Kristen Schaal - The Most Shameful Part Of The Body

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8 жыл бұрын

#KristenSchaal (Flight of the Conchords, Bob's Burgers and The Daily Show) recounts robbing a genie and then debuts the first of many Taintalogues.
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@misterroboto9999 6 жыл бұрын

"Are you mesmerized by my sparkles?" Yeah, I think we can all agree that Mabel was basically WRITTEN for this woman.

@ton3016 4 жыл бұрын

And let's not forget Louis from Bob's Burgers 💕💕💕 I love both Louis and Mabel.

@OrangeKyle91 4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking, I could TOTALLY imagine Mabel growing up to be her!

@misterroboto9999 4 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeKyle91 You. Galaxy brain. Big good thoughts. Amazing.

@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt 4 жыл бұрын

Right before her faint monologue.

@telepathicdiancie0075 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Alex Hirsch did say that he probably would have given up the show if he hadn't gotten Schaal, so I think it's safe to assume she was.

@mikedang3613 7 жыл бұрын

She really seems like she would be fun as hell to be around while she's drunk.

@janrees4887 4 жыл бұрын

Or sober

@obsessedwithcups8037 4 жыл бұрын

aeon were you toxicated when you wrote this

@marlborosoda 4 жыл бұрын

????????? shes fun sober tho

@jordanmartin4696 4 жыл бұрын

Intoxicate*

@amaliewright6862 3 жыл бұрын

@John Foley she isn't bonnie

@damarishankins9132 3 жыл бұрын

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH KIRSTEN AND SHE WAS AMAZING IN OUR IMPROV GROUP. SHE WAS SHY BACK THEN, BUT WHEN IT CAME TO PERFORMING, SHE WAS PHENOMENAL!! 💖LOVE YOU KIRSTEN, ALWAYS AND FOREVER💖🤘🥰🤘💖

@jinorism 2 жыл бұрын

lucky you!

@WanderingExistence 2 жыл бұрын

Was that Skyline HS? I know she grew up around Longmont.

@pieisgood235 4 жыл бұрын

I think the best part about this is that the characters she plays are literally just her. Imagine Mabel Pines acting out this monologue, for exmple.

@KuLaydMahn 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, normally that sort of thing is just lame - when an actor just play theirself or the character IS just the actor - but for Kristen Schaal you wouldn't want it to be any other way

@evan13501 8 жыл бұрын

this was one year before voicing in Gravity Falls :P

@kingnova2372 3 жыл бұрын

That means maybal copied her

@nicerguise3225 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why people sleep on Kristen Schaal's stand-up. It's always unique and she slays with it.

@xkakashi01 6 жыл бұрын

I close my eyes and all i see is Louise Belcher in her bunny ears telling people jokes

@ryuichimiyazaki5620 3 жыл бұрын

Oh em gee, this works!

@MegaFafnir 3 жыл бұрын

"She was livid, horrified, annoyed, and most of all, jealous!"

@davidwright7797 7 жыл бұрын

shes cute in a weird way!!!

@futavadumnezo 4 жыл бұрын

She's a weird cute

@Ananetta-ut3mp 4 жыл бұрын

She has mabel personality

@craig2054 4 жыл бұрын

iiMars who tf is Mabel

@brandon4391 4 жыл бұрын

Hisoka Marrow gravity falls

@denniskoppo4259 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she's not very funny

@PeterTysdal 3 жыл бұрын

Shes the kind of comedians who makes u laugh hysterically right away or get the joke way later and chuckle. Inthink would be gr8 on snl

@KuLaydMahn 2 жыл бұрын

She's too good for SNL (but she would be great, you're right)

@medmom11 4 жыл бұрын

I love hearing Louise's voice talk about her taint, lol

@yitzkpoop4117 8 жыл бұрын

Mabel, is that YOU?

@sonofage 8 жыл бұрын

damn i miss that show. thanks lol

@CommanderGreyFox 7 жыл бұрын

its pronounced taint

@lost2132 4 жыл бұрын

I heard her and I was like MABEL you do have talents

@Sunny25611 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

@Sunny25611 4 жыл бұрын

Yitz Kpoop 🤣😂👍🏻

@truthrights6140 4 жыл бұрын

She's The Voice of the little girl on Bob's Burgers. I knew when I was watching her on Last Man on Earth that her voice was somewhere else on TV and then it hit me

@Yumichan62 4 жыл бұрын

She alao voiced Mabel in Gravity Falls. Not sure if she had other roles though

@artisticchip4805 4 жыл бұрын

@@Yumichan62 She played Sarah Lynn on Bojack Horseman as well

@KuLaydMahn 2 жыл бұрын

Shea done a lot of voice work. Anyone who's been watching animated shows in the last 15 or 20 years has heard her voice in something. And I'm pretty sure her mom does the voice of Stan's wife (can't remember the character's name) in American Dad.

@carlgreisheimer5278 3 жыл бұрын

She is so freaking CUTE!!

@mulemule 3 жыл бұрын

(Yes, her *taint* screed's especially adorable.)

@fellowgamer5363 4 жыл бұрын

Man she really didn't really have to even play a character for Mabel

@leejones3115 5 жыл бұрын

Such a strange adult child.

@happybirthday146 3 жыл бұрын

Time for a playdate with "obvious child" Jenny Slate and "tall child" John Mulaney.

@Cupcake_Royale 3 жыл бұрын

Lol have you met me

@thestu059 3 жыл бұрын

Fun, not strange

@infinityowl4203 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm afraid this generation of women are going to grow up attracted to men without faces" (four dudes in the front deeply introspecting while pretending to be amused)

@madxxia_ 4 жыл бұрын

omg i freaking love her

@hybrid-Sage6336 3 жыл бұрын

'Girls are gonna grow up attracted to men without faces' me: looks over to my Slender man poster* also me: Yea sorry Kristen but that has been a thing for a very long time now

@byua1835 3 жыл бұрын

loool

@Phredd2k1 8 жыл бұрын

Louise Belcher on Bob's Burgers

@aubreybaker6384 8 жыл бұрын

lol as soon as she started yelling it hit me..

@mofhiryjones8272 4 жыл бұрын

Or More importantly, Tammy tangerine!

@marcuswalters8093 4 жыл бұрын

Frigging genius. 🤣🤣

@ninjamonkey508 4 жыл бұрын

this video is almost 9 minutes long. a little over 4 1/2 minutes of it is just her talking about how she revenge-played with her taint while cursing her dead mother's name

@YourMom-rq6yl 4 жыл бұрын

She's so adorable

@notsure1969 7 ай бұрын

Kristen Schaal is so weird and wonderful. She's awesome. It taint your grandmother's comedy special.

@TealPanda7 6 жыл бұрын

We love you Mabuise Lynn!!

@tailbonetailbone9380 3 жыл бұрын

What a taintalizing monologue!

@keithmaxon9510 4 жыл бұрын

Louise screaming about her taint. Awesome!

@KC-to9xl 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking love her.

@carpenterfamily6198 4 жыл бұрын

And here I was thinking it was called the perineum 😊

@billsmith1008 4 жыл бұрын

That must be the slang term.

@aussiewanderer6304 4 жыл бұрын

A medical student told me the part of the body between the scrotum and the rectum was called the screctum. A medical procedure to remove the screctum was called a screctumectomy.

@countvond233 2 жыл бұрын

@@aussiewanderer6304 You are screcorrect, but you can't remove mine!

@hurleyfrancois4060 4 жыл бұрын

I really love how I can only hear Louise and Mabel

@yellowdart6666 8 жыл бұрын

hahaha. I love it.

@nickoliver3523 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody’s talking about Sarah Lynn and that really saddens me I can’t lie

@the-engneer 3 жыл бұрын

Who's Sarah Lynn?

@nickoliver3523 3 жыл бұрын

The Engineer Kristen schaals character on BoJack horseman. Best show ever created.

@spartikuzTV Жыл бұрын

She's the funniest person in the world right now. She's archer of bobs burgers.

@CaptainRufus 4 жыл бұрын

Mabel isnt just voiced by Kristen. Kristen is just adult Mabel. Who does stand up.

@pinedragon5398 4 жыл бұрын

Even her screams are like Mabel’s in show character scream

@lackofeffortfpv7412 4 жыл бұрын

lmfao lol. @ 05:43 some lovely prose indeed. Between two rindler horizons.

@stephenm8100 2 жыл бұрын

I get a picture of Linda walking in on Louise.. I want it out of my brain!!

@keith_theleaf 3 жыл бұрын

All I hear is Mabel and it’s AMAZING

@shawngilliland243 4 жыл бұрын

Her Mom yelling about the mirror brought to mind the story of Snow White and the Queen's magic mirror . . .

@NoahHornberger 4 жыл бұрын

I just realized Kristen looks like she would be cousins with Mark Zuckerberg. After I saw it I can't stop seeing it

@byua1835 3 жыл бұрын

you fucking ass fuck whyyyy!!!! now I can't unsee it oh my god (((

@seanjung83 3 жыл бұрын

....

@Menibor1 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized you look like Temuera Morrison....... I can’t I see it

@kranjusfrankencop6263 3 жыл бұрын

Love it

@HydrooGenn 4 жыл бұрын

someone animate this

@economicist2011 4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay money for an animated version of Louise Belcher delivering that story to a school assembly.

@lamiyahbarron9394 3 жыл бұрын

I AGREEEEEE

@stephenm8100 2 жыл бұрын

She just needs a green dress and pink bunny ears and you get Louise.

@samgafford2371 4 жыл бұрын

What a artpeice

@RuaTheRapoet 3 жыл бұрын

Yo, that exit!

@jvoolich 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@natehill8069 4 жыл бұрын

In a store once I saw "Amelia Earhart" brand luggage. Didnt buy it - I have enough trouble with my luggage getting lost.

@_jaishai_ 4 жыл бұрын

😂 so wrong.

@_jaishai_ 4 жыл бұрын

😂 so wrong.

@el_aleman 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@alifmuhammadchicago 3 жыл бұрын

"42 years..." 🤣 get the fudge outta here

@benmayer7326 Жыл бұрын

mable yelling about taints sacres me deeply

@ReptileNexus 4 жыл бұрын

She's adorable.

@tootallzz 4 жыл бұрын

The taint monologues 😆

@Ishmaelgaynor 8 жыл бұрын

She looks really young here

@DavePyroRet 7 жыл бұрын

That's because she is. This was in 2011

@Ishmaelgaynor 7 жыл бұрын

That's only five years ago I mean she looks like she's 20 here but I know she's probably in her 40's now if I'm not mistaken

@DavePyroRet 7 жыл бұрын

True. Also, love your stuff

@keepinitreal3540 3 жыл бұрын

OMG HOW'D SHE GUESS I GHASPED WHEN SHE SAID "But I'm afraid that the girls are gonna grow up attracted to men without faces!" And literally so many people are to Corps's Husband .

@alicia-ep9pu 3 жыл бұрын

SHE PREDICTED IT

@thedarkdude134 7 жыл бұрын

and this is the same person that does the voice for mabel pines everyone x3

@Marties2nd 6 жыл бұрын

and louise from Bob's Burgers :P

@saturnbee99 6 жыл бұрын

LOUISE OMGGGGG

@naivenitara 4 жыл бұрын

Look up Easter in the dictionary and you'll find Kristen's dress 🐇

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 жыл бұрын

XD Mabel grew up and now does stand up...

@chadfritts3664 7 жыл бұрын

BLACKIESBOY OH MY GOD!!!

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 жыл бұрын

She was even wearing a fabulous jacket. Guess she upgraded from sweaters.

@murderlust6882 4 жыл бұрын

Mabel wasn’t created till years after this show lol

@MetalAllDayAllNight 8 жыл бұрын

Just For Laughs, made in Montreal Canada, videos not made available in Canada?

@TheLegendaryTim 6 жыл бұрын

KiLLSeT just another reason to have more people come over the border, as long as they return when they are done.

@janrees4887 4 жыл бұрын

Because it's on TV in Canada

@aldersmoke1 3 жыл бұрын

That crowd didn't deserve her.

@TheBshwckr 4 жыл бұрын

This has the same energy of iBrain by Brett Gelman lmao.

@ajp1282 4 жыл бұрын

"It's inna *BOOK* "

@campcourt127 4 жыл бұрын

So it's important

@musicbelongs2theworld 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!!

@WattWireNet 3 жыл бұрын

This was delightful.

@cryspbacon 3 жыл бұрын

i literally named my dog mabel louise because of this wonderful woman.

@DIRTY-MERLIN 3 жыл бұрын

taint monologues were uncannily good parody

@jamesbeemer7855 4 жыл бұрын

Taint . Thank you for clarifying this .

@jamesbuchanan1913 4 жыл бұрын

SNAK!

@EternalDensity 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone have a link to the cut knock knock joke?

@orlandoferrer696 6 жыл бұрын

bruhhh she said she killed a genie for that jacket ;) i juss fell in love ahhhhhvgbbbgfcbihdfbb

@oneeyedpyrmid 7 жыл бұрын

I felt the taint joke was going on for too long until the end

@queenelizabee7246 4 жыл бұрын

Yea I don’t want to touch her hands

@montemccarty6512 3 жыл бұрын

Watch her in the series " flight of the concords " She is hilarious.

@flyhyjayboy 4 жыл бұрын

I love her so much ❤ fr though

@barrybaxterbarryductions2918 2 жыл бұрын

I want to hire her.

@tootallzz 4 жыл бұрын

Rich Blomquist is a lucky man!❤

@JayQuek 6 жыл бұрын

15 seconds in and mabel appeared

@ndf3 3 жыл бұрын

hey she’s on a show

@mcrbitch4265 2 жыл бұрын

Mable Pines is different nowadays

@genisay 4 жыл бұрын

Watching this, I kept going... 'Wait... Is that Mabel?' Had to go look it up, and sure enough. Oh hey! I knew this gal's voice before I even knew she was a comedian. XD

@nickolasborden8511 3 жыл бұрын

Carol I wanted to here your 90 minute knock knock joke

@amberskylar4380 5 жыл бұрын

HOLY CIPHER! SHE VOICES MABEL PINES (personally Googled it)!!

@ericjamieson 4 жыл бұрын

Still think the best Kristen Schaal character is Hazel Wassername from 30 Rock.

@trevorcole3959 4 жыл бұрын

I heard that taint joke in like 1996, when most of y'all were born

@lackofeffortfpv7412 4 жыл бұрын

hehe, y'all fell out the vag or took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

@paulcoy9060 4 жыл бұрын

What about the Twasn't? Or the Tweren't?

@LadyOMyth 3 жыл бұрын

. . . This was Mabel gone dark and sexual.

@SHUX-A7-13 4 жыл бұрын

That was unexpected xD

@jamcat1584 3 жыл бұрын

i went to scratch my eyebrow and almost poked my eye out

@kroks06 3 жыл бұрын

5:10 Louise :o

@svang55 3 жыл бұрын

Its trixie the triceratops from toy story 3. Close your eyes and imagine it being trixie talking about her taint.

@3VILmonkey 4 жыл бұрын

Louise

@journeylujan7046 4 жыл бұрын

Lousie!!!!!

@richardbarnes5432 4 жыл бұрын

Came here wondering why Ellie Kemper was doing a Kristen Schaal video.

@guilhermebranco8572 6 жыл бұрын

I've only seen her on The Last Man On Earth, she transpires the same simple mind in real stand-up

@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 4 жыл бұрын

Guilherme Branco She's also Mel in Flight of the Conchords and voices Louise in Bob's Burgers. I'm sure she does other stuff, but those and Last Man on Earth are what I know her from. She always plays kinda 'herself'.