World's Funniest Confessions 4

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@Musclemommyy 5 ай бұрын

Thank God I was almost alone with my thoughts for a second

@mariahlamb2983 5 ай бұрын

I literally got stressed with my own thoughts 20 min ago, panicked and ran to this video for solace. Cody worked like a charm as always

@neelmehta9092 5 ай бұрын

is everyone mentally ill in the comments? genuine concern

@jameshurley4959 5 ай бұрын

@neelmehta9092 it's 2024 we're all mentally ill

@condelgizzlo1445 5 ай бұрын

I've found a solution after being heavily addicted to constantly watch youtube, get a hobby, get out out of your comfort zone and still watch your favorite youtubers guilt free

@clairesilvermoon 5 ай бұрын

FOR REAL

@Pure_Lard 5 ай бұрын

“Alzheimer’s runs in his family, but diarrhea runs in his jeans” is fucking hilarious though

@Random-sk6hm 5 ай бұрын

It's giving Ellis Grey and Kaitlin Bennet

@AJ-bk5qj 5 ай бұрын

crying at the fact that cody didnt get it😭

@koffz-nl2118 5 ай бұрын

it's even funnier cuz you could interpret jeans as genes. its wordplay

@Pure_Lard 5 ай бұрын

@@koffz-nl2118 yes, I'm pretty sure that was the intended joke. Which also makes it even funnier that Cody didn't even realize.

@name.333 3 ай бұрын

@@Pure_Lard i didn't even realise it was a joke until i saw you explain it LMFAO ty for ur service

@calebduarte5255 3 ай бұрын

"i take massive dumps every time i use the bathroom. i just can't figure out why, it's impossible to diagnose. anyway i eat 4000 calories a day"

@littlehellman8198 Ай бұрын

Some mysteries just can't be solved

@NotSoCrazyNinja Ай бұрын

4000 calories is not a lot when you have a lot of muscle. Back in my prime when I did a lot of hardcore mountain biking, 5K calories a day was nothing. However, eating a lot of meat and not enough fiber will lead to massive dumps. One week I got on a "I only want ham and cheese sandwiches" and by the end of the week, I had a turd so massive I had to do something I have never done before.... I had to dig that mofo out, of my hole. I've had my share of massive dumps and it's always on a high meat/cheese and low fiber diet. The largest birthed turd (one that came out without me having to intervene) was so big I literally had to pick it up and throw it in the trash (using gloves of course). It was after a trial run of a carnivore diet. It came out no problem, but the toilet hole was literally too small for it. I'm not about to cut up my crap. It either flushes or it gets tossed in the trash.

@doebuck Ай бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinjaOH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@vu8563 5 ай бұрын

7:31 how Cody instinctively looks out the window after saying “oh fuck kitty im close” as if he’s not filming himself for all of humanity to see 😂

@psyience3213 5 ай бұрын

i saw that lol like his mom might be around the corner

@argent5196 2 ай бұрын

Difference is we know the context. If someone just overheard him saying that..they wouldn’t 😭

@kenz9541 5 ай бұрын

the way “blue alien cat daddy” perfectly describes sully from monsters inc too im crying

@jocey5591 5 ай бұрын

That’s what originally cemented the thought that he she was talking abt Sully from monsters inc💀 that would’ve been way funnier

@newp0rt 5 ай бұрын

yeah sullys nickname is kitty. if he never googled jake sully i wouldve thought it was normal sully the entire time and i just missed the lore in monsters uni that his first name was jake bc i never watched it.

@xannas.9207 5 ай бұрын

Cracking up thank you

@noahrusk9982 5 ай бұрын

Literally

@jasmynaminah 5 ай бұрын

the fact that sully’s first name is james doesn’t help either

@aubryellaotero1064 5 ай бұрын

Everyone saying they’re having lunch while watching this and then Cody just drops multiple graphic poop stories

@pinkwitchalley 5 ай бұрын

thats exactly what i was thinking T-T

@elizabethsodimu9457 5 ай бұрын

I don’t consider myself squeamish but as I am eating my lunch while watching this I’m feeling queasy 😭 And I’ve seen a lot of poop working at the hospital😭

@bug_hates_hugs7763 5 ай бұрын

I did have to stop eating

@sindu8272 5 ай бұрын

me too holy shit 😭😭 (pun intended)

@sourdough6653 5 ай бұрын

@@elizabethsodimu9457I read this like you see poop that works at the hospital

@keatonscreations 5 ай бұрын

Watching Cody discover the Poop Knife story was like watching 1800s pioneers discover TV for the first time. I am filled with joy

@beepbeepboopbop1425 4 ай бұрын

Ik this is probably one of his funniest videos.

@hadriandwyer2191 3 ай бұрын

the what

@Karamarika 5 ай бұрын

I have a male cat (neutered) who likes to drag a brown blanket down the hallway nearly every night. He holds it in his mouth as it drags between his waddling legs, all the while he is making a wailing/howling sound as he makes his way to the living room. He stops just inside the living room, making sure he is positioned well for his audience on the couch, and proceeds to hump the blanket until he is satisfied. We call this "Toby Time." His name is Toby, in case you didn't put those pieces together. He also likes to suckle on hair like he is nursing from his mom. He's an odd nut.

@ShySamSky 5 ай бұрын

Oh yes cats love to suckle on hair had an orange cat do that to me.

@koffz-nl2118 5 ай бұрын

awh thats so cute. wish i could do something like that in front of my family. but i think theyre too prudish for that.

@Wet_dog.44 5 ай бұрын

I’m actually fucking crying w laughter

@Honeymooncake 5 ай бұрын

@@koffz-nl2118this made me cackle out loud

@elizahidk 4 ай бұрын

We have a cat named toby too

@sydwharris01 5 ай бұрын

Literally was eating mac and cheese…lunch ruined.

@etwanican_7439 5 ай бұрын

More like Lunch enhanced

@RJiiFin 5 ай бұрын

The parents came home?

@C3p0pussiboi 5 ай бұрын

*lunch seasoned*

@mailekeech7595 5 ай бұрын

I’m sure the poop storied didn’t help either

@prosandcons-fl2cc 5 ай бұрын

mac and cheese. and chocolate. wtf Cody

@pixels4331 5 ай бұрын

time to eat lunch i guess

@matthewprd 5 ай бұрын

Facts

@everyoneelsemovedonfan 5 ай бұрын

On jah

@AlzMarioWolfe 5 ай бұрын

Time to make an actually original comment I guess

@bsings7928 5 ай бұрын

Skip a couple minutes around 8:40

@Daan113 5 ай бұрын

Õhtusöök

@theflickchick9850 4 ай бұрын

The entire Mike x Sully segment had me laughing so hard that my core physically hurt. "SULLIVAN SLAPPED HIS BRO MIKE'S ASS" Im still laughing oh my goodness

@yuriosato3565 5 ай бұрын

The 'I can't eat without watching Cody" gang is gonna love this one. 😂

@Chlobro 5 ай бұрын

That farting husband story made it hard to eat my lunch, but I had to persist because it’s Cody o’clock

@sarahs8924 5 ай бұрын

i actually had to stop eating💔

@shookqueen4497 5 ай бұрын

it grossed me out a bit too much too

@imkeelinit 5 ай бұрын

Same, had to try to mentally separate my food and the stories lol

@syaamr2_ 5 ай бұрын

LMAOOO

@nomoretwitterhandles 5 ай бұрын

The way I would've divorced him too 😭 I'm into MEN, not BABY BOYS... a fart is natural, but good lord how often does one NEED TO RIP ASS? I can't even recall the last time I sharted!!!

@dontjudgemycuriosity 5 ай бұрын

The Avatar thing is wild enough, but I’m crying laughing at the idea of a marriage being destroyed over Sully from Monsters Inc. Honestly a heartthrob

@ellec7188 5 ай бұрын

Just wait till you hear the mustard guy who got a divorce

@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner 5 ай бұрын

@@ellec7188please continue

@chaos.5736 5 ай бұрын

@@ellec7188Now I'm scared.

@La-PetitMort 4 ай бұрын

He was actually my first crush as a kid. I thought he might smell nice and be warm

@dontjudgemycuriosity 4 ай бұрын

@@La-PetitMort LOL! I knew there would be someone. In hindsight, as a toddler I thought I wanted to marry Barney the dinosaur, so this makes perfect sense tbh

@krib4785 5 ай бұрын

the "recent searches" at 7:18 killed me. great stuff as usual zade & cody

@Kingbimmy 5 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for pointing that out, that’s fuckin hilarious 😂

@barbara20214 5 ай бұрын

The thing about eating lunch and watching Cody is that it’s a great experience until you inevitably get to the ten minute section about shitting

@samservin1658 5 ай бұрын

Perfect timing for my unpaid 30 min break at work

@emlucky 5 ай бұрын

We are all just living the same life huh

@dc7993 5 ай бұрын

@@emluckynah i get 45

@user-lh6eo4kr2p 5 ай бұрын

Unpaid hour let’s gooo

@anthonyernst999 5 ай бұрын

@@emlucky I'm unemployed

@dc7993 5 ай бұрын

@@anthonyernst999bro has the unpaid 24hrs

@georgiab7490 5 ай бұрын

Jake Sully farting at my wife's friend's baby shower bc he ate a wheel of Irish cheese is a roleplay I never thought id see

@lizzie8026 5 ай бұрын

that made me laugh way harder than it should've

@johanrojassoderman5590 5 ай бұрын

For the first one, where did he drive if he lives next door? "I thought the stories were tasteful and true to the lore" is such a funny statement in the context. Imagine saying that to the husband and him being like "Oh, yeah. Reading it again I can see they really nailed the lore-friendly immersion. I'll let you off the hook this time"

@horselover8851 5 ай бұрын

Cody and I vocalizing “deer lord” and “dear god” to the “making Mac n cheese” at the same time made me laugh so hard

@westernsadness4910 5 ай бұрын

"but diarrhea runs in his jeans" WHY DID CODY JUST SKIM OVER THAT MASTERPIECE

@darkloathe 5 ай бұрын

cody reading a monsters inc smut fic was far from anything i ever expected

@tyamizuki5304 5 ай бұрын

Please this is just making me want Cody to read bad fanfics again. I loved that shit.

@jmonkey440 3 ай бұрын

Now I'm imagining Mike Wazowski yelling, "Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeee!" to Sully, & I'm dying. 🤣

@coffeecallie5093 2 ай бұрын

I'm dyinggggggg😂

@trash_bender420 5 ай бұрын

There are two wolves inside you: One is making mac n' cheese in the daughter One is making hot dog soup in the son

@Kingbimmy 5 ай бұрын

I simultaneously love and hate this 😂

@dprdenny 5 ай бұрын

would you rather mac n' cheese daughter or hot dog soup son?

@fairynatty 5 ай бұрын

“in the daughter” is crazy bro like why did you say that😭😭😭

@tayybabyxo 5 ай бұрын

THIS COMMENT OMG 🤣🤣🤣

@trash_bender420 5 ай бұрын

@@fairynatty direct quote from Cody in the video lol

@mo_zubia 5 ай бұрын

Jake Sully / Sully confusion got me too. The ‘blue alien cat-daddy’ didn’t help 😂

@Quzga 5 ай бұрын

And in the end cody mixed him up with Mike lol

@skylardustin7467 5 ай бұрын

@@Quzgano he didn’t, he was reading smut about Mike and Sully together

@trooton 5 ай бұрын

7:19 the other things he searched 😭 I love Cody's editor

@hellokelly3 2 ай бұрын

The airplane toilet impression at 13:58 sent meeee

@WaywardVector 5 ай бұрын

Not Cody reading Mike Wazowski/Sully smut while I’m eating lunch 💀I almost choked when he pulled that sht up

@meeeepmoooop 5 ай бұрын

Same😭 I paused to read it.. haven’t laughed this hard at something in a fat minute

@sonjagonikman426 5 ай бұрын

Shit had me screaming

@fairiefighter 5 ай бұрын

he really commits to the whole bit

@kjadan101 5 ай бұрын

12:26 The lining of all our intestinal tracts is covered in mucus, & people can pass mucus instead of feces, especially when they have chronic bowel conditions. That man should have seen a doctor ages ago instead of tormenting his wife & beclowning himself with an illness that’s probably relatively easy to treat.

@Monoiru 5 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t say easy to treat it can actually make you so sick you have to remove your intestine

@RONANAWAY 5 ай бұрын

@Monoiru It honestly sounds lile a horrible thing to have, but from how the post is worded, sounds like the guy didnt really wanna do or try anything to actually address it. Also maybe lowkey a fetish??

@roryquinn8257 5 ай бұрын

yeah I was about to say, dude used his IBS to torture his wife

@kjadan101 5 ай бұрын

@@Monoiru Yes, that’s why I said “probably”. It could be something very serious (or gotten very serious due to neglect), but 4 out of 5 times it is a food intolerance or immune disorder.

@brittastrophe 5 ай бұрын

thank u for introducing me to the word “beclowning”

@anyssia8334 4 ай бұрын

5:24 Cody got too into character. He lived a whole life in that one stare at the end lol

@jessicaholscher4097 5 ай бұрын

19:19 it's about domination. Both dogs are like, "i'm the boss!!" If both dogs look like they are having fun, it's probably just a fun little competitive fighting game, but if one looks distressed, they might actually be fighting or causing harm.

@NotSoCrazyNinja Ай бұрын

Gay animals do exist Jessica. It's not always about dominance Jessica. But yes, any behavior from pets should be monitored regularly to get a better idea of how they're feeling and if they may have any medical issues. Two male dogs humping and having fun while doing it with no obvious signs of distress probably means they're gay. If aliens came here and saw two men humping and seemingly having fun, is that a dominance gesture? I mean yeah, you may have your tops and bottoms, but at the end of the day, they're just gay Jessica.

@Machinte 5 ай бұрын

I never want you to say "kitty, I'm close" ever again, cody

@ariusraygn 5 ай бұрын

Never in my 30 years did I ever think Cody would mention Bad Dragon in my entire life

@Sleve-McDichael 5 ай бұрын

Except he called it Dragon Dildos ® 😂

@hamonrye7415 5 ай бұрын

every furry watching just perked up

@notsafef0rlife 5 ай бұрын

@@hamonrye7415its gross

@Kingbimmy 5 ай бұрын

He didn’t even call it the right name but we all know what he meant 😂

@AmirPrinceling 5 ай бұрын

Of course the furries pop out at the mention of Bad Dragon

@davycard760 4 ай бұрын

Okay closing the lid before you flush is actually a VERY good idea. The force of the flush can sometimes aerosolize the water so you end up with poop particles floating around and thats no bueno. So yeah, if you're going somewhere that has a toilet seat cover, use that shit before you flush

@Lewis_music 5 ай бұрын

@ 12;53 when cody said "I really enjoy doing this and i hope you enjoy watching them" I was like aw dang this is why i love cody

@Monoiru 5 ай бұрын

As someone with ulcerative colitis, that comment about the mucus man needing to be addressed is spot on. The dude sounds like he might have IBD. Usually mucus tends to come out when you fart, when your bowel is highly inflamed and needs to be treated asap. Gross yes but that’s bowel disease🥲

@sonjagonikman426 5 ай бұрын

Literally like homie desperately needs a colonoscopy

@sinexus 5 ай бұрын

I have IBD too - Crohn's on my end. First thing I thought was that this guy needs to get checked out. I've had loads of issues in the past with adjacent issues and I clocked almost immediately 😂 Hope he gets the help he needs. Also hope you're doing good with your UC!

@Monoiru 5 ай бұрын

@@sinexus thank you! Had a huge flare up a few weeks ago but went back on double treatment so I`m doing a bit better here today^^ Hope you`re doing good yourself, I know Crohn`s can be really hard:(

@Monoiru 5 ай бұрын

@@sonjagonikman426 oh for sure. But tbh he might not know that he might have that issue. He`s responsible to get that checked out. I walked around with mucus in my bowel for a year before I was sent to colonoscopy by my doctor. Granted I wasn`t taken seriously until I started having blood in my stool but still sometimes we think these issues will just "pass by" usually don`t and can turn into worse...

@sonjagonikman426 5 ай бұрын

@@Monoiruthat’s so valid and unfortunately true…but like assuming this is real and the wife just wants to leave him is like crazzzy. Like how is it easier to assumed your husband is like addicted to sharting than yo he prolly has a problem?

@vibesofsasha5287 5 ай бұрын

That Avatar / Monsters Inc. mix up made me cackle, especially because my first thought was Sully, the airplane pilot who landed in the Hudson

@Jesusfreak653 5 ай бұрын

same!

@absentmiller3973 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for posting Cody, I work in a mental health hospital and I get really tired and drained at the end of the day but your videos bring me back!

@tannercraven3910 5 ай бұрын

man let me say, i love when a cody video is 20 mins long, i need more cody lmaoo. its 3 to 5 minutes more to my unwind time, much love

@katierose6703 5 ай бұрын

The way Cody looks over his shoulder after reading the sully and Mike erotica 😂😂😂😂

@clickbait9125 5 ай бұрын

LEAST LUNCH FRIENDLY Cody-Ko video in a hot minute. Just thought I'd spread the word to anyone else halfway through a sandwich like I was...

@mr.teezee 5 ай бұрын

Why is every comment about lunch on here?? Haha

@lifewithlis_k 5 ай бұрын

these are SO GOOD! Definitely my fav series of yours

@sarascott201 5 ай бұрын

Was doing my makeup for work while playing this in the background, the making the Mac and cheese in the daughter line and repeat made me laugh so hard it poked myself in the eye with my mascara 👍🏼 thanks chodester

@mcp7055 5 ай бұрын

cody uploads, and i start trying to figure out whats for lunch

@magicwillyC 5 ай бұрын

meatballs

@mcp7055 5 ай бұрын

well i know it wont be mac and cheese now...... 💀

@noneofthiseverhappened 5 ай бұрын

KZfaq MODS!!!! BE THE REASON THAT LUNCH COMMENTS ARE NO MORE ON CODY KO'S CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!! AND MY LIFE…IS YOURS…

@ifeyanishaminya 5 ай бұрын

Don't even bother eating lunch while watching this. I almost lost my appetite with some of these stories lol

@M_T240 5 ай бұрын

⁠@@ifeyanishaminya yeah I had to pause a couple times due to this 😂

@rileyjane6762 5 ай бұрын

the poop knife story is one of the funniest things I've heard in a minute

@thehousecat93 5 ай бұрын

A true classic of the Internet.

@Kingbimmy 5 ай бұрын

The first time I heard it was on Smosh Reddit Stories, and it was a banger 😂

@flivver2527 5 ай бұрын

@@Kingbimmyis it on iconic aita video?

@aphonic2276 5 ай бұрын

Cody I beg you to do more of these videos. This is genuinely your funniest series beside the love at first kiss one

@adamfnandf 5 ай бұрын

Every now and then Cody drops a line that just reminds everyone he’s still totally a Canadian. This time it was calling Mac n cheese “Kraft dinner.” I absolutely love it 😂

@Keykers1 5 ай бұрын

tried to scarf down my salad through that middle story, man it was tough...

@Gundumb_guy 5 ай бұрын

I took my dad to an Indian restraint for lunch one day, years ago. It was the first time he ever had it and it totally wrecked him. 3-4 hours later this guy was ripping ass and it smelled borderline illegal. We had to run to Home Depot for some supplies and I find him at the end of the paint section peeking across the isle towards the samples with tears in his eyes from laughter. He had ripped one by himself and quickly evaded as he saw people coming. A dude walks up then shortly later another dude walks up. They both must of took a whiff at the same time because they immediately side stepped each other and glanced at one another with a look of absolute disgust. I assume it was like the Spider-Man meme where they are all pointing at each other and it was, in fact, hilarious. We left before it became too obvious and my dad still brings it up to this day and damn near laughs just as hard as he regales everyone with this timeless classic.

@camillap10101 5 ай бұрын

it had me cracking up😂

@bonesreds3062 5 ай бұрын

thats fking hilarious😭😭

@flivver2527 5 ай бұрын

My wife is literally on the floor crying after reading your comment

@finnianday Ай бұрын

Did he enjoy the Indian food tho

@jojoturtlezeppelin4172 2 ай бұрын

Airplane toilet.. every time you said “those things suck” my heart skipped a beat from laughter. 😂😂😂

@miroshima47 5 ай бұрын

Hope you actually do enjoy making these Cody and aren't saying that ironically bc I sure as hell love watching them. our sense of humor is too aligned now to ever stop 🤣💙

@MrCrockaG 5 ай бұрын

All the comments about grabbing lunch only for Cody to talk about poop for half the video.

@Pengu274 5 ай бұрын

Ngl I think Cody had too much fun this time. I'm going to have to turn him in to the fun police

@Username_Not_f0und 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ManicBubbles 5 ай бұрын

As someone who’s been battling with constipation for the past 4 months and the massive dump story was Heaven to my ears I’m so envious

@thesound4997 5 ай бұрын

The “you need to leave” at the beginning hit so hard

@natrosenquist 5 ай бұрын

To be fair I ALSO thought Jake Sully was Sully from Monsters Inc. lmao. I was like, "Is Sully's real name Jake? Is this lore idk about?"

@kaibaiarrio1299 3 ай бұрын

Its funny because his first name is actually James, so another J name

@CrownedYeti 5 ай бұрын

Ok, but pausing at 7:22 and reading that excerpt from the fanfic was way more wild than I thought it was gonna be jfc

@armata_strigoi_0 5 ай бұрын

Truly insane. It's like a combo from a pro boxer, every line is a punch from an unexpected angle. Hardest I've laughed in a while.

@Random-sk6hm 5 ай бұрын

JFC?? What does that mean?

@tamara6360 5 ай бұрын

Had to check it out after reading this comment. I find it hilarious that there is a reference to Madagascar 2 with "I like them big. I like them chunky". At least I directly heard Moto Moto sing the lines from the movie. 😂😂😂

@annie-up8xt 5 ай бұрын

@@Random-sk6hmjesus fucking christ

@babyfacedslutbag4880 5 ай бұрын

@@Random-sk6hm"jesus fucking christ"

@ninatabatchnick8963 5 ай бұрын

yall eating lunch when u watch cody but i just listen to him while i do chores and it is SO effective my house has never been so clean

@mearaholubiwich3089 5 ай бұрын

Yk I can usually sit down and eat my food when watching Cody, but I had to put the noodles down for this one.

@alimckinney7407 5 ай бұрын

I feel so bad for the FBI agent assigned to monitoring Cody’s search history…

@Separatechurchnstate743 5 ай бұрын

Cody has Pavlov’d you all into becoming hungry for lunch when he posts

@vykepp5709 5 ай бұрын

I've been going thru an extremely tough time lately, hearing other people's problems makes me feel better. Love from 'Berta!

@mysticmaidenmagic 5 ай бұрын

gagging and laughing at the same time at most of these

@y0wl0o64 5 ай бұрын

The "Im just fuckin pissed of hes straight" had me on the floor

@intothemystic5223 5 ай бұрын

I hope that woman sees her neighbor describing it as "Mac and cheese" and never speaks to him again. I wouldn't.

@jules2cool277 5 ай бұрын

Yeah soo gross the way he talked about it eww

@nahimgood4 5 ай бұрын

Fr. That whole story just made it seem like he had some sort of revenge plot. If i was that girl i'd be revolted tbh

@androow1983 5 ай бұрын

It's most likely just a joke. Y'all try to make everything a problem. How can you be this insufferable? Also, it's not really wrong, is it? It does sound like that. Grow up.

@jules2cool277 5 ай бұрын

@@androow1983 All we said is we find it disgusting. Stop being condescending.

@androow1983 5 ай бұрын

@@jules2cool277 OP said that they hope the woman finds out and leaves him because it's "disgusting". It's none of their business, and to make such a comment when they know nothing about the person is very weird. Also, are y'all children? If you're genuinely disgusted by it, then you have to mature up.

@jaydedavidson2532 5 ай бұрын

this is literally one of the funniest vids i’ve ever seen cody was quick with it today

@ari3242 5 ай бұрын

This video once again served as a reminder as to why i don't watch Cody's videos while eating

@crit_bot 5 ай бұрын

The look Cody gave, followed by "Kitty Im close" gets an immediate like on the video from me. That is hilarious 😂😂

@candacecandace6416 5 ай бұрын

I once dated someone that had a poop wooden spoon for the same purpose as the poop knife,, the fact it was made of wood still haunts me, like I can't imagine the bacterial growth

@dabnietapp8344 5 ай бұрын

Your videos make me cry laugh sometimes. I appreciate that.

@yourmom-mp1qt Ай бұрын

i’m crying the continued shaking of the head

@konnordonnelly2226 5 ай бұрын

Bro can we get a series where Cody just reads out of pocket fan fiction lmao

@tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 ай бұрын

Totally unrelated, but theres a fitness influencer named Stephanie Buttermore and she bragged about reading over 140 books in a single year, and she posted a link to a GoodReads site in an attempt to showcase some of her books, turns out she put the wrong link and it showed all the smut she had been reading. She immediately changed her GoodReads name to Claire and tried to put it on private, pretending it wasn't her account. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just love how weird people get about smut.

@emma-sk3jw 5 ай бұрын

i would have to change my identity and flee the country, oh my god

@user-fg6dd1dl8d 5 ай бұрын

I mean was the 140 including the smut or not because that number got more impressive if there was massive amounts of smut on that reading list too

@tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 ай бұрын

@@user-fg6dd1dl8d yeah it was mostly smut that she was reading, and trying to pretend that it was mostlt novels or scientific books 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kingbimmy 5 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious, I only recently made a Goodreads account. That’s so great 😂

@AYVYN 4 ай бұрын

This just gave me an ingenious idea

@kahliplays197 5 ай бұрын

Awesome a new Cody Ko video! Can’t wait to sit and eat my dinner while watching!!

@melanieanne5285 5 ай бұрын

“TURD TONGS!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that’s the tool my family needs. 😂😂

@nomoretwitterhandles 5 ай бұрын

That Southern "I always thought they were gay..." cracked me up because I talk just like that

@ghoultooth 5 ай бұрын

@@Random-sk6hm🤨 You’re misrepresenting us, bro.

@Ash-Ketchum702 5 ай бұрын

The way he said “what is the poop knife” cracked me up. I watched that part like 10 times

@aaronhall4520 5 ай бұрын

I cried laughing for like a solid 3 minutes about the "mac n cheese in the daughter" bit.. that voice and sentence killed me

@livheid4498 5 ай бұрын

this was the funniest video he’s done in a bit, the other ones were funny too, but i was DYING

@tidmouthmilk12 5 ай бұрын

The tonal shift between the heartfelt plea for liking the video and "I take huge dumps" completely floored me 😆

@LordOfTheGoop 5 ай бұрын

I also think it's wild that the parents were so mad in the first one, like 24 and 25 years old is not an age where your kids sex lives should be a concern of yours

@baileyj7968 5 ай бұрын

Right?? I’m 22 and I’m having my mom take me to the doctor soon for a minor procedure (they’re giving me drugs so I need a sober driver) and the other day I was worrying about how they’re probably going to ask me if I’m sexually active in front of my mom but then I was like, I’m a grown ass woman. My mom won’t care that I’ve had sex. Why am I making this weird?? Like, it’s one thing to be mad that your 15 year old is having sex, but someone in their 20s who has a job and pays taxes? How do these parents think they ended up with a kid in the first place 😂

@gregorygreen3764 4 ай бұрын

Almost died from the retching I went into from those last two stories. Not sure if I can listen to these videos while driving into work anymore lmaoooo

@rivermitchell4219 Ай бұрын

making mac and cheese in the daughter is a crazy phrase

@juliaanievas5943 5 ай бұрын

Love that we’re all eating our meals with cody lol love u chody boy

@danielthomas5667 5 ай бұрын

That first story is so clearly made it up it’s absurd hahahaha, clearly written by someone younger who has not had sex - “we all need to talk this out” - no you don’t!!

@Yannisaudre99 5 ай бұрын

Was literally thinking the same!! Haha

@cameronhayes5393 5 ай бұрын

Just got done binging every episode after I saw three and I see this released. Rad.

@TamiaTheNerd 5 ай бұрын

The casual look behind to see if anyone saw you while reading fan fiction was felt

@Belelelekake 5 ай бұрын

That sully/mike fan fic that Cody pulled up was absolutely unhinged

@zoey3420 5 ай бұрын

thank god I was starving

@MMMbutofCOURSE 5 ай бұрын

not me snorting in the middle of my lunch at work reading this comment. i imagine everyone in the comments of cody's videos literally eating their lunch at work but this comment made me picture someone just sitting in a default sims ass living room staring at a wall like a looney toon, and then when the desktop lit up because cody posted, they went, "thank god i was starving." Then they got up to make mac n cheese. like everyone here is eating at work and then there is this random npc programmed to only be able to eat when cody posts. i'm nostril exhale laughing istg

@oliveraddison6143 5 ай бұрын

@@MMMbutofCOURSE🤣🤣

@the_sad_gecko9783 5 ай бұрын

Redditor try not to lie challenge (impossible)

@anubisgodofdeath420 5 ай бұрын

16:00 for real though, my uncle has the same issue. I one time went to his house and saw a decorated knife for the bathroom. I asked him what it was and he said “I don’t take a dump, a birth a shit” and I never used the bathroom in his house again.