KRONAN DA KUNNIN - STORY SO FAR ORKS

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KRONAN DA KUNNIN - STORY SO FAR ORKS
Taken from the individual videos for Ork Lore, the tale of Kronan Da Kunnin is a fan fic written and performed by me, to make it easier and more fun to learn about Orks and their weaponry, Kulture and way of war in warhammer 40,000.
A homage to Conan the Barbarian - emulation or skit is the highest form of praise after all.
Comedic style for extra fun. :)
Stories will be continued from video to video, creating a long narrative over time.
So, if you do not want to miss out on future episodes, do watch out for Ork and other Videos coming in the future.
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@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

KRONAN DA KUNNIN - STORY SO FAR ORKS Taken from the individual videos for Ork Lore, the tale of Kronan Da Kunnin is a fan fic written and performed by me, to make it easier and more fun to learn about Orks and their weaponry, Kulture and way of war in warhammer 40,000. A homage to Conan the Barbarian - emulation or skit is the highest form of praise after all. Comedic style for extra fun. :) Stories will be continued from video to video, creating a long narrative over time. So, if you do not want to miss out on future episodes, do watch out for Ork and other Videos coming in the future. PARTEON: 6 OF THE BEST: ULTRAMAR: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rNB-i5apzavJiJc.html DARK ANGELS: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mp5hhNBzms23ooE.html THE SILENT KING: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gZqmnqaBu6euimg.html A PSYKERS TALE: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oMqSaNhel9WwhJs.html HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f7eihMxk1Zu3hKc.html GREY KNIGHTS: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/grp5jax1tK_FaIk.html ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP.

@trajanfidelis1532 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Robert E. Howard would think if he listened to this? Lol great job Balders!

@stethesteguy2093 3 жыл бұрын

Dear sir, of all the 40k stories I have listened to this is by far my favourite of all time! Not only do you gave a god given talent for narration but also for writing. Tomorrow I am going out to find a fine green hat, it will be my kunnin cap and it will be decorated accordingly. Bravo sir!

@alexanderrandolph6030 3 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, we picked between A and B and we got... Kronan Da Cunnin! Thanks baldermort, this makes my IT work bearable.

@alexanderrandolph6030 3 жыл бұрын

@@stethesteguy2093 make sure you gets youself some thinkin grots!

@kisukeurahara9214 3 жыл бұрын

Maaaan this intro brings back h good memories

@ThexVaultxTech 3 жыл бұрын

There's nothing scarier than an Ork that's learned to learn

@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 жыл бұрын

'Dey fought I wuz crayzee, pourin' red paint inta me earz, 'dey did.

@stevethegeckotv 3 жыл бұрын

Ork God: Gork Figure something out: Grok Illuminati confirmed.

@alpha-1redrighthand829 3 жыл бұрын

One big step towards becoming a krork once more

@sword4005 3 жыл бұрын

other then other orks thinking a ork cunning, because that make it so

@planetoftheweek 3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too, until the Thinkmas :D, made the story less scary, but funny.

@craigmccormack3255 3 жыл бұрын

I nearly wet myself laughing "Kronnan decided kunnin resided in hats"

@notajalapeno4442 3 жыл бұрын

but its true

@notajalapeno4442 3 жыл бұрын

why do rich people were top hats ???

@wiccanthropy1956 3 жыл бұрын

@@notajalapeno4442 why do Eldar who fink better than umies have hats?

@The.ImperiumofMen 3 жыл бұрын

So true when you get degree you get a hat

@nineballmk2 3 жыл бұрын

Must play TF2

@SuperOAFMAN 3 жыл бұрын

Kronin makes the Eye of Terror blink

@martinjacobsen2992 11 ай бұрын

Before shoving a shield generator into said eye.

@purvicious 9 ай бұрын

Lmfao. Bout right

@paulav7961 2 жыл бұрын

I realised recently that Orks are actually environmentally friendly: they're plant based, recyclable, renewable, and sustainably grown. They even recycle and re-use other race's equipment. Green really is best! :D

@kathrynadkisson8964 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god emperor, that just became my favorite meme!

@jordanmurray7522 Жыл бұрын

Hope they don’t become vegan

@Thoralmir Жыл бұрын

They're _not_ plant-based, they're fungi-based. Fungi are closer to animals than they are to plants. Fungi also help cause decay.

@GardensAndGames Жыл бұрын

@@Thoralmir Even better! Fungus doesn't need fertilizer or grow lights, they just need dead things, and this fungus creates its own dead things.

@roeva2 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@connormcguire484 Жыл бұрын

“he would have… *TWO PLANS* !” I nearly pissed myself laughing. I don’t even play 40k but I can’t get enough of this story!

@halgrimhelgrimson 4 ай бұрын

two ? dat more den ...den...ermm one ya dats it one

@Isildun9 Ай бұрын

Orks are hands down probably the most entertaining faction in the lore. It's an entire faction of "sentient" fungoid aliens with the culture and attitudes of British Football hooligans.

@dakotagregg352 3 жыл бұрын

Simply the best fanfic writer in the world.

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 waaay too kind. But I’ll happily run off with that. :). Thank you for all your kindness. :)

@donkorleone1142 3 жыл бұрын

Yo he really is! He can’t be stopped 💪

@donkorleone1142 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort is the man!! Emperor guides him!!

@LucienTheWitch 3 жыл бұрын

Squig charges be scary yo

@juidude634 3 жыл бұрын

I agree💯%!✌️🇫🇮

@boondockpriest1687 3 жыл бұрын

What is best in life? Conan: To cru-.. Kronan- krumpin

@boondockpriest1687 3 жыл бұрын

@@H-to-O cunnin said to yell it quiet like to keep the ummies from hearing

@williamyates7679 3 ай бұрын

What's funny is that Ork society is Soo war focused that that one word really does mean ALL of what Conan said with 3 whole sentences.

@DanielWW2 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously Games Workshop, commission this for a Black Library novel. The story of Kronan is really something else.

@baz5521 3 жыл бұрын

hes right

@stethesteguy2093 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Shut up and take my money!

@psychopompazire3078 3 жыл бұрын

Dis Righ 'Ere Is Reel Cunnin'

@JD-td6oh 3 жыл бұрын

@@psychopompazire3078 haha

@arson338 3 жыл бұрын

Take my money now

@mattMcNulty18 3 жыл бұрын

No piece of literature has captured ork culture so perfectly. An absolute masterpiece

@claudiumangaloiu9756 3 жыл бұрын

This is how I always imagined that a novel from the ork perspective should go.

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@VoiceOfTheEmperor 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that Kronan shoved an Ork shield generator up his ass and used it multiple times AND the fact that it worked (not surprising, as it's an Ork) made me cackle uncontrollably. This is why I love Orks. They're the most entertaining race in Warhammer.

@SamtheIrishexan 2 жыл бұрын

If only those pathetic humies were more orky they could stop shoving things up their asses

@DarasuumArray 2 жыл бұрын

The pure comedy race

@SolarContainers 2 ай бұрын

Bro you gotta put spoiler alerts on this shit, ruined a major, deep plot line for me 😂

@VoiceOfTheEmperor 2 ай бұрын

@@SolarContainers I doubt that. But thanks for the warning.

@hermanoxborrow6454 3 жыл бұрын

An epic satire of a satirical species. If only Mr. So-Crates were alive to see what we can do with irony and dakka in this modern age. 10/10

@rickconnolly5006 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, the " So-Crates" bit made my day lol

@cappinjocj9316 11 ай бұрын

Ork-Craties is now the name of my Big-Mek.

@alexr.5389 3 жыл бұрын

This is as 40k as anything Black Library has sold me. Amazing work Broldemort.

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :) :) :)

@davidk6269 3 жыл бұрын

In the immortal words of Mork from Ork: "Nanu, nanu." R.I.P. Robin Williams--arguable the true avatar of Mork.

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Aye. A phenomenal comedian. :(.

@davidk6269 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort If Robin Williams is Mork from Ork, by extension does that make Pam Dawber Gork? Hmmmm....

@MorrisonsProphecy 3 жыл бұрын

I bleieve he'd approve. Robin played 40k (Harlequins)

@latayantheazran 3 жыл бұрын

My tradition of paining necrons while listening to tales of kronan cant be realized, for i painted all my necrons, but still gonna listen to all again. Long live Kronan and Balders.

@MarkusGustav 3 жыл бұрын

Then you must use more Kunnin', if all Necrons are painted, then more necrons must be bought!

@wiccanthropy1956 3 жыл бұрын

@@MarkusGustav or new paint scheme must be thought and then applied. For the most thinkin!

@latayantheazran 3 жыл бұрын

@@MarkusGustav i ordered a monolith that still doesnt arrive, and i have lots of unpainted stuff from other factions, but yeah, i want even more necrons but not enough teef

@wiccanthropy1956 3 жыл бұрын

@@latayantheazran I feel ya. More teef is always gud but more necrons is even betta

@Qardo 3 жыл бұрын

Ork stories are best stories. To think Orks can tell the best stories.

@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 жыл бұрын

Well uv corse, when it's in ya head, 'da humies iz big enuff ta make krumpin' 'em werf it, 'da panzies akshully kan git in yer 'ead, an 'da blooberrez kan akshully fite back in krumpin' range

@mikewaterfield3599 3 жыл бұрын

Poor ork, having to actually think things through. All they really want is a heavy object and someone’s head to Krump with it.

@rb2994 3 жыл бұрын

14:13 -16:50 Uncle Baldermort, the Storytelling King - grots keep screaming in the background as Kronin plans

@frankmendoza1655 3 жыл бұрын

It's the little details that separate the capable from the exceptional! Bravo brother Baldermort! 👏👏👏

@19ZombieDude97 3 жыл бұрын

Yes I love that.

@aaaeeeaaaeeeeaea 3 жыл бұрын

I clicked this expecting a summary of an already existing character, I was amazed to see this was a fanfic created by yourself. The comedic style reminds me of Terry Pratchett, fantastic content, thank you! I look forward to more!

@kaungmyat5820 3 жыл бұрын

"A plan with a Plan" That kinda scares me

@dannylamb456 3 жыл бұрын

"Da humies fink they've got our plan. When I've already finked a plan around da plan!"

@inquisitorgarza312 3 жыл бұрын

This Kronan is by far a more cunning creature within the ranks of the Greenskins, one that could rival the any other Waaargh that the Imperium is currently facing. Kronan rise to power has been a worrying trait that the Orks are currently displaying more of, and that is cunning nature of the Orks. Most within the Imperium military believe that the Orks are mindless beasts, but in truth they are far more dangerous when they use that image against us.

@markusvurrgh4549 3 жыл бұрын

Kronan Da Kunnin is hands down the best 40k content on KZfaq. Foerealdoe.

@theroadstopshere 3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely one of the funniest and most interesting Ork fanfictions I've ever heard, and the narration only adds to it. I'll never cease to giggle at the squeals of the Flying Thinkin' Grots, the majestic poem of Thinkmas, nor the "Anal Militantrum". If I ever make an Orky army, it will almost certainly be in the style and legacy of the Kunnin Ork himself, and entirely as a result of this saga. Absolutely love how much fun you make the setting-- it's easy to get so caught up in the grimdark and serious questions of the setting that we forget the whole purpose is to be a source of fun.

@Duppyman695 3 жыл бұрын

The Ork, The Warrior, The Legend......... Waggghhhh!

@kamarreingram5045 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that u don't have more subscribers is sad u give great lore and storys everytime keep up the great work

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Rome wasn’t built in a day. ;). It’s only starter silly stuff. I can see why it’s not as popular as some. ;)

@Wulfen26 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been eating up all the YT lore channels I can find for years. Was in a rut. You really do make some of the BEST content I’ve come across and I’m also like kronan, perplexed you don’t have more views. The long form content is REALLY top notch man. Huge props.

@kamarreingram5045 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wulfen26 facts he breath fresh life into the community with his short story's and then deep diving into lore after

@JimBox810 2 жыл бұрын

Can I just take a moment to appreciate that Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer actually put in more grot screaming sound effects as Kronan was thinkin.

@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын

Of course! He was throwing them over the side. :) :)

@ChrisC-xo1ds 7 ай бұрын

By far my fave part I lold the Ecole time

@dakotajackson7626 Жыл бұрын

This is the best story I've ever heard.... the sheer enjoyment of a ork being kunnin

@baldermort Жыл бұрын

Three after that and a new king one coming tonight. You’ve discovered Kronan at the right time. ;)

@andrewstace 3 жыл бұрын

Like a corgi digging on PCP. Perhaps the best simile ever.

@oxyuran5998 3 жыл бұрын

I love absolutely all of it... Kronan, the kunnin', thinkmass, how "the kunnin" explodes the knob heads and the delightfully misplaced yet so fitting pictures of Garrosh Hellscream.

@thatgamingguy4189 3 жыл бұрын

I just started building my ork army today, and listening to this story while doing so made it a truly legendary day. Thank you for this good sir!

@MoonkeyMod 3 жыл бұрын

An epic saga to start the weekend right, Gork and Mork’s blessings be upon you brother Baldermort!

@reedmckinney8749 3 жыл бұрын

When an Ork starts to figure things out to this degree, that is a frightening thing indeed!

@theapostatejack8648 3 жыл бұрын

Essential listening for all Inquisitors and Watch Masters! - =][= Ordo Xenos =][= No sniggering at the back there! *BLAM*

@ngominh259 3 жыл бұрын

We need a movie for this story. I can already feel the grimy, bloody metal and the cacophony of primal rage. Baldemort is the best.

@philarma9194 3 жыл бұрын

Kronan...the legend, and current champion of gotagami. Thank you Father Balders

@plaigus1 2 жыл бұрын

The moment Kronan starts to take grots seriously just because they have hats is pure gold

@johnbeck1978 3 жыл бұрын

YEAH BOI two hours of Orky goodness. The only way to start the weekend off.

@MrEpz4321 3 жыл бұрын

This is phenomenal. You can always tell when a writer/speaker knows about his subject. You truly understand Warhammer and therefore you're able to create these.

@arbitersofsanguine2042 3 жыл бұрын

It felt like I was listening to the end of Conan the Destroyer in that intro why black library hasn't pick you up ill never know, keep it up brother for Sanguinius!!!

@peterwall8191 3 жыл бұрын

This..this is not simple fan fiction, this is an EPIC! Worthy of Jordan or De Camp. Names i do not use lightly. We have been privileged to witness literally history in the making. The tankers was fun to listen to. This took it to another level. To You sir and those who helped you in this endeavour a heart felt thank you. I was laughing like a loon, biting my nails for anxiety, almost planted my face in the screen twice,had to stop twice to wipe coffee stains from my screen, in short i run the gamut. Again thank you!

@opesam 2 жыл бұрын

How have I inly just discovered this glittering gem?! I have been a faithful listener for some time, but never did I imagine that such glory existed!

@entropic6439 3 жыл бұрын

2 hours of orks? I cant think of anything better.

@Ackalan 3 жыл бұрын

How about two hours on a LOOP? :D

@scottag3597 3 жыл бұрын

Orks that can think? We're all dead!

@hunter5822 3 жыл бұрын

“Keestered it” is the best way I can think to ever describe that action!

@FunkBastid 3 жыл бұрын

The ol prison wallet

@dannylamb456 3 жыл бұрын

Nature's pocket

@MrTrenttness 3 жыл бұрын

🔥🎸🔥 Rock'n!!! "Because it's not the 80's!" Hahha😜

@troystevens9506 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you again for the time and effort you put into this channel and the stories that you create. Your voice and narration skills are truly a blessing from God. Your channel makes it much easier for me to endure my 8 hours of chemotherapy. Thank you.

@paulav7961 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be binge-watching this channel during our newly started "hard and fast" lockdown here in sunny New Zealand.

@troystevens9506 2 жыл бұрын

@@paulav7961 Unfortunately, I think that we might be going in the direction of lock downs again in the States for a few cities.

@paulav7961 2 жыл бұрын

@@troystevens9506 - I hope not. They're a complete waste of time for the masses and a great way to crush the economy. :(

@theblueneko677 3 жыл бұрын

Favorite story series by far. I love the badassery of the imperium but i also live the comedy of the orks

@jamesgreen5521 3 жыл бұрын

Now diz iz a zoggin great way to welkum da new Beast snagga bosses Nufin like a good foight Az uzeual an amazing vid baldey

@DCBruinsMedia Жыл бұрын

This is the greatest work of 40k fiction I have witnessed in a long time. Truly visionary. An inspiring tale.

@singletona082 3 жыл бұрын

I am always in awe and joy when there are more adventures of Kronan to be told. His adventures in brutality and cunning do leave me with a glad heart and... hope the galaxy can yet be bashed into proppa shape.

@lt.cuttlefish9909 3 жыл бұрын

This should definitely be an official short book for games workshop. The voice acting and writing is perfect for describing a WAAAGGGHHHH in a umie way.

@Jabbaholl 3 жыл бұрын

as a recent subscriber, I'd just like to say thanks. Your 'ramblings' as you're fond of calling them, have helped me through some pretty crappy chemotherapy. I'm often listening at daft o'clock as sleep eludes me. I think I've listened for 8+ hours more than once. Your prolific work rate is astounding, and you should also make sure you leave time for fun =) cheers Balders

@Kasperl88 3 жыл бұрын

U IZ FIGHTIN U IZ WINNIN

@Jabbaholl 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kasperl88 I could do with some of Kronan's Kunnin to help me...... Thnking..... hurts!!

@deffkon_c1242 3 жыл бұрын

Making me want to start some Beast Snaggas hearing this 💚

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

They look so good. If I had the time and space - I;d be all over them. :)

@deffkon_c1242 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort that would be amazing lol :D tho I believe you play Blood Angel's isn't it?? Excuse my brainfart I watched the video on the (current) codex you own! :-)

@algae1278 3 жыл бұрын

Baldy, You make the Internet a better place. You genuinely bring a smile to my face and brighten my day. Thanks for doing what you do. -A

@garouHH 3 жыл бұрын

This is *exactly* the kind of good night story that I was looking for. And I don't know whether you changed up the intro due to my suggestion, but I appreciate that you did.

@StrengthScholar0 Жыл бұрын

I am astounded by the breadth and depth of your storytelling ability.

@benruniko 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot say that any of your stories is better than the others because they are all QUALITY. But this one makes me laugh so hard right from the minute it starts from the idea of an Ork having a “troubled brow” while creating Grot artwork, until the last word. Thank you for creating this, it is so much fun

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

🖖🖖🖖

@connorriggs1518 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload, I am a bit under the weather so this really helps

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you get better soon brother Riggs. :)

@connorriggs1518 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort Thank you sir

@robertzetterlund5423 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, wait, wait! I need to start the intro to Conan and listen to it on repeat! This is one of your true gems!

@luukpaans346 3 жыл бұрын

An absolute masterpiece as always. I cantwait to hear: "Grond ... Chains Grond."

@dannylamb456 3 жыл бұрын

I for one am a fan of "Klint Ezzwud"

@timfarrow1545 10 ай бұрын

Ever heard the ork bands megadeff slayver metalika and my favourite drool.

@1KosovoJeSrbija1 3 жыл бұрын

My question is when will Kronan meet a psyker in a hut somewhere whom he befriends?

@wiccanthropy1956 3 жыл бұрын

Or finds his primanus orks?

@codyevett2098 3 жыл бұрын

You mean “Primorkis”?

@wiccanthropy1956 3 жыл бұрын

@@codyevett2098 ha good one! The name is from the titular series: kronan

@pr9039 2 жыл бұрын

"Cunning resided in hats." Ooooh there's so many great layers to that lol.

@Termi-Motovlogs 3 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAGH! If this story came to Audible I would buy the finished thing for sure! Now where is my thinking Grot as I need to think how I can show this to our Faithful Servant.

@MarkATorres1989 3 жыл бұрын

Never did I thought I'd be rooting for a xenos orky brute known as Kronan da Kunnin... he might be a worthy foe to meet in battle.

@jasonsoto5273 Жыл бұрын

He'd have to go through all the other colors and flavors before they would even let him near the gold ones. Brilliant!!!

@adamschaafsma5839 5 ай бұрын

This is the best Ork story ever. You have me so heavily invested in Kronan, Tiddles, and Dakka Von Smashhoven. You really have done something seriously special here. Time to binge!!!!

@alexandersow8203 3 жыл бұрын

4:07 - 4:15 4:54 - 5:19 This... This is HILARIOUS!! I am rolling about the house like a lunatic; despite having heard the story twice before, the laughter is as fresh as fresh can be!!

@ScreenTalker 3 жыл бұрын

Leave it to an ork to make himself smarter by believing he was smarter... by wearing a hat

@RockSplitter 3 жыл бұрын

(Or something like that!)

@GiarcMcDerp 3 жыл бұрын

I'm loving these SSFs so much!

@GiarcMcDerp 3 жыл бұрын

Additionally, the way you write orc spirituality is so realistic and relatable while being so different from human spirituality

@ericthered2963 Жыл бұрын

Dude is well on his way to return to being a Krork

@seriouslysillygoose 3 жыл бұрын

Orks... Together... Smart 🤣

@scottmurphy4946 3 жыл бұрын

Holy long ones I enjoy these videos during my hours drives to work, I don't know how you manage to keep these creative story's going

@scottlidstone1902 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favourite narratives so far, great humour in it. Thanks for bundling this up.

@Birb_of_Judge 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, why wasn't this in a direct notification? Glad I cought the one on discord. But damn this story was amazing from the very first entry on the Shook atak gun. And I really appreciate this compilation

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Notifications only get sent out to a small fraction of the sub group and is often staggered. Sigh. YT does not really like its creators if I am honest. :)

@Birb_of_Judge 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort ah, it arrived just now. But I'm glad I'm in the discord, so I still managed to be here within the first minute

@ewc58 3 жыл бұрын

Over 2 hours of FUN, thanks for helping set up the weekend! ❤️

@Celadrin 3 жыл бұрын

People love playlists and long running times- it alleviates an anxiety to have to choose in the immediate short term

@Celadrin 3 жыл бұрын

Its an opiate to the "I can choose anything" paradigm- choice paralysis/anxiety is real- an up to 3 hour epic alleviates so much choice paralysis and institutes a window of permission to relax that can't be understated

@Celadrin 3 жыл бұрын

the worst thing for a person who thinks it takes 80 minutes to fall asleep is an 80 minute video- a 40 minute video may "help"- but the thought of ending on the cusp of sleep and then the video changes jarringly/stirringly- is actually very anxiety provoking and self-defeating

@antwan1357 Жыл бұрын

love the narration thanks for making this.

@alrethianscraftsbattles 3 жыл бұрын

A Baldermort 2h video special 😁👍...perfect friday evenig

@arg31ify 3 жыл бұрын

This SSF series of videos you've been doing lately are fantastic. Honestly they are better than many of the paid audiobooks.

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@donkorleone1142 3 жыл бұрын

What a perfect day to start off the weekend with some legendary lore from Baldermort. Doesn’t get better than this

@Hazard2005 3 жыл бұрын

"written and performed by me" Amazing story so far Baldermort, thanks.

@cjh.1920 3 жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early Cadia still stood.

@genericdreamers831 3 жыл бұрын

'The Tree of Woohoo!' Best name you ever made up. Of all time. Please may the Tree of Woohoo survive whatever krumpin's coming.

@turboslyna 3 жыл бұрын

This is by far the best Ork story on the tube! 😂❤👌

@pearcefennell2684 3 жыл бұрын

2 hours of the lore Master Friday evening Cronin the kunnin with hats , salutations brother Baldermort fantastic absolutely brilliant thankyu good sir thankyu indeed

@kronanthekonqueror2979 3 жыл бұрын

OMGZ YES!! 2 full hours of KRONAN. Just in time for my youtube name change XD

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

Now you;ll confuse us all! :) (What was your handle before brother?)

@kronanthekonqueror2979 3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort David R 😁

@SamIAm_The_Motorcycle_Man 3 жыл бұрын

I'm really enjoying these compilations they're so great to listen to when painting or relaxing

@thomasward4141 3 жыл бұрын

KRONAN!!!!!! I absolutely love this character Baldermort! Please keep on keepin on man, I love when you drop new pieces.

@thomasbird2286 3 жыл бұрын

"like a corgi on pcp" truly a masterwork

@TridentTrueHobbies 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who immediately started airdumming the Connan theme after my Hommie finished intro? Nice work mate!

@baldermort 3 жыл бұрын

No way! If I could find a way to hire the music to Conan, I would! :( It would be so perfect.

@genuinehawken 8 ай бұрын

This series is my absolute favorite bit of 40k lore ever made

@waffleman6666 Жыл бұрын

Intro was such a badass homage also set up the main character as ork version of Arnold lmao!

@thomasbrill1494 3 жыл бұрын

The Conan opening was EPIC! Good show!

@luckylarry71 3 жыл бұрын

Oy, umiez! You'z on Orks lands nao! 'Ope you ain't too attached to yer 'eadz!

@johnbeck1978 3 жыл бұрын

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO

@matg3870 3 жыл бұрын

This was the one I have been waiting for. KRONAN the orkiest of orks!

@JordanAndTrazyn 2 жыл бұрын

This is possibly the best thing I have EVER HEARD.

@bigearl3867 3 жыл бұрын

I have listened to this three times! Fantastic! And all the music works so well. Bravo oh great chronicler! Bravo!

@RamC002 3 жыл бұрын

Lit up a cigar, got a good bottle of scotch and settled down to listen to this marvelous tale!

@Interrobang212 3 жыл бұрын

You are absolutely my favorite warhammer youtuber. I'm so excited for these fun videos.