdream17702 жыл бұрын
@@ketchupisasmoothie And they continue to enable her bad behavior.
@sharoneuby-622 жыл бұрын
Emily's parents created and raised this. Good job....not.
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@HailHydreigon10 ай бұрын
Why disown her?
@tapset2 жыл бұрын
Emily is the poster girl for why you should use protection..and her lisp is annoying
@Thywarden2 жыл бұрын
I love how she yells "but there's a bed for you" being 3 times louder then him.
@ali_rm140i62 жыл бұрын
The thought of Asuelu eating an unripe orange then playing fortnight and falling asleep cracked me up 🤣
@okoala622 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@derekbos4404 Жыл бұрын
He literally did that at his son's birthday party.
@litneyloxan2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like mothers like Emily. My mom chose men over me my entire life. I put my kids first before any and everyone now and set the boundary immediately. Of course he wants to meet his child he’s never met before, she is not the whole picture and thinks she is.
@litneyloxan2 жыл бұрын
What you said about parenting was correct as well
@azazello1784 Жыл бұрын
I admire your mom. People should put their own interest first.
@nowaylaowai20419 күн бұрын
Sorry your mom chose men over you. Usually that's a recipe for disaster.
@ahelms19902 жыл бұрын
Emily is a horrible human being, it's funny that she takes up all the bed space and complains not to have enough room....
@12345Yeah2 жыл бұрын
That's a huge bi**h
@3D-Time2 жыл бұрын
Kobe is way too good of a man to be with a girl like her. I have to ff their parts because I can't stand how verbally abusive she is. She berates him and when he finally stands up for himself she acts as if she's a victim and her parents baby her. Its disgusting to watch.
@azazello1784 Жыл бұрын
No he is not. He is a low level immigrant.
@nikkilynn91222 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've disliked someone this hard since Ella good lawd Emily is insufferable
@debragodwin74082 жыл бұрын
Agree. Ella and Emily are my 2 worst ever!!
@mexy042 жыл бұрын
I don’t even watch this season. I can’t see her treat this guy like that. My daughter’s father passed away and I’d give anything for that. A loving father and is present and wants to be there. It’s just sad. It’s disgusting.
@marlaacolee2 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry for you guys’ loss. ❤️
@lilahmarie58462 жыл бұрын
Sorry that yall had that loss but I'm glad you got to have that time to know him❤
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@ArtsyHumanbean2 жыл бұрын
Wow the promo photo for Emily and Kobe is telling. She’s the center of attention, the only one looking out, and being looked at by her doting new fiancé. So weird but also on brand.
@12345Yeah2 жыл бұрын
@Jade B she looks like they type that black guys in the clubs in my town go for, they swarm around big heavy women I don't know why, I always noticed this when I go out 😂
@princess555o42 жыл бұрын
@@12345Yeah because big heavy women always say yes and feel just as good as other women in bed.
@Violett_Ginn2 жыл бұрын
@@12345Yeah oh you must live In My city 😂
@bandito241 Жыл бұрын
The photographer tells them what to do. Stop making things out of nothing.
@AlexisTwoLastNames Жыл бұрын
@@bandito241 yeah, but the fact they chose that pose for them is telling lol
@relivethesplendor93022 жыл бұрын
My heart is literally breaking for him. He's being denied of his own creation
@debragodwin74082 жыл бұрын
She makes me sick!!!
@luvbunny12372 жыл бұрын
Both of these comments are spot on
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@crimsonclover98712 жыл бұрын
Aseulu's mom is Emily's spirit animal. 💵💵
@Bhappi1372 жыл бұрын
AND …..don’t you think Emily will age in to Aseulus Mum when she hits 45
@Tarah-nnosaurus-rx64742 жыл бұрын
I literally don’t understand how a woman like Emily gets a man like Kobe and I’m single. 😂🤣
@neonZXk Жыл бұрын
Looks like it won't last long tbh.
@wren59 Жыл бұрын
I find that I ask myself that same question quite a bit watching these things, I see how people behave and treat people and I can't even find a decent human being to hold a conversation with.....
@caseyphelps623211 ай бұрын
Easy she poked a hole in the condom.
@Bando-fx4mf11 ай бұрын
Only whypipo who are racist think about the driving part like that. Only People that don’t travel think like that. What does driving in Amelia differently. He would be driving better safer here. In Cameroon to be a good driver you have to be good at it. She would dye driving in a 3rd world country😭. You have to be more alert. That was so racist not letting him drive and the video guy agreeing. That makes no sense. Only if traffic is on opposite side a person might have difficulty at first. Only some Midwest colonizer whypirson would say you can’t drive in America with your own son. It’s literally common sense. He would be so relaxed driving out here in America because it’s deff less chaotic roads then back home. No one says that people that have to travel for business and have to drive rentals where ever country they land in. Driving is driving. Have driven in every country I went to. Riding a horn isn’t difference anywhere else. Really racist and creepy and weird to think he can’t drive out here because he’s from Cameroon. I’m American and gotta say only ignorant racist Americans would think like that. People from India are here on business every day. No is telling them they can’t drive. How about all the tourists that come vacation everyday in the USA and get rental cars to explore the country. He’s no different. He’s one of those tourist. If he can drive in Cameroon he can drive here. I was very surprise the weirdo OP agreed with her thought on Kobe driving. Really only a Midwest racist weirdo lady or dude would think about driving in a racist way like that. Trying to treat him like a toddler.
@erickiyoshiphillips232311 ай бұрын
I would take my sin and go sleep on the coucj
@kolonarulez52227 ай бұрын
His implications that "she's 3rd world so she won't mind food dropped on fhe floor" made my jaw fall open. Even if its scripted that is such a vile way to treat someone.
@SynthRockViking2 жыл бұрын
All I can think of now, is a frustated Asuelu sitting under the tree and eating his unripe orange xD
@eugenecaio1592 Жыл бұрын
while his mother and sister yell at whoever on his behalf
@ToSimplyInspire2 жыл бұрын
Emily should set Kobe free and get with Patrick’s brother.
@Honeybulldog Жыл бұрын
No lol i actually like John
@theartistcherrypi6454 Жыл бұрын
His first mistake was getting that warthog pregnant. Now both him and his son have to suffer from his poor choices.
@popples96442 жыл бұрын
Lol, floor steak. You're one of the few KZfaqrs whose videos I listen to over and over again. They never get old.
@Space_Ghost_Hunter2 жыл бұрын
Same, this dudes writing is so on point
@Allyourbase19902 жыл бұрын
Any girl who has to explain the way they act by saying they are a Virgo , is just saying “I’m a terrible person “
@sharoneuby-622 жыл бұрын
She is a terrible human.
@Allyourbase1990 Жыл бұрын
@@sharoneuby-62 I agree fully with that
@paulorocky6 ай бұрын
I think anytime someone quotes their star sign it is to justify toxic behaviour.
@saiyajinbeard2 жыл бұрын
Emily is a good example of when an ugly person was spoiled their entire life
@jbdixon402011 ай бұрын
ayo 😂
@RachelMishael11 ай бұрын
Her CHIN/NECK is a sight to see ALONE, and her attitude and entitlement is the expired icing on the cake 😩😖
@tysonsutton96212 жыл бұрын
He took the time to learn Brazilish, so that gives him leeway when it comes to the floor steak.
@feliciahoyos2 жыл бұрын
Brazilish? You mean Portuguese?
@kokowatchout9552 жыл бұрын
@@feliciahoyos no, brazilish
@satuisaburda89692 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke on engrish
@tesytes318 Жыл бұрын
Yea that guy was being a real ass hole idk why . Like are they (buddies ) you know roommates and then this woman shows up and ends that unknowingly?
@willn86642 жыл бұрын
Patrick's brother was playing Animal Crossing.
@RosinDaddy52805 ай бұрын
❤😂❤🎉
@julief28302 жыл бұрын
Funny how Emily points out over and over "you aren't going to tell me what to do" yet she bosses him around. Living with my parents makes so much more sense...eyeroll
@realainsmcf2 жыл бұрын
The only man I trust to spare me from watching this nightmare myself
@ladyofnoxus67332 жыл бұрын
Yourwetsock is also really funny and saves us from watching this trash lol 😆
@Jenna-in4br Жыл бұрын
Poor Kobe, I'm feel so bad for him. It makes me so sad that she treats him like this.
@Vanessacurry84 Жыл бұрын
Why couldn’t she take him to see his son for like an hour or two then go have their night together??!! I don’t understand why she is such a selfish brat??!
@djchaiwallah2 жыл бұрын
Must be hard for Kobe seeing her sister and realizing how bad of a deal Emily got on the genetic lottery.
@GalenBirner-se5gh9 ай бұрын
They both used to look skinny. Emily just stopped caring.
@bspradley9 ай бұрын
"How can America be South, when it is here?" QuickSlice be killing me! HA!
@Debra172 жыл бұрын
I found that Hilarious when you said if a couple is boring they’re probably getting along…Hahaha
@andreawalestv10552 жыл бұрын
Emily: I don't want to pay for my own ring. Also Emily: I bought my own ring.
@cocofellas2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel sorry about being single, I always go to your channel. And the couples you talk about helps remind me that I’m better off alone (until God sends me an angel).
@FreeStyle7862 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the song ‘Angel’ by Amanda Perez
@MayFlora2 жыл бұрын
Same sis!
@bella37752 жыл бұрын
Same! lol!
@cocofellas2 жыл бұрын
@@FreeStyle786 MAN! That song takes me back and reminds me I need some mf eye cream!
@cocofellas2 жыл бұрын
I think I met an angel already…. I don’t know. I just pray that God sends him back into my life.
@notjulianne872 жыл бұрын
“ it’s just a shame Jesse wasn’t there to get angry about it “ so great
@hobknocker13742 жыл бұрын
Those beers that johns drinking look like some 9% voodoo rangers, 11 am and slamming those? I’d be concerned too.
@coahomma67942 жыл бұрын
Omg I recognized them too lol
@ladyofnoxus67332 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a day off?? Lol idk 🤷🏾♀️ I mean still no excuse for him to be a complete ass.
@tapset2 жыл бұрын
@@coahomma6794 Dude's gonna be tanked in an hour
@homedeezyfasheezy5662 Жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it he did look IPA drunk. Glossy eyes, confrontational attitude, sloppily preparing food. Definitely checks off the boxes of a few IPA drunk indicators.
@asmodiusjones9563 Жыл бұрын
He was definitely drunk in that clip - that’s why he accidentally flipped the steak on the floor.
@ekat12 жыл бұрын
I have covid right now, and I literally almost died of coughing because I was laughing so hard at, "In America, it's considered rude to move into someone else's house and refuse to eat their floor steak" A+
@thanksforreadindmyunusuall33467 ай бұрын
Did you survive?
@ekat17 ай бұрын
@@thanksforreadindmyunusuall3346 I did! And now I've just laughed again remembering this experience 😂
@xMrsGontierx2 жыл бұрын
"he would eat an unripe orange" sir I have died
@adrianagalatar94802 жыл бұрын
I really like Kobe, he seems like an educated man.
@angietsiganova91434 ай бұрын
“Just the slice” is what I keep putting into my search…. But the algorithm comes through EVERY 👏 TIME 👏
@unfinished8kt2 жыл бұрын
I love how anytime there’s a steak people still mention jesse
@isisclark53892 жыл бұрын
Emily and Kobe’s picture for the show perfectly reflects their relationship 😭😭
@stephenschuster99292 жыл бұрын
I would really love to see you do videos on "I Love a Mama's Boy" I just started watching it and it's absolutely atrociously cringe 😂
@LetsplayIndieGamesChannel2 жыл бұрын
this is the best way to watch these weird shows! these videos need to be longer and more frequent! best narration ever XD
@mickik.66032 жыл бұрын
This man absolutely deserves better. she is the most selfish and entitled woman I think I’ve seen on this show yet, she’s absolutely appalling. I truly feel bad for him for having to even having to put up with this at all and what’s even more heartbreaking is that so many single parents out there would kill to have a partner like this especially with how devoted he already was with his child he’s never met.. Sick
@Jenna-in4br Жыл бұрын
It's such bs that her dad has to provide for everyone, is Emily not capable of having a job or something? That only one with an excuse is Kobe because he can't legally get a job, what's her excuse?
@justdej Жыл бұрын
Exactly! And she kept saying, "I've been doing it on my own," which couldn't be further from the truth.
@mikayla12922 жыл бұрын
emily pisses me off so much omfg
@drewmiller59428 ай бұрын
I wish I had a dad like him.... wow. Emily is a horrible person.
@RubyBlueUwU2 жыл бұрын
The overwhelming ignorance of some Americans to everything and everyone else in the world is truly astounding. “Does she know what beer is” what is wrong with this man lmao.
@Jaliscia.D2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU !!!
@josalindhawkins98402 жыл бұрын
It's call sarcasm...
@RubyBlueUwU2 жыл бұрын
@@josalindhawkins9840 first of all nothing about that indicated sarcasm, he’s just that dumb, and second of all this is no defence when that “trying to get Americans to name 3 countries that aren’t America” video exists.
@m.s2829 Жыл бұрын
@@josalindhawkins9840 bruh he wasnt sarcastic stop being stupid. He is just rude
@RubyBlueUwU27 күн бұрын
@@josalindhawkins9840it almost certainly wasn’t sarcasm but if it was he’s overwhelmingly terrible at delivering sarcasm or making jokes or conversation in general. Either way he’s an idiot.
@FatTitsFatStacks Жыл бұрын
Emily is a real piece of work
@BenKellyMusic922 жыл бұрын
Emily is a woman void of all perspective 🤦
@sponish02 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the sound effects for the game were added in by production and not actually coming from the tv
@jhngamingetc2 жыл бұрын
They sounded like Nintendo sounds and he's definitely holding a ps5 controller
@princesssmileyface912 жыл бұрын
Emily is the worst, I can’t believe she made Kobe, wait to see his son, whom he was excited to see, then kicked him out of the room. I know some women who would kill to even have their kids father in the same room with their kid. Smdh 🤦🏻♀️ and I really wish she wouldn’t use the “I’m a Virgo” argument, my mom is and fiancé are Virgos, and they are nothing like her.
@RoarofdalioN2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand the way she speaks to him like he’s a little kid
@cpt.lounatic40102 жыл бұрын
Whenever someone says “im this way because im an “astrology” sign”, thats their way of saying im just a bitch and have no plans in changing the way i act.
@davideugenediaz2 жыл бұрын
"Your steak's choking her." The number of times I've heard this sentence.
@tiamohammed44712 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for Kobe..
@angelsunlight2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about you today and was hoping that you were well!! 💘🍒 you’re one of my top five fav KZfaqrs fr
@alexis-marie_99202 жыл бұрын
what is the brothers accent??? is it a product of the alcohol?
@catrinacrystallina2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s a slurred Boston accent for some reason
@alexis-marie_99202 жыл бұрын
@@catrinacrystallina yea i thought so too maybe he has a lisp
@tjj20402 жыл бұрын
It's a Boston accent. John is older so he picked up the accent and I think the family moved away before the other brother was old enough to develop the accent too
@Big5mokE7196 ай бұрын
The guy chugging a beer while alarms are ringing and people are choking to death is 1000% the person id trust to cook a steak lol
@clandestineworm5 ай бұрын
The photo of Emily and Kobe says everything. She's very self-centered.
@Tysiabuchanan2 жыл бұрын
Literally only ever great content my day is made so pumped lmao
@SnakeDoctor3032 жыл бұрын
Had to come back with more to say. Emily is one of the MANY women in America that once they have a child, they instantly know everything about everything
@jacobhouck11822 жыл бұрын
She's a child who thinks being a mother levels her up, without actually taking responsibility for things
@debragodwin74082 жыл бұрын
Yes plus she’s let herself go, expecting him to be as attracted to her. She thinks she holds all the cards. Has the baby, he’s here on a visa. When he’s legal I hope he dumps her fat ass, and finds a kind woman he can co parent with.
@princesssmileyface912 жыл бұрын
When I worked retail, new moms were the worst, next to Gen X people lol
@arnold8746 Жыл бұрын
@@princesssmileyface91 except Gen X'ers are pretty great people all around. It's once you get into millennials and Gen z that you get the entitled little turds.
@noreligi0n Жыл бұрын
@@arnold8746you’ve obviously never worked a customer service job lol. Everybody’s entitled but Gen x entitled and they think they’re superior to everyone younger than them so they treat you like shit too. Don’t even get me started on how they treat you if you look different than what’s normal to them
@Curly_Queen_Bee2 жыл бұрын
I’ll just say it. First off I’m mixed with Caucasian and African American, my husband is Caucasian. The looks Emily’s family give her, plus the comment about if he will be comfortable here…. I know those looks. They are concerned about him being darker and making the family stick out. My sister-in-law and mother-in-law treated me the same way. They didn’t want me around because I “stood out”. If he was from Europe with tan skin they wouldn’t be concerned about anything. Those looks I know all to well. They are what I call hidden racists. You see this A LOT in liberal people. They say things that make themselves look good however they worry about skin color more than anyone.
@tjj20402 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@kevinsaviro27082 жыл бұрын
Honestly i think you’re digging a little bit too deep into it.
@bandito241 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@markus7166 Жыл бұрын
Liberals are the most racist group of people in this country
@Supermoneygang1210 ай бұрын
🙄🙄
@sanecatlady2 жыл бұрын
You're my favorite commentator, you make me laugh so hard every single upload lmao I needed this today
@sahara40522 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who thought she was using coercion when she wanted him to sleep with her on the day they meet at the airport? It felt so off it's like she was saying 'sleep with me today and you can see your son tomorrow' which is literally a form of sexual harassment. I think he is actually a good guy and would make a lovely father but this woman is not it she is literally creating a barrier between him and his son which is completely not ok. I would never do that to my man and I know there are so many other women that would be happy to have someone like that. She does not know what she has
@nardagraham10022 жыл бұрын
Actually Patrick didn't meet Thais just once. He was in Brazil visiting his dad, met her on an app. And then he visited her several times in Brazil.
@alexhinkle98112 жыл бұрын
Quick Slice right into my heart.
@zombieponcho Жыл бұрын
2:31 "If I want to be an asshole and an alcoholic I don't see why people want to oppress me for it and not let me be my authentic true self." I couldn't live with someone that annoying.
@emilydavid64312 жыл бұрын
Ok a beer in the morning is already kinda a rocky start to the day. Especially when the beer is a Vodoo Ranger which is 10% alcohol 🤦
@Bhappi1372 жыл бұрын
I feel Emily’s Mum and Dad enable her
@julief28302 жыл бұрын
Completely!!
@kristyphanhsena30162 жыл бұрын
YAY new video from The Quick Slice! :) Been rewatching all of the other TLC videos over and over for weeks
@ryanhowell82 Жыл бұрын
Mr.quickslice your commentary and breakdowns of these interactions, is so on point I find myself saying thing like “yes! Thank you” and it’s a lot of fun for me to listen to! Thanks for all the lolz
@davidsonwilliams26162 жыл бұрын
You’re the only channel I follow that I genuinely get excited to see you posted lol always a good time
@tundeolabisi52242 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite channel on KZfaq! Great stuff
@Jessjessthemessmess2 жыл бұрын
Omg to see this video in my feed made me soooo happy! Thank you, QS!
@Hippieskippie2 жыл бұрын
I really look forward to your uploads! I watch the show but always love watching others views on it! Can't wait for the next video!
@alliereesor1152 жыл бұрын
I AM a parent so will comment about Emily 'kay? She should have weaned her toddler and taught him to sleep in his crib long before his father arrived. Koban should've slept in another room. Emily confuses lazy parenting with bonding, it's not. Her "routine" is a joke. That sweet child's a bit behind the game. She's not making him more secure, she parents for herself and her needs. I often had my babies in our bed the first year but by 6 months they mostly went in their crib for regular naps and bedtime 8pm- sunrise. A safe happy place- THEIR space, with mobiles and stuffed animals. Routine at night that age: bath, rocking chair with story and bottle, singing and down, turn music and nightlight on, say goodnight blowing kisses. Mine were happy and secure and slept through by 12 months, would wake up and play and coo for a few minutes. Of course I went to them through the night when they woke. My babies were bonded, secure, happy and smart. Honestly no shade on an innocent child, it's the mother at fault - He's approaching toilet training age, Emily seems reluctant to let this baby develop.
@madisonfilho82 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@GuitarGuy6502 жыл бұрын
A child raising a child.
@RubyBlueUwU2 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Not setting up a routine (or at least trying, jeez!) at this age could affect the kids ability to sleep for their whole life, formative years are so important and a parent holding the child back like that could be really bad for them in the long run. Congrats on the effective routine, you sound like a good parent!
@500sensationalsalads52 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't Koban sleep with the baby? Is it a safety thing? As in the child is more at risk of suffocating?
@oliviaroos91522 жыл бұрын
🙄🙄 congratulations on being a perfect mother. I'm glad you can diagnose another family's situation from 2 clips on KZfaq.
@Cluv22 Жыл бұрын
She's giving Virgos a bad reputation. I'M a Virgo and I don't even act like this. Jesus!!🙄🙄🙄
@merittsnaivete23342 жыл бұрын
i’m so waiting for an update i’ve watched and rewatched all your videos😩
@danniedeceivo64702 жыл бұрын
never clicked so fast
@kayla123ism2 жыл бұрын
God she’s awful. Truly would never be able to put up with her