What Your FFXIV Jobs Says About You

  Рет қаралды 284,855

Kougaon

Kougaon

Күн бұрын

Outro music: ceruleancerise - cosmic space latte Thanks to arof for timestamping!
00:00 Start - Spoiler Warning
00:05 Paladin (PLD)
01:06 Warrior (WAR)
01:48 Dark Knight (DRK)
02:26 Gunbreaker (GNB)
03:19 White Mage (WHM)
04:09 Scholar (SCH)
05:00 Astrologian (AST)
05:58 Sage (SGE)
06:35 Dragoon (DRG)
07:40 Monk (MNK)
08:24 Ninja (NIN)
09:08 Samurai (SAM)
10:04 Reaper (RPR)
10:55 Black Mage (BLM)
11:28 Summoner (SMN)
12:08 Red Mage (RDM)
12:58 Bard (BRD)
13:40 Machinist (MCH)
14:21 Dancer (DNC)
Not Pictured: BLU
discord: / discord
/ kougaon_
/ kougaon_
Thank you to / ryumaxx_ for art!
Music that isn't FFXIV or specified is from:
BGM:dova-syndrome dova-s.jp​
SOUND: Otological otologic.jp/free/bgm/recent.html
@FINAL FANTASY XIV
#kougaon #ffxiv

Пікірлер: 837
@musashihumar
@musashihumar Жыл бұрын
I actually have played WHM while both high AND drunk at the same time. Kept an entire party alive during a Vauthry run. No idea how I managed that.
@benjaminbaird-kerr3500
@benjaminbaird-kerr3500 Жыл бұрын
If the party’s at my place and I’m still awake when everyone leaves fuck yeah I hop on WHM wasted
@ltrpwd
@ltrpwd Жыл бұрын
Try D8. I know people like to shit on it but it gives me this super strange focused high that slows down your perception of time. It’s like cheating, between GCDS it feels like I have ages to figure out the most optimal next cast, totally good for reactionary jobs like phys ranged.
@Miriam_J_
@Miriam_J_ Жыл бұрын
Ngl I play white mage like this a lot lmao. It's not hard, especially once you get access to level 60 abilities. I imagine other jobs would be far harder while crossed, I just love playing White mage and doing my silly little spins
@gokukaa
@gokukaa Жыл бұрын
Too relatable. That is Monk for me. Rotation stuck in my head for 5 years now.
@jimmorrison4ever529
@jimmorrison4ever529 Жыл бұрын
I'm a black mage Main so imagine how I felt trying to level Samurai which was SOOOOOOO boring to me. Like, how am I supposed to survive longer than 2 seconds in Crystaline Conflict being all up close with 4 people stunning me lololol
@NotSoSuperFraz
@NotSoSuperFraz Жыл бұрын
Kou: What's bigger than a Dark Knight sword? Depression Me a DRK main: He's outta line but he's right
@dagothdumbass7955
@dagothdumbass7955 Жыл бұрын
My holy trinity of big stuff as a DRK main - Sord - Depression - Vuln stacks to break TBN faster
@Spore9996
@Spore9996 Жыл бұрын
>Me, a WAR main: *larf*
@spacemarine6212
@spacemarine6212 11 ай бұрын
My depression leads to nutty dps so hey that's a plus i guess
@Spartan135
@Spartan135 10 ай бұрын
a bunch of edgelords with a big sword and dark armor.
@UnrealAxel27
@UnrealAxel27 6 ай бұрын
​@@dagothdumbass7955the real endgame
@July-gj1st
@July-gj1st Жыл бұрын
Paladin's being virgins is canon, what people forget to mention is that once a paladin gets laid they become Warriors, but if they never get laid they become DRK. In other words, PLD is a crossroads.
@GayDemiDemiboy
@GayDemiDemiboy 3 ай бұрын
How do they become gun breakers?
@fnerXVI
@fnerXVI 8 күн бұрын
Just be like me RP as an Oathbreaker Paladin
@FrostyFin
@FrostyFin Жыл бұрын
You forgot the greatest weapon in Machinist's toolkit. The Wrench.
@whisperingshadowXI
@whisperingshadowXI Жыл бұрын
The fact that wrench works on all damage types never ceases to amuse me.
@sadgirlhours4088
@sadgirlhours4088 Жыл бұрын
This post was made by Cid Garlond
@GuerreiroAventureiro
@GuerreiroAventureiro Жыл бұрын
Erecting a dispenser -TF2 Engineer
@spacemarine6212
@spacemarine6212 11 ай бұрын
Woe Wrench be upon ye
@imselene508
@imselene508 Жыл бұрын
..se-… Selene is not a boring name… take it back 🥺
@Stickarms99
@Stickarms99 Жыл бұрын
oh noooo poor Selene! Don't worry, it's a good name!
@leezahbat
@leezahbat Жыл бұрын
Awww... Selene is a lovely name, don't listen to him!
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul Жыл бұрын
he's just jealous that he can't have that name.
@kalibbarnes9548
@kalibbarnes9548 Жыл бұрын
She died .. yesterday
@imselene508
@imselene508 Жыл бұрын
@@kalibbarnes9548 I KNOW.
@Stickarms99
@Stickarms99 Жыл бұрын
"Gunbreaker will fill up your hotbar faster than a catgirl getting filled up at the Balmung Quicksand" Leaving a like for that line alone
@tgr3423
@tgr3423 9 ай бұрын
I had to straight up pause the video and do a double take.
@Olahmigo
@Olahmigo Жыл бұрын
Selene is the princess Daisy to Eos' Peach, and I will not accept the sister slander
@benpearson49
@benpearson49 Жыл бұрын
Although, remember when Selene were actually different? That was nice, can we go back to that?
@krekkaking
@krekkaking Жыл бұрын
I miss whispering dusk
@goldchampion200
@goldchampion200 Жыл бұрын
B-but they're the same person. Can someone be there own sister?
@cynthiahembree3957
@cynthiahembree3957 Жыл бұрын
look Selene goes with my Scholar glam and we all know that's more important
@leezahbat
@leezahbat Жыл бұрын
TBH, I prefer Selene, I like purple more than blue. lol
@jessethetall1700
@jessethetall1700 Жыл бұрын
As a samurai enjoyer I just want to be the storm that is approaching
@EihaMudo
@EihaMudo Жыл бұрын
And provoking black clouds in isolation
@casualgamingauraous2345
@casualgamingauraous2345 Жыл бұрын
I’m the reclaimer of my name!
@sylphiafox
@sylphiafox Жыл бұрын
And also born in flames
@Sakazuki_Akainu
@Sakazuki_Akainu Жыл бұрын
I have been blessed!
@calebjohnson3107
@calebjohnson3107 Жыл бұрын
And my family crest is a demon of death
@andreww479
@andreww479 Жыл бұрын
As a Sage and not a doctor, can confirm I have no idea what any of the Sage skills are called
@ursulcx299
@ursulcx299 Жыл бұрын
I think I know their names: The laser on the go, the dot laser, the aoe laser, the sh-heal-d one, the aoe sh-heal-d one, the panic button, the panic button for the whole family, the other panic button, the cube one.
@everlastingbeats
@everlastingbeats Жыл бұрын
Phlegm, caught a cold, Pepsi, hymen, and zoe is all I know🤭
@taleraristain6918
@taleraristain6918 Жыл бұрын
@@ursulcx299 LMAO dying at "panic button for the whole family"
@nobody-xh6ii
@nobody-xh6ii Жыл бұрын
​@@ursulcx299 the panic buttons are super accurate LMFAO
@mannydani9180
@mannydani9180 Жыл бұрын
*sees spoiler disclaimer for Heavenward specifically* I'm pretty sure I know what this is Edit: yep, it's that one, to nobody's surprise
@TakahataStrify
@TakahataStrify 9 ай бұрын
i finished that scene yesterday, i'm still recovering from the emotional damage
@valayna_2181
@valayna_2181 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Viera player I can't believe you told us to wear a fedora when playing SAM.
@TitanDraugen
@TitanDraugen Жыл бұрын
....it's okay BLU. You're a real job in our eyes. :u;
@whisperingshadowXI
@whisperingshadowXI Жыл бұрын
The day squinex decides to make a new ff mmo and phase out ff14, they'll just say fuck it and make blue mages unrestricted with equal level cap as all the other classes. And the data centers and raid parties will tremble.
@CleopatraKing
@CleopatraKing Жыл бұрын
​@@whisperingshadowXI and then it'll have all it's uniqueness stamped out like smn
@Miriam_J_
@Miriam_J_ Жыл бұрын
​@@whisperingshadowXI Iirc Blue Mage is a real job in FF11. Blue Mage is honestly one of those things you can't add afterwards without changing game balance entirely. Imo it has to be added at the start of the next MMO or else it's probably gonna end up a limited job again
@chysamere
@chysamere Жыл бұрын
We console ourselves with the knowledge that the reason we can't join normal groups, is because we are literally too powerful. We make the content too easy! A group of level 70 Blue mages has dps equivalent to a full ilvl group of level 80's.
@sunayocarissime5309
@sunayocarissime5309 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I know it'll probably never happen but I'm just waiting for the day BLU becomes open for all content, not just predesigned roulettes and what not. They would be nightmarish in PVP though, I would pay money to see that. Can you imagine a group of Blue Mages in a Frontline?🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WingedAsarath
@WingedAsarath Жыл бұрын
Im a WHM main and i have never encountered someone who has so perfectly arriculated why i love it so much - I like not having to worry about a complex rotation or a bajillion cards or buffs, since it lets my brain focus on the mechanics going off around me. Also i decide who lives and who dies 😁
@SuperSaiyan46Gohan
@SuperSaiyan46Gohan 7 ай бұрын
WHM: "If you piss me off....I'll rez you JUST TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN" Everyone else:😱😱😱
@tootsietucan
@tootsietucan Жыл бұрын
Ive had 2 dps actually fight each other to get my dance partner,bringing up logs,damage and etc. Pretty pathetic imo. I then saw the dark knight and thought "damn nice opener babe" and gave it to the tank. They were both silent afterwards.
@josephinejekyl5848
@josephinejekyl5848 Жыл бұрын
That's funny. "Tank gets it. I HAVE SPOKEN!"
@kuroyuy1987
@kuroyuy1987 Жыл бұрын
As a DRK main I now understand where my lack of damage is from, I am just too damn happy for my own good 😂🤣
@ryankelley9110
@ryankelley9110 Жыл бұрын
Yeah well you’re happy until you wipe UWU 30 times then your damage goes up each time
@DarthAlphaTheGreat
@DarthAlphaTheGreat Жыл бұрын
The video changed from “what your job say about you” to “here is a 100% accurate description for each job when they hire you”
@hquest
@hquest Жыл бұрын
Ah, another reference to Bigus Dickus, the legendary Roman commander honestly and truthfully depicted by Monty Python.
@theangriestpigeon4403
@theangriestpigeon4403 Жыл бұрын
"faster than a cat girl in Balmung quicksands" Bro, you said cat boy wrong
@isayaragnes8066
@isayaragnes8066 Жыл бұрын
Ever since viera males appeared we no longer get the meat filling. It got so bad 90% catboys turned straight. What a disgrace.
@archetypicallyjack9477
@archetypicallyjack9477 Жыл бұрын
As a red mage you know I always hit that disengage when fighting titan after my melee. Its so fun not living.
@Reinamae2112
@Reinamae2112 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the sub-group of RPR players that were DRG mains that were FINALLY able to use their gear with another class.
@absollum
@absollum Жыл бұрын
I started as summoner because I heard how the summons could fight for you, and I love that kind of class. Unfortunately, I started playing in 6.1, and didn't know about the rework. Nearly quit the game, but decided to go to my second favorite ff job dragoon. My reason for loving dragoon was entirely to do with the aesthetic. I still don't like Kain and none of the other named dragoons ever drew me in, but god damnit the armor is always so cool. Glad I changed jobs because I would have never gotten to experience anything past ARR. I'll forever be dragoon because of that
@ShikiWantsA_Hug
@ShikiWantsA_Hug Жыл бұрын
7.0 drg is getting a rework
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh Жыл бұрын
Honestly Kain was such an edgy asshole for the majority of FFIV Cecil at least had good character development from his journey of being a Dark Knight to becoming a Paladin
@nobody-xh6ii
@nobody-xh6ii Жыл бұрын
​@Mephisto2996 Gaming personally idk who the 3 characters got mentioned for dragoon. I love dragoon because of Freya from FFIX who's a BEAST! especially with Trance jump!
@kevinsmithgaming
@kevinsmithgaming Жыл бұрын
I haven't played in almost 2 years and was planning to come back and play summoner? What happened???
@Subjagator
@Subjagator Жыл бұрын
@@kevinsmithgaming Complete rework of the class. Rotation is completely different, many of the skills are different. Carbuncle doesn't actually engage in any combat, they are similar to a fairy now in that you just need them out for a bunch of your skills to work but no more using titan as a tank etc..
@NeocrimsonX
@NeocrimsonX Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume the fairy isn't the master.
@ryankelley9110
@ryankelley9110 Жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂
@Slayer6244
@Slayer6244 Жыл бұрын
Lore-Wise it was explained in a Cutscene that the Paladins in XIV are Free Paladins, which means that they get all of the Power, without any of the Commitment or Oaths a Paladin usually makes This means that Paladins don’t have to commit to a Personality type or Role-Play in XIV, unlike other games like DnD, where if you do something Evil, you’re likely to lose your aligned Magical Element, as well as most likely lose your Connection to your God, along with your Class changing to Oathbreaker A bit obvious, but in XIV you don’t have to commit to the Oaths of Paladins, and instead Lore-Wise are free to become any and all other Classes like, Dark Knight, Black Mage, or Reaper and maintain your Light Aspected Powers
@antonsvyrydenko7717
@antonsvyrydenko7717 Жыл бұрын
In my DnD campaign I just choose evil god for paladin, and all going smoothly (I just have a crush on dark pld even in ff my pld looks more like drk, with Odin's helm and Odin's sword)
@Slayer6244
@Slayer6244 Жыл бұрын
@@antonsvyrydenko7717 Oh yeah, there’s some really good looking Darker Sets for Paladin that look really cool
@xFlareLeon
@xFlareLeon 10 ай бұрын
If you're not good-aligned, then you're not a fucking Paladin, you're a plate-wearing sword-and-board fighter with magic.
@miuletzmitzu6641
@miuletzmitzu6641 10 ай бұрын
@@xFlareLeon Says who? By definition Paladin means just "warrior" (if you take the original definition, when the word started getting used in the 1500s by the french). By gaming definition it differs from game to game, some have religious alignments, some are more related to ambition and righteousness than religion. So where's this law that says paladins need to be good aligned? If its the type with religious roots then who says those roots can't be an evil god (I mean, the christian god itself is pretty evil, and paladins seem to usually be based on that god, so they're already evil aligned lol)
@CrazyJayThaNinja
@CrazyJayThaNinja 9 ай бұрын
​@@xFlareLeon 1: a trusted military leader (as for a medieval prince) 2: a leading champion of a cause Nowhere in either definition does it specify that anything you are doing is good-aligned. You can be a Paladin for literally any cause you deem worthy enough to swear allegiance too. That is the only prerequisite. Your oaths. The title Oathbreaker says in it's very name that the reason you became it is because you forsook your oaths. It doesn't say you did something mean, it doesn't say you did something evil, as a matter of fact, there is a canon Oathbreaker in BG3 that became so because *going against her orders was the right thing to do*.
@stormychu5677
@stormychu5677 Жыл бұрын
The Voxer bit had me dying
@MoreOre563
@MoreOre563 Жыл бұрын
Him just standing there is such a Voxer thing
@kunafox
@kunafox Жыл бұрын
As a MNK main, can agree with such statements. Already close to snapping seeing our animations get altered but never varied enough.
@Nihonguy
@Nihonguy Жыл бұрын
As a mnk main i fear every single update to this game lol
@djosmi5083
@djosmi5083 Жыл бұрын
"...Red mages, well you're in the middle of wanting to be a healer and a damage person." "Just pick one! You're so indecisive." Well, as a red mage main, I can say that you don't understand us quite well. Why do we have to pick only one when we can be both? Plus, the job that wants the more attention is not astro, nor dancer, it is us, red mages! We want to be praised for our usefulness to the group! We want to be praised for our heals, our raises and buffs, for our comitment of replacing a healer when they die! And the true fear of a red mage is not loosing the melee combo because of a mecanic (you can just pause the combo, dodge the mecanic and continue where you stopped). No the true fear of a red mage is getting in a dungeon where the synchronised lvl is below lvl 64... or even WORSE! *BELOW 54* . Yes our fear is being as useful as a black mage... nothing can be more humiliating for us as loosing the powers to help others.
@ArkThePieKing
@ArkThePieKing Жыл бұрын
It's true, every Red Mage has a praise kink, we just want to be useful so damn bad.
@mooglerific
@mooglerific 11 ай бұрын
@@ArkThePieKing nah i can confirm this is def as accurate as it gets fr
@xexo3567
@xexo3567 10 ай бұрын
So when a red mage back flips into the wall there cool. But when I as dragoon do it they call me a floor tank😭
@funnyvalentine6670
@funnyvalentine6670 Ай бұрын
Dragoon mains romance them bottomless pits
@viridianloom
@viridianloom Жыл бұрын
I'm one of the few Ninjas that doesn't play Ninja because I like Anime but rather because I like Ninja Gaiden. I think its cool that you're able to cast a lot of similar ninjitsu like you can in Ninja Gaiden Black.
@DrakeWurrum
@DrakeWurrum Жыл бұрын
Oh hey, I played that! Love a well-designed stealth game.
@cynthiahembree3957
@cynthiahembree3957 Жыл бұрын
I only play ninja because I heard it was complicated. That's kinda something I like in games
@qqu2182
@qqu2182 Жыл бұрын
I haven't played that, but heard of it! I'm not much of an anime fan, but I do really like the ninja turtles. Maybe that's subconsciously why I became a nin main. xD
@YuushioChan
@YuushioChan Жыл бұрын
As an AST Main I can confirm I love suffering
@zesian5823
@zesian5823 Жыл бұрын
Me with arthritis: 🧍‍♂️ "HOW DOES HE KNOW????"
@sophiekeller2989
@sophiekeller2989 Жыл бұрын
As a dancer main it feels super weird when peeps fight over dance partner in non-endgame duties?? I always give it to the prettiest glam bc if we're gonna combo we gotta match
@TenzaBurabura
@TenzaBurabura Жыл бұрын
I have never been so thankful for a spoiler warning! I'm playing heavensward right now and things are just starting to ramp up in excitement! Thank you!
@kellytamia9152
@kellytamia9152 8 ай бұрын
1:02 emotional damage 10:25 “So if you’re into monsters” SAY NO MORE
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua Жыл бұрын
As someone that started out XIV with DRG let me just say that I had no idea who he was, I never even played the game he's in. I just thought the armor looked cool and the dragon knight concept appealing.
@orionstardust2060
@orionstardust2060 Жыл бұрын
Same, cool armor go brrr
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua Жыл бұрын
@@orionstardust2060 Pointy sticks goes brr.
@no00ob
@no00ob Жыл бұрын
I started as dragoon because my friend said it's the easiest lol
@Stickarms99
@Stickarms99 Жыл бұрын
@@no00ob Your friend is... wrong, they're wrong. Lol
@no00ob
@no00ob Жыл бұрын
@@Stickarms99 I mean I got bored of the class pretty quickly, seemed easy enough to me and switched to black mage lol
@Zvch_Y_Rya
@Zvch_Y_Rya Жыл бұрын
Yo I’m new to the game and this video helped me understand pretty much all the class jobs even if you ripped into some of them 😂 this was a very informative and funny video! I’m glad you don’t take yourself too serious. Keep up the great work! 👍
@heathermcd89
@heathermcd89 Жыл бұрын
7:45 i was waiting for drak to show up lol
@LuckyRyo9989
@LuckyRyo9989 Жыл бұрын
Hearing the facts about Paladin im now really looking at myself, never before have i been called out so accurately. Srsly tho banger video i really enjoy your content (and thank you for including my girl in the PLD part)
@mrrpggamer2
@mrrpggamer2 Жыл бұрын
Ikr? It’s true though I’m a virgin and am not ashamed to say that he nailed it with PLD mains lol
@AllieWhoops
@AllieWhoops Жыл бұрын
VOXERRRRRRR
@kharjo8099
@kharjo8099 Жыл бұрын
I main Dragoon, but only because I'm a Huge fan of Dragons, and the armor looks sooo good
@moedelaun
@moedelaun Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I main DRG but the branching and alternating rotation still trips me up so bad
@wisteriawisteria-wn3qw
@wisteriawisteria-wn3qw Жыл бұрын
it just feels wrong not having the carby follow me everywhere, I originally was gonna go scholar instead of summoner but then I learned that scholar doesn't have carby I instantly changed my mind.
@Nempo13
@Nempo13 Жыл бұрын
unlock both, play summoner and scholar gets free levels, or vice versa. Now you always have a dps and healer at level.
@Subjagator
@Subjagator Жыл бұрын
@@Nempo13 I got to 90 on my smn. Now I have a level 90 healer that I have no idea how to use and am afraid to use in any group content because I will 100% screw it up and ruin every run.
@WingedAsarath
@WingedAsarath Жыл бұрын
Good news! They added that in the latest patch! Now you can glam your fairy into a carbuncle!
@therollingthunder1
@therollingthunder1 Жыл бұрын
I'll be waiting for the Maid dress Kou. If Bulwark found its return to FFXIV for PLDs, Kaiten has the potential to come back. XD
@zirilan3398
@zirilan3398 Жыл бұрын
It's only gonna take like 3 expansions. I'm out there waiting to see the return to relevant positionals again.
@dfresh9565
@dfresh9565 Жыл бұрын
I dont even remember unlocking whm. I got drunk af one night, i vaguely recall giggling at the npc name "Biddy." Next day once i was sober i logged in and legit was startled. I was dead in a field in the east shroud and a level 10 cnj....i recall none of that...
@leezahbat
@leezahbat Жыл бұрын
As someone who has mained both Monk and Bard... how dare you be so correct and accurate! Also, was a choir girl in high school, so uh, Bard is a close I can get until they add a Singer class, lolololol. It makes sense that I chose Bard after many years (from 1.0 on) of being a Monk, I hear music soothes the raging Monk main, or something to that effect. Don't quote me on that.
@Rakshiir
@Rakshiir Жыл бұрын
I started playing the game due to some friends, on a casual basis. Since no one of them play a tankjob main, I looked into them and decided to play Gunbreaker because it looked fun due to the many skills, off global CDs. And it is. It is fast, fun, and dishes out quite some damage, at least it feels like it. Skills look great, and it feels satisfying during your no mercy phases. I do wear the last job specific outfit, in red though, because I love the color. Obviously I am not objective about my character, but I think my Au`ra looks good in it. I did look into 3 other jobs, just to see a bit of other perspectives. Reaper for melee DPS, simply because the skills look awesome. Not gonna lie, thats basically why. Shit looks cool, thats enough for me. Redmage for a "caster" dps. Similar reason to Gunbreaker: it looked fun with the combo you get in the end. And it is. Also their class outfit? Yeah. I like it. Last: Dancer. Just a fun idea to be frank, something very different. And I like the mobility. I also kind of liked the irony of a big male Au`ra dancing around a fight.
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh Жыл бұрын
You have a similar set up to me with my current 90s and the classes I leveled up first. Some friends of mine played but they didn't really have any tanks so I looked into that and landed on PLD which is and will always be my main despite the fun I have on other classes I leveled BRD next for a ranged DPS class (I was only PLD from when I started in Stormblood and then midway into Shadowbringers I leveled other classes and the transition from tank to DPS was night and day with how much I had felt I had to focus in duty roulettes) Next I leveled Arcanist for the fact that it could be a healer (Scholar) or a DPS (SMN) that shared the same exp bar so I covered 2 classes at once and had faster queues leveling as a SCH And then I leveled DRG for a melee DPS and its a lot of fun with a satisfying rotation that loops around itself Since then I have leveled every class to 50, healers to 60 (aside from SGE at base 70), and WAR and DRK to 60, while working on getting to omni90 and focusing on leveling tanks and healers over DPS while working on my commendations without begging for them. Recently I got my GNB to 90 and I've enjoyed it so much I'm planning on splitting my tank role depending on the needs of my group to be GNB or PLD based on what we need
@TrueHunter999
@TrueHunter999 Жыл бұрын
lvl100 paladin skill: Holy Shit
@eightex9437
@eightex9437 Жыл бұрын
thank you for putting my yellow samurai in the video!! i stood in ul'dah not knowing i was gonna be picked
@Voidvampy
@Voidvampy Жыл бұрын
When I first started playing FFXIV, I picked summoner as my main, and I can confidently agree with this video that it is a very easy class to play, especially when I do first time runs through MSQ. I find it's not easy to mess up and the spells are beautiful
@Subjagator
@Subjagator Жыл бұрын
It was a very controversial update that changed summoner because of that. I picked summoner originally because it had some crazy complex rotations and in a single update it went from one of the hardest to one of the easiest. I still enjoy playing it as a class but is sucks being constantly called out for picking an 'easy' class when many people picked it for the exact opposite reason. Also sucks that the took the actual pet stuff away, having titan tank for you when playing solo was pretty nice.
@asdoasdllasiuwiu
@asdoasdllasiuwiu Жыл бұрын
@@Subjagator yo same dude. smn back then was top 3 in dps with samurai and black mage. now its been reduced to being the easiest class. wish ffxiv would at least add a class that played like old summoner, cause the adrenaline rush of being top in dps while in a savage raid was amazing.
@Yuushiron
@Yuushiron Жыл бұрын
NOT FIRST?? ANYWAY GREAT VIDEO ALREADY❤😭 keep it up, big sun 😳❤
@Crynger
@Crynger Жыл бұрын
Kudos for forward and Back during mch! ♥️ Also, rpr main here, and yeah, we're cool af, coolest job no question. Can also tank for 3 whole seconds, so best support job in game.
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh
@MephistoGaming-zx3qh Жыл бұрын
Not to mention probably one of the best choices to solo PotD to floor 200 for the Necromancer title
@Crynger
@Crynger Жыл бұрын
@@MephistoGaming-zx3qh I never had the courage for that :D
@epzilonblue
@epzilonblue Жыл бұрын
and here I am who got into FF because of 7 and interest in Dragoon because of Freya in 9.
@Anzumatsuri
@Anzumatsuri Жыл бұрын
Good to know that I am a baby summoner this is very helpful. :')
@mrbushi1062
@mrbushi1062 Жыл бұрын
Listen I like Dragoon because of Freya in 9 she was awesome and her jump abilities carries xD
@rabidkittens5258
@rabidkittens5258 11 ай бұрын
I love dragoon too but it gets such a bad rap that I just avoided it... Lmao. I play the classes everyone makes fun of. LMAO fml we love bardssss
@magus13131
@magus13131 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget all the OG SMNs who had 70+ move openers that made you look like you were playing Mozart. SMN NOW is ez pz, but even just last expansion....
@DocPanda-dq3ks
@DocPanda-dq3ks Жыл бұрын
I actually like both the old and new SMN, although I would wish that they would merge Ruin 4 and Gemshine, then add 6 more Buttons xD At least
@andrewavina3872
@andrewavina3872 Жыл бұрын
I'm a DRG main and I simp for the floor and the death wall.
@nyxlecatte
@nyxlecatte Жыл бұрын
very relatable. also always test IF you can fall down :))
@CulltureShock
@CulltureShock Жыл бұрын
I feel a small sense of pride, knowing where each of those locations in the background takes place. Tho i dont play ffxiv anymore, i feel satisfied with the end of Endwalker.
@Strangedispenser
@Strangedispenser Жыл бұрын
as a dark knight main I can confirm that depression = MORE POWER MORE DAMAGE 😈
@kay_faraday
@kay_faraday Жыл бұрын
doesn't seem right, i still grey parse
@simj202
@simj202 Жыл бұрын
@@kay_faraday just means you're not depressed enough.
@kay_faraday
@kay_faraday Жыл бұрын
@@simj202 I have my doubts about that
@KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond
@KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond Жыл бұрын
Imagine gow funny it would be if dark warriors were a thing "Back in my day we were just too angry to be sad. We picked up our axes and just Unga and bunga. Now I lay in sorrow for when I'll Unga my last bunga".
@sashacrossi
@sashacrossi Жыл бұрын
actual quote from a BLM who died to the AOE after birds in P7S:"There was enough time to drag me or use mitigation when I was closer. It's got nothing to do with numbers, it's literally just awareness". *as they were still hugging the edge of the platform while everyone was in the middle shielding and mitigating to survive.* First time I ever heard somthing like that, BLM Mains be wild sometimes.
@josephinejekyl5848
@josephinejekyl5848 Жыл бұрын
Astro is indeed a busy job. It's hard to get them cards off inbetween certain encounters. I like it but I'm so glad my sister used to main it because i can ask her wtf certain abilities do because i skim read on large descriptions sometimes. I got it down mostly. Just need to pace myself and not panic heal sometimes. We are getting through eden raids and it makes me fear for the future lol
@Knightxel
@Knightxel Жыл бұрын
12:09 As a Red Mage main, I can confirm I’m a very indecisive individual. 😅
@brittaunfiltered4878
@brittaunfiltered4878 Жыл бұрын
Have you gained Kou's respect by backflipping off the platform? I am also a Red Mage main and I have done that more than once.
@Knightxel
@Knightxel Жыл бұрын
@@brittaunfiltered4878 Oh absolutely haha. It’s the quintessential Red Mage experience!
@jarack3256
@jarack3256 Жыл бұрын
@@brittaunfiltered4878 With RDM, DRG, SAM, and now Rpr, if you haven't backflipped or what not to your death at least once. You're not playing the job right. I main RDM. And have spent months getting use to using Engagement, instead of Displacement. And I'm still not 100% at not using it.
@CapnRaye
@CapnRaye 5 ай бұрын
Hey, just wanna say? Never god damned change. Your humor in your videos helped me during a very dark time Thank you for that.
@ObservingLibertarian
@ObservingLibertarian 11 ай бұрын
12:51 I played enhancement shaman for a long time specifically because I enjoyed how active it was both as good dps but also team support with totems or emergency heals when someone took a bad hit or the healer's cc'd or the tanks just taking too much dmg for the healer to keep up during a rage phase. Red Mage sounds like a lot of fun for me - I really enjoy taking an active party roll as a DPS/Support. If I'd have to burn all my mana to rez team members, it doesn't matter if my DPS takes a hit: because I would have just prevented a wipe. Red mage sounds pretty awesome.
@andrachiel359
@andrachiel359 Ай бұрын
Lmao, i love your humor :D Great video. I just discovered your channel and it's great!
@KnockDolian
@KnockDolian 11 ай бұрын
As a BRD main who picked up RDM as a magic job, DRK as a tank job, AST as a healer job, and MNK as a melee job, ive deduced from this video that I need therapy. Thank you.
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko Жыл бұрын
Don't feel sorry for us Red Mages. We choose to do the slashy dashy, to sacrifice our damage to save the party's bacon, to amuse by Displacing ourselves right over the edge (because it's calling tonight), but most of all We do it for Verblind. That glorious moment of actinic agony is worth all the pain that came before, and which will come after.
@kajnake5905
@kajnake5905 5 ай бұрын
I was playing this on the speakers when my sister came in right to hear all the innuendos about the tank classes. Then we sat down to watch the whole thing. Well done!
@IsaacAutumn
@IsaacAutumn Жыл бұрын
You can never stop me from skipping cutscenes!
@Joetime90
@Joetime90 Жыл бұрын
I played WHM for 7-8 years (stopped in 2020 or 21). I never found the job boring. I always found ways to keep busy.
@Gatescholar
@Gatescholar Жыл бұрын
EW WAR Can be summed up with the phrase: "The Job that's too angry to die."
@KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond
@KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond Жыл бұрын
May the Unga be with your bunga.
@Aritso
@Aritso 8 ай бұрын
While I was watching, you were talking about Ninja. The moment you finished saying "Players who have awful internet" was the moment my internet died for a few seconds and I thought the video stuck on a loading icon was part of the video LOL
@Setuaro
@Setuaro Жыл бұрын
Alright, I am legally obligated to tell you that Reapers their "monster" is a voidsent! It's a voidsent that they made a contract with that lends them their powers usually in exchange for aether or something else.
@Strangedispenser
@Strangedispenser Жыл бұрын
another W video from the goat Kou
@Yoyocreative
@Yoyocreative Жыл бұрын
I used to main WHM! I lived for the little heart attacks I'd get when my tank's HP went down by a big chunk 😅
@rabidkittens5258
@rabidkittens5258 11 ай бұрын
ITS SO STRESSFUL. I wanted to play ast and obv had to level a whm first... THAT SHIT WAS SCARY. Im not good being depended on lmao too much pressure ngl XD Everyone can just die. LMAO
@taaro8324
@taaro8324 9 ай бұрын
Legit had me laughing! Great video!😂😂😂
@Xelitaz1
@Xelitaz1 Жыл бұрын
I actually still use Selene in remembrance from when she was the better pet to summon.
@svipulvalke9913
@svipulvalke9913 4 ай бұрын
This is the thirstiest FFXIV job description video, and I'm here for it
@Caseic
@Caseic Жыл бұрын
I was totally waiting for you to talk about Blue Mages. Aka Enemy skill Jockies. I'm a monk, and you're right, I'm insane. But I'm also a ninja so it balances out
@ELWicker
@ELWicker Жыл бұрын
Only starting playing in November and I'm so glad I found your videos. You're legitimately hilarious.
@YuushioChan
@YuushioChan Жыл бұрын
LETS GOO
@concerninghobbits5536
@concerninghobbits5536 2 ай бұрын
The only time I see DRK evade the edgelord jokes and it's the first LGBTQ class in any MMO. I heard LGBTQ class and was like oh? And then dark knight and I would've spat out my drink if I was drinking it. I knew there was something behind the edgelord vibe.
@roflshield
@roflshield Жыл бұрын
i was a pally main pre-rework so yeah you can call me a depressed Dark Knight main lmao
@GuerreiroAventureiro
@GuerreiroAventureiro Жыл бұрын
As a Sam main i really dont mind not getting paired because its fine for me and also i am fine not having kaiten because guaranted crits. Also have you see how badass Sephiroth,Auron,Hien,Zenos and Cor Leonis are as SAM? This is the reason why i play with thoses legends. Still waiting for my masamune but i can hold it with Odenta Kai for DRK lol
@masterplusmargarita
@masterplusmargarita Жыл бұрын
The BLM main clowning on Healers who don't play WHM because their jobs are too complicated is maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard
@Some__Guy
@Some__Guy Жыл бұрын
4:20 Oh my god, I'm so glad someone else acknowledges that, it's such a satisfying noise. Doesn't make me want to play Scholar, but still.
@i2xi
@i2xi Жыл бұрын
You know which job I feel sorry for, Blue Mage. Such a fun job, thats not alowed to do anything fun.
@toria0928
@toria0928 9 сағат бұрын
as a warrior main i love getting called a giga chad in vids like this -u- i am the chad
@TigerYoshiki
@TigerYoshiki Жыл бұрын
After playing summoner I switched to Machinist and it was so much more fun. The job is dope.
@zelosdotexe
@zelosdotexe Жыл бұрын
the monk bit with drak was hilarious
@chelsthegameruiner8669
@chelsthegameruiner8669 3 ай бұрын
That line about FPS players, damn that hit harder than a truck. I cannot say this enough, my friend Nero dragged me into this game from Destiny 2, sat me down, and said "watch this" as he gunned down a crowd of enemies as Machinist. I treasure that memory, Nero is the only OG friend of mine from the Destiny raid group I was in that stayed by my side since my early highschool years
@christopherjones5226
@christopherjones5226 Жыл бұрын
1:01 "Shields aren't that helpful..." Damn, hit'm where it hurts XD
@alicemartin3275
@alicemartin3275 Жыл бұрын
As a Bard, I do indeed try to be as normal as possible and want to avoid attention 😌
@Boltizar49
@Boltizar49 11 ай бұрын
You a FF14 player: "Summoner is the easiest job in the world" Me a WoW player: Oh so it's a Hunter Turns out some things are universal.
@Rac2611
@Rac2611 Жыл бұрын
I main RDM and the ResMage feels are real. The amount of times I've had to Res our healers is portion. I also don't use the backflip because it never ends well for me. I'm getting DNC up to be my Raid main just so I don't have to ResMage. No paying attention to the party health to see if I need to start spending MP on raises.
@traugdor
@traugdor Жыл бұрын
If a healer dies, that's just a bad healer, imo. Honestly, this is probably going to be a hot take, but just because you have a raise in your spellbook doesn't mean it has to even be on your hotbar... and just because you put it on your hotbar doesn't mean you have to use it. Unless you are a healer, your job is not to raise other players. If your job is a dps then focus on that, but ressing (as a dps) should always be your last resort. You should be saving mana for damage, or swiftcast for slipstream, because you have no other way of getting any of that mana back outside of lucid dreaming. Now, if you have no mana issues or you want your party to prog past a body check, then sure toss a raise their way and they'll thank you but you should never be required to use your raise to cover for the fact that someone else failed their job, be it that they stood in damage or the healer just simply failed to heal/mitigate properly. If they stood in bad, leave them on the floor to contemplate their mistakes. If the healer let them die, then that's on them to raise the player, not you. And if they ask you to raise them anyway with two functioning healers in the party, just come up with some excuse why you can't and just keep doing your thing. They'll learn some day how not to be a bad player. No time like the present to start learning!
@ImPersonNation
@ImPersonNation Жыл бұрын
Well damn, I was wondering what the spoiler was going to be, and that is a 'very' aggressive spoiler.
@gottakilldemall
@gottakilldemall Жыл бұрын
Monk was accurate as it was my first one I started with and felt exactly that lol
@TNTspaz
@TNTspaz 2 ай бұрын
It's crazy that SMN went from the meme of a 3 minute opener to being able to play it with one button.
@KrygerWolf
@KrygerWolf Жыл бұрын
just came across this ch. lmao love this vid 🤣 monk is my main job since I started the game.
@madwhalegoesmoo
@madwhalegoesmoo Жыл бұрын
Played a Dragoon due to the Heavensward trailer looking awesome
@treesuschrist1782
@treesuschrist1782 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the ultimate weapon, the pinnacle of all MCH technology, and truly the only thing to bring gods to their knees. B U S S Y B L A S T E R.
@insentia8424
@insentia8424 5 ай бұрын
The Endwalker gunbreaker job-armors is where all the belts removed from the game went to :>
@shiroen5037
@shiroen5037 Жыл бұрын
Kougaon is on heat
What Your FFXIV Race Says About You
13:13
Kougaon
Рет қаралды 341 М.
Great FFXIV Lessons You Needs to Learn
13:56
Kougaon
Рет қаралды 42 М.
THEY made a RAINBOW M&M 🤩😳 LeoNata family #shorts
00:49
LeoNata Family
Рет қаралды 8 МЛН
Дибала против вратаря Легенды
00:33
Mr. Oleynik
Рет қаралды 4,4 МЛН
FF14 - What your JOB says about YOU
10:41
Sufferhymn
Рет қаралды 96 М.
Why No One Play These Jobs | FFXIV
10:10
Kougaon
Рет қаралды 394 М.
Endwalker Patches Aren't Filler
7:36
This Is Not Argun
Рет қаралды 3,6 М.
Comparing All Tanks in FFXIV Endwalker - Job Picking Guide
15:49
Randy Marsh Is THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT [FFXIV]
44:14
Kev Was Here
Рет қаралды 197 М.
Is Your Job Dead in FFXIV Dawntrail?
29:29
Rinon
Рет қаралды 134 М.
10,000 Hours of Black Mage
15:01
Pint
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
A Basic Guide to the Jobs of Final Fantasy XIV
24:25
Siffus
Рет қаралды 86 М.
ROASTING Your FFXIV Jobs
16:13
Hesken
Рет қаралды 36 М.
What Your FFXIV Race Says About You! (Male/Female)
11:14
Hesken
Рет қаралды 188 М.
СБЕЖАЛ ОТ РОДАКОВ и ЭТО ЗАКОНЧИЛОСЬ ПЛОХО!! (SchoolBoy Runaway)
13:56
ShadowPriestok - Евгений Чернявский
Рет қаралды 423 М.