I Lived Like WeWearCute For A Day
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The WeWearCute sisters called me out, and I need to clap back. But I can't do that if I don't know my enemy first, so I lived like WeWearCute for a day to see what I'm up against. I did what they do, I ate what they eat, and I pranked like they prank. Enjoy!
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@group4x121 4 жыл бұрын
When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history
@choopaaa 4 жыл бұрын
That's so beefy
@frosty_teacup 4 жыл бұрын
@@choopaaa *bœuf*
@mackrhan4380 4 жыл бұрын
Juicy squirt!
@renidere 4 жыл бұрын
Frosty Teacup ah, français
@noorabdullah3508 3 жыл бұрын
lol😂😂
@danivaav 3 жыл бұрын
She did NOT say *_"jUiCy SqUiRt"_* in baby voice, dear God.
@onionman8811 3 жыл бұрын
it made me just.. uncomfortable
@starfaun 3 жыл бұрын
so jellyyyyy
@excuseyou7198 3 жыл бұрын
@@starfaun SOOOO BEEFY
@abbitye2924 3 жыл бұрын
atleast she didnt say it seductively
@jf2801 3 жыл бұрын
@@excuseyou7198 beefy, juicy squirt. I think I just made it worse, somehow...
@starfluxfilms4417 Жыл бұрын
It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen
@scp_096_lookalike Жыл бұрын
fr 😭
@emilyb.8219 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all
@IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt Жыл бұрын
im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel Жыл бұрын
I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it
@_.rainydays._ 11 ай бұрын
three years now
@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын
2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol
@introvertedbookworm1 10 ай бұрын
Omg I wish he did that!
@dionemartins0212 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, that's a hilarious idea for a prank
@swankychey 4 жыл бұрын
"You JUST GOT PRANKED !! " "Oh did I?" Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭
@samahissimplistic 4 жыл бұрын
That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here
@introvertedbookworm1 10 ай бұрын
Yesss
@aryswheel9327 4 жыл бұрын
8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day” kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade
@Jukajobs 4 жыл бұрын
when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong
@nicllesuza3533 4 жыл бұрын
KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD
@karlavantas972 4 жыл бұрын
And then he got the nicest lady
@deeattwood7371 4 жыл бұрын
that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich
@Em-xe8ul 4 жыл бұрын
JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT
@baileyj7968 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it
@rowanlavellan9755 Жыл бұрын
I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao
@shivanipathak5380 Жыл бұрын
She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD
@MariaKiran1 4 ай бұрын
😂@@rowanlavellan9755
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
22:32 I know Kurtis’s style of humour so well at this point that as _soon_ as he said “I’m gonna make some dessert. I deserve it,” I instantly knew he was gonna say “I dessert it” and awkwardly smile.
@clairekaplan7417 Жыл бұрын
just desserts
@AvocadoToast06 11 ай бұрын
Literally same 😭😭 I had the exact same thought right before he said it
@clairedixon5471 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day” On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero
@delta7293 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said this
@ibbaby3966 4 жыл бұрын
kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)
@hochimane6535 4 жыл бұрын
Praxis
@Ame_Katze 4 жыл бұрын
@@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??
@alisajacobs3506 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is a true working class hero
@arleneboomsma3273 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!
@josie6291 4 жыл бұрын
and how dean is still trash
@blindgumby 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob is Superior Friend
@alexisgm4284 4 жыл бұрын
@@josie6291 he is funny af tho
@froggiecansler5022 4 жыл бұрын
i’m like... so anxious for jacobs reaction!! i’m stuck at 19:46, i’ve paused it, and o don’t wanna know how he reacts!! 😭😭😭
@blindgumby 4 жыл бұрын
@@froggiecansler5022 it's adorable tbh
@delaneyeisenbeisz Жыл бұрын
In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.
@strawberrycherrybaby 4 ай бұрын
Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂
@delaneyeisenbeisz 4 ай бұрын
It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂
@Cowboy_Frog Ай бұрын
What in this video reminded you of that?
@Monarch_love Ай бұрын
@@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol
@theressomethingwrongwithme926 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."
@introvertedbookworm1 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@azzy__films 3 жыл бұрын
The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺
@modifiedmomma2365 3 жыл бұрын
Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕
@acab9120 3 жыл бұрын
How does this only have 3 comments
@sashabanks2863 3 жыл бұрын
Give her a raise starbucco bucks
@roachqueen1973 3 жыл бұрын
So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.
@naratheweirdo 3 жыл бұрын
she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺
@mkayyhub 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Kurtis had a lower body... I just thought he was shoulders and head wtf
@loisxx3799 4 жыл бұрын
Just like the shower gel head & shoulders
@ChaunceyCC 4 жыл бұрын
Makayla Hubbard When we went to his meet and greet in S.F., The second he walked out my partner just goes “Oh my god. His legs. I’ve never seen them before.” Lol
@miserablemajor6407 4 жыл бұрын
the knees and toes part of the nursery rhyme doesn't apply to him bc his lower body is fake
@fukro7557 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's not like PewDiePie
@adamsorensen7996 4 жыл бұрын
Saw him live and he really doesn’t have any legs. He’s just torso and feet
@josie_rosie527 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)
@monamour4310 2 жыл бұрын
love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀
@josie_rosie527 2 жыл бұрын
@@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao
@CainXVII 11 ай бұрын
Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you
@wolfy4425 10 ай бұрын
@@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u
@introvertedbookworm1 10 ай бұрын
💀😭
@lindseyc.2090 3 ай бұрын
hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war
@SerialAnkleBiter 3 ай бұрын
Real, I had a full life flashback.
@CosmoMeyer 2 ай бұрын
I felt like I went back in time for a second
@styx3771 2 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀
@kaywee4200 3 жыл бұрын
That phone call to Starbucks was just two extremely polite people having a conversation.
@deuceydee3506 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if every phone call was like that
@kieramccormick875 3 жыл бұрын
@@deuceydee3506 god I would love that
@kaywee4200 3 жыл бұрын
@@deuceydee3506 it'd be nice
@YourMom-wn2iy 3 жыл бұрын
@@deuceydee3506 then I would pick up the call and not act like I did not saw it
@meretricious. 3 жыл бұрын
@@YourMom-wn2iy what
@susanf4698 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭
@samjaya9999 4 жыл бұрын
and that's on Bernie 2020
@leahstewart3559 4 жыл бұрын
and that’s on robin hood lol
@heathersyvilla9617 4 жыл бұрын
Susan F 🏴
@johndoe4110 4 жыл бұрын
Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf
@dee_is_tired 4 жыл бұрын
Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf
@NivaraTinuviel Жыл бұрын
I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day
@tess2241 Жыл бұрын
i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.
@ainsleeraasch5347 4 жыл бұрын
poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential
@adhyachaturvedi408 4 жыл бұрын
Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@sachimourya1431 4 жыл бұрын
The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.
@DrX-dh6th 4 жыл бұрын
i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it
@pikhatu 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob: ): Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*
@constanzaaguilar7433 4 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT
@VeronicaViccora 4 жыл бұрын
You literally have the nicest friend in the world. You pranked him... And he THANKED you. Wtf.
@sighduck13 4 жыл бұрын
answer: Canadians
@littleguy811 4 жыл бұрын
Big John Mulaney energy
@rarecoast9000 4 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for gettin' me buddy!"
@heresfrankbetches921 4 жыл бұрын
He's so cute
@Tee256 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I know right. Canadians rock.
@cocobutter3175 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.
@Haunted_Plush 4 ай бұрын
It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect
@gracebosley8802 4 жыл бұрын
He really called corporate instead of ruining some baristas day. We stan a mayor who supports the working class and eats the rich.
@ed_styles4218 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my homies STAN Kurtis
@alexanderpumpkin3423 4 жыл бұрын
EAT THE RICH.
@daisybryar2737 4 жыл бұрын
That was clearly a call centre worker but it's the thought that counts Kurtis we still love you
@mieroslava 4 жыл бұрын
Canadian 🤣
@dylanjeffries7823 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but apparently he shoplifted when he was 15 so idk
@topsoil8690 3 жыл бұрын
Something about her acting like a baby and saying "oh! Juicy squirt!" Really rubs me the wrong way
@dollykumo2959 3 жыл бұрын
It rubbed everyone the wrong way 😖
@topsoil8690 3 жыл бұрын
@@dollykumo2959 you're not wrong🤮
@stellar927 3 жыл бұрын
I think she’s doing it bc she knows creeps sadly exist on tik Tom ??
@victoriarose6886 3 жыл бұрын
It felt like a weird fetish thing
@stellar927 3 жыл бұрын
@@victoriarose6886 im. Scared. 😅
@peril7531 Жыл бұрын
Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day
@obeymekat6038 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that
@juliannah5721 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait mine tastes really weird" "What does it taste like?" "Not" "Jacob just got pranked!!" "Jaco- wait, did I??" You guys are the epitome of adorable.
@neegas3490 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Dina8485 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like these girls *have* to be joking. Just the "SO BEEFY" and "JUICY SQUIRT" are too obvious and ridiculous not to be jokes.
@Peepeeluvr69420 4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the video of them saying that it was all a joke
@sarahgent2674 4 жыл бұрын
@Kadeeen Can we spell it "lolly" so there's not even Worse implications?
@adamlee4218 4 жыл бұрын
If they are joking ngl it's a REALLY fuckin good one
@faxyo9985 4 жыл бұрын
Go to there page and scroll down to there funny hot dog one. It's clearly a joke and they are fooling everyone
@_Brohan 4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure theyre just playing off troom troom
@taketwoplease 2 ай бұрын
At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten
@lilyroma4993 3 ай бұрын
Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later
@angcheese8173 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?” *Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*
@maryy2077 4 жыл бұрын
cha cha real smooth best commentary
@jenniisweird3661 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@neegas3490 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@angeldeaza6096 4 жыл бұрын
not related but ur pfp makes me mad
@KKprincess90 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve
@kannt_5250 4 жыл бұрын
is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA
@nevebee2389 4 жыл бұрын
kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊
@marla0412 4 жыл бұрын
@@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0
@sidcourtright7219 4 жыл бұрын
it's a kurtis thing
@h3llie 4 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@amystrader5139 4 жыл бұрын
Helena 16:01
@ArchaeologyTube 2 ай бұрын
Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.
@emmaweibel9434 5 ай бұрын
watching the covid disclaimer intro in 2023 is triggering my trauma
@abracabadass 4 жыл бұрын
Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video: - coronavirus - crippling anxiety - a jar of tomato sauce - one sip of coca cola - spencer's gifts employees - nervous pees
@ellieb5938 4 жыл бұрын
Emily don’t forget cotton candy tits
@cecepho 4 жыл бұрын
- two shots of vodka
@fmleddie4602 4 жыл бұрын
filming while driving lmao
@uokayjim1422 4 жыл бұрын
That scary little guy on the push pop
@daniella3834 4 жыл бұрын
One sip of coke is deadly!
@rachelgibb144 4 жыл бұрын
kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.
@albedox6428 4 жыл бұрын
Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge
@ava2529 4 жыл бұрын
WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes
@rachelgibb144 4 жыл бұрын
Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo
@lillygacha4982 4 жыл бұрын
And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)
@maddierose131 4 жыл бұрын
Bonkered stop being racist
@kaytimothy7561 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them
@cherry_studios2023 10 ай бұрын
THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS
@genevievehughes503 4 жыл бұрын
"it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine" when I tell you I screamed
@evadalmaijer 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling
@avaa2286 4 жыл бұрын
Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG
@emmangeleen 4 жыл бұрын
omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔
@karlywens8020 4 жыл бұрын
i’m still confused lol
@emmangeleen 4 жыл бұрын
karly øwens 9-11
@cottagecoral4194 3 жыл бұрын
The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce
@dumbbshi3892 3 жыл бұрын
Who's jacob
@mcemilyca 3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbbshi3892 The friend Kurtis pranked with the fake coke lol
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 жыл бұрын
he a real one
@mordecai8707 3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbbshi3892 bitch watch the video
@viranor 3 жыл бұрын
@@mordecai8707 omg aggressive much
@abi09 Жыл бұрын
"the lady told me this flavor is really strong so i shouldnt pour too much" *pours half of the bottle into a small bowl of noodles*
@lilyhatesgoogle Жыл бұрын
it's been 2 years and I'm still mystified that she felt the need to make spaghetti in a thermos like she was gonna carry it around and eat it on the street
@bluedaze3727 4 жыл бұрын
i never want to hear anyone say "juicy squirt" ever again
@london1242 4 жыл бұрын
blue daze i didn’t think i had to worry about hearing those words in general
@ur-local-lesbian-comrade 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know they were the juicy squirt people and more I want to puke
@kfkkfk7995 4 жыл бұрын
I am Spanish. So I didn't know what that was. Welp, I was a happy and innocent buddy until this happened;-;
@ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 4 жыл бұрын
blue daze that video plays on repeat in my head as I sleep. It haunts me
@grimm5354 4 жыл бұрын
me after i eat chipotle 🙈😊
@pleasestop9682 4 жыл бұрын
Why would she say “juicy squirt” I literally almost threw up. I hate it here😒
@teslacoil5697 4 жыл бұрын
oHH,,.. juicy sQuirt !!
@allupinyomine 4 жыл бұрын
yeah i don’t like it here either let’s go home 🏡😪✌️
@camocrocs1490 4 жыл бұрын
Ur username goes perfect with the comment.
@kermitnews1278 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@iansawyer9661 4 жыл бұрын
I hope baby tries rat poison next
@berryclub9798 7 ай бұрын
I watched this now (2023) and in the beginning when he said all the serious stuff, i was like "omg what the hell happened???????"
@m.in_yeon 6 ай бұрын
watching this in 2023 and in the beginning i was so confused, looked into the comments and saw everything was from 2020😭😭😭
@lauragonzalez9862 4 жыл бұрын
Learning that Kurtis was a barista really made my day. Now I know where he gets his sublime sense of sarcasm and internal emptiness from edit: not Danny's wife. I am a fan tho
@bardboy.s53 4 жыл бұрын
same honestly, im a barista and it made my whole day 😂
@lemonicowo 4 жыл бұрын
barista gang
@CapnUnicorns 4 жыл бұрын
Wooo barista bros. Loved being a barista until people became assholes :|
@mtndew-nu8qd 4 жыл бұрын
is it too late to mourn over our jobs im a barista too
@andraenso532 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone should be a barista at one point in their life. It teaches you so much.
@helenjae3666 4 жыл бұрын
I need friends like the guy who pretended to like the soy sauce soda so he wouldn’t ruin the commercial
@AnxiousGary 4 жыл бұрын
lol right? He's such a good sport
@Alex-ne8qe 4 жыл бұрын
He's adorable too!
@ives6622 4 жыл бұрын
He's the best
@nothinghappens9811 4 жыл бұрын
He's one hell of a friend.
@bellaamour8197 4 жыл бұрын
If you like him then you should watch And We’re Back
@katelynbrown3404 Жыл бұрын
I stopped laughing when cotton-candy entered the chat. Jacob is a real one cuz he wasn’t gonna say anything at first. 😭😭 Jenna came through with ‘we have fangs.’ lmaooooo
@vincentjoisce7488 11 ай бұрын
the moment of instant regret when kurtis realised 'shalissa' was a sweet, hardworking service worker and not the ceo of starbucks
@l3gosnip3r 3 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day" *Very polite conversation ensues*
@g.k684 2 жыл бұрын
Truly a nightmare
@dionemartins0212 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j
@GoLeftGo 2 жыл бұрын
Very Canadian eh?
@tiffanykim2773 2 жыл бұрын
That was so funny
@SNK_LRD 2 жыл бұрын
I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.
@tessa-marrie 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is an old man stuck in a 12 year old skater boy’s body
@revlis4063 3 жыл бұрын
ive never heard anything so true and so specific
@mytho-jin1592 3 жыл бұрын
@Mat Stan 16 year old according to me
@hydrationwater3539 3 жыл бұрын
@Mat Stan Those like tattoo stickers that you got at like a birthday party when you were like 8 or something.
@Jane-oz7pp 3 жыл бұрын
@Mat Stan Dude my brother got his first tattoo on his 14th birthday
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@Mid-iala 8 ай бұрын
Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!
@BuggyTrash 7 ай бұрын
Me wondering wtf he was talking about in the beginning and realised this was posted 3 years ago lol
@Ruthrahh 7 ай бұрын
THIS COMMENT HELPED ME REALIZE THAT TYSM LMAOO
@notdestini 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis:I'm going to ruin someone at corporate's day Woman from corporate:Hope everything's going well with you :) Kurtis, about to cry:Good, thank you
@meglane2020 4 жыл бұрын
dancing on mars we all almost cried tbh
@deliciousburntoast3295 4 жыл бұрын
When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared
@ringss_ 4 жыл бұрын
It was...
@BoringTroublemaker 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@deliciousburntoast3295 4 жыл бұрын
Ringss YOU BETTER STOPP !!!
@mimicatmoon 4 жыл бұрын
Owange! UwU 👁👅👁
@palauk 4 жыл бұрын
i think i saw it from rifty before this video
@Patch_616 8 ай бұрын
Crazy hearing people talk about covid in the first few weeks
@eleanorvear 8 ай бұрын
right it's actually jarring
@BogBogSwampBog 8 ай бұрын
Just came up in my feed today. Seeing that intro felt so weird in 2023. That shit really was only three years ago, but it feels like an eternity. What a nightmare Covid was, man.
@dremora9193 4 жыл бұрын
I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day
@orsikocs 4 жыл бұрын
She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid
@HitsugiHime 4 жыл бұрын
Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her
@Svengali764 4 жыл бұрын
Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.
@jrpueyo7531 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5
@jeffreymurray8420 4 жыл бұрын
*Casually drops that he was technically banned from all Spencer's Gifts® for shoplifting when he was 15*
@Chaimelo 3 жыл бұрын
I'm curious what exactly he was inclined to steal 👀
@jeffreymurray8420 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chaimelo Me too 👀
@antichrist4449 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@guadaluna6246 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@queenemmers 3 жыл бұрын
16:08
@kasibelle Жыл бұрын
THEIR VOICES AND MANNERISMS ARE JUST LIKE TROOMTROOM DEAR LORD
@meredithmitchell8921 Жыл бұрын
10:41 “Fazbear entertainment hired the game developer. This isn’t just an attempt to rebrand, it’s an elaborate cover up…”
@JenCool42069 4 жыл бұрын
kurtis dresses like how movie executives think lesbians dress
@Thekoolestkid602 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've ever seen
@riot1455 4 жыл бұрын
you're right and you should say it
@mxdbnowhdf8dsu9f8uf7 4 жыл бұрын
are you implying that he isn't a lesbian
@bigdumby6915 4 жыл бұрын
mxdbnowhdf 8dsu9f8uf Bruh he/him lesbian rights ✌️😌
@mirtolass 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's kinda how we dress lmao
@amberbeck73 4 жыл бұрын
His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood
@nunya069 4 жыл бұрын
*a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)
@Danny-qv3cq 4 жыл бұрын
@Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood
@Danny-qv3cq 4 жыл бұрын
Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment
@z3rox969 4 жыл бұрын
Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D
@AshaSara 4 жыл бұрын
I felt nervous before he made the call
@niccvier Жыл бұрын
19:40 Jacob's reaction was straight out of a cartoon
@widthemid 9 ай бұрын
this intro is a crazy time capsule
@aarishowton8037 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...” *the tiniest smile of internal screaming*
@savannah9134 4 жыл бұрын
Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE
@catpers0n 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@t.ezeebary9533 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard i got tears
@autismduo3852 4 жыл бұрын
“it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”
@af2954 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp pls
@Morganne 4 жыл бұрын
jacob still trying to hide his disgust of the coke to not mess up the brand deal is true friendship
@gardensongg 4 жыл бұрын
Morganne - unrelated but give me an update on your piercing lmaoo
@kassbrookmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Morganne omg u have good taste
@Morganne 4 жыл бұрын
veronica campo highkey got infected when I changed the jewelry but all good now !
@thedeadlykiller461 4 жыл бұрын
hi
@austinedwards8608 3 жыл бұрын
*Disgust for
@alissabelle 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he introduced Shaq as, "Good Burger star" 😂
@lobstermilk 8 ай бұрын
this video is such a time capsule
@magpie7938 4 жыл бұрын
We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together
@halimahussain3635 4 жыл бұрын
This explains it all!! Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe
@AshaSara 4 жыл бұрын
Barista Kurtis hits different
@ImTotallySummer 4 жыл бұрын
Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told
@starsignal2231 4 жыл бұрын
imma make a timeline. this'll be fun
@AirsDesertSpirit 4 жыл бұрын
Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!
@mysticmoon3758 3 жыл бұрын
I would pay LITERALLY ANYTHING to have the words "juicy squirt" in baby talk deleted from my memory.
@spamtongspamton9900 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I wasn’t paying attention during that part
@rainbowcattail3367 3 жыл бұрын
@Snowpaw Shaw so beefy
@zoedupree7720 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@Rayy795 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoedupree7720 2:42
@hsnbored 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the warning.. I muted it :)
@_.your-fave-ducky._ 6 ай бұрын
6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY” THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON
@aspirec1376 Жыл бұрын
Kurtis is so healthy, even a small swig of Coca-Cola causes him instant physical pain.
@orcarms 3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe Kurtis pranked Jacob so hard that he got brain cancer
@ellefrench483 3 жыл бұрын
You just went there xD
@elguapo2580 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
@Jarmey984 3 жыл бұрын
Alert alert: underrated comment
@lygiabird6988 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@blondebimbowannabe 3 жыл бұрын
I felt bad while reading that
@envi8197 3 жыл бұрын
THE RANDOM “ah” FROM THE LADY ON THE PHONE I CANT ABAUEGKWHEIWJ
@WovenSpade 3 жыл бұрын
i genuinely am in pain from laughing so hard at it and idk why it was so funny to me
@wyattmiller9539 3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling she'd never had someone call and be like "thank you so much" before
@krisamoroll 3 жыл бұрын
i fucking screamed
@sillystringeater 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying not to laugh so much because I was in the living room with my family
@blueorangeade3357 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@moomfortwendi Жыл бұрын
the beginning of this video is such a time capsule
@morfy42 6 ай бұрын
Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!
@baileyszymanski3446 4 жыл бұрын
why is nobody talking about the fact he spent $50 on push pops when he could have went to a gas station and gotten one for $1.00
@Nina-hx6jb 4 жыл бұрын
maybe they dont have the jumbo ones in canada
@HellButterfly39 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nina-hx6jb they do, it was actually one of my favorite candies
@FirstnameLastname-tl1bq 4 жыл бұрын
I checked amazon, they’re only 24$ for 18 jumbo ones
@wetsockk9199 4 жыл бұрын
I can't like the comment. It's at 69.
@existingthing3888 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Wordelman shipping?
@estrellaflores4839 4 жыл бұрын
Starbucks representative: I hope everything is going well with you Kurtis: Good thank you (my anxiety in a nutshell)
@meanpoutine7095 4 жыл бұрын
Estrella Flores story of my life
@slowyourroll1146 4 жыл бұрын
@@meanpoutine7095 I started sweating once the lady picked up the phone 😭
@remlezar9397 4 жыл бұрын
Once I hear the dial tone I immediately regret my decision.
@livloves1616 4 жыл бұрын
I was like this until I got a job that required me to answer the phone and make phone calls to my manager
@JordanSullivanadventures 4 жыл бұрын
It's like a meme but that is so clearly his genuine reaction XD
@adraperry6410 2 жыл бұрын
The lady on the phone was so nice I wish everyone was like her 😭✋
@WITCHTICS 3 ай бұрын
kurtis taking damage for 30 minutes
@diandradelso6050 4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: Kurtis’s mom is the woman from the “TWO SHOTS OF VODKA VINE.” a beautiful woman who passed on the genetic trait of pouring heavy
@meirles 4 жыл бұрын
Luna Anne Sandra Lee from Semi Homemade
@wesley_3201 4 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed he didn't use that reference there
@kyantabrown3629 4 жыл бұрын
He did that reference in the last video
@sarabelle2035 4 жыл бұрын
naw bro that’s my girl sandra lee
@csmich 4 жыл бұрын
with kurtis being a barista at starbucks i have decided he's either discount harry styles or y/n herself, there is no in between
@mial804 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever
@alannachmarie7440 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathilism its commonly understood now to mean your name. you understand how language works and develops right
@Chluffles 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud
@Lucy-jt6yv 4 жыл бұрын
how do i retweet a youtube comment
@janed8785 4 жыл бұрын
Harry Styles: "I used to be a baker" Kurtis Conner: "I used to be a barista"
@summerhelmer7235 Жыл бұрын
5:36 "take your mini blowtorch" Yea cuz every one has one of those lying around 💀
@sacv27 Жыл бұрын
I just really want to hang out with these girls on like a Sunday when they aren't "on" or recording anything just to study them and see what they are like as actual people. If they just chill but still scream out shit like "So beefy" in their off-time then I don't know how I would react.
@jimalimby 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all be scared to moan in y’all girl’s ear. I be in mine like: “sO bEeFy”
@melissaeastwood9409 3 жыл бұрын
Omg stahp! I’m dying
@MahouShoujo-Studios 3 жыл бұрын
This, right here, is a true man.
@gretamacconkey5263 3 жыл бұрын
~ s o b e e f y ~
@manboy4720 3 жыл бұрын
how many more y'alls do you want to add to that sentence?
@MahouShoujo-Studios 3 жыл бұрын
@@manboy4720 Yall he yall scared to yall mean in yall yall girl ear in yall mine I be yall like: so yall beefy. I'm sorry, i had to.
@user-yp1dy2iq5j 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you didn't acknowledge Shaq's legendary NBA career, but the fact that he was in Good Burger.
@samt3412 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Good Burger the movie about eldritch beings
@rydawggy 4 жыл бұрын
Being in good burger got him in the NBA
@barbecuesauceonmytitties780 4 жыл бұрын
666th like
@copperlaktronics6705 4 жыл бұрын
Y’know you could’ve just complimented that as the joke, instead of framing it as if it was your own discovery. I’m sorry about being so mean, I’m really passionate about Good Burger
@maehadid9504 4 жыл бұрын
Marian Mationg my uncle went to school with shaq and him and my uncle found out they got onto the same team, but no one believes me :,)
@K8teb8 5 ай бұрын
I was confused cause KZfaq said this vid was three years old. I can’t believe Covid started three years ago
@thatmomentwhen597 9 ай бұрын
It’s so trippy to watch videos from right when the lockdown was starting man
@f1zz-k1d89 4 жыл бұрын
“animal crossing is coming out. maybe i’ll livestream that.” KURTIS WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@amongling1312 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he can switch to DOOM halfway through
@wren2624 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE.
@f1zz-k1d89 4 жыл бұрын
Darth JarJar OFC
@f1zz-k1d89 4 жыл бұрын
Dreadqueen i have no idea what this comment means
@serena6679 4 жыл бұрын
i got so excited when he mentioned animal crossing omg
@nim6259 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista
@StrawberryCrush2000 4 жыл бұрын
But not a Starbucks barista
@jjstyle4578 4 жыл бұрын
Dana Tim Hortons
@StrawberryCrush2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@jjstyle4578 lmao
@dennispena9297 4 жыл бұрын
A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items. We love him.
@NickC_222 4 жыл бұрын
Once a barista, always a barista. It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.
@libibean 2 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna let her dump the seasoning pack in the boiling water and then bite a plastic bag and not talk about it?
@aliciadejager1552 Жыл бұрын
I want to hear more about Kurtis’ teenage years tho…
@beccabunnie2344 3 жыл бұрын
Okay I seriously can’t handle how sweet Kurtis is, the pure fact you could tell he didn’t want to inconvenience that sweet starbucks lady and the way he felt bad that Jacob was so happy for a nonexistent brand deal. My heart beats for this soft boy ❤️
@at-rexontheinternet1388 3 жыл бұрын
If you had read The Amazing Spider-Man #6 you would know his sweetness will not last long
@poopythicckums2232 3 жыл бұрын
nerd 😹
@storeymerrill9384 3 жыл бұрын
stfu he's a certified hard boi everyone knows that
@h_a1019 3 жыл бұрын
@@storeymerrill9384 LMFAOOOO
@parisr.2894 3 жыл бұрын
@@storeymerrill9384 "Certified hard boi"?? More like certified Country Boi YEE YEE
@susie8799 4 жыл бұрын
kurtis lore: he’s banned from Spencers Gifts
@Avalyn175 4 жыл бұрын
I’m updating the wiki
@flawedsanity 4 жыл бұрын
For his friend stealing a fkn shot glass lmao
@yikes2540 4 жыл бұрын
My pretty much it brethren
@KingOfGaymes 3 жыл бұрын
Good, that place is scary
@finmiles965 3 жыл бұрын
@@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol
@Rizzalert69 Жыл бұрын
16:04 IMPORTANT KURTIS LORE!!!!!
@WickedKatze Жыл бұрын
I've watched this video like ten times and it still absolutely kills me that the cotton candy ramen walkthrough completely omits the very important step of adding sugar. or literally anything sweet so the whole thing isn't just bitter purple noodles
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