I am confused as to why most people on youtube are commenting about the most random things, while barely anyone is talking about what's actually going on. I mean, he JUST found out that he's adopted, and learned that most of his life was a lie, and it's not his fault for not knowing that. This makes him exposed to potential mental illnesses and disorders, that can negatively impact his life. I don't know what it's like, but DNA tests can be very traumatising, no matter the accuracy. But, it's the truth, which you can never hide from. Best of luck, and stay safe.

Imagine if 50% of his heritage comes from Esperanto speaking family members

It's not easy being French. My sympathy goes to the people who have been diagnosed as French. It automatically puts your life at hardcore difficulty

Interestingly, as a part French he apologized to Moroccans and Algerians. As a part Italian he apologized to Lybians. But as a part German he didn't apologize to anybody...

i'm gonna be honest, at first i thought he was one of those serious multilingual guys. this is even better 😭

My dearest condolences to everyone who have to face such tragic discovery. Hope you learn to deal with being french

I'm from Russia and I took a test to find out I'm 100% East Slavic (Ukrainians, Russians, Belarussians and Rusins). I was laughing so much. I thought it is not possible to be that monoethnical UPD: It's even worse. They (test company) have differentiations in East Slavic ethnics, so I'm 100% Russian, not even a pile of Ukrainian or Belarussian

My brother in christ I'm from many, many generations of Norwegians who never left their village and even I didn't get 100% European. You're truly the Europeanest of them all.

The face you use in your thumbnail should win an award for being the most entertaining, while still click-baity thing in the history of KZfaq. It really just emphasizes how accomplished you are as a language learner, as well as a content creator.

This was so heartbreaking to watch 💔 I remember the day I found out I was European. Someone pointed at where we were on the globe and I broke down in tears. My heart goes out to you.

You know the parody is on point when it's *actually* indistinguishable from *actual* *european-americans* reading their 23&me reports 😂

Thumbnail : " I'M 28.2 % JAPANESE !! " DNA test : " Imma end this man whole career 🗿"

As a German from Northrhine Westphalia, I have to say I am very proud of what you have become. -Dad

I'm guessing if his mom claims he has 90% Lithuanian ancestry, it could be Baltic German / Prussian. People forget there were a lot of Germans in Eastern Europe prior to WWII.

I did a DNA test like that as a Brazilian, got roughly 60% Europe, 24% Africa, 11% Americas and 5% Middle Eastern/Maghrebi

Интересно смотреть твои ролики. То, как ты раскрываешь особенности разных языков и смешиваешь их в разных ситуациях затягивает🤔

My name is literally Liam O'Brien so I took the ancestry test expecting to be 90% Irish. Turns out I'm only 4% Irish and I'm still mad about it

Симп, тебе назначена встреча с Дорой завтра в центре Питера, даже не думай не появиться!

I've not taken a DNA test yet, but sometime in the future I definitely want to do it. If it turns out I'm not at least 65% hungarian I'll be seriously mad.

Thank you for sharing your trauma with us. I know how difficult that must have been for you to discover 😔 But also as someone who has been doing LuoDingo Yiddish, it’s actually quite fun. There’s a whole separate section that teaches you the (mostly Hebrew) alphabet.

Crazy how similar our results are, my ancestors are from the same region of Germany. Can’t believe I’m the distant cousin of such a gigachad.

Why does his own mother not know his legal birth name lmao 😂😂 who's Joshua?

hey language simp, as a balkan I love your content, always makes my day a little better, keep at it, you're hilarious, lots of love

I also did a 23andMe DNA test and my results were 99.9% Vietnamese and 0.9% Northern Indian and Pakistani.

This is officially the best thumbnail of all time

Что-то живёшь, двигаешься, думаешь, что в тебе намешано столько культур, что нужно выучить сотню языков, чтобы обо всех о них рассказать. А потом оказывается, что ты просто белый. Но есть и плюсы. Ты можешь украсть любую культуру и увезти в свой музей, чтобы показывать её её же хозяевам.

You have my morning on a great positive start 🤣. Thank you. 🖖

dad:youre adopted language simp: خقخصوثمبوصنشحسكقوبمضمصنبمصكضجسبوبوصشكشحبنثنبوقلننفتسلنقنهءزصثز

he was so dissapointed when he learned he was 100% european its just funny-

It would be funny if it was just about 100% american, imagine his reaction

Your Arabic is getting smoother brother. I expected you to be at least 30% Levantine and 40% balkan though, shocked.

This is the first video of you Ive watched and I love it!! Your humor is genius and I cant wait to see more of your content bro :D

My heart stopped when I found out the most attractive man on the planet might've been French. Such a relief to know you aren't.

Im actually surprised that you’re 100% european, mostly from the north. As a Moroccan I thought it was only the Mediterranean genes that made us that hairy (no shade)

As Libyan, I very laugh about what you said to us, I love your videos so much!❤

Loved your reaction, brother! 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm more Slavic than you, Russian guy Me as a Russian guy, who 2% Greek:🫣

That Assalamu Alaikom and Astaghfirullah were on point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AND as an Algerian you are not forgiven 😌

Havent laughed this hard at a video in a while now. Definitely subscribing now!! 😂😂😂😂

I from Malaysia and i love your video so much its inspiring im currently can speak 5🇲🇾🇮🇩🇬🇧🇪🇸🇸🇦 language as a 14 years old (im not fluent in Arabic though even tho i learned it since i was 6 )

We need to take his dna back from the lab and use it against Duolingo (0:39)

This is an amazing video, I really need to do one of these tests too one day (mostly to make sure im not french)

Офигенный видос, давно так не смеялся 😁

this channel is GOLD

Now that he's 1.8% Italian he needs to study Latin

As a native Esperanto speaker, I'm absolutely disgusted with the results

Literally thanking you for mentioning Morocco (but I'm so sorry for hearing you're adopted)

Consider also trying Ancestry's test and you're likely to find small but curious differences from 23andMe in the results. It showed me I have over 2,500 "4th cousins or closer" and 47,000 distant DNA matches in their records. If you have your parent's birth data, the site's AI has the potential to help you easily build a family tree, pulling in research that other people have already done. I'm glad I tried both.

I'm an American (or a United Stateser, as all the Hispanics keep telling me I should call myself). My ancestors have all been in America for a very long time--like since before the Revolution. They all arrived here in the 1600's & 1700's. Several branches of my family have been obsessed with genealogy for a century now, so I have a pretty good idea of my genetic makeup without having to take a DNA test. However, since my family has been here so long, the different ethnicities in my makeup are really intertwined. When people ask me what I am, they seem to want some precise breakdown. I had no idea what that would have been because of all the intertwining. Not too long ago, I actually tried to figure it out. I decided not to go back any more than six generations. The reason for this is that you only get a genetic inheritance from 120 ancestors in each generation. Six generations back, you have 64 ancestors, so you're getting something from each of them. Seven generations back, you have 128 ancestors, so there are eight of them you're getting nothing from. If you count all of them, that would give you a one-sixteenth false positive. Eight generations back, you have 256 ancestors. You're only getting a genetic inheritance from less than half of them, so going that far back is useless--assuming you can trace your family that far back anyway, which most people can't. As it turns out, the different ethnic groups in my family didn't really start mixing with each other until right after the Civil War, so I only really needed to go back five generations, not six. I calculated that I am 9/16 German, 5/16 English, 3/32 Scottish, and 1/32 Irish. There may be a drop or two of French, Dutch, or Welsh blood in there, but that was far enough back that there's no guarantee that I got any genetic inheritance from those ancestors at all. Have you ever heard anyone claim such an odd breakdown of fractions before?

I did not know you were European, I thought you came from Gigachaland and Alpha Malian parents. Perhaps with a dash of Ancient Albanian Sign people since you are a natural in that language.

This video was great!

Keep going brother !!!

Pulling up the wikipidea page for immigration to the US lmao

as a Moroccan, I accept your apology dear comrade

I took a dna test and turns out I'm 100% nordic. Pure and proud

As a sammarinese I'm surprised you are 1,8% from Molise, Italy 😂. I think Molise is the most unknown region in Italy, there is also a meme in Italy which is "Molisnt", to say that Molise doesn't exist 👀

I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO SAY HE WAS ADOPTED

6:08 in Italy we say that molise does not exist has a joke So... Congratulations you are 1.8% from the Italian backrooms

As someone that lives in the US with my father from Hamburg and the rest of my German family there, calling Hamburg a "discount Chicago" is both funny and devastating

Bro, the Assalamualaikum, Astagfirullah, Alhamdulillah, MashAllah and salaam were perfect❤

2:58 ironically a very american thing to say

Always love another Language Simp video. Also, when will you learn Thai?

Я так и знал что ты русский! Ты буквально выглядишь как среднестатистический житель Питербурга, и немного как Райан Гослинг)

4:25 as an Icelander, I can confirm this is true

2:21 best moment hahahaha

OMG, you're really cool👍 Уровень русского на высоте, а наши ругательства и шутки из Рунета - огонь 🔥🔥 (As a native Russian speaker I really appreciated it) From Russia 🇷🇺🤝

I have this lingering feeling that he's secretly studying Japanese and German in order to eventually shock his viewers as well as natives.

BRO UR IN BRADFORD TOO IN UK WELCOME TO THE SQUAD

Your salam is awesome bro , ie I can't pronounce Arabic that smoothly, I'm native Bengali ,

LOL….comedic gold 🤣 I love how he basically takes the piss out of these stupid DNA tests

I have done three of those tests, 23andme, myancestry and myheritage. And none agree with each other at all. Not just in percentages, they often don't even agree where my ancestors come from.

As someone who is north african , iberian , italian and middle eastern or just "moroccan" I'd gladly accept your apology for what you've done to us. And thanks for learning our language that "astaghfirulah I'm french and german" was hella funny man 😂

2:42 ma man ur appology accepted ❤🇩🇿❤

i love how much he freaked out when he realized he was more than half part french

00:04:45 that sentence has so many things wrong in it

6:44 bouta start a war

Спасибо за видео! Ты крутой!

You should make an audio track for every one of the 50 languages you speak😂

one of the best video rll

2:30 : THIS IS NOT FRENCH ! It's québécois ! Apologize to your french genes ! Mixing baguette's language with poutine's language is heresy !

At least his ancestors aren’t from Toronto 🤷‍♀️ (1:04)

You have an amazing french accent when speaking german.

That was very unexpected when it had turned out that I had 25% of Norwegian origin. I was born in Russia and I knew about a little Germanic part of my dna, but Norwegian - 😳! So l’m Russian-Norwegian-Bulgarian dude! 😂

A few years ago, I found out that I'm actually Irish. It's amazing that my dad never knew this...he believed what he was told as a child. This may be the only matter that he never vetted to death. It's all pretty cool...and I have to go because I'm late for my Language Learner's Anonymous meeting. 🙏🦕

I remember a video from the earliest days of DNA-test videos where the guy confidently said something like "It's gonna be 100% Dominican, yo" apparently without any hint of irony.

I am from Iceland, and I am here to confirm what was said in the video somewhere around the 4:30 mark... it is true that we are all giga-chads and we snort hot-spring saunawater but the Language Simp is just joking about the fiaries thing.

“I’m drowning in testosterone on the daily” how does something sound so masculine and gay at the same time

I checked my ancestry test, maybe expecting a little bit from different places, 94% irish LMAO

7:11 Bro is raging and jumping at the same time 💀

3:10 That's definetly how we don't look like💀💀💀 we have like 0 traditional wearing because we also have none and yeah....

5:24 if I cussed at my mom a bullet would be coming through my window with a notification on my phone saying my mom just agreed end to a very very very very late abortion

This is the funniest video i have ever seen on youtube😂

00:03:44 that is not true 🤓 there are no gnome species in Ireland. they are in a Polish city called Wrocław.

A VIDEO ON TURKIC LANGUAGES SUCH AS TURKISH AND UZBEK??? NE ZAMAN ÇIKCAK ABİ??

5:01 горькая правда...

As a Lithuanian living in Lithuania, I would have nothing against you getting granted Lithuanian citizenship. Also it's a shame that your mother lied about your heritage.

His name is officially Joshua! Proof in 5:12 , not Language Simp

Только 100% европейцы из верхней Германии хотят изучать все языки мира, и их культуры (если нет возможности их всех захватить в данный момент)

As a native Algerian , i accept your apology 👌😭👍🏼

0:23 you know what I'm not entirely convinced he got guns like that just from learning languages. Like how's that even possible?