Sleepy Trump's Lawyers Can't Keep Him Awake in Court; Trump's Chilling Time Interview: A Closer Look

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Ай бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at Trump's lackeys in right-wing media making him seem like a hero for falling asleep during his New York criminal trial.
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@samibershadscky9021
@samibershadscky9021 Ай бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to “the defense rests”
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Ай бұрын
👏👏👏
@publicuser2534
@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын
I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn Ай бұрын
​@@paulyricca3881What does Bob have to do with this?
@noahman27
@noahman27 Ай бұрын
Very good!! HA!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Ай бұрын
It’s absolutely beyond me how anyone can see Trump’s actions and decide to support him.
@BenDover-dl2pl
@BenDover-dl2pl Ай бұрын
@@bwofficial1776 He did none of those things except the part about the mean tweets, cultist 🤡
@bera0014
@bera0014 Ай бұрын
​@@bwofficial1776 lol, what flavour is the Kool aid dude?
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda Ай бұрын
​@@bwofficial1776 He inherited that economy from Obama (which he took to a record deficit) and did nothing for border security except kill children in detention cages. Congrats, you're the reason Trump loves the uneducated.
@premierpollo
@premierpollo Ай бұрын
9:12 dirt...
@janakingking3022
@janakingking3022 Ай бұрын
@@bwofficial1776😅😅😅😊
@amywarhaft8297
@amywarhaft8297 Ай бұрын
The closing message gets me every time. Love that he recorded it special for us Jackals
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
He does love us! So, I will be watching for Corrections tonight.
@L_M_V
@L_M_V Ай бұрын
Episode -1 would be epic or something like that haha
@WaywardVet
@WaywardVet Ай бұрын
I remember a military buddy who fell asleep during a live fire exercise. He was driving an M2 Bradley, and when it was his time to move... nothing. The TC (vehicle commander) finally woke him up, and they got moving. His excuse was "I was meditating, Sergeant". We never let that euphamism go. I wasn't sleeping, i was meditating! Learned from the guru!
@anitadees4223
@anitadees4223 Ай бұрын
Thank you for the laughter. I can totally imagine the look on your Sergeant's face.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын
Thank you for your service 🙏🏾
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 Ай бұрын
lol we had a guy sneak into an empty bay on mids, when we caught him, he’d say “oh I was just praying”
@stevehensley5096
@stevehensley5096 Ай бұрын
My great grandfather was in WW2. He said during basic they would sleep standing up at attention during formation.
@WaywardVet
@WaywardVet Ай бұрын
@@itspersonal3351 Never thank me for my service. I did it for the pay, and they will hire psychopaths. There's a reason i'm wayward vet. Not killer vet.
@bchearne
@bchearne Ай бұрын
Falling asleep is so strong, so brave. Tremendous energy involved in falling asleep
@dariofuentes1544
@dariofuentes1544 Ай бұрын
I saw a KZfaq about police interrogations and what demeanor implies about the suspect. Innocent people are terrified and at attention even when not being interrogated. While the guilty will often take a nap...
@vailpcs4040
@vailpcs4040 Ай бұрын
A big man, a strong man, came up to Trump and he said, tears streaming down his face: Mr. Trump, you show so much respect to our courts. It's true.
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 Ай бұрын
I love a bit of salt. 😄👍
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik Ай бұрын
​@@vailpcs4040strong man that wears womens make up and high heels.
@lukenosewalkerbruno
@lukenosewalkerbruno Ай бұрын
​@@dariofuentes1544 Serial killer J*** R***** also fell asleep in court. It doesn't count when he doesn't care or never thinks he's guilty about anything! The guy has no integrity whatsoever and literally thinks that he is infallible. He needs to be taken down and forgotten... like all sociopaths. Cheers.
@oceanwoods
@oceanwoods Ай бұрын
If he is falling asleep at his own criminal trial, imagine what happens at all those intelligence meetings
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Ай бұрын
He didn't even go to them!!!!
@florete2310
@florete2310 Ай бұрын
Nah... bet, at those he's much more vivid... because he has a financial interest...
@wallyworld2182
@wallyworld2182 Ай бұрын
​@@MsWarriordivait was all over the news how he wouldn't attend those meetings! And now he's sleeping through his court cases
@lexglover
@lexglover Ай бұрын
I don't think Trump and intelligence have ever met.
@hydrocarbon8272
@hydrocarbon8272 Ай бұрын
Lol they had to turn the material into a PICTURE BOOK just to get him to pay any attention. I guess even the president had to ration his ritalin during the great amphetamine famine during his reign of error.
@HeyCupertino
@HeyCupertino Ай бұрын
These court room sketch artists are killin it.
@bethlyke1
@bethlyke1 Ай бұрын
I work the night shift and watch your show afterwards every morning. Thank you for making me smile and starting each day with laughter!
@peterg5383
@peterg5383 Ай бұрын
Career Federal prosecutor and frequent MSNBC panelist Glenn Kirschner has said that sleeping in court is behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants; the innocent are hyper-engaged in their own defense.
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 Ай бұрын
But we are talking of Trump ... I am pretty sure he himself actually believes he is innocent.
@dekedarracott2326
@dekedarracott2326 Ай бұрын
The same happens in interrogations. The suspect gets questioned for a while, then when left alone sometimes goes to sleep. That's when they're pretty sure the suspect is guilty.
@lacountess
@lacountess Ай бұрын
He could be doing it for the exact reason his cronies praised him: to undermine the court.
@keithad6485
@keithad6485 Ай бұрын
behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants- how would Kirchner know? I don't trust anything uttered by talking heads on PMSNBC
@jerrywalz9056
@jerrywalz9056 Ай бұрын
You know who's not falling asleep? The Jury.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 Ай бұрын
👍!
@GTP2-zg9tn
@GTP2-zg9tn Ай бұрын
The Jury is Laughing too much NOT to fall asleep!
@michelled8408
@michelled8408 Ай бұрын
They are lucky I'm not a jury member. 😂 I would be sleeping. Whenever I get a jury duty letter I make sure I am excused. My ex husband is able to go to jury duty but he told them " I hate the district attorney and I will side with a criminal over the DA"...
@alisonwilson9749
@alisonwilson9749 Ай бұрын
@@michelled8408 So you expect other people to do what is your duty? Freeloading, in other words?
@tammylathrop6223
@tammylathrop6223 Ай бұрын
And 3/4 of Americans
@Spider-Geek916
@Spider-Geek916 Ай бұрын
I laughed *_WAY_* too hard at the image of Dolt45 with "Rudy eyes." 😆😂
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Ай бұрын
I had to watch twice! 😂
@EdwardLindon
@EdwardLindon Ай бұрын
Oh, that was *you*? 😂
@sonnlich
@sonnlich Ай бұрын
That end bit telling me to live my life was downright soothing as I watched this in between comforting my screaming child who had his six-week vaccinations today and is VERY MAD ABOUT IT
@L_M_V
@L_M_V Ай бұрын
There better be a new corrections when I wake up tomorrow. _Just kidding. Staying up for that lol._
@lloydwilliams4368
@lloydwilliams4368 Ай бұрын
Was he whining more than Trump?
@mickjen
@mickjen Ай бұрын
They are only that small once! Hope today was good!
@dbilly7
@dbilly7 Ай бұрын
Hired an attorney to babysit him to NOT sleep. Priceless.
@doomoo5365
@doomoo5365 Ай бұрын
Trump just needs a blankie and pillow guy
@MickeyMousePark
@MickeyMousePark Ай бұрын
that is an expensive babysitter..oh wait Trump does not pay his lawyers ...nevermind...
@LittleBlueOwl318
@LittleBlueOwl318 Ай бұрын
He also pays a lady $100,000 to show him ONLY Pro-Trump news and social media posts to stroke his ego.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын
What’s even more hilarious is that Trump has been complaining about the high cost of his legal representation. If he’d quit binging on Troth Shoshal all damn night, perhaps he wouldn’t need an extra babysitter in court 😂
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
For a device to keep Trump awake in court, I would suggest a shock collar.
@ryanc5517
@ryanc5517 Ай бұрын
Give the control to Trump's lead attorney. 😂
@stargirlzx
@stargirlzx Ай бұрын
Lol I didn't see your post . I just said the same thing 👍
@patbrennan6572
@patbrennan6572 Ай бұрын
How high a voltage ?
@KennethHabeck-yg7ln
@KennethHabeck-yg7ln Ай бұрын
Kristi Noem could assist in this project.
@Wolfboss7
@Wolfboss7 Ай бұрын
Do they come in sizes big enough for his orange neck?
@markcrume
@markcrume Ай бұрын
The "Rudy Eyes!"was brilliant. Thanks Seth and Staff.
@missinterpretation4984
@missinterpretation4984 Ай бұрын
How on earth are the polls tied??? 🤦‍♀️ It’s so disturbing.
@warriorwarrior4958
@warriorwarrior4958 Ай бұрын
Cause Democrats don't answer our phones. hahaha
@missinterpretation4984
@missinterpretation4984 Ай бұрын
@@warriorwarrior4958 I hope that’s true!!
@warriorwarrior4958
@warriorwarrior4958 Ай бұрын
@@missinterpretation4984 2016: 3 million 2020: 7 million. How bigly is he gonna lose in 2024? hahaha #MURIKA #DARKBRANDON2024
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 Ай бұрын
Most polls are done online and are biased. Look at the number of respondents and their demographics. As of 2022, there were 168 million registered voters. About 33% democrat, 27% republican, most of the rest unaffiliated. The most recent cnn poll was of 1212 people. That is ridiculous. There is no legitimate way to extrapolate that data to reflect tens of millions of people. You may as well take a poll of your neighbors.
@thatjillgirl
@thatjillgirl Ай бұрын
I'm not saying we don't all need to get out and vote when the time comes, but I will say that the last decade has taught us that these kinds of polls aren't the most reliable anymore.
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 Ай бұрын
I love Seth's fake interactions between Donald and Melania. They're terrific.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
@mismissy
@mismissy Ай бұрын
Almost as good as Linday Graham and MiMaw 😂😂
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@mismissy 🥃👴🏻DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??
@chrisarcher1146
@chrisarcher1146 Ай бұрын
"Meeeel?"
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Ай бұрын
It's definitely far better than the fake interaction between the real Donald Trump and Melania.
@LordKhabal
@LordKhabal Ай бұрын
The whole “tears pouring down his face” bit reaches transcendental levels of hilarious when you see how many times Trump does, in fact, say that phrase. Plus “MEL!!!” makes me laugh every time. Every. Single. Time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 Ай бұрын
Goddamnit. It’s never not funny
@daniellerounds6135
@daniellerounds6135 Ай бұрын
Thank you Seth for making me laugh! I try to avoid anything dealing with Trump sometimes because it gets so stressful, I fear for the future of America. It's nice to cry laughing instead of just crying 😂
@Avatar2312
@Avatar2312 Ай бұрын
Stairs are devious. They are always up to something and try to bring you down.
@Seldomane
@Seldomane Ай бұрын
When someone is only interested in looking at themselves, isn't that the definition of narcissism?
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 Ай бұрын
Sounds exactly like my 2 year old nephew every time he sees himself on a screen. Except, with him it's cute bc he smiles & giggles... and he's not supposed to have outgrown egocentrism & developed empathy yet.
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots Ай бұрын
I've never seen someone so unconcerned with their criminal trial that they fall asleep. Even serial killers who didn't care if they lived or died still stayed awake during their trials.
@warriorwarrior4958
@warriorwarrior4958 Ай бұрын
It's an avoidant coping strategy.
@ericbrooks7892
@ericbrooks7892 Ай бұрын
@@warriorwarrior4958 that’s exactly what it is. I can’t believe it never occurred to me even though I’ve done it. Never in court but I’m guilty of same b.s. when I don’t want to engage.
@warriorwarrior4958
@warriorwarrior4958 Ай бұрын
@@ericbrooks7892 Yup. We see it a lot in adolescents.
@bulletproofair
@bulletproofair Ай бұрын
In reference to Biden falling on stairs...if you've ever worn smooth, leather sole shoes you'll know that carpet is their worst enemy. 😂
@mariadorazio7001
@mariadorazio7001 Ай бұрын
Love creepy Seth at the end telling us not to like this video! I liked it as hard as I could! 😂
@earthmagic2310
@earthmagic2310 Ай бұрын
Thank you Seth for making the nightmare funny. Vote FOUR MORE YEARS with PRES JOE 💙💙💙
@cynthiabotsko2449
@cynthiabotsko2449 Ай бұрын
That's how we describe Pathological narcissism 😮
@anitadees4223
@anitadees4223 Ай бұрын
Seth is FUNNY but also humble, smart and caring, a rare combination.
@kaliyalla
@kaliyalla Ай бұрын
Big guy, strong guy, tears … running down from his eyes 😂😂😂😂😂 Gets me every damn time lmao😂😂😂
@civil_villain
@civil_villain Ай бұрын
Judge: Trump can go to Barron's graduation. Barron: *"I object!!"*
@KSsoundguy
@KSsoundguy Ай бұрын
Don’t embarrass me daddy! Lol
@momsher1
@momsher1 Ай бұрын
He never attended any of his other kids graduations but uses his youngest son to play for sympathy with his supporters - what a disgusting man!
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Ай бұрын
I would object. Plus, poor Eric will have his widdle feewings hurt 'cause Daddy didn't come to his graduation.
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 Ай бұрын
he will have to change his name before he's called up for his diploma.
@florete2310
@florete2310 Ай бұрын
And then Eric's going like👋🥴: "It's ok dad - you could visit me instead! ... DAAAD!! DAAAD?!?"
@user-qj7yf9hv8o
@user-qj7yf9hv8o Ай бұрын
Love Seth, makes me giggle when there is so little to giggle about these days.
@tomholroyd7519
@tomholroyd7519 Ай бұрын
You mean googly? 👁👁
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 Ай бұрын
I’m choking on my bong rip at the thought of Trump contemplatively pacing around a koi pond. Seth you are a TREASURE. A man came up to me and told me. Big guy STRONG guy, tears. Tears STREAMING down his face
@ericbrooks7892
@ericbrooks7892 Ай бұрын
U know prison is a good place to do a lot of soul searching. He’ll have plenty of time to answer all the universe’s questions like which came first the chicken or the cheeseburger?
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 Ай бұрын
@@ericbrooks7892 one thing is for sure: there will be a koi pond
@EricScaife-lq2yv
@EricScaife-lq2yv Ай бұрын
Hey Seth you and the Captain helped me make it through the pandemic and I appreciate it 😊
@judylevitt4555
@judylevitt4555 Ай бұрын
Oh how I loved the Captain! Covid nostalgia bgtme...
@EricScaife-lq2yv
@EricScaife-lq2yv Ай бұрын
@@judylevitt4555 I agree 🙂
@user-em6ie2be7x
@user-em6ie2be7x Ай бұрын
How can anyone possibly spin sleeping during your own trial as a positive...Let alone who'd be stupid enough to believe it? 🤨
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??
@logaandm
@logaandm Ай бұрын
"...stupid enough to believe it..." and there, is the heart of the matter.
@yetiornot5726
@yetiornot5726 Ай бұрын
Fox and Fox viewers. In that order.
@chuckt4558
@chuckt4558 Ай бұрын
You've heard trump supporters, right?
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva Ай бұрын
MAGA
@snowsim
@snowsim Ай бұрын
Anytime I'm having a bad day, watching a new _A Closer Look_ gives me an immediate boost. This time, hearing the Maharishi became the big guy, strong/spiritual guy, tears pouring down his face made me shout with laughter at the delightful combination of surprise and warm comfort of a favourite trope. Thanks, Seth!
@dmh123c
@dmh123c Ай бұрын
Graphics department should get an Emmy for Rudy eyes
@TheWpgMom
@TheWpgMom Ай бұрын
OMG! His head stuck in a bucket of chicken like Winnie-the-Pooh 🤣🤣🤣
@kc10man
@kc10man Ай бұрын
Just want to say how much I appreciate you Seth. Bed time is so boring without your incredible insight, wit, honesty and sense of humor. On a side note; I think you should do a podcast with the Sea Captain and your brother, Gavin.
@carriehesketh3555
@carriehesketh3555 Ай бұрын
The last 2 weeks sucked at night with no Seth! So glad he is back!
@madeleineprice9645
@madeleineprice9645 Ай бұрын
@kc10man - Unless I’m missing some very subtle jackal joke, can I point out that Seth’s brother is called Josh?
@kc10man
@kc10man Ай бұрын
@@madeleineprice9645 Josh plays Gavin Newsom on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Very funny!
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
@@kc10man But the inside joke is that Josh and Gavin are actually twins who were split up as infants. It was part of a study to determine what makes some people become politicians, and others comedians.
@benjaminmerrill2926
@benjaminmerrill2926 Ай бұрын
Oh God, the Koi pond line was exquisite. Respect.
@Dan-un4jy
@Dan-un4jy Ай бұрын
Not pimping for subscribers, actually discouraging it, is the best thing I've ever seen on youtube! They should have a special subscriber plaque just for that.😁
@L_M_V
@L_M_V Ай бұрын
He’s been doing it since the last episode of CORRECTIONS
@ratgirl13
@ratgirl13 Ай бұрын
Liking and subscribing Seth Meyers. You’re a doll!
@paulc14
@paulc14 Ай бұрын
How can a former president who tried to overturn an election be allowed to run for president again? It's ridiculous.
@noconsent
@noconsent Ай бұрын
The Supreme court only cares about the Contitution's original meaning, like an amendment banning oath breakers from holding any office or military position, when it allows them to take away rights of a minority, like ruling abortion isn't a medical procedure that deserves the right to privacy.
@avedic
@avedic Ай бұрын
Because a LOT of people literally want to end democracy and establish a conservative authoritarian dictatorship. That's how. And us on the left who could stop it? We won't. Why? Because Biden isn't perfect...and we're seemingly incapable of contrasting the relative harm of a Biden versus Trump administration. Also many of us seem incapable of imagining just how bad things CAN get, always assuming things ARE as bad as they can be. That combination of apathy and strict idealism in lieu of pragmatic progress on our side.....with MAGA world's utter rejection of objective reality in favor of a nihilistic will to power......is why Trump is not only "allowed to run again" but will in fact win in November. And we're going to let it happen.
@heels-villeshoerepairs8613
@heels-villeshoerepairs8613 Ай бұрын
What a crock.
@andybaldman
@andybaldman Ай бұрын
America.
@markbriten6999
@markbriten6999 Ай бұрын
From the UK. How can a candidate who loses the popular vote become president, pandering to States?
@Beth-zg6gb
@Beth-zg6gb Ай бұрын
Nothing will keep an exhausted toddler awake. They will fall asleep anywhere, literally anywhere, through anything. 🌊🇺🇸💙
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto Ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Ай бұрын
Nothing as cute as a 2-year-old sound asleep on the floor, with the cat snoring next to him.
@hansakkerman2611
@hansakkerman2611 Ай бұрын
​@@sophierobinson2738the same can't be said about the Tub of Lard.
@adrianpena677
@adrianpena677 Ай бұрын
Why not give him a coloring book & box of crayons! 😅
@jameschan9634
@jameschan9634 Ай бұрын
also pooping and farting
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto Ай бұрын
Bwaahahaha! 😂FOX throwing out the "Kafkaesque" reference
@parksbpknit
@parksbpknit Ай бұрын
Oh how I would love to kmow what the lawyers on the jury are thinking!
@Typhis19
@Typhis19 Ай бұрын
man the big guy strong guy, tears in his eyes bits are always so funny. lmao
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr Ай бұрын
Meditating, doubtful. Medicating, likely.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👗⬅️YOURS??
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels Ай бұрын
@@paulyricca3881 It's so very lame when you malcontents do that oh-so-edgy "comeback".
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@HelynnHeels 👨🏻‍🦰 DUH WATT DUHZ DAT MEAN ? DUH
@charleswebster2550
@charleswebster2550 Ай бұрын
Jeez Helynn, I thought I was the only one to call a malcontent by name.👍
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@charleswebster2550 🥃👴🏻 U ARE BOTH RABBLE- ROUSERS AT COLUMBIA IN NYC. SHAME ON U SHAME ON U .
@unity1015
@unity1015 Ай бұрын
Trump with the Rudi eyes makes him look like he is auditioning for Seth's Cicadas-Cicadas, the feel good Broadway musical we need right now.
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin Ай бұрын
A stack of papers? Give him a tablet and set it to the 10 hours video of jingling keys! 🔑
@therealdler
@therealdler Ай бұрын
The "rudy eyes" made me bellylaugh 😂😂😂
@theuntappedtable3487
@theuntappedtable3487 Ай бұрын
The Rudy eyes on Trump was like taking your helmet off on Mars in Total Recall. Nightmare fuel!
@parkus65
@parkus65 Ай бұрын
I hope Graphics gets a special call out in this week's Corrections for this masterpiece.
@colinsellers1143
@colinsellers1143 Ай бұрын
Dont quit your day job. i seen that pathetic youtube channel of yours
@artbargra
@artbargra Ай бұрын
I need one of MiB's neuralizers to get rid of that image.
@johnrusselljr89
@johnrusselljr89 Ай бұрын
Seth you're the 👑 pure comedy ROYALTY!
@AndrewBaileyMusicProductions
@AndrewBaileyMusicProductions Ай бұрын
Trump as a president is like that episode of Seinfeld where George Constansa gets a guy to build a bed under his desk so he can nap while at work
@CannotBBlank
@CannotBBlank Ай бұрын
"Build the wall. Namaste." 😂💀
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
7:03 I’m 48, almost half Joe Biden’s age and I do have more trouble going up stairs than him. No joke. Severe hip arthritis sucks.
@normaowens7569
@normaowens7569 Ай бұрын
Positive healing energy headed your way right now.
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
@@normaowens7569🙏🙏🙏 Thank you very much.
@StLProgressive
@StLProgressive Ай бұрын
I’m 52, with bone on bone arthritis in my right knee. Just had the left replaced 2 months ago. Biden could run rings around me. 😂
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@themistressofminerals
@themistressofminerals Ай бұрын
I'm 21 and I have about as much trouble going up the stairs at Joe Biden does 😅 pain knows no age huh!!
@staceyduncan7490
@staceyduncan7490 Ай бұрын
Omg! Serh your writers are on fire and your delivery is fcn PERFECT!
@robroaring7175
@robroaring7175 Ай бұрын
4:27 One of those sparky dog collars that you can zap would be my choice!😊
@_ian2800
@_ian2800 Ай бұрын
That suitcase with the hair poking out!!!
@snowsim
@snowsim Ай бұрын
The hair & the long red tie! That and the Rudy Eyes eyelids were graphics dept perfection. 🎯
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын
At first I thought it was a squirrel’s tail. Had to pause and rewind to double check 😂🤣
@jacobgood4842
@jacobgood4842 Ай бұрын
I prefer my presidents that actually stay awake and is alert and doesn’t have to be woken up by his lawyers
@mackswellgg
@mackswellgg Ай бұрын
What a low bar America has
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Ай бұрын
​@@mackswellggTrump slithered under it.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@mackswellgg 👗⬅️YOURS?
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@markmac2206 🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
@aman11283
@aman11283 Ай бұрын
oh god the meditation bit, dying 😆
@matthuck378
@matthuck378 Ай бұрын
I watch Colbert, Meyers, and Kimmel clips on YT. It's really funny at the end when Seth says "don't just watch Kimmel clips"...Because that's what I'm probably doing.
@Milaaq302
@Milaaq302 Ай бұрын
Remember, the guilty man sleeps soundly, the innocent man cannot sleep for worry.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👴🏻🥃 JOHN WAYNE IS THE GREATEST STAR OF ALL TIME
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👴🏻🥃 BILL COSBY IN 24
@keithad6485
@keithad6485 Ай бұрын
Sounds like an old wives tale
@Milaaq302
@Milaaq302 Ай бұрын
@@keithad6485 sure, I read it in a book (Terry Pratchett). it's not applicable to all situations, but rather immediately after being arrested. A guilty man knows what's going on and rests, but an innocent man won't sleep well for worry he might be wrongfully punished.
@keithad6485
@keithad6485 Ай бұрын
@@Milaaq302 I am skeptical. I would like to read that book, and, check out the evidence, if any is cited, to examine the evidence myself to find out how the author arrived at his conclusion. Remember, the lie told by the soviets about the murder of thousands of Polish military officers in WW2 who claimed the germans were the murderers. It is now known the Soviets were the murderers, and in the Nuremberg War Trials the claim by the Soviets re these murders was presumed to be true and still is unchallenged as Nuremberg evidence.
@mayberelevant3237
@mayberelevant3237 Ай бұрын
I absolutely love your trump impressions especially when he calls for Mel, and that line about the Maharishi coming up to him with tears in his eyes and telling him to build the wall 😂hilarious as usual ♥️🇨🇦
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
"All You Need is Immunity" - one of the Beatles best. Along with "The Fool in the Trial," and "When I'm 64 Convictions, 2 Acquittels."
@NancyBrown-iw7vh
@NancyBrown-iw7vh Ай бұрын
I love Seth; truthful and so funny!
@Marlorn
@Marlorn Ай бұрын
Rude guiliani eyes meme will never get old. 😁
@jeffb.6642
@jeffb.6642 Ай бұрын
After seeing the "Rudy Eyes" on Trump, I think I'm going to be the one who is always awake.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
@arlanstrong1424
@arlanstrong1424 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Ай бұрын
You mean woke?! 😂😂😂
@leafyrox
@leafyrox Ай бұрын
The graphics department earned their pay with that one.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@leafyrox 👴🏻🥃 NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD.
@carlosvillanueva8530
@carlosvillanueva8530 Ай бұрын
Everyone in law enforcement knows that the guilty sleep, and the innocent are so worried that they are being falsely accused until they can't sleep.
@zedmelon
@zedmelon Ай бұрын
It is absolutely unfuckingbelievable that a former president routinely prompts grown adults to pretend on television that napping in a court of law is somehow heroic, admirable, or even respectable.
@johnnytony593
@johnnytony593 Ай бұрын
That reverse or (indiferent) psychology works, I gave him a like.
@debranielsen2002
@debranielsen2002 Ай бұрын
Maybe they should issue a cattle prod to the security guard to keep him alert.
@stopthecrazyguy9948
@stopthecrazyguy9948 Ай бұрын
Stormy Daniels
@catherinelewis1951
@catherinelewis1951 Ай бұрын
Or a taser.
@knotgood9077
@knotgood9077 Ай бұрын
How is the former president going to stay awake at the high school graduation he wishes to attend…just wondering
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Ай бұрын
Because he will be golfing instead.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🗣 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA WEAR BEAT POET 1954 CLOTHES AGAIN
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@markmac2206 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK STAGECOACHES
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean Ай бұрын
$20 says if you asked him what highschool his kid goes to he'd be drawing a blank...
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN
@nixwitchghostgirl4235
@nixwitchghostgirl4235 Ай бұрын
You make my day ❤
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
👴🏻🥃 AWW SHUT UP
@michelled8408
@michelled8408 Ай бұрын
I am 54 and I have tripped going up the stairs several times. I recently fell down the stairs and broke my foot.. 😂
@ryshow9118
@ryshow9118 Ай бұрын
Shout-out to graphics for the incredible work today
@Richard--
@Richard-- Ай бұрын
Had to hit pause, back it up and make a screen shot of Trump with Rudy eyes...that was freaking hilarious. 😂
@Mr.N3cro
@Mr.N3cro Ай бұрын
Giving him papers to play with, is like giving a child a toy to play with.
@redzinnia
@redzinnia Ай бұрын
I want this trial to be aired on air LIVE so badly!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын
Yeah, but that would put the lives of the jury and the courtworkers at risk.
@cousinevey
@cousinevey Ай бұрын
ME TOO!!!
@leonnisson1435
@leonnisson1435 Ай бұрын
If this trial was live they wouldn't be able to keep Trump quiet. Trump would probably play his feel sorry for me violin and the trial would never end. 🎻🎶😢
@LoganRexus
@LoganRexus Ай бұрын
Absolutely not! If this was being televised, he wouldn’t be acting this way; the man *loves* showboating to an audience. If there were cameras, Trump would find a way to use them to distract from the actual facts of the case. His attorneys would no longer need try convince the jury, when instead they could create soundbites about this trial being a sham. And the media would repeat and amplify that message daily. not just the conservative networks, but also the “liberal media” who even after all these years cannot help but act like Trump’s team argues in good faith. And it would be ratings gold.
@stan4now
@stan4now Ай бұрын
Painting Rudy's eyes on Trump's eyelids almost made me choke, Seth. I coulda died having dinner. How many times have I said, "No surprise jokes."
@PhillipArthur-yn2ld
@PhillipArthur-yn2ld Ай бұрын
I literally paused on that part and laughed out loud. I imagine that would be the look he'd get when the person in front of him got the last bucket of fried chicken 😂
@LittleBlueOwl318
@LittleBlueOwl318 Ай бұрын
He made me laugh/snort coffee up my nose! I have got to stop drinking a beverage when watching Seth, Jimmy and Stephen
@Rattus-Norvegicus
@Rattus-Norvegicus Ай бұрын
​@@LittleBlueOwl318Check out Cody's Showdy from Some More News.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover Ай бұрын
To be fair, you should know by now how dangerous it is to try eating while watching Seth.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын
I have been waiting for someone in late night to paint dump’s eyelids since day one! The result is even better than anticipated! Thanks Seth and your awesome graphics team! 💪🏾😂🤣😭😝😘👍🏾
@telavivjake
@telavivjake Ай бұрын
They need to have a counter for the number of times they have shown Biden tripping on the stairs.
@jharris3267
@jharris3267 Ай бұрын
So the party of law and order is screaming “I fought the law and the law can stick it”! Man so many years of tough on crime rhetoric and it simply was just rules for thee but not for me. Hypocrites.😒
@jcanfieldschatz
@jcanfieldschatz Ай бұрын
Good job Graphics Department on the "Rudy Eyes".. Did Seth give you all a well deserved pat on the back? lol
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
I bet they made him pat them all over. 😉
@Gildedmuse
@Gildedmuse Ай бұрын
I think they'd prefer something a little harder than a pat. Little lower than the back, too.
@richardvickrey4786
@richardvickrey4786 Ай бұрын
Seth, you are brilliant! Your "Closer Look" segments help me get thru the night in these terrible, horrible times in which we live. And for that, i cannot thank you enough. 💙
@Smokerolla
@Smokerolla Ай бұрын
loved that ending the best youre awesome seth
@d.w.stratton4078
@d.w.stratton4078 Ай бұрын
Jackal here: you said you had ONE more thing to say but you had SEVERAL more things to say. 💅🏻
@noellalexander9527
@noellalexander9527 Ай бұрын
it's Stress Induced narcolepsy. not uncommon amongst defendants who know they're screwed.
@publicuser2534
@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын
I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto Ай бұрын
More like he's up all night snorting Adderall and Sudafed and Rage-"Truthing" at 4 am and he doesn't have his Diet Cokes to keep him awake during the trial. Lol.
@jasond4084
@jasond4084 Ай бұрын
Why is Seth not traveling the Midwest with his off Broadway smash hit “Cicada Cicada 13-v-17 and All that Noise”
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 Ай бұрын
Thought that’s what he was doing for the last few weeks
@staceyschwieterman6655
@staceyschwieterman6655 Ай бұрын
Bravo Seth, great work and your writers
@uniquesence
@uniquesence Ай бұрын
I love these so much!
@alias093001
@alias093001 Ай бұрын
Sleeping Donnie needs his beauty sleep. He rants all night and sleeps all day.
@magicmarker7047
@magicmarker7047 Ай бұрын
Yeah, considering his day didn't start till 11 when he was in the White House. Fun fact psychopaths don't sleep.
@corgising5606
@corgising5606 Ай бұрын
His beauty sleep isn’t working
@douglassmalone-omeally1683
@douglassmalone-omeally1683 Ай бұрын
He's a slumberjack and he's ok...
@likebot.
@likebot. Ай бұрын
@@douglassmalone-omeally1683 He Tweets all night and he rants all day♪
@TheWasif
@TheWasif Ай бұрын
“I think I’d fall asleep at my trial. It’s realy boring.” Not the flex you think it is when LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS ABLE TO STAY AWAKE. 😂😂😂
@laurenmalone8335
@laurenmalone8335 Ай бұрын
Right, I fell asleep at an orientation meeting for my job years ago but if I was in a courtroom where I could face jail time, you can guarantee my ass would be awake.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 Ай бұрын
I always fall asleep when I get sent to conferences or training sessions. Thank goodness they send the notes😂
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson Ай бұрын
Really*
@jdwinks40
@jdwinks40 Ай бұрын
They're appealing to simple folks who wouldn't find days and days of a trial engaging or entertaining enough to stay awake for. They're telling them, "See?! Trump is just like you! Vote for the one who is like you!" It's all a scam.
@joannejohnson7006
@joannejohnson7006 Ай бұрын
Thank you Seth
@telavivjake
@telavivjake Ай бұрын
Maybe they should give him a placemat for coloring and activities like they do for toddlers in a restaurant.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын
Seth with his Trump impressions are THE BEST!! 🤣🤣
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын
They are hilarious
@jimmessina1882
@jimmessina1882 Ай бұрын
MELLLLL?!?!? Cracks me up . . . Every. Single. Time.
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@tylerhackner9731👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??
@paulyricca3881
@paulyricca3881 Ай бұрын
@@jimmessina1882🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
@morpheus2573
@morpheus2573 Ай бұрын
Sleeping is his only way to make it all go away. 😴
@MisterTingles
@MisterTingles Ай бұрын
the orange Buddha was deep in meditation, contemplating his after-court fast food order, once he reached Near-Wawa
@maydaytweezy3000
@maydaytweezy3000 Ай бұрын
Love the new epilogue!
@EllieHellBelle
@EllieHellBelle Ай бұрын
It’s lovely to have you back.
@L_M_V
@L_M_V Ай бұрын
Corrections is a-waiting for us tomorrow, it better be.
@julesbower762
@julesbower762 Ай бұрын
Your writers are amazing.
@lstapes7
@lstapes7 Ай бұрын
These writers are the best. However, I feel like Seth wrote more than usual of the jokes on tonight’s ACL or maybe had more of a hand at revision than he sometimes does. There’s just a certain syntax and rapid fire, relentless element to content and style that I remember from SNL (I have even seen it with Jost and Che at times). However, I’ve had quite a few antihistamines today, so perhaps they have me too addled for this comment to be meaningful. Either way, great ACL tonight. And Seth’s brother, Gavin Newsom, was on Kimmel either last night or the night before.
@julesbower762
@julesbower762 Ай бұрын
@@lstapes7 you have no way of ;knowing' that and just taking to time to make your comment is insane in no way, does how you feel, matter to the truth I understand your sentiment, but you should remain silent rather that post such blather
@billboyle1588
@billboyle1588 Ай бұрын
Brilliant!!!!
@aleks-33
@aleks-33 Ай бұрын
The new ending of this video killed me 😂 love seeing the "Corrections" style in these videos haha
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 Ай бұрын
Calvin, in one Calvin & Hobbes strip, cut a ping-pong ball in half, used a marker to put black dots where the pupils should be, and put them over his eyes so he could fall asleep in class. Unfortunately for him, he looked as though he'd drank five pots of coffee.
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