Kurtis isn’t really real. He’s actually a drone. I shifted to an alternate reality where Draco Malfoy actually told me.

"Fat, smelly elf bussy" is possibly the most horrific thing I've ever heard

"and if you're upset with me, just shift to a reality where I didn't say this and we're all good" IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF AT THIS

As someone who's paranoid and struggles with depersonalization, the whole shifting thing made me really worried about all the younger kids who could develop maladaptive daydreaming and become worse and worse because they think it's normal :(

“What’s up pranksters, today we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood” was way funnier than any background noise has any right to be.

I like how nobody is talking about "fat smelly elf bussy" because really I don't think any of us should.

GUYS I WAS EATING A GRANOLA BAR AND IT FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH AND CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED OMG

at a previous job, i asked one of my managers if he was gonna get the vaccine our company offered at the time. he responded with that "do you have an std" bs "ya know, i might have an std or two. so you getting that vaccine?" he stared at me, so i asked "why? you have an std too?" he still stared at me, with a 'i never thought i'd get this far' look

imagine: you’re eating eggs for breakfast as a piece falls out of your mouth, scheduling a covid vaccine appointment, thus bringing upon the transformation from human into drone & speeding up your plan of world domination

"Instead of stopping global warming, world hunger or...James Charles..." I laughed so hard I accidentally spit a piece of egg out of nowhere, it got mad, vaccinated me, and now...I'm a drone.

I love how he's so respectful about the things he discusses, even if he thinks it's fucking stupid

“Our father who art attack in heaven” is permanently engraved in my mind

everytime i watch one of kurtis’ videos, he looks more and more like a 70’s sitcom father

kurtis asking himself 'what am i doing' as he's squishing a piece of egg on his iphone is comedy gold. for once in my life i wanna say 'thank you jake paul'

The closest I ever came to shifting (which is just lucid dreaming) was when I went to bed after taking a very strong edible. In the dream I noticed my tattoo, was surprised and thought, "wow, how could I forget that I had a tattoo?", then VIVIDLY remembered sitting in the chair at the tattoo parlor and feeling the pain from the needle. I have never gotten a tattoo.

“Shifting” has got to be one of the most chronically online thing I’ve ever heard. It’s literally LUCID DREAMING and most people who “shift” are just doing it for clout or they have an unhealthy addiction. It’s like a drug.

I will never forgive Kurtis for making me read/hear the phrase: “fat smelly elf bussy”

if i had a nickel for every time kurtis has green screened himself into his own room, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

i watched this with my dad on the couch and when we got to the “dad gave me a hickey” part he got up and moved across the room. the discomfort is palpable. aside from that great video!

the saddest part about these “shifters” are the fact that they probably just have maladaptive daydreaming disorder or they heavily lucid dream and need to seek help for either one of these. it’s so frustrating to see people go around and act as if these “realities” are real and convince children to become obsessed with trying to “shift” when there’s evidence of these universes being completely fictional. it’s genuinely upsetting

imagine having the power to literally go to any reality you want, and you chose to shift to RIVERDALE of all places.

Funniest HP shifting story is that person who shifted to Hogwarts and killed Draco Malfoy, and everyone in the comments was calling them a murder. I think about it all the time and cry laugh.

as an atheist, i can confirm we randomly go up to people and harass them on the truth of they're religion

as a shifter myself, it's 100% a form of lucid dreaming and maladapitive daydreaming. if you don't separate reality and the dream, it definitely can be detrimental to your mental health.

I love that Harry Potter canonically has an American school but these people still pretend that if they existed in that world they would go to British school

Therapist: “Hickey Dad isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Hickey Dad: (pulling off therapist mask) get pranked!

The egg thing only works when you're holding it because it's a matter of electric conductivity! the electric current passes through the egg and into your hand (and thus, your grounded body) but when it's just the egg by itself, it's not grounded, so there's no conductivity happening.

When the vaccines were initially being released I asked my hairdresser if she was getting it, she became genuinely insulted and said "that's like asking a woman if she's had an abortion." Anddd I haven't been to her since

plot twist: Kurtis secretly shifts to Kurtistown and cries himself to sleep wishing he was really a mayor

I ask my son who works in Detroit as an auto industry engineer if he's ever heard of "Iron" and he said yeah they're using it to create the Chevy Silverado. When i told him that's what was in our blood his jaw dropped...his words were trucks, they are making trucks.

Who’s going to tell the shifters that Americans don’t go to Hogwarts, they go to Ilvermorny

I did a cool backflip the other day but no one saw it except Obama, and he gave me a crisp high five. Then everybody clapped

"hasn't jk rowling done enough damage" i literally cackled so hard egg fell out my mouth and liked this video

The way Kurtis was speechless after he liked a tweet with egg

an old friend of mine claimed that they shifted to Hogwarts and they were telling me the story. They said that I was in it, and they made every single detail some thing that I wanted, or some thing that I asked about it was like the exact same thing that I would’ve wanted and it first I was like oh my gosh, that’s so cool and then I started to realize there’s no way that if you shifted into a different reality for yourself, every single detail went along with what all I wanted there’s no way

As somebody who has done EVERYTHING in my dreams (like lucid dream and tell a person in it, it’s a dream, who acted confused) they were definitely just dreaming.

Imagine unlocking the power to breach universes and you go to fucking riverdale

i wish i could shift to a reality where id never heard the phrase “fat smelly elf bussy”

I think the thing that makes me upset is people lying about shifting. In my experience, I consider it a form of very detailed lucid dreaming (I have "shifted" before, and it just felt like I was dreaming in a disturbingly real way)

Shifting is more popular now than ever and it's scary because I saw a video saying they were going to "permanently shift" and all the comments were encouraging them??? Like they were all "I'll miss my family but I know this is better for me" - uh... That's concerning.

“Alex you got me fucked up” is frankly the only real response that matters.

It's not about whether Kurtis' jokes are corny or not. The *real* focal point is the masterful level of which he commits to the follow through.

I developed maladaptive daydreaming in like elementary school. Im sure some of these people are lying but I believe most of them have trained themselves to develop this struggle

10:00 “not again” This implies it happened at least once before

"I got my Hogwarts letter yesterday" says the adult millennial woman, holding a letter sent to fictional eleven year olds

Just gotta say: if that girl had actually gotten a Hogwarts letter, she would be expelled before she even went for exposing the wizarding world to Muggles

my dad is anti vaxx and the 'drones theyre making drones' is so true (id love to be a drone tbh). he thinks there are nanobots in them 😭

My favorite lie is the snapping glue one because I was willing to believe it was a lie just by an 8 year old somehow being able to buy nice earrings but then it just keeps going lmao

The nutterbutter incident has “and everybody clapped” energy

Hi Kurtis, I cried laughing at "just shift to a reality where I didn't say this" that is a top tier comeback and I'm obsessed with it thank you

I remember when a while back I got into Shifting, and honestly it really was just a coping method for me at the time, I was basically just maladaptive and lucid dreaming

i have participated in “shifting” and its really just maladaptive daydreaming. i have issues with dissociating and i think that ppl advertising shifting can be very dangerous (but it is also a coping mechanism that i personally use so idk man :,)

people talking about shifting as if it’s not just dreaming… the “scripting” they do beforehand is basically the method my therapist taught me to rescript my PTSD nightmares into more pleasant dreams with practice, meditation, and repetition before going to bed every night. so, yeah. shifting isn’t real, but dream scripting is.

Watching Kurtis press an egg onto his phone while contemplating what he's doing is by far the funniest thing ever

15:50 his dad has to be an alien, he actually apologized for making his kid uncomfortable.

I remember watching a TikTok about shifters and it said you can’t kill people in those other worlds since they’re real and it would make you a murderer. I thought the comments would make fun of them but they were all agreeing and those who disagreed were attacked. Some people have lost touch with reality.

Kurtis: doesn’t believe a single text post he sees Cody Ko: believes every single thing on the internet he sees

Your gradual development into the 70’s/80’s dad aesthetic is the biggest reason I keep coming back.

Of all the realities to "shift" into why go into a middle class power trip with horrid writing

Ok but i need someine to explain when the girl at 21:47 meant by "we know Hogwarts is real bc we saw it in the sky", like what?

the obsession with shifting is so interesting because it literally encourages dissociation/the idea that your current reality isn't good enough for you to live in

“hasn’t jk rowling done enough damage” is the best quote of the video

"graphene oxide"... Thats literally pencil lead Its also in the cathode of batteries these people are eating

about shifting, its not like real its just training ur brain to lucid dream with meditation but some people r so weird about it

"the group of nonbelievers fell to their knees" has the same energy as "the jock dies instantly"

The fact that the shifting is mostly centered around Hogwarts leads me to believe that it’s just super Harry Potter fans dreaming about fan fiction.

1:23 my mental health was so bad when i first watched this video that this part of the video sent me into derealization. im happy to say ive grown now

A thing about shifting: If it's real how do we know that it's not 2 way, is every time someone shifts to Hogwarts is 1 step forward to having Voldemort shift to our reality and kill us all

I actually went to hogwarts once. It all started when i was getting my drone vaccine and my egg fell out of my mouth while getting nutter butter. Then, a lady flew into me with a shopping cart so hard it sent me to Hogwarts. Then everyone clapped.

I had a friend who was rlly into shifting once when I was a kid and when I told her I still played make-believe (I was like 8) she made fun of me bc “that’s weird and not real” and shifting is not weird and apparently very real 💀

i guess my brain is bigger than most. I knew there was never a green screen. It was a blue screen all along

Kurtis looks straight out of the 80s nowadays

I can't believe that I finally managed to shift into a reality where Kurtis Conner is real. Please I'm sobbing, I can't go back to my normal reality.

The whole shifting thing sounds like dissociation issues tbh

This video was made as an excuse for kurtis to flex his egg making abilities

“Fat smelly elf bussy” is not a sentence I ever expected to hear, and I hope I never have to hear it again

You can literally buy personalised hogwarts acceptance letters. So yeah, she might not have printed it out, but she spent money on that lie. Embarrassing.

15:31 literally Peter quils backstory 😭

I absolutely hollered at the part of this video where kurtis was doing his egg experiment and became aware of what he was doing in the middle of it

it goes to show how detached from reality shifters are when they act like it’s offensive to say hogwarts isn’t real 😭

Part of me hopes Hickey Dad is a recurring character. The other part of me never wants to see him again.

11:56 I don’t think Kurtis realizes the amount of nostalgia he probably just brought us right now.

i always listen to calming music or peaceful sounds and i always have strange dreams. from being able to fly to meeting my favorite artists or models. but shi... i guess i have been shifting 💀

i find it hilarious that the girl who claimed to get her Hogwarts acceptance letter didn't realize that you're supposed to get it when you're 11, according to the HP lore

I wanna shift into a reality where Kurtis still does the Extra Greetings

As a shifter (I’m normal I swear😭) what the actual fuck was that letter story wtfffff

I’m pretty sure reality shifting is just… imagination?

Anyone else excited for the drone transformations to begin? I hope I have good battery life

The best/worst thing about these Hogwarts is that even if Hogwarts were real they wouldn't be getting letters since the majority aren't 11y/o British children.

Would also like to say that when I was into "shifting" I was a impressionable and suacydal teen, it is QUITE LITERALLY ESCAPISM AND DISSOCIATION 😭

i remember being THAT level of obsessed with harry potter to the point where i thought i almost shifted and was like way too into all those povs💀 then i realized “hey, the amount of sexualization of these movies is kinda wack” and made the change for the better🙏🙏

Kurtis has the most Toronto moustache I’ve ever seen, represent my brother

He had the chance to say “Hot boy summer? No, BOT boy summer”

I think when people say they shifted they were actually just having a dream about being somewhere. Because I have had dreams that feel like months and months but then I wake up again and I realize I was just asleep.

watching kurtis do the glue on the wheels skit was by far the funniest thing i've ever seen.

Does the girl who got her Hogwarts letter not realize that’s supposed to happen when you’re 11? If your so obsessed with the series to the point you’ve convinced yourself it’s real, you’d think you’d remember such a prominent point.

An extremely funny part of shifting lore is that you’re supposed to be basically taking over the body of an alternate reality self for a while and then waking back up at home with barely any time passed. So your alt self doesn’t switch placed with you, they just go into the sunken place I guess?? Like can you imagine being a hogwarts student, blacking out and then waking up 4 months later in a committed relationship with the school’s most notorious whiny racist?

9:23 wait you aren't a cool flying drone yet?

I used to be really into shifting and I attempted it over the course of several months. I like to write, so one of the strategies I tried was to anticipate one of my characters meeting me and helping me travel to my desired reality. One of the times I tried, I saw my character come to meet me and he grabbed my hand, like I decided he would. But instead of helping me, he scowled at me and yelled that I didn't deserve to go. I remember my vision becoming clouded over, almost like tv snow. Another time, I decided I would simply wake up in a bed in an apartment in my desired reality. I was lying on my back in my bed, focusing on shifting, and after maybe fifteen minutes I realized my ceiling looked different and the walls around me were a different color. I tried to look for the other details I had planned for the apartment, but it was difficult to focus and eventually everything switched back to my real room. A lot of people have said that shifting is just lucid dreaming, and I can see why. However, I don't think I've ever had a truly lucid dream; I've become aware that I was in a dream while dreaming, but have never had complete control over a dream. Can you really do whatever you want in a lucid dream, or does everything stay within a range of logic/believability? Can unexpected things happen in a lucid dream, like the impression I got from shifting, or are you completely aware of and deciding everything that happens? I'd love to hear other people's thoughts on this, since I have no experiences I can compare with what I believed was shifting. What happened to me felt a little bit like sleep paralysis, except I didn't feel like I had been sleeping when I stopped. Also, each time I've had sleep paralysis has been very similar with one another, and these shifting attempts didn't fit the pattern. Finally, all the information I got about shifting was through KZfaq. Many of the sources I pulled from criticized "ShiftTok," so I've never looked at any tiktoks about shifting. I felt kind of embarrassed that people who didn't believe in it always referenced Tiktok as if it were the main forum for the community.

i can’t believe we live in a society where kurtis conner no longer gives extra greetings 😫