RhinoShield more like

hi mayor

Love you

dadaby convertible

Does king reply?

I'm assuming that's not a joke right? Holy shit

@@Ratm4life It happened in 1981 and was the first Disneyland murder iirc

@@clamshelljuice Does this mean I can't watch my Pixar movies anymore? 😫. And man that's brutal

@@Ratm4life Idk man do whatever feels right for you

SuS 👳🏽‍♂️. 📕

I could tell from that statement that she had a private school education and her family owns a boat

as well as that dude who said 30 year olds in line at disney already had their own chance at childhood as if everyone got to go to disneyland when they were children lmao

Or they would be the type of person to tell a poor person to stop being poor

@@bexbex444 exactly what I was thinking when I heard that. Them houses expensive AF for you to say “just go after your dreams”, I know you privileged as shit

“if your homeless, just buy a house”

I think Danny has talked about this, yeah it’s pretty weird

@@user-uz3rl7hl7t "This goes in the garbage now!"

I mean to them it’s not even ashes it just looks like a weird amount of dust in one spot and goes in the trash

@@Notsiphen iirc the janitors at Disney parks are actually trained to spot ashes and vacuum them up first. Edit: it’s called “code HEPA” which basically means “there’s ashes here, get the ultra fine vacuum”

😢 that's fuckin sad....can't believe that's real

I literally lol’d at service champion😂

I never felt more degraded and just a pawn at my Taco Bell after I learned I was a service champion like the audacity to call a cashier/line position that title is amazing

PLEASE i worked at a gas station and my official title was “weekend warrior”

@@mikeyfae7110 they did you DIRTY >O

Lolol

SENSUALLY?!

@@clairee527 you heard the man

Honestly staying in one of those houses would be cool....for maybe four days....you know VISITING...

@@kylebear8101 exactly, visiting like you visit a theme park and stay at a hotel if you're from far away... DON'T LIVE AT A THEME PARK, PEOPLE GET SOME SENSEEEEE

Honestly his pose reminded me of the ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ scene from Titanic

dont forget "i named *all* of my kids after disney characters like jasmine, aurora, cinderella"

yeah there's definitely a line between "disney adults" and "adults who enjoy disney". i personally love going to the theme parks and have my favorite characters....but i dont devote my whole personality to it lol

im technically an adult eho likes disney (but actually in only 18 so im basically a kid) but some Disney adults r a little...

I feel like not enough of them recognize the dystopian corporation shit, but like just on a content level you could be a fan I guess

I dated a guy who was going on an internship to Disneyland. Before the internship his father went into debt so his family could go to Disney WORLD before he left on the internship where he'd be at Disney for a semester. This guy also sold his car to go on this internship. Never ceases to amaze.

Oh god no

cocomelon adults

sigma adults

May karl marx save us all

that would actually be terrifying

sameeee literally me

Same here omg

Exactly this. Disney and Disney World are some of the only memories from my childhood that I remember with pure joy and bliss, because the rest of it is grief or other negative things. I had to grow up too fast. So if something as simple as a company and their theme park can make me fully happy, then let it make me happy.

That's fine When we refere to Disney adults we mean Disney worshippers Your good

I agree with you. I just wish that they would keep it childlike in the Parks. Sure, it's fun to drink and whatever, but it's not fun to be around belligerent violent drunk people, especially in a safe childlike environment.

Wise.

I think you missed the point of this video

tbh i don’t think that applies here

@@ellagris Disney is hella expensive, why doesn’t it fit?

gotta love racially ambiguous man

Pff 17 cats is not that much

Please don’t come for my future self 😭 (but not wrong lol)

Exactly

I know this is joke but i feel like i would make unironically a cat themed corner in my house 😅👀🏠

@@faceyl a corner isn't entire house so you're good i assume

I SWEAR

top most hilarious comment

like to reply ratio of about 1000:1 (until I wrote this) interesting

@@badarchive no one has anything to say

@@badarchive because the comment is so perfect there's nothing to add

Jesus Christ that sounds horrible

@@Mikoola i have 2 relatives that work/have worked at disneyland and ….. it’s not far off

It’s basically a cult

I mean you don’t have to work there if you don’t want to. You know what you’re signing up for. It’s serious business. This is a mega corporation. We have to preserve the magic but guests under that we’re human

@@Rumpelgrls I know that’s why I quit

I totally agree with you. Many adults going to Disneyland maybe going for the first time. I’ve learned that many of their families couldn’t afford it when they were children. It ends up being a healing experience for most of them.

@@Bunnybubblesadults going there can go be Disney adults thats normal.

​@@Bunnybubbleswow, going to a theme park, what an amazing healing experience 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i'm going to sound like an ass, but please learn the definition of the word you're using, you come off incredibly embarrassing otherwise.

@@ReiAnikaAyanami please correct me and tell me what word.

@@ReiAnikaAyanamiwhat exact word r u talking abt?? i think what they said was fine && agree w it

Omg how did I not make the connection on kiwis name, that makes so much sense lol

dont eat the crab dip yee yee

didnt know how obsessed he was with harry styles, im cringing lol

@@belongsinthetrash1543 he's been a one direction fan for years a few of his vines are one direction jokes

@@belongsinthetrash1543 why

this observation is *chef's kiss*

yeah, we should make spider man innocent, but let’s also make JMS and Quesada make him do a deal with the devil

guys im about to do the biggest sin known to internet, im gonna self promote give my content a chance if you want

Disney is soooo strict, its insane. my drill team and band got to march in a parade and they went over a bunch of rules, the only one I remember is that we couldn't look at people. and they stressed this one soooo much. if we turned our head and looked at the ppl watching the parade, we would get kicked out. to this day we joke "DO NOT LOOK AT THE PEOPLE" bc they were sooooo strict about that one rule

@@itsme5825 Disney: “don’t do anything that involves social contact” Also Disney: “why do our staff hate us and why are they so antisocial?”

EXTREMELY cheugy

kurtis conner for honorary gen z-er petition sign here

:sadface: let us pray for him /j

6:16

he's clearly talked to D'angelo Wallace

Needs to be a Black Mirror episode

Like 'them' style??

Woah man I'd watch it. What if it was keeping up with the Kardashians style? Or even better, the Real housewives of Golden Oaks 🤣

We must crowdfund this

It gives me Vivarium vibes

the heck is a mcmansion?

@@mammoneymelona mass produced mini mansion for the upper middle class

@@mammoneymelonasking questions like youtube doesn’t exist

Keeping Up With The Golden Oaks, The Real Housewives of Golden Oaks, 90 day fiance: Golden Oaks edition

@@freedaboyoung3722 Whats with Golden Oakes?

Golden Oaks Country Club: True Golf Classics

@GoChuckUrself Defunctland has a whole episode about it.

fun fact disney wanted to make a company town which if you're not familiar is a town where everything is owned and operated by the company you work for and you're paid in Company Bucks and it's scary as hell

I was on tumblr for that! I dont remember following any Disney blogs but even I saw the psas people would make about that and other people bugging the cast members in really dumb ways. Like shouting andy's coming and expecting the toy story actors to drop to the ground.

Yeah ! I just watched CreepshowArt’s video on it lmao

As someone who has been on tumblr since 2011, Early 2010’s tumblr was absolutely hell.

They did what? that poor cast member.

what’s even weirder is that he achieved his “fame” initially because of early youtube, livejournal, flickr and deviantart at the end of the 00s before the 10s started (yeah, this is oooold), then his popularity grew even MORE when tumblr found out about him. his life was crazy. i assume it’s calmed down since then.

I was thinking the same thing!

Like I've never been to Disney in my life and I'd love to go AT SOME point in my life like XD

everyone wants their childhood back 😔

@@nitrofairywing1541 Me too! Now that I’m an adult, I love to save up and do things that I wasn’t able to do as a kid :,D it feels really fulfilling!

@@scoobydoo5934 It also may be a little important to me for like reasons other than just the normal "I didn't get to go as a kid" but that's going pretty deep into personal stuff XD, but still I've loved Disney since I was a child, and damnit I'm good wearing an outfit that reflects Ursula 😂

What the fuck ppl are wild?? I've seen the gif of him a couple of times but like that really sucks and that's totally unfair, I hope he's doing well :(

oh fuck i forgot about this.... i was active on tumblr when this happened and it was so fucking embarrassing. one of the many things that woke me up to the toxicity on there...

Whattttttttttttt

what? Hello?????

Tarzan got banned from being a live action character because GROWN WOMEN wanted to act out of pocket smh

i forgot abt that until kurtis mentioned it wtf is wrong w them 😩😩 what kinda response were they expecting from us 'oh yeah sure u can have this holiday deeply embedded into our culture here u go lol :)'

That's just their first step on the way of buying Mexico- **gets shot in the head**

Who did they even ask? Mexican officials ?

Ikkkk I’m Mexican too and wtf!! The audacity 🙄

@@ben-wm6yc they asked every mexican i said no

i have been breadpilled into connerism-marxism

but he's right

that doesn't mean you can't make choices that make less damage ! Sure, there are things that you can't avoid, but there are things you can avoid or replace with different things. Just because the system is broken doesn't mean we should all just stop caring.

@@theosaveria3089 yesss!! I always see people use that phrase as an excuse to participate in excessive consumerism and it's so annoying. yes, almost every choice u make will have unethical consequences but that doesn't mean u can't try to lower ur individual impact

​@@darcie6491 My response is always "No ethical consumption under capitalism" doesn't mean "all consumption under capitalism is equally unethical"

Agree

i was thinking that

I feel like it’s something they would brag about and bring up at every occasion ever

@@Alice-ib4cz their friends are boasting about engagements, new jobs, kids, etc. And they go "I got banned from Disneyland" 😂

@@Alice-ib4cz their friends eventually get annoyed like “don’t speak to [name], he’ll just spend an hour telling you about how he got banned by Disney”

That’s actual super fan logic tho, like the types of people that try to kidnap/kill their favorite Kpop star or whatever

Wrong kind of cowboy lol

You had 69 likes and I ruined it, sorry

LMAO

THERES A SNAKE IN MY COOCH

@@agothworld9733 I'm dead! 🤣💀

Wtf is a tween though?

@@pettalkingbrick5287 a pre teen, so it’s like in between child and teen (10ish-13)- therefore tween

Wut -_- I used to think tweens were like 20-23 cause they're twenties but they're kinda young or something ... nvm I sound dum af

@@pettalkingbrick5287 10-12 year olds

@@pretty948 I mean it makes sense when u put it this way so

Cool name

FACTS 🤞 😭 🤣 😂

“May divorce be with you”

Epic

@@Higongeous very epic

B c NC cc. "Cc cc@@Higongeous bz, x, b z cb9,,

@@ITSSKUDDUMMY no thank you

No wayyy he is not 27 right? Your kidding💀

🤬

Trying to lay claim to a holiday...now that's a ballsy show of power. Disney is kind of terrifying.

Not only that, but a Mexican holiday. The audacity

@@valentinac.6126 yes, because it would be fine if it was any other countries holiday

@@valentinac.6126 For real, the caucasity!

How did you get so many likes dudee

yetg

SK8 THE INFINITY

Hello fellow Reki kinnie

@@oooo15267 AYY FELLOW REKI PFP

Lol

Stooop!🤣

You miss a payment and the letter has a Mickey sticker and has the signature pocka dots and says “Oh Shucks!” With Mickey with a shocked face

Not a joke look up Gempp

that is .... terrifying

Nooo

Your aunt scares me

nightmare fuel

Maybe it’s because I live mere driving distance from DisneyLand, but that does not sound as weird to me as it probably should. If anything, I’m the weird one in my community for still not watching Wandavision (let alone whatever else Marvel has put out on Disney Plus recently) and I’m probably just going to have to accept the fact that if I ever want to have a girlfriend again for the first time in college, I need to seriously brush up on my knowledge of the company and its parks to impress them.

Woooooooooow

@@haleymist09 okay but did they tip decently

@@AnnaMorgause probably not 😭

I bet they didn't tip!

I need to know the tip percentage.

Totally

Ok I unironically listen to disney songs and make disney references but I never go to the parks so hopefully I'm safe :')

I was literally going to comment this ✋🏼😌

@@npcimknot958 Lollll true it is expensive but honestly I never really liked rollercoasters or amusement parks so I never begged my parents to go

Even if you’re deemed a Disney adult, who cares what others think

So truee

Yeah, this

@Austin Lee i agree with you to some degree but I and other nerodivergents have had this exact conversation before and we all agree that we are mad at first but after we calm down and think about it or enough people make the argument we kinda just start agreeing it just feel a little excessive and I personally believe that most Disney adults aren’t nerodivergent The one I know are nerotypical

I get this point, but most people don’t care about the corporation, just the products. It’s the reason I can still enjoy Kevin Spacey movies while acknowledging he’s a shitty person.

@Austin Lee i don't think this is about being neurodivergent. This is about fans being fans. Its not unique to disney and its not unique to neurodivergent people. People making something they love part of their identity and not wanting to hear cririsim about it happens across the board. Many neurotypicals do it as well as neurodivergent people. And, many neurotypical people don't do it, aswell as many neurodivergent people.

He did the same with furries lol a sweetheart

yeah i appreciated him talking at the end about how there are so many reasons someone would cry at disney so we shouldn’t make fun of them :)

was just thinking this. he does great research which allows him to give a balanced view and also learn to one side

It’s nice that he has this magical human thing called empathy. No clue why that seems so rare

@@cosmosisrose money bud. Birds die for food but humans die for greed. It's very easy for a lot of people to readjust their bottom line with some money involved. Look at any single show or hobby, you'll see that negative criticism gets much more attention than positive reinforcement, because human nature is just like that. That's why most KZfaq chernels just shit on anyone and anything niche or slightly not inline with a generalized opinion because people eat it up

I loved how he tied those two together, it had me cracking up 😆

I live in a duplex, and I'm pretty sure my neighbour is planning my murder because of how loud I laughed at that divorce joke

@@haydenboocock4285 Kill them first :)

He also used it in the divorces of TikTok video.

TRULY!!!

very orwellian

Noice

@@cheekeemonkee2771 Which part is Orwellian?

Based

Based

Unless they already have it-

This comment is great

My problem is that my SO doesn't have room for anything anymore. There's Disney memorabilia everywhere. He's nearly a hoarder.

Lol hmm this might be true!

this is a plus for sureee maybe i just hate figuring out what to get people but i could make so many cool useful and disney themed gifts :P

it reminded me of the jumpscare from hereditary with the mom in the corner of the ceiling 😭

It literally looked like a subliminal message cause it was so fast too lmfaoo

@@despres380 LOL omfg

it’s stuck in my head forever now.

@@despres380 😭😂

STOPP BAHAHA

yikes

OKAY EDITING SO PEOPLE STOP MISUNDERSTANDING MY ORIGINAL POINT. Here it is in plain English: Disney wants money, Disney wants to please people to get more money, if you ask to have your story made into a Disney franchise, they will and they will still want money from it. That’s just how it works. Disney isn’t a charity nor are they the History Channel. It sucks sometimes, but the point I made is that if you ask for something and they give it to you, you can’t force your views on to them if you would have done it differently. Just don’t support it. Criticise the product and the producers, sure, but you can’t just act like they stole it from you first if you wanted them to use it in the first place. Disney makes their profits off of using stories (usually preexisting ones that are a traditional fairytale from a given culture with some serious modifications) and turning them into entertainment. People liked it. People asked Disney to represent their culture, too. Disney listens and uses that culture as source material. They take creative liberties, like always. They sell merchandise surrounding their product, of which the culture is now a significant part of. Now, people aren’t happy that Disney adapted their culture to fit entertainment and are selling items related to that holiday. The expectations are not something that a company like Disney is going to be able to do-they make money, they’re interested in profit, they can’t make every person happy, and they can’t abandon their fantasy branding either. Disney sells Christmas merch, they capitalise on Halloween, Chinese New Years, Easter-all holidays specific to religions and cultures. They have generalised Arabic merch for Aladdin and Chinese for Mulan. Lumiere is a parody of a French person. They make fun of Merida having a thick dialect. It’s meant to be entertainment.

@@the_rachel_sam y u p

lol this the best comment I've seen in a while

Same like I’m 22 and have only gone like 3 times in my whole life 💀

@@KingOfGaymes I'm 21 and I have gone 0 times

maybe they just can't ... you know, just put it on the credit card or something similiar.

As you can see- I’m a “DISNEY adult” lol although I’m in recovery 🤣 how we all do it is passes. You pay for a Pass and can go pretty much whenever you want. A pass can be as low as $20/month but with limited availability. I had the second highest pass that included free parking, food discounts, merch discounts, and all days are available besides the two weeks at Christmas. I paid only $130/month. But the trick is need you to be a CA resident. I would go home from work, and eat dinner and instead of going out to the mall or something my friends would meet up at the parks. BUT- these passes are changing. (Whoever said credit cards and debt is also right!) too many people had these passes and would over pack the parks- so now they’re changing everything to slow it all down and limit capacities

A lotttttttt of them are cast members who get into the parks for free tbh

Thisss

This!!!

yeah some people thinks being an annual passholder equals being a fanatic lmao

those are my favorite types of people. in any fandom, its important to distinguish

I just wish he would have touched on the Disney gangs at Disneyland that wear motorcycle vests. The LA Times did some articles about them.

She must be on top of the pyramid if she’s buying one of those houses 😫

Nice pfp but have you ever seen a UFO 👽

Wait, is beach body an mlm?

@@thedumbartist yep

*sweats in i grew up watching my mom and dad workout to beachbody*

I had to pause at that part😭😭

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME?!

☠️

@@elly.a4153 because of obi-wan?

BRUH WHAT

Also- they sent cease and desist claims to people on Etsy who ate selling Loki deity candles. As in, Norse pagans who worship the actual Norse God Loki. Like, I’m sorry Disney, but you can’t keep trying to trademark other culture’s holidays, religions, and languages???

Oh... Oh wow.

What’s next Are they going to try to threaten lawsuits to people who study Greek mythology because they made the movie Hercules. Honestly it is so funny how inaccurate that movie is. But I still have to admit it is one of my favorite Disney movies 🤣

This is actually not true. Redbubble removed a shirt copied from the Loki comics because they were concerned it interfered with Disney’s trademark rights, which is would. Disney doesn’t own Loki, but they do own their interpretation of the character and his appearance in the media they produce. Also Disney didn’t even take down that specific shirt anyway, it was the website.

oh same, my hyperfixatiins.., if there was a theme park based of my favorite game id literally be there 24/7 wearing only merch from said game (game is sky cotl btw lol)

god same

AAAA PERCY JACKSON THEME PARK

genshin impact theme park?? minecraft theme park? FUCK YEAHH!!!

same, if literally any of my hyperfixations ever had a theme park? dude i would go thete every day

The way you phrased this just made my night. Perfect :D

I hope you know this made me laugh so hard

i think that’s the best and most respectful description of one hahaha

Ok but winnie the pooh mugs are pretty rare and cute af

we respect the hustle

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Sad Mom White Kitchen Interiorrrrr

@@Evillittlesister WOOOOOHOO. I LOVE YOU SAD MOM

I laughed at this way more than I should have

@@Evillittlesister PLS

YESSS!! its so much fun trying to take themes an make them ur own in the style u dress! there’s a monthly market I go to, and each one has a them and styling outfits to match the theme is one of the highlight of the event 4 me

(Also the teddy bear pockets sound sick as hel!)

Cows assistant Tara Mooknee?!?

Lmao, i can almost envision the shit show it will be

Wands vs Ears

Oh god. They’re usually more insufferable actually, because they literally visualize their entire sociopolitical through the lens of Harry Potter.

It be so entertaining

its okay , youre safe here, we will always be here for you

It's okay, you're free from that hell.

There there

As a person who was also raised by a Disney adult who is now a non-Disney adult himself, I am so sorry for your loss.

What.. What was it like..?

I named a kitten Simba when I was a little girl and it died. Ruined the movie from then on...

Damn, my cat is named Bagheera...

@@punkybrewstar83 Same here

I named my cat Cheshire, but I just like Alice in Wonderland in general. Lol

@@mewichigo4924 🚨🚨 disney adult alert!

Yea im not a disney fan and named my cat simba. I just thought its a cool name and naming a cat after a lion was dope lol

I had a rabbit named Simba. He was an orange lionhead so I kinda had to lol

I’m not really into Disney but I couldn’t think of any other name to name my orange cat so I just named him Simba lol

Plus if you let a kid name the cat you have like a 50% chance it's gonna be called Simba

i think it includes the tattoo and stuff above it aswell not just the cat lmao

Where can i sign 👁👄👁✍️

He could put that instead of the extra greeting every time, he honestly seems so unenthusiastic about it. Would be okay with me. (I really kinda feel like I want to safe him from having to say that for the rest of his life.)

signed

*signs* 😋

Signed ✍️

Dang

And yet, because it’s Disney, you’ll have a decent chunk of people who would kill for the job and be grateful to have it. Capitalism’s fucked, yo

Yeah and that's why I think the "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism" and "let people have fun" is not a very accurate commentary when it comes to Disney. Because participating in something that, at least to me, seems at best a bit thoughtless and at worst almost culty, without addressing the impact Disney has not only on the whole movie industry (basically monopolizing it) and the world (>>literally

SHOCKER

@@lvmln7843 what u said I'm pretty sure Kurtis and us- the audience already know, aka they ARE the symbol of CAPITALISM, therefore in order to hold them accountable we have to dismantle capitalism (personally I'm in favour of anarchy 🙃) and obviously that's not an option so why not just let people enjoy Disney (this is where the comment of no "ethical consumption in capitalism" fits in) its not like we can kill Disney off besides there's worser things to enjoy (toxic star wars fandom I'm looking at u 💀) We're already living in a dystopia- type world anyway (covid-19, North Korea, China, Hong Kong, Palestine, Afghanistan, Saudi, America, Google, amazon, apple, inequal distribution of basic necessities .I.e MEDC eating too much and LEDC dying etc) so a little bit of Disney propaganda isn't the worst issue we gotta fix. But hey that's just my two cents, if u lot wanna start a revolution or dress like Disney idrc you do you innit.