Oh no

LMAOOO

No please no. Let that be just a shitty meme.

Best comment

I mean he still has the fangirls, most followed artist on youtube and one of the most on instagram/twitter. and he's married to a beautiful model so?

if they don’t boil her with chicken stock i’m so gone.

Is this an Office reference lol

if my wife don't got that chicken parm i GOTTA send her back,

SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS

"If her seasoning comes on the side, i send it back"

This is unbelievable accurate

He’s the main teacher after the substitute complained about how badly the class behaved with them

This reminds me of my chemistry teacher

@@Modernwriter_2bro same

@@Modernwriter_2 Sorta topical, but in high school my chemistry teacher's name was Dr. Dick. Sounds like a porno supervillain.

cannibal or pedophile 🤨🤨

😬😬😬

Pedophilia

I was assuming he was doing it since babies are pretty universally loved?? And he wanted people to associate them with the song to like it more?? Idk still weird

@@fart63 yeah, i doubt (or hope not) that justin is a full blown pedophile, just that he marketed his song terribly. although after everything else he did in the yummypocalypse, i wouldn't be too surprised

Yea

That anime is fire bro

fuck man this is so true and so fucked we got desperate GioGio

Part 4: weird fucking crimes are unredeemable

We really are everywhere I see.

Colin Mochrie

Zach Rollins damn you’ve got em there

literally the first thing that came to mind-

haha i was your 1000th like. i felt very happy when it turned from 999 to 1K 😂

#PizzaGate Plis talk about it

I read this the same time he said it 🤣😭

Haha same

I just actually hated his guts and music from the start💀

nah cause at the time I had no reason to dislike him I just did and it turned out to work in my favor..

No same I always found him so fking cringy and I still do

Same I always thought he was cringe and I knew his songs were shitty

Dude I’m starting to wonder if the gang did a collab on yummy and sold it to Justin and Justin is actually a huge Kurtis Connor fan.

That is so true

point. blank. period. 👏

Or the bisexual athem Blood Related

what a real banger that was ....😔😔✋

Y u m m y

So the pizzagate theory doesn't exists in america?

...yucky

@@camilemor seems like not

mediocre is generous

why tf did you need to do this

Why not tho?

@@chancie_ research bro

OMG I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS DEPRESSION. I ACTUALLY HAD TO CLOSE THE COMMENT SECTION TO SEE WHAT THE TITLE WAS😭✋

@@momotheorangecat GLAD TO KNOW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE LMAO

HOLY SHIT ME TOOOOOO

​@@momotheorangecatREAL

Omg this comment just made me realise it’s not depression LMAO

You pull out an UNO reverse card and ask "have you bought MY song? You're Katy Perry, and your life, is al little crazy

_imagine niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there_

Why did this make me think of the "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" song???

Thats terrifying lmao

@@madeleine_exe102 HAHA I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO

#pizz4gate #pedowood

LMAOOO

And this so-called kidnapper is most probably his record label. It's not uncommon for record labels to hold artists hostage to shitty contracts.

You might not be wrong man...the music industry is a cutthroat place

I think it's pretty obvious his contractors told him he needs to get to #1 for whatever reason

lmao this theory makes so much sense

This is the most reasonable theory

lmao he actually admitted on a live that if Hailey wasn’t good looking he would have never married her and he actually treats her like shit u can google it.

😂😂😂😂

@@badmeow2312 Well thats just lovely hope she will divorce him

Don’t even remind me about that shit ohh my god . I know who u talking about .

I don't know if I should feel glad I didn't hear about this or angry that they probably backtracked and tried to cover it up bc wtf

✨Prejudice ✨

what-

Yup that year was crazy. There was even an article that I can't exactly remember the title but it goes with something like this "bts is the most successful high-selling something something and CDs play a major role" like what? When they write articles about western artists, they give them credit for making a good song but when they see an asian boyband shining in the western charts? They don't acknowledge the hardwork and creativity, all they see are the crazy jobless fangirls buying albums

Omggggg I'd love that bromance tbh 😂😂

His long lost soulmate.

Wait. Kurtis and harry are 2 diff ppl? I thought.... damn.

I'd soon that petition

Sign*

Lmao 😂

Pottehs i thought that was a joke? Like a hypothetical joke the first time i saw this comment? Then halfway through the video i saw it was REAL...whewwww chileeee the fuck dude

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

"buy yummy and the virus will be removed"

HAHAAH DADSDASD

true story

Justin: “Prove it to me! Sing it!”

i was this comments 1k like

Cr3ator 🙏🏼

"We get it Justin, you want me to stream yummy. Now who do you wanna be in mario kart?"

cal but if that was true, why profit from it? Why not just expose it?

Ok but will u buy it on itunes and play when ure sleeping👀

@@cal293 stop copy and pasting the conspiracy shit

I'm not gonna lie Danny's was better than the original

@@Percy.404 agreed!

DUDE HES TALKING ABOUT PIZZA GATE

@@jizzywizzy3610 I don’t...think so? How would that make sense?

@@micahrv4405 This is probably mad irrelevant, but I’m pretty sure they said that because in his music video on a plate he put a picture of himself of when he was a child sort of indicating that he was the “meal” and in the video they’re wealthy or adult celebrities eating. That’s what I believe that he meant by posting pictures of babies with the #yummy.

He is probably very tired out from his mental health and trauma. All this video proved was that yummy was confirming that pizzagate is true and you can see more analysis about pizzagate and his mv but yt tries to hide them. It's very important please go watch Out of Shadows and understand why Justin is actually acting this way!

@@heyosj9705 Bro, if he was truly abused, then he would have come out and said something! He's a grown man at this point, and he's got so much money and power, that he can do whatever he wants. Nobody is keeping him silent, there's just nothing to tell! I have gone down the rabbit hole and found NOTHING that would prove that Pizzagate is real or that Justin's shitty video would suggest that he's trying to tell a story about his abusive past. And I mean, get real!! Of all ways to expose what supposedly happened to him, he decides to write a song called "Yummy"!!!! It just doesn't add up. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Even if he WAS abused at some point, that still doesn't give him the right to act like a selfish prick and treat his fans like garbage. There is no justifying his behavior, he's just an asshole who wrote a garbage song about his wife's hoo-ha.

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF😔🖐

I was thinkin of JoJo. Actually just finished part 2 with my dad earlier this night. Gonna start Part 3 tomorrow.

Bruh the title made me think of JoJo too lmao

@@zoe.zimbabwe ah yes, my people

layla_hi yes.

He pisses in mop buckets?? Who does that

@@pizza-skeleton i dont like justin but pissing in shop buckets is pretty badass

I don't believe you can recognize talent as well as you think you can.

Maybe. Maybe not. It’s all subjective anyway.

@@riddhisingh5466 he went to jail MULTIPLE times?!

Omg me too!! I thought it was depression until I saw your comment and checked it again 😂

Same

Me tooook

Me too!

me too hehe

Athina Crilley pretty sad that her idol did that to her tho...

Bitch needs new idols

Athina Crilley I felt so bad for her

Bruh if you saw someone crying because they coule talk to you you would think it's funny too. At least he doesn't pretend to care about his fans.

No, you might just be a sociopath, Fiona.

Yess

🥰🥰 same

He is going to fire many people

Carolina De Vasconcellos that’s the saddest thing about it, many people depend on the fucking song being a hit for the longest time possible. That says a lot about the preassure and expectations that music industry puts in one single artist. (Sorry about my crappy English)

The whole promotion makes me think hes going broke.

María José Martínez bro that’s scary

María José Martínez that's deep

right

As someone who went to school with a guy in a pyramid scheme, this is SPOT ON 😂

Lmaooo

Justin is a Karen. Confirmed.

Omg 😂

Thank you for this comment.

Have you bought his album tho?

are u on your computer rn tho?

@@meowimg just wait a moment, sir

Have you bought yummy on iTunes?

have you streamed the mv tho?

Yeah he feels like this immortal being that just pops up every few years for eternity

@@koldskalbanden7991 I think because he has been around since he was 12 years old. That's 13 years of stardom. Most artist don't say relevant for that long.

Also I can’t believe he has young fans or that he’s still relevant.

He looks older too

Wait what I thought he was in his 30's

Exactly! There’s nothing wrong with wanting your work to be popular because you think it’s great and you’ve put effort into it. It only passes as wrong when you only want it to be popular so that you can be popular.

This comment is 2 years old, but I just want to register that this is how I found out about the expression and the pun play of the show arrested development. love u

@@astrissterne aww. That's so sweet. Yeah my mom has it and it really helped me understand her alot and why she reacts the way she Severe trauma often causes people to have arrested development at that age or when someone has success at that age because their world no longer requires them to evolve

I know 🙄

what a world we live in 🙄🙄

The world we live in today 🙄

ik like wtf we need to normalize it🙄

Steamy Mozzarella lol

do you know what this song is about?

@@Erika-ex8so stfu it's not about paedophiles Karen

it’s not disgusting in the slightest it’s lame yeah but y’all blow everything out of proportion lol

@@haydenchristensen9278 Sidenote it is very disgusting because he knows the power he has and he sits there and keeps on asking them the same question “did you stream my music”. It’s textbook manipulation when you know the power you hold, so yes it’s disgusting. He’s also making people feel bad for not streaming his music which is weird. It may not be a big deal to you but that does not mean it’s not disgusting/weird.

absolutely

Fishy 🐠 fishy 🐟 fish 🐡!

ktothebeesknees no same oh my gosh

Me too 🤢

@@eauvive3101 lmao I was abt to comment that

ktothebeesknees WHEN I SAW HIS LONG HAIR AND MOUSTACHE AND BEANIE I WAS JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Because it's _sleazy_

And Justin is a trough of a Canadian

@@nottoday7204 Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song.

Not Today nah, it’s called make a useless catchy pop song and adding “hidden” meaning in it for views and money, of course they wanted people to believe that shit

as a canadian person i can say we accept him as our own

Except when he literally said "fuck you Justin" (but it's ok because he was being a manipulative sleaze lmao)

i deadass had to go check again. i was about to reply “it is” but uh

@@mooniethemew omg same

i was fr like where'd kurtis get his info from then i looked back and was like oooooh

Wait, I wasn't the only one who read that? I guess he will be depressed when his song doesn't hit #1

Omg same! 😭😂😂

Solid pun. Approved.

What if someone made an actual song called that and made a parodyyy. 🤔😯

I hope this comment gets pinned and Kurtis makes it a reality.

More like bore Ragnarok

Virginia Malone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Aw, I'm so sorry. I was broken up with recently as well and Kurtis helped me too

Fuck. Me too.

whell......

Hahah

I am Z that's what they're replacing stone ocean with when they finally get around to animating it

I got that ;)

Sounds like a jojo parody

@@lucak707 finally i was waiting for a comment like this

Justin bieber's bizzare adventure

Ah yes my favorite anime, Justin’s Bizarre Desperation

A better game than the Yummy game...

Omg how did you know

ellie loves u FACTS BRO LOL

And Danny Gonzalez yummy

ellie loves u sorry it’s numba two on the charts

ellie loves u PLEASE KURTIS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

ellie loves u *gets #1 on the charts*

mark lee

Shawn Mendes

drake

Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool

Cody Ko

Same!

It's okay, I didn't even know it existed till I saw this video. Which I'm kinda thankful for 😩.

fr

You bet.

only 4 months left

bruh, I hope he doesn't treat his wife the same way he treats his fans😔💔

Lerato Morapela babe did you buy my new album yet?? Babe??

@@jaquie7916 Yes I promise I did! I even listened to it in my sleep

@@archishasrivastava689 please don't busy out the Larry stans please 😂

@@archishasrivastava689 I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I meant that as a joke but I see how I could have framed that better

I can't even watch it, it's absolutely disgusting

How embarrassing for him

Wow i always knew he was terrible.

Exactly, Its disgusting.

That is why Harry Styles rules.

I-

Wh-

Ye-

Jf-

Lmao

😕

@@refvte5974 What

Doctor Swetch lmaooo

Looool

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as I did

babygxx it’s so inauthentic!!

It's probably not him and more of a marketing team type thing

the streaming era of music has really brought out who the most organic artists really are. bundles are already questionable enough as it is, but justin is doing TOO much. on the other hand you have people like bts who just got #1 in 93 countries this morning without any promo. as the months are going by, it’s becoming more obvious who is being snakey and who’s actually in it for the music.

apple juice he has every right to refuse to do that though, but he decided to go ahead and still do it so it reflects 100% on him

Wait ItuuNeS still exists?

No, he is not and never was obviously talented. Or inconspicuously

ohhhh thats one...way to put it into perspective 🤔

This has aged well seeing Taylor is now like the undisputed Queen of Pop rn, she's like the Michael Jackson of our generation, the 1st singer to ever become a billionare from her music alone, society

Succyeelent Milk 😂😂 I've never met you, and I already love you

Love your profile

14:16 I’m English and tbh, it isn’t half bad.

@@justsomeguy8029 im english and its honestly not great hahahah

it’s not the best but we’ve seen worse from others tbf 💀

Cliff racer he’s been famous since he was very young and for a very long time. I can’t prove it, but I’m almost certain his amount of fame and fortune affects your development in some way. Usually negative, imo

@@saintt9044 not to mention the heroin

He is just trash at this point ! I can handle him being a douche to the people that is his age and runs in his circles. But the fans don't deserve to be treated like that. He is going broke and its no ones fault but his own. Most famous people wait till 10 years pass and go on some reality TV show to make a quick buck. But he has no shame.

I’m was your 1000th like

In the wealthy, powerful circles Justin Bieber moves around in, children are bought and sold for "entertainment"at parties and their fear hormones are used to make a life-extending miracle drug the rich and famous get addicted to called Adrenochrome. It gives you unnaturally long life, limitless energy and a youthful appearance- like a modern day vampire. The video is all about it, watch it again with this context and it takes on a much darker and crystal clear tone. Essentially it's what he had to do to take the next step in his career and he's getting the song everywhere because he's giving us all a very important message. They got Epstein so they'll get Bieber too if he talks, he does what he does best and makes garbage music with an over-produced video that has some barely cryptic meaning. Notice the colours, the ages of the people in the video and what they're doing, the stuff they're eating, how bashed up Justin Bieber's eyes look and how his face warps throughout the video. In the video the ONLY children in the room are PERFORMING on stage. Everyone else is a senselessly rich elitist gorging themselves on forbidden fruits. Right after Justin eats the small pink pudding the effects start. The more "food" they consume the brighter the colours get, the wilder the dancing gets, and the hallucinogenic effects increase. The second verse stands out from all the others because it's not repetitive. It goes like this: Standin' up, keep me on the rise Lost control of myself, I'm compromised You're incriminating, no disguise (No disguise) And you ain't never runnin' low on supplies When he says standing up, on the rise, he points and looks upwards as if to say "it's them, they're watching me". He says he lost control of himself, he's been forced to do something against his will and now morally he is compromised. Then he literally holds up a glass to us and says, WE'RE incriminating and there's no disguise. He's saying the video should be clear as day, the message is there and he's not trying to hide it. Finally he says you never run low on supplies whilst we see a shot of a guy picking idly at an overpiled plate of food. Essentially that means the child abuse is so rampant, the supply of Adrenochrome is abundant and freely available, it will never stop whilst people are using it. If you think it's crazy that they'd all take this drug, remember that lawyers and bankers subsist on a diet of cocaine but everyone turns a blind eye to it because it makes them productive and they get shit done. It's the same principle with Adrenochrome- everyone uses it because everyone wants to live longer, be more powerful. It drives the industry. Watch it again and tell me it's not about adrenochrome. He might as well have typed it on-screen. The dish at the end with a picture of young Justin on it represents the idea that as a young singer he could have been a victim of abuse himself, quite likely at his age. Now he's an adult he's being presented with dishes like young Justins and he isn't sure what that makes him. Notice his Snapchats and Instagram stories whenever he promotes Yummy, all he talks about is the song and often he'll put in emojis like a "help" speech bubble and a hard hat like something is going to fall from above. The whole situation is very weird and it looks to me like in order to preserve his status as a wealthy, famous person he had to participate in child abuse. Now he has his career back, but what's it really worth? He wants everyone to hear the song because he's telling the story of how abuse took his childhood when he became famous, now it's come full circle and he's up there with the Bohemian Grove types, taking part in it whether by choice or by force to avoid being dropped and vilified by high society. I am concerned that something will happen to him if he keeps making cryptic clues like this, they got Epstein. They'll get Bieber too.

Taylor RE-RECORD HER ALBUMS so she could own her albums that Justin's manager owns, she doesn't release a second version of a same album also if did it it tots OK he wasn't making fun of it and it not something you are supposed to get shamed for

@@anes_jade2x7p73 yeah IK it’s sick she did that don’t get me wrong just thought it was funny def not the same as justin

But oh no, Roddy Ricch is making a good debut album, so Justin Bieber is basically irrelevant at number fucking 2 with a trash ass song Like just be happy with #2 dawg

For real. Because he's super popular already AND it's a comeback; people have been waiting. He would have done find if he actually tried.

@@supernova9563 She said "if".

Well I mean duh. That’s the whole point

Savannah Mackie exactly

His ego speaking instead.

He knows with this song alone and the "promotion" he can make enough money for the rest of the year.

I think it’s just his marketing team.

@@lydia1630 most probably, but thb I will feel very embarrassed if this is how my marketing team sold my track to fans

OMG, all the Spanish speakers know what Justin is trying to say with this music video, please pay attention to the details, it's about pedophiles in the music industry and Hollywood, all the elites, OMG it's so sad that English speakers are being so ignorant about this he's literally trying to unmask the biggest pedophile red!! Do some research y'all please! This is why Justin is posting baby pictures with the #Yummy hashtag! At the end of the music video when he finishes his food the empty dish has a picture of him as a child with a text "yummy" It's so obvious!! I just hope more English speakers investigate about this P1ZZ4G4T3. Once you have this in mind the video is so sad an obvious, he wants people to know the truth, probably he was abused as a child by this people, another clue is that in the video there are women with crowns and Gabriela Rico had a shirt that said "Yum Yum" When she confessed being abused as a child by the elites and she also said that the queen has cannibal rituals etc, Do some research please!

BRO NAWWWW 💀💀💀

Yes he is

I agree with that statement 1000%

Agreed

yes 🥰🥰

yes

harry styles is the man 😌

i frequently come back to this video just to watch him hype up Harry

Elina Amfer me too

gonna be honest the main reason I liked this video is because of that lmao

Lily Jones same yes

*lol*

*lol*

lol

lol

Lol

Gotta mute it son

He’s Long expired. Tryna make himself relevant

Look up the meaning behind it and you won’t think the same

mel chang He can manipulate the meaning to suit his own fancies and I couldn’t care less. Belieber fan no more.

@@kzm9741 Facts lmao

Markiplier

Eve Speredelozzi omg whhhhhh 😆 😂

i will make that a reality

Lmaoooo

Isn’t baby already dinner?

Abbie Anderson 😧

HSFYWSBJ WHAT LMAOOO

With thirteen babies 🤗

Yeah I thought so too when I heard that

He is a trans dad who is pregnant with 13 babies and needs all the money he can get to take care of his family so he released and unfinished low quality song and despretley tries to sell it. He isn't a jerk, he just loves his family.

@@davidbosy4275 well this seems like the only logical conclusion

He's referencing pizza gate

Yeah him and his disgusting family all have the yummy yums and we don’t because we’re not cool enough to eat babies, I suppose. I wish I could be just like justin and please Moloch in the name of wealth and influence. Guess he didn’t sacrifice enough innocent lives to get to #1. Better luck next time, Justin.

Just checked and Cold Water was partly written by Ed Sheeran. No wonder lol

Rajvi Parekh this makes so much sense bc i was genuinely confused

lmao

Sweet Nature imagine not knowing abt pizzagate

Mayana regardless of whether or not that was the intended message, the song could’ve been written (or coded, if that’s your position) more artistically and it would’ve made much greater impact. The lyrics are really putting people off, not to mention the way he’s marketing the thing is like icing a cake with dog shit

where can i find the episode of the impression?

@@patriciaribau6796 huh? What episode is u talking about 💀

​@@rosebon9875think its a bot

Grett Hucht what a FOOCKING angel 🥺

I love him sooooo much I'm such a stan there are no words 🥺

We stan

Grett Hucht and that's how you know someone's making music because they genuinely love it.

MAN IS A GOD I STAN 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

dude good joke nice one

pizza

my dumbass legit thought of homework when that pdf slang came up

@@Vitx0o **cries in online lessons**

why is this so funny help

part 10 will be ab justin bieber